#maria is a badass bitch and we love her

[brainyrot]

Things in the CUPHEAD SHOW that if they were canon to inky mystery I would die of joy

- elder kettle. Just the Cuphead show version is just beautiful. Crazy war veteran right there everybody!! (I know elder kettle IS inky mystery, but the Cuphead show version is nuts and I love it)

- you CAN drink from mugman's and Cuphead's heads. They showed it multiple times (they showed Cuphead and mugman dipping cookies into each other's head too!)

- Cuphead and mugman's heads are detachable, and can work without heads (plus they can also spin! Like Bendy's!)

- just, Cuphead's and mugman's little accents. I love 'em.

- "eh, I ain't too worried about it." Iconic Cuphead phrase

- cala maria clear love for her career, now in the show she isn't interested in romance, but in inky mystery she can have the most badass career and have a cute little mug boyfriend. Also her Greek accent. Beautiful.

- the devil. His accent. The way he talks. I just need him to be the cunty motherfucker he is in the show, alright? (He could be acting scary to give the "king of hell" vibe too, in inky mystery.)

- henchman. Love that guy. And the devil clear liking to the guy.

- king dice's show, roll the dice. It would be a nice touch, since it steals souls.

- Cuphead whole "troublemaker at heart, but he means well" because it matches Bendy's "mischievous little devil, but he means well!"

- mugman descending into insanity

- we need more brotherly mischief and chaos both from the cup bros and bendy and Boris. They get along too well or fight too seriously. as an older sibling, I demand both Cuphead and bendy to be absolute bitches to their younger siblings.

- Cuphead being a "show-off", matches with Bendy's love of getting attention to himself.

- mugman stage fright.

- Cuphead being humble and not being mad that he loses sometimes.

- Cuphead's small greed for money (he probably will do anything if anyone says they'll give him ten bucks.)

- Cuphead great aim.

- whenever mugman goes from silly boy voice to the most masculine voice, ever.

- Cuphead can play the piano, mugman cannot and he's extremely jealous at times.

- mugman swordsmanship skills

- Cuphead dosen't like funnel cake

- MUGMAN CROSSDRESSING WITHOUT PROBLEMS.

- mugman perfectionism

- mugman being a great observer

[mysticmeena]

assign your moots as the way to protect the female lead’s older brother?

ᴍᴇᴇɴᴀ ɴᴏᴛᴇs : okay so I'm assuming this was assigning my lovely moots as twtptflob BUT i added a little twist of how the character assign to my mutuals would react to them

fl!roxana agriche — @that-one-pretty-bitch ( no it's not because of quizzes and what fl you got but the power you two radiate is there and oh another beautiful and intelligent woman just like her? she'll teach you how to kill men and get away with it. and if you already know, you already know what your bonding activities are now )

ashil agriche — @sidra-29 ( must protect. must cherish. must keep that beautiful smile on your face <33333 the days when you're at your lowest, he swears to be right by your side and help you get through these tough times whether be making you smile again or letting you all rant out lisTEN this boy wants to be right by your side don't get too attached to him tho )

jeremy agriche — @rouecentric ( jeremy sees that broken gen z humor of yours and thinks 'finally, some good fucking humor' and if you teach him the vines and memes....my god roue, what have you done?? it's only fair he teaches you how to kill and pulls you for adventures like that i'll go hide in the closest bye )

dion agriche — @d10nsaint ( he read your thirsts posts on him too so congratulate on making his now established ego even bigger. also he wants to see you cry. man gives his therapist therapists so do us a favor and make him ugly, brook, that his world wouldn't even want him back )

griselda agriche — @roseadleyn ( i just know you two would be gushing over books of any kind. so many recommendations and the way you teach her about the language of flowers, she can't help but be mesmerized by the passion in your voice when you talk about your favorite subjects )

charlotte agriche — @dion-s-lawyer ( it's like opposites attract but make it platonic/familial 🥺 the times when you feel like you might make a mistake, she'll help you out despite acting tsun tsun about it but you two could def learn a lot from each other also she loves the edited picture of dion you created )

sylvia pedelian — @lady-navier0357 ( you're so sweet, kind and she loves to converse with you. she would try to learn your home language, try to use and miserably fail but it's something won laugh over and yes she's a hardcore shipper of you and your bf <333 )

cassis pedelian — @acuriousmoon ( you're a soothing presence he can't help but fall back tbh idk how it describe it but it's like two old souls finding each other again and catching up from his crazy in laws to us mutuals with our shenanigans. hope you both enjoy the tea and enjoy the tranquillity before the mood gets ruined >:) )

maria agriche — @dxmoness ( would absolutely be interested in teaching you how to kill your subordinates with a cute umbrella uwu and oh you're writing a murder scene? well, she'll definitely help of you out by figuring the best method to kill so you can make it accurate as possible i'm scared but it's weirdly cute )

sierra agriche — @elychee ( both of you are so precious together agkjfskd it's like a double combo attack whenever you two are together and she loves hearing you simp over alberu ah young love how adorable!! a love like this makes you smile so much eases her heart to know such pure love like this can exist )

maid emily — @loekas ( having a badass maid interacting with you?? i know we all want one she'd teach you the magic from her world in return she's very interested in that story with characters resembling her mistress 👀 plsss i know she'll definitely help you write the story and give you baked goods as rewards )

og!roxana agriche — @cerisearan ( og!roxana is my baby after all she has been through, she's tired but being with you reminds her still has a life and when you talk about your ocs, you'll never have to question if she's listening because she'll ask so many questions about the characters and storyline so hope you're ready for long late night talks )

[celiastjamesoscar]

YES COBIE SMULDERS!!! I had no clue she's in these movies as well. When she took off her helmet in the van, I was flabbergasted! Shes so fucking hot. These two badass women would fit so well together! Nat looks so unimpressed with everything. Her face is just so attractive, the bitchy look paired with the shorter straight hair really does it for her. Plus, Maria is so sassy and smart, I am on my knees here. We need more sexy ass kicking women heroes 😤

HER TAKING OFF THAT HELMET CHANGED LIVES!!!! Every time I see her around Natasha, my mind automatically says “let’s go lesbians, let’s go!”

Nat always has an attitude about everything and I love it 😭 she reminds me of Sam in the way that she’s kind of a bitch but really lovable. Sexy women kicking ass for world president 2024!!!!

[katyspersonal]

because blorbos are for the girlies and waifus are for smelly men... or something like that idk

i just dont really like how some people convinced themselves their way of enjoying characters is better than that of others

i'd even go as far as to say some of thrm are just as shallow in their treatment of the charas they claim to treat better but thats another story

Hmmm... Very good take, anon. You nailed it. Poor Maria is basically a mascot of more shallow and toxic type of fans - they will think that "unlike us filthy misogynists" they AAAAACTUAAAAALY respect her... only to completely ignore her nuances as a complicated and tragic character and simplify her to angry, rude, badass woman that enjoys killing and being a bitch to all men but girlies are good. Like, okay, if all you can say about the character is how much she loves women and murder, and all you can draw for her is her smooching Adeline with a lesbian flag background - sorry, but this is ALSO pretty simple. This is ALSO one-dimensional, same as some gamer bros drooling about how much of a 'waifu' she is and not being able to draw anything of her besides horny fanart with her clothes being skin-tight so we all can see her boobies and oddly thin waist or something.

And yes, when you figure that the ONLY rebuttal they can use against the accusation of being simple AS WELL with their vision is 'well but [demographics] is not oppressed and horny gamers from reddit are worse just because they're cis het men lmaoooo 😭😭😭' - you also figure the problem. That they make it about ideology and some sort of activism, revealing that they do not care about "respecting the complexity of the character". They are very much okay with character being simplified and not explored past like 1 trait (2 if they are feeling REALLY generous)... but only as long as the way to simplify the character itself matches THEIR tastes. Reducing character's entire personality to masculinity and sexuality good!!! Reducing character's entire personality to being a potentially good gf/wife and sexual appeal bad!!!

No, you are not "respecting the character". You are doing feminism activism in front of my salad the fandom, which is a place for ALL types of fans to go to, and ALL takes to be shared. The only requirement to be part of the fandom is to be a fan of the source material - in it's entirety or a part of it!

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At the end of the day, there is nothing criminal in simplifying the characters. I am not a fan of one-dimensional takes myself - I like to deep dive and analyse the characters, I like seeing every single corner of their life and personality and purpose in overall lore! I like complexity and various aspects of the characters shown, not only one side of them! I can be bitter in my own autistic way, but it is about preference, there is no point to be made about who is "right" and who is "wrong" in how they treat fictional characters. They are not real and do exist for our entertainment and happiness FIRST of all - whatever makes the person happy. Just like how I get sorta bitter when people draw Malenia with huge honkers and thin build - but I will also be bitter if Micolash is prettyfied (I mean the ingame status quo, he could have looked prettier when he was healthier). But do I also think artists are allowed to invest their time and effort in what they personally enjoy, without hassling over "respecting canon"? Of course!

