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henryyyy don't kill yourself your too sexy
let me tell you about NASA babygirl
#truly wish i could just tell henry about all the fucking billionaires traveling to space for funsies#man would be shook#you think the moon landings crazy buddy let me tell you the other shit weve been up to#henry winter#the secret history#tsh#donna tartt
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Are you normal or did Matthew Mercer tell you to your face that Essek Thelyss grew his hair out because he felt like he could finally settle down for a normal life and also because his boyfriend looks hot with long hair so why not him too.
#you guys I actually talked to matt and shook his hand and he held mine with two hands and they were so warm#anyway enough about that#essek thelyss#caleb widogast#shadowgast#critical role#mighty nein#like do ever just get hit with canon essek thelyss lore#from the man himself#and for like an hour only you know#you guys I would literally never keep this from you#but like what the actual fuck
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When you be disabled, making less money than the previous year and have the medical records to prove it and the government denies you insurance assistance because you don’t have kids …. wha….
#they said i qualified except for the fact… I don’t have kids#LIKE ? make it make sense ??? 😭#I’m not upset because I have treatment to stay stable even if o pay out of pocket every three months I can work with that for now#but the fact they denied me for that#also it looks like I’m not the only one#even people with tumors who can no longer keep up with full time jobs get denied if they don’t have kids#thanks America 🦅#no offense also but my uterus had me hospitalized for two years and on a wheelchair to the point doctors suggested just removing it#having kids would kill me fr#aside from being aroace i have a medical excuse for not wanting them 💀#but Les gooooo#les gooooooo!! yay!!#pix habla#I’m not upset I’m just shook 😭 I swear#I had to share because it’s so silly#the interview guy felt embarrassed telling me too and kept apologizing and I was like hey dawg it’s ok man I get it it’s not your fault#like he struggled to tell me the reason was the lack of kids and I’d hate to be in his shoes 💀 hope he’s ok#that’s why healthcare based jobs suck idk if I’ll even go back to that field of work >> the nonsense you have to say out loud sometimes is#so bad…
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Canon James Potter on hearing his name is linked to two ships in ao3’s top 20 ships for 2023 (no 8 and no 18):
Canon James Potter on hearing the most popular of the two is him & Sirius’ Deater baby brother Reggie:
#lol I’ve nothing against Jegulus#but I think canon James would be shook 🤣🤣🤣!#he’d be all listen#I had world saving sex#of course I’m mentioned twice in the top 20 list#😏😉😇#*preening* *strutting* *fussing with his hair* *repeatedly throwing and catching a stolen snitch*#WAIT WHAT ????!!#😱😬🧐😳#regulus??? as in Reggie I joined the Deaters at 18 and had a collage of Voldy on my bedroom wall Reggie?!?#*backs slowly out of the room*#*watching Sirius’ face*#*muttering expletives and words such as what the ever living fuck#*how did this happen??*#*more importantly why did this happen?*#*you’ll have to ask him I refuse to incriminate myself*#also *WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!*#Sirius Black: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU ENDED UP HAVING SEX WITH MY BABY BROTHER???? THE LESS ATTRACTIVE BLACK BROTHER??????!!!!!!!!!!#Reggie? the less good looking bro???#surely to fuck if you were going to fuck one of us it’s have to be me Merlin damn it man!!!!!#the Deaters are the Death Eaters (you had to be there#(involves the scarlet pimpernel)
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i'm well aware of the second gif's lower quality but i had to reduce it cuz of file size fjwngjekwjkd
oh i am. i am VERY unwell. oh lord, oh geez /pos
#cooler#dragon ball#dbz cooler#dragon ball project multi#COOLER PLEASE JUST ONE CHANCE I'M BEGGING YOU WHAT DO I GOTTA DO BBG#the way i shook and vibrated over the first animation-i am ILL#barking. shamelessly so.#would go bonkers at 11 am over this man again gotDAM#screenrecorded these for the people (myself and the other cooler fans in the tags; hi hello! sorry you're seeing me lose it in here btw-)
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Ansur!Tav fic in which Ansur reincarnates as Tav and slowly realizes his dream guardian is awfully familiar in the worst fucking way. This could be a horribly dramatic, tragic story.
however, I propose instead... comedy!
