#man.....this is why i cant do rpf or celebrities

[always-a-joyful-note]

By far the wildest thing is that Riku was canonically uwufied/woobified by the fandom.

[proselfshipsafespace]

I am the furthest you could be from an Anti. But this might get me yelled at.

The only thing I’m against is RPF. I can’t wrap my head around how it’s a thing. I don’t get how it’s okay to write some of the heaviest/darkest shit about actual people that can simply google their name and see what’s being written about them.

Don’t get me wrong, I read the 1D fics as a teenager, but never anything above fluff.

I will never say “don’t do that” or say anything directly cuz it’s none of my business but after 15 years in fandom I still don’t understand it.

heres what i got:

you can dislike rpf, everyone has their prefrences but dont go out and tell people "you cant do that!!!" because thats just trying to enforce censorship. i do NOT like minor rpf in the SLIGHTEST bit, absolutely not my thing but i dont go out and tell people "you cant write that ur horrible!!" i just block it out bc id rather not see it.

the reason why *i* atleast like rpf, though is because i just have a huge weird gayass crush on one celebrity and i like to think i have a chance with him /j (okay but actually, i just like blorbo-fying him and putting him in weird situations. think of how people treat fictional blorbos)

do i like rpf? yes

have i written rpf? yes

do i have a bias towards rpf? yeah probably

whats my point? idk man i need to kiss that celebrity

[thefanficmonster]

Much Cooler

Corpse Husband & Emma Langevin 

Warnings: Swearing

Genre: Platonic Fluff, RPF (Real Person Fic)

Summary: There’s always a certain level of uncertainty when meeting someone you’ve only known online. There’s that sense of insecurity that your relationship with them will never be the same or - even worse - that their view of you might change for the worse. But there’s nothing more thrilling than seeing the person you’ve been talking to constantly for the past however long standing across from you. 

Requested by Anon. Hi dear! Thank you so much for your request and I’m so terribly sorry for how late it’s coming out but I hope the fic makes it worth the wait! Lots of love, Vy ❤

“CORPSE! Wake up you famous dumbass!“ is the first thing the poor man heard over the phone at 9 AM on this fine Saturday morning.

It’s more than enough to make him contemplate why he even decided to pick it up in the first place considering he wouldn’t have been very able to participate in the conversation due to his sleepiness. He also, of course, made the mistake of not checking the caller ID which apparently wasn’t necessary considering how recognizable that voice and accent are.

“It’s 9 AM, Emma.“ He states as a tired parent would to a child, “I’m concerned as to why you’re up so early. More so as to why you’re calling me of all people.“

He can practically hear her roll her eyes but he still smirks to himself, knowing she can’t contradict him or argue since he’s completely right with his claims. “Whatever. Remind me to never call you to congratulate you on a milestone again.“

Now that pokes at his attention with a stick. Lately, said attention has proven to be a hibernating bear, leaving Corpse with a lack of interest or motivation for anything but damn if that sentence wasn’t enough to roll him out of bed and hop on PC. “What? What milestone? Subscribers?“

“Nope! You got two million likes on ‘E-girls are ruining my life’! I can’t believe I have to tell you this! Didn’t you notice the numbers climbing?!“ Emma, as annoyed and sarcastic as she’s trying to sound, she’s obviously overjoyed on his behalf and is super proud of him and of the project she luckily agreed to take a small part in.

As his PC boots up, Corpse can’t help but roll his eyes at Emma’s comment, “Well unlike you I have better things to do than refresh a page over and over aga-” His sentence is quickly cut off when he sees the number of likes under the song for himself.

Knowing that he’d find it there didn’t change the feeling of seeing it for the first time at all. It’s so surreal and so hard for his mind to comprehend. Seeing as how little he thinks of himself, his content and his art, this is like his success coming to slap him across the face as if to punctuate to him how wrong that mindset is.

“You know, it wouldn’t hurt if you offered to take me out for at least a coffee to celebrate, bro.“ Emma comments sarcastically, joking only halfway from what he can sense.