The sentiments can coexist. They SHOULD coexist, in fact. Not having an opinion and preference and equally liking everything is probably not a good sign... unless you are a fan of a character so rarely acknowledged that you do love anything at ALL about them, ahahahah. Someone's way of enjoying the character is not "better" only by the virtue of being more representative or canon-accurate - objectively. It comes down to preference. What I love about us Mico simps a lot, actually, is that those of us that prefer canon Micolash in all his ugly, hideous, sickly glory is that we do not make it out to be some loud political statement, accusing artists of "lookism" or "ableism" or literally... anything you could pull out of the fact that a dude that looks like a corpse got a makeover fsdhfsdh Get creative! Maria fans can get creative with seeing "misogyny" and "dyke-hating" in the places where it doesn't exist! So, let's also use our imagination.... NOT!!!

We just pout and say 'you are not REAL fan' as a joke. It is always. just. a joke. The more avid fans of iconic female Soulsborne characters should learn from us to own up for their subjective preferences instead of starting weird ideological fight over whatever lady they claimed THIS time.

[crimsonxe]

@transbeffica

If wanting to know why I'm doing a separate post, look at Sir Adamus's reblog. This is my attempt to not fill their notes after they've said they don't want that.

Actually no, the show actually only says that EXTREMISM is wrong; while ones like Sienna in the violent wing while not given a free pass are given a more sympathetic lean as are the faunus equality activists overall. Its specifically Adam aka the TERRORIST vein that are given the rightful negative treatment. Also as a center-left, um no extremism is absolutely an issue on both sides for different reasons. Leftists shoot their own causes in the foot via their extreme views and unwillingness to bend to reality, demanding impossibilities and slamming their own for not drinking the koolaid cause they'd rather have a brain. For example: we aren't getting universal healthcare at the drop of a dime, but what can be done is voting blue whenever possible to put in place down the line the votes to lead to it being on the table. Instead far leftists will bitch and whine that no movement is being done and throw away votes or just not even do it in the first place, because the left "isn't doing anything". Ignoring that there is nothing they can do if the votes aren't there to do it. And that's just one example, there's also ones for various forms of bigotry too. Instead of trying to pull over ignorants via reaching out to shift them to be better, you'd rather yell in their faces in bringing up x,y, and z shit they said in the past or jump on the slip-ups they may have; which pushes them towards becoming hardline bigots. Cause its far easier to just dive into the muck that doesn't do that, than be attacked and hounded over everything as you try to change your ways.

And there is absolutely no damn ground at all when it comes to violence against innocent people. That is straight up terrorism and I don't give a single shit what supposed cause you stand for, it goes out the damn window. I will at that point root for your ass to be thrown in a cell alongside Mr. White Supremacist who planted a bomb in a building of innocent people for their cause.

Left extremism is infuriating; Right extremism is vile and disgusting; but all extremism is bad.

Actually Blake only goes against EXTREMIST violence as symbolized by Adam. Her issue always goes back to that. Not violent protest itself, which as a thing shouldn't even be seen a praiseworthy in the first place. It should be seen as a thing resorted to that one doesn't enjoy or see as good. v5 speech = about ADAM's EXTREMISM and those being swayed into it. It has nothing to do with humans, because they aren't the ones that are pushing Adam into being a terrorist; he was already that. Blake has also had multiple scenes including the v5 one where she states how the subject isn't an easy one and she doesn't have the answers; which is absolutely fucking valid. Even irl these issues have no solid damn answers or easy solutions and if your ass thinks different you're naive af.

You mean where Yang knocks the dude around the room and out the damn building as a result of it? That's badass and wish fulfillment territory for women irl put in that sort of situation that would love to do exactly that to ones like that. I don't have a clue what your ass would expect to be done different in that situation.

Port wasn't exactly treated as good in that case, instead having Yang shown being grossed out by it. He's also a very exaggerated arrogant type of character, so if anything its to do with his bloated ego.

There actually isn't any implications of that sort at all and you're trying to inject that into it where it isn't. You're wanting the show to do exactly what right-wing chuds/neckbeards accuse left-leaned media of doing in pushing an agenda into it that stands out like a sore thumb. Raven, Summer, Winter, Maria, the happy huntresses, Coco, Velvet, etc = no signs of misogyny aimed at them.

Um no its an accurate take, as everything to do with the WF can be put into the framing of "extremism is bad" which is a damn good message especially in the current time. Where there's currently a certain conflict where extremes go after anyone with a nuanced opinion that doesn't support one side or another.

"changing the system is also bad" in what goddamn way is this ever fucking shown at all? Oh right it ISN'T. What is shown is that EXTREMIST TERRORISM IS NOT THE SOLUTION. Faunus are repeatedly shown sympathetically, including the equality struggle side of things; the only times it isn't that way is specific to the EXTREMIST side that are putting bombs on fucking trains with innocent people onboard. Or trying to flood a city full of innocents with grimm in v2.

[theundercovervamp]

Why the Cullens run away when they saw Maria in Calgary?

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Twilight Series - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Alice Cullen/Jasper Hale, Jasper Hale/Maria, Emmett Cullen/Rosalie Hale, Carlisle Cullen/Esme Cullen Characters: Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Maria (Twilight), Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Edward Cullen, Carlisle Cullen, Esme Cullen, Peter (Twilight), Charlotte (Twilight) Additional Tags: Original Male Character(s) - Freeform, Original Female Character(s) - Freeform, Sexual Tension, Eventual Sex, Sexual Content, Violence, vampire wars, Maria is gifted, Maria is a badass bitch and we love it, Nettie (Twilight) - Freeform, Lucy (Twilight) - Freeform, Blood Bond Summary:

Maria controls almost all of Latin America, part of Canada, and the U.S., providing her protection and respect for the land. On an emergency trip to Calgary, she meets some people from her past, but she cannot afford to doubt.

[fullofmultitudesfullofshit]

OH MY GOD DO YOU EVER JUST REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU FUCKING LOVE NATASHA ROMANOFF SO FUCKING MUCH OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE IS MY GODDAMN WIFE AND I WANT TO MURDER FOR HER

WHY IS SHE THE CUTEST MOST DEADLY ASSASSIN ON THE PLANET !?!?!?

OH AND DOES SHE WORK WITH EVERYONE YEAH SHE DOES !?!? WANDA AND NAT !?!? YEAH WHO THE FUCK DOESNT LOVE A GODDAMN BABY WITCH BEING TRAINED BY A BADASS ASSASSIN ONLY TO REALIZE HER INFINITE POWER AND THEN USE IT TO PROTECT HER WIFE !?!??

STEVENAT FANS!?!? BITCH I AM WITH YOU !!!! WHO DOESNT LOVE A FUCKING DUMBASS BLOND IDIOT WHO JUST NEEDS SERIOUS FUCKING HELP WITH HIS LIFE AFTER WAKING UP FROM A 70 YEAR COMA AND THIS LIL BABY ASSASSIN WHO CAN CRUSH A WATERMELON WITH HER THIGHS IS LIKE, “DONT WORRY IDIOT LET ME HELP YOU”

BUCKYNAT FANS !?!??? BITCH, I, FUCKING, KNOW !!!!! BRAINWASHED ASSASSINS WORKING TOGETHER IN COMPROMISED AND TRAUMATIC SITUATIONS ONLY TO FIND EACH OTHER YEARS LATER !?!?!?!? (Oh yeah and one is a giant fucking socially inept Dumbass with a sexy metal arm who can throw his wife into the sun bc she’s a tiny lil baby dancer who can kill a man with her car keys)

MARIA HILL AND NAT BITCHES !!!!!! LISTEN WHO DOESNT LOVE TWO BAD BITCHES JUST FUCKING BEING BAD BITCHES !!!!!!! WHO DOESNT LOVE THE INHERENT EROTICISM OF THE SOLDIER AND THE SPY !?!?!?!? MARIA IS ALL “NATASHA IMMA HAVE YOUR ASS ON THIS ASSIGNMENT” AND NATASHA IS LIKE LMAO HOW DO YOU WANT MY ASS

OH MY GOD AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT NATASHA AND MATT MURDOCK FANS 😡😡😡 GUYS RED LEATHER AND SMUT AND ANGST AND FLIRTING WHILE PUNCHING BAD GUYS IN THE FACE AND THATS IT !!!!!!! AND ALSO THEIR FUCKING SOULMATES ON TOP OF IT ALL

OH MY GOD AND CLINT X NAT ASSHOLES !!!!! LISTEN DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED !!!!! BC HES A STRAIGHT DUMB ASS DISASTER WHO WOULD 100% NOT BE ABLE TO OPEN A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER AND NATASHA WOULD BE LIKE “OH MY GOD LET ME OPEN THAT FOR YOU, BITCH” AND SHES SO MEAN TO HIM AND HES LIKE “WOW THATS MY WIFE”

NATASHA WORKS WITH EVERYONE AND I WILL SCREAM INTO THE VOID BC I LOVE HER SO MUCH GOODBYE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[alfairy]

My thoughts on Sonic 2 right after my first viewing (HUGE SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE AND POST CREDITS SCENE)

Remember, spoilers under the cut!

