Absolutely poetic that AK #11 is playing her revenge retirement match on 11/11 with a team that finished dead last last year
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We have all talked about Hob having a thing for goth twinks, but have we considered Dream creating wet dreams that look just like Hob?
Like, every time he gets thirsty for Hob, bam! Another wet-dream!Hob. We have a 1389 mercenary Hob, a 1489 Hob with ink-stained fingers, all up to a 2022 Professor Gadling. But that's not all! Because Dream also has an Ancient Greek Hob in a chiton (inspired by 2022 Hob cheekily calling him "Lord Morpheus," like ONE TIME), a Hob in fishnet stockings, garter belt, and a leather corset with his tits out (inspired by one of Hob's random dreams where he's poledancing in high heels)--there's just, there's a lot, okay.
And, like, Dream can't even send the wet-dream!Hobs out to do their jobs because he gets jealous. So now Dream has a harem--I mean, beg your pardon, Dream has a very respectable group of wet-dream!Hobs in the Dreaming who are increasingly feeling useless and, dare I say it, desperate to please their Creator.
I don't know where exactly I'm going with this, but I'm sure it's in a very spicy direction.
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I watched some of "A New Wish," and I can now say with informed confidence that it's pretty 'ight and nothing will replace Timmy in my heart.
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i finally understand Brandon Sandersons plight because every time I try to add the gay sex to my own writing I also accidentally just add blood and violence instead. I get it.
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Winning a contest would solve a lot of my problems tbh. Not only do I get money, I'll also finally have something nice to put on my resume
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*Drops this into your hands outta nowhere*
Lol so this was inspired by a conversation with my friend when sharing some fanart about the Tumblr sexyman poll (specifically the ones that also involves the queen-)
In which I started calling this duo 'Partners in crimeβ’' and they also wholly supported my idea and was also the one who came up with the idea of Sans and Reigen wearing matching suits while doing missions together like they're in some kind of secret organisation- (meanwhile I just added the sunglasses lol)
And so this duo/au was born and I shall dubbed it... The 'Partners in crime' duo/au
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*gripping the edge of my desk* it takes five seconds to open my saved job searches and maybe one whole minute to edit the three company-name-mentions in my cover letter to export and submit a job application. I can fucking do this.
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