Let the companions suffer through them constantly bitching at each other. Maybe somehow Ansur is still an undead spirit posessing Tav so Emps is like "who's the abomination now??" and Astarion's like "now wait just a second, there's nothing wrong with being undead" and Minthara's casually dropping super wise truth bombs on them about their relationship and Karlach and Wyll ship it
#ansuran#bg3 the emperor#i will probably never write this#but you can't stop me from day dreaming#shadowheart's probably doing shots with astarion re: some aspect of the relationship idk#laezel decidedly does NOT ship it#her interference probably brings them closer together lmao#ansur x the emperor#ansur x balduran#balduran x ansur#idk man what even is an identity#sketchy squid man x uppity undead dragon#halsin fully supports their relationship and wants to join in aldkjfalksjdf#minsc says the emperor is ansur's boo#'oh i see you too carry around a tiny space creature who tells you what to do'#*ansur disapproves*#but he adopts minsc anyway#the emperor puts up less of a fight in accepting misc bc he doesn't want to make ansur mad(der)#jaheira keeps giving ansur old lady advice and he's like ma'am i am older than you#she does not care#he is clearly an emotional disaster who needs help#orpheus is suffering#ansur!tav is the one tav who manages to get orpheus and the emperor to get along#he recruits omeluum for the ending btw#omeluum helped change his mind about mindflayers being terrible#he and blurg had tea with ansur and ansur was shook#and had a crisis bc he wonders if maybe just maaaaybe he might have possibly been wrong when he offered baldemps merciful death#meanwhile emperor is like 'this is fine bc i have no feelings#hint: he has so many fucking feelings#minthara points them out. if you did not feel why would you act
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egodeath: the disappearance of one's sense of self, or the removal of one's ability to distinguish themselves as an entity separate from their social or physical environment.
#shook arts#oc shiz#takoshi (oc)#i told you you wouldn't be able to guess why he was so happy#i feel like i may need to give context for this#bc i've only briefly touched upon takoshi's over reliance on masking as a coping mechanism#as well as how he feels as if he has to conform to the expectations of others even if that means acting like a different person entirely#but also. idk man i think it kinda speaks for itself#now if someone were to *ask* me to go further into it then ofc i would :] but#for now i think i'm just gonna let the art speak for itself#also sorry not sorry about the next few drawings also probably being less goofy and more serious#i've had some cool ideas i wanna see if i can pull off#tbh getting to like. actually draw and not just do character refs constantly has been nice :]#and now that the creative juices are flowing it's so jover. i will never shut up about these two sorry (not)#oh yeah also. ik some of the proportions are kinda fucked up but uh consider#i don't really care enough to fix it#like this isn't something i'm trying to spend 8 hours on lol it doesn't have to be perfect :]
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Fred shakin' like a bowl of Jell-O™
#my ass wants to see him in a belly dance skirt-scarf soooo fucking bad#like all I hear in my head as I see him jiggle-jiggle is Shakira's “Le-do-lo-le-lo-le Le-do-lo-le-lo-le”#I just love watching Fred dance. Nothing like it to get me in a good mood ya know?#What if I sat on his lap while he shook like that? What a fucking ride that would be.#Fred Durst#Limp Bizkit#nu metal#Freddy D#The Chocolate Starfish is My Man Fred Durst#On my Freddy D bullshit for Fred Durst Friday#down the rabbit hole
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this is the dynamic
#burnt out 20 something year-old in love with a morally questionable sexy old man. blissfully ignoring the red flags#and in fact encouraging some of them#aka the murders are part of him and i think i could fix him but also its kind of funny#david would rather TOP a TWINK than STOP and THINK!#oh also the pink stuff is remnant. i know it canonically looks like mercury but i guess i never shook the habit of making it pink lmao#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#artwork#drawing#illustration#artistsupport#self insert x canon#self insert#oc x canon#self ship art#william afton#do i tag this with fnaf yes or no... hmmmm#sure#fnaf
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we might not have much of a description of Ty's appearance but i know in my heart that man has the physical constitution of a ferret for his own health he needs to be shook please someone grab him and just
