#man i dont self ship. like at all.

[autopsiedsage]

im like This close to saying fuck it and making a self ship blog. JUST BECAUSE OF VENTURE BROS

[rexscanonwife]

I just wanted an excuse to draw his pretty curls and pointy ears...🥺💖💘💖💘💖 also to show that Worrywart can be playful too once they're in a relationship!

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[potatobugz]

i feel like im going insane

[pastelpousay]

Hi chat ignore the old piece of art idek if I ever posted that but I have nothing else to post I just wanted to pop back in

Sorry I haven’t posted in a while please do not forget I exist I was taking a break from drawing for a bit (a mistake if you ask me because now the art is ass💀) but yea I’ll try and be back to my normal everyday/bi-daily posting by tomorrow I’ve been lazy as I said before and also been like chronically online so yea- (ALSO EVERYONE SAY HI TO KOKICHI MY LATEST OBSESSION OBVIOUSLY OMGG sorry I’ll probably post abt him on main so look out there)

I don’t really feel like adding a taglist for this since I likely posted this before and also because this post is just me yapping so yea y’all are free from my clutches for today.

[narwhalandchill]

its been like. nearly a year (How.) already but i cannot lie theres Still a part in the back of my brain occupied with and being thoroughly entertained by the way that childes confirmed 4.0 complete self-awareness over waking up the narwhal at 14 recontextualizes some key liyue things leading to some very funny self indulgent scenarios in my head

like yes chili is old news its basic please excuse me for predictable popular ship crimes (do NOT however associate me w the crimes of fanon against their actual range. theyre peak to Me) but i just keep replaying the imagery of zhongli and childe back on their homoerotic Professional Working Relationship bullshit where their flirting passed the jkjk unless treshold of even remotely plausible deniability like 8 exorbitantly priced business dinners ago and theyre just like. doing that whole song and dance now neither committing to a move except zhonglis presently feeling moderately conflicted (but nonetheless fairly unfazed at) by the prospects of actually developing some sort of a thing for the harbinger hes supposed to puppet master into executing the major story climax of his 67-step retirement plan bc he turned out to be quite the strangely charming ginger specimen (to His weird fucking 6000 year old tastes at least. they deserve each other) with some fascinating life ambitions he cant help but be enraptured by.

but because hes still 100% Locked In on his entire plan zhonglis also just . simultaneously dual wielding his coy-ass "i like you and am taking it slow to Savor this developing relationship (Also bc of the Geo Archon Shaped Elephant In The Room) except am old as shit so my languid sense of time inadvertedly Automatically turns my behavior into an equivalent of the dark souls boss of playing hard2get" act (cue "waddup im ajax 24 and im in fucking agony with this hot funeral consultant". Yes they live like this) AND also meticulously theorycrafting like 12 moves in advance for his 6d chess play of leaving the most subtly crafted trail of breadcrumbs behind for the tsaritsas 11th to follow into the intended & completely "Coincidental" idea of unleashing the one particular sealed sea deity that zhongli Specifically wants momentarily released for his sweet 6k retirement party and graduation test for the nation hes helicopter parented for 3.7k years .

like. this is zhongli we r talking about the guy Absolutely has it planned out down to a fucking art like he has an entire branching path dialogue tree planned and memorized like its a visual novel for every possible way he can conveniently namedrop osial in a non-suspect way and also that he just happens to be sealed right over there across the harbor (what a coincidence!) and also to slip in the intel about the latent power of the sigil of permission etc etc. like zhonglis just out there doing all this massive galaxy brain computational work simultaneously while infodumping on an academic level about whichever subject childes latest random comment of amicable small talk happened to remind him of because in his helicopter parent in remission mind its Absolutely Critical that the idea about releasing osial occurs Completely organically in childes mind it Has to he Cannot risk revealing anything . (hes in remission not in recovery guys.) so like here we are. he requested notes from the tsaritsa Personally on the character of her 11th just to ensure every move was painstakingly crafted to draw him Specifically to the intended conclusion without risking revealing his true identity .

except. the thing . neither he. nor the tsaritsa . would have been informed of . is that this simply isnt childes first fucking rodeo waking up an eldritch city sized sea creature . and he is very well aware of this fact . he woke that beautiful wonderful beloved huge fucking narwhal up by himself had his brain chemistry Immediately and Irrevocably rewired as a direct consequence do you fucking think hes somehow stopped thinking about that singular moment for even a second since then???

yeah . thought so.

so what actually ends up happening in reality is theyll be on another definitely-serious-business-not-just-a-date and zhonglis going to get down to like dialogue selection part 10 of the 86 step conversation tree at Most where hes only beginning to like Vaguely allude to the key pieces of information involved but it turns out Because Hes That Guy (TM) And Has Been There Done That Before childes basic pattern recognition and sense of irony simply proceed to kick in Way ahead of time and hes Immediately perking up like Hey wouldnt it be really fucking funny if i wake up an eldritch sea beast Again . like just in case. as a last ditch effort .

and zhonglis just sitting there seeing the gears turn in his head as they enjoy their cringe fucking picnic (bc they just stare at each other intently like that nowadays its a thing. being in a room with them by this point is essentially a human rights violation) and is just completely fucking flabbergasted and lost on how in the hell childes speedran his way to that conclusion at what amounts to barely a 13% completion rate in his whole overkill fucking plan (just 1 of 3 contingencies btw) and its like yes he has his intended outcome but also precisely 0 idea on how the fuck said outcome was reached the way it was this fast . like hes still winning its His plan thats well underway and ahead of schedule but How

(pov: ur selling the concept of waking up destructive sea creatures to the guy who woke up a celestial body eating cosmic whale at 14)

anyway its truly beautiful i absolutely detest these two and have prime liyue AQ hijinks nostalgia now thank you for the lore drop that allowed this to become canon in my head hoyo

[marsbotz]

i ship inhun in a way that differwnt and more swagful than anyone else btw.

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

I need to see Finn and Axlerod's raw reaction to me crying over snow. I need to know how they would react.

[pagib1g]

yeah ok i guess

[saltwukong]

Bitches will literally tell you a story that they were the villain of.

[love-aholic]

Questions for selfshippers

What's one romantic trope you dislike and never plan on inserting into your selfship? And what's one romantic trope you like and almost always insert into your ships?

[dashiellqvverty]

always think its funny when people are into a particular rpf ship but get antagonistic/hostile/morally superior towards other rpf ships like girl we are all in the same house here

[rexscanonwife]

Do you think it weighs on him? Despite always keeping a happy, cheerful demeanor do you think being constantly mocked, shoved aside, ignored gets to him?

Do you think anyone's ever cradled him and accepted him and loved him for himself?

[reinabeestudio]

I'm blue da ba dee da ba di

[readbyred]

So if anyone was wondering how i watch movies with my f/os in them

Yeah

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

I am so sorry to my cat right now I found a person who is doing videos that are reminding me so badly of Acer and I am just wiped and floored trying not to laugh my ass off I swear I am trying to be still and not disturb you with my laughing

[smolselfshippingaxcycat]

mgnrhgfhgh we're already halfway thru the month and ive only done one artifght attack..

im owrking on another but oh gosh my fatigue is relentless i want cuddles from netzach 3: