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[herbertpock3t]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!! HOPE YALL GET MANY FLOWERS ^_^ YOU TOO SINGLE PPL!!!!

[autistickfigure]

whenever i go into the shower ithink about oc etymology its so awesome but everytime i get out i forget everything. ONE DAY i will write ALLL about how they got from here to there it will be wonderful

[jewbeloved]

Can I request Stan, Kenny, Craig and Clyde x flirty reader please? Like reader loves showing affection to their partner and making them blush and all that fluffy.

Stan, Kenny, Craig, and Clyde with a flirty s/o🤩💖💖

I'm a sucker for donuts-

Warnings: None

Gender: Neutral

💙 Stan Marsh 🐕

It doesn't matter how many times you make him have a cuteness overload, he will never get tired of being amazed by your cuteness.

He really doesn't mind the affection you give to him, he likes the feeling of being loved by someone who deeply cares about him. ❤️

Addition to him not minding your flirty nature either, as long as he gets to spend time with you he's okay with it.

But he would probably be red as a tomato if you shoot a big flirty comment at him. How dare you make marshmallow boy be flustered reader? >:C /j

If you keep them flirty comments up, Stan is going to be whining for attention and love all day then 💙💙💙💙

🧡 Kenny Mccormick 🐁

My dude can be flirty as well, I don't know what you want to expect 💀

Except his flirty comments will make you extremely flustered then how it works with Stan.

Que this turning into a battle between y'all to see who can shoot a flirty comment to make the other one flustered. (It wouldn't be surprising if Kenny wins most of the time)

If you manage to make him flustered with a flirty comment, it's probably because he went easy on you 🫠🫠

You're going to have to accept the fact that Kinny is the flirtatious master here /hj🧡🧡🧡

💙 Craig Tucker 🐹

Awww....that's cute. *Gives you head pats* you might have to try harder than that to make Craig a blushing mess :3

You both are basically rich with love since you guys give each other attention and affection all the time. You have made a few flirty comments here and there but none of them were able to make Craig's cheeks red as a tomato ;_;

So you decided to practice some of your flirty comments to say to him (that you definitely did not just research on the internet) if you want to make your boyfriend blush you gotta step up your game.

When you manage to make him blush, Craig would be speechless for a while before coming back to his senses. Congratulations! 💛💛💙💙

❤️ Clyde Donovan 🍂

Please help this poor boy any interaction you do with him, always makes him flustered.

He might try to slip a flirty comment right back at you, but fails miserably and ends up making himself blush from it. :')

Too much affection with Clyde is enough to make him clingy and needy for attention just like Stan.

He probably likes it whenever you make him blush to be honest, even if he wants to hide it or deny it. He can't deny the fact that he loves the affection his s/o gives him.

He might not be able to make you flustered with a flirty comment, but that doesn't mean he can't make you flustered in another form of affection >:3 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

HELP IM SO SORRY IF THESE SCENARIOS ARE SHORT😭😭😭

[alexxness]

♡ A thread with 9 silly headcanons I made about Fujin (I'm delusional lol) ♡

🍃 HEADCANON #1 🍃

I headcanon him as pansexual and genderfluid

In his MK11 ending, he ends up living various lives, living many possibilities of gender, etc.

+ I believe that he also experienced many kinds of relationships with mortals he lived amongst

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🍃 HEADCANON #2 🍃

Fujin would be the kind of person that whenever sees a tiny spider crawling on his clothes, he'd gently give it back to nature again instead of killing it or throw it away :]

He respects and loves nature a whole lot <33

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🍃 HEADCANON #3 🍃

He appreciates any kind of gifts you give him :>

He'd probably go like "Awww, for me?? So gentle of you, I appreciate it a lot."

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🍃 HEADCANON #4 🍃

Text Messages (ft. Raiden & Nightwolf)

+ He'd be someone who would use these kind of emojis: ₍ ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎˚୨୧ || (๛ ˘ ³˘ )♡ || ◕⩊◕✨

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🍃 HEADCANON #5 🍃

His favorite flowers would probably be dandelions, marsh marigolds, and anchusa cape forget-me-not's

+ He likes simple things :3

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🍃 HEADCANON #6 🍃

Fujin would be the kind of person who'd just like to be treated as a normal being amongst mortals, not as the god that he is...

+ He feels upset when people mention that "he can't understand mortals' feelings bc he's a god", but he actually does

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🍃 HEADCANON #7 🍃

Fujin would be the kind of person who'd write poems, while watching the sunset in fields of dandelions

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🍃 HEADCANON #8 🍃

He'd be great with kids!! He would do anything to keep children happy, and would protect them at **all costs**

+ he likes to free his inner child <33

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🍃 HEADCANON #9 🍃

Speaking of kids, he also would let them braid his hair (like that one scene from Tangled)

It would be so silly tehehehh <33

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♡ And that's it!! I'm obsessed with him, he's the silliest, and I love him ♡

[the-fiction-witch]

The Sea Witch P2

Media The Maze Runner Au X Mermaids

Character Newt (Merman)

Couple Newt X Reader

Rating SMUT AF

Concept Merman

Smut non-consentual / tenticles/ forced orgasm/ anal/ mouth fucking/ fingering/ full sex/ raw sex/ sensory deprivation/ kidnapped/ nipple play/ jizz/ slave/

Notes: As a point of anatomy as we are dealing with mermaids/ mermen, I did a lot of reasurch RIP my search history, but for the anatomy sake the mermen are designed in this world to be more like fish in the lower half with pelvis fins and both the penis and anus being on the front of their body.

I hope that helps <3

I don’t know exactly how long it had been since she left but time wasn’t exactly what I was keeping track of, these damn things had been slowly tightening on me causing my skin to go sore where I’d been fighting, all of them throbbed and pulsed around me which only made it feel worse, and the one in my mouth kept trying to go lower which at this point physically hurt enough to force tears, at this point I was tried, exhausted from futile attempts to escape. When I heard her voice “Hello Little prince” she chuckled “Cosy?” she asked as she came close and luckily the one in my mouth retracted and I gasped for breath 

“Let me go!”

“Why would I do that? Got half you’re kingdom out looking for you. And it’s ever so much fun to have you down here to play with” she smirked stroking her sharp nails down my chest 

“P-Play with?”

“I’m one with the marshes Newt, this controlled by me, felt by me, part of me” she cooed stroking the tendril that had been in my mouth “Now I have finished up my business for the day I thought we could have a little fun” she smirked gently running her finger across my pelvis fins enough to cause them to flutter 

“Fun! I think the two of us have a different definition of fun”

“Well we’ll find out” she smirked “But you’re my prisoner, little prince, I know you and your guards would have whatever fun you saw fit with me if I was your prisoner” she smirked snapping her fingers causing the tendrils to tighten around me most notably around my neck 

“What are you going to do to me?”

