#man. theyre so [limps wrist]

[writersdrug]

The beta tying them both up atp because theyre like magnets refuisng tobtouch each other

I like the way you think

The beta soldier comes back into the room where you and König are supposed to be scenting, but the both of you are still pouting and sitting as far away from each other as possible. You're on your phone, texting your beta sister and complaining about how bad it is already (she's telling you to suck it up, "not all of us get a massive military man as a partner"), and König is staring at his shoelaces, grumbling about how he has to be somewhere.

Horangi follows the beta in, sighing at the sight. "You two. Up. Come here."

You get up immediately - you have no problem listening to anyone other than König, even if it is just to get under his skin. He rises with a huff; he's not a fan of being told what to do (even from another alpha), but he'll take it from his friend.

"What's going on?" Horangi asks, arms folded over his chest. "Why are you being such a brat?"

You snickered, looking over at König, then Horangi - oh, he meant you. "Me?!"

"You." He said. "You're not exactly in a place to act like one, either. You're one of the luckiest girls in the world right now, you've got Bigfoot as your Alpha."

König's eyes narrow - he expected Horangi to be on his side, not insulting him. "Bigfoot?!"

"You're being a child, too." Horangi pointed his finger in König's face. "You should be happy that you're able to even get an Omega on base like this. Not many soldiers are so fortunate."

"I never asked for this!" König snaps.

"I never wanted this either!" You retort.

"Tough shit!" Horangi raises his voice - König growls, a sound that makes you bristle and flinch, but the other alpha knows his friend. "This is the situation."

You sigh and set your hands on your hips. König grumbles, letting his arms fall to his side. "This is ridiculous-"

"You're both here for each other's benefit." He cuts König off, glaring between the two of you. "No one's going home, and no one's getting reassigned. So - until you both can sort things out-"

Within two seconds, a cuff snaps around your left wrist, and König's right. You yelp, the both of you spinning around, just as the beta soldier is backing away as far as she can from the two of you, her hands up in defense and her eyes wide.

"Commander's orders." Horangi says, turning on his heel and storming towards the exit. The beta follows him, quick to leave the room before all hell breaks loose.

"Horangi!!" König yells angrily, barely making it to the door before it slams in his face. You're dragged along after him, protesting as your heels drag along the floor. You get the urge to launch yourself at- somebody, anybody, just to get the frustration out of your body; you glare at Kõnig and growl - it doesn't frighten him, but he's a bit shocked.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"This is your fault!"

"du kleines Arschloch- how is this my doing?!"

"You just- Ugh!!"

Meanwhile, Ridgeback and Horangi were standing outside of the conference room, listening to the bickering between you and König echo through the door. It's a wonder the walls are able to contain the sourness that hangs in the room.

"He's going to kill her." Horangi states, staring at the door.

"Nah," Ridgeback says, heading back down the hall with his hands stuffed into his pockets. "Bastard wouldn't hurt a fly, unless it was holding an assault rifle and calling him a cunt."

"She's got half of that down..." Horangi mumbles.

After two hours, Horangi comes back down the hall to check on the both of you. He pauses outside the door - finally, the arguing had stopped. He's wondering if you've killed each other, the only reason he's not tearing the handle off the door being that he doesn't smell anything accidentally. He slowly turns the know and peeks his head inside-

The scents nearly have him choking - musk and sweetness times one hundred, thick and potent in the room. You're on a chair, pupils blown wide and your entire body limp. Your hair is tucked to one side of your neck, which is still bared in submission. You've got a dazed look on your face, not even bothering to glance at Horangi. Sitting next to you is König, still handcuffed to your wrist, now holding your hand between the two chairs. He's got his head on the table, back heaving with each breath, his hood in one hand and wearing only his balaclava - he looks like he's been hit by a bus (which was accurate with how sweet your scent was to him.

He looks over at the intruder, a growl rumbling low in his chest that makes you look up - upon seeing his friend, he groans, rolling his head away. He squeezes your hand, rubbing his thumb over your knuckles.

Horangi crosses his arms and cleares his throat to speak through the heady scents.

"Finally scented?"

"Fick dich..."

[jimmyscanongf]

……free use jimmy. Jimmy who’s always got a half chub around you and when you ghost your hand over it he lets out a whimper (super embarassed about it and probably tries to play it off as a cough). Jimmy who who likes to bite and scratch and have mean rough sex but he’ll kiss you afterwards and tuck his face in your neck (it’s his way of showing affection and aftercare). Jimmy who gets limp dicked bc of meds so you grind against his meat until you both cum…Jimmy who steals your underwear and huffs it like a fucking drug while jacking the skin off his dick. JIMMY.

oxy youre killing me.

i always agonize over whether to answer in second person or first person but FUCK IT im selfship brained rn. but anyone can take these for themselves 👍

i cant imagine how down bad and in love and fully trusting jimmy’s gotta be to be FREE USE like what a vulnerable position to let himself be fucked whenever kyahahaha but he’s always half hard around me thinking it could happen at any time… i like the idea of him loving being my little whore 😊😊😊 let go of that control baby ill make you feel good….

ive never been really into the idea of being on the receiving end of rough sex until jimmy man fuck i want him to bite me and mark me and pin my wrists i think id let that man choke me. no i WOULD let him choke me. that man fucks HARD when he’s being mean, god… and to get his sweet kisses after, cuddles, his face in my neck almost like he’s thanking me…

imagining coming to his place and finding out where all my panties have gone what a perv i like the idea of him not only smelling them but cumming into them. taking them home and washing them fuck theyre still perfectly good panties and he would absolutely get off on seeing me wear them knowing he’d jerked off into them. and i also like the idea of tying him up and riding him and putting my underwear over his face fuck he’s gotta be busting so fast

basically i think he’s a switch even if he doesnt realize it yet, we’d have the best switch sex life ever. i think he’d be into electrostim, giving and receiving. it can feel good or it can hurt and he would love being in control of it. and love it more after knowing what both ends of the spectrum feel like when he lets me have the controls. like i think he’s the kind of person who absolutely loves being in power but i love the idea of jimmy who’s comfortable enough to make himself vulnerable and let someone have power over him as well.

i think a quite a bit of his fragile self worth is tied up in sex and masculinity so being unable to get it up hits really hard, even though the meds help he’s really fucking self conscious if he’s even worth it as a partner anymore so i think having someone who still wants him so bad they’re willing to grind on his soft dick until they both cum. yeah he knows he’s hit the jackpot. fuck he’s so in love.