OK SO RIGHT OFF THE BAT, THE MOVIE BLOWS THE FIRST ONE OUT OF THE WATER. MORE LORE, MORE CHARACTERS, MORE ACTION

WACHOWSKI PARENTS ARE CANON!!! SONIC CALLED TOM “DAD” AND THEY WERW LIKE LETS GO GET OUR KID, I WAS SCREAMING

So Longclaw really did die…. ;-; Longclaw lives truthers are probably crying rn. We’ll never forget you

Fan artist and fanfic writers are gonna have a field day

The only thing I kinda disliked was that the wedding and GUN arrest scene went on too long. I turned to my mom and was like “when are we getting back to sonic” but the human characters are all very enjoyable and Rachel was hilarious and gets her time to shine

Sonic and Tails friendship was so cute! Personally, I felt Tails was a little underutilized in the film, but I loved the bond between him and Sonic, and how Sonic quickly became so protective of him!! Quickly stepping into that big brother role!

Knuckles did not disappoint, and he was so badass while also simultaneously being stupid as fuck, we love you king. Easily one of the best characters, everyone in the theater was dying laughing at him, but it never felt like the filmmakers were belittling him or making a joke of him, most of his humor comes from him not understanding earth culture and being so serious and blunt about everything.

Also side note, I found it weird that he’s literally standing 2 feet behind Robotnik and Stone at one point while Robotnik is causally mentioning within earshot how he’s gonna backstab him later to steal the emerald. And he just…. Doesn’t hear or react at all??? They’re right in front of you dude. I guess he was focused on something else lol.

LITTLE BABY KNUCKLES!!! He was adorable and it looked like he had a nice father. Ken Penders is probably throwing a bitch fit watching that scene and we all know it. Die mad about it 💕 We now know what baby Sonic and baby Knuckles looked like, and it’s a crime we haven’t gotten to see Baby Tails yet. O wait…. Tails still is baby….

So stonebotnik is canon right. Or at least as canon as it can get in order to sneak past the censors lol. Stones got it BAD. The maid outfit made me SCREAM

THE TEMPLE SCENE. My sonknux peeps… If u know u know… 👀

The filmmakers rlly were like “we’re gonna make sonic get beat the fuck up and pass out and almost die so many times 💕”

Knuckles, unironically: let’s punch him in the dick that’s the most vulnerable area

Living Chaos Emerald theory doesn’t appear to be canon, so Sonics powers are still unexplained. Which is weird since they make such a big deal about them in the novelizations and previous movie. Then again, Knuckles has powers and it’s never really explained, so it’s whatever I guess. Maybe they’ll bring it up in the third movie, since a certain you know who is coming ;)

SO MANY REFERENCES TO THE VIDEO GAMES IN THE FINAL FIGHT OMG

SUPER SONIC AHSHDIEKDIIDJEJEJSJD HE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. i was kinda scared for a moment when they were like “that’s not the sonic u know anymore he is consumed by power” and then he summons a chili dog out of thin air and everyone’s like “o never mind he’s fine”

Idk how Robotnik could survive that fall, but Stone is fine so I guess he’s in hiding somewhere. Maybe in movie 3 he’s partially robotizied? Who knows? They never found him but we all know he’s lurking out there

THE POST CREDITS SCENE….. just…. OOF. People in the theater GASPED out loud when they said “we found a file from 50 years ago,” like we all KNEW in that moment. This movie still had its light hearted fun moments in it, but honestly if they’re gonna be covering a Sonic Adventure 2 adaptation, or the third movie is based loosely on it, then I think the third movie is gonna be a WHOLE lot darker. Cause you can’t have Shadow without Maria, and we all know what happened to her….. if sonic 2 is about found family, sonic 3 will be about ANGST

[trashywormeateroffics]

The right universe.

Summary: After Y/N's life turns upside down, she's full of grief. Somehow, one day, she manages to travel to the MCU, where she meets her favorite characters, including a certain god who seems willing to establish a friendship with her. Suddenly she's enwrapped in this new world, where everything she loved in a screen is now reality. How will she react? Will she be able to deal with the ghosts that haunt her? Or will she let them consume her? Will she be open to accept the love she is offered? Read to find out!

Read this on AO3! 

Category: F/M.

Relationships: Loki/reader.

Characters: Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, Vision (Marvel), Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Stephen Strange, Nick Fury, Maria Hill, Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel), Clint Barton, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker, other minor appearances of other characters but these are the main ones, Pepper Potts, Loki (Marvel).

Additional tags: Loki/reader - Freeform, Avenger Loki (Marvel), Loki & Tony Stark Friendship, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Smut, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Fluffyfest, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Pining a lot because we love to suffer, Domestic Avengers, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Tony Stark is a parental figure, Natasha Romanov Is a Good Bro, Everyone is a good bro, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, y/n, After Infinity War but no one died and the purple bitch was defeated, Missions, Y/N is a universe traveller, Grief, Therapy, Protective Loki (Marvel), Loki in love.

MASTERLIST OF THE STORY

Chapter 18: New Asgard.

It was just like in the movies. Situated in Norway, New Asgard was a small, humble little town. Tiny, compared to the immense kingdom that it was before, but perhaps braver, stronger.

“Guys! This is beautiful!” Y/N said, getting out of the quinjet. Loki and Thor followed closely behind the excited young woman.

“You should have seen it before,” the raven haired god told her, nostalgically.

“I did.”

“On a screen.” He retorted and she stuck her tongue out at him.

“You know, they never showed your room…” She said, playful.

“Would you have liked to see it?” He asked, a smirk forming on his face. Before she could answer, Thor's voice rang out.

“Lady Sif!”

Y/N turned her head from the stoic god and saw Sif running towards her, or Thor, to be more exact.

“Oh my god, that is Sif from Sif and the warriors three!” She whisper-yelled to Loki, who watched her with an amused smile.

“Do you want an autograph?”

“Oh shut up, you almost asked Valkyrie to sign your chest when you met her.” His smile dropped. “Don't forget that I saw that Lokes.” She winked at him.

“Lady Y/N, Brother, come!”

“Hello, Lady Y/N.” Sif said, politely. “Loki.”

“Hello Sif.”

“Sif! Such an honor to meet you, you are so cool and badass!” Y/N let out in one breath and the gods chuckled while the warrior watched her with a confused smile.

“Thank you?”

“Of course!” She responded, grinning like a crazy person.

“Alright Sif, could you show me where Valkyrie and the alleged Asgardians are? I need to take care of that.”

“Yes, My Prince, this way.” She said after vowing, and Thor followed her.

“Are you not going?” Y/N asked Loki.

“No, it is a matter of the not exactly king and now named queen.”

“Oh, well. Better for us! What do you want to do? Do you talk to the people here? Oh my god! I just realized I'm talking with the prince!” She said excitedly and Loki burst out laughing.

“Y/N, calm down.” He said, still chuckling a bit.

“Sorry,” she said sheepishly and he smiled softly and offered his arm.

“Come on, I will present you to the people.”

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“Oh no! I have been stabbed! Tell my husband I love him!” Y/N said, falling to the floor and clutching her chest, as if a wound was there. The kids laughed and she opened one eye and saw Loki looking at her from the back of the room, completely… enchanted? No, she was seeing things now, just great.

“Come on children, leave the young lady alone, she must be tired!” The kind woman, named Hilda, said.

Y/N got up from the floor and bid goodbye to the children, leaving with Loki. It was already sundown, time had passed quickly. Loki introduced her to the people, as he said he would, and then she met a few children and spent the whole afternoon playing with them. Unknown to her, he watched her the whole time, stealing glances from next to Hilda when she was too busy stirring her tea or too engrossed talking about trivialities. She was beautiful, but there was something else, he did not know what. He had met beautiful women and men in his long life, yet something about her made her special.