“We’re going to have fun” she smirked blowing a little kiss towards me the bubbles from her lips formed a heart but it even hit my stomach, for a moment I was confused before I noticed what her bewitching magic had done as it had forced me to get as hard as possible I tried to stop it but it was impossible my erection now stood as tall as it had ever been I tried to resist, I tried to make it go down but that only made it worse it honestly felt like it had swollen but felt so insanely desperate 

“You evil witch!” I yelled trying to resist and escape 

“My my, not too little, little prince” she cooed stroking her fingers up and down my shaft I did my best not to react to her but every touch, every rub, every mild sensation felt like waves of pleasure from her spell her meer touch leaving me a gasping mess my eyes fluttered shut biting my lip desperate to not revealed the pleasure it gave me "awww it's alright the dark sea dungeon is a place no one can hear you scream little prince" she Cooed her stroking turned to more intense rubbing leaving me to squirm desperately for escape "Not a soul across the ocean has to know how much you enjoy it" she whispered

"Give me the crystal and let me go"

"Ohh darling, we've established that's not going to happen" she smirked "perhaps I should leave you alone until you get a little more co operative" she smirked moving away from me perching herself on another bit of equipment in the dungeon I caught my breath a moment even if I was still hard and still ridiculously over sensitive but these tendrils only tightened as she plaid with her long nails 

"Y/n?" I asked a little worried what she was planning as her sly smirk had not disappeared and then I felt it. I glanced down and saw another tendril had formed from the writhing black mass and it was hovering closely to my erection "AHH! No! No! You stay the hell away from there!" I argued 

"You didn't argue so much about my hand" she cooed 

"Your hand is one thing-" I began constantly moving my hips trying desperately to keep it away but each grip  tightened 

"It's still me Newt" she Cooes "this way I just have a few more hands" 

"AHH! Y/n please!" I begged her 

"Humm this is going to be fun" she smirked as the tendril slowly coiled it's way around my erection just the feeling of it slithering around me was torture but overwhelemingly pleasurable from her evil smutty spell just the feeling of it throbbing around me was enough to force my screams

"Ahhhhhh! Uuuuuuuhhh uuhhhhhh ahhhhhhh! Please!" I begged her "Y/n please I'll do whatever you want just make it stop!"

"Awww but your ever so cute to watch" she giggled as the tendril began to move up and down coiling tight around my base and then uncoiling to the tip rubbed against my head which caused even more overwhelming lustful screams which only seemed to amuse her more Chuckling in that evil way "aren't you adorable, little prince. These are some very lovely sounds indeed but I think we need a little something more" she Cooed and the tendril sped up leaving me to scream and plead 

"Ahhhhhhhh uuhh uhhhh ahhhhhhh please! Please! please Y/n please! Let me go! Please before i- ahhhhhhh"

"Before you what little prince?" She smirked already knowing the answer but clearly waiting it out of me I didn't answer so it sped up more "awwww will our sweet guest make a mess of my dungeon?" She giggled coming over toying with my pelvis fins before the tendril pulled back and her hand took me instead "get used to pleading little prince you're going to be here a long time. Until your kingdom grants me what I want you are my little hostage, which we both know will take an awfully long time, so get yourself comfortable and enjoy yourself" she smirked squeezing my erection and moving her hand fast which was enough to send me over the edge screaming so loud my voice shredded my throat my whole body flooded with pleasure my seed sputtering into the water. I relaxed a little and tried to catch my breath but I found my erection was still hard and still as desperate as before. The tendril returned and took in all of my seed which only made her smirk grow "the dark marsh is hungry" 

"There, you got your fun. You got what you wanted now let me go!" 

"Awww were not even half way finished little prince" she smirked and as she said those words each of the tendrils around me coiled tighter now all the way up my arms half way up my tail wrapping twice Around my waist and my neck giving me no ability to move at all only being able to flap the end of my tail and it's fins, the tendril returned to replace her hand coiling around my stiff erection already rubbing again 

"Ahhh no please! Let me go!"

"Don't lie, we both know your enjoying it" she smirked kissing my cheek "aren't you Newt?"

"Y/n please… just let me go. We can have any fun you want just let me go!"

"Aww that's a very sweet offer but this is the fun I want" she smirked 

"Please! Let me go!" I whined 

"What's that?"

"Please let me go Y/n!"

"Hummm I heard let's continue"

"Nooo! Y/n please!" 

"Now should we make him quiet or should we listen for the next part" She cooed 

"What are you gonna do?" 

She smiled wickedly fully stroking one of my pelvis fins all the way down she ran her hand across the base of my stiff erection but that's not what she was going for she instead moved lower and stroked around my -

"AHHHH! No! You get away from there!" 

"Why? Is it too sensitive?"

"Well yes but I -" I began unable to speak from the pleasure I was getting

"Awwww our little prince hadn't had anyone touch him there before?" She cooed and I nodded "don't worry I'll be nice and gentle" she reassured as she slipped two fingers inside me which caused my screams to intensify as even just the feeling of he fingers was so insanely pleasurable I was so fearful as I'd never had any type of anal play but fuck it felt so good and my reaction only assumed her more 

"Y/n please - I'll be good, I'll do whatever you want, I'll give you your independence please just -"

"If you want me to stop simply say the word"

"Please - please -" I began but that word was caught behind my teeth no matter what I couldn't say it "what have you done to me!"

"Simply removed that word from your vocabulary little prince, we both know you don't really want to use it" she smirked moving her fingers fast and hard 

"Uuughhhh! Please please -" 

"Your so cute" she smiled pulling her fingers away and giving my lips a gentle kiss admittedly I melted into her kiss and we made out for a good few seconds until I felt it. Another tendril came and began to stroke around the entrance just as her fingers had 

"No please! I can't - I've never -"

"It's alright I'll be gentle"

"Y/n please! Noo noo stay out of there!" I demanded but she ignored me and the tendril slipped inside my ass it hurt of course as it forced its way inside I screamed and tried to resist but it was utterly impossible and as much as I didn't want to give her the satisfaction it was overwhelmingly pleasurable even if it forced tears from my eyes which she meerly kissed away as the tendril moved as deep as it could throbbing for a few seconds before moving almost completely out over and over driving me more into pleasure each time getting slightly deeper as my body gradually allowed it to go deeper inside me once it found the deepest possible speed then began to increase but in time with the one wrapped around my cock "uuuuuuuhhh uuughhhh uuuuuuuhhh! Y/n please! I can't take anymore!" I whined my eyes welling with overstimulated tears 

"Aww but we've only just started" she Cooes "I think you need a little time. Let's see how long it takes for this princely inhibition to disappear and my cute little prince becomes meerly a slave to his pleasure?" She chuckled, 

Two more tendrils they came and one wrapped tightly around my head blocking my eyes from any light leaving me blind to what was happening around me 

"Y/n please - I'll -" I began but the second jumped down my throat as it had before leaving me unable to move, see or speak completely and utterly at her mercy. And it was then everything sped up, and tightened around me which caused me to scream around the tendril as I hit my second wave of pleasure this far more intense then the first given everything else what was happening but they didn't stop for a second everything continued as of nothing happened leaving me to scream and beg for her mercy but it never came …

I lost all track of time utterly blank at how long I had been down here as her tormented prisoner my mind had lost most thoughts other than the overloading pleasure I felt, I was hers utterly and completely. Her plaything. I don't know how long is been here but the pleasure had never ever stopped for even a moment of respite, by now I was utterly addicted to it having gone through a whole arch of pain and resistance, to annoyance and acceptance, to excitement and joy to now being utterly at mer mercy, her slave addicted to her touch. She had utterly made me her slave. The only time there was a break in all this was when she would come down to the dungeon to visit me she'd give me little kisses all over my body, she'd play with my nipples and my pelvis fins to wind me up even more even times she had let a tendril moved away and used her hand to wrap around my cock which admittedly I lived for! Often moaning her name even with the tendril still deep in my mouth. I had already cum twice since I woke up this morning when I heard her sweet voice

"Good morning little prince" she cooed and the tendril moved back as it often did so I could speak to her even if I still couldn't see her 

"Morning Y/n" I gasped

"Have you had a nice day so far?"