[pinkconkonut]

just realized i drew ford in such a gay stance in tht one color palette piece 😭

[pinkbrand]

I've always been too afraid to ask this question until it was too late, but what's a limp wrist?

oh it slang for gay men. there’s also spongebob meme where it’s like “is he... you know...”

[jinbeizametsune]

It’s strange how I can remember my very christian teachers talking about how you should judge someone based on who they are on the inside rather than how they appear, yet I can also very clearly remember my old english teacher talking about how lady gaga “Isn’t even beautiful, she has a big nose, she’s not pretty.” and kim kardashian “what’s with her sticking her butt out all the time? Shameful.”

[majorbaby]

to speak candidly about whiteness as the default experience even in queer spaces - you'll be shocked to know that 'limp wrist' and 'man wearing pink is code for gay' mean literally nothing to the silent majority of nonwhite gay people worldwide.

this isnt a crusade against people who say these kinds of things. i have definitely called a fictional character gay for much more niche and silly things than wearing pink or touching his buddy's waist, but the thing is, my response to someone, especially another queer person, asking in good faith "what do you mean?" wouldnt be to condescend them for not sharing the exact same headcanon as me and my friend the imaginary larry gelbart who lives in my brain. the person asking is invested, and theyre amicable to your interpretation so why not indulge that?

If this seems harsh, consider that i am not saying anything more groundbreaking than this:

[woundjob]

sirius having a complicated relationship with gender sirius feeling stuck between not being a woman and not being a man sirius only feeling comfortable claiming gender terms when theyre in relation to a man, like wife or boyfriend sirius presenting as a gnc man and feeling okay with that but cringing when roped in with men and manhood sirius enjoying things about traditional masculinity (sports, outdoors, facial hair) but feeling like an imposter doing them sirius enjoying things about traditional femininity (hair and makeup and housewife roles) but feeling like an imposter doing them

abd uhhh talking to anyone about this feels like pulling teeth so he just doesnt hes a faggot hes a fruit hes limp wristed and all those things feel like compliments anyway so who cares but sometimes he talks about it with james because he doesnt understand but he wants to and he never thinks sirius is weird for it and sometimes he talks about it with remus because remus doesnt know how to be a man the right way either remus has always felt bigger than a man too remus has always felt something outside of human too

[imeverywoman420]

what do you think about people who are fully funded by their families (post secondary, therapy, rent, personal expenses, i mean the whole thing) who are hypersensitive to other people's impatience with them/their lack of ability to pursue true independence because its like, rude & not maybe factoring in depression & etc? i too have a pisces bff and its just so hard to listen to him complain about money but never actually try to work while im poor and in debt and dont talk to my fam lol. jw

I mean im p much fully funded by my mom except for nicotine and weed loll but ive worked a lot either in impossible 12 hour shifts st my bs marksting job or for that nightmare bougie restaurant so i guess im like. More self aware abt that and not as limp wristed as i would be if i had NEVER worked. And like i dont have that many expenses lol she spends more money on her bf than me so i mean im basically freeloading in the way someone living in ur walls is freeloading lol.

I meaj honestly it can be super annoying like dealing with friends who are of a different class like when they come from money. Sometimes its natural to just kinda be like Wtf Man. I cant exactly relate to ur specific situation but ive DEF dealt with annoying rich and umc friends and the Out Of Touch-ness just kinda comes with the territory.

And idk their specific case but sometimes Mental Illness really can be like. Dehibilitating. There were certain times in my life where i Couldn’t work because i was too mentally unstable like. Having huge freak outs and melt downs and alm that. So maybe if its like. Truly ur brstie or whatever kind of examine or investigate like is their mental illness actually That Life Ruining bc you never know. Sometimes u think u know everything abt a person but theyre spending hours sitting in one place chainsmoking staring at their wall frozen in place like a baby deer.

[albertserra]

kind of funnier the more i think abt it bc the whole limp wristed thing ties into the (stereotypical) image of swishy effeminate gay men. but if a women is effeminate thats just like. theyre a woman ,.... so what would that even mean if not for the context of the gay male stereotype lending it meaning. ukwim. and then theres the added layer of like bc that is a stereotypical image of a gay man ........ lmao. i mean a lot of ‘us’ including myself have kind of ‘reclaimed’ that image like idk how much of my literal limp wristing is an intentional reclamation or just literally me being f slur-y or some subconscious combination of the two. but anyways. dont know how to end this post

[occultruby]

i did this a while ago but heres my imscared white face gender transing theory diagram. putting explanation under the cut for... courtesy? the amount ive thought about this is kind of embarrassing

ok first off i think wf is genderless because its not human or even corporeal, its just a terrible little computer curse. if anything i honestly think its more aligned with the feminine. idk its weird to me that most people gender wf as a man when ivan zanotti (hello sir if youre reading this im sorry) at least from the perspective of an english speaker, has pretty much done everything to avoid gendering wf at all (only ever having used “it” pronouns for wf! hello!), besides the only other appearances of humanoid forms (also wf) being coded as women/images of womanhood/concept of womanhood/whatever

down to business. maybe it isnt as specific as this but a potential idea is the entity being made and intended to be female or at least read as female. since it clearly is sentient and keeping in line with the knowledge that wf is not human and isnt the ghost of the deceased, i dont think its hard to believe wf would not only not understand gender, but also feel constrained by it. if the question is “why would it give a shit” my answer is 1. throughout the game its pretty clear that wf doesnt like being constrained, literally or metaphorically and 2. the same reason any actual person would feel trapped and uncomfortable with their assigned gender or any gender. it comes with expectations for how you should act, look, talk, where you should go, and what you should do there.