“Hello, earth to Loki?”

“Sorry, my mind was elsewhere.”

“Somewhere you'd like to share?” They were walking down the hills, a bit far from the town. Arriving at a cliff, they sat down watching the ocean and the sun come down.

“It is nothing, don't worry.” He said, shrugging it off. They stayed in silence for a bit.

“Loki,” he looked at her. “I'm really happy I get to see your people. Even in these circumstances.” He smiled softly.

“I am glad too.” He paused. “In a way, it is like you are meeting my family, what is left of it.”

“I would've loved to meet them.”

“They would have loved you, just as Thor does. My mother especially, my father…”

“Was a complicated man, I know.” She smiled maliciously. “I would've been a pain in his ass, but it would've been fun to mess with him.” Loki let out a laugh and shook his head.

“I think I am rubbing off on you too much mortal.” She grinned.

“Just the right amount.” She said, and grabbed his hand. “This is beautiful,” she said, motioning with her free hand to the sundown.

“It is.” But he was not looking at the sun. She looked at him, and he was already looking at her.

“Do you think your mother would've truly liked me?”

“Is that important to you?”

“Well, of course. She was important to you Loki.” Again, that swelling feeling in his chest, as if his heart was growing bigger by just being there with her.

“Yes, she would have absolutely adored you.” He smiled sadly. “She was kind, like you are. But brave too, just like you.”

“Badass.” She said and he chuckled.

“Badass,” he agreed.

They stayed there until it was dark, with Y/N leaning her head on his shoulder, only being interrupted by Thor, saying they needed to head back to New York. And they did.

~taglist~ @mischief2sarawr @midnights-ramblings 

[arty-shadow-morningstar]

Graveyard Siblings (4)

I am sorry for not posting in a while. School is a total bitch. Here is part 4 of a fic that is not a fic.

[Masterlist]

(Part 1)(Part 2)(Part 3)

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Tall Marinette.(I admit I might be projecting a little here.)

One day, she took out something from someplace high and the whole family realized that ‘holy shit when did you get so tall?’

Bonus if Jason comes back from a long mission and had a wtf moment because she was wearing 6-inch-heels and met his eyes with them on.

“Pixie?!”

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You know how Bruce has the identity of Matches Malone to infiltrate the Gotham Underground.

While Jason does the drug deals more street crime stuff, Maria uses an excuse of being the representative for Red Hood excuse to mingle with the rich people who does crime on the side (Penguin), she uses it to go to black market auctions and buy some of the lost miraculouses which got into the hands of black market dealers.

Jason knows about it and acts as her ‘bodyguard’ anytime he can or sends one of his henchmen to be one with a death threat if she gets a single scratch on her.

Bruce is unaware of this. Or is he?

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Mari helps with running WE since she is a little less busy with the vigilante side of things.

It started with Tim panicking about deadlines and Mari offering to help, to Bruce and Tim bullying the board to have her as co-CEO.

She has to be that and head of Afterlife. So she is very busy. Doesn’t know about what comes next….

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Somehow the class comes to Gotham for a trip. It has been 3 years since her death.

Mari has changed her appearance since the day she left Paris. She has highlights in her hair after a ‘sibling bonding day’ with Jason. Her hair is kept short for convenience and not in pigtails. Along with her tall height and more confident aura, she is almost unrecognizable.

She rides a motorcycle too.

The class waits in the lobby for the tour and in walks this badass woman with aviator sunglasses, leather jacket and designer clothes which was all MT brand, making a lot of people swoon.

She takes off her glasses and walks past the class. Checking stuff on her phone and sipping coffee in her other hand.

She seems familiar but they couldn’t figure out why. (All except Chloe, Alix and Felix who are snickering in the background.)

Lila sees her and comments on how she must be a criminal with the way she dresses. (Lila internally freaks out because were her eyes messing with her? Because she looked a little like Marinette. Also jealous of the new arrival for stealing all the attention.) Alya takes the bait and calls security to ‘arrest’ her.

They just laugh. The class doesn’t understand, speaking in confused French.

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“I am Maria Todd-Wayne, also known as designer MT. CEO of Afterlife and co-CEO of the very company you are in. I am allowed in here. Don’t judge a book by its cover.” she said in perfect French.

“But Lila told us you can’t speak French.”

“Who?”

“Lila Rossi, your friend. She told us that you and MT were dating.”

“Me dating myself. Okay I love myself because self-love is a thing but that is a whole other level. MT are my initials. Anyone who has a brain could have figured that out or at the very least do a Google search. I am not sure where your friend got that notion.”

“Hey, Bean, come on. We have a long day ahead of us.” Tim reminded her.

“Goodbye but cease the rumours or you would be escorted off the premises.”

As they rode up the elevator, “Tim, why are they here?”

“They are the lucky winners of the Wayne Enterprise Young Prodigies Contest. Why, Maria?”

“Lucky, huh.” She muttered under her breath. She might as well tell him. They are the Bats and they will find out anyway. “They are from my old class, the one you know…”

“Oh. Want me to send them back? I can do that if they are making you uncomfortable.”

“Nah. Too much to deal with. And it is unfair to send them back over a petty grudge. Besides, I could have some fun.”

“Anything that Bruce and I should be worried about?”

“I swear no killing. Just because Jason came back from the dead, hell-bent on killing. Doesn’t mean I am too.”

“Cool, just don’t do any property damage or traumatize our employees.”

“I might need you to erase some footage later and tell Bruce about this.”

“Some brownies, my favourite coffee cake, the ‘special’ brew and you have yourself a deal.”

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So basically she just showed up around where the class was ‘by coincidence’.

Talk to a few people and take them out of earshot of the rest of the class.

End the conversation by saying a few things only they and her would know. Insides jokes and secrets. (I pick her old childhood friends like, Nino, Kim and maybe Sabrina)

Uses Trixx to turn into a walking dead version of her 15-year old self and disappears as they freak out about how she knew that secret/story.

Freaks them out further by appearing again in front of the whole class and pretending not to know their previous conversation.

Mari manages to get Lila alone.

I should also say that Lila thought that her curse was making her see MT as Marinette.

It terrifies Lila when she finds out that MT is actually Marinette, not dead but alive after all this time and apparently living the high life she wanted. This fact made the Italian swell up with jealousy.

“I hope you are not lying about me again, Lila Rossi. Like you always do.”

“What do you want with me? I swear I didn’t say anything else about you.”

“Aw, Lila. Don’t recognize me?”

Maria flickers and Ladybug is in her place and later, the Marinette that appeared in her bedroom and back to normal.

“You! How? Why are you here? Why can’t you leave me alone?”

“Why not? I mean you did take away nearly all my friends, my parents and made my life a living hell. If you think about it, I am just repaying you the same favor. How are the others? Treating you well?”

“What did you do to me, you bitch?”

“I just put a curse on you. The ghosts of your past will haunt you until you stop.”

“Stop what?”

“Stop Lying, Liar. They all feed and grow in power from your lies. I wonder what would happen in a few years if you kept this up.”

“You think you can get away with this. This is war and I have already beaten you once.”

“Oh Rossi. This isn’t a war. It’s a death sentence.” With that she disappears.

Lila tries to tell her class that MT is actually Marinette. She is met with crazy looks. Some of them look like they want to believe her but don't because they don’t want to look crazy too.

Oh. Adrien wasn’t on the trip because his mother didn’t want him to go to the crime capital of America although the crime rate has gone down a little due to Hellbat curing some of the city’s bad energy..

Right after Lila told the class about MT, Scarecrow came to steal some Wayne tech and the class got caught in the crossfire. So later, it was brushed off as Lila seeing things due to the fear toxins.

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Joker made the mistake of kidnapping her. Once was enough to never try that again.

(It involved the use of nearly all of the Miraculouses, old and new. He was thoroughly humiliated at the end of it and his picture by the time Hellbat was done with him was on the Batfam’s Christmas Card. Like I said she doesn’t kill but making them beg for death was okay.)

It coincided with Jason’s Birthday and the video of the incident was ‘the best birthday present ever.’ The uncensored version was watched at the next undead siblings bonding day. Damian included.

After hearing a few rumours about what happened, most criminals were glad for Hellbat’s rare appearances. (which happens once a month and during really busy time of the year)

There was a time where Penguin was carrying out one of their plans and when Hellbat showed up, all of their thugs surrendered instantly. (No Batman did not pout at the fact that this French girl was more imitating than him.)

Scarecrow used his newest batch of fear toxin on her during the first year after she died.

He was astounded to see her still standing and she later proceeded to beat the crap out of him while being under the toxin’s influences.

He has tried to stay out of her way since then.

