#malleus is lonely

[ryllen]

love is a compilation of coincidences

... and chances u create urself

[ventique18]

The way twst intentionally made it a big slap to the face that Idia's and Ortho's mom and dad would go through heaven and hell to save their children, yet Malleus' only living blood relative is completely silent throughout the disaster...

The way the Shrouds would exhaust everything they have just to retrieve their robot son who isn't even alive, yet the remaining Draconia can't even stand up from her throne to check if her grandson is still alive.

My queen, my queen, have you forsaken him?

[basuralindo]

Checking on the guest room every other day like,

Sorry for the lazy ass editing but anyway I've been needing to make a visual for this joke

Now I'm not saying that I always picture this man as Yuu, but I have definitely become obsessed with the raw comedic potential of Tommy Shelby being isekai'd into magic college surrounded by people he actually Cannot boss around

[fruixtii]

gosh. i’ve said this before but skully is so me. the anguish you feel when no one understands you. when you think you’ve made friends and bonded over something only to realize they view it so totally different and upside down from you. but it’s not like they did anything wrong so you just have to suck it up and go back to feeling isolated.

[therealmalleusdraconia]

Malleus on the phone with Yuu: Wait….you’re…inviting me over?!

Malleus: Absolutely!!! HO! I’ll be there in an hour!

*Hangs up*

In a sing song voice: CHILD OF MAN WANTS TO SEE ME~! TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!!

[mochinomnoms]

Ohh I am pretty sure I read small scenarios about meeting different twst parents love that everyone in the fandom agrees to make the leech parents the most beautiful mafia-esque pair and leech mama takes after Jade the most while papa leech takes after Floyd in those scenarios (I love the "Beautiful wife and loser husband" troupe) If I find the @ will tell you because I need to hear more about the leech parents and the Ashengrotto's too since Azul has a step father I feel like that leaves the chance that zul's bio dad had another kid and that would be based on Ursula's younger sister JUST PLEASE PEOPLE CAN'T LET THE POTENTIAL OF MERPEOPLE GO THAT EASILY PLEASE PLEASE-

One of my personal hcs for kid tweels is that they would go out and get random stuff (whenever actual smaller sea creatures or human trinkets) and ask their mother "What's this" yes one time they came back with a human skull..

Another one that's more of a doubt stitch Floyd card mentions that him and Jade once found a ball near the shallows and played with it until it popped but did they tried to take the ball underwater? (haha Floyd gets hit in his face when he tries to push the ball into the water to take it home and the ball comes back up with a bounce)

-Vaquita

I'm imagining a little Floyd trying to drag a ball into the water, getting frustrated that it won't stay down. His claws, dulled as a child, slipped and released the now rapidly launching ball. The buoyancy caused it to shoot for the surface, where Jade was watching a pair of human children look for their now missing toy. Said toy popped out of the water directly under Jade's chin and making him bite into his tongue.

All Floyd hear was Jade's pained cry, laughing and swimming up, where his face was immediately met with the ball being pitched to his face. It was Jade's turn to laugh as the twins started trying to throw the ball harder and harder at each other. Until Floyd's claws finally dug into the ball at the right angle and popped it. Guess it was fun while it lasted!

As for the octotrio parents thoughts, that will have to wait for another post, cause I have thoughts! I will say I love the "beautiful wife x loser husband" trope, but specifically in a case where the husband is also beautiful and ethereal. But! He's kinda pathetic and has no idea how to interact socially but it's okay cause look at his wife, his wife is beautiful and talented and wonderful and isn't he so lucky to have his wife—

Basically, Barbie x Ken

[paradoxon-3791]

MalleYuu Soulmate AU but one of them reveres the idea of soulmates and the other hates them

[pandoa]

top 3 dragon boys i would like to headpat but can't because of the fictional barrier between us (in no particular order)

1. haku — spirited away

2. ao bing — ne zha (2019)

3. malleus draconia — twisted wonderland

that is all. thank you for listening.

[mochawulfie]

Late night thought: I want to see Malleus completely break the 4th wall. I want him to scare the hell out of people and refer to them as their player name just cause lmao

[cookies4evry1]

Guys I missed my sleep because of this and I need it off my brain!

I don't know why but I was thinking about book 7 and how Malleus felt so lonely and stuff. (I've been playing some sonic adventure 2 again since a long time, my favorite thing was the chaos!)

So you see where I am getting at!!

Malleus who feels lonely all of a sudden gets a egg pop right in front of him! And he notices how scared and lonely it feels. He takes care of it along with some of Lilia's advice and in a week it hatches. He doesn't know what it is, but seeing how it smiles at him makes him feel happy! (I just want wholesome stuff!)

Also I drew this very quickly so it's not very good, just the idea is so adorable to me. I don't know if I should call this Au My Chao Friend or My Little Chao. I am going to do some more sketches after I sleep.

[0rchidm4ntis]

At least the moon will keep him company in the dead of night

[internet-freakkkk]

the jokes keep writing themselfs

lmao

(DW MALLEUS FANS I KIN HIM!!! THIS IS A JOKE LMAO)

haha malleus has no friends

@sunnydaze4ever I know what you are 😈

[ta-bajna-cerna-okybaca]

Now that I finally got to play TWST diasomnia chapter 1 myself, I'm gonna need everyone who said Malleus was a baby throwing a tantrum for no reason to pay me 2000 dollars each

[rayroseu-reblogs]

IN A MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL WORLD, SILVER WOULD'VE JOINED THE GARGOYLE STUDIES CLUB RATHER THAN EQUESTRIAN CLUB ‼️‼️‼️

[fruixtii]

I hate diasomnia I hope lilia vanrouge dies

[darknetneopets]

Why are you out there all by yourself, bestie??