#making mountains out of molehills

[wanderingmind867]

Great! F***ing great! I hate my period 1 class, but the school was so slow that now there's nothing left for me to switch to! I want to break something and scream in someone's face! So now I almost want to stop going to school again! But I probably won't do that. But instead, I'll be stuck with 1 class. That's annoying, but at least it'll give me way more time to read. But I already had a meltdown and screamed at my dad again, so I didn't take the news well initially. Now me and my dad are going for a walk, so I can and cool my f***ing head.

[buyinggf]

*incredulous sports commentator voice* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING RIGHT NOW: THE UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF SLEEPING IN HAS JUST LEFT THE BUILDING

*their more levelheaded co-commentator voice* that’s right jim, despite a unbelievable year—i mean, not once has this man even been awake by 9am this season let alone out of the house—but it really looks like matthew buyinggf has done it. that’s right folks, if you’re just tuning in, matthew buyinggf has just this morning managed to leave for work before 8am. truly incredible scenes and it remains to be seen what this’ll mean for the season going forward but i’m sure his team will have a lot to say about this later. we’ll be covering this shocking turn of events live as it unfolds

[badnewswhatsleft]

(x) "i think we all agree that's our favourite thing about our band - is patrick's vocals" bye. bye why did he say it like that. bye

[trials-of-a-spirit-worker]

Steak looks like their sense of humor.

Dry. Unseasoned. Flavorless and overdone.

Perhaps if the right was more focused on becoming more favorable with the general public and not try these fascist, disturbing policies with people who aren't so deep in the rabbithole or aren't as bigoted as their megafans are, they might have something worth using air to speak.

🤦🏻🤦🏿🤦🏽

[aliferous-ly]

thinking about how tango put romantic music and a heart filter on reuniting with jimmy on empires. why did he do that

[laylakeating]

LAYLA KEATING Outfits in All American, 6.06

[wrightandco]

maybe something that makes big top feel different from the other cases is that it really feels like phoenix is just in a bad mood the entire time. He was also in seething in 2-2, but it’s justifiable because Maya is the defendant. In big top, he’s just sick and tired of everything and everyone and he plays it off like it’s just the annoying circus people but then you have that conversation with Franziska where he loses it a bit and you realise he’s still fucked up over edgeworth too

[ceaseless-watchers-special-girl]

ok so obviously, my first thought was SWEET JESUS LENA.

but secondly. have i said something on here before about not believing that celia actually has a kid?? or that her kid might be a cover for something??

now i have no evidence she's actually lying, and jack might well be a real kid she has to take care of. but i doubt it's as simple and harmless as it seems. and i think "jack" has something to do with all the supernatural bullshit in tmagp and lena somehow knows, and that's why she calls jack "it".

because yeah, it's easy to brush off as a humorous example of lena's distaste of children. but it's also the kind of thing they'd slip in so we could look back on it later and go "oh, that meant something."

[hiyyihrts]

the fact that people will willfully ignore all of the queer related topics and struggles the young teenage characters of heartstopper talk about/touch on while being explained in a manner that people of all ages can understand in favor of obsessing over the ‘lack of sex’ in the show genuinely baffles me. Idk how you view this show and come away stark raving mad over a coming of age queer show for young adults.

[fussystreetlight]

Antis really don't understand their "moral high ground" is nothing more than a bump in the ground at the bottom of the Mariana Trench

[a-chaotically-small-lunta]

“Making a mountain out of a molehill? What do you mean? Those things are HUGE!”

- A borrower (probably)

[effemimaniac]

the kung pow penis is like long dead by now and really like. it was kind of funny when it was done against trilllizard. sensible chuckle. it stopped being funny and became boring when it was done against other bigots. it was incredibly tiresome and cringe when it was done against random people for no reason. this is peak reddit behaviour, dredging up an old ass meme and stripping it of its context. if you join in and kpp me I will assume you are comparing me to trilllizard and will block you accordingly.

[greatwyrmgold]

As anyone who watches Buddy Daddies knows, Rei is a gamer. And we don't just see him tapping away at a controller while arcadey beeps play in the background, we see what he plays all the way back in episode 1, as part of our introduction to what he's like off the clock.