the sketch labeled “original” isnt really literal, more of an idea of “someone made a computer virus and its a girl i guess”. HER i think is what white face perceives itself to be, and therefore becomes, as its world is essentially made of its own imagination

everything about HER screams “caricature of womanhood” just straight up This Is How Dysphoria Makes You Think You Look. her huge [REDACTED] and hips/thighs, cinched waist, exaggerated limp wrist, and absurdly long hair. her name is literally “HER”. HER is white faces experience of feeling “this is all i am”, an embodiment of unwanted expectations.

what in general we know to be “white face” is the same entity, named for its appearance as a floating head. i read this as wf hiding its body (something that could be done by editing its own code to make it invisible) but i visually represent it as a black cloak. i also thought a neat but kind of odd idea would be wrapping itself up in its own long dark hair?

on the events of the game. the important part lies in the transition from the first part into BURY HER, in which wf changes into HER, making its body visible and adopting somewhat different behaviors (which seem to communicate a more depressed demeanor and an instinct to self isolate/hide). wf if pretty clear with the player that it makes this change to keep the players interest. personally i have known other trans people who, despite knowing they were trans and going through some levels of social transition, will go back to performing their assigned gender in an attempt to please someone whose approval they desire. and like in real life, wfs practice isnt sustainable. wfs monologue before shooting HER has SO much to dig into. of course it established that it made this change for You. but then, the rain turns to blood as it bitterly remarks that it hates what it became (knowing that wf feels like the mask of HER takes the players interest away from itself, meaning that even if HER and wf are the same entity, wf does not identify as HER. in the end its just an act to impress you). the part that gets me the most about the grave level is that she specifically tells You to “bury [HER] in front of [HER] birthplace”. she was already dead and buried. wf dug her up for You. even though You are the one playing the game, wf is the one seen with the gun. in the end, it was about wf once again burying this past version of itself that it cannot stand any longer.

i dont think it hits as hard as the main events of BURY HER, but im going to come back around to the concept of all figures in the game being coded as women. in the labyrinth we see the various portions of womens bodies (which some people use to theorize that wf is a serial killer but this is nothing to me because. it wasnt a human person lol) that lead into/are portals to a “dark world” (the whole thing with having to reconstruct shards of a broken mirror also kind of screams dysphoria, the whole dress thing! idek how to put this into words im just feeling it), the portrait of a girl in the house (maybe an “original vision” for what wf was intended to be? wfs one source for what a “woman” is?). you could argue that the weird little things with the long arms when youre trying to break the gramophones arent female but 1. literally whatever and 2. theyre essentially extensions of HER made to be mini jumpscares and 3. i think they parallel the “you shouldnt be here” area where HER is seen hanging from the sky by weird distended limbs.

we know wf is entirely unreliable and likely s completely lying on occasion. but i think lies, especially in a game like this, can be dissected to discover something truthful in the narrative. something so specific is the story wf tells about having a brother that it had horrible thoughts about getting hurt in an appliance store, only to reveal that it never had a brother. this is in one of the more vulnerable text files in the game. im gonna go on a limb here and say the story isnt literal, but also does hold significance. no one is reading at this point and its 2:30 so im going to word this more abstractly because thinking is getting harder and i have a 9am class. brother/not real brother is about an imagined person, who wf wants to be or how it perceives itself to be. like it is metaphorically the brother that it doesnt have because it WANTS to be that. honestly if you wanted to you could argue this point works towards the idea that wf is a trans man because of the idea that it wants to be a man but doesnt perceive itself to be a real man so it tells the story of a brother it does/doesnt/is/isnt/wants to be. the whole thing about being injured in the appliance store probably means something about the fragility of the concept or identity or whateverless complicated idea came to me like two paragraphs ago. and its that imscared is about coping with the loss of a sibling by trying to recreate their identity as a program but that its inherently impossible (program saying “i never had a brother” because the brother MADE u to be his sibling but you ARENT because you are just a little game file) but like i got too invested in white face transgender ANYWAYS SO IMSCARED IS OFFICIALLY ABOUT GENDER DYSPHORIAAAAAAA

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

ok so i feel like telling the world my bias list (kpop) for no reason and i was a little scared to but oh well lol

im gonna do this in parts. this list is my bias’ in boygroups pt.1

soo yeah if you wanna see some beautiful asian men you can keep reading lol

kinda turned out long oop

imma do nct on another post bc thats fucking loonngggg

1. kim hongjoong; stage name: hongjoong (leader of ateez, rapper, lyricist, producer and composer (i forget if those are the same thing) )

king of the lesbians

personally i think hes SOME type of gay but, y’know, you do you baby (’good lil boy’ is the song he wrote on their new album akjsdl)

prince of mullets in kpop (king is minghao from seventeen)

so?? pretty???

he paints his nails for the polished man campaign!!! (this was before the group became ambassadors.) v socially aware as well

his voice is very high for a rapper but i rly love it

wanna hear what he thinks of atinys?? (the fandom) listen to ‘aurora’

korean big minion 

very very good at english, despite what he says

is so caring for his ‘children’ ugh such an amazing leader

also a little brat sometimes but we dont talk about it

a MAN

fuck gender roles

5′7 skirt guy you’ve probably heard of in the kpop tiktok community

the official campaign pic:

