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[glazma12]

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[allwaswell16]

[4 pics, 4 quotes, 4 iconic 1D fics]

Iconic fics by ...

- p h d m a m a -

[1]

“Mom, he’s the only man I’ve ever loved. I’m not sure I can love anyone else the way I loved him, and no one has ever loved me better, at least, not while it was good.”

“No one’s ever hurt you that badly either, Harry,” his mother reminds him gently.

“I know. But when it was good, it was really good. I know we were young, but it was true love, Mom. It was real. And maybe, it could be that way again.”

“Kintsugi,” says Greg from the doorway, where he’s holding the squirming puppy.

All three heads in the kitchen whip around to look at him.

“What?” asks Gemma, getting up to grab the pup and give him a kiss.

“Kintsugi, it’s a traditional Japanese art form. When a piece of pottery was broken, they’d repair it with gold, to make something beautiful out of the broken pieces.” He shrugs. “Sounds like what Harry’s talking about.”

[2]

“Manscaping, you bloom ‘em, we groom ‘em. How can I help you?”

“Oh, uh,” Harry stutters, caught completely off-guard. “Oh shit, sorry, I was expecting a voicemail.”

“Well, you caught me between clients, man. How can I help? Got some hedges running wild?”

Oh my. Harry hadn’t expected that the groomer would be quite so...straight forward, but he supposes that when you’re in the business, you become very comfortable with tackling things head on, as it were.

“Uh yeah, very unruly,” he says ruefully, picturing the disaster scene he’d scrubbed down that morning.

“Is this an emergency?” The voice asks, “Like, the in-laws coming tomorrow sort of thing?”

Harry frowns. “Oh no, nothing like that,” he says finally, wondering what sort of marital relationship this gentleman has. “I’m just, you know, getting back out on the scene, want everything to be nice and neat.”

“Of course,” the voice says approvingly, “Don’t we all.”

[3]

“That’s a beautiful wand, Harry,” Liam chimes in and Harry flushes.

He’d seen Liam’s wand earlier, and it’s as magnificent as Zayn’s, made of teak, Liam had mentioned, inlaid with a mother-of-pearl floral motif, and with a huge, grass-green, clear emerald at the tip. Harry fears his own serviceable carved oak pales in comparison, but smiles his thanks.

“It’s served me well over the years,” he says, “I got it all polished up for the trip.”

He hears Louis choke on his wine a little, who then says, “Oh, really? Got it all polished, nice and special?”

Harry frowns, “Yeah, there’s a guy in Harvard Square I go to, he always does a good job,” and when Louis snickers into his drink, Harry realizes what he’s insinuating.

“Really? Wand polishing jokes? What are you, twelve?” And with that, the entire table, minus Harry, bursts out laughing while Harry sulks into his wine.

[4]

He mindlessly clicks through, sending friend requests to Zayn’s dad and sister, Liam’s mom, Cal’s mom (who’s known him since he was in diapers), and Mrs. Anderson, his old music teacher from middle school. Then the profile of a guy named Ed Twist pops up. Louis frowns, staring at the ceiling, wondering who this is. He assumes they’ve got some sort of connection, otherwise Facebook wouldn’t have offered him to Louis, and with a name like that, he’s probably an old dude. Maybe he’s a friend of Mrs. Anderson? His profile is pretty locked down, when Louis goes to look, all his photos are on private. The guy’s profile picture is of a henna tattooed hand playing the guitar, his banner is a rainbow flag, and there are a few generic posts supporting liberal causes. Huh. So maybe he’s gay, maybe he’s into music, and apparently he’s a liberal. Louis likes all those things, being gay and making music and supporting liberal causes, so without overthinking it, he clicks the “send a friend request” button.

Answers below...

[1] Feels Like Coming Home

The last thing Harry Styles expects when he's hanging out at the Someday Cafe in Somerville one rainy October day is for his ex, Louis Tomlinson to walk through the door, but that's exactly what happens. After a spectacularly ugly break-up three years prior, Harry hasn't heard one word from Louis, and he's moved on. Gotten over him. But having Louis back in his life, not to mention working at the restaurant where he's a chef, isn't easy, and the feelings that Harry thought he'd left turn out to be not so easily forgotten.

This is a story about love and the power of forgiveness, and how the hard choices we make define us, and change our lives.