She saw Scarecrow as Hawkmoth and said a lot of things in French which scared everyone because she said it with so much hate, anger and in a very menacing tone that everyone is like ‘I am not touching this.’

It took Red Hood and Nightwing to restrain her from further beating Scarecrow up.

He was one of the people who sympathised with the Joker after the Incident.

The next was Riddler being so arrogant in his plans and managed to get Hellbat and Spoiler into a death trap.

“You know I have a few regrets in life. And my final one is that I got captured and am now going to get killed by a walking fashion disaster.”

“Hey! I made this myself. I will have, you know.”

“You have a brilliant mind but no sense of fashion at all. When I get out of here, I am going to burn that thing with you in it, for your crimes against fashion.”

“What is wrong with it?”

Cue a lot of roasting of Riddler’s costume and Spoiler adding more fuel to the fire.

They manage to escape while Riddler is crying on the floor, having an existential crisis.

The thing was no one knows why Riddler was silent the entire week after encountering Hellbat and crying when anyone mentions it.

They now think Hellbat is the scariest one in the Batfamily, second to Batman and tied with Black Bat/Orphan.

The few who find out what really happened in the warehouse that night. Blackmail material on the Riddler.

Three ( four if you count Penguin) of Gotham’s biggest villains of the Rogues Gallery scared of Bats’ newest addition. Hellbat was not someone they wanted to mess with.

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Magic crisis stuff. Like a world ending event thing. Dr. Fate says they need the Miraculous jewels but the last mention of them had been in Paris a few years ago and had vanished since then.

Costantine looked at Batman. “You know who you have to call.”

Batman calls Hellbat. Who hasn’t been introduced yet to the JL.

“Ah. Bats. Not that I question your authority or anything but how can your newest ‘ward’ help us?”

She takes off her helmet and reveals her face and more importantly, her earrings.

Tikki comes out of her hiding place.

“I am the current Guardian of the Miracle Box and wielder of the Ladybug miraculous during Hawkmoth’s reign in Paris a few years ago. Any other Questions?”

“Oh great Guardian. Tikki. It is an honour to meet you.”-Wonder Woman, who else.

“You too, Princess Diana. Pass on my regards to your mother.”-Tikki

A huge face-off and the big evil is defeated.

WW asks abt HM and gives a horrified face at the end of her story. Nearly everyone who eavesdropped on the conversation was.

"Forgive me, Guardian for not aiding you in your hour of need.”

“It’s okay. I understand that there are other crises, world-ending ones that JL have to take care of. I am better now. Mostly.”

“I doubt it with those revenge schemes I found lying around. But she is getting there with her therapist.”-Batman

“I hate you, Dad.”

“Did you just call him Dad?”

“No….”

“Do you see me as a father figure?”

“I see you as a nuisance with how nosy you are with my personal business. So you are more of a bother figure.”

“I see you as part of the family too, Daughter.” (Got that reference anyone?)

“Jason was the one who adopted me.”

“Legally you are adopted by me.”

Maria with Pikachu surprised face because nobody told her that. “My life is a lie.”

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(Part 5)

[andvys]

Longing (part 1)

Warnings: “enemies” to lovers type of thing, slow burn, cocky!ellie, alcohol consumption

Pairing: Ellie Williams x reader

Ellie always thought you were the prettiest girl she’s ever seen in her life, you had the most beautiful eyes, the way they would always get lighter in the sun and the way they would always light up whenever you were happy about something. She loved how you would always put your hair into a braid and would still have strands of hair fall in front your eyes, you’d always put them behind your ears only for them to get loose again and fall in front of your eyes once more. She loved how fierce and badass you are, always ready for any situation. You are one of the best fighters in Jackson despite your age. Having seen it herself when you patrolled together, you fought skillfully, making Ellie wonder about where you have learned to fight like that. Anytime something went wrong or someone would say something about hunters or a horde of infected coming Jackson’s way, you’d always be first to volunteer to go and get rid of them. The way you held yourself, Ellie was sure that you could actually get rid of a group of people before they’d even make it to the gates of Jackson. She would never underestimate you. You really were a fascinating person.

If you just weren’t such a bitch.

You were nice to everyone but to her, well except for Seth. Always getting into a fight with the older man.

You weren’t necessarily mean to Ellie but you weren’t exactly nice either, you were sarcastic and feisty with her and you loved to push her buttons but you weren’t as good at it as she was, Ellie always had the upper hand in your little banters and she teased the hell out of you, leaving you annoyed making her smirk every time. She’d also jokingly flirt with you or make dirty jokes, leaving you uncomfortable or at least that’s what Ellie thought. She just loved getting on your nerves.

Dina would always try to convince Ellie that you actually liked her and you just had a funny way of showing that. Ellie would laugh at that every time, she knew you had some sort of resentment towards her for whatever reason.

You wanted to be friends with the girl you really did but something about her annoyed the hell out of you and she made you feel weird. You constantly bickered like little kids and you seemed to have a stand off every time you were patrolling together. She just pissed you off.

“You going to the dance tonight kid?” Joel asked you. Right now you were cleaning the rifles and shotguns in the shed you kept them in. Having injured your shoulder while on patrol a few days ago you were off patrol for a few weeks. So you were assigned for keeping the weapons clean. You were annoyed at that, you had worse injuries before and still fought but Maria wouldn’t let you out, not wanting to risk your health. So here you were boring yourself to death, at least Joel came in to keep you company.

“Umm I don’t know, it’s not really my thing.” You said. Laying the rifle on the table you looked at the older man. Since he and Ellie came to Jackson he became something like a mentor to you. You respected the older man, you already learned more from him than your own father and he was there for you whenever you struggled with yourself.

“That’s what Ellie said too.” You avoided looking at him at the mention of Ellie. You thought, he assumed that you two must be friends, considering you’re in the same friend group. You didn’t even know they were talking again.

“She did?” You asked avoiding his eyes.

“Yes.” He studied your face. He was not stupid, anytime he’d bring up Ellie you got quiet and awkward same with Ellie she reacted the same way at the mention of you.

“Are you going?” You asked him, changing the topic quickly.

“Yeah and you should come too.” He said.

“We’ll see, do I get to have a drink?” You asked, giving him a hopeful smile. He never let you drink.

“Are you 21?” He asked giving you a pointed look.

“Ugh come on Joel, I’m 19 plus I’m allowed to blow up things and kill people and infected but I’m not allowed to have a drink every once in a while?” You said shaking your head.

Joel laughed at that “well maybe you can have a little.” He said.

“Finally, I wanna get drunk.”

“You’re allowed to drink but you’re not allowed to get drunk kid.” Joel said sternly.

“I’ll take what I can get.” Smiling at him. He got up and walked towards you, ruffling your hair.

“I gotta get going, I’ll see you at the dance.”

“Ugh, see ya.” You said annoyed at him for messing up your braid.

Stepping out of the little shed once you were done with your assignment you stood there enjoying the fresh air for a second after being in that shed all day.

Deep in thought you were looking down on your way home, not watching where you were going you ran into something or rather someone, almost falling down if it wasn’t the strong arms catching you by your waist, grabbing their arms you looked up at your savior only to realize that it’s Ellie still with her hands on your waist she had a cocky smirk on her face.

“Careful there (y/n), you almost fell for me.” Smirking at you.

You groaned at that, letting go of her arms you took a step back making her hands let go of your waist.

“Do you want me to escort you home? I don’t want you tripping and falling for someone else.” She said, teasing you

“No thanks Williams, now if you’ll excuse me.” You said, trying to walk past her only for her to step in front of you not letting you go yet, probably to annoy you some more.

“You going to the dance tonight?” Ellie asked. Studying your face.

“Yup.” You replied, looking down on your shoes, avoiding looking at her pretty face.

“Nice, I’ll be there as well.” Ellie said.

“I know, Joel told me.” Shit why did you just say that, you wanted to slap yourself now she knew you and Joel talked about her. Now she would think you’re interested in her, well you are but she doesn’t have to know that.

“Oh, talking about me with Joel when you could talk to me?” She teased.

“Whatever I’m gonna go now, see ya Williams.” You said, this time she stepped aside, letting you leave.

She watched you leave, deep in thought about you she didn’t notice Jesse appearing next to her, throwing an arm around her.

“Man you have it bad for our girl here.” Jesse said, smirking at her. He was aware of Ellie having some sort of feelings for you. It wasn’t hard to see that, Ellie always looked like a kicked puppy around you.

“Shut up, Jesse” Ellie said annoyed.

“She likes you too.”

“What?! No she doesn’t. I’m pretty sure she hates me.” Ellie said, looking down, she began walking away.