2. han jisung; stage name: han (main rapper of stray kids, lead vocalist, producer and composer, lyricist, ult bias uwu)

heres the tea

this man literally saved my life

he has been through so much and i relate to that. seeing that he made it through the worst gave me hope.

his music and lyrics just speak to me (wanna see me cry? send me the song ‘19′, its written by him)

on to the happier things

his s q u i r r e l   c h e e k s

hes honestly so pleasing to look at ugh

vocals????? fricking great???? listen to ‘hellevator’ and ‘district 9′ for his vocals

jEoGiYa NoOnA HoKsI nAmJaChInGu IsSeOyO (’wow’ 3RACHA)

part of 3RACHA, a rap group between him and two other members

his american name is peter and he loves nat geo wild and cheesecakes and honestly if thats not amazing idk what is

lived in malaysia??? for 6 years???? lovin the melanin y’all

THE FUNNIIEST MAN ALIVE Y’ALL WAIT PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO IDK WHY BUT ITS SO FUNNY TO ME

3. im changkyun; stage name: I.M. (lead rapper of monsta x, sub-vocalist, maknae (the youngest), producer and composer)

fam im WHIPPED for this man like honestly i dont like subbing or sex in general lol ace things but i’d let him r a i l me

lived in america for 3 years and israel for 4; speaks fluent english and its SEXY

rapping skills??? on point???? both in english and korean ugh

LOOK AT HIM HIS DIMPLES AND HIS FACE AND UGH

is one of those people that does n o t like to be touched but then he’ll kiss your cheek out of nowhere

babie

VERY SOCIALLY AWARE LIKE HE SAID FUCK TOXIC MASCULINITY AND MISOGYNY 

confident in his own skin and super open about it

“For IM, ‘Wearing a harness is just to express our song concept. Showing the audience what we want to show is the most important thing. We’re not ashamed. We’ve done a lot of sexual items, like harnesses and chains. We’re comfortable.’ “ 

“But, for argument’s sake, where does your own sense of masculinity come from? IM pauses for a long moment. ‘Having a dick,’ he says bluntly, sipping coffee as his bandmates’ jaws drop and shocked laughter ripples around the table.”

that interview is here 

kinky lil bitch

i can go on and on about this man but im just gonna stop there

i lied he has tattoos (one on his wrist [ :): ] and the one on the nape of his neck, it reads “the one who wants to wear the crown must bear the crown”)

i like this picture bc its his hands and theyre pretty and fuck gender roles from a kpop idol

thats enough of him 

4. kim wonpil; stage name: wonpil (pianist, synthesizer, and keyboardist in day6, lyricist, vocalist, also a a dj and mc for a podcast)

Y’ALL LOOK AT HIM UGH

was the maknae but then dowoon came along and now hes not lol

Unbothered™

honestly like hes such a good pianist and is really great on the keys

is really good at making song lyrics out of thin air

like, he can hear the sentence “i really want chicken rn but i can’t have it im on a diet” and he’ll get “i crave your taste, but there is a wall i built myself blocking you from my love” like literally

im pretty sure he wrote the chorus for their song ‘zombie’

honestly bruh his vocals are so good

like pls go listen to ‘emergency’ and ‘congratulations’ (theres an english version for that song alsjdk)

guys hes just a big babie honestly

so pretty to look at omg

HES SO FUNNY AND HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW IT 

“i dont really care what my spouse looks like or what gender they are, as long as we’re happy and they love me” (wish i could find that photoset)

5. kim namjoon: stage name: RM (leader of bts, main rapper, sub-vocalist, lyricist, producer and composer)

literally the reason im into kpop, so thank you namjoon

a 5′11 babie, tbh

i remember finding out he had his own like, mixtape (’mono.’) and iT WAS SO GOOD AND IT STILL IS KAJHDJ

an amazing rapper and leader

can sing and i do not CARE what anyone says

so as you can see by now i kinda of have a type (except wonpil, idk wtf is going on there with me biasing him laksjk #no regrets)

anyway yeah he was the first kpop boy i found, and it was on his birthday

so every year on september 11th 11:50 p.m., i start i planting a tree in my backyard (bc then its on his birthday in america and korea lakajs so quirky i know) also bc its the day i started listening to kpop so its an anniversary for me lol. 

mOoNcHiLd

very very psychological

also very inspiring and loving (to the fans)

doesn’t really show affection, hes better with words than actions, and i really relate to that

dimples aGAIN

and last but not least for this list bc its already so frickin long

6. byun baekhyun; stage name: baekhyun (main dancer of exo, main singer, sub rapper, pianist, actor)

he’s so talented???? and amazing???? and overall just kinda perfect??????

AMAZING FUCKING VOCALS LIKE Y’ALL GO GO GO GO GOGOOG OG LISTEN TO HIS GROUPS SONG ‘ONE (MONSTER AND INFINITY)′ BECAUSE THAT SHIT SLAPS UGH

AND LIKE GROWL??? BRO????? MY VOCAL CORDS SNAPPED

dated another idol in the past but personally i think he’s a little *hand goes limp* if you know what i mean

my sister (4) calls him bacon he said it in an interview one time and it stuck to her

chesticles

MONSTER ERA UGH GOT ME DEAADDDD

is a solo artist too!!!!!!! go listen to his albums!!!! theyre really good!!!!

hes so frickin funny omg like i can laugh at with him all day

understands english but refuses to speak it

honestly kokobop baek was amazing idc what anyone says

is in like 3 different groups damn (like two of them are sub-units of his group and the other one is superm lol)

pls go watch the ‘men on a mission’ episodes with exo bc hes so fucking hilarious i will never get over it

a clown ass bitch that is always ready to square tf up a caring and v nice person that wont fight anyone ever

AN AMAZING ACTOR OMMGGGG BABIE GOT SKILLS

can also tapdance

lots of video games

very very very very very loud when playing video games

another man i endlessly love

well. if you made it this far, congrats!!! and thanks!!! i honestly dont care if no one sees this lol i just kinda wanted to do it, so, yeah lol. theres still more groups (superm, nct (seperate post), seventeen, vixx, pentagon, the rose, annnd oneus)then like idk if i’ll do a soloist one, so yeah. this kinda gives me something to do its one big infodump and im sorry lmao. yeah, love y’all !!!

