#married skk edition

[etrevil]

Dazai after four years of leaving Chuuya on read:

[neonganymede]

WIP Wednesday #9

Another snippet for soukoku fluff week~

Chuuya stared at him, expression blank as if waiting for the punchline to an incomprehensible joke. Then his brow furrowed, and his eyes narrowed into a confused glare. “Is that it?”

Dazai glared right back, insulted by this lack of reaction. “Isn’t that enough? I lost my wedding ring, Chuuya, after only five months of marriage. I don’t even know when I lost it or where it could be.”

Chuuya gave a noncommittal shrug. “It’s at home.”

“... Speak up, I can’t hear Chuuya from all the way down there.”

“I said,” Chuuya grumbled as he stomped over to where Dazai stood, “that it’s at home, you fucking dumbass. I found it while I was changing the sheets and reckoned that it must’ve fallen off during the middle of the night. Which you’d fucking know if you would’ve just told me when you noticed it was gone.”

“... Ah.” Dazai swallowed, feeling more thorns digging into the flesh of his throat. He mustered a shaky smile and tilted his head to the side. “Isn’t that funny?”

“No, I don’t fucking think it is.” Chuuya reached up to fix Dazai’s collar, meticulously smoothing away the wrinkles left by Kunikida’s frustrations. “Did you really think I’d be so pissed at you that you’d need to fucking avoid me? It’s not like you’d lose your wedding ring on purpose just to fuck with me.”

“But what if Chuuya thought that I did?”

Another mild shrug, all of Dazai’s worries inconsequential in the mind of a chibi slug. He finished fixing Dazai’s collar, but his hands remained on his chest, fingers splayed wide and possessive. “I’d fucking know better than to think that.”

[coconoct]

certified delulu post about nocti

a.n. this'll be a compilation of thoughts from my initial reactions to sands of wrath to his voicelines to literally everything about him. THIS WILL HEAVILY BE A NOCTI X SKK!READER KIND OF THING because i'm all in for a lil self insert to feed my delulu visions. also as a heads up i did read the story using google translate so if i quote anything it's basically what google translate told me but i edited it to make some grammatical sense. and yes there will be spoilers

a lot of context will be left out so if you don't wanna be confused by names check out this lore doc that gives a summary of er-5 or pgr lore in general, this post just talks about er-5 lol

EXHIBIT A: TRIGUN AU

have you seen trigun (ESPECIALLY trimax) cause if you have this makes so much more sense

noctis is vash and nigel is knives

both are brothers and have almost opposite ideologies

i did think of wolfwood and livio as another option but nigel does fit a bit closer to resembling knives

VASHWOOD (where nocti is vash and skk is ww (or the other way round, honestly either still works)

nocti: but you must promise me that you won’t die before i come back! no…. you’re not allowed to die even after i come back! i will definitely find a way to save you!

skk: of course, partner…..

this had me in TEARS I WAS NOT READY

nocti fist bumping you just made me think of this scene with vash and meryl

HE ALSO CALLS YOU PARTNER AS HE FIST BUMPS YOU the way i had this realization so late into writing all this

sands of wrath setting literally looks like a place you’d find in no man’s land

nocti’s voiceline telling you to smile more, similar to ww telling vash to smile more (and i mean their genuine smile, not the fake one they use in front of people)

EXHIBIT B: NOCTI AND SKK ARE MARRIED

they are married and own a bar together hear me out—

you two enter a town in which neither of you are welcome because you’re both from babylonia, the mayor decides to put you two in a hotel room till the harvest festival is over

you two are in separate beds, but neither of you can sleep, so you two do what any pair of roommates would do—