"I've already cum twice"

"Aww good boy" she cooed stroking my shaft pulling the tendril away to meerly stroke me with her soft hand 

"Ummmmm! Uuhhhhhh Y/n!" 

"It's lovely to see how you've warmed up to this Newt" she smirked rubbing on my head with her thumb 

"Uhhh uhhh please Y/n! Please Y/n I'm gonna cum!"

" already? I must have left you too long" she smirked giving my cheek a kiss immediately I pucker my lips desperate for a kiss fighting with the tendrils to let me move closer to her "aww would my little prince like a kissy?" She asks and I nodded "words" she demanded squeezing me erection

"Uuhhhhhh! Yes! Yes please Y/n! Please kiss me"

"That's better" she smirked happily letting me kiss her, we kissed so passionately and lustfully as it was one of the few outs I had for my pleasure till she pulled back "tell me what you want little prince"

"Uuhhhh… I want you to make me cum Y/n, please I need you" 

"Well you have been a very good boy"

I bit my lip expecting her hand to pleasure me or even her mouth if I was very very lucky as she had only done that once or twice but I felt an even better sensation of my cock slipping inside her dripping pussy 

"Uuuughhhhh! Uuuuuuuhhh uuuughhhhh yes! Y/n! Y/n! Yeeesss! Uuuughhhhh!" Immediately I hit the orgasm I had been so desperate for filling her up as deep as I could

"Aww you really were desperate" she cooed "but we can have our fun still" she smirked as she began to move back and forth allowing me to fuck her I was already on another plane of pleasure and this just drove me insane I was an utter mess my mouth hung open moaning her name often spilling my seed inside her and she never even slowed all while her tendril still fucked my ass I hit another now my fourth orgasm inside her tears flooded down my face my voice almost broken 

"Uuuuuuuhhh uuughhhh uuhhhhhh! Y/n!" I moaned gasping in my exhaustion but I heard her scream and felt her tighten around me 

"Ahhhhhhhh Newt!" She squealed hitting her own and the moment she did the tendrils let me go leaving me completely to drop to the floor beyond exhausted and for the first time since I had been her my erection actually went down and softened back to normal for a good while I just laid on the floor with my mouth open trying to think straight and she came and laid with me nuzzling up with me "hi"

"Hi."

"Happy?"

"Ummm yes my lady" I smiled kissing her sweet lips 

"Good, now you can come upstairs and get some rest and we can discuss our deal"

"Our deal?"

"Well you want the crystal or not?"

"Crystal - oh yeah!" I nodded honestly I'd kind forgotten about all that 

"Then we have much to discuss, come on you can sleep in my bed" 

"I can?"

'of course, that way we can have little breaks in the political discussion" she smirked stroking her fingers down my chest 

"Break time before we start Y/n?" I hired shifting my hips and pushing her hand down towards my pelvis fins

"Aww you still excited?" She Cooes stroking the fins and biting her lip as she watched me start to get hard for her 

"Very much my lady" I whined kissing her neck 

"Alright, first one up to the tower has to go down on the other for an hour" she Cooes before she quickly swam off for a moment I sat shocked at those words but immediately got harder and swam off after her as quickly as I could.

[octorosi]

The Octonauts opening Christmas gifts:

Kwazii: I’m assuming by the questionable wrapping style- that this is from barnacles!

Barnacles:I tried!

Kwazii:I’m kidding! What is it???

Barnacles:Why don’t you open it up?..I might regret this but who cares-

Kwazii: *gasp* ITS A PIRATES SWORD!!! AND ITS NOT A PLASTIC ONE!!! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!

Tweek:Oh god- we’re screwed-

Barnacles:Your welcome kwazii, just please for the love of god, don’t use it irresponsibly- I trust you and you like these things, that’s why I bought it for you, don’t make me regret it- please-

Kwazii: I WONT LET YOU DOWN CAPTAIN!!!

Dashie: Captain, you just gave us a death wish-

Kwazii: dashie don’t be silly! I’m responsible-! *almosts smacks tunip with the sword*

Tunip: SHIPPAAAAA-???!??!

Barnacles: *grabs tunip away from kwazii* HOW ABOUT WE PLAY WITH THE SWORD IN OUR ROOM- KWAZII-? BEFORE PESO NEEDS TO BE INVOLVED-

Kwazii: Alrighty captain! Thank you again!!

Shellington: HE ALMOST KILLED MY SON!

Barnacles: Correction, he’s my son too, SECOND. HES VERY MUCH ALIVE! THANKFULLY-

Peso: All due respect captain, that was the dumbest thing you’ve ever done-

Barnacles: Ok ok- I know- but look how happy kwazii is! Isn’t that’s what Christmas is all abo-

*Crash*

Kwazii: NOTHING HAPPENED!!!

Barnacles:…

Dashie: You we’re saying-? >:]

Barnacles: I’m going to eat Christmas pudding. Nobody come get me until it’s New Years.

Shellington: Can I come with?

Barnacles:Why not-

Inkling: Barnacles, you get peso gigantic puzzles, shellington, a whole wardrobe of sweaters, paani, a water studie set, you get dashie and tweek jewelry and video games, you get Min stuffed animals, and you get pearl jewelry and a handbag, you get the children and the vegamals toys, and you get me some new suits, you get Bianca a designer coat and hand bag, you get natquick a whole bunch of hot coco and a heated blanket, and, I know this was a long list, BUT YOU GET KWAZII A SWORD THAT CAN POSSIBLY UN-ALIVE SOMEONE-?

Barnacles: IM DUMB I GET IT-

Tweek: How are you not broke after that-?

Inkling: Oh! And I forgot about the gifts you got Ranger marsh, calico jack and pesos mom- at idk if I’m forgetting anyone-

Dashie: HOW. HOW ARE YOU NOT BROKE RIGHT NOW????

Barnacles: Don’t remind me- please-

Inkling: Your very kind barnacles,

Barnacles: Awww- thanks professor!

Dashie: Wait till you see the gifts we got you >:3

Barnacles: Wait what?! Aww I told you you not to get me anything-

Peso: and we pulled a kwazii and didn’t listen >:3

[jeeperso]

