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henryyyy don't kill yourself your too sexy
let me tell you about NASA babygirl
#truly wish i could just tell henry about all the fucking billionaires traveling to space for funsies#man would be shook#you think the moon landings crazy buddy let me tell you the other shit weve been up to#henry winter#the secret history#tsh#donna tartt
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Canon James Potter on hearing his name is linked to two ships in ao3’s top 20 ships for 2023 (no 8 and no 18):
Canon James Potter on hearing the most popular of the two is him & Sirius’ Deater baby brother Reggie:
#lol I’ve nothing against Jegulus#but I think canon James would be shook 🤣🤣🤣!#he’d be all listen#I had world saving sex#of course I’m mentioned twice in the top 20 list#😏😉😇#*preening* *strutting* *fussing with his hair* *repeatedly throwing and catching a stolen snitch*#WAIT WHAT ????!!#😱😬🧐😳#regulus??? as in Reggie I joined the Deaters at 18 and had a collage of Voldy on my bedroom wall Reggie?!?#*backs slowly out of the room*#*watching Sirius’ face*#*muttering expletives and words such as what the ever living fuck#*how did this happen??*#*more importantly why did this happen?*#*you’ll have to ask him I refuse to incriminate myself*#also *WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!*#Sirius Black: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU ENDED UP HAVING SEX WITH MY BABY BROTHER???? THE LESS ATTRACTIVE BLACK BROTHER??????!!!!!!!!!!#Reggie? the less good looking bro???#surely to fuck if you were going to fuck one of us it’s have to be me Merlin damn it man!!!!!#the Deaters are the Death Eaters (you had to be there#(involves the scarlet pimpernel)
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manchmal denk ich drüber nach wie CRAZY true crime podcasts auf die story bzw den fall aus herz der schlange abgehen würden. like irgendwo in universe sitzen da doch zwei girlies und die eine erzählt der anderen von dem bösen polizisten, der seinen vater umgebracht hat und abgehauen ist, und löst dann erst am ende auf, wie es wirklich war und die andere kommt überhaupt nicht drauf klar
#ich will diese folge hören ngl#tatort saarbrücken#spatort#“und dann sieht man auf den aufnahmen wie der vater einen stock nimmt...” “NICHT DEIN ERNST”#like imagine their reaction they'd be so shook#man könnte den fall so gut aufziehen haha#“und sein kollege der die ganze zeit zu ihm gehalten hat holt ihn dann vom gefängnis ab” “AWWWW”#den teil mit dem geld ausbuddeln wissen die ja nicht so it's a happy ending perfect episode it would make NUMBERS
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i'm well aware of the second gif's lower quality but i had to reduce it cuz of file size fjwngjekwjkd
oh i am. i am VERY unwell. oh lord, oh geez /pos
#cooler#dragon ball#dbz cooler#dragon ball project multi#COOLER PLEASE JUST ONE CHANCE I'M BEGGING YOU WHAT DO I GOTTA DO BBG#the way i shook and vibrated over the first animation-i am ILL#barking. shamelessly so.#would go bonkers at 11 am over this man again gotDAM#screenrecorded these for the people (myself and the other cooler fans in the tags; hi hello! sorry you're seeing me lose it in here btw-)
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Fred shakin' like a bowl of Jell-O™
#my ass wants to see him in a belly dance skirt-scarf soooo fucking bad#like all I hear in my head as I see him jiggle-jiggle is Shakira's “Le-do-lo-le-lo-le Le-do-lo-le-lo-le”#I just love watching Fred dance. Nothing like it to get me in a good mood ya know?#What if I sat on his lap while he shook like that? What a fucking ride that would be.#Fred Durst#Limp Bizkit#nu metal#Freddy D#The Chocolate Starfish is My Man Fred Durst#On my Freddy D bullshit for Fred Durst Friday#down the rabbit hole
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this is the dynamic
#burnt out 20 something year-old in love with a morally questionable sexy old man. blissfully ignoring the red flags#and in fact encouraging some of them#aka the murders are part of him and i think i could fix him but also its kind of funny#david would rather TOP a TWINK than STOP and THINK!#oh also the pink stuff is remnant. i know it canonically looks like mercury but i guess i never shook the habit of making it pink lmao#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#artwork#drawing#illustration#artistsupport#self insert x canon#self insert#oc x canon#self ship art#william afton#do i tag this with fnaf yes or no... hmmmm#sure#fnaf
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we might not have much of a description of Ty's appearance but i know in my heart that man has the physical constitution of a ferret for his own health he needs to be shook please someone grab him and just
#man that would make laminated paper sounds if shook#feels like he'd have been one of those kids that could fall dpwn a flight of stairs and just keep goin like nothing happened#anyway#woe.begone#w.bg#ty betteridge
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*voice of exhaustion* you guys are like, so moronically white
#nnstuff#rambling#this is about the murderbot fandom. dont talk to me about it but y'all annoying as hell sometimes#but im black what did i expect#had one critical thought about murderbot casting#and then decided that its actually groundbreaking that its being played by a white man because... why exactly?#thats literally seen as the default. there's nothing challenging about a white man playing a characater who has no gender#white men have played all kinds of characters including women and minorities#specifically because being a white man is seen as the default experience. so of course a white man can play a genderless robot#its not groundbreaking. no one is gonna be shook by a white man playing a robot saying that it has no gender#you guys are sooooo easily swayed its embarrassing#you know what would've been really cool and played into the themes of un-personhood within capitalism?#a trans black person. or even just A Black Person#a black man would've been doubly good imo because black men are seen as hyper masculine and aggressive#so it having no gender would push against that#and a black women could make the audience think about what traits they see as gendered#and both would make u think about how race plays into being owned under capitalism#and why it would unexpected to see that kind of face on a badass security construct#that would've been something at least
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what if they made a sequel to rise of red and they added a character called chester cat and he is the son of the cheshire cat and he was just a basic ass catboy I think I would shit tbh
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went into the the newest episode of Loki being like ohhh yeah buddy, in ep.3 they dressed up in period suits and went to the world fair and it was lovely and fun and quite enjoyable outside of the demon clock (she makes me uncomfortable and I want to kick her) I can’t wait to see what’s happens in this one!
