#maoist standard english
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wiregrrrl · 10 months ago
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THOUGHT COMPLETE MAZOVIST STANDARD REVACHOLIAN
Bonuses from the thought: -2 Rhetoric: Another KKKraKKKer down! +1 Esprit De Corps: I'm a KKKraKKKer... You have $$ucce$$fully deKKKoloni$$ed your $$peech and only $$peaKKK in Mazovi$$t $$tandard Revacholian.
You've thought about it long and hard. Really hard. About the bourgeoisie and the such. In the past week you have dedicated more of your life to Communism than the eternity that came before. After all this "scientific" pondering, you've come to realise there's more to this capitalism stuff than you first realised. Really. A lot more. You just thought communism was about killing the rich but this shit is crazy man, you had no idea. Capitalism is EVERYWHERE. The Coalition COLONISED Revachol, and the RCM was one of the tools they used. That's right, you're part of it. You are the leather-booted ham sandwich stomping on the proletariat. What sort of comrade are you? You don't just have to decolonise Revachol and the rest of the world. No, no. You need to decolonise YOURSELF first, and what better way to start than the way you talk. Get kkkrakkking kkkomrade.
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kxantares · 5 days ago
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Couple that meticulously avoids putting any sibilant fricatives or dorsal plosives in their children's names to protect them from the spectre of Maoist Standard English,
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michaelmyersfutacock · 16 days ago
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i. don't think it knows what maoist standard english is.
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nyancrimew · 5 months ago
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i actually write in american anarchist standard english which only really has three rules:
never capitalize country names (unless abbreviated)
em dashes are pretty cool
have fun and be yourself
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spaghettioverdose · 22 days ago
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FORGET ABOUT SANTA CLAUS, THE PITIFUL COCA COLA MASCOT!
WE ARE BRINGING BACK ☭MOŞ GERILĂ☭, THE BARE-CHESTED ICON OF THE PROLETARIAT!
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"But doesn't he get cold walking in the snow with his tiddies out?"
NO! THE BRIGHT RED STAR OF COMMUNISM KEEPS HIM WARM EVEN THROUGH THE HARSHEST WINTERS!
ENOUGH OF $ANTA CLAU$ AND HIS CAPITALIST CULTURAL HEGEMONY!
I have no intention of ever having children, but if I ever do YOU BEST BELIEVE MOŞ GERILĂ WILL BE THE ONE BRINGING THEM PRESENTS!
☭☭☭
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28dayslater · 2 months ago
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otherobjects · 8 months ago
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the elusive $75 facebook marketplace chairman mao bust
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catgirltoes · 18 days ago
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This is a post about transmisogyny, which is notably not absent from liberals.
Kindly stay on topic.
I don't think I've seen anyone talk about how transfems are pretty much entirely barred from working in childcare.
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despazito · 19 days ago
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New one for the maoist standard english dictionary
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txttletale · 1 month ago
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even glimpsing a fraction of the things democrats have said about gaza and latinos in the aftermath of the election is really making me want to become one of those maoist standard english guys. what a frothingly racist country
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kushblazer666 · 1 year ago
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lost dialect of maoist standard english
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kxantares · 5 days ago
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Couple that meticulously avoids putting any sibilant fricatives or dorsal plosives in their children's names to protect them from the spectre of Maoist Standard English,
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thyrell · 11 months ago
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"israhell" "isntreal" the threat of maoist standard english is ever present and still rising
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recreationaldivorce · 9 months ago
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and of course the teKKK bros are already being sinophobic about it
given that it's almost certain that the person who introduced the xz backdoor is using a fake identity, really does make me think that they probably deliberately chose a chinese name as a false flag. i feel like if the compromised dev was actually chinese, knowing that they have a largely western audience, they probably wouldve chosen a more european name to do this under? idk
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transmutationisms · 9 days ago
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sorry but capitalising the word mad is like the antipsych equivalent of maoist standard english to me
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revindicatedbyhistory · 10 months ago
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reading the condition of the working class in england has convinced me if engels lived in the present day he would use maoist standard english and talk about unlimited genocide on the first world
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