#man that would make laminated paper sounds if shook#feels like he'd have been one of those kids that could fall dpwn a flight of stairs and just keep goin like nothing happened#anyway#woe.begone#w.bg#ty betteridge
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*voice of exhaustion* you guys are like, so moronically white
#nnstuff#rambling#this is about the murderbot fandom. dont talk to me about it but y'all annoying as hell sometimes#but im black what did i expect#had one critical thought about murderbot casting#and then decided that its actually groundbreaking that its being played by a white man because... why exactly?#thats literally seen as the default. there's nothing challenging about a white man playing a characater who has no gender#white men have played all kinds of characters including women and minorities#specifically because being a white man is seen as the default experience. so of course a white man can play a genderless robot#its not groundbreaking. no one is gonna be shook by a white man playing a robot saying that it has no gender#you guys are sooooo easily swayed its embarrassing#you know what would've been really cool and played into the themes of un-personhood within capitalism?#a trans black person. or even just A Black Person#a black man would've been doubly good imo because black men are seen as hyper masculine and aggressive#so it having no gender would push against that#and a black women could make the audience think about what traits they see as gendered#and both would make u think about how race plays into being owned under capitalism#and why it would unexpected to see that kind of face on a badass security construct#that would've been something at least
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what if they made a sequel to rise of red and they added a character called chester cat and he is the son of the cheshire cat and he was just a basic ass catboy I think I would shit tbh
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went into the the newest episode of Loki being like ohhh yeah buddy, in ep.3 they dressed up in period suits and went to the world fair and it was lovely and fun and quite enjoyable outside of the demon clock (she makes me uncomfortable and I want to kick her) I can’t wait to see what’s happens in this one!
and I ended it like oh. oh no. oh my god. what. no. please send help. what the fuck just happened. jesus holy shit. oh no.
#loki#loki spoilers#loki season 2#hey at least there was no sylvie and loki kiss because for a minute there i thought there would be#and i almost cried#but anyway#the way my jaw dropped#at the end#i’m so shook#fucking marvel and their cliffhangers man#ughhh#now i have to wait another week#mcu
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The Basic G3 dolls are now down to $15.99 on Amazon (US)
#monster high#monster high g3#i really thought the lowest they'd go down to was $16.99 im shook...#they were $16.14 for a while they really do keep going down#although im pretty sure i saw a post that said the basic dolls were gonna be redone or something next year?#curious to see what that might look like if true#man...i kinda wanna try customizing clawdeen's doll#i have msc and micro paint brushes in my cart...#all i would need is some hair from etsy...#text post
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i remember when jjk was more than just cheap shock value
no genuinely… and that’s something i really wanna talk about too in this ask i hope you don’t mind! 😭 i just have a lot to say…
i think in the beginning jjk truly did have genuine plot/story and there was MEANING in people’s words/actions and deaths would actually service the story/be impactful… like. a side character like riko/haibara who we only see in a few panels had SUCH an impact on a character like suguru and made him make choices that he believed would have been for the betterment of his loved ones. satoru’s OWN first death had impact on him bc it reminded him that he’s not infallible and he didn’t wanna take another chance at being hurt -> infinity being up 24/7. toji killing himself and dying again for the sake of his SON. i feel like after hidden inventory death was just… callous? and not in a good way that it services a story — it was just genuine shock value. i guess i could excuse nanami’s death to service the story but it’s like… he didn’t HAVE to die. and if he DID die, wouldn’t the mourning period for satoru be THAT much stronger? we just got a “damn that’s crazy” like ??? do you remember when yuji died and satoru sat down, closed his fist, raging & saying how he’d murder the higher ups? shoko saying that she hasn’t seen satoru be that emotional in a LONG time? like THAT was genuine anger/mourning bc someone satoru cared about DIED and it was on his conscious… you’d think that hearing about the death of his old friend/his student would send him into a mini spiral but no…? like i know gojo is used to this but he’s still HUMAN…