[smallgayblanket]

OOh - tell me some of your headcannons for the egos?

Ohhh man oh man oh man- which one do i even start with..

I have a load of different HCS that fit certain different spins of how the egos are depending on one what kinda universe they are apart of..

For example, I have one about JJ- Where he was actually made mute by Shawn, except Shawn while his body was puppeted by the ink demon creature that resides within him. (Ive even RP’d a thing with a friend where Shawn’s ink counterpart forced ink into JJ and JJ ended up having his own alter ink persona called Cole.) 

JJ is a bartender- and hes suuuper good at knowing exactly what someone will enjoy as a drink, call it a superpower, he hardly ever goes wrong when asked what he suggests they’d like.   

(Also he has a pocket watch which contains the soul of an old man called Horace who likes to try and provide old man advice to the lad.) 

And although hes a timey fellow, I actually HC’d his ablity would to be to control liquids, his veins in his wrists glow when he does it, its very fancy (and extremely pretty when he can make creatures out of water dance on the surface of the lake)  However over use leads to him suffering an experience of drowning which can be rather dangerous and awfully scary. 

JJ also has a huge fear of knives.

Also I picture him having silver tipped hair, which is just a touch long and flops in his eyes occasionally.

JJ Also suffers malnutrition because of his sore vocal cords/throat. It can be  struggle to get him to eat!. (Did i mention I cannon him as selectively /half mute because he can still talk but its raspy and hurts to do so ? ^^’ ) 

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Jackie

Jackie!! my ladd. Hes a great guy, buff, charming, super big sweetheart too. 

He runs a couple of jobs, depending on where hes at which include: a comic book shop, a gym, or just sneakily hiding in plain sight as a gas station convenience store clerk. 

I HC that his eyes are actually a blue tinted lilac, and glow gold.

He has a red patch in his hair!

Hes v v fast, and buff.

I also had this whole thing about him being able to create glowing golden orbs and if he makes enough of them he can basically make a clone out of orbs, and they copy what he does!

However, I’ve also always adored Phionex! Jackie, who lost his wings and desperately wants to grow them back but despite being reborn from ash they seem to still refuse to resprout. 

Because of  his inhuman nature, he runs really fucking warm! so hes like a human heater.

He gives real good advice, and the bestest fuckin hugs. 

Also for some reason whenever I write him speaking he has a bit of southern in him?

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Robbie

Robbie. Is the softest of lads, he drowns in his sweaters, and as a few autistic traits. Not a fan of big loud noises and crowds and loves soft things to nuzzle up against. Also big oral fixation, boi needs some chew toys.  Hes a good lad, eager to help out and be around the other egos, but also quite the quiet type and happy to sit around at home in his piles of blankets.

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Chase

I totally HC that Chase suffers from Chronic fatigue, which is part of why his depression got so bad and that he tries his best to make use of his energy. Poor guy can get real tuckered out when he pushes himself too hard.

He's always kept the lime green mess on the top of his head, though sometimes it gets more yellow then he means for it to get. 

He has a tattoo dedicated to his kids hidden under his sleeve on his upper arm/shoulder. It's of some cool triangles. One in red for his son, one in purple for his daughter.

He does really well trying to maintain his bro average channel.

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Anti

I kinda have a couple views on Anti, since I love cold asshole murder, and also the possibility of ships with a slightly more misunderstood but softer guy.

Hes got static blue eyes, that you’ll only see if hes being vulnerable or super tired that he cant maintain the scary green glow. 

I have a HC that hes actually a missing part of Jacks soul, hence why he feels so unstable, incomplete and sad. Hes missing all the good bits that Sean has, and is left with a cold fragment of what he could really be.

However he has, and does murder. Though he attempts to murder those who have actually done wrong. 

Very sassy and snappy. Takes alot to get to get to who he actually is.

On the other hand he can just be a fucking ruthless torturer and crazy sadistic asshole who has it out for nearly everyone! 

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Angus!

Survival hunter. Weird accent mix of Australian and Irish. Uses 'mate' 'oi' 'bag a few of them' 

Has a trusty machette. And an epic bow which he's p good at using. Large knowledge of trees and animals and survival.

Wears alot of camo/brown stuff. Loads of pockets. Pocket knife/multitool Hair usually slicked back or messy.

Finger less gloves! Oceany more greeny pale eyes. Totally has some cool studs in his ears- maybe a little wolf fang in the side or something.  Beard more like is soft and fuller and well maintained.

 Freckles??? sunspots?? yes. Also toned n tanned Def has scars. On his neck, over his cheek and right eye. Plenty on his hands from burns and stings. Has some nasty ones on his ankle on his right foot from accidentally encountering a rouge set up bear trap- nearly lost his foot. Because of that theres sometimes a faint limp that's only kinda there when hes sick/tired.

Obviously wears boots.

Eats alot of trail mix.Loves his meat tho.

Also partakes in Woodcarving !!

Sometimes rather foolishly ignores when hes hurt.

Lost his right leg from the knee down to an awful incident with a hippo Has a prosthetic leg. 

Also lost from his elbow down his forearm n hand to a Wedingo.

if he were to have a Home it would basically be a sanctuary. Like a huge property out of the way and secluded.. Nice and private. 

HE HAS A St. Bernard. Big puppo-  Called Baloo.