Jesse followed her. “She doesn’t hate you, I’ve seen how she acts around people she hates and you aren’t one of them.” He said.

“Well I- so what she likes me now?” She asked. Not believing that you could feel anything towards her but hate.

“She likes Dina and Joel or Tommy and Maria, I’m pretty sure she likes me too, I’m awesome.” Jesse smirked at the last part. “But you? I’d say there’s a little more than “like” Ellie.”

“Are you trying to tell me she has feelings for me?” Ellie laughed at that. Jesse was ridiculous and stupid if he thought you could have feelings for Ellie. Not that she didn’t wish for that but it was too good to be true.

“You know what they say about hate. Love and hate are two sides of the same coin.” Jesse confidently said.

Ellie laughed at that, “alright whatever.” She thought about that. She genuinely couldn’t see you liking her.

It was a little crowded at the dance once you got there. You usually avoided going to these things, not liking being around many people but Dina always made you come. Looking at you with her puppy eyes, you couldn’t say no to the girl.

Looking out for Dina and Jesse you weren’t able to find them. Huh she bugged you about being there on time but she herself wasn’t even here yet. Looking around you saw Ellie standing at the bar. You stared at her for a while.

Suddenly she looked your way, catching you staring at her she started smirking, rolling your eyes at her.

She waved at you to come over. You’d rather have Dina and Jesse be there as well, not trusting yourself to be around the girl without anyone around but you didn’t wanted to be alone so you walked over to her.

“Hey (y/n), if I didn’t know any better I’d say you were just checking me out from over there, that’s kinda creepy.” Ellie said with a teasing smile. Leaning against the bar.

Feeling embarrassed now you rolled your eyes.

“You wish, Williams.” You said sitting down on the bar stool next to her.

“What if I do?” She asked you, smirking.

“I- um.” Not knowing what to say you quickly changed the subject. “I need a drink.”

“I’ll get you something, wait here.” She left you alone.

“Alright, thanks I guess.”

Coming back she gave you the drink. Taking it from her hand your fingers touched for a second, avoiding her eyes you took a sip of the drink. Almost coughing at the taste, Ellie laughed at you.

“You never had whiskey did you?” She asked.

Shaking your head “you?” You asked curiously.

“Yeah.” Nodding at her words, you looked around.

Sitting in silence for a while, you watched all the couples dance. Feeling Ellie’s eyes on you the whole time. You glanced at her, noticing that her glass is empty, you figured it’d be a good opportunity to get away from her for a second.

“Should I get you a new one?” You asked her. “A drink I mean.”

“Uh sure.” She gave you her glass, you walked towards the bartender guy. Ellie had a chance to admire you from the side.

Waiting for the bartender to bring you your drinks, you saw someone heading your way from the side, turning to look who it was you saw it was Joel.

“Hey kid.” He pulled you in for a hug. He always gave the best hugs, they were always warm and safe.

“Hi Joel.” Smiling at him.

“I see you and Ellie are alone tonight.” He looked towards Ellie, who was taking a seat at one of the smaller tables, waiting for you.

“I- yeah. We are waiting for Dina and Jesse.”

“I’m afraid they’re not coming tonight. Haven’t they told you?” He asked.

“What? But I- they told us they’d be here.” You said confused. Why would they tell you come here if they weren’t even here.

“I talked to Jesse today, he said him and Dina are having a date tonight.” Joel said.

“Oh well, I didn’t know.” You laughed. Great now you it was just you and Ellie.

The bartender brought you your drinks, putting them in front of you hitting you with the smell of whiskey, you gave Joel a cheeky smile.

He put a hand on your shoulder, “drink responsibly kid, and take care of Ellie.” He said.

“Yes of course, I promise.”

“Alright, well go on and have fun.”

“Alright you too Joel, I’ll see you.” You smiled at him taking the drinks in both hands you walked over to Ellie. Setting them down on the table you sat down next to Ellie.

“Well it seems like our friends have ditched us.” You said annoyed.

“What?” Ellie furrowed her eyebrows at that.

“Yeah Joel said they have a date night.”

“Great.” Ellie suddenly felt nervous. Being alone with you would surely end bad, she was scared that she’d accidentally confess her stupid crush on you or something.

“I know we’re not friends or whatever but I feel like getting a few drinks, what about you?” You asked. Ellie hated that you didn’t even see her as a friend but you usually avoided her like the plague and you’d never ask her to hang out with you, a year ago you’d just leave if none of your friends were here but Ellie guessed you must’ve warmed up to her a little if you asked her to keep you company.

“Yeah sure.”

Throughout the whole night you and Ellie bickered about every little thing, sarcastically replying to everything the other would say. You definitely wouldn’t be friends anytime soon but you two did kind of enjoy this night.

You were currently walking home side by side. Having a discussion about weapons. Arriving in front of your home, you talked for a few more minutes, fighting on which weapon is the better choice, in any situation.

“Alright, whatever Williams you’re right, I’m wrong.” You said, rolling your eyes at the girl. Walking backwards to your door.

“You know I’m right (y/n)!” Ellie said teasing you.

“Go home Williams!”

“Yes ma’am.” Ellie grumbled, turning around she started to walk back home.

Ellie thought about this night. It was the first time you willingly spent time alone with her. She enjoyed it even if you were still your usual sarcastic self, she still enjoyed it. Hoping to see more of you, without having the rest of your friends around. She liked to be alone with you, not that she would admit it to anyone.

[missmonsters2]

I've been seeing a bunch of blogs do this & I wanted to do it with you cause you and your moots are fun!

Cast your mutuals as your favorite movies 😄

OooOOooOo thank u for thinking me and my band of nerds are fun LOL

Since this is a marvel blog, we shall do marvel 🥰

Wanda - @empyreanwritings bc the universe said so and I love Wanda and I love stef so 🤨 I can’t explain it but I’m not entirely unconvinced that Wanda and Stef aren’t the same person. Wanda is perfect, stef is perfect. Do you see what I’m getting at? Wanda is the loml and stef is my twin flame. I’m very amazed at how the universe and stars aligned that I’m loving both wanda and stef at the same time. Anyways, I would also k*ll a man for her. 💘💖💗🥰😍

Nat - @caws5749 I don’t think I need to explain myself. If I do—yes 🥰 If you need a dissertation, lemme know because yes x1,000,000 

Carol - @katiesmcgraths / @agentnatasharomanov this armpit kisser is the funniest and the person I probably get along with the most. We’re legit such trolls together LOL legitimate assholes. We go back and forth from trolling each other but then being soft and kith kith 🥰🤡

Valkyrie - @natasha-danvers because Valkyrie is one badass bitch and also a troll and so is red LMAO like red will send you unsolicited f**t pics but she will also be super supportive if you’re going through it and if you’re being slighted, she will call that person out for you. My hero 🥰

Thor - @marvelfansince08love because thor is pretty and is so loz. I also feel like if we were to get wasted together, we’d break soooo many service sets together LMAO 🥰🥴

Peggy/Sharon Carter - @thewitchandtheassassin the baddest bitch of them all. No nonesense, will punch someone in the face for me. Also my first friend on here. I was so starstruck when Mick reblogged my work and spoke to me, just like I would be starstruck if peggy or sharon looked at me. She’s also hilarious, we have some good laughs together LOL 🥰😋

Groot/Peter Parker - @marvelsdc22 because these two are both so precious and so is Krys. Krys is the sweetest himbo. If you ever bully krys I will literally k*ll you. Plus baby groot gives me soft warm feels and so does krys 🥺

Maria Hill - @rebeliz777 just a tough cookie and loyal af. She’s got the work ethic that we should all strive for and she does the right thing even if it’s the hard thing. I STAN YOU SO MUCH QWEEN 😩👏

Tony Stark - @lesbian-deadpool I don’t need to explain this, everyone just knows I'm right and that’s final. Congrats Rachel, you’re rich now 🤑 Don’t forget about us plebeians 😌 maybe this means you’ll stop being stingy with your sweaters now 🤨😘

[thefayiswild]

Got around to watching finally Captain Marvel last night and gotta say

I really enjoyed it!

I remember when it came out so many people said that Carol was unlikeable and the story wasn’t interesting. What were they talking about?

I thought the direction of the movie was really cool, the pacing kept me interested and confused but wanting to watch more so I could put the pieces together. Maybe the twist was obvious, but my dumb dumb brain was still shocked. I loooooved Maria and Monica Rambeau, it was cool to see her in WandaVision first and then get some backstory. Although of course it made me incredibly sad to realize that Maria probably never saw her best friend again in her lifetime. Nick Fury was hilarious, it was fun to see him so young and happy. I loved the Skrulls, the snarky comments and wacky but really cool to me designs. I just really enjoyed it!

