#markiplier podcast

[emittthehuman]

Joe Rogan after getting kicked from the #1 spot by three YouTubers who promised to show Markiplier’s boobs if they won

Audio: exit music by Radiohead

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2616

(Dialogue from The Amazing World of Gumball.)

[cratersss]

We are sooo close just Apple Podcasts left :)

[friendzoned61]

I was watching bobs pov for the chained together series and omfg mark making them fall an entire 500m while they stepped out just about killed me

[taqoou]

[astervoidtheartist]

me and my friend were in geometry class and tried to do a fan cast for The Magnus Archives. It started off decent but ended so badly 💀

BAHAHAHAAHAH IM CRYING PLS HELP

[sishsash]

i'm not even in the markiplier fandom (if that's what it's called) but every single time markiplier trends on tumblr is such a treat because you're always guaranteed to see the wildest shit imaginable going on over there

[iplier-memes]

Soon…

[daydreamxart]

Only about 2% of people are gonna care about this crossover idea I had.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2624

Mark. Mark, no. (Dialogue from pankenlewd on tumblr.)

https://www.tumblr.com/pankenlewd/728657259557715969/need-to-find-a-new-name-for-myself-that-reflects?source=share

[eekahchu]

Too late for Halloween but I finally finished my pumpkin carving for this year! I learned A LOT from this one (like that I need actual carving tools lol). I wanted 

to do a G!MFST one too but maybe next year. Listen to Distractible! :)

(Here’s my post on Twitter!)

It's ugly unlit but here's what it looks like in normal lighting and the tools I used. Def getting REAL carving tools for next time lol:

[mochathelion]

hey goopers and gunkers, here is, drumroll please

All of them council quotes from my quotebook (ft markiplier)

"Your blood is worms" -slimecicle

"Eenie meenie miney fuck you" -gillion tidestrider

"This is not the becoming of a prince. This is the becoming of a monster" -shilo bathroy

"I have a lot of opinions, none of them matter" -chip

"You must have confidence in yourself peter. Only then will you slay pussy like you slay gods" -thanatos

"IM GONNA MIGHTY BLOW YOU" -slimecicle

"PRETZEL! JUST A FEW MORE FEET PRETZEL! ITS NOT EVEN A MULTIPLE OF FIVE PRETZELLLL!" -gillion tidestrider

"I've never met God, but when I do I'll break him." -William wisp

"Great rune of the unborn? What is that, like an abortion perk?" -slimecicle

"What if you were like oh let me just check if the floor is real and you kicked it one day and it just disappeared, you'd probably be like of fuck I shouldldnt have done that" -slimecicle

"What do you really want? And just say it so I can fight for it" -gillion tidestrider

"Welp, you know what they say! When life gives you wolves, kill them. Also what? " -slimecicle

"Oh my Lord I smell estrogen" -slimecicles chat

"I'm beans mother fucker" -slmccl

"I'VE MET WAR CRIMINALS MORE DELIGHTFULL THAN YOU" -bizlybebo

"Two Mommy?"-Gillion Tidestrider

"This Jesus guy seems really cool!"-Gillion

"I can't wait to k*ll myself!" -Jay Ferin

"That girl just bit me. and I think I was into it?"-Jay Ferin

"If you zoot one more time im gonna choke you."-Rumi

"…Zoot~"-Peter

"Yippe"-Dakota Cole

"I'm just gonna kms and its gonna be your fault!" -Bizly ooc

"Ahhghduhiejbagci wa"-Kian Stone

"Julian the groomer… has a nice ring to it" -julian

"Its.. sewer ravioli!"-Dakota

"i didn't really think destiny was a thing before i met you, you know everything i had in life was just kinda a shitty hand . i really think it was you that made me feel like we were right where we were supposed to be, you're my friend you know- id drown the world for you" -chip

"CPR THREE LETTERS, WHAT DO THEY MEAN? COMBAT. PATIENT. REPEATEDLY. KICK HIM THREE TIMES GET HIM BACK UP, HE'S GOOD. CURED. Think he had cancer, not anymore" -slimecicle

"That must have been a slant rime because she seemed pretty tilted" -slimecicle

"Be the beans you wish to see in the world" -slimecicle

"A vagina with fangs? Bitchin… What? It sounds stimulating" -grizzlyplays

"Even If it was all inevitable… I'm glad we were written into the same story" -Gillion Tidestrider

"Niklaus is making a deal with russian Goku rn"-Bizly i believe ooc if not Chip

"PRIME DEFENDERS AT THE CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION" -William Wisp

"Fuck my fucking gay ass life" -condifiction

"SKIBOMBAY" -gillion tidestrider

"I WAS DRINKING YOU PRICK" -bizly

"He looks like a stop sign and has an ass disorder Its not my fault" -William wisp

"Dude you've GOTTA get advantage on this, dude is built like an among us" -slimecicle

"Beans. Beans. I grow my own beans. They are local and they are green. If you taste them you won't be mean. Come on now and try some beans. If you mean business, then trust my bean business. Have a legume, it won't be your doom. Have a legume, you will enjoom. I see your attitude is kind of mean, but you know what cheers me up? My beans. I grow em in the garden, they don't grow far from my home. Beans. I'm in the BEAN ZONE." -slimecicle

"WHAT THE FUCK??!!! FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S?!??! AEEEEEE AEEEE AE AEEE" -slimecicle

"NO NO NO NO YOUR NOT REAL GO AWAY! AMOUNGUS????!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD" -slimecicle

"I am weaponless but not defenceless" -slimecicle

"Don't play the game, eat the dirt, win." -slimecicle

"FATHER, SON, HOLY TROUT COME ON GET US THE FUCK OUT" -gillion tidestrider

"I WILL ABSORB THIS DEMONNNN. IT IS MY MEALLL!" -dakota cole

"You underestimate the power of SEX" -slimecicle

"aHgiA- FORTNITE" -slimecicle

Demonic rambling -slimecicle

"People will say eating chicken nuggets is bad for you, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS BAD FOR YOU? BEING A LITTLE BITCH. WHAT ARE YOU SPONSORED BY SALAD?" -grizzlyplays

"That's right I got two extra hearts and a wooden sword what the fuck are you going to do about it god" -charlie slimecicle

"I'm grabbing bed knife and I'm grabbing bed spear and I'm duel wielding that shit" -markiplier

[ricky-tiki-tah]

I love listening to Distractible, especially when they’re talking about when they were in school cuz it’s always:

Bob: we did stupid shit in college, you know what I’m talking about Mark. Also I nearly died multiple times.

Mark: I did the stupid shit but I also remember only the magnets despite walking through a Dino museum

Wade: I don’t remember much but Tyler was fucking terrifying. Also Mark, weren’t you in [insert here] class??

[annimoose]

My thoughts on Nyarlathotep in the two modern media pieces I know

Malevolent:

An evil twink bastard but an evil twink bastard I absolutely adore. He great but still rightfully a bastard.

Sucker for love:

I want to fuck the giant Egyptian blue cat lady.

[sybersepticeye]

they are now all in the bath

[pixie-yuni]

I- just enjoy ✨🧐