D&D Quotes Without Context

Ravenloft edition, Fundertainment Land arc part 1

GM: Alright, last time on the Yawning portal runners. OOC: Wrong channel. OOC2: Wrong thread. OOC: Wrong channel thread. And our heroes took a well earned vacation to the most luxurious vacation spot in all of Ravenloft: The beautiful Sapphire Islands. Where there was sun, surf, a wedding, fabulous door prizes, and surfing against werewolves. Jonni: “I got this book of tips on being hotter.” Gorbash: “In a physical attraction sort of way or a things in my proximity burst into flame kind of way?” Jonni: “Yes!” “Okay, so, Marsh, I’d ask what I can set on fire, but I’m guessing everything. So we need a safe word for when you want me to light everything up. Normally, I’d suggest ‘funderful’, but given the locale, I’m guessing that would be triggering. So…’Bigbooty’ when you want me to go nuts.” “I find the best defense is a good fireball.” "Welcome to Gunder and Danzi's Fundertainment Land,” the woman says in a chipper tone. "We welcome you to our funtastic home, and we kindly ask you to acknowledge and abide by all the rules here. So that we can maximize our fundertastical experience. “ "No running, no outside food or drinks, no loitering, no littering, no intimate moments, no questioning the rampant consumerism no escape. No escape. No escape. No hope. No escape. No escape NO ESCAPE.” Gorbash: “This is why I picked mercenary work instead of retail.” Jonni: “Wait, BACK THE FUCK UP. What was that about no intimate moments? I demand to speak with and murder your manager!” "Sorry, just on hour 42 of a 72 hour shift. You get used to it.... Or you get a knife and start stabbing people.” "As said, we're the Union. I am here to ascend the Murderhorn, awake the Yettirrasque, and lead us all to freedom from the burning ruin I will leave.” “I get to make the ruin!” Yog-sothoth: "So Poom's character sheet now says 'Wizard' on it, and—" Azathoth: "I think we missed something.” Nyarlathotep: "Awww. But I liked breaking the game with.....uh, ahem, paying attention now….." Nyx: "Bad, Nyar, bad. No breaking the fourth wall: it was just fixed after the last time." Edmund: ”OH COME ON!” Vesh: ”You know, as a cleric of Ioun, you probably should have seen this coming." Jonni: “I suggest violence.” Poom: "I think I'm on Jooni with this one: light everything on fire, and light the stuff that doesn't burn on harder fire.” Jonni: “So, we’re 3 for on that. One more and I can start burning.” “Okay, honey, you relax. We’ll meet back up after I help Marsh topple the banality of evil and smite its ruin upon the mountain.” Gorbash: “Ah, yes. Money talks around here. If only until they part you from it.” Jonni: “Jokes on them: Vesh makes her own. Sometimes they’re baby mimics.” “If they try, give them this.” Jonni hands her a card. It reads “You put my wife in a flask, you’re next. Jonni.” "Let's get to the action of taking this place down already. The longer I have to smell all this over-sugared food the sooner I'm going to snap.” “Am I becoming a responsible adult?” “Maybe, but I doubt it.” "Until closing time, topside cast members try not to get caught.” OOC: Kruez, save some 20s for the rest of us. “I think he’s sweet on you, Eddie.” You suddenly see a stream of black blood start coming out of his mouth. “That doesn’t disprove my theory.” Jonni: “Man, why is it always ‘nightmare circus’. When do we get to go to the magic porno circus?” Azathoth: "Insert 'big top' joke here.” OOC: Gets you right in the nostalgias. “Bigbooty?” Edmund takes up a defensive posture. "I have... Funderful Dollars.” "Come with me I have something to show you.” “Is it a world of pure imagination?” "Only 20% imagination, We have to conserve.” "You want access to the Murderhorn, I will grant it, if you can fight six golden tickets hidden throughout the park.” Gorbash: “Sorry was that ‘fight’; not ‘find’?" “Please. We’ll obviously succeed because we are pure of heart. Mine’s full of lust. You all get your own vices.” “They got an adults only zone?” “I doubt it. Even if they did, the best you'd get is overpriced booze in novelty glasses.” "All kid friendly and no porn, Jonni.” “This is the worst place we’ve been.” "Flaws not withstanding, everyone here has pure and noble hearts that would face down the world if their friends needed them. I'll wager on our side anyway.” “What have we told you about gambling?” "The lab we go to last, please leave the lab for last, I just know we have a big fight waiting there.” “So we go there first while we’re fresh.” "Rats, I knew my logic would ruin it for me.” "Gorbash, don't do that. You are creepy when making those kawai eyes.” “Sure. Let do this and get out of this hellhole.” "That may be an insult to hellholes.” GM: Anyone who gets over a 15 notice something odd about the food vendors. OOC: Odder than being carny food vendors? "None of this will do your cholesterol any good... Not to mention I think its nutritional quality is equivalent of a piece of cardboard.” "Bet you cardboard is healthier.” "That's a big Big Burger.” "Oh god, it is the size of a cart wheel.” "The Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. Doesn't quite roll off the tongue.” ”MARSHAL, AS I LIVE AND BREATH.” Jonni: “I sincerely doubt you do either.” "I'm with the union. Together we can shut this park down and you return to the Indigo Moon of Yarrl.” "This guy here was my top student, the one I entrusted all my recipes too.” “He killed a man with one of those. Or at least put him in a diabetic coma.” Gorbash: “What's the game, Big Steve?” Big Steve: "Eating contest. One of you against me.” Gorbash grins. "Don't threaten me with a good time.” "Hey we got vegan dishes. Try our new cheese injected fried pickle. Or our goat liver filled with okra. Which is also fried.” "Neither of those are remotely vegan!” "Sure they are. Cheese is a vegetable right?" Marshal: ”Remember to eat the trough, too.” Gorbash: “Is it deep fried?” Big Steve: "And slathered with Hollandaise.” Jonni polymorphs Gorbash into a whale. “Marsh. Get a shovel.” Gorbash: “I feel like this was unnecessary.” Yog-sothoth: "As opposed to what else we've done?” "Ioun... Give pity to this good soul. Protect him from gastritis and heartburn…" Gorbash: “This is delicious Steve.” Big Steve: ”The secret ingredient is lard.” Nyarlathotep: "Not sure how secret that is.” GM: Next up: Baked Bean pizza. “The devil’s pizza!” "Told ya we had vegan stuff here. I mean if you eat around the pork.” "I traveled all across Yaarl, learning from the finest chefs I could find. Then I burned all my notes and made this in stead.” GM: Next up is... Meat Gelatin. “That was quite the quick escalation from unhealthy to war crimes.” "I think at least 3/4th of this park can be called war crimes, Jonni.” GML Next up is... LUTEFISK. Nyx: "No, not that abomination! I can't believe humans came up with that dish and demons didn't inspire them.” Yog-sothoth: "It was Deep Ones.” "No, how could you? That dish is banned on so many planes of existence.” "You think that’d stop me? I ate the last health inspector came round here.” "... I think i'm going to have to stick to salads for the next week…” "I used to eat people, and I agree." "Try our new Lasanga salad, with eight types of meat.” Gorbash: “Nothing teaches you to appreciate food quite like starvation.” "Await the sign, then all employees shall be released.” Inside is utter bedlam, you see dozens of screaming kids running around, jumping all over. OOC: player is getting Chuck-E-Cheese flashbacks…. You're pretty sure you see the kids pull down a waiter and skeletonize them. "Oh no...my irony sense is going off. It’s in the ball pit, always the ball pit.” "I hope not. I really hope not. do you know how unsanitary those are in NORMAL places?” “Those things are 60% urine by volume.” "As the one of us actually immune to disease, I volunteer as tribute.” “You'll rust from the ammonia.” Poom: "Wish whatever's in there'd eat a few of the kids. Turn the volume down.” "My guess, the balls are acid proof and that pit has acid underneath it hiding an acid swimming shark in it. Nasty things.” "Or it's a plastic-ball-ooze.” "No, no, no, no. Not again, not again. That happened at my 12th birthday party.” "I was distracted by the tiny slime.” “Why am I covered in goos!?!” "Sounds like a fowl condition.” ��I say we cure the badger of his rabies and make him our standard adoptee for the domain.” “I mean wouldn't be the strangest thing we picked up. Also he should be a union rep.” Jonni makes a badger papoose and straps him in. “You shall be Vesh and I’s only son. You shall see the world through my eyes as I see the world through yours.” Gorbash: “Starting a family right after the honeymoon eh?” “Bitey. Avert your eyes. Mommy has to light some assholes on fire.”

[thelovelybitten]

vera's first watch of south park - season 2 (part 2)

apparently tumblr has a character limit so lol here's part 2 of my watch of season 2

EPISODE 8:

Last day of skewl !!!!

They just want fireworks :’(

AYO WENDY PLAYS CLARINET SHE JUST LIKE ME FR

Cartman on French horn !!

