#male watch

[stylerenders]

[newblvotg]

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Dick, looking at a random Alien: Might tap that.

Wally: Dude no. It’s a sentient slug.

Dick: It could have a nice personality!

Wally: Bro…

Dick: I don’t appreciate you calling my future wife a slug.

Wally: Dick. Buddy. It’s a slug.

Dick: That’s it! You’re not seeing our kids. I thought we had something special Wals. I was going to make you the godfather-

Wally: No! Dude I can change! I promise! Please I’ll do anything!

Dic k: It’s too late.

Wally, sinking to his knees: Please bro. I’m begging-

[sevenspoonfulsofsugar]

thinking of the ending of conclave (2024) and those lingering shots on the papal vestments. the future and the foundation of the church, he who sits on the throne and is the face of it, wears white.

and the last shot of the movie. and those lingering shots on the women below. the future and the foundation of the church, they who maintain it without being lauded for it, wear white.

[so-i-did-this-thing]

I just wanted to say I really admire how effortlessly masculine you are but how you also love so many traditionally "feminine" things. I am working on coming out as a trans man and dread people telling me I'm not allowed to knit and stuff anymore

One of the annoying aspects of transition is you become this walking litmus test for weird gender essentialism - even in progressive folks - and you're gonna learn just how much people deprive themselves of personal joy because of it.

I cannot tell you how many well-meaning people ended up shitting on my hobbies out of a desire to give me "man lessons" that I never asked for in the first place.

All I can say is, stick to your guns. Sure, knitting has also historically been a masculine activity, but to acknowledge such feels like giving credence to the argument that you have to drop "unmanly" interests. Knit because you like to knit, not because you are "allowed to" based on some gendered technicality.

Don't feel like you need to sacrifice parts of yourself in order to transition. If the best version of you is a man who knits, or a man who likes pink, or a man who enjoys wearing makeup, resist the urge to destroy these pieces of yourself.

Detractors will attempt to weaponize everything about you in an attempt to de-legitimize who you are. The most radical thing you can do is show them how your passions only make you stronger.

The dread is real, but it gets easier to assert yourself over time. You might even find yourself becoming an ambassador to other men wrt your hobbies. Good luck!

[hellspawnmotel]

epsilons

[cubedmango]

it went like this right

[little-doggy-boy-kisserstraight]

"Why doesn't daleton buy pants that fit him"

It was established in season 2 that he has the smallest, sluttiest waist in the whole kingdom

[superbatsbison]

Having unhinged thoughts about a foursome between Bruce, male Reader, and the older version of themselves. Dilf Bruce fucking younger (current) Reader while current Bruce fucks the older version.

Older Bruce is hopelessly endeared to see you this way again. He looks at you and sees the face he fell in love with in the first place. You're so soft and wide-eyed. He takes delight in putting you through the mattress and making you shake. He's had twenty-something years to learn your body after all. He's just giving you a taste of what's to come. Meanwhile you're trying not to cum just from the sight of Bruce with salt and pepper hair and a full beard. His muscles are now covered in a slight layer of pudge that just makes him larger and more imposing. You really think he could break you in half if he wanted.

Pan to current Bruce being ridden into the mattress by your future self. Normally, Bruce is in control (as we can see with the other two). But seeing him in his twenties again just makes you go feral. Over the years, Bruce has matured so much. He's become a father, a founder and leader of the JL, and still handles business as the ceo of Wayne Enterprises. Not to mention his regular batman responsibilities on top of it all. All of this has culminated into a protective and grizzled man. Seeing him so young and energetic and unaware of what the future holds makes you want to coo and take care of him. Him losing the ability to speak while you slam down on him is also a plus.

[queenie-the-court-jester]

yandere!emo boy x reader 🖤

a/n: first scenario! reader is mentioned to be cutesy and wears pink, while this dude is going through a hormonal rampage. All characters are depicted as seniors! 18+!

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He hated this fucking school. Hated it so fucking much. He hated the other students, the snobby teachers, the shitty teaching. All of it. Everything except for you.