[2] On the Go

From this post because I could not resist:

ok so i saw a truck today and i thought it said MANSCAPE but it actually said MAINSCAPE and it was a landscaping company. but then i thought LARRY AU. where louis owns a landscaping company called MANSCAPE and harry thinks it’s some sort of in-home pubic hair grooming company, so he calls to make an appointment, there’s some discussion of whether he wants his bushes trimmed as well, and then when it’s time for the appointment, harry’s like half-naked waiting around in a robe or something and louis shows up with lawnmowers. 

[3] It's a Better Place (Since You Came Along)

When Harry Styles, a mid-level talent, Finder, and small business owner, sets off on the vacation of a lifetime with his best friend, Niall Horan, he has no idea the changes his life will undergo over the next nine days. He's got it all planned - there's going to be shore excursions, lounging by the pool on the deck of the luxurious cruise ship, not to mention margaritas. What he does not plan for are the new friends, new bonds, or the mystery from his past that comes back to haunt him, and he certainly hasn't planned for Louis.

[4] Friend Request

This was written for Kassio as a pinch hit for the HL Summer Exchange, from the prompt: " Louis is bored on Facebook and in the “People you may know” suggestions, he sees the name Harry Styles. The profile picture doesn't show the person. He thinks it's an old family friend who he misses – maybe a middle-aged or elderly former neighbor or babysitter who he was fond of as a child - and sends a friend request. Turns out it's not old man Harry from their old neighborhood, it's hot young Harry (who he's never met before) who accepts his friend request..."

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[theharrowing]

Headcanons are supremely exciting! Thank you!!!!

While I am a total Tannie body hair enthusiast... what do you think the manscaping situation is for our dear OT7?

oh boy, oh boy, anon!!! 😂

the way i cackled like a witch when i first read this. i am also a body hair enthusiast!!! i don't think this one requires preamble or explanation; let's dive in! this is not smutty but it is also not fully sfw!

how the members tend to their pube gardens:

Namjoon: a very valiant attempt is made using a beard trimmer, but there are always long hairs sticking out around the base of his junk. shaving all the way to the skin is time-consuming, and frankly, he is self-aware enough to know his own clumsiness could be his downfall, so he always leaves a very short, somewhat messy bush, and is content with it.

Seokjin: the man is not a fan of his own body hair, and he certainly does not want you to see it. Seokjin is a regular at a very discrete waxing spot. he even blushes when the workers--who see body hair for a living--have to witness any growth, and he feels shy the entire time. they service the front and the back for him, and he tips generously.

Yoongi: depending on how Yoongi is feeling, he might trim, shave, or let it stay wild and free. whatever stage of hairiness he may be at, there will be some factoid to back it up, such as not wanting to shave because he read statistics about the risk of getting an ingrown hair, etc.

Hoseok: a trimmer but not a shaver, Hoseok likes to keep everything tidy but is absolutely terrified of the pain that could come with getting waxed and has no intention of using a razor at home.

Jimin: our Jimin got his pubes laser-removed years ago. his bottom is smooth as a baby's bottom.

Taehyung: not the type to conform to silly standards of beauty, Taehyung lets his bush stay wild and free, and he is quite proud of it.

Jungkook: our Jungkook has an 8-step process that involves several tools, and while he likes to keep just a thin layer of hair for aesthetic purposes--and to hold onto a little of his natural musk--he does a very tight, tidy job. his butthole gets waxed, though, and he loves it.

find more headcanons in my master list!

[anhed-nia]

Occasionally I have something very rude to say about an actor's appearance--I mean, I often do, but I have learned not to instantly broadcast it all the time--but it's rarely a comment on the actor as a person. My question is almost always, "What is the movie/filmmaker trying to convey to me, and is this actor the right symbol for that meaning?" A good example is:

One time I was at a Q&A after a screening, and the director and I got into a discussion about one of his influences, Lucio Fulci's HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY. And unfortunately I don't remember what point I was trying to make anymore, but I started talking about how this movie stars the ugliest child actor in the world. I swear to god this was in the service of something, it might have really been about how he contributes to how unseemly the movie is because the semiotics are so weird. I understand that this actor is a nice person who people like so I guess I feel a little bit bad, but this is the character my husband calls The Child Bob (and so do I, now):

These are maybe not the most representative images, but I think he looks a lot like Klaus Kinski. So I started saying this, about how much The Child Bob's appearance affects the impact of the movie, and this hippie in front of me turned around and started crying out "Don't say that! That's terrible! That's a real human being!" And my thing was, it kind of is and it kind of isn't! Like yes, that's a real human actor, but we're not doing neorealism here. Lucio Fulci is not here to disrupt normative beauty standards. HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY is a kind of archetypal fairy tale where The Child Bob has to represent the platonic ideal "adorable child in peril", and if he looks like Klaus Kinski to me, then it interferes with that reading.