Stan, Kenny & Kyle play violin that’s cute !! Will note

They all WEAR SUITS NSGNKNGS SO CUTE

Chef get them fr

EPISODE 9:

Film festival episode !! This is exciting

Wendy popping off at Cartman as usual, she just never misses

Oh so stendy broke up??? Depression

“She’s NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!” Do u want me dead? Yes

Stan get back with Wendy challenge ? Pls i need y’all together

“If she holds his hand in the theatre it will be all over for him” Kyle has never spoke more real words

STENDY MOVIE SCENES <3 LFG

Stan scarred w lesbians whoops

Stan slowly becomes an ally, as previously stated in my s1 post, i will make sure that is so >:(

KYLE SINGING ON THE TOILET KBSBGBDBD

Okay alr the cartman ass screen joke was funny ok i laughed

Not them looking for mr Hankey BYE

AVERAGE CARTMAN TAKING CLOUT…

Stendy back at the movies AAAAAAA

AWWW HE GRABBED HER TISSUE THAT’S SWEET OF STAN <3333

So ur telling me Kyle had a piece of shit in his mouth and there’s photo evidence??? NOT COOL

Style “I’m here for u” ugh they’re besties fr fr

Wendy asks stan to see a movie and immediately abandons Kyle HE’S WHIPPED

But also how dare u Stanley KYLE NEEDED U

OH MY GOD. JWGJBSDBGKJDSBKJSDB STAN IS TRYING TO HOLD HER HAND DURING THE MOVIEEDDJVFJKJKNFV KFV

WaIT IS THAT WHAT HE WAS TRYING TO DO THE WHOLE TIME? HOLD HER HAND?!?!?!?!?!?

I’M mentally unwell

No bc end me I’m CRYING SOBBING THROWING UP

HE TRIES TWICE ????F?E?G?G?F no bc that’s so fucking cute

No bc it’s Stanley “she’s not my girlfriend” marsh to Stanley “this girl is so cute i wanna hold her hand” marsh

OMG SHE GRABS HIS HAND AND THYE HOLD HANDS GFJGDFJKNDFGJKFJKDFVJNK. STOPP IT RN

AAAAA THEY ARE JUST <3333333333333

And… stan vomits, per usual lol

They still hold hands stop it

Wendy: i think I’ve seen this film before but instead she loves the ending <3

God y’all i just love stendy so much

Kyle & Stan friendship secured so sweet

Literally wtf i will never understand the talking piece of shit sorry Kyle

Wendy apologizing to stan abt taking him to the films when I KNOW DEEP DOWN MY SON WAS THRIVING BEING ALONE WITH WENDY

He forgives her wbk wbk

Ain’t no back talk on my ship u fools

THEY ARE HOLDING HANDS AGAIN FDGJKNFDKJNFDGKJFDG pls tell me they’re dating again i need them

Oh my god stendy saved this episode thank you

EPISODE 10:

SO WE STARTING THIS with stan’s mom and sister at the hospital oh i know this gonna b weird

NO NOT CHICKEN POX

Omg stan ur gonna get THE POX FEJNCCKEN

Stan and Kyle’s families are so close !!

Oh and liane <3

DON’T DRAG KENNY YOU DINGOS

“IN THE GHETTOOOOOO” omg the TikTok meme is here SLAY i loved this one haha

EGGO WAFFLES FOR DIN ??? ME TOO BABE

Cartman SHUT UR MOUTH

Oh god Kenny’s family is so chaotic i hate it they deserved better

Kyle and stan have matching sleeping bags AWWWWW

Kenny can’t afford normal dinner food but can clap the lights off???? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

OFC THEY ALL GET THE POX

GODS AND CLODS ??? LMAO

lol not Sheila making Kyle get the pox bc he’s the golden child that won’t get sick

OMG KYLE IS THE ONLT HEALTHY PERSON LEFT

So i remembered that stan hates hospitals and i can’t imagine what’s going thru his head right now besides being pissed abt hw

THEY JUST STORM INTO HIS BATHROOM WHILE HES NAKEY

KYLE’S PAPER HAHA

I’m actually cackling AT THIS SEQUENCE VNVNKJSDNKJV

NOOOOO NOT KYLE

EPISODE 11:

Garrison RELAX

Cartman is perfect for the cheesy poofs comm

Creepy girl….

Omg this poor deranged kiddo :(

FOOTLOOSE a BOP

KYLE ATE THAT HAIKU

ALSO KENNY !!!! SLAY

Kyle is eating these haikus ugh as he should

HYPNOSIS.

Eric kinda popped off

Mackey OMG U DID NOT

My throat hurts >:(

Haha CHEESY POOF

Eric’s one second of fame— relatable

The one time Eric slayed werk

EPISODE 12:

Okay ngl, if this is the episode i think it is, imma pass away

I’ve seen clips on TikTok ok

Omg THE KIDS PLAYING MILITARY OMG CDSNJDIJ

Kenny PLS JNCJDNJKNS

WENDY AND BEBE

“Kyle, doesn’t bebe look pretty today?” Omg it’s KYBE TIME

It’s the way i stan stendy, style, kybe, bendy and stendyle all at once I AM WINNINGGGG

Stendy walks away from Kyle and bebe omg omg

KYLE PUTS HIS ARMS AROUND HIS BACK U KNOW BEBE A STUNNER SHE’S A DAME

Wendy the nations’ KYBE leader, stan the second in command

Stan: no

TRUTH OR DARE LOL

BEBE.

All bebe sees is cake. That’s it. Kyle’s cake. Living, breathing legend.

Wendy setting them up AW

Stan: WE NEED TO MAKE A CLUB HOUSE STAT

Kyle: ?!?!?!?!?

Rare Cartman & Kenny duo things

SHARON MOTHER RELAX

OMG BEBE PASSING A NOTE FDSKBFSDKJGB

DSKJBDSGKJBSGBDKSDK STYLE CONTENT LMAOOOO

But AYO bebe really likes Kyle’s booTAY

The PARENTS ARE FIGHTINNN

Bebe: AYO Kyle LET’S SEE THAT ASSSSS

Kyle: aight?

“I WANNA BE DARED TO KISS HER” STAN OMG DSJNFDSJBGSKD i love stendy crumbs YES

What THE FUCK NOT SHARON & RANDY DIVORCING FSBJKSGDJKGDSDKBJ NO

WHO THE FUCK IS ROY

Get the FUCK OUTTA HERE BRO

Stan was too stunned to speak

Wtf is HAPPENING ?!?!?! Poor Stanley

Stan preaching to the CHOIR

TRUTH OR DARE

The boys are SHAKING

Wendy slayed okay Kyle PUCKER UP

I HC WHEN THEY OLDER THAT BEBE IS A GOOD KISSER and tbh so is Kyle but the first few times Kyle is all tongue and no lip— nasty bro

Kyle will never take a chance to let cartman win that’s just fact

AAAA KYBE

Kyle: AAA

Omg dude it’s ur first kiss relax

“Fucking sickening” but make it with the rupaul YASSIFICATION

Stan: looks intensely at Wendy’s lips

OLDER!HC: stan is like. addicted to Wendy’s lips. All he wants to do is show his affection ALL THE TIME but is also shy abt it??? LMAO

Stan: Dare RIZZ

ROY FUCK OFF

GOD DAMMIT ROY U FUCKED IT UP

Omg kybe okay please let this be good

BEBE GIRL Y’ALL WEREN’T EVEN DATING

LMAOOONSDFNSD

Kyle is flabbergasted

OFC she hooks up with Clyde right after BRUH

But i also like Clybe so it’s okay

Omg STAN NOT THE BEAR TRAP DON’T GET HIM IN THE BEAR TRAP

Alas, OFC Sharon and randy stay strong go get ur dick girl

“CLUBHOUSES ARE MAGICAL” —stan marsh, as his parents are fucking in the clubhouse he built