He smirks, “Trying to even the playing field, I see.” He replies, referring to the fact that he’s still a faceless mystery to her while her face is literally the cover art for one of his songs.

She laughs but is quick to dismiss his claim, “Nah, I might be a curious and nosey little shit on other occasions, but other people’s privacy is not something I dig my nose into. However, if I were to even the playing field between us it wouldn’t be appearance-wise. More personality-wise. For my sake and yours I choose to believe you are way cooler in person than you are through messages or on a call.”

This withdraws a genuine fit of laughter from Corpse who throws his head back, a few strands of hair moving aside to reveal his shiny eyes, “Well then, instead of giving me the benefit of the doubt, how about we settle it once and for all? Tomorrow? I’ll text you the location.”

Emma’s eyebrows shoot upwards as soon as she comprehends his words and the tone that leaves no room for her to assume he’s joking, “Wait what? How come you’re agreeing to this? And so easily? Nah, this a trap if I’ve ever seen it.”

Corpse laughs yet again, “No trap, Em. I just can’t have you doubting my coolness.”

                                                             *  *  *

The main reason as to why Corpse requested for this meeting to be today is because he feared that if he had more than twenty four hours to dwell on it he’d chicken out. Little did he know it was the same for Emma. Their friendship has only ever existed with the bridge of social media connecting them and they both can’t help but fear the other might not like who they are IRL. They fear they unintentionally become a different person or change things about themselves subconsciously when communicating with people online. Bottom line, they’re scared of letting the other person down with who they really are, unaware that their personalities are most likely the exact same because, as the people who know them can confirm, neither Corpse nor Emma are the type to put on a show in order to be liked. They would rather have no friends because of who they are than have friends and fans of their persona instead of the real them.

And so, while slightly afraid and anxious about this meeting, both of them see it as a relief test to see if the friendship is in fact as real as it’s seemed these past months.

Corpse was the one to choose the location of their meet-up, a location Emma didn’t even think twice about agreeing on, and ever since, they’ve both been counting the hours until their scheduled meeting time.  It’s not about impressing each other, at least that’s what they’re both telling themselves, but rather proving to the other that they’re worthy of their friendship. They might throw snarky and sarcastic comments at one another that others would give a side-eye glance to and question if their friendship is real, but they know the dynamic best and they sure as hell don’t wanna lose it or each other.

Best friends are the ones who roast each other after all - you can’t tell me I’m wrong.

The nervous Corpse fidgets with the insides of his hoodie pockets as he waits outside the café, having arrived ten minutes early because he couldn’t stand being alone with his thoughts in his apartment, judging every fragment of himself twice as harshly as usual. Emma, on the other hand, could barely bring herself to leave her home. She kept retouching her appearance, despite knowing Corpse wouldn’t judge her even if she showed up in pjs. To be fair she contemplated doing just that several times because her hair pissed her off enough to get her discouraged on her outfit altogether but she did eventually talk herself into pulling it together. She already knew she’d be at least five minutes late, but once again, she knew Corpse wouldn’t care.

He’d wait, cause that’s the kind of friend he was. Cause that’s the kind of friend she was for him too.

And boy did it take her less than a second to recognize him. She wasn’t even out of the car when she saw him and knew it was exactly who she was looking for. He too, as if with a sixth sense that registered her presence, shoots his head up from his phone to look up at her, their gazes meeting. There’s a brief moment of close-to-shocked silence, their eyes a bit widened as their brains comprehend that they’re within arm’s reach of one another.

That’s when Emma’s the first to break the bubble of awe as a wide grin spreads across her face and she runs to Corpse, wrapping him in a hug before he’s even realized the distance between the two’s been closed.

“Hey.“ She mumbles, her face hidden in his hoodie due to the height difference.

“H-hey.“ He replies, hesitantly wrapping his arms around her too.