He grows some cool ass rare flowers, some homegrown vegtables n berries. Maybe even a cashew tree/apple tree. Plenty of shade but also fresh air. 

He has solar panels too so hes basically not needing anyone asides the trip to the shop for like basics he cant acquire like soaps n milk n stuff.

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Blank  

My fucking. Boi. 

Fricking soft boy, his aura is hard to control and sometimes controls him.

He has a rare heart issue which makes him prone to fainting and collapsing without much warning.  Still, he tries.

He mumbles an awful lot, and has boughts where his aura ges really bad and he numbs out..(Usually in the corner of his room, everything dark, and loads of errie whispers..) 

His aura can manifest into dead vines. He can also absorb other auras so they cant affect him/others!

Sometimes stray petals end up in his hair.

He’s truly trying to be a good lad, hes just a bit odd and misguided. He worries he’ll turn into a monster.

He fucking loves the moves Finding Nemo, and Finding Dory, because he can be very forgetful too.

Honestly, fav boi, should write more for him i just l ove him alot okay. 

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KOTS

Personally, I HC that the KOTS is actually called Simon. Occasionally i like to picture him with both ears and tail, but generally hes just a guy in glasses in a red sweater who is generally a little skittish and usually quite frazzled.  However he actually isnt all that dumb, and has quite an extensive knowledge on the forests flora and fauna. 

I did have a really mean HC that hes actually allergic to PB, but only in the sense that it upsets his tum, so like a lactose intolerant person, he eats it and regrets that later.

Also, he has a really nice hanging egg nest thing thats really cushioned and he loves to curl up and sleep there with a nice book.

He’s got really pretty amber eyes too!!

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Edward!!

He fucking loves space!! and Secretly also is not that bad at painting. It's a soothing thing to do in his downtime. 

His favourite treat is anything with white chocolate and raspberry. 

Also, I quite adore my HC that he loses an arm- Either because of upsetting the heads of the household (Dark/Wilford) or because of a house fire. 

(Also this isnt the place to mention it but I did once get excited about the idea of a Google/Edward fusion called Edware.) 

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Yandere  

Nonbinary somewhat MTF.  

They’re a real cutie. but they will punch dickheads without sweat and really just want someone to be their senpai and let them fall for them head over heels without running away..

They have an epic pink katana. Obviously a huge love for japan and its culture and stuff. 

Quite obsessive, but it usually only endangers them for falling so hard that they hurt themselves trying to please their Senpai and beat themselves up over not being worthy or good enough for them when they dont get affection back or end up rejected. 

Also yeah theyre into blood a little bit >.> 

I kinda love the idea of shipping them with Bim and helping him get a supply of ‘meat’ in return Bim gives plenty of affections to satisfy Yans starved nature.

[harryseyebrows]

i read larry fics bc im a thot and i read so much that thats the only harry ship that will keep me supplied and like ??? do larries think that is actually who louis is?? if louis was the person they write him as, maybe i would ship it too but like ????? the man theyre writing doesn’t exist. also most of them think harry is aggressive sadist top dom which ???????????????

THATS what the media narrative WANTS you to think!!!!!!!! louis is a soft dainty baby with limp wrists who is being ABUSED by his management and harry gets to gallivant around and do whatever he wants!!!! and harry ONLY puts his dick in louis. never the other way around. GET WITH THE PROGRAM 

[zarovichwife]

au where there was a Group C & D along with Group A & B where theyre just genderbends of A&B so we could have our gladers interact with the fem!vers of themselves heh

I’M CURRENTLY WORKING ON A FRATERNAL TWINS STORY SO THIS IS PERFECT! THANK YOU!!!! Here we go! (P.S. I don’t own the gifs, all rights go to their owners)

Thalia [Group C, Subject C2: The Principal]

Female Thomas 

Portrayed by Shelley Hennig

Her and Thomas get along swimmingly, acting like a set of twins 

She usually teases him and jumps on his back to receive piggyback rides

Thomas finds it annoying but loves to hear her laugh and be happy so he allows it

Thalia & Thomas both gush over Newelle & Newt, saying how they’re suckers for them and would do anything in the world to protect them 

They bond over the friends that they’ve lost and how they each have one little thing that reminds them of them; Thomas having Chuck’s totem and Thalia having Charlotte’s yarn doll

Thomas comforts her whenever she gets easily upset and disheartened

They always sit next to each other and keep each other company because they rely on one another. 

Thomas can see himself in her and it makes him smile because he believes that she’s a nice person and doing her best with keeping everyone safe despite the obstacles that they’ve faced

The both of them play board games, testing their skills, and strategies. Their favorite games are Uno, Clue, Guess Who, and Connect 4

When Thalia is nervous with hanging out alone with Newelle, Thomas offers to join and bring Newt along so it’d be like a double date 

Newelle [Group C, Subject C5: The Bond]

Female Newt

Portrayed by Taissa Farmiga 

When Newt first meets Newelle, he knows for an instance that there’s something about her that makes him want to protect her

Newt shakes her hand, noticing that her wrist is crooked. Upon asking, he learns that in their Glade, Newelle tried to harm herself which resulted in her arm and wrist getting broken and healed incorrectly

Newelle gets nightmares of the her Maze and wakes up screaming and in cold sweats to which Newt runs over to be at her side to calm her down

Newelle returns the favor to him, making sure that he’s alright because she knows how it feels.

They both stay up late at night, staring at the stars and point out the constellations; when shooting stars pass, Newelle coos for Newt to close his eyes and make a wish. He does with a smile. 

