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tagged by @cosmicrhetoric to share my top ten films... i am possibly the worst person to share my taste in cinema. but you asked for it babe i’m sorry i warned you. in no meaningful order, here we go:
1. WEIRD: the al yankovic story (2022): saw this movie the night it came out (11/4) and am STILL thinking about it. it’s (guess what) a really uh, strange film and not at all what i expected--or actually kind of wanted??? bc i do really like Actual “Boring” Al--but i thought it was a lot of fun!! and the re-records are fantastic. the entire rocky road scene makes me so happy.
2. baby driver (2017): hey look i know i know half this cast is absolutely terrible and they should’ve gotten run over with a car in real life but the first time i saw this movie i was in kansas visiting my freshman college roommate for her wedding and it was only like. the third time i’d ever been stoned and it was incredible. literally was the most incredible and life changing experience. made me want to become a stunt driver. i cannot legally operate a motor vehicle at 24 so that isn’t happening but it was a nice feeling while it lasted.
3. dead poets society (1989): i rented this movie the first weekend at college--literally got a library card just to check out the physical DVD copy of this movie because i did not have netflix yet. i was so dramatic and 18 about majoring in something i didn’t want to do, at a college i didn’t want to be at in the first place, that watching dps immediately made me cry. also mr. keating’s little speech of “Mr. Anderson thinks that everything inside of him is worthless and embarrassing” haunts me every day.
4. how to survive a plague (2012): idk if this counts but this is my favorite documentary. it always makes me cry but i think it is such an important and informative documentary. but also it tells the whole story of all the people involved so well. like the way people’s voices stop appearing as voiceovers as the years go on. like you MISS THEM you FEEL the loss of all those people from the queer community in the 80s and 90s. it’s just so fantastic.
5. rocketman (2019): i don’t think i can accurately describe how much i love this movie. elton john is such a cornerstone of my childhood and feeling at home. and the performances in it are so incredible. i watch the crocodile rock scene whenever i’m close to losing my mind. it contains curing and healing properties.
6. glass onion (2022): not to be like i finally watched a modern, relevant movie and fuck people were right it IS GOOD but. guess what i watched a modern, relevant movie and fuck people were right it was very good and i had a lot of fun watching it. also blanc’s outfits made me feel so goddamn envious. the linen pants COME ON!!!
7. ghostbusters II (1989): not to say i don’t also love gb1 but the the “higher and higher” sequence, baby oscar, sigourney weaver being a cellist, “boys, you’re scaring the straights.”, “no, i believe it's one of the fettucinis...”, like c’mon. this movie is amazing. okay i’m realizing that i really need to make you watch ghostbusters II with me. even if you haven’t seen the first one i don’t care we’re watching the guys imply that egon has fucked the goo.
8. groundhog day (1993): okay so maybe i’m just a guy that really likes a certain era of bill murray movies??? ironically this is a movie that, i’ve found, i can really watch again and again and again. like: credits roll, start it again. andie macdowell’s blue coat has been on my mind since i was eleven and saw this movie for the first time. i love the town it looks so delightful--and actually was reminded a lot of it when i was in vermont recently--but it has destroyed me to know that the set was not in punxsutawney but actually somewhere in illinois... boo.
9. beetlejuice (1988): i’m saying beetlejuice as a stand in for like all tim burton movies from 1982-1993 (& like, two in 2005). but i remember watching this movie as a kid and literally not being able to regurgitate the plot at all. like, jump in the line is playing and i’m like “i have no idea what anyone’s name is and don’t know what’s going on. but that lady’s dress [barbara] was nice!!” haven’t changed much but now i at least know what’s happening. also: know that me listing this movie is also me saying that anything danny elfman touches is amazing and i love the soundtrack to this movie so much i wrote a paper on it in undergrad [music in film class] and made my professor read ten pages about the genius of danny elfman making the film’s main melody motif be three. notes.
10. barbie as rapunzel (2002): best for last. i don’t need to explain myself here. the movie is like: 20 minutes of experiencing the horrors of both servitude and otto, 5 minutes of the best dress montage of your life, 10 minutes of being like “oh my god is the prince really that stupid?”, 10 minutes of “yes, he is...”, 15 minutes being confused by the romantic pasts of the kings and gothel, 15 minutes of family therapy between two talking dragons, and 3 minutes of crying over “I know Rapunzel's secret. She painted what she dreamed.” “When you do that you’ll never be wrong.” and it deserved an oscar.
#personal#isha i'm so sorry#also this tag game is SO OLD i will let it die here unless you feel so inclined to do it yourself...#also yeah i had to put a read more bc i can't shut up ever apparently and wrote reviews for all of them#man i'm SORRY#*
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is this anything
#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#old man mcgucket#‘old man fiddler’ was considered but it felt too on the nose#if this has been done before i'm sorry
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this will not be a bridgerton blog but for the foreseeable future i will not be thinking about anything other than bridgerton
(original post @romanceyourdemons)
#bridgerton#i'm sorry to go so off track guys but hopefully some of you are with me on this one#every once and a while i get to post about my little romances!!#as a treat!!!#also do NOT get me wrong i am a colin girly but the man is a wet dog#and that's what i LIKE ABOUT HIM!
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i'm not sure what sqq's saying here and honestly neither is binghe
#bingqiu#svsss#scum villain#binghe is being very mindful rn very demure#(outwardly that is)#(internally he's ravishing that old man)#yallstart#i'm only capable of posting bingqiu art in the middle of the night i'm so sorry i will neither learn nor change
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mary jane's husband and his boyfriend
#if i have the energy part 2 of this would be MJ having to comfort PB through his existential crush#spider man: across the spider verse#miguel o'hara#peter b parker#hello tumblr people#i'll start slowly posting stuff here too#mostly for archiving#so sorry if i'm not too responsive!#the @ in the comics are tecotit bc that's my twt side account and i didn't think i'd post it here woops#also twt locked me out of my tecochet acc for some reason#thanks elon........#teco draws
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#the amazing devil#sorry everyone i'm going insane over TAD and their lyrics again!#personally had to choose the man my father never was just because that seems like the most trans man motto ever
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anyway this hhgu uu hhh this fic
(@moipale I'm sorry I drew fanart before even leaving a comment but that's just how possessed I was)
#danny phantom#electric core AU my beloved#VOICE HYPNOTISM MY [REDACTED]#I took some. creative liberties#if that's okay#I'm sorry I'm just a very simple and predictable man#zilly art
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roll out the red carpet guys we're going to the SHAFTLANDS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#tapis rouge#i have nothing else right now i'm sorry i just got excited by that vil hairstyle#(and i got REALLY excited for a second because i thought red carpet = movie premiere and i always love it when vil gets to be an ~acteur~)#(but 'luxe couture' makes me think fashion show instead. ah well.)#anyway it's time for the vil hometown event!!!! or...travel event at least?#are we gonna get to meet eric or is it gonna be someone else 👀 👀 👀#like i would love to see eric but i kind of think it won't be him since he had that little main story cameo#(as portrayed by Generic Man Silhouette with some hair drawn on)#but feel free to prove me wrong twst! show us how much more glorious his hair has gotten in the last ten-ish years
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First in my heart
#sorry i'm a man bun gale truther#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 fanart#baldurs gate#artists on tumblr#digitalart#digital painting#fan art#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#karlach#karlach cliffgate#laezel#laezel of creche kliir#baldurs gate fanart
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i think it's good to remember sometimes that at their core they're all fucking idiots
#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghoap#call of duty mwii#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#könig modern warfare#call of duty meme#sorry for the whiplash of themes and style in my cod art#that's just the duality of man i'm afraid#soph arts#id in alt text
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never forget what they took from us
#miss her so bad lila I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that man would do that to you#lila pitts#the umbrella academy#tua
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SUBLIME
#i have to say a big sorry to my dear boy loot beleren but i think i'm gonna build this lad in favor of him#tarot cards are just so cool man#rest assured he'll be in the 99#magic the gathering#mtg#bloomburrow#tarot#the fool
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what if we were teammates of 19 years who said things like "i remember watching you play in latvia, thinking how lucky i was that i was going to be your teammate" and "sid saved me" and "only for pittsburgh, always with sid" and "i just always liked him from the start. always have. always will"... and we were both boys
(and what if sports reporters wrote alpha/alpha romance about us. what then.)
#i'm sorry but the new r*ssi article? he was a man on a mission during the interviews: “at the start we were like WHO is going to knot WHO”#him: “the penguin's two alphas” me: ben affleck smoking.jpg#also i usually tune out halfway through his podcast but this episode was excellent highly recommend a listen#anyway sorry niche content but this is my favourite type of post to make :')#hm#gay#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#sidgeno#pittsburgh penguins#hockey#long post
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Princess Tutu and (her) Knight
#princess tutu#princess tutu fanart#ahiru#ahiru arima#fakir#Something took over me man#anyway Fakir's outfit being this white one doesn't really make sense#but his other fits are so.... how do I say this#this was the only good one I'm so sorry#catt art
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Thief
#quick the mods are alseep post old man scientist crossover yaoi#you cant know for sure Ford DIDN'T steal something from the CORE for his quantum destabilizer#thank you to geode-wyrm's for saying they would be BFFs and opening my mind to the possibilities... This is very silly but I'm not sorry#with any luck it will happen again and next time I will make them kiss#Gravity Falls#Undertale#UTDR#Crossover#au#GF Fanart#Gravity falls fanart#undertale fanart#fan art#fanart#Ford Pines#Stanford Pines#grunkle ford#W.D gaster#wingdings gaster#doctor gaster#RoyalAuthor#Artists on tumblr#My art
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Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2
#sorry for the mercy/augustine sex jumpscare but i rly do think they have terrible sex every like. 200 years#they're like ��Oh this Sucks I'm never doing this Again” and then hundreds of years pass and they get bored and they're like hmmm#maybe. it wasn't THAT bad.#the idea of bitching and complaining during sex is too funny to me#also my magnus design is pure indulgence#i just wanted to sexualise that old man. and he ended up looking like varric dragon age 😭😭#also also i gave Pal the fancy swoopy glasses that elphaba wears in the wicked trailer cos i think they're cool#okay now i gotta do some actual tagging#the locked tomb#tlt#gideon the ninth#gtn#harrow the ninth#htn#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#harrow nonagesimus#griddlehark#ianthe tridentarius#ianthe the third#mercymorn the first#augustine the first#palamedes sextus#palamedes the sixth#abigail pent#magnus quinn#john gaius#tlt shitposting#oh and i haven't finished Nona. i paused my reading because i found out there isn't a release date for the next book so I'm like#i need to make this last. i gotta ration this book out (<-stupid)
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