#married but not married
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Blitz didn’t truly start falling in love with Stolas until after Stolas lost his status and became a commoner. That’s why Blitz envisions him with pupils, reflecting a shift in how he sees Stolas—not as a distant prince but as someone more grounded and relatable.
This familial scene could also serve as foreshadowing, potentially for events in Season 3 or 4.
#blitz is in love with ‘commoner Stolas’#stolitz family - semi canon#it’s funny because it’s true#married but not married#octavia of the ars goetia#helluva boss#blitz buckzo#loona buckzo#stolitz#asexual#pansexual#stolas#gay#bisexual
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#hot twink#hot celebs#hot as hell#hot breast#amazing butt#awesome breasts#beautiful mature#big beautiful breasts#big breasted girl#big breasted women#big juicy butt#hot tiddies#hothunks#hotwives#so hot and sexy#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#cream pussy#finger my pussy#fuck my wet pussy#married pussy#lick my pussy#needy pussy#pussy lover#pussylicker#good pussy#fill my pussy
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Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned
#wicked#Glinda said 'cronyism is the philosophy upon which our world order is built'#but she was pink and bubbly about it so the audience thought it was cute#also in the novel she's all but explicitly stated to be repressing her attraction to women in favor of compulsive heterosexuality#a duty she then fulfills by marrying a wealthy older nobleman who doesn't bother her while she spends her time amassing social influence#bitch is positively Machiavellian but it's fine because she wears pink#anyway I have this theory that if she and Elle Woods ever met irl they would immediately death battle
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Am i the only one who imagined the first meet like this?? *swooon*
#sebastian sdv#sdv sebastian#sdv#stardew valley#stardew valley sebastian#i cant marry anyone else guys#its the dark circles around his eyes#the tiredness behind that crooked smile#keep talking in that aloof and condescending tone#I WILL MARRY THIS EMO
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They're so funny for always looking like a rich couple actually
#i hope they actually get married#why not#already look like a couple#might as well#ariana grande#cynthia erivo#wicked part 1#wicked movie#gelphie#elphaba x glinda#wlw
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conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride
#and all his parents were dead at that point so no need to ask for their blessings#QUICK MARRY HIM WHILE HIS INSANE FAMILY IS DISTRACTED OR DEAD#like take the win when it’s handed to you#red robin#batman#tim drake#dc#robin#timkon#conner kent#superboy
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i learnt the word yuri before lesbian as a kid
#hatsune miku#vocaloid#art#my art#she is indeed yuri in real life#a girlkisser#or more like rinkisser#she and rin are married i officiated their wedding
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Wives.
#sonic the hedghog fandom#sonic the hedghog movie#sonic movie#stobotnik#dr robotnik#eggman#doctor robotnik#ivo robotnik#agent stone#my art#the sillies#they're married your honor#how come botnik has 150 tags and stone only one#hashtag aban stone fr fr
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not to be stardewposting again but
Elliott can't fucking say this shit when I'm dressed like THIS
What made him see me leave the house and kiss him looking like THIS
WITH THE JINGLING BOOTS. and decided "Yes, his courting plumage is immaculate. I must bed him immediately."
#it is year 4 and we are married#sdv#sdv elliott#stardew valley#sdv elliot x farmer#time to fucking. write my first sdv oneshot i guess.#1k#5k#10k#15k#20k
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The Hunger Games has the FUNNIEST arranged marriage of all time btw. Katniss realizes she'll have to marry Peeta and she's obviously upset so Haymitch tries to comfort her by saying "you could do a lot worse" and Katniss is like "well DUH of course I could do worse than Peeta he's the best & handsomest person on the face of the planet but that's not the POINT I want to be able to choose for MYSELF". Then she goes and chooses Peeta anyway lol. Comedy gold I tell you
#thg#everlark#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#she's the personification of that “well now i don't want to” meme#Katniss post war:#“now that the people who were forcing me to marry Peeta are dead#i can finally get back to doing what I want#which is to marry peeta”
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shadowzel nation rise up!!!
#shadowzel#lae'zel#laezel#shadowheart#baldurs gate 3#bg3#character designer#character design#character art#digital illustration#shoutout to puddingway on ao3 for the fic inspo#this is their married life
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10 years later
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itafushi#itafushikugi#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#least heterosexual group photo ive ever drawn tbh#u have the kings of subtle pda and their judgy lesbian third wheel#this does remind me a lot of the kind of art i used to do jhgdjghdfj#specifically that one furuba main trio piece i did forever ago. same vibe better art#anyway......i tried my best........ i tried so hard#i do not know how old they look . the goal was 25/26 but atp i've gaslit myself into thinking they look the same#especially megumi im so . throws hands in the air in defeat#but idk what else i can do cries at least i like it??? i think???????#i don't know!!! if they look younger than 25 whatever!!!!!!!!#why is it so hard fr me to make chars look older im gna slam my head against the door#maybe its fine. idc <- (lie)#in other news itfs are married fight me abt it . yuuji rockin the right hand ring fr Lack Of Finger reasons#also i am Eating nobara's fit . she might also look a bit younger than intended the more i look at her gDI why cant i have nice things#new hairstyle carrying tbh. i think she would a. grow it out and b. switch the side she parts it on to make Seeing easier#god just take it all tht really matters 2 me is low pony nobara and Rings On Fingers itfs#i did my time in yoi i know how to make wedding bands Work
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god bless anyone who comments on ao3
#consistently????#marry me#right now#on one knee#ao3#ao3 writer#ao3 author#ao3fic#fanfic#fanfiction#fics#fan fiction
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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My personal understanding of the situation
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 medic#tf2 miss pauling#tf2 pauling#i wish i was home and could draw this digitally or at least well#i found out medics name at 2 am and couldn't go back to sleep from hysterics. funniest choice of a name for him istg#and i realized we were given miss Paulings name in the comic 5 minutes before drawing this#i love both their names. i will forever mourn Joseph Ludwig#but#this is so funny its so worth it#and flo..... Florence Pauling.... okay lesbian omg......... i#good for her#i hope she's happily married to the loveliest woman who loves her sm#and i hope medic doesn't cry himself to sleep after heavy laughs at his name for 3 hours
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