#manU

[inksplit]

[oraltraditionfiction]

We listen and we don’t judge | MM7

Mason Mount x f! reader (fluff)

Summary: you and Mason do the 'we listen and we don't judge' challenge

Word Count: 370 word, short little blurb <3

Authors Note: tbh not tiktok people but we thought this was a cute prompt. this is my first fic ever, pls enjoy! -🦷

You set your phone up on the bathroom counter while Mason adjusts his hair in the mirror.

“What are we doing again,” he mumbles, distracted by a patch of spiky hair. 

“The we listen and we don’t judge thing,” you say as you adjust the phone, “people have been requesting it in my comments for weeks.” He nods, turning to kiss your cheek as you press record. 

“We listen and we don’t judge,” You clasp your hands together. “Mase, we have to say it together!”

He throws his hands up, breaking into a small smile. You turn back to the camera, “Okay, I’ll go first.” 

You turn to the camera and whisper conspiratorially, “Sometimes, when you’re at physio, I let the puppy on the couch.” He breaks into laughter, the two of you just barely managing to choke out “We listen and we don’t judge.”

Mason clears his throat and tries to supress a smile, “Sometimes instead of separating the laundry, I throw it all in at once.”

“Is that why my socks are pink?” You say in fake indignation. 

“We listen and we don’t judge,” the two of you chorus. Trying to remain composed, you choke out, “Sometimes when you talk about golf, I think about what we’re eating for dinner instead.” 

He turns to you with an overexaggerated pout, pausing to think for a moment. He turns away from you sheepishly, “One time while I was putting the dishes away, I broke two of your wine glasses and never told you.” 

Your eyes widen and you turn towards him, “You told me they were at the back of the cabinet!” 

“I’ll replace them eventually!” He protests, trying to wrap an arm around you. Looking at him with fake annoyance, you spit out, “Sometimes I eat in the bed when you aren’t home.”

At this, he looks at you horrified, “Babe, that’s disgusting…” You turn and hide your face. He takes this chance to say, “Sometimes after I put on my shoes and I forget something, I walk through the house with them on.” You whip your head around, your jaw dropped, “Mase!” 

The two of you break out laughing, his arms wrapping around you, the video long forgotten.

[fabioquartararhoe]

[literalite]

hi!! here's the long promised simdump- i'm sorry that it took me basically an entire year to get to it but i hope it's worth the wait... also thank u guys for 10k :') erm i'm rounding down by a bit bcos i gave up on getting rid of bots a while back but even then its still a crazy number. love u!!

some of these sims have appeared in mine or other people's posts before, but i don't have very strong headcanons or opinions about any of them. you can do whatever you want!

you can alter their names/traits/cosmetics however you wish, although please don't mess with their skintones/body type/gender

all cc belongs to the original creators- however i have enabled a few things for both frames (specifically the eyelashes)

tag me if you use them! i love seeing my little guys in other ppls games

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[phantom-evil]

[•Rec] — 2007, dir. Jaume Balagueró; Paco Plaza

[cestmoimm]

that one neuller pic 🫶🏻

[bellybiologist]

These are some doodles i've been sitting on for a couple months. In the Urban Fantasy(ish) D&D setting that I run for friends, I reused one of my old fire-eater D&D OCs, Manu, as an NPC... as I am wont to do since I put him in almost every game setting we play at some point. :P

In this iteration he's a father to a son named Kai, and works in construction in the city.

I appropriately call this this iteration "Fat Dad Manu."

[samkerrworshipper]

this might just be the best video i’ve seen today

[euthymiya]

riv, consider this — ayato having a cute mole on his dick, too.

MANNNUUUUUUUUUU. Ugh. My god.

The first time you notice it you’re just so obsessed, too. And he’s so impatient. He just wants you to take him down your throat but you’re too busy admiring the cute little mole right under his tip.

“You have the cutest little mole,” you gasp, stroking over it with your thumb. He stiffens, shuddering under your touch as he clenches his jaw.

“I’m flattered, my dear. Now, if you would, please don’t tease—”

“How precious,” you hum, pressing a tender kiss to the mark, pulling a soft grunt from him as he throws his head back and exhales a shaky breath.

“Darling, I’m exceedingly overjoyed you think so, but—”

“Such a pretty little mark to match a pretty husband such as mine,” you grin. It’s sweet, innocent.

Ayato isn’t fooled—he can see the devious glint in your eye under it all. You’re enjoying the way he’s squirming under your teasing, delicate touch. So careful only to graze against his mole and nothing else.

“Your cruelty knows no bounds, my love,” he breathes. His hand grabs the back of your neck, pulling you closer to his cock before the thick, leaking tip grazes your lips. “Show your husband some mercy.”

[oraltraditionfiction]

"I wanted to keep dating her" | MM7

Mason Mount x f! reader (fluff)

Summary: you and Mason have a disagreement about how to cut sandwiches

Word Count: 358 words

Authors Note: inspired by this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODATQFxkk9Y. I had a lot of fun with this one, please enjoy! -🦷

You were lying on the couch, tucked under a blanket scrolling through social media, when a video of Mason caught your eye. It appeared to be an official Premier League video reposted by a fan account. Clicking on the caption, you smile softly as you read, he is soooo adorable talking about his gf <3333. The video restarts and you pay attention to the question being asked: “How would you cut a sandwich?”

Mason blinks and pauses for a moment, “Well… personally, I don’t mind eating it whole. I’ve never really understand the controversy. My girlfriend has strong opinions though.”

He pauses with a laugh, eyes crinkling, “I remember when we first started dating, I made her a sandwich, and I watched her cut it into triangles before she ate it. I was so confused, and then she looked up at me and told me that sandwiches always need to be cut into triangles. I just agreed because I wanted to keep dating her, but now if I don’t cut her sandwich into triangles, it becomes a whole conversation about sandwich shapes.” 

You hold back a laugh before calling for him, “Mase!”

A few moments later he pokes his head in, mild confusion written on his face. An eyebrow furrowed, you hold yourself back from going to kiss his cheek. “What’s this about sandwich shapes, I hear?” you ask, humor in your voice. 

His face flushes slightly, “Babe, that was months ago.” He moves towards you, pulling you into his chest. You squirm slightly, holding back laughter. 

“I refuse to be dating a man who won’t admit that triangles are the best sandwich shape!” you say, your voice muffled by his sweatshirt. You feel his chest shake slightly as he holds back a laugh. 

“What difference does it make?! It’s all a sandwich,” he jokingly remarks. You raise your head looking at him with an exaggerated expression of sadness. 

“Alright, alright…” he concedes, “How about this, we can each ask our followers what they think and whoever wins is correct.”

Your face breaks into a smile, and he grins down at you, leaning in for a soft kiss. 

[ola-na-tungee]

The Far Side of The World

this book is crazy crazy crazy

[f1stuffblog]

This breaks my heart 😭 💔

[sami-uso]

Survivor Series 2008

[fabioquartararhoe]

😭😭😭