Sweet funny little you. Just sitting next to him playing on your phone. He was sitting in his chair, feet propped against the desk with the teacher not even bothering. She was done with his bullshit too.

Taking a quick glance at you, he still remembered how you stared up at him while you were collecting your purse's things. you bumped into him by accident and the purse fell due to you not really holding it.

He was planning on screaming at you, maybe give a punch in the nose but he froze when he looked at your face. Stared into your eyes. So pretty and innocent.. it was decided. He didn't need to know anything, you were his right then and there. Ignoring how you tried running away as he grabbed your wrist and dragged you to sit with him at he lunch table.

that's how you got stuck with your new best friend, Riley sandserson. The schools goth and biggest asshole. Always bitching about something or being an overall insult to nature. Sassily flicking his hair away from his face, sometimes even managing to smack somebody with it.

Most avoided you because if they wanted to talk to you, they had to talk to Riley first. And Riley thrived on it. Getting to have you all to himself was an amazing feeling. Clinging to you like a barnacle onto a ship, kissing your neck sometimes or giving it a little nip. Letting out a loud laugh when you'd swat him away. He wanted to stuff that pretty cunt full of his seed..

But back to present matters, he watched you play your game, smiling a bit with how focused you were. Admiring the new ruffle skirt and pink cardigan you were wearing. Oh god, he loved you alright. "Hey, doll face" you looked up from your phone. Staring into his green eyes.

Fuck he could feel another boner coming on. "Gotcha somethin" he quietly passed a hello kitty doll towards you "saw it 'n thought you might like it" "thanks Riley.. I love it" you smiled and hugged your new friend, he was definitely stealing it back later when he'd break into your house again. He tapped his cheek, you seemed hesitant before placing a kiss on it like he demanded.

'i give you something? Thank me for it by giving me a big kiss.' you took it seriously and you're glad you did, because who knows what would happen if you didn't. Spotting his bloody knuckles as you pulled away, you fretted over him. Going into your bag to whip out some pink bandaids.

"Goddamnit what did I say about getting into fights? You'll get your shit rocked one of these days Riley I swear to god. you should be more.." he let your voice drone on, not even Paying attention as he grinned stupidly. He let you place them on with a blush on his pale acne covered face.

God you really wanted to punch him sometimes, to teach him a lesson. But hey, Atleast he stopped bragging about his latest fight and how he dislocated his opponents shoulder and broke their fingers..

What were you going to do with him?

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[flos-obsessivus]

Mmmmm.... Yandere Mukbanger who is popular not because of the food itself but because of his lewd expressions and nearly erotic moans of enjoyment every time he eats. Think food wars type shit.

Yandere Mukbanger whos only enjoyment in life is food, who isn't interested in finding a partner, nor anything close to that. So he hasn't been actively trying to find a lover, to the delight of his fans. He likes to eat a lot of food, especially things that are weird and new to him.

Yandere Mukbanger who one day ordered something from a family owned restaurant that you work in, with you as it's adorable delivery person. Who was sent to his house to deliver his order that was fit to feed at least 10 people.

Yandere Mukbanger whos suddenly craves something else other than food when he sees you in your cute uniform, arms full with his large order of food. That very familiar dilation of his pupils which usually appears when he sees the spread of food now fixated on you.

Yandere Mukbanger whose drool threaten to spill as he thinks about how your flesh would taste (not in a cannibalistic way) on his tongue, how sweet your essence would be, if the flavour would change depending on your arousal.

Yandere Mukbanger who had to stop himself from pouncing on you and taking a little nibble of your succulent lips because you have been confusedly staring at him for the past 5 minutes, trying not to drop the food from your shaking hands. He had to quickly grab the food from you since he noticed how much you were struggling to keep it from spilling all over his porch.

Yandere Mukbanger who now has a new favourite restaurant that he orders from at least 3 times a week, always asking for that one 'delivery person whos as delicious as the food you serve'. Also, he might have scrapped the video of your family restaurant because he didn't want it to get too popular that people will see you and become interested in you.