When tired and trying to sleep, Newt plays with Newelle’s hair, wanting her to feel safe and important because he knows that feeling all too well

Reading and swimming happens to be their favorite things to do, and so in Paradise, they both lounge on the beach and read to each other

At night when Newelle falls asleep by the fire, Newt scoops her up, carrying her to her hammock but takes his time due to his limp

They both love art, nature, and hiking; they hike to enjoy the nature and enjoy the artistry of the colors and shine shining through the leaves

Miho [Group C, Subject C7: The Monarch]

Female Minho

Portrayed by Arden Cho

Minho finds himself to be good-looking as a girl as he already knew before he met her

Miho is bubbly which confuses Minho at first, wondering why she’s her counterpart until she displays her leadership skills and her quirky remarks

They both race each other for fun but it usually turns competitive, and Miho wins

Miho and Minho become inseparable, forming as one full person and she helps him out with trying to woo Brenda and he helps her with flirting with Brent 

The both of them sit by the Memorial Stone, pointing to names of the fallen and ask for stories of them. Miho points to Ben and Minho gives a huffed laugh, talking about how he was his best friend. 

Minho then points to a a girl’s name, Bea. Miho does the same as him, telling him how she was her friend and that she died from a bad storm that happened in their Glade

Minho sees her being strong and having a great personality; he enjoys being around her because he sees how important she is to her friends, especially Newelle

Like with him and Newt in their Maze, Miho saved Newelle from her accident and from that, he smiles because he knows just how much Newelle looks up to her because that’s what Newt does to him

Freya [Group C, Subject C6: The Arbitrator]

Female Frypan 

Portrayed by Zoe Kravitz

First time Frypan mets Freya, they make and eat bacon cheeseburgers with pickles, tomato, and mayonnaise. 

Frypan talks to her about him and the Gladers’ journey of the Maze and Scorch while Freya tells him about her and her group

Both of them crack each other up with jokes, weird topics, and puns to the point that they are in tears, pig snorting, stomachs hurting, falling over, and can hardly breathe

They develop an inside jokes such as; “hole in the bunny”, “fish fried, double wide”, and “love me some mr. long time”

When Freya’s sick, Frypan makes her soup and tends to her to make sure that she’s getting proper rest 

Frypan tries to be his Wingman self, trying to hook up Freya with Gally in Paradise since she can balance him out and be his anchor; it works and Frypan just grins at his work

They become a cooking duo; doing little cooking skits for the Immune Children to make them laugh and have some form of entertainment and even do Cook Offs to add some fun and suspense 

They go swimming together and play Chicken Fight with Thalia & Thomas

Gabby [Group C, Subject C8: The Minder]

Female Gally

Portrayed by Cara De

With first glance, Gally instantly puts down the fact that she’s his other half because she seems nothing like him, that is until she begins mocking his words and mirroring his body language

Gabby puts on her ‘deep man voice’ whenever she talks to Gally because she believes that he has a husked voice to which he always responds with, “I don’t–No. It’s a normal guy voice.” 

After a while, Gally began growing a fondness over Gabby and she and him go around, checking on Immunes to make sure that they’re alright and stay with them whenever they need to sleep or have nightmares

With Gally’s pup, Chuckie Boy, Gabby takes care of him and watches over him happily which makes Gally happy since he works in Paradise

Before Gally goes on little picnic dates with Freya, he asks Gabby for advice and for what he should say, do, and how to properly act since he likes her a lot

As an activity, they create little many parades with Newt & Newelle’s help to give some festival vibes within Paradise

On the beach, they spend their time playing volleyball with Miho & Minho; theyll play one game as them vs Minho & Miho, the girls vs boys, then Gabby & Minho vs Miho & Gally

They go swimming together and play Chicken Fight with Thalia & Thomas

 Teran [Group C, Subject C1: The Deceiver]

Male Teresa

Portrayed by Freddie Highmore

Teresa greets him warmingly, pleased to meet him and he’s pleased as well, being quiet and kind hearted

They speak of how they both wanted a cure to save everyone in the world but they weren’t going to risk losing their best friends because of it

Teresa and Teran become the doctors of Paradise; nurturing the wounded and sick with home remedies that they remember from growing up 

They plan out birthday calendars for everyone so they can celebrate birthdays and give each kid their own special day so she or he can feel of importance

They attend Fry and Freya’s little shows, cheering them on and laugh along with the kids

On the beach, they help Immunes create sandcastles and teach a few how to swim, acting as their lifeguards

Teresa enjoys spending time with Teran, seeing that he’s well composed and confident in his choices like how she is; especially when they play Jenga and he’s zoned in on moving the block from the tower to try and stack it on top

The both of them agree to keep everyone safe and are determined to ensure their safety in the future

Ari [Group D, Subject D1: The Teammate]

Female Aris

Portrayed by Alycia Debnam Carey

Aris instantly takes a liking to her because she’s very straightforward and is never afraid to crack a joke despite being the background character

They both devour the cornbread that Frypan and Freya both make for them in the morning and again for dinner since Freya makes another pan for them

Ari finds an old deflated basketball, filling it with air, and plays one on one with Aris for exercise which she deeply enjoys

Once in a while, Aris and her switch hoodies around, throwing up their hoods and crouch over while sitting at tables, playing a live version of the game Guess Who with their friends

On the beach, they watch Gally, Gabby, Minho, and Miho play their volleyball game and they change their cheers for the different teams

Aris and Ari are the best Hide and Seekers because they know where all the good spots are and can easily find others from knowing that information

They make little scavenger maps for the Immunes and hide presents in certain locations for them to look for and find; watching them as they’re filled with excitement and searching for the goodies

Ari sings at night and Aris likes to listen in because it reminds him of simpler times, dozing off into good dreams 

Sonjay [Group D, Subject D5: The Resourceful]

Male Sonya

Portrayed by Brenton Thwaites 

Sonya quick to the whip, asking him questions if he likes the same things that she likes and he replies with “yes” for every signal one. She then begins asking him about things that she doesn’t like and he agrees with her

“I already like you.” She says with a smile after the questionare

Sonya and Sonjay speak fondly of their siblings, Newt and Newelle; they share childhood stories and how their older sibling looked after them to make sure that they’d always be loved and safe

Sonjay likes to make wire bracelets for everyone while Sonya joins him with making her flower crowns

At night, Sonjay plays his guitar around the fire and Sonya just admires his musical talent, blushing which causes Newt to nudge her in a teasing manner.

