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angel5ofp0rn · 3 months
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The Taters are tubby and drank like 2x their weight in milk this morning I swear. Am learning that if the darker one does a screm, pop a bop in his snout and it makes him stfu. The lighter, fatter one is obsessed with sleeping on my neck/chin area.
Parker's worrying that I'm gonna wanna keep both but my super hot coworker said on Thursday when i was telling him about the bathroom floor screaming at me that he'd maybe be interested in a kitten
super hot coworker? 👀
I, personally, wouldn’t have the self control to give them away 😩 i luuuuuvvvv themmmm
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suuho · 2 years
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Honestly bullying is so prevalent in NCT I am not at all surprised anymore. But I guess it goes against some peoples ideas of these boys being 'friends' like Dream stans threw a huge fit about the fact that SM was gonna let members graduate out of Dream but... they're just coworkers they didn't chose to be stuck together anymore than most of us with jobs. Sure I like some of my coworkers and ofc I'll play along nice with everyone when customers are around but I honest to god wouldn't voluntarily be in a room with some of these people if I wasn't getting a paycheck and I think many idols feel similar. But try to get that into the head of delulu stans who wouldn't let Mark gracefully age out of the kids bop unit of nct so he is stuck now working doubleshifts alongside Haechan and then the same stans that campaigned for Dream as a fixed unit will defend Haechan's bully??? For what is he in this unit it's a sham and a degrace and people don't deserve him. But no they don't wanna hear that Jeno is a bully because Dream are besties and evil SM tried to rip them apart actually when they wanted to phase older members out of the group that was so cruel and evil because they are friends not coworkers friends friendship is magic
the funniest thing to me is that without mark and haechan, especially mark and haechan, nct dream has nothing distinctive going on anymore. mark is the best rapper sm has had in ages, maybe ever, and haechan is an incredibly skilled vocalist with range. he can harmonize, he can belt, and he can riff. he’s no baekhyun or chen but he is a very good singer regardless. mark is a monster performer and nct is literally his life’s work but god forbid these two have to do evil, evil nct 127 comebacks. god forbid! and i firmly do believe mark and haechan weren’t allowed to graduate because they know that without them, dream is lacking. they’re just the next txt or enhypen or whatever (including the bullying. wow.)
anyways, i do very much agree with you. and i do honestly think that wayv are to some extend friends, because they had to be stuck in a dorm together for ages and went through shit and i think that does something to you, and 127 are probably the closest out of the nct units. sorry it’s not your teenage dream of the teenagers they shoved together being mean to their band members that are friends forever.
dream should have been a revolving unit and let members graduate, so the rookies could have debuted either there or in a nct u unit. but whatever.
also, jeno does not have the talent to make such remarks towards haechan. out of all people. not that talent has anything to do with it, but there’s a reason why haechan has an ost and was in a killing voice video, toured around the world, while jeno… went to fashion week. unfortunately, their job as idols is mostly to be musicians, though, so good luck to jeno and his future endeavors once dream is off the market and the next boy group will take over. the thought of mark and haechan being stuck with them while the rest of 127 enlists is horrifying to me, someone free them fr.
anyways. this is rambly cause it’s late, but i v much agree with you, anon. most of these people are coworkers, and that’s it. also, i wonder why no one ever thinks about if this is what jeno allows himself to say on camera, what does he say off camera? food for thought.
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torivegacore · 2 years
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Ok I must post my So Much (for) Stardust thoughts if not to just expel them from my own mind so I don’t have to keep annoying my friends and coworkers about it:
First of all, I love these boys and there are so many points where I have listened and screamed listening to a certain drum section or guitar riff or lyric or composition. Patrick’s voice is insane, Pete’s lyrics are crazy as per usual, and this album is so fresh and diverse yet so familiar. It feels like a warm hug.
Second, the boys keep comparing this album to IOH, but I have to argue and say this has Folie written all over it from the storytelling to the way the tracks are laid out to the genre bending. PLUS we get a full on spoken word from Pete which is iconic. I know Folie is not something they like to talk about all the time but I’m very biased bc it’s my favorite and I will defend it until the day I die. None of this actually matters I just feel like shouting into the void.
On the topic of genre bending, this album is SO FUN. What A Time To Be Alive? A full on Studio 54, Motown bop? I’ve been hoping and begging for this since they covered I Wanna Dance With Somebody and my prayers have been delivered. I’m also obsessed with the jazz post chorus in Flu Game. It makes me wanna start doing jazz hands and shimmies!! And the absolute Queen-ness of Hold Me Like A Grudge just makes me so happy. It’s hard to emulate Queen in a not cheesy way and they did it SO well.