EXCUSE ME BEBE WHAT THE FUCK

I hope he didn’t do it omg

EPISODE 13:

What the hell

Kyle beating cartman is my favourite

“THESE ARE MY FUCKING FOOD STAMPS, HOW AM I GONNA EAT WITHOUT THESE FOOD STAMPS?” — KENNY MCCORMICK

Kyle threatening Cartman so true bestie

Oh god this is gonna fucking suck

Cartman being flung OUCH

WHEN CARTMAN HITS THE SNOW AAA

excuse me? not the prostitute

this is bad broken vietnamese UGH

CARTMAN.

kenny robbed

stan and kyle playing with the dolls is so wholesome <3

EPISODE 14:

why didn't I know kyle's dad was a lawyer? interesting

little german dance

WAIT STENDY IS DATING AGAIN DFSJBGSBJKGSDKBJ

"hey, elton, if I give you these lyrics, will you write a song for my GIRLFRIEND wendy?"

DEAD

he wants to gift her a song NO ONE SPEAK TO ME

not me actually tearing up irl THIS IS EMBARASSING

but no fr stan is WHIPPED I love that for him

chef hoeing out with kyle's mom??? huh

NOT MISS CRAB TREE. chef rly do be desperate

Mr mackey crowd surfing ended me LMAOO

elton SINGING THE SONG STAN WANTED HIM TO WRITE FOR WENDY :')

WENDY LOOKING AT STAN ugh the fluff they exude

CHEWBACCA

EPISODE 15:

UGH THIS BORDER MAKES ME WANNA FIGHT A BITCH

uhm... this is sus cartman

oh this is a Halloween ep cool

oh WAIT I'VE SEEN THIS ONE ON TIKTOK TOO

creepy murder fish

"hella"

god my paranoia could NEVER

POOR KENNY HIS ROOF IS LEAKY :(

JESUS christ that goldfish scares me

NOT KILL

not the slap from shelly oml HAHA

stan- OMG NOT THE DEAD PERSON

"mommy's little angel" correct, my son is babie

not the SQUASH DFSKJBDSKBDSKB

cartman on some shit rn omg

WHAT THE FUCK TWO CARTMANS

cartman using aunt flo as a massage chair cackles a lil

sharon not giving a single fuck about randy's accusations

oh no not stan and kyle's alts

EPISODE 16:

stan gets told not to go: goes anyway

kenny riding shotgun and not giving a RAT'S ASS until money is thrown

god i'd die if I had to listen to singing for 6 hours

liane is just. so cool ok

kyle: AAAA

EYE- stan that's not cool bad noodle

EW I FEEL BACK FOR KYLE

kenny hoarding food HA

charles: how would u like to come with me to another secluded part of the mall?

kenny: ok

don't mess w kyle brofloski period

kyle: still mad abt mr.hankey

they all getting shot at but kyle has PRIORITIES

SHARON LMFNNKSDFB GET HIM

stan: sorry

HAHAHAH

EPISODE 17:

TWEEEKKKKKK OMG HIS FIRST APPEARANCE AND LINES <3

my deranged son <3 ily tweek

omg tweek's family runs a coffee shop <3 so cute

tweek he's so cute with his little gnome story

oh shit 8 year olds w coffee

THIS IS GONNA BE PSYCHO

OH GOD LMAOOO

Cartman sleeping in his puke yikes

oh he has ADD :'( little bean

Cartman slayed this time haha

Working w the underwear gnomes haha

Side not: my cats are finally sleeping on the same bed and not killing each other <3

OMG Y’ALL HAHAHAHA

EPISODE 18: (SEASON FINALE)

Is this an impersonation of Owen Wilson ??? LMAO

KyLE Y’ALL ARE 8 NO

The WAY STAN CIRCLES DOWN INTO THE CAVE DSJNFJKSDNG HE’S SO CUTE

And there’s the vomit

I’m starting to wonder if Stan has bad motion sickness or he just has a shit immune system

Cartman referencing my favourite movie of all time??? That was iconic of him. grease is MY FAVOURITE MOVIE <333333333

Style fighting >:(

Cartman so true abt style fighting

1999 ??? My birth year??? Epic

“ASSMASTER”

NO OH MY GOD STYLE Y’ALL ARE IN YOUR DIVORCE ERA

Nah bc they are such good friends they better get back together at the end of the episode

When Kyle doesn’t finish Stan’s line abt Kenny… u KNOW THEY FIGHTINGG

THE girlies ARE FIGHTING THEY IN THEIR WWE ARC

Larry u tell ‘em

Overall, season 2 better than season 1, 8/10

[sammydem0n64]

TIME to reverse the roles HAHA /j, but how would the mafia people in crumbled react to cinve?? (i know a lot of them will hate her but i just wanna hear it, i wanna SEE them throw hands with her KDSNSDDKS) /LH

HEJSHSJSJ ok I’ll break it down piece by piece

Melphis: He wants nothing to do with her but since you said she’d flirt with him he’s out of luck. Honestly he’d listen to her flirt with him and shit talk others for like five minutes, he’d play into her whole role, pretending to flirt back until he ends his little thing with “You Wanna know how you can me happy?~ ... jump off a bridge.” And hope thay gets her to stop touching him and everything because despite her whole attitude he DOES NOT want to get physical

Cherry: Finds her laughable. She’s nothing but an immature brat (surprising for her age) who thinks she’s so tough by trying to bring others down when she can hardly fend for herself. She sits pretty knowing that if she ever enters the city, she’s free to kill, and boy will she make her suffer since she wants to act like she can handle anything!

Ket: so fucking tired of her 😭

Picoda: He’d just laugh at her if she tries to say that he should’ve been killed and join Marshe and all that. Like babygirl he KNOWSSS you can’t use this against him. He just laughs at everything she does bc DAMN she’s a bitch AND Bitchless??? Get outta here! Why does Krae even have her around!

Guo: hates her with a passion, especially when finding out devoted she is to Krae and how she treats others that he’s attached to (Aka Kravee, Shani, Caramele and Hershees :(( ), he’d just threaten her a ton and honestly won’t hesitate to smack her if she touches him without consent or if he catches her being a bitch. He’s convinced Krae’s gang won’t even look for her if she goes missing so it’s free game <3

Phoenix: does not care about her as a person and will make out with Picoda in front of her if she tries hitting on him/touching him

George: he’d annoy the fuck outta her since she considers him “weird” and all. He’d just be like “awww am I freaking you out?? Are you scared??? Am I a little weirdo 🥺🥺🥺 cry me a river and get your parents to PayPal me 20k and I’ll stop 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺”

Donna: She’d also just laugh at her because she finds her funny in a pathetic way! She knows her end in near.

Gleo: Just thinks she’s desperate and is gonna shoot her on sight. She doesn’t even care if this happens outside of Oreo Gang territory this bitch reminds her of Zeo and she’s not letting that slide 😭

Cheon: is just so tired. The second she hits on him he just goes “Do you NOT notice the earrings?? I’m gay. I’m a homosexual. I love men. Wooo men. Also you’re just a pathetic bitch GET OUT of my way before I have to put my hands on you-“ ... honestly he’d recommend she and Saff could be friends but we know that’d result in a cat fight

Hershey: he wonders how she’s alive.

Cinot: is waiting for Cheon to let them at her. They will get her ass.

