#maoist standard english

[iasirene]

This is one of my favorite top 10 tweets of all time

[kxantares]

Couple that meticulously avoids putting any sibilant fricatives or dorsal plosives in their children's names to protect them from the spectre of Maoist Standard English,

[michaelmyersfutacock]

i. don't think it knows what maoist standard english is.

[wiregrrrl]

THOUGHT COMPLETE MAZOVIST STANDARD REVACHOLIAN

Bonuses from the thought: -2 Rhetoric: Another KKKraKKKer down! +1 Esprit De Corps: I'm a KKKraKKKer... You have $$ucce$$fully deKKKoloni$$ed your $$peech and only $$peaKKK in Mazovi$$t $$tandard Revacholian.

You've thought about it long and hard. Really hard. About the bourgeoisie and the such. In the past week you have dedicated more of your life to Communism than the eternity that came before. After all this "scientific" pondering, you've come to realise there's more to this capitalism stuff than you first realised. Really. A lot more. You just thought communism was about killing the rich but this shit is crazy man, you had no idea. Capitalism is EVERYWHERE. The Coalition COLONISED Revachol, and the RCM was one of the tools they used. That's right, you're part of it. You are the leather-booted ham sandwich stomping on the proletariat. What sort of comrade are you? You don't just have to decolonise Revachol and the rest of the world. No, no. You need to decolonise YOURSELF first, and what better way to start than the way you talk. Get kkkrakkking kkkomrade.

[mithrifer]

Sie mvsst bemoan the loss of the delightfuel cap📏talist trEAT, granted vpon the eastern evropaean vassals by the lib-erator Bürgerreich.

see i would think the real tragedy is ukrainians dying in a war where no side actually cares about them. but apparently it's that they have lost the freedom of yankeeburger

[nyancrimew]

i actually write in american anarchist standard english which only really has three rules:

never capitalize country names (unless abbreviated)

em dashes are pretty cool

have fun and be yourself

[spaghettioverdose]

FORGET ABOUT SANTA CLAUS, THE PITIFUL COCA COLA MASCOT!

WE ARE BRINGING BACK ☭MOŞ GERILĂ☭, THE BARE-CHESTED ICON OF THE PROLETARIAT!

"But doesn't he get cold walking in the snow with his tiddies out?"

NO! THE BRIGHT RED STAR OF COMMUNISM KEEPS HIM WARM EVEN THROUGH THE HARSHEST WINTERS!

ENOUGH OF $ANTA CLAU$ AND HIS CAPITALIST CULTURAL HEGEMONY!

I have no intention of ever having children, but if I ever do YOU BEST BELIEVE MOŞ GERILĂ WILL BE THE ONE BRINGING THEM PRESENTS!

☭☭☭

[timetravellingkitty]

$oKKKiology or ᛋᛋociology

[28dayslater]

[otherobjects]

the elusive $75 facebook marketplace chairman mao bust

[kxantares]

Couple that meticulously avoids putting any sibilant fricatives or dorsal plosives in their children's names to protect them from the spectre of Maoist Standard English,

[despazito]

New one for the maoist standard english dictionary

[txttletale]

even glimpsing a fraction of the things democrats have said about gaza and latinos in the aftermath of the election is really making me want to become one of those maoist standard english guys. what a frothingly racist country

[kushblazer666]

lost dialect of maoist standard english

[hotvampireadjacent]

Chinese man shocks waiter by ordering in perfect white Maoist standard English

[maykitz]

i wish i still had the screenshot i took of someone typing "rethuglikkkcons" to add to the maoist standard english dictionary