and again w the deaths/random plot as shock value i agree. it’s SO unnecessary. yuki/nobara/choso dying had no value. is higu dead? i forgot bc atp i just assume everyone is w the way this shit is going… like none of those deaths serviced the plot in ANY way??? just… shock value. and i get wanting to do shock value! it was used super well w riko and same w geto killing the village! but otherwise it’s like… what’s the point? same w the plot itself like… sometimes it doesn’t make sense…
and in terms of what’s happening w sukuna & gojo. i won’t spoil anything. but at least from what we’ve seen… i’m of the firm belief that gojo didn’t have to die/if he DID have to die then it should have turned into the six eyes theory/him reaching enlightenment! and also for sukuna as well… why does he seem weaker now and less scary 😭 like he was more frightening in yuji’s body in the beginning of jjk… same w the massacre in shibuya. THAT was terror. rn it’s not that scary. and also gege keeps sidelining yuji and it’s pissing me off… we JUST got yuji leveling up and now he’s pushed aside again 😭 i think gege forgets that this is yuji’s manga 😭 also don’t get me started on twin theory. it would’ve ate more than nephew/uncle i’m sorry i’m still hung up on that. also girl i’m still confused w kenjaku too 🤨 idk. i feel like gege genuinely started losing the plot both literally and figuratively… i think i would rather a big break and have him regroup/think about where he wants to take the story than what we have going on now but at the same time i respect/understand the fact that mangakas don’t get that luxury in the slightest… idk i just wish he knew how he wanted to take the ending of the story in the beginning bc at this point it just feels kinda :/ meh :/ which is sad bc jjk really was THAT bitch for me! still is but like… idk. the crown is tipping major rn is all………..
also remember how gege is always hating on gojo… i feel like it’s not a joke anymore and it’s kinda really upsetting me… just the way he’s taken things w his character/how other characters interact w him… idk. like the gojo we know is the gojo that gege presented to us in the beginning and it just seems like gege lost that along the way… the stuff he did to gojo was like not necessary and if it was, then there were better ways of going about it! and it seems like he’s forgotten about a lot of other characters………… like we’ve lost the plot. genuinely……..
sorry i keep adding on i just keep thinking of stuff but also… i care more about itafushi like more than anything. this story from the beginning has been ABOUT yuji AND megumi and their relationship. yuji ate sukuna’s finger and became a vessel willingly to SAVE megumi. yuji now is trying to SAVE megumi but i feel like gege doesn’t care? like we only got yuji seeing megumi for a split second… i feel like we should’ve gotten more info about megumi too! bc more than anything, this story is about itafushi wanting to save each other. gege just completely forgot about them and now that i think about it, i think that pisses me off the most 😭😭😭 like plot is LOST. fr.
#asks#kira tag <3#maybe i’m picky but like idk i would write this way differently than him#you can still make people SHOOK without shock value deaths#bc if you do too many there’s no shock anymore 😭#like plot wise… man i’d change a lot.#the manga is kinda deteriorating a lil bit + i don’t know if gege is as into it as he used to be#i’m starting to think all those times he said he hated gojo is like… not a joke anymore#-> esp w the recent chapters#honestly i’d argue maybe ever since post prison realm release… idk#i hope none of this is spoiler-y i made sure none of it has spoilers but if you think any of it does please lmk i’ll tag it
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lapin angelique
#crebsketch#dumping here for archival purposes again#the world ends with you#twewy#yoshiya kiryu#so i played twewy.#i am not immune to snarky white haired guy as per usual#and i have my tablet back.#twewy is Eating my brains i bought neo a week ago....? and i have. 15 hours alread.#ALSO I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY. i found a twewy pin in kinokuniya i was SO shook. and bought it#shiki on my bag now <3 man. i need to draw her too.#twewy breaking my oc art streak. new era i suppose#anyways [gestures vaguely] eat up. love making content for games decades old
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