—have a 6 hr "light conversation" :D

first actual convo with nocti, you both take turns to ask questions about why they’re here, what’s going on, etc

nocti asks why you trust him so easily, you respond with “it’s intuition” which is a response nocti seemed to like

you also state how you hope he returns to cerberus and fall asleep. nocti in a way states he also wishes to go back to cerberus and sleeps as well

at some point nocti leaves the hotel room to find demont, who is the reason you two ended up working together in the first place, but there was an attack by hetero creatures and nocti swiftly got rid of them

after talking to the mayor, max, about wanting to be just a resident in town, he takes you to a bar, in which that’s where you find nocti

ya know he could’ve talked about ANYTHING and his drunk ass decided to talk about HOW HE PROTECTED YOU??? COINCIDENCE??? I THINK NOT

you find nocti and he offers his hand out to you to dance with him, you reluctantly agreed and you two end up break dancing together

this was him proposing to you i’m just sayin—

the night passes and you two begin living your lives as residents of new oakley

when he first calls you partner, it was originally solely because temporarily they’re no longer considered members of babylonia, and so to fit in with the whole wild west type style, nocti refers to you as “partner” and you agree to do the same to him

first time it’s used outside your interaction with him was when nocti has small talk with vann

vann: you’ll only obey orders from that commandant, right? these are the rules of the sky garden

nocti: i don’t listen to anyone’s orders, but if it’s a request from my partner, that’s a different matter

NOCTI WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT LIKE WE’RE ROMANTICALLY PARTNERS?????

this isn’t the first time he does something like that he’s very consistent about it

truly a devoted man

also “MY partner” ????? he also pretty much refers to you as his partner throughout the whole story i got whiplashed when we were back to being called skk in his affection story

after you and nocti find demont there’s a small good cop bad cop scene (which i found hilarious), but at the end demont couldn’t reveal much vital information due to dying from poison

nocti realizes this poison is something only nigel can control, and stormed out into the center of town in a fit of rage trying to find nigel

calming him down and telling him to retreat to not make a big scene was practically impossible, that is till you shout “trust me— partner!!” and nocti finally calms down and retreats

HELLO??? CALLING HIS NAME HE DIDN'T BAT AN EYE BUT BEING CALLED PARTNER MADE HIM ACTUALLY LISTEN??

i'm absolutely speechless

you two cook up a plan to find out what’s really going on +bonus hand holding at the end

your part was to just do your job as a bartender while nocti handles the investigating, and eventually nigel shows up

nigel asks what’s the difference between a human and a construct, you respond in a way a bartender would explain it, but nigel wants an answer from you as a commandant rather than a bartender

he ends up poisoning you and leaves, nocti arrives a little while later after discovering what the plan is for this town in the next few days

i remembered that before we split up i told him not to be reckless, but in the end i was the one that was careless and ended up in this miserable condition. i no longer had the strength to stand, so i could only slide down to the edge of the bar. at the beginning, i said big words that would make nocti return to cerberus in an honored manner… i didn’t expect to be the one to make him sad for his companions

skk: i'm sorry…. nocti….

nocti: HEY! don’t say such depressing things to me so quickly

nocti then enters a panicked state of not knowing what to do cause skk is poisoned and there's no known cure for it

nocti gritted his teeth. he didn't even know how to give first aid. he regretted not learning more about first aid from vera before

GOT ME SOBBING, EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED, SHATTERED INTO PIECES

you tell nocti to go help the mayor cause if the mayor dies the town will fall

nocti is in pure disbelief that at a time like this you're more worried about someone else and he refused to leave you here

after some reassuring nocti goes ahead and takes care of what's going on in town and immediately after checks if you’re still ok

he hears a painful scream in his communication device and he SPRINTS back to where you are and finds both vera and 21 there attempting to take care of you