What I wish I said to the guy was: "Look, to the average person I'm probably a 6 on a good day and a 4 on most days. That doesn't mean I'm an unworthy human being. But if Paul Verhoeven had cast me in BASIC INSTINCT, a movie about a woman whose appearance gives her total control over other people's lives and deaths, you would find that very confusing!"

I think part of the problem is that most people are not aware of how directly they correlate beauty with worth. So if someone gets called ugly, they don't interrogate the nature of the judgment; they go straight to "EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL IN THEIR OWN WAY" as if ugliness is a fucking death sentence. Which I find much more disturbing than ugliness itself.

So anyway, the reason I'm even thinking about this is that I decided to watch The Mayfair Witches, which is fairly silly although I like Alexandra Daddario and I LOVE Beth Grant. But I have a real problem with the demon Lasher, who is supposed to be like the ultimate panty-dropping seducer in the universe, and he's just so...not that. He's not even interesting to look at, he's just this:

I have since learned that the actor himself is a lot better looking without the bad clothes and the clumpy hair and the crummy stage makeup and manscaping. But that just underlines the fact that this is the look they deliberately went with, for Ultimate Irresistible Incubus. And to make it all much funnier, in the first episode he does this whole "I am legion" thing where he morphs through all these different faces of all colors and genders, and it's like, THIS is what he went with? Maybe he's just keying on the chick's fantasies and she's just not very imaginative or self-confident. Her deepest fantasy is like, "Well...this is probably about the best I could do." She doesn't want to be unrealistic, that's just a recipe for disappointment!

Maybe there's something to be said for a story about a demon that pings on your safest, most mundane desires. And with nothing more to say, I will leave you with this picture of Jack Huston and Beth Grant that I find really very funny. The End.

[roskvawinther]

This is also a large part of what happened with Rooster Teeth, who after 21 years was completely shut down by Warner Bros this year.

They were doing super well, by like 2018 or so they talked about having like 450 employees, they were working out of huge film studios, they were making tons of new shows. But al of issues happened, that drew away people watching.

Controversies, yearly. First a member of their gaming youtube channel Achievement Hunter leaves due to massive amounts of racist comments she was getting and the bosses just telling her to suck it up. Then they get a ton of Glassdoor reviews about mistreatment of animation staff. Then another AH member leaves because of the same racist comments that higher ups told her to just get used to. Then a member of AH is outed as a literal rapist. Then a trans member leaves after 10 years, going public about homophobic and transphobic treatment from coworkers, lack of payment for years of work, overworking, all sorts of awful shit. An animator talked about being bullied severely by members of the on screen talent who had become higher up department heads purely because they'd been at the company since it was at like 20 people.

Lack in quality! Everything just saw a huge dip in quality. Their flagship show Red vs Blue was taken over by someone who had never written or directed a story driven show before, a highly hyped up animated series was essentially a flash animated kids cartoon due to the head of animation funneling all the funding into his pet project mech anime starring Michael B Jordan and David Tennant that ended up being a boring spectacle with nothing to say. Lets plays turned into nothing but scream fests as they tried to fill every second with forced jokes. Fans had been talking about the dip in quality for years, but the people making everything brushed it off and told the fans to stop being "armchair ceo's". Not only this, the website also kept getting worse, as they kept implementing updates no one liked.

Rising prices. The "FIRST" program, originally called the Sponsor program, was their long running highly successful subscription service, where you paid monthly or yearly, and got to use the website without ads, watch videos without ads, and got a TON of exclusive content which free members didnt get. This worked amazingly for a long time, until they started raising the price, every year or so since like 2016, they'd raise the price of the membership by like 1-5 dollars, which really ads up after 8 years. They also started taking shows that had been free before, and putting them on HBO Max. So Genlock and other shows were now exclusively streamed on HBO, so not even first members could watch them, the people actually funding the company.