When boredom hits, Sonya and Sonjay both dare each other to do embarrassing things; Sonjay keeps them to a minimal but Sonya goes above and beyond 

When it comes to Ari, Sonjay gets flustered and shy, and Sonya goes to talk to her, letting her know about him and to give him a chance

On the beach, Sonjay teaches Sonya how to boogie board and encourages her whenever she fails, telling her that she’s doing a good job and to keep on trying

Harrison [Group D, Subject D7: The Resilient]

Male Harriet

Portrayed by Jacob Anderson (aka Raleigh Ritchie)

“Well look at you being a stud,” Harriet remarks, eyeing him up and down, impressed. Harrison tries to act like he’s tough but breaks into a laugh, blushing once she says that.

Harrison decides to be in charge of the Immunes, staying with the younger ones, who are 14 and under, throughout the night with Harriet accompanying 

Harrison and Harriet both are the ones who make shadow puppets with the firelight and flashlights 

Harriet sees Harrison as selfless, brave, and daring which she believes are strong leadership qualities and are good personality traits 

They both play Clue with Thalia & Thomas and act as the referees during the Chicken Fights of Frey, Frypan, Thalia, and Thomas as well as the volleyball matches 

At the beach, Harriet and Harrison serve drinks and snacks to everyone, reminding them to stay hydrated and to keep up with their nutrition 

Harrison likes to fish for clams in the sea, trying to find pearls to make necklaces for all of the girls including Harriet  

[loftyexecutor]

inhuman

characters; bluhen, richter, herrscher rating; t wc; 648 au; 2p notes; at the bottom

"Bluhen! Stop it!"

Herrscher's voice cuts through the air, but Bluhen's hand doesn't leave its position, merely squeezing further and dragging out a pitiful whine from the other celestial.

"Can't you see it's hurting him?!"

Bluhen lets go of Richter right before Herrscher could yank at his wrist, letting the man drop onto his knees, coughing his lungs out.

"Ho~h?" he taunts, "I guess I always overestimate the weakling. Really, to think he can't handle even this…"

Richter wants to bite back, but his voice is still gone. Bluhen twirls on his heel, coat wrapped around his form like a gown. Herrscher glares at Bluhen, kneeling down next to Richter.

"Maybe if you stopped mingling with the humans so much, you wouldn't be such a weakling anymore," Bluhen remarks, but then, to the utter joy of the other two, he finally leaves.

Herrscher helps Richter up into his feet with a soft hand. Richter is still rubbing at his neck, breathing labored.

"Why do you let him corner you?" Herrscher asks, a little exasperated as he looks the other celestial over. Richter's red hair falls limp into his face and he refuses to look Herrscher into the face.

"Maybe because I'm stupid," Richter finally replies, with a sigh.

"You keep thinking he'll be different," Herrscher finishes the unspoken statement. He can't even say he blames Richter, but to keep such hope up in the face of the same thing over and over…

Well, Herrscher is a little bit jealous. But it's still stupid.

"The goddess isn't cruel," Richter states. He follows when Herrscher leads them to the kitchen table, pulling out chairs for them.

"I don't think you're saying that to the right person," Herrscher tells him, busying himself with pulling out tea. After the Renas introduced them to the concoction, it'd become a go-to to calm down.

Henir's eye blinks slowly at Richter, and were he a little more innocent, he might've thought the god was looking down at him in pity.

"I apologize," Richter says, bowing his head a little. Herrscher hands him a mug and sits down as well, blowing onto the stealing liquid.

"I know what you mean. I think. When I look at Bluhen, I can't quite believe we're the same person." Herrscher takes a sip, wincing only minimally as he burns his tongue.

Richter snorts the tiniest bit at him, but not unkindly. "You're quite the sight yourself," he says, stirring sugar into the tea.

"I'm not regretting my path," Herrscher tells him back.

Richter nods. "I'm not insinuating anything. I just mean we're all different from how we've started. I'm not sure if I like it."

Yes, Herrscher can understand. Bluhen had become so alike the humans he hated so much, and just trying to stay around him gave Herrscher a migraine.

"I don't."

Richter chuckles at the so-Herrscher-like answer. The tea warms his hands as he holds it and he can barely feel the pain in his throat anymore, even though there's bound to be a mark there.

"Next time Bluhen lands a hand on your," Herrscher says, quiet and thinking. His form wavers, eye boring through Richter's form. "You fight back. He's no longer who he used to be."

"But what if he--"

"Either you fight back, or I do."

Herrscher's tone carries no space for argument, so Richter doesn't. He casts his eyes down, frowning at the table, at the mug still steaming into his face.

It's really not fair how Bluhen thinks he's better than them, just because he revels in all the negative emotions of humans. Richter can't imagine being like that, straying from the goddess just for the sake of being evil.

He doesn't say anything, but Herrscher still gets it. They stay in silence, only broken by the sounds of arguing from the villagers outside.

It's a rare moment of Peace before Bluhen returns.

notes;

bluhen is still blooming with emotions, negative ones, copying them from the majority of the search party he revels in causing pain and even laughs whilst beating down his opponents with no shred of mercy  richter is less haughty, merciful at times, but ultimately a pushover with high hopes for people he knows herrscher and richter have a tentative friendship based on their mutual dislike of bluhen and helping each other out occasionally herrscher frets over others often, and hates seeing someone hurt because he knows what its like. hes not very good with emotions, but knows he despises negative ones, especially when they manifest like they do in bluhen and knight, for example theyre all a mess