and I ended it like oh. oh no. oh my god. what. no. please send help. what the fuck just happened. jesus holy shit. oh no.
#loki#loki spoilers#loki season 2#hey at least there was no sylvie and loki kiss because for a minute there i thought there would be#and i almost cried#but anyway#the way my jaw dropped#at the end#i’m so shook#fucking marvel and their cliffhangers man#ughhh#now i have to wait another week#mcu
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here is sylathe in all her da:i glory btw. yall I'm obsessed with her I can't take it!!!!
#solas is so shook his tunic started clipping through his legs. get it together man#I'm so happy I was pretty much able to make her as I imagined#ideally her hair would be shorter and styled differently and a little different in tone BUT IT'S FINE#I might actually adjust her design to fit how she looks in the game#it would certainly be a lot easier on me lol#oc: sylathe#da:i#lavellan#solavellan#dragon age#cleric plays dai
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The Basic G3 dolls are now down to $15.99 on Amazon (US)
#monster high#monster high g3#i really thought the lowest they'd go down to was $16.99 im shook...#they were $16.14 for a while they really do keep going down#although im pretty sure i saw a post that said the basic dolls were gonna be redone or something next year?#curious to see what that might look like if true#man...i kinda wanna try customizing clawdeen's doll#i have msc and micro paint brushes in my cart...#all i would need is some hair from etsy...#text post
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i remember when jjk was more than just cheap shock value
no genuinely… and that’s something i really wanna talk about too in this ask i hope you don’t mind! 😭 i just have a lot to say…
i think in the beginning jjk truly did have genuine plot/story and there was MEANING in people’s words/actions and deaths would actually service the story/be impactful… like. a side character like riko/haibara who we only see in a few panels had SUCH an impact on a character like suguru and made him make choices that he believed would have been for the betterment of his loved ones. satoru’s OWN first death had impact on him bc it reminded him that he’s not infallible and he didn’t wanna take another chance at being hurt -> infinity being up 24/7. toji killing himself and dying again for the sake of his SON. i feel like after hidden inventory death was just… callous? and not in a good way that it services a story — it was just genuine shock value. i guess i could excuse nanami’s death to service the story but it’s like… he didn’t HAVE to die. and if he DID die, wouldn’t the mourning period for satoru be THAT much stronger? we just got a “damn that’s crazy” like ??? do you remember when yuji died and satoru sat down, closed his fist, raging & saying how he’d murder the higher ups? shoko saying that she hasn’t seen satoru be that emotional in a LONG time? like THAT was genuine anger/mourning bc someone satoru cared about DIED and it was on his conscious… you’d think that hearing about the death of his old friend/his student would send him into a mini spiral but no…? like i know gojo is used to this but he’s still HUMAN…
and again w the deaths/random plot as shock value i agree. it’s SO unnecessary. yuki/nobara/choso dying had no value. is higu dead? i forgot bc atp i just assume everyone is w the way this shit is going… like none of those deaths serviced the plot in ANY way??? just… shock value. and i get wanting to do shock value! it was used super well w riko and same w geto killing the village! but otherwise it’s like… what’s the point? same w the plot itself like… sometimes it doesn’t make sense…
and in terms of what’s happening w sukuna & gojo. i won’t spoil anything. but at least from what we’ve seen… i’m of the firm belief that gojo didn’t have to die/if he DID have to die then it should have turned into the six eyes theory/him reaching enlightenment! and also for sukuna as well… why does he seem weaker now and less scary 😭 like he was more frightening in yuji’s body in the beginning of jjk… same w the massacre in shibuya. THAT was terror. rn it’s not that scary. and also gege keeps sidelining yuji and it’s pissing me off… we JUST got yuji leveling up and now he’s pushed aside again 😭 i think gege forgets that this is yuji’s manga 😭 also don’t get me started on twin theory. it would’ve ate more than nephew/uncle i’m sorry i’m still hung up on that. also girl i’m still confused w kenjaku too 🤨 idk. i feel like gege genuinely started losing the plot both literally and figuratively… i think i would rather a big break and have him regroup/think about where he wants to take the story than what we have going on now but at the same time i respect/understand the fact that mangakas don’t get that luxury in the slightest… idk i just wish he knew how he wanted to take the ending of the story in the beginning bc at this point it just feels kinda :/ meh :/ which is sad bc jjk really was THAT bitch for me! still is but like… idk. the crown is tipping major rn is all………..