Copious amounts of ads. A good 10 minutes of every hour of content was dedicated to ads. HelloTushy, Audible, Manscaped, Dollar Shave Club, MVMT Watches, Better Help, every single silicon valley start up scam was given more and more time on every single show and podcast they made, and for a loooooong time, you couldn't get out of watching these ads, as they didn't make first member versions of their podcasts or videos without the ad reads.

All of this really added up. At some point, a majority of the fanbase that had been in the millions, who resulted in every new minecraft letsplay or whatever having over a million views on youtube in 24 hours since release, all left. Suddenly the same types of videos couldn't breach 30,000 views in a MONTH.

The entire fanbase just went "Okay, I've supported these creators for 20 years now. I've paid a monthly subscription for over a decade. Do I really want another depressing scandal, another subscription price hike, another shitty game show with 15 minutes of advertisements in the one hour it runs, or do I just delete my account, unsubscribe, delete the app, and find something else to spend my little free time on?"

And unsurprisingly, everyone left, and Warner Bros shut them down 6 months ago.

Really good Twitter thread originally about Elon Musk and Twitter, but also applies to Netflix and a lot of other corporations.

Full thread. Text transcription under cut.

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[leucrotta]

Werewolf Watch - #2

I had a little difficulty selecting the film for this week’s review. My first pick turned out to be a Beowulf retelling (an obvious occupational hazard here), and the second had a title that I ultimately decided wasn’t respectful to talk about. In short, it was the name of a Native American concept that’s been pretty badly appropriated already, especially in recent years, and especially in online spaces. No need for me to make that worse. Perhaps including every werewolf or werewolf-adjacent movie I found wasn’t the best idea, but that’s what second thoughts are for. Second thoughts and third tries, which ultimately handed me...

BEAST: A MONSTER AMONG MEN

I’m realizing that there being little information about a film is probably going to be a running theme with Werewolf Watch. As much of the viewing list is made up of indie films, this shouldn’t have been a surprise. Beast is naturally among these, with nearly all of its cast and crew being unknowns who don’t even have headshots on IMDB, much less a long list of credits. (This causes a somewhat amusing moment when a synopsis spoils the film’s villain by the actor’s name. Which, of course, means absolutely nothing to me.) The sole exception is its director, one Mike Lenzini, at the helm of such classics as Manscaping, Extraterrestrial Encounters: The Greys, and Alien Apocalypse: Could Humanity Survive? At least we’re in the right genre. (Okay, perhaps not that first one.) Once again, I have no idea what to expect. Scream of the Wolf had bad reviews, as does Beast, but that first one was alright. Maybe Mr. Lenzini can surprise me once again?

Or maybe not. The premise seems to be a fairly straightforward “cabin in the woods”-type slasher, with five vacationing bros, and what must be a werewolf in the killer role. (We can only hope.) But is the titular Beast one of the vacationers themselves? Only time will tell...

(Please be aware that this review WILL contain spoilers!

TWs for this review include (very brief) mentions of SA and suicide.)

The Plot

The film opens with five guys (sadly no burgers nor fries) driving in a car, playing “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon”, and doing a pretty bad job of it. This is infinitely irritating to one character, who we will later find out is named Mike. The others, for the most part, don’t distinguish themselves, except for one guy, who broods against the rear window, glowering in his black hoodie. Honestly, it’s kind of funny, and it gets even funnier when the movie stops to let all of the other characters stare collectively at the brooding guy until the scene abruptly ends.

At a gas station, because every horror movie about a drive must include a scene with one, we discover that Brooding Guy isn’t friends with the others, except for the driver. They used to be friends. The oldest of friends. Maybe. The dialogue is very confusing. All that’s clear is that Mike hates Brooding Guy, and the feeling is very mutual. On we go, into the obligatory driving montage. It’s here where the driver, whose name is Bill, informs the others that they will be staying at a cabin with no internet or cell service. For some reason, none of them knew where they were going before they got into what is later revealed to be a six hour car ride. The musical accompaniment for the drive is quite awful, and sounds like a cross between a bad Nine Inch Nails cover band and every 90s PS1 car racing video game soundtrack.

Let’s take just a second to establish the main cast, as things do get a bit confusing later, and the movie isn’t doing anything interesting right now anyway. We have the driver, Bill, who is boring; the passenger seat rider, Mike, who is rude and likes to toss out random slurs; Brooding Guy, aka Eli; a character that I assume is meant to be the comedic relief, Sean; and finally, awkward guy Chris. Mike and Eli get into a bit of a (one-sided) spat, which the music thinks I should be sad about. This means more knock-off NIN beats. The movie has gotten so boring at this point that even the characters are falling asleep. I nearly turn the film off, but decide it’s not far in enough to give up.

