#Mark 13

[tomicscomics]

11/15/2024

This guy needs a tree-chers' union.

JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. In this Bible story, Jesus tells His disciples that there will be signs before the Son of Man (i.e. the Messiah, Jesus) returns at the end of days. The sun and moon will darken, and the stars will fall from the sky. He compares these signs to a tree sprouting leaves, pointing to a fig tree as an example. Just like the fig tree's new leaves are a sign that summer is on its way, these heavenly disasters will be a sign that the Son of Man is on His way. 2. In this cartoon, Jesus starts talking about the Son of Man like in the original Bible story. He gets to the part where he points out the fig tree and says, "Take a lesson from this fig tree." However, instead of the tree remaining respectfully silent like in the original story, the tree in this cartoon turns and interrupts him. It thinks that by "learn a lesson from this fig tree," Jesus meant for the tree to start teaching instead of Him. The tree is incorrect, as most trees are -- a flaw of their kind, and one of the many reasons God stripped them of their voices pre-Genesis (I assume).

[horygory]

Hardware AKA MARK 13 (1990)

[quotesfromscripture]

You must be on your guard. You will be handed over to the local councils and flogged in the synagogues. On account of me you will stand before governors and kings as witnesses to them. And the gospel must first be preached to all nations.

Mark 13:9-10 NIV (2011)

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Patrick Preaching—The End of the World

Photo by Hennie Stander on Unsplash This sermon was preached for Capital Pres Fairfax and McLean Presbyterian Church on March 26, 2023. The text is Mark 13:1-37, Jesus’ prophecy concerning the destruction of the temple and his second coming, included below.  1 And as he came out of the temple, one of his disciples said to him, “Look, Teacher, what wonderful stones and what wonderful buildings!”…

[forestfawnette]

THE SUBLUNA EMPORIUM

Esoteric Arts Fair

London, UK

12th of February 2023

2pm - 8pm

The Basement - Hope & Anchor 207 Upper Street, N1 1RL

Entry: £1 on the door

Or buy your ticket in advance: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-subluna-emporium-esoteric-arts-fair-tickets-507767394947

The SubLuna Emporium is a new, small-but-perfectly-formed art market event featuring a group of artists that celebrate the strange, the esoteric, the dark corners of the forests and the bright, swirling recesses of the mind.

We hope to offer photography, illustration, painting, leatherwork and other delights for you to come and purchase.

Sadly the venue is not wheelchair accessible - there is a staircase down to the basement.

ARTISTS

Richard Ricochet

𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘴𝘤𝘩 + 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘣𝘳𝘦

https://www.instagram.com/richardricochetart/

Alice Ofthedead

𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘺 𝘮𝘺𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧

https://www.instagram.com/aliceofthedead/

Mark 13

𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘴, 𝘨𝘰𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘳𝘦.

https://www.instagram.com/markth1rt3en/

As Above So Below Photography

𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦

https://www.instagram.com/as_above_so_below._photography/

Stellina Serpentine

𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘵, 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦

https://www.instagram.com/skinsculptures/

Forest Fawnette

𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 | 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴 | 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘴

https://www.instagram.com/forestfawnette/

Live music from 5pm.

Musicians to be announced soon... !

Some work may contain content not suitable for those under 16.

[biblebloodhound]

Be Ready (Mark 13:9-23)

The genuineness and strength of one’s faith is demonstrated through the testing of it.

Art by Mark Keathley “As for yourselves, beware, for they will hand you over to councils, and you will be beaten in synagogues, and you will stand before governors and kings because of me, as a testimony to them. And the good news must first be proclaimed to all nations.  “When they bring you to trial and hand you over, do not worry beforehand about what you are to say, but say whatever is…

[culturevulturette]

Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.

Mark 13:31

[bookkats]

Narrative Lectionary, Year 2, Lent 5

March 17th, Lent 5Mark 13: 1-8, 24-37 End of age, WatchPsalm 102:12-17 Kneeling with ChristThe Promise of a New Kin-domBreaking [A World Beyond] Capitalism Lent 5: Serving God: Watching for God for the Kin(g)dom that is promised. Christ promises us that a new world is being built, how can we participate in the building and serve God? Your Kingdom Come/Your Will Be Done Breath Prayer…

[crow76draven]

EMPIEZA A COJER COLOR ESTE M.A.R.K 13

[proxycrit]

(I point. Gently, in the voice of somebody who’s mind touched by the outer gods, i whisper truth in your ears:

Your honor the horses are now lesbians

(Anyways here’s the designs)

[popclture]

13 Going On 30 (2004)

[everotten]

I played Signalis recently

[blackthornluce]

the endless list of my favorite movies : 13 Going on 30 (2004) directed by Gary Winick.

Matt, stop being so nice to me. I don't deserve it. Do you know what kind of person I am now, I mean - do you know who I am right now? I don't have any real friends. I did something bad with a married guy. I don't talk to my mom and dad. I'm not a nice person. And the thing is - I'm not 13 anymore.

[mt1820today]

The Importance of Biblical Prophecy (5)

Autumn forest * Photo: Erika Strackenbrock / pixelio.de Reason 4: Encouragement – The prophetic word fills the believer with certainty and confidence in difficult times In Luke 21, 25 – 28 the Lord Jesus Christ told us: ”There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror,…

[egophiliac]

LEON

LEON YOUR EYEBALLS

[justjensenanddean]

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