Yes, I know there was comments about it being too much of a feminist movie and shoving a female heroine down your throat, which I was expecting but didn’t feel at all. I wasn’t in love with Carol and certainly not the biggest fan of Brie Larson (I don’t like that badass woman has to equal bitch, can’t we have a nice sweetheart badass?) but it didn’t ruin the movie for me.

Overall loved the movie and I’m a little excited for the Marvels/Captain Marvel 2. I will add tho, the movie did not help me understand why she was such a big deal to show up in Endgame, still feel like if she’s the strongest avenger why didn’t she do more? But I get it it had to be Tony to snap I guess. It is what it is.

I also didn’t even know Jude Law was in the movie so that was a special treat.

[ot3-watch]

Episode 3: The Wedding Job

And so we begin the “The Network Fucked Up” saga with episode 7 which is SUPPOSED to be episode 3. 

Huge men drinking out of tiny teacups is hilarious and will never stop being so. 

Nate, stop being such a control freak. “I thought I pick the clients” DUDE CHILL

“No more, no less” honey you getting much more

“We’ll get back to you” FUCK YOU NATE

PARKER LOVES KIDS EPISODE 1

NATE IF YOU HAD FOUND THIS CASE YOU’D TAKE IT IN AN INSTANT YOU’RE JUST MAD YOU DIDN’T FIND IT

FBI!!! TAGGERT AND MCSWEETEN!! AHH OKAY I LOVE THEM

“They just need validation” BITCH ME TOO THE FUCK

TODAY IN THEY MAKE PEOPLE LOOK UNNECESSARILY STUPID

Hardison is so gregarious it’s so amazing to watch

“I don’t have to type anything right” oh my god

TAPES! “HARDISON HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WALK OUT OF THE FBI OFFICES WITH A BOX FULL OF TAPES?” “pUNCH someBODY!” “oh I’m gonna PUNCH SOMEBODY” God i love them

Jersey Boys I can’t, it’s terrible guys. Do mobsters have no taste

Oh look, it’s that woman who’s in EVERYTHING

What is Parker wearing on her head

Everyone talks about bridezillas, but no one talks about mother of the bridezillas. 

WHY DIDN’T THEY HIRE A WEDDING PLANNER IN THE FIRST PLACE

SOPHIE FOCUSING ON HER PERSONAL PROBLEMS WITH NATE INSTEAD OF THE JOB EPISODE 1

ELIOT THE CHEF EPISODE 1

HOLY SHIT I LOVE HIM

ELIOT GETTING TOO ATTACHED TO HIS COVER STORY AND FORGETTING ABOUT THE JOB EPISODE 1

He’s so mad that she doesn’t like it I lovehim I LOVE HIM I FUCKING LOVE ELIOT SPENCER

“Imagine if we had bugs planted all over the house” WHY THE FUCK DON’T YOU

How the fuck is the dress so ugly? WHY IS THAT WHAT THEY WANT? WHO WEARS PINK RUCHED SATIN WITH BLUE FLOWERS

I mean, other than, like, me @6 years old. But really, no one should be wearing the clothes I wore at 6 years old. 

Also it’s just.. the worst length. Like if it was a long dress it might be better. 

Nate the pastor episode 1

God that future son in law seems like a dream guy I love him

Maria Moscone deserves better than her scumbag parents let’s be real

SOPHIE TAKING THINGS TOO PERSONALLY AND GETTING THE WAY OF THE JOB

THIS!!! THIS IS WHY THE NETWORK ORDER MAKES NO SENSE!!! THIS HERE’S AN AIMEE REFERENCE BUT IF THEY’D ALREADY DONE THE TWO HORSE JOB, HARDISON WOULD��VE KNOWN ABOUT HER AND NOT ASKED

“What did you do?” “Me? I liberated CROATIA!” *angry apple bite* i CAN’T I LOVE HIM

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW PARKER ISN’T A BRIDESMAID? HOW IS THAT DRESS FOOLING ANYONE

Hardison in love with Parker is so pure

… Okay but shouldn’t maria and blonde n’ bitchy know that Parker isn’t a bridesmaid? Wouldn’t the other bridesmaids know? Why does no one in the wedding party question ANYTHING?

HARDISON’S SCARF THOUGH

WHY IS HER MOTHER WEARING WHITE?? WHO WEARS WHITE TO A WEDDING WTF

MARIA MOSCONE DESERVES BETTER

SOPHIE FUCK OFF!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?? THIS ISN’T IMPORTANT SOPHIE!! SOPHIE STOP IT!! SOPHIE SHUT UP!

M A R I A M O S C O N E D E S E R V E S B E T T E R

The Butcher of Kiev is the best subplot of this episode but HOW THE FUCK DID THEY ALL KNOW HE AND ELIOT HAD A PAST

Sophie is so fucking annoying in this episode I hate her right now

THESE PEACHES AREN’T GONNA POACH THEMSELVES PARKER

OH MY GOD NATE SHUT UP

NATE SHUT UP

NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THIS NATE

SHUT THE FUCK UP NATE

THIS ISN’T ABOUT YOU NATE

“In my day, no one would do business at their daughter’s wedding” WELL THEN DON’T DO BUSINESS 

Parker’s face smushed against the glass is great

Ahh yes, you don’t get the money so you SHOOT THE BRIDE. Because THAT’s not gonna cause a scene and get you arrested. 

OK be honest is there anyone who was surprised by the wife being responsible? Bc I’m not

Eliot’s face is like “TFW the guy whose face you burned shows up at a wedding you’re supposed to be pretending to but actually are catering with a cleaver and backup and the overwhelming urge to kill you”

I know that’s super specific but that’s what it is

Parker’s really good at playing drunk

But also, why did they not question what she was doing behind the curtain

Like she just happened to appear after they were finished talking about VERY ILLEGAL THINGS and they aren’t at all suspicious?

Also, Parker using Hardison as a cover is just… I love it. 

You’re laughing. Eliot brought a whisk to a knife fight and you’re laughing. 

The saddest part is Eliot has any sort of cooking implement. You should be terrified right now

Okay so let me get this straight. A guy is StrANGLING you, you get your hands on a rolling pin, and your instinct isn’t, “hey, I can use this rolling pin to clobber him over the head,” the instinct is “Let me use this rolling pin to get my hands on the appetizers?” Like, yes, lemon juice, but also ROLLING PINS ARE HEAVY AND YOU COULD AT LEAST KNOCK THE GUY OUT

But no, let me shove fucking MUSHROOMS in his eyes because otherwise how else would we get the symmetry of the butcher yelling “IT BUUUURRRNNNNSS” both times he fights Eliot

And then he uses the fucking serving tray to bonk him on the head INSTEAD OF THE DUCKING ROLLING PIN

LIKE SERIOUSLY HAVE YOU EVER USED A ROLLING PIN AS A WEAPON

I’M NOT SAYING I HAVE BUT OUCH

Like, just… If I had a choice between being hit over the head with a thin sheet of metal or a log of wood with metal inside it, I’d pick the sheet, because at least that one has some give. 

“It’s the lemon juice” How does Eliot make that sound badass

“You just kill a guy with an appetizer?” How the FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW THAT??

WHY DOES NO ONE ASSUME A ROLLING PIN WOULD BE AN OKAY WEAPON

Or like LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE IN THAT KITCHEN. THERE ARE CAST IRON PANS IN THAT KITCHEN. Or just liek… regular pans. HAVE YOU EVER DROPPED A NONSTICK PAN ON YOUR FOOT? IT FUCKING HURTS?? WHY IS THE APPETIZER YOUR FIRST INSTINCT NATE

Also, he’s clearly not dead. What the fuck

“I don’t know, maybe” I KNOW AND tHE ANSWER IS NO YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN”T

...who honeymoons in Kansas? Is that a thing? 

They are a very cute couple i’ve gotta be honest

“Exactly what denomination are you reverend?” He isn’t

“You’re not Mary Poppins, youre a bitch” Okay pot. Okay. 

LITERALLY THAT FUCKING HANDBAG WOULD AHVE MADE A BETTER WEAPON THAN THE MUSHROOMS

How does Hardison remember all those numbers? He didn’t even hear a bunch of them, but he takes the book out so slowly? DOES HARDISON HAVE AN EIDETIC MEMORY? WHY IS THAT NOT A PLOT POINT MORE OFTEN

Like I’m just saying, someone tries to tell me their phone number more than 3-4 numbers at a time and I get confused. But hardison just… remembers

What happened to the cash? The daughter gets the fucking wedding present she DESERVES for putting up with her awful parents that’s what

Hardison appreciating Eliot’s cooking is EVERYTHING

“I left him five dollars for socks” Well everyone needs socks. 