[joyfuladorable]

Baby Junior's First Steps (based on a scene from Bluey)

Prompt from my buddy @vadfannypack! Everyone thank them Right NoW!!

[8thparadox]

Margret: Sure Frank was annoying but at least he'd take it up the ass Hawkeye: truer words have never been spoken local woman horrified to learn that her 1950s military husband wasn't doing a bit. Oops realized that i was suppost to have hawkeye say the last line but i can't be bothered to fix that.

[gatorbites-imagines]

Hey gator, soooo about the marks do they ever get paranoid that reader is cheating? Or like when they're pregnant do they ever think reader is going to leave them because of all the bad they've done (looks at Mohawk mark and evil empor mark). Does reader ever forget to call them back and suddenly a flood of upset marks are at thier workplace?

It honestly makes sense that the Marks, a large majority anyways, would start getting paranoid. With everything they have all been through, and all the bad things they've done? Why wouldn't they imagine that the reader, someone they see as the better person, find someone better?  

This is also why a good chunk of the vincibles would be so worked up about the reader having a good relationship with OG Mark. Cuz like, this is a version of them that isn't messed up in the head, hasn't killed millions/billions/trillions. Doesn't matter that OG Mark is dating Eve. They are sure he will realize how worthy the reader is and will try to steal him away. 

I don't think they worry too much about the reader cheating, more so because there are so many of them, and they are always keeping the reader busy or keeping an eye on him. Cuz like, no way there isn't at least one Mark stalking him even when he's working. 

Pregnancy hormones might make their feelings start acting out even more though, like the rational ways they dealt with these fears and insecurities before, would start crumbling.  

Marks like Maskless Mark and Omni-Mark might be able to verbalize these feelings to the reader, where others just start getting twitchy and paranoid. 

In the end it has to come down to communication, cuz they start getting really worked up, even when they have no proof or reason to think that reader will leave them, or that reader might be thinking of cheating. It does take a while to get them to not snap and snarl at OG Mark though. 

[fioweress]

wasteland, baby!

[tra1nchi]

Heyaaa 🤩🤩

can I request blade as ur colleague friend who has a slightly crush on u then he gets jealous when u talked to a guy he hates!! he just a snaps and fucks you in the restroom :>>>

-🤓

MINORS DNI!! Bttm male reader,,Jealous Blade,,Choking,,Rough sex,,

Blade couldn't care less for you when you first joined the stellaron hunters,, you were just another addition to the group that would most likely get in his way,,but after being sent on a mission together he can't help himself but start to tolerate you!!

At first he thought of you as just a friend,,nothing more then someone to allow himself to rely on,,even as he started to catch himself looking at you in a different way,,growing more protective over you and sticking to your side like glue even as he denied it!!

on a particular mission you both were on,,he allowed you to stop for food,,albeit with reluctance and a short grumble,,while he waited for you,,he noticed how the food stall worker was looking at you with lust!!

Their eyes trailed up and down your body as you seem completely oblivious to it,,only laughing politely at the workers flirtatious attempts,,The worker stopped suddenly much to your confusion,,a firm hand was pressed to your shoulder!! >□<

Pulling you away from the worker in a fit of jealousy,,ignoring your confused protests to being practically dragging you across the food court,,being shoved into a small bathroom that barely fit the both of you!!

"Did you not notice the way he looked at you? Are you really that oblivious.." He grunts out,,his breath hot on your ear as he flushed his body up against yours,,His hands holding tightly onto your hips!! His grip was really tight,,

Before you knew it,,blade had pinned you up against the bathroom wall,, pistoning in and out of you without letting you take a breath!! His hand went from your hips to jerking your cock so rapidly!! Taking all of his jealously out on your precious body,,

his free hand slowly occupied itself with your neck,, choking you lightly as he grows closer to orgasm,,biting down on your back to hold back his groans,, His hips bucking uncontrollably into you!! >□<