I'm sure that this is a reference to some specific game, and I think I've seen the game in question...but I can't remember the specific title, so I'll just say this looks to be in the same genre as XCOM. You know, squad-based tactical stuff. It's not the kind of game you see referenced often in non-video-game-centric media, and it's also a genre I like more than FPSs or big-name Nintendo properties, so I took notice.

In episode 6, we see him play some Morio Kart while Miri watches.

And we know that Rei has been playing a lot of Morio Kart.

Now, it's possible that Rei simply likes multiple games that are different in almost every way. But the fact that they went out of their way to show Rei playing a very un-kart-racer-like game while establishing how he spends his free time is meant to indicate that he bought this game to play with Miri...and then got really completionist about it.

(I still like the idea of him teaching her to play very kid-unfriendly games, though. Rei can be the best kind of bad influence!)

[t4tails]

i feel like im being gaslit by these fucking comments am i seriously the only person who remembers that the secret being kept behind everyones back was that persephone killed hundreds of innocent people

[kikirahh]

I'm sorry guys but Adrian Newey to Aston confirmation, Ollie driving this weekend to replace k mag, Zak O'Sullivan's mid season drop announcement and it's race week all happening on my first week back at college is all too much

[syncogon]

[QZGS TL] season 3 episode 3 onscreen text

for fun i did some quick translations of onscreen text during this episode that wasn't translated in subtitles.

these are very jank and subject to inaccuracy. read at your own risk.

beginning of the ep, weibo posts after samsara defeats blue rain in round 1:

[#team samsara wins first!# topic summary: samsara wins the first round of the glory playoffs]

big bro likes eating meat: "samsara only won one round, what's there to be smug about, waiting for blue rain three championships"

ry-lord one: "god damn, ywz this round was worse than garbage"

lord sassy: "this big victory might have some downsides, too high a starting point can lead to national viewers unable to bear samsara's next failure"

ry-lord one: "magic, last year played so desperately and still only got two runner-ups"

pour a cup for auntie: "he who laughs last laughs best"

zzk's beef meatballs: "hot take: if zzk these past two years had yq's scores wouldn't he be glory's number one"

glory little yellowfur: "this time hst straight-up bombed his own reviews"

little master berserker: "summarizing hst's trash talk these past few years"

flower flower: "i always felt that jbt and ywz are at the same level"

happiness is today: "samsara's victory represents a story with a happy ending"

not playing games only swiping card: "thought about it overnight, feel that samsara winning the championship is both reasonable and ridiculous"

zzk's beef meatballs: "why is everyone so excited about samsara winning? as someone who's watched glory matches for several years now, i have the authority to answer this question."

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stgl-teeheehee: "samsara's s8 championship victory explodes on hot search, alliance official account issues congratulations (reply for 30 prestige)"

flower-distance: "why zzk is a god, first of all…"

if you're like me: "everyone's cursing samsara, everyone wants to be samsara"

........

speech bubbles during the in-game samsara vs blue rain conflicts:

"samsara is too arrogant!"

"y'all are just jealous!"

"panic, panic! they're panicked!"

"little kid, go home and do your homework!"

"you guys are just pathetic!"

"with your attitude, you blue rain fans shouldn't be playing games, go shower and go to bed!"

"samsara loves pretending!"

"blue rain fans don't show your shamelessness any more!"

"just love seeing you guys upset and inferior like this!"

.......

weibo posts shown in the ending theme:

"samsara's tacit cooperation is too incredible! zhou zekai's skill matched with jiang botao's talent, their performance is so eye-catching, their continual reliability earns everyone's trust!" "zhou zekai is invincible, jiang botao is flawless!"

"these two years after samsara gained jiang botao, it's truly a tiger gaining wings! team samsara sing out!"

"samsara is defying the heavens! sharpshooter, jiang botao's spellblade, and blade master are all first rate esports players, their coordination is brilliant, added on to the entire team's battle power, it's truly unrivaled!" "samsara is simply THE most eyecatching team! theres no other!"

"zhou zekai and jiang botao's show of power ahhh! the details of their controls are perfectly matched, their power can't be underestimated!"