“I was right.“ She says once she pulls away, “You are much cooler face-to-face.“ She pauses for a second, narrowing her eyes, “You’d be even cooler if you bought me coffee though.“

Earning a laugh from him, she’s guided into the café by the arm Corpse wraps around her shoulders, telling her he’s get her a milkshake cause he doesn’t want to see her high on caffeine. Needless to say, they both are, indeed, much cooler to one another IRL.

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Weekly Reading List 36

Weekly Recommendations get posted every Saturday. All stories are character x reader unless otherwise stated. Graphic by the awesome @wonders-of-the-multiverse.

How do my rec lists work? Why did my story not make it on the list?

Tropes AU Persephone Part 9/Part 10/Part 11 by @kaunis-sielu Steve Rogers Time by @fanfictionamerica Steve Rogers Something is Starting Right Now by @spiderneds Tony Stark Just A Joust by @mss4msu Steve Rogers  Brooklyn Boss by @izawrites Steve Rogers  Savior Part 13 by @spidermanswifi Steve Rogers What's Love Among Gods? by tonyscaps Stony Steven G. Rogers: Sugar Daddy by marykathryn30  Steve Rogers

Soulmate AU Coming into Focus by @ilovethings-somuch Chris Evans

Daddy!Character You Got Me Part 1-8 by @itsanerdlife Peter Parker

A/B/O Dynamics Stetsons and Schoolteachers Part 10/Part 11/Part 12 by @not-close-to-straight Stony Shield Saga Interlude by Politzania

Modern AU Boundaries Part 17 by @imamotherfuckingstar-lord Steve Rogers  Paint the Town by @wordlesscaptain Steve Rogers Take A Chance by @themusicplayedherlife Steve Rogers Falling For Crime by @bettercallsabs Stucky The CEO Part 2 by @princess-evans-addict Steve Rogers An Academic Love Story by @shitty-imagines-95 Stony  Try Again by @shayla-markele Steve Rogers Someone Like You Part 4 by @mywritingsblog Steve Rogers Aurora Part 6/Part 7 by @prettyyoungtragedy Steve Rogers How Long Will I Love You by @a-splash-of-stucky  Steve Rogers Say Yes by @indominusregina Steve Rogers  Papa by naths Stony Foot, meet mouth by itsallAvengers Stony The Problem With Communication by itsallAvengers Stony The Best Thing by winterstony Stony

Avengers Steve Rogers Absolutely Smitten by @bloodiedskirtts Frozen Soldiers by @fandomfindings Carvings by @mybearyarmy Orange is the New Black by @buckysforeverprincess Where Do We Go From Here by @young-and-bitchy Promposal by @emilyevanston with Peter Parker Warrior Daughter Part 11 by @tilltheendwilliwrite Be All You Can by Part 11/Part 12/Part 13 by @goodnightwife Content by @indominusregina Obedient by @tilltheendwilliwrite NSFW Everything I Thought I Would Never Have by @becaamm Picket Fences by @valkyrieinabottle Sexiled Part 5 by @i-am-a-closet-fanfic-fiend Who I’ve Been Part 3 by @captain-ariel-barnes Revelations In Ice by @barnesrogersvstheworld Here For You by @kayla-of-shield Swipe Right Part 4 by @emilyevanston The Spark Within Epilogue by @beccaanne814

Tony Stark

Steve Rogers x Reader x Bucky Barnes I Can Still Remember Just the Way You Taste by @winchesterswantmypie NSFW Vermont Vacation by @hopes-archer Perfect Memories by @until-theend-oftheline Sky and Sea by @hcwlingccmmandcs Inner Child by @acreativelydifferentlove

Steve Rogers x Tony Stark Coughs and Cuddles by @onedustyboi La Vi En Rose by @lesbianpcarter Something Borrowed, Something Blue by @lesbiansassemble Thunderstruck by @fangirlkittenwrites 'Til Death Do Us Part by itsallAvengers Guess Who by starksnack On Top of the World by starksnack If You're Happy and You Know It.. by starksnack Tony's Heart by neverthelessthesun