No more thoughts for now but I’m sure I’ll think of more. Love you FOB love you SMFS love you tumblr 💖
#me
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priscilla9993 · 1 year
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Fanfic writer emoji ask as I prepare my answers! 🥺✨🎶😬(if you feel comfortable answering this one, lol!)
🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put you in your feels? Maybe this a strange response, but any time there's something alluding to a character caring for another, whether it's the worry or just getting a handle on their daily routines, the things that go unnoticed and they show up with what's needed or could make the other happier. And if they're cursed, I love any moments where a reader could spot a flicker of their true selves breaking the surface, something that wouldn't be known or said otherwise. That inexplicable feeling that they've known the other for longer or that something feels familiar, so right. Anything that keeps me on my feet and thinking really. ✨
✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉
😂 This ask request made me laugh so hard for no reason! My compliment would be I love how every bit has heart and even if some things would be best run through a beta or friend first (i.e one direction appearing in an older work), it works out and I love the integrations of plot bunnies. 🎶Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?
I listen to something that I've heard before so that I can just focus on the story or bop to the music when I feel my mind wander. A song I've been playing on loop lately has been Piri and Propose by Dreamcatcher. Shoutout a friend for getting me into their music! 😬 Which of your fics would you be most horrified for friends, family, or coworkers to stumble upon?
Surprisingly, anything that has whump, which is the majority of them to some extent. I think it's because someone shamed me once when they peered over at my fics saying that I have sick fantasies when it could be nothing closer to the sort. I've overgrown being so upset at sharing my love for whump to those I trust because they're like not my thing but get interested or still love that I love it. To this day, my sole Harry Potter fic is something I'd be horrified for anyone I know to stumble upon. Like if they read it, I don't wanna know. It's ironic because I think it's well written minus some silly choices and I want someone to see it, but not anyone close because it deals with heavy stuff. Sometimes Madarcher/Curious Archer makes me feel weirded out but not because I dislike the ship but bc my fear stems from being around too many family members that aren't accepting of lgbtqia stuff or that fictional stuff can't hurt anyone.
Point is, even if I feel horrified thinking of what ifs, I still release my fics into the world bc I love them and maybe someone else will too. Hope y'all stay cool and unabashedly true to yourselves! ❤️🤗
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mrkis · 2 years
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nct 127:- 2 baddies — 4th album... lets whore.
ok so originally i made a thread but like... i didn't wanna clog up everyone's dash so i ended up copying and pasting the majority of it here and deleted that thread so fast.
anyway. enjoy my raw reactions below.
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faster is a pussy popping song. this pussy is popped.
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2 baddies is that bitch i’m afraid. mark can get it and if jaehyun raps like that again to me, he can also get it.
also adding this song to the na na na collection.
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the intro to time lapse gave me some sort of nostalgia and then i was attacked by taeil’s vocals. but this song is groovy. unexpected… but groovy. i like the chorus a lot.
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crash landing.. jaehyuns officially getting it. taeyongs vocals got me fucked up. mark got me bent over and spread. jungwoo better back tf up before i climb into him. johnny finally had more than 4 seconds of a line, what a king
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ok so i heard designer before kinda bc mark’s “i think i’m in love with you” line was all over my tiktok fyp. this is one of my favourites. johnny has more lines and we love to see it. jungwoos coming at me full force and i’m going to lose it
also??? marks “out of bounds, you make me want to go inside” i heard it. loud and clear. he wants to be inside of me. back off everyone
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got distracted by coworker drama but now i’m back with gold dust. doyoung and taeil’s vocals forever make me cry. so sweet and pretty. i think i can hear johnny harmonising with taeil? i will cum. yuta just serenaded me, what is this. MORE JOHNNY LINES?? johnny stans are getting fed i’m so happy for you. “give it to me, give it to me”??? mark??? he really wants to get pegged.
overall, this song makes me want to stare out the window and imagine myself in a mv <3
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haechan really come through with the harmonising and vocals with black clouds. prettiest voice from a pretty boy. this is his song. and taeil’s. taeil getting his lines and high notes! go kings! also yuta… damn.
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ok playback. unfortunately not my favourite song on the album and it pains me. although, i did listen to it a second time and now i find it cute. its just not a top favourite :(
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tasty. who is this whore? jaehyun what the fuck. was that doyoung that did the first line of "i swear it's tasty like butter on scones"??? who's buttery scone is he tasting and why the fuck is it not mine? this is another pussy popping song, this is on the sex song list. you know it is. don't fight it.
mark laugh at me again i swear to fucking god my fist will be up your ass.
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johnny's song is vitamin. i don't make the rules. the amount of lines he had? beautiful. i need more. catchy song, i'll never forget to take my vitamins now. thank you nct <3
"just take a bite of me" doyoung biting kink confirmed.
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lol (laugh-out-loud) is cute. the vocals are so pretty. i love their vocals. this is a bright song that i will respectfully shake my ass