21 comments on how nocti is a lot more powerful ITS BECAUSE HIS LOVER IS DYING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM AND HE WANTS TO SAVE THEM BUT DOESN'T KNOW HOW

there’s an encounter with the purifying force, wanting nocti dead since they believe he’s the cause of their aircraft crashing

you tell them that it isn’t his fault and after essentially a stare down between the purifying force and cerberus, the purifying force leaves you all alone since they trust you (thank the overlords for you working with them before and gaining a good work relationship)

you, cerberus, max, and vann think of a plan on what to do next now that you all know where nigel might be located

nocti will go and fight nigel alone since it’s the reason he even came here in the first place while the rest defend the town

you establish a m.i.n.d. connection with nocti, which in turn gives him the poison as well since you’re basically almost a walking corpse at this point

the fact that nocti, with NO hesitation, established a connection with you makes it LOUD AND CLEAR that he will stick with you no matter what even if it leads to his death

cue another hand holding scene, and nocti leaves

vera and 21 get very VERY concerned over your health, yet you’re still adamant about keeping the connection with nocti

21: they want to keep a deep m.i.n.d connection w nocti

vera: DO YOU WANT TO DIE?! if you're deeply connected, your consciousness will be completely bound to him…. if he dies, you also die

skk: he… needs….. me…..

this is LITERALLY a moment where one cares more about their partner THAN THEIR OWN WELL-BEING ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

transitioning over to nocti’s side, he finally confronts nigel

nigel mentions that in order to cure the commandant he needs to be killed, but just HEARING that name come out of his mouth made nocti more full of rage than he’s ever had

this part alone SCREAMED nocti being like "you do NOT have the right to say my partner's name after what you did to them, i am no longer doing this for myself, i'm doing this FOR THEM"

so anyways nocti gets his ass beat 💀💀, nigel lecturing him that he’s still confused and is only driven by anger

the cutscene if you wanna watch it

"commandant… you must be disappointed with me…. damn it… are you mad at me? haha.. me too…. leave everything to me from now on. let’s make that bastard taste our true wrath, partner..."

“i can’t die here yet…. my partner is still waiting for me to come back.”

similar to 21's comment earlier, nigel notices how nocti's steps aren't noisy and chaotic anymore, but steady, firm, and powerful now BECAUSE HIS PARTNER IS ROOTING FOR HIM TO WIN AND HE NEEDED THAT BOOST OF ENCOURAGEMENT... THAT'S WHY YOU WERE SO ADAMANT WITH KEEPING A M.I.N.D. CONNECTION WITH NOCTI

this whole fight scene had me SCREAMING

“my partner and i will use all our strength… to beat you to pieces”

if you still haven’t gotten it DO YOU SEE IT NOW??? HIS MAN IS FULLY DRIVEN TO HIS FULL POTENTIAL BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU AND WANTS TO.. NO... NEEDS TO COME BACK TO YOU

nocti wins and nigel essentially retreats but with a new found respect for his brother

but before he retreats he asks nocti the same question he asked you: what’s the difference between humans and constructs

he gives his own answer and guesses yours (since he was rather confident enough with knowing a lot on how you think) and it boils down to them having the same answer but different font

the place nocti and nigel were fighting in collapses, forcing nocti to leave and never see nigel again

you and nocti are back in the hotel room recovering, and a few locals come in to beg nocti to stay and not go back to babylonia

“but i made a promise with my partner, i want to return to cerberus in a dignified manner…”

after more silly banter everyone leaves you and nocti alone to rest, but neither of you can sleep

nocti brings up the question nigel asked him, and you gave him your actual answer, which is pretty close to what he guessed

nocti: haha… just as i thought, i know you better

skk: but maybe i know you better. for example, what you look like when you’re drunk

nocti: WHAT?! DID I DO ANYTHING WEIRD WHEN I WAS DRUNK???

skk: forget it, stop talking, i’m sleepy

nocti: HEY!! TELL ME NOW!!!!

he’s a literal blushing mess after you told him you saw him drunk

your honor this is literally a newly wed couple

gotta of course mention his affection story so read here for a summary of that as well

the way he ONLY uses the best quality and probably most expensive ingredients to make your food

nocti giving a damn about this whole pancake thing only because YOU care

LIKE HE'S PUTTING HIS PREFERENCES ASIDE TO MAKE YOU HAPPY

MORE HAND HOLDINGGG this time in the form of you helping him mold the pancake shape +bonus nocti blushing

both literally wanting to do the whole working at a bar thing together again in the future that is like PEAK ENDGAME for their marriage

+bonus boss being supportive and naming the new drink and dish that was made after you and nocti

the whole affection story just very clearly and vividly plays out nocti and skk working together flawlessly at the bar like their chemistry was SO GOOD !!!!

very sorry for any grammar errors i'm very hyperfixated on him rn and i needed to scream about it somewhere

anyways thank you for coming to my ted talk i will now think of nocti in a wedding dress /hj

[giyuforlife]

Incorect quotes (SKK/BSD edition)

featuring :

Chuuya Dazai Fukuzawa Ranpo Poe Aikiko Autsushi Kenjii Gin Kajii Kunikida

Chuuya: Slash gamemode creative. Dazai: Dude, this isn't Min- Chuuya: starts levitating

Ranpo: Dumbest scar stories, go! Fukuzawa: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Aikiko: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. Kajii: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Chuuya: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn. Autsushi: I have emotional scars.

Kunikida: What are you getting Poe for the holidays? Ranpo: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet. Aikiko: I'm getting Poe a divorce lawyer.

Autsushi, cracking his knuckles: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at someone.

Akutagawa, kajii, Gin, and Chuuya:

Dazai: tomorrow’s garbage day

Kunikida and chuuya, simultaneously: I can’t believe they made a whole day dedicated to you…

Aikiko: Dazai got into a fight. Kenjii: That’s bad. Kenjii: Kenjii: Did he win?

Gin: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Chuuya: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Kajii: Three of us saw it, Chuuya. How do you explain that? Chuuya: *points at Akutagawa* Sleep deprivation. *points at Kajii* Paranoia. *points at Dazai* Delusional personality disorder.

Kunikida: I haven't seen Dazai for fifteen minutes now. *Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Autsushi running after it in a panic. Kunikida doesn't look outside at all.* Kunikida : That probably means he”s getting into trouble… again

Chuuya: I want to kiss you. Dazai, not paying attention: What? Chuuya, flustered: I said if you die, I wont miss you!

Dazai: It’s funny how well you and Poe get along. Didn’t they hate you at first? Ranpo: Poe hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.

Chuuya: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses. Akutagawa : The big five licenses? Chuuya: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.

Dazai: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons. Kunikida, sarcastically: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.

Autsushi, depressed: I wanna die… Dazai, happily : We all do, you aren't special!

Kunikida, in the background: DAZAI!!

akiko after overhearing autsushi: *books autsushi some thereapy sessions*

Dazai, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast. Chuuya, working the cashier: *not meaning to sound sarcastic* You're kinda ugly.

Autsushi: Help, someone at prom has been killed! Dazai: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.

Ranpo: Hey, I see those leaves, where are you from? Dazai: Illinois. Ranpo: AAYYYE, I KNEW IT! ME TOO! Autsushi: …Did you just identify a state by looking at its leaves?

Dazai: The Ocean is a soup. Aikiko: Aikiko: Do elaborate. Dazai: What are needed for something to be a soup? Aikiko: Erm… Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Dazai: Tilts head Aikiko: The Ocean is a Soup. Dazai: The Ocean is a Soup.

Autsushi: We’re getting married, bitches! Akutagawa: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem!

Chuuya: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club. Dazai: What club? Kunikida: The hating Dazai club. Dazai: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

(I just think that dazai hate himself)

Dazai to chuuya: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Autsushi: AS ENEMIES?! Chuuya, face redder than a tomato:…. WHAT

Autsushi : Chuuya, I know you love Dazai. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect him immensely. Autsushi: But I think he might be a fucking idiot.

Autsushi: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Chuuya? Chuuya: …Not really. Autsushi: Nothing? Chuuya: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited here!

