#man……….

[swedenis-h]

Me vs that damn clip in the s14 gag reel….

S14 gag reel when I catch you…

[zombiotical]

Steals your art style and runs away

hey!!!!! HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[meitantei-lavi]

sad honk

[poyell]

Day 13 & 14 - Sliced / Eyes

[dawnleaf37]

pill bottle and bowler too …. Oh noooooo

[acheronist]

I’m reading a diary kept by one of the dudes in the donner party and there’s one page where he must have spilt his bottle of ink because there’s a light stain? and as someone who often spills bottles of ink, the way it’s wiped off looks SO similar to when I try to wipe up a mistake but it’s making me so sad.. he just wanted to make sure he didn’t ruin his page but like. IMAGINE for a moment: having nothing to eat but cattle hides, stuck underneath 9 ft of snow, just trying to record facts of what happened as any sort of explanation for when someone (hopefully) comes across his dead body later, and knocking over his ink because the cold and hunger is making him clumsy? And having the desperate reflex to fix one (1) thing in such a terrible situation, that he just gives up trying to ration out the ink and sweep it all off the page with his sleeve? Because if he can’t even keep the facts of his own demise straight, how could he possibly think he’d ever get out of that mountaintop?

[ghostbeam]

Guys can we talk about this:/

[donnieisaprettyboy]

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

[babybasher]

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[noodles-and-tea]

:(((

[the-trans-man-with-no-plan]

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

[jerrycummblr]

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

[skipppppy]

I think she’d respect his methodology

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait