#marina granovskaia

[longeyelashedtragedy]

Any chance of some Marina spam since she is (in my mind) Roman’s platonic football life partner. (Kinda WAGUST. If you squint.)

oh I'm so glad you asked! She is totally a wag--they're kind of each other's platonic gay wags, aren't they?

Have some random photos I selected (questionable quality because I screenshotted previews to avoid watermarks)! Remembering that one of the reasons marinafic was able to exist is because she's also someone who I think is 🔥

(one of the main inspirations for marinafic is that hearing Frank talk about Marina is really funny--he's obviously terrified of her. Look at that handshake! Her nails!)

(not a fan of his at all, but I fucking love these ridiculous earrings)

("Whose life shall we ruin next?")

[nytimessun]

Chelsea can wreck Man Utd transfer plans by activating Marina Granovskaia clause

It was previously reported that Granovskaia negotiated a £70million buy-back clause while Chelsea were also given first refusal should Roma receive a bid from another team for Abraham. The Italian side are unlikely to get anywhere close to the £70m fee reportedly inserted in Abraham’s contract, but Chelsea having first refusal to match an offer put on the table could prove significant. Both…

[bluesmason]

mase following marina granovskaia 🥺 takes me back to the old chelsea days and now i’m sad

[openmindcrimecook]

Former senior Chelsea executive Marina Granovskaia to speak in trial of leading football agent http://dlvr.it/T5xLll

[pernillecfcw]

Marina and Chelsea fcw 💙

2021 ~ 2022 🏆

[martystlouis]

they hate Marina Granovskaia for her girlpower

[imakarmabutterfly]

[hspn]

New owner in the stands

12th minute:

Me: Great clothes, Boehly. Brother: The best case is that Boehly gets a Rüd awakening today and then gets Rüdi to stay next year. Me: I was just thinking that Rüdi could probably hit him up in the stands with one of his patented 20-yard row Z strikes. Brother: Boehly: Well, I guess we have Matt Miazga.

20th minute:

Brother: Boehly has the hand motion of a guy who wants to pick his nose but knows that he might be on camera. Me: That's the thing about Roman, he knows he can kill people, so he would just be like fuck it. Brother: Boehly's PR person should tell him he should put his legs down so he's not going legs open right in the direction of the camera. I'm guessing this is the last time we see him anyway, he probably will just go back to LA. Me: I'm pretty sure Boehly doesn't have a PR person, because he wouldn't look like that then. Brother: So you are saying there’s an opening?

Ruben Loftus-Cheek’s goal is ruled offside, 41st minute:

Brother: Cannot tell if Boehly just does not understand offsides or had the same reaction we all do to this shit. Me: The other guy didn't seem like he knew what was happening, but they both definitely knew this was the worst.

2nd half:

Me: Bruce Buck looks like he was on a drunken bender last night and just woke up. Brother: Yeah, man, he looks sloppy sitting next to a man who looks sloppy. Me: I hope the deal for the club finally came down to Boehly challenging Buck to a drinking game and he won. Brother: I would bet heavily on Buck winning that. Me: Really? He's old and Boehly looks like he knows about drinking. Now if we were talking Boehly v. Marina, I would bet on her.

A penalty is awarded, 54th minute:

Me: FUCK YES PEN. Oh great, Boehly's picking his teeth. Brother: Oh, Boehly gets his finger in his mouth just as the camera cuts back to him.

Romelu Lukaku converts the pen, 56th minute:

Me: Wow, an owner who knows how to clap. Novel! I like him whistling, too. Ha ha.

59th minute:

Me: That one dude next to Boehly looks like a slightly less creepy Julian Assange. Not a look you want. Brother: He realized on TV that there was an open seat and Boehly was on camera a lot, so he decided to move there to get on TV more. Seems like an Assange move.

Kai Havertz prepares to come on, 91st minute:

Me: I hope Boehly was googling ‘who is Kai Havertz’ and enjoying the results. Brother: Boehly googling Kai Havertz. Me: Ha ha, I thought the same. He's the guy who doesn't give a fuck, we won the Champions League. Brother: I hope he's on HSPN trying to read comments about him.

[coachtfd]

Can we talk about the rumors that Chelsea were going to offer Spurs Tammy Abraham, Kepa and a bunch of money to get Kane? The same Kepa that Roman and Marina were mad at Lampard for not working hard enough with because they thought he was good enough? (And spent a fortune on, despite replacing him with the better Mendy for way less) I like Abraham, but if I were Levy they’d have to throw in Hudson-Odoi too before I’d even consider it.

[chelseafav]

Don't you know who she is? This is Marina Granovskaia, she is Chelsea's director, the person who basically runs Chelsea with Roman Abramovich being away, and one of the most powerful women in football. It's her who we should thank for transfers like N'Golo Kante, Fernando Torres, Diego Costa, Hakim Zieych and all new members of the squad we signed in 2020. It's her who got us Nike £60m-a-year shirt sponsorship deal with Chelsea till 2032. "She is basically the power at Chelsea," a source quoted by the Evening Standard said of her. "Roman trusts her implicitly. She's not interested in being a celebrity but there is no doubt who's in charge and who calls the shots"

An executive at a rival club says:

“I’ve been involved in three or four deals with Marina and she’s always been good to her word. Every time I dealt with her, it was very straight forward, very business-like, very professional and she never went back on her word. I can’t say that about everybody else in this business.”

[holdmyhopeinyourhands]

I don't follow chelsea buuuut I just wanna say that Marina Granovskaia is the best director in the world of football. Period.

Man the shit this woman has made happen by sheer negation skills alone is insane. I respect that. I respect that a lot. You keep being awesome Chelsea director. You keep being awesome.

[longeyelashedtragedy]

doing a little research on marina granovskaia. for Reasons

[saveitlikesasuke]

Marina masterclass as always

[20122021]

Everyone's stoked about Lukaku coming back, but can we talk about Marina's outfit

Ah, just when I thought she couldn't get any more awesome. I love the skirt in particular. Marina best girl!

[openmindcrimecook]

Former Chelsea director Marina Granovskaia felt ‘physically threatened’ by agent Saif Alrubie http://dlvr.it/T5w54M

[chelsea-perspective]

5 Great Reasons Why You Should Remain Or Become a Chelsea FC Supporter