[Narrator Voice: Leu would later regret this.]

Finally, we’re at the cabin. It looks just like every other tourist rental in the Smokies, though I don’t actually know where this was filmed. After a quick and pointless tour by Mike (have to get our money’s worth out of this location), the boys settle down to make some weenies over the campfire, and of course, to slap each other with them.

Quietly, loner Eli goes to the truck by himself. He snatches the keys on his way, sneaking. From the truck, he withdraws a huge knife. Which he brings back to the fire so he can… cut his hot dogs. Sure. After an insult from Mike, he wanders off alone into the woods, followed by Bill (who is, remember, his only actual friend here). As he searches for Eli, Bill hears an ominous growl.

We cut back to Mike, Sean, and Chris, now playing “fuck, marry, kill” with female celebrities. Stay classy, boys. Not long (and certainly not long enough) into their banter, they are interrupted by an unearthly scream from the woods. Anyone with any experience among the wilderness will probably recognize this sound as a male elk’s bugle. In the context of the film, however, I have no idea what it’s supposed to be. A wolf howl?

After huddling close to the cabin in fear, the boys decide to go look for their friend (and his friend). With the keys still in Eli’s pocket, they are forced to go on foot. I, the viewer, resign myself to many, many shots of people vaguely stumbling through the dark woods. Case in point:

Yeah. There's supposed to be three people in that shot.

It’s from this point on that things just sort of… happen, one after another. Following some confusing dialogue (“where did the sound come from?” “I’m not sure, but I’m pretty sure it was this way”) one of the boy’s trips over a mangled corpse- oh no, it’s Bill! Now comes the first of many, many (MANY) arguments: did Eli do this? (Mike sure thinks so.) Was there really a girl screaming? What do they do now? Ultimately they decide it’s a good idea to carry Bill’s dead body around the forest in the dark, now lost. Seems like a smart course of action.

The boys stumble upon a camp. Mike sneaks up to the tent, wherein a truly pointless sex scene is taking place. He watches like a creep.

He then wakes everyone up, tells them the situation, and for some reason gets them involved. The new characters, whose names I am not going to bother remembering, consist of four people- though there used to be six. Two are missing, and we will never find out what happened to them. Which is fine, because as soon as the new group of seven (plus Bill’s dead body) hears another elk bugle mysterious scream, the two girls decide that their missing friends are dead, and immediately begin to mourn them. The film continues with even more people now wandering aimlessly in the dark. Bill’s body has vanished without note. The movie is getting bored with itself again, relentlessly showing us images of the full moon.

At some point (I’ll be honest, I missed how it started) the newer characters (group B) begin to fight with the original three (group A). At some other point during this, one of the newer characters goes missing. You can see why I didn’t bother to learn their names. There’s more arguing, and I’m not even sure what they ultimately decide, because I zoned out. Apparently they decided that the two groups should go their separate ways again, making this entire plot thread pointless.

There’s even more arguing. An actual human scream, followed by… I’m not sure if those are gunshots, or just the soundtrack being irritating again. One of the girls from group B runs into the arms of group A. She is traumatized by something. There’s more arguing and once again, I consider ending the movie, but at this point, we’re fairly close to the end. (Yes, really.)

[Leu will once again regret this choice.]

The boys somehow find the body of one of group B’s men, and take his keys. Mike tries to snap the traumatized girl out of her panic, but in doing so knocks her over onto a rock, which kills her. This takes forever.

Is it so much to ask that this movie just give me the werewolf? How much time do we really even have, here?

Thanks, Mike. Let’s move on.

After some discussion, it turns out that Eli might be the killer, and for a reason. These are my exact notes as I watched:

“turns out Eli might be doing this because his sister killed herself and I’m going to guess it right now, it’s because Mike assaulted her”

Surprise surprise, I was right. Although I didn’t guess that Sean apparently helped. Chris, now the only living non-garbage person, (except perhaps Eli,) is reasonably angry, and stalks off. Sean runs after him, leaving Mike alone. It’s at this moment that I realize what’s truly happening here. Happening again, rather. Because this is about to be the second time. The second time in Werewolf Watch (which, I just want to note, has only had two posts so far) that I review a werewolf movie with no werewolf in it.

