#man walks up stairs

[alchemisticramblings]

breaking news: local five hundred year old man falls down the wizard tower stairs again, surprising absolutely no one

the aftermath:

[artemx746]

Bro what the fuck are the Hill’s genes.

Trevor is 28 years old, works as an account manager, doesn’t exercise yet can somehow survive a car crash at 95mph, climb through whatever the fuck those sewers were, dodge cars on a motorway, survive being tased and can run from several highly trained officers out to kill him.

[tariah23]

Last night, my boss called me out of the blue (he’s never done that before. It was like, almost 9pm and my sister and I were out eating at a restaurant in Chinatown. Well, we’d just left tbh.) asking if I was “coming in today?” And if “I need my hours,” like man, what? And tried to joke about the times where I’d text him to ask if I should still come in because the weather is bad and I can’t work the pool if it’s raining. They literally know this. I’ve been sent home because of the rain at least 5 times now, bro, stop playing with me. He said some shit like “you aren’t just doing that as an excuse to call off, right hahah?” And I just feel like that since they want to fire me, he’s trying to come up with an excuse to do so. He tried to take a jab at me asking by about the weather as an excuse to go into possibly “calling off too much,” even though I’ve never missed a day of work since starting this location. The only days I’ve missed are the days where they’d send me home because of the rain and that one weekend because I was gone for vacation, so they can’t use my attendance at all. I’m late sometimes (only because I’m tired of this place, man. I’m so unmotivated but I need the money orz. The good thing is that the leasing agents and those in higher positions aren’t there on the weekends. Only maintenance and the concierges and they don’t give a shit. I doubt they’d tell on me about being late since most of the concierges hate it there, too. They could gaf.) but my boss sounded like he was trying to see if I was going to coming in today (why wouldn’t I? I’ve been working the weekend for weeks now, what are you talking about 🗿…) so that he could try to have someone new work the pool to give them a chance to get used to it so that they could push me out/ fire me. Jokes on them, I might just call up my main boss on Monday and tell her that I’d like a new assignment because the work place has become hostile and it is now, making me feel uncomfortable.)

[mazzystar24]

In other news guess who got followed by a strange man today 🤩

Everybody say thank you to the random guy who helped me by scaring the creep away by simply being a man and walking with me till I got out from the subbies/underpass thingy area🥰

[araneitela]

I arrived almost 12 hours ago, I've had two stupidly filling typical French meals, I've done too many loads of laundry than I'd like to admit because dryer, I've been spoiled with and am spoiling myself with coffee, my stress is diminishing, I got to read some great meta, and I'm chilling with Mara (who has numerous sleeping spots involving fuzzy blankets in this temporary repose, one of which being the fluffiest nest ever) while listening to and jamming out to Hugh Laurie leading the show in my ear. In other words, while yesterday was a time, I'm having a pretty darn nice time right now, because even if my back aches, my wrists are happier. Let's see if I can get any writing done on these 4/(5?) hours of sleep I've gotten in the last 48 hours, cause I'm pretty hype.

[skoulsons]

Cute joel detail I love in part 1!!!! Is Joel offering his hand to Ellie for her to get on the plank to cross the rooftops!!!! The epitome of being a gentleman!!!! Because it’s high up and he’s giving her something to hold onto so she can get up on the plank easily with the help of his stable hand!!!!

[yi3248]

this is probably karma my right knee HURTS soap im so sorry i gave you knee pains months ago, i WILL do it again

(ps no drawings for a while, maybe during the weekends. currently doing my internship, and now that the week is almost over i can conclude i cannot sneak in little drawings. maybe during commune but sometimes I can't get a seat + waking up so early is kicking my ass 😭 I just want to be no thoughts head empty)

[butterflies-and-bumble-bees]

my dog literally broke his back (slipped a spinal disk) 😣

[dyrewrites]

I spent all day writing, and got to hear an adorable sound out of my husband when I offered to go get us food.

"But it's your birthday, I should go"

"Yes but you came home from work and then lifted weights like a crazy person so go sit down"

I also had cake and then took a nap with the kitties.

Now my son is washing dishes so I don't have to do them tomorrow, and then he's going to make himself dinner.

This makes it sound like an act of kindness, but I told him the dishes are his today (as I warned him they would be when the plumber was done fixing the sink).

And he groaned for a few long seconds before settling on, "yeah, ok."

"That was too easy..."

"It's not like I can say no! It's your birthday."

What a lovely birthday it's been too.

[nandorisms]

My eternal sunshine of the spotless mind Nandermo fic lives rent-free in my head.

Would love to write it someday.

Would love to feel the urge to write again someday 😩

[onioneyez]

You guys I am happy yet again!!!!! HELL yes

[tariah23]

Oh wow, I really am like an hr late for work (under an hr so far)

[todayisafridaynight]

it is real cute that when the ichigang meets arakawa Properly they all get super protective over ichi..

[narutomaki]

I hate that I hate doing things in my own dude but it's so fucking boring !!!

[longeyelashedtragedy]

you know what i took for granted until post-covid?  BREATHING

[paralien]

aauughj full time night guard called in sick 1hr b4 the shift change so I'm doing a night shift atm and like. it's fine. I did this full time in the summer. but. for some reason I've got a soon to be unbearable headache and my neck is so tense and I'm 4hrs into a 8hr shift and in 1hr. I have to start preparing breakfast for... the 8ppl currently sleeping in this hotel and that's gonna be LOUD and I'm not excited :(( like, it's already aching behind my eyes and i have 0 pain killers on me so i just have to tough it out and warrghhaarghhhh