[grymmnox]

weekly fic recs #33

i am going insane, actually! enjoy this week's fic recs <33

fandom(s): bungo stray dogs, harry potter, my hero academia

ship(s): soukoku, kousano (if thats their ship name. kouyou/yosano), shin soukoku, ranpoe

Oneshots

Don't Mess With A Man's Hat; Grinch1234 - bungo stray dogs

mature | 5.6k words | chuuya/dazai, chuuya & dazai, dazai & kunikida, atsushi & dazai, ADA & dazai, dazai & mori, chuuya & mori

summary:

Chuuya lets go of his hair and levels the whole office with a glare. “I’m very serious about this. I’ll even pay you, like an actual client or whatever. I want Mori destroyed, and if you need something that isn’t in that file,” Chuuya points a gloved finger at the monster-sized folder sitting on Ranpo’s desk, “I will get it to you myself.” Or The random one-shot crack fic where Mori loses Chuuya’s hat and Chuuya is out for blood.

oh darling it's alarming to think of us apart (you know you've got me in your pocket); interludewings - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 20.3k words | chuuya/dazai

summary:

“Okay so if we’re both still single when we’re twenty two,” Dazai’s smile grew even wider. “Let’s marry each other.” By the time Chuuya’s twenty two, he’d probably be in a relationship with someone else, and the possibilities of them even remembering each other were slim to none. And so, Chuuya gave his answer. “Fine, let’s do that.”

In short, fifteen year olds Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya made a stupid promise one day in their school library out of boredom, which leads to the next seven years of their life filled with fighting, burnt notebooks and late night conversations.

The Curse of Anonymity; SapphireSunstone - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 12.6k words | chuuya/dazai, akutagawa/atsushi, poe/ranpo | READ TAGS

summary:

Someone admits on Yokohama High School Confessions that they're in love with 'the biggest asshole of the year'.

Dazai knows that it's him that this stranger is talking about.

(The Edited and Redrafted version of Anonymous Confessions)

Linger; iskendaris - bungo stray dogs

general audiences | 17.1k words | chuuya/dazai

summary:

Chuuya goes missing. Everyone assumes. Dazai investigates.

One: Everyone in Port Mafia believes that Chuuya is with him. Two: They believe Chuuya has been with him for a month now. Three: Both are patently untrue, therefore Chuuya has been missing for a month.

promise rings & what that means; lesbianhowlpendragon - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 8.4k words | chuuya/dazai, chuuya & yosano, dazai & yosano

summary:

skk get ironic(?) promise rings at 16. six years later, chuuya finds out that dazai still wears his. flustered pining ensues. (they are very dumb but very sweet and in love !)

realizations in a shared hotel room; setosdarkness - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 4.6k words | chuuya/dazai

summary:

“You will stay quarantined here, or so help me, if you die from this fucking virus instead of my own hands, I’m gonna fucking destroy everything, starting with your precious Agency.”

[or, Dazai and Chuuya are on an overseas joint-mission when the virus lockdown hits.]

Tea Parties and Toxins; injeong - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 2.8k words | dazai & kunikida, atsushi & dazai, dazai & ranpo | READ TAGS

summary:

(Not really graphic descriptions of violence, per say, but I put the warning just in case)

One of Dazai's plans to extract some information out of a target goes as planned, except for one small thing.

Regrets; RayvnAshes (IronScript) - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 1.2k words | dazai & kunikida, kunikida & sasaki, kunikida & rokuzou, dazai & oda

summary:

Atsushi asks Tanizaki a simple question, but unfortunately the situation escalates when Kunikida can't help but throw a few scathing remarks in Dazai's direction. They never really did resolve things after the Azure Messenger case, but did they have to do this in the middle of the office?

all the holes we had to breathe; airiena - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 18.2k words | chuuya/dazai | READ TAGS

summary:

“...Are you in a hurry or something?” Chuuya inquires, hand instinctively reaching out to wipe at the corner of Dazai’s mouth, successfully getting rid of the crumbs, before he realizes what he’s doing and freezes.