Steve Rogers x Tony Stark x Bucky Barnes

Law and Order: SVU Rafael Barba It Was Always You by @stvckoncarisi Roadtrip with Rafael by @madpanda75 Shelter by @bullet-prooflove Banana Pancakes by @im-way-too-many-fandoms Celebrating Sonny by @madpanda75 Watch Your Back Part 10/Part 11 by @obfuscateyummy

RPF Chris Evans Luck by Colors by @sgtevanstan The Long Wait by @forever-rogue The Best Match by chatnoirwritings

OFC Be With You by @tilltheendwilliwrite Tony Stark NSFW Qi Flows For Her Part 8 by @tilltheendwilliwrite Stucky

Misc Fandoms Caught by @thegreatficmaster Aaron Hotchner Feint by @trade-baby-blues Leonard McCoy The Golden Bird Part 2 by @annathewitch Eomer Long Way From Home by @specialagentmonkey Tony DiNozzo  Where the Heart is Part 12 by @outside-the-government Leonard McCoy Homecomings by Joules Mer (joulesmer) McKirk

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Weekly Reading List 9

Weekly Recommendations get posted every Saturday. All stories are character x reader unless otherwise stated. Graphic by the awesome @wonders-of-the-multiverse.

TOS Jim Kirk’s Birthday is March 22.

How do my rec lists work? Why did my story not make it on the list?

Tropes AU Her Royal Favor Part 7 by @promarvelfangirl  Steve Rogers  HiJinks on the High Seas by @captainsbabysitter-blog NSFW McKirk Mafia Princess Part 18 by @4theluvofall Steve Rogers Pirates Heart Part 24/Part 25/Part 26 by @not-close-to-straight Stuckony Lead Me On Part 3/Part 4 by @star-trekkin-across-theuniverse Jim Kirk  Mens and Mers by @janeykath318 Jim Kirk

Soulmate AU Single Blind by @aurelia-nicolette-blog Steve Rogers

Daddy!Character Hearing Things by @debzybrazy Steve Rogers

A/B/O Dynamics

Modern AU After All Part 7/Part 8 by @mywritingsblog Stucky Executive Decision Part 2/Part 3 by @star-spangled-man-with-a-plan Steve Rogers Bad Boys, Even Better Sex by @fxnfiction-by-frxnkie Stucky NSFW

Avengers Steve Rogers Rise Up Part 23 by @tilltheendwilliwrite Masterlist by @e-g-b-o-k The Night We Met Part 7 by @avengerofyourheart  All This Time Part 2 by @rogersthat-cap Sing! by @letsgetfuckingsuperwholocked

Tony Stark Mrs. Stark Part 3 by @goodnightwife Acceptance by @emilyevanston

Steve Rogers x Reader x Bucky Barnes x Two by @emilyevanston

Steve Rogers x Tony Stark

Steve Rogers x Tony Stark x Bucky Barnes

Law and Order: SVU Rafael Barba To New Beginnings by Rising_Phoenix The One and Only You by KrisLetang I Wish I Could Freeze Time by KrisLetang Sociopath by @lucifersagents

Star Trek Jim Kirk Ripped by @janeykath318

Leonard McCoy Night on the Town Part 18 by @all-sortsa-stuff Clock Don’t Stop by @pinkamour1588 A Nose for Trouble by @starshiphufflebadger Academy!Era Schism Part 3 by @musikat18 Fairytales are Overrated by @musikat18

McKirk

Jim Kirk x Reader X Leonard McCoy

RPF Chris Evans Sexy by @storiesnobodyreads Quiet on the Set by @i-dont-do-rpfs The Visitor by @avaalons It Should Have Been Me by @missxavenger Hiking and Hypocrisy Epilogue by @avaalons

Misc Fandoms Warm Winter Nights by @captain-rogers-beard M’Baku A Cause for Celebration by @melonshino M’Baku To the Moon and Back by @specialagentmonkey Tony DiNozzo

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