Okay wait I just had a thought

If Nate isn’t an actual Reverend, is that marriage even legal? Does Nate just happen to also be a legally ordained minister? Did they have to get him an online ordainment? WhY did we not see that scene? WHAT IF HE’S NOT AND THEY AREN’T ACTUALLY MARRIED

And today on “I clearly think far too much about these things”

PARKER WIth KIDS IS EVERYTHING

Eliot cooking for his family I love it

ELIOT IN A TANK TOP I LOVE IT

Was Eliot’s arms the most important part of this scene? Probably not

Is it the only thing I care about? ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY

I”M A SIMPLE GIRL AND HE HAS VERY NICE ARMS OKAY

Final thoughts: 9/10. I love this episode so much guys. Points off because really who the fuck wears white to a wedding. I know that’s the point but its very off putting. Also for the bridesmaid dresses because they were ugly as sin. Actual point off for the wife secretly being awful. Very predictable, ew. Extra points for Chef!Eliot. Extra points for Eliot’s arms. Points off for Nate and Sophie being completely insufferable. Extra points for Parker being great in this episode. Points off for the FUCKING ROLLING PIN YES I’M STILL ANGRY DONT @ ME. Extra points for Eliot killing a man with an appetizer because it’s still funny. Extra points for no IYS or Sam references THANK THE FUCKING LORD. Or, at least, if there was, i didn’t notice, meaning it wasn’t egregious so whatever. So yeah, anyway I really fucking love this episode. 

IYS Count: 2/3

Sam Count: 2/3  AND WE ARE ALL BETTER OFF FOR IT

[harrywritingsbyme]

So it’s been a rough day for both of you. You’re in NYC of course cause that’s where u live- in an industrial apartment with ceiling to floor windows, exposed brick walls and stuff. You’re a lawyer and ur one badass one. So you come gone looking like this boss bitch in killer black stilettos and a black suit sporting a red lip. You’re usually the mess every lawyer is, but when you have to go to court, you look like a fucking boss. You got this innocent woman off the hook and got the dickbag put in jail for 45 years. Ur exhausted and u go to your room to find H in boxers under the white duvet covered up to his waist. He’s cuddling a pillow as he uses his phone. He shamelessly checks you out without a greeting and looks at his phone with a smirk. “I’ve never wanted to go to jail this much even though I’ve done nothing wrong.” Or he just smirks and says nothing at all cause his look says it all- “I wanna fuck toy but at the same time I want you to know that I’m the side piece not you.” Not like omg it’s Harry styles and his wife but omg it’s YN YLN and her husband.

So he’s in between your legs, his back against your chest and his head resting under your lips. You’d lost count of how many times you’d kissed him. Your hands just softly weaved through his flouncy, curly, really fucking silky hair. You didn’t talk much, the silence was enough. It was the occasional moment where he’d show you some really funny post though you could see the screen quite fine from over his shoulder. You didn’t because regardless of you two being married, you respected his privacy.

“H,” you say softly.

“Hmm?”

“I wanna do something,” you say resting your chin instead of lips on his head.

“Like what?”

“Something fun, but I don’t wanna get out of bed.”

“There’s only a few things we can do...” he said suggestively, not taking his eyes off his phone but you could feel him smirking against your palm.

“Sweet lord H, how horny are you?”

“Not even a bit, but it’s a different story around you.”

“Very funny,” your rolled your eye but couldn’t help the smirk on your lips.

“See

He got up a little and shifted to face you and press his chest against yours and put his arm around your waist and the other around your neck. “Whaddya wanna do?”

You really couldn’t help but admire his delicate features. His soft pouted plump pink lips, his gorgeous green eyes under his long eyelashes. His razor sharp cheekbones and that little dimple in his cheek. And then he kissed you softly. He pulled away to look at you for a second before saying, “there’s lipstick on me isn’t there.”

“Just a little,” you say as you cup his Cheek and brush your thumb against his lower lip, smudging the red shade all over it.

He was completely entranced. He knew you were a combination this Angel from heaven, a snack from a vending machine and a demon from hell. The last part he found out when he watched an episode of supernatural without you. But he was so lucky, so damn lucky. He just was. He loved every bit of you, from your gorgeous dark brown eyes that were like pools of honey in the sunlight, your sun kissed skin which turned gold in the light. Those gorgeous lips that only spoke sarcasm, sass, a lot of love and so much anger for justice. So much. He met you the first time when he was eighteen when he was filing a restrIning order against this fan who was stalking him continuously and the court was in session. The doors were open and he watched with a shocked look on his face as you completely demolished the defender and their witness with your quick wit. He knew that your sword (I made her Maria grace) was not your sharpest weapon, it was your tongue. And the second he met you, he was a mess. It wasn’t love on first sight which caused him to stutter and stumble over his words when he met you, but the fact that you were this scary, badass woman in a sharpass suit who wouldn’t take shit from anyone, especially a man. And Harry, being Harry can’t resist a badass woman. So he asked you out. You were eighteen, yes, and you were the youngest lawyer of the generation. Fighting cases left and right. You took the world by storm, and along with that, Harry’s heart. But it was steady, so he pressed his lips to yours again, and he cherished every second of it. The way your lips moved in sync with his, the softest moan that came from your throat when he bit your lip, and the moment you pulled away. His lips were smudged with the red lipstick.

You kissed him again and then said, “It looks better on you anyway.”

-🥃

okay so i’m definitely here for some baddest bitch of the land y/n...like rlly here for it!!! and i’m here for smitten husband harry. like this was so cute and hot and just amazing and yes...absolutely amazinggggg🥺🥵🥰✨

[sinsbymanka]

Okay, for character breakdowns, how about my girl Bethany Hawke?

Oh I LOVE Bethany. Here we go! Back on my “Break a Character Down” bullshit! Sorry for the wait friend <3 and thank you for the ask!

How I feel about this character

Bethany Hawke is a badass, as are all the Hawkes. I think she’s probably the most cunning and smartest of her siblings, but I also think she’s stuck in the role of “good child” with Hawke and Carver as the “problem” ones. This family dynamic, IMO, makes her more interesting rather than less. Because no matter how much Bethany or her family says she’s the good one - it’ll never make it true. She’s just a slightly different sort of walking disaster. 

Also. She’s extremely bisexual I don’t make the rules. Bethany Hawke is a baby bisexual with mom issues and I will fight on this hill. 

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Isabela - OKAY but Isabela is Bethany’s gay awakening. And I have loved fics where Bela is Bethany’s first girl crush and shows her the ropes. This is probably my favorite Bethany pair. 

Anders - this is a background pair in a fic written by @fasterpuddytat that I’m lowkey obsessed with. The fact that, no matter what, Bethany ends up dead or in a place Anders fled just makes this pairing deliciously angsty.

Nathaniel Howe - this was another background pair for a Varric/Hawke fic where Bethany was a grey warden. And it worked really well because they’re both “I should be noble but now I’m a grey warden” and also because I am poly trash I also very much like the idea of Nathaniel/Bethany/Anders. 

My non-romantic OTP for this character

I am weak for good sibling dynamics so I love Hawke family fics where everyone loves each other even if they don’t get along - so Hawke & Carver & Bethany are a good number one. 

My unpopular opinion about this character

Bethany’s “niceness” is a defense mechanism. She’s kind and compassionate - and I firmly believe that is a part of her character no matter what - but the niceness is not part of that. I think she’s very used to minimizing her wants and needs for her family and feeling like a burden, which makes me feel horrible for her. IMO, fandom focuses on sweet, nice Bethany and forgets that Grey Warden Bethany FINALLY gets a chance to be surly, pissed off, and ready to throw down. 

And those characteristics do not make Bethany less lovable. I think, in all honesty, it makes her more herself. Bethany needs to be free to be who she truly is. Circle Mage Bethany may be more palatable because society doesn’t like female anger, but Circle Mage Bethany is still hiding who she is. Grey Warden Bethany? That’s our bitch and I love her. 

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

I wanted her to team up with Anders and tear down the circle, start a revolution, help blow up the chantry. She’s very capable of it in an insidious kind of way that the templars would never have seen coming. It would have been very sexy and would have been a great way for Circle Mage Bethany to embrace her anger at the injustice she’s suffered the same way Grey Warden Bethany did. 

Anyway I’m doing these breakdowns again, if you want to send them. I’ve done so far:

Velanna

Bianca Davri

Maria Cadash

Varric Tethras

Solas

Branka

Bethany Hawke

On deck: 

Kenna Cadash