“Yeah.” Dazai all but breathes. He is golden, when Chuuya takes in his appearance. He is a golden thing, dimmed, beaten, snuffed out, full of scratches but is still so human and so real despite what he always seems to believe that it makes the redhead want nothing but to take him into his arms and hide him from the heavy, heavy world and soothe all his aches and kiss all his scars—

“I’m in a hurry, because I’ve already lost too much time.”

I Won't Leave You (Again); deviance - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 15.9k words | chuuya/dazai, chuuya & dazai, ADA & chuuya, chuuya & kouyou | READ TAGS

summary:

"Executive Kouyou, we've been informed that you are planning a coup."

Before the signal could be given, there was a large explosion and many men were blown from their feet as something like a black hole went tearing through them all. Kouyou could recognize the gravitons of her own pupil; she just wished it hadn't come to this.

The men scattered, but Corruption was beyond anything a human could defeat. Kouyou watched from afar as Chuuya's body cackled while taking down men he'd mostly likely led in missions recently, taken to bars, worried over.

"I hope you're worth it."

Kouyou didn't startle at the voice behind her.

"Isn't that for the lad to decide?"

"You know how this will affect him," Dazai accused her, and she couldn't see a glimpse of the light in his eyes. "He didn't want to be conscious when he fought them."

"Not going to leave him again?"

"There is no leaving him again," Dazai denied.

.....

(Chuuya leaves the PM to save Kouyou, then joins the ADA so he can stay in Yokohama)

(Day 2 of Chuuya Week 2023: Friendship/Family)

Hurt, Heal, Repeat; Mornelithe_falconsbane - bungo stray dogs

not rated | 1.5k words | dazai & fukuzawa, dazai & ranpo

summary:

Dazai doesn't adjust to the Armed Detective Agency immediately.

Waiting Inside The Hollows Of His Bones; StormDew2 - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 5.2k words | dazai & fukuzawa | READ TAGS

summary:

Dazai & Fukuzawa throughout the years as Dazai struggles with mental health and past abuse. Can he trust people again?

Mark; Raven_Rein - bungo stray dogs

general audiences | 2.9k words | chuuya/dazai

summary:

Dazai was afflicted with a curse and the only way to lift it is by kissing the person who loved him the most.

Naturally he took the chance to laugh at everyone's expense.

Get Off My Lawn; that_one_Author - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 11.1k words | chuuya/dazai

summary:

“You let your dog shit in my petunias!” “Not before you insulted him! You called my dog a rat.” “I was only telling the truth, that’s not how a dog’s supposed to look like.” “Baki is a Pomeranian and he is beautiful!”

There is a new hot neighbour right next to Dazai’s house that he really wants to woo since day one. Needless to say, it’s going wonderfully.

Complete

Dial Tones; SapphireSunstone - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 14 chapters, 14k words | chuuya/dazai, kouyou/yosano

summary:

(+8145-xxx-xxxx): Bonjour mademoiselle~

> Je pense que vous avez le mauvais numéro

(+8145-xxx-xxxx): I’m afraid you overestimate my language skills dear

(+8145-xxx-xxxx): But I’m pleased to know you have a skilled tongue

> Oh my god ew

"Ah... I Think We're In What They Call A Hate/Love Relationship."; Insomnia_Productions - bungo stray dogs

general audiences | 5 chapters, 7.9k words | chuuya/dazai

summary:

Chuuya's the fourth person to be assigned as Dazai's roommate this semester, and, unfortunately, he's not allowed to ask for a transfer. So now he's stuck with an annoying, suicidal roommate who seems intent on making his life a living hell.

Well, at least he has his new online friend, No Longer Human, to keep his spirits up.

[Prompt: your otp are roommates who hate each other... but they're also online friends who might be kind of falling in love with each other. What happens when they arrange a blind date?]

Redeemable For Love; Gatteau - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 10 chapters, 39.7k words | chuuya/dazai

summary:

In an attempt to cheer his boyfriend up and take their relationship to new heights of normalcy, Chuuya decides to surprise Dazai with something he's never tried before: a love coupon book.

The Art Of Getting Back At Your Partner: A Guide By Nakahara Chuuya; PurpleJellyFrogs - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 7 chapters, 28k words | chuuya/dazai, ADA & dazai, ADA & chuuya, chuuya & PM, dazai & original character, chuuya & kouyou, dazai & ranpo & yosano | READ TAGS

summary:

“It’s easy, it just ignites the sparks of attraction, it gives people the freedom to have choices even when they’re affected. It starts wearing down after ten days,” the platinum blonde-haired woman explains bluntly. No need to lie to the man, he’d see through it and she has an inkling he would even prefer it less if it was truly ‘all-powerful’ as he put it.

“Have you had any clients in the past ten days?”

“No.”

“Are you planning to have any in the next five to seven days?”

“No? Why?” She looks at the man skeptically, green eyes observing his smirk.

“I want to hire you for a job.” He grins and extends a hand for her to shake.

-

Dazai thinks it's easy to use an ability to make Chuuya like him. Chuuya thinks it's easy to mess with the bastard by playing pretend.

Magic and Mystery; Allegory_for_Hatred - bsd/harry potter fusion

not rated | 55 chapters, 209k words | READ TAGS

summary:

Dazai is going to Hogwarts—which is crazy because he doesn’t have magic. He has a nullifying ability, for goodness’ sake! Not that it matters. Dazai is still willing to stick around and cause trouble before he gets shipped back home and stuck in his room again.

And this Quirrell guy is definitely up to something. So that’s a good place to start.

Incomplete

so if I survive, then I'll see you tomorrow; prettysicknasty - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 18/? chapters, 94.2k words | chuuya/dazai | READ TAGS

summary:

This was far from the first time Dazai had to spend time in a mental institution. The inpatient facility was more like a second home at this point. He wasn't expecting anything different from usual when he was admitted, but when a fiery redheaded roommate is thrown into his usually dull and monochrome life, suddenly it doesn't seem so boring anymore.

Stray Heroes; ellezahuay - bsd/mha fusion

teen and up | 14/? chapters, 11.3k words

summary:

Reports of sightings of the members of the Villain Alliance have been popping up and causing havoc all over Japan, repeatedly and with the puzzling situation of the same members being spotted in different cities at the same time, and many heroes, including a large number of those in the hero education system, have been called to track them down in groups. Due to particularly dire situation in Yokohama, which is majorly quirkless due to having been quarantined during the first couple generations of quirk users, and relatively defenceless against the threats of the Villain Alliance and illegal organisations such as the Port Mafia combined, a large number of heroes have been sent there to hopefully alleviate the situation.

Without their homeroom teacher as well as a large number of their other teachers absent, it would seem as if 1A is in for a boring few months while the situation is resolved. Thankfully, a certain substitute teacher from the Armed Detective Agency has a couple other plans.

(So much for a dramatic summary. Basically, Aizawa and three others go to Yokohama and work with the ADA while Ranpo goes "substitute" for 1A, but we all know he's there for other reasons.)

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by EcchiSenpai

Atsushi is clueless when it comes to romantic love, so it's no surprise that he doesn't know that Dazai and Chuuya are married or even together. After all, it's a bit confusing when "I hate you" actually translates to "I love you."

(or, Atsushi thinks Dazai is pining after Chuuya and does his best to help.)

Words: 4724, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of The ADA!SKK AU We All Need

Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Additional Tags: Fluff, Humor, Crack, Soukoku | Double Black (Bungou Stray Dogs), Armed Detective Agency Member Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Armed Detective Agency Member Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Established Relationship, Married Soukoku, Dazai Osamu Being An Asshole (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya Is So Done (Bungou Stray Dogs), Caring Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Cinnamon Roll Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), he is a confused bb, soukoku's unconventional mating rituals, minor chuuaki, get yo crumbs, someone teach atsushi how to flirt, therapist kunikida