Candie and Satch: Grouped together because they both think they can take her in a fight and WILL. The second they see her it’s on sight. Candie would flex the fact she has a boyfriend while Cinve probably hasn’t even felt the touch of a man and resorts to sexual harassment and that if she ever touches Hershey and Cheon like that she will cut off her tits

Missy: Just stares at her blankly. She doesn’t react to anything she says. She just stares. She has played this game before and she’s not giving into it.

And as a bonus since she’d Firo’s hot,,,

Firo: if this man was alive OHHH MAN. Dude Cinve wouldn’t even be Alive. He’d just laugh at her the second she hits on him and call her all sorts of names, just like “Why are you as an ugly ass pathetic bitch trying to talk to me? Fuck off back to your mommy.” And lord if she tries touching him..? [GUN SHOTS]

[thexuntamed]

my favorite muse of yours is kamii but kaen and than are creeping up there 'cause i just love them. so much.

Awww Marshy Marsh! Apple of mine eye!

[mind-if-i-scream]

AWWW YEAH!

I’m gona assume that these vague asks are about my dumb butt, Lucy, so I’m gona keep talking about Lucy. Lucy is afraid of all parrots cuz my old senegal parrot, Georgie, bit her on the nose. Because of this she’ll refuse to be in the same room as Yuki cuz she’s afraid that she’ll get bit again. Lucy fails at catching/finding food so bad that my aunts other dog, Chelsea, ends up getting double the snacks. Also Lucy is super slow at eating so Chelsea will try to steal Lucy’s food right out from under her big nose unless I’m watching them. Lucy does not understand that she’s crazy tall and likes to rub against my legs like a cat. Problem with that is she kicks my knees out or trips me every time or will knock me out of my chair if I’m sitting down. Lucy one time stole a cannoli right off my plate and then threw it back up in the middle of me yelling at her, she then proceeded to beg for my other cannoli. In Lucy’s world the best way to catch a fish is to tackle it, but this technique is only effective if I’m on the other end of her leash. I don’t believe Lucy full understands that the boardwalk isn’t on solid ground and normally has water underneath it. This hidden water confuses Lucy and she must stop to smoosh her face against the boardwalk every few steps. The hidden water is even worse if we are walking in a marsh with lots of viable water everywhere and this REALLY doesn’t help me because the boardwalk is only 3 feet wide there and I normally have 2 other dogs and a cockatoo with me and that’s not how I’m gona die. Lucy thinks that people wear pants so dogs have a place to wipe their mouths after they drink water. Lucy doesn’t like wearing a bow on her head and will pull it out but if you put it on and rub her face she’ll forget about the bow and wear it until it falls out on its own. When describing Lucy to someone I say she looks like the combo of a horse and a bear with crazy long legs. Lucy one time got hit by a car, when the drive got out to check on her she walked up to her a licked her and it turned out she only needed a few stitches in her head. Lucy is a wonderfully dumb dog and I love it when she comes over.

Here’s a pic of all of us on a walk in the marsh after it flooded cuz of a nor’easter last March. Left is Chelsea, middle is Lucy, and right is Curly.

[madraleen]

The Well of Ascension - Brandon Sanderson 5/5 stars

Jot-it-down-as-it happens commentary, wherein my soft-spot character becomes very clear.

-Me, not having even opened the book yet: Where’s Elend? Where is he? Is he here? -“El,” omg, hold me. -Straff Venture! Excellent. -Oh, is Elend Snapping or Ascending or something? (The thought of him dying is unacceptable) (Pls don’t pull a Kelsier on me) (Dammit, I should know better) -Oh my God, Elend is going to have a wonderful arc, isn’t he. -Not to be that person, but, damn, I love Kelsier and he isn’t even in this book. -A second kandra mystery!! Excellent. -Oh gosh, the writing style is much more alive and engaging, you go, king! -For the record, if by some chance Elend is the kandra, I’m gonna hurl this book away so fast. -Oh, hello, Zane, Elend’s brother, that’s why you looked familiar. Come to the good side, we have cookies and coins! No atium, tho, soz. -Reading what a koloss looks like, all I can say is - :O -Lekal! What! -Awww, Breeze soothing Elend, my heart. -“I think the more women you come to know, Your Majesty, the more you’ll find that statement applies to all of them.” BURN, EL! -Ah-lrianne? Oh-lrianne? Excuse me, I - *has a mini breakdown over name pronunciations* -BrEeZy! -Oh come, now Vin must dance with Elend at some point! -Vin not wanting to be kissed bc of her makeup, what a relatable queen. -Get you a man that loves like Elend loves Vin. However she is. -Omg, OreSeur is funny! -Philen! Don’t make fun of my boy! Nvm that I’m laughing, just stop! -I’m sorry, “Gneorndin”? How do I pronounce… How d… *cries* -It’s a given that Vin will go to the Well, but how, what will make her leave the city, and who will she go with? Argh, I’m so curious. -Ugh, Elend in his king clothes and Vin in her white gown, iconic, 10/10, power couple. -I love this discussion on whether a good man can become a good king. -E l e n d! Elend!! He attacc! -If Vin and El aren’t endgame, I’m throwing hands. -Oof, Sazed, yes, get them out of the city. I, too, shi-shi-shi-ship them like you do. -I love how the actions of characters affect other characters in introspective moments, how characters learn by other characters’ actions, how interconnected they are. -What a Vin way to get married. -Lol, Vin and El be honeymooning at the Well of Ascension. Of course. -I… Pls don’t let the crew die. That’s just… no. -Oh Clubs :(((( -No no, these aren’t tears, it's just just allergies… -Dockson?! :’( -Vin is so understatedly iconic. -Alendi, tho <3. Best character I never knew. -Oh no. Sazed?? Marsh??? Shazed???? -I, uh. Have questions about Zane. Didn’t he have a spike in him. -What do you mean the spirit slashed Elend’s gut, what do you mean, no! -HE HAS SNAPPED HASN’T HE -Yes, my babe, burn that pewter, my love, you’ve been working on that arc since the beginning, burn it away <3. -But who is the mist spirit. -Wait, so we have a power couple of an emperor and an empress who are both Mistborn?? That’s badass, man. -Omg, that’s amazing. Something changes the prophecies, this is ingenious. And Tindwyl was right all along, the information was contradictory! -So wait, is Zane’s God the nefarious evil? -The ending is so satisfying. -Welp. Perfect story is perfect. -I hope Breeze is doing well.

[lavellanlost-blog]

My (heavily modded) Skyrim character, Kellin Whiteraven, and her best bud, Inigo the Brave (the blue-black Khajiit). I’ve written two fics about them; surprisingly, neither is smut. One is a short adventure story, the other is tooth-rotting sugary fluff about Kellin stopping by home to visit her adopted children and husband (I totally married Scouts-Many-Marshes. Awww yeah, Argonian lovin’.) Boneshatter Cave: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7418704 Soft ‘R’ for violence and gore. Not the best piece I’ve ever written, but Skyrim is kinda hard to write for. It’s not exactly heavy on character development. :P This was more of an experiment to see if I could capture the “flow”. Coming Home: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8202061 Spoopy mood piece full of warm-and-fuzzy feels. PG-13 for mentions of lizard/elf sexytimes (Okay, so Kellin is TECHNICALLY a Nord, but I gave her elf ears and in my headcanon she’s an elf of some sort, dangit).

I really want to write more about the adventures of Kellin and Inigo as they cavort around Skyrim, stealing everything that isn’t nailed down (and some things that are) while they epically kill dragons and bandits and vampires and giants like badasses (and while Kellin scores with all the hot modded dudes and ladies, Farkas and Brelyna Maryon, I’m lookin’ at YOU). <3

Totally taking suggestions for fics about these characters. XD Comment here and maybe I’ll write your request! Anything will be considered-- from adventure to mood pieces to fluff to uncensored filthy porn. Ask away!

[thelovelybitten]

vera’s first watch of south park — season five (part 2)

i am sick and in need of a giggle so this is WHAT I WANT

EPISODE 6:

OH GOD IT BURNS, IT BURNS

SCREAM FOR ME BITCH

LMAOOOO ICONIC

wait what

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

no cartman NO STOP UR EIGHT

this is so awks i can’t ew

BUTTER’S, CRAIG’S AND TOLKIEN’S FAMILY TOGETHER AW

and one other finaly idk yet ig oops

WAIT TWEEK’S PARENTS THAT’S IT

STANLEY NO

MY SON KNOWS BETTER STOP IT RN JKFDSKJBGJSD

stan i s2g

NO STOP IT STANLEY MARSH U ARE BEING BAD RN

sharon and randy being parents as they should

oh god sex ed

this is very traumatizing

I LEARNED ABT THIS IN AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL OKAY IT’S SO AWK

STAN RLY CALLED MR. MACKEY OUT DBGKSBDGKBDSKBS

girls slayed

AYO LADY RELAX

girls are traumatized

stan: “HEY WENDY WHAT DID U GUYS LEARN IN SEX—“

*cue girls screaming and running away*

I’LL TAKE MY STENDY CRUMBS okay

WENDY YELLING “STAY AWAY FROM ME, STAN” HURTS

mini stendy conflict

god miscommunication does wonders huh

boys on the move 2 get protection

not the mackey/choksondik tension

NO NOT Y’ALL MAKING BUTTERS PUT IT ON

CARTMAN SDJBGSBDBGK

tweek coming in CLUTCH

*it does nothing*

i just can’t imagine 8 year olds learning this shit

like wtf

NOT STAN MAKING EVERYONE WEAR ONE

kindergarteners ??????@#?@?@?

LET THEM FINGERPAINT

garrison ?!@?@?@!@ WHAT THE FUCK

not the girls watching a video of childbirth… i’d be scarred too

the random video of a calf birth at the end??

STOP THIS MACKEY NONSENSE

CARTMAN BYUVUYUY

KYLE STOP IT’S NOT THAT DEEP

oh fuck here comes the boys vs girls war

BEBE SLAYED KILLER BOOMERRANG

rip kenny tho

hc: bebe is good at karate/taekwondo

makes clyde/kyle/kenny go wild for her

anyways end hc

ew EW EW WHAT THE FUCK

SKIPPED THIS SHIT BC CRINGE AND NASTY ASS FREAKS

boys vs girls WAR BABY LET’S GOOO

oh shit OH SHIT

FUCK THAT WAS WHACK

chef so real rn

WHAT SDKJBJKDSBGJKDSBKSD

EXCUSE ME

STANLEY MARSH.

STAN: “well, i guess we have a while to wait before we worry about sex and diseases, huh, Wendy?”

SO THIS KID SAYING THE TWO GONNA BANG AT 17

put that in my hc book rn

stendy crumbs my beloved

WENDY: “YEAH, THANK GOD.” JKFBDSKFBDSSD

i’m fucking crying oh my god

STENDYLE SUPREMACY LOOK AT THAT END CARD

ignore cartman being an idiot but STENDYLEEEE

awkward episode but AWSOME EPISODE

EPISODE 7:

KIDDOS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WHOLESOME

CARTMAN PUT THAT TAMPON BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT

boys are so cute looking at the gamesphere

who the fuck is towelie

ofc the boys play all weekend

AWW DO THEY ALL PLAY BASEBALL THAT’S CUTE

“u wanna get high?” bffr

misses baseball practice and now it’s monday and they gotta go to sckewl

not them stealing towelie but at the same time i don’t care

DO YOU KIDS EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE ?@??@?#?@

what is this merch launch

STAN IS DRIVING AND KENNY IS ON THE PEDAL SABFHASBGBDSG

JFC

NOT TWEEK’S MOM

garrison pls

stan: we don’t care

they have PRIORITIES

CORE FOUR SKYDIVE

oh lord towelie pls

this is so odd ok

they don’t give a FUCK LET THEM PLAY THEIR OKAMA GAMESPHERE

NO KENNY NOT THE LAVA

CARTMAN SO REAL FOR THAT TOWELIE STATEMENT

EPISODE 8:

last ep for tn i think

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U ALL WEARING

butters !!

oh so butters gonna pass out

BUTTERS NO

no bc this is tweeking tweek out

WENDY ENDED CARTMAN SO TRUE

oh it’s the core four… but not.

SHARON MOM WHAT’S WRONG

oh OH

marsh family UNDER SIEGE

tweek baby boi it’s okay

EW WTF

towelie… wtf

BRO TOWELIE THAT WAS SO BAD PLEASE

no THE KIDS

kyle has claustrophobia ?? noted

stan. babe. please.

oh wow okay they rly going this route

i don’t rly wanna talk abt the subject in this ep bc it’s just. not appropriate

cartman pulling a road runner

what is with the bugs bunny refs

kyle: “i’m confused” me too babe

alr bedtime GOOD NITE

EPISODE 9:

HI GAMERS I’M BACC

happy 2 have a day off today to keep binging

lets goooo

AWWW THIS IS THE PICTURE DAY EPISODE JDKFJDSJBG

LOOK AT STAN AND HIS CUTE BLACK HAIR DJSBGKBKSDB HE IS SO BABIE

MY SON <3

stan infact, did not smile.

AYO BEBE GOT THAT DRAG MAKEUP ON SHE AN ALLY

butters OMG :’))))))) his little pink shirt

KENNY MY SON WTF

YOOOOO LOOK AT KYLE’S HAIR IT’S SO POOFY

HE’S SO CUTE

Cartman didn’t have to do all that pls he’s so extra

kenny my son ur a bit psycho for that but i digress

BUTTERS?? KENNY LITERALLY SHOWED HIS ASS

butters my baby boy you did nothing wrong i’m so sad

HOLY FUCK CARTMAN HE REALLY GETTING THAT KENNY PHOTO OUT THERE

STYLE PLAYDATE

cartman bro ur DERANGED

WHAT THE FUCK

ass cheek family I’M SCARRED

FUNNY FUSE

stan and kyle bringing ALL THE BOYS to see butt face parents (all my sons, icons really)

NO BUTTERS SUCH A BAD WAY TO BE GROUNDED

i’m mad he didn’t deserve this

butters pls don’t degrade urself i love u

cartman that’s so wild

kenny and kenny’s mom are scarred too

THE BOYS IN THE WINDOW

OFFICER BARBRADY??? MR. GARRISON? CHEF??? SHELIA???? y’all CRAZY CRAZY

it’s actually kinda nice for cartman to be chill

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GROSS

JIMMY !!!

“what a terrific audience” jimmy is so funny

GOES TO BUTTER’S HOUSE PT 2

a paper bag???? his parents are so mean :’((((

accusing of butters putting on makeup ??? BUT WHAT IF HE LIKES IT???

butter’s dad transphobic he told me so

cartman having a heart <3

“our little man is growing up” style being in charge of cartman is so real of them

“things will start getting more sophisticated around here” stan sweetie i wanna believe u but i can’t. this is south park god dammit.

OKAY BC OF CHARACTER LIMIT I’MMA DO A PART 3