I can’t believe this. Suckered again. I become almost as reasonably angry as Chris, whose admonishment of Sean is correct, even though the acting is still bad.

Blah blah blah, the two stumble upon where Bill’s body was, but it’s been dragged off. Sean goes to touch the blood and… something??? happens??? Mike wanders alone, in the dark night of the soul, or whatever. He finds the car that he has the keys to, and the movie tries desperately to wake up the audience with a car alarm. It does not work. Mike drives away into the sunrise. Somehow, the movie isn’t over yet.

Mike stops at a lake and gets out for some reason, acting like he’s about to puke as he stumbles around in the dust. He has discovered all of the bodies, piled in one spot. Sean is among them, but Chris is absent. Mike continues to stumble off into the woods. Eli appears. With a knife. Mike bigfoot-walks into frame. (Oh how I regret using those words now.) Eli looks high af.

Mike sees the knife and runs screaming at Eli.

Eli… IS IMMEDIATELY KILLED BY BIGFOOT????

I AM SCREAMING. CHOKING. DYING.

THIS IS INCREDIBLE. I HATE IT SO MUCH. PLEASE HELP ME I AM IN HELLLLLLL!!!!!

The Review

Well. Now that I’ve had a chance to collect myself, let’s just say that this movie did, in fact, surprise me. Unlike with Scream of the Wolf, this surprise was not so pleasant.

To be fair, I did laugh. I laughed so hard, in fact, that I choked. I don’t know if it was out of sheer absurdity or actual humor, if there’s even any actual humor to be derived here. I replayed the last few seconds of the film about three times, then sat for a while with my hands on my face. I know this is used often as hyperbole, but what did I just watch???

Not only is Beast: A Monster Among Men not a werewolf movie, but it’s not even a good movie at all. The acting is bad (except oddly enough for Mike), the music is bad, the pacing is abysmal, the story is nonsense, there are so many shots of people stumbling around in the dark, and even more scenes of people arguing. Constant arguing! All that lack of build up, all those shots of the full moon, those howling and growling sounds, the title, and for what! For the film to pull the rug out from under us in the last few moments, and become a bigfoot movie??? Listen, I’m not crazy. Look at this title card/poster again:

LOOK AT IT. WHAT PART OF THAT SAYS BIGFOOT AND NOT WEREWOLF??? WHAT PART, MR. LENZINI????

I give this movie a 1 out of 10.

Werewolf Effects

I don’t want to talk about it.

Werewolf Lore

Final Thoughts

Don’t watch this movie, for the love of all that you hold sacred. It will put you to sleep until the car alarm part, and then you’ll wake up just in time to see BIGFOOT ruin the movie. That was already not good.

At this point, I’m wondering if I should rename this post series “Werewolfless Watch”. Should I start screening movies ahead of time, looking up spoilers to make sure there are, in fact, werewolves? I don’t want to ruin my experience, but when will this madness end?

(Did I forget to mention that this movie had the gall to have an after-credits scene? That was just bigfoot walking around? No? Well it did. I hate you, Mr. Lenzini.)

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Byron Bay guys bare all for 10th anniversary Manscapes calendar

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Byron Bay guys bare all for 10th anniversary Manscapes calendar

Another crop of gorgeous men have bared all in beautiful Byron Bay for the 10th Manscapes calendar by northern New South Wales artist John Bortolin.

This year is the 10th anniversary of the Northern Rivers photographer’s annual Manscapes calendar.

For the last decade, John has shot the calendars, which blends the incredible regional Australian landscapes with male nude photography.

John Bortolin creates the calendar each year to raise money for men’s mental health, a cause he chose in honour of friends he’s sadly lost to suicide.

To celebrate Manscapes‘ 10th anniversary, this year there are three Manscapes calendars – featuring cover boys Vicktor, Dave and Brodie – with over a dozen full-frontal shots in each one.

“Most of the men that model for Manscapes are non-professional models that live around the Byron Bay region and its surrounding towns,” John says.

John donates a portion of the sales of every calendar to ACON’s mental health and support services.

“The work this fabulous organisation does is so important and very close to my heart,” he said.

You can get the new calendars at Manscapes.com.au. Check out some of John’s amazing shots of the Northern Rivers men – with their clothes on – below.

Vicktor

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Dave

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Jason

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Brodie

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Dan

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Matti

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Jase

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Dex

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Men's Grooming Salons:

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