#mark 13

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11/15/2024

This guy needs a tree-chers' union.

JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. In this Bible story, Jesus tells His disciples that there will be signs before the Son of Man (i.e. the Messiah, Jesus) returns at the end of days. The sun and moon will darken, and the stars will fall from the sky. He compares these signs to a tree sprouting leaves, pointing to a fig tree as an example. Just like the fig tree's new leaves are a sign that summer is on its way, these heavenly disasters will be a sign that the Son of Man is on His way. 2. In this cartoon, Jesus starts talking about the Son of Man like in the original Bible story. He gets to the part where he points out the fig tree and says, "Take a lesson from this fig tree." However, instead of the tree remaining respectfully silent like in the original story, the tree in this cartoon turns and interrupts him. It thinks that by "learn a lesson from this fig tree," Jesus meant for the tree to start teaching instead of Him. The tree is incorrect, as most trees are -- a flaw of their kind, and one of the many reasons God stripped them of their voices pre-Genesis (I assume).

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Hardware AKA MARK 13 (1990)

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You must be on your guard. You will be handed over to the local councils and flogged in the synagogues. On account of me you will stand before governors and kings as witnesses to them. And the gospel must first be preached to all nations.

Mark 13:9-10 NIV (2011)

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Patrick Preaching—The End of the World

Photo by Hennie Stander on Unsplash This sermon was preached for Capital Pres Fairfax and McLean Presbyterian Church on March 26, 2023. The text is Mark 13:1-37, Jesus’ prophecy concerning the destruction of the temple and his second coming, included below.  1 And as he came out of the temple, one of his disciples said to him, “Look, Teacher, what wonderful stones and what wonderful buildings!”…

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Stay Awake (Mark 13:32-37)

We must stay ready so that we don’t have to get ready.

“But about that day or hour no one knows, neither the angels in heaven nor the Son, but only the Father. Beware, keep alert, because you do not know when the time will come. It is like a man going on a journey, when he leaves home and puts his slaves in charge, each with his work, and commands the doorkeeper to be on the watch.  “Therefore, keep awake, for you do not know when the master of the…

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““Tell us, when will these things happen? And what will be the sign that they are all about to be fulfilled?””

“Jesus said to them: “Watch out that no one deceives you.

“Many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am he,’ and will deceive many.”

“When you hear of wars and rumors of wars, do not be alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come.”‭‭

“Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be earthquakes in various places, and famines. These are the beginning of birth pains.”‭‭

““You must be on your guard. You will be handed over to the local councils and flogged in the synagogues. On account of me you will stand before governors and kings as witnesses to them.”

“Whenever you are arrested and brought to trial, do not worry beforehand about what to say. Just say whatever is given you at the time, for it is not you speaking, but the Holy Spirit.”

- Mark 13:4-11 (NIV)

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Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.

Mark 13:31

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Narrative Lectionary, Year 2, Lent 5

March 17th, Lent 5Mark 13: 1-8, 24-37 End of age, WatchPsalm 102:12-17 Kneeling with ChristThe Promise of a New Kin-domBreaking [A World Beyond] Capitalism Lent 5: Serving God: Watching for God for the Kin(g)dom that is promised. Christ promises us that a new world is being built, how can we participate in the building and serve God? Your Kingdom Come/Your Will Be Done Breath Prayer…

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EMPIEZA A COJER COLOR ESTE M.A.R.K 13

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(I point. Gently, in the voice of somebody who’s mind touched by the outer gods, i whisper truth in your ears:

Your honor the horses are now lesbians

(Anyways here’s the designs)

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FILMS in 2025: 02 | 13 going on 30 (2004) — dir. Gary Winick     

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13 Going On 30 (2004)

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I played Signalis recently

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the endless list of my favorite movies : 13 Going on 30 (2004) directed by Gary Winick.

Matt, stop being so nice to me. I don't deserve it. Do you know what kind of person I am now, I mean - do you know who I am right now? I don't have any real friends. I did something bad with a married guy. I don't talk to my mom and dad. I'm not a nice person. And the thing is - I'm not 13 anymore.

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The Importance of Biblical Prophecy (5)

Autumn forest * Photo: Erika Strackenbrock / pixelio.de Reason 4: Encouragement – The prophetic word fills the believer with certainty and confidence in difficult times In Luke 21, 25 – 28 the Lord Jesus Christ told us: ”There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror,…

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Be Ready (Mark 13:9-23)

The genuineness and strength of one’s faith is demonstrated through the testing of it.

Art by Mark Keathley “As for yourselves, beware, for they will hand you over to councils, and you will be beaten in synagogues, and you will stand before governors and kings because of me, as a testimony to them. And the good news must first be proclaimed to all nations.  “When they bring you to trial and hand you over, do not worry beforehand about what you are to say, but say whatever is…