also remember how gege is always hating on gojo… i feel like it’s not a joke anymore and it’s kinda really upsetting me… just the way he’s taken things w his character/how other characters interact w him… idk. like the gojo we know is the gojo that gege presented to us in the beginning and it just seems like gege lost that along the way… the stuff he did to gojo was like not necessary and if it was, then there were better ways of going about it! and it seems like he’s forgotten about a lot of other characters………… like we’ve lost the plot. genuinely……..
sorry i keep adding on i just keep thinking of stuff but also… i care more about itafushi like more than anything. this story from the beginning has been ABOUT yuji AND megumi and their relationship. yuji ate sukuna’s finger and became a vessel willingly to SAVE megumi. yuji now is trying to SAVE megumi but i feel like gege doesn’t care? like we only got yuji seeing megumi for a split second… i feel like we should’ve gotten more info about megumi too! bc more than anything, this story is about itafushi wanting to save each other. gege just completely forgot about them and now that i think about it, i think that pisses me off the most 😭😭😭 like plot is LOST. fr.
#asks#kira tag <3#maybe i’m picky but like idk i would write this way differently than him#you can still make people SHOOK without shock value deaths#bc if you do too many there’s no shock anymore 😭#like plot wise… man i’d change a lot.#the manga is kinda deteriorating a lil bit + i don’t know if gege is as into it as he used to be#i’m starting to think all those times he said he hated gojo is like… not a joke anymore#-> esp w the recent chapters#honestly i’d argue maybe ever since post prison realm release… idk#i hope none of this is spoiler-y i made sure none of it has spoilers but if you think any of it does please lmk i’ll tag it
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lapin angelique
#crebsketch#dumping here for archival purposes again#the world ends with you#twewy#yoshiya kiryu#so i played twewy.#i am not immune to snarky white haired guy as per usual#and i have my tablet back.#twewy is Eating my brains i bought neo a week ago....? and i have. 15 hours alread.#ALSO I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY. i found a twewy pin in kinokuniya i was SO shook. and bought it#shiki on my bag now <3 man. i need to draw her too.#twewy breaking my oc art streak. new era i suppose#anyways [gestures vaguely] eat up. love making content for games decades old
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Boy I hate to whip out the block button, but man it's nice to have it when you need it
#Sometimes u gotta draw a line with negativity and scary things u know#Had a really rough day and was Shook by some things I saw and man#I would like a break ):#Just venting because I'm going insane lmao#Yadda yadda
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trying so fucking hard to stay calm hhhhhhh okay okay okay okay okay okay so. I was NOT emotionally prepared for this but Koskela's feverish visions of Hietanen were in fact in the original text. and the romantic subtext of the whole "hearing the echo of a loved one's laughter moments before your death" thing was. in fact. very much there. as well. almost. pretty much. unmistakably so.
..........i cannot believe this
i cannot fucking believe this
I am genuinely in open-mouthed awe about this. holding my head in my hands with a thousand mile stare. i was not prepared for this. I was NOT prepared for this. a hinted gay romance. between two of the most beloved characters in one of the most beloved books in the history of Finnish literature. in a book. that was written 70 YEARS AGO when homosexuality was still a sin a crime and an illness. and yet. koskela was implied to be in love with hietanen. THE ACTUAL CANONICAL TEXT IMPLIED THIS I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP. ville koskela was in love with urho hietanen
#im fucking shook#i did not believe for a second that this would actually be in the original text. i was 1000% sure the scene from the tv show was just#louhimies trynna be an inclusive modern man showing off his basic skills in queer reading a historical text#but it's right there. it's right there. i cannot believe#i keep reading the page over and over again to make sure im not just making shit up. but it's right there.#yes it's also the feverish nightmare of a worn down and deeply traumatized man. but the comfort of hietanen's laugh and presence is there#no matter how mauled by his horrifying wounds#there's the comfort of his laugh and the terror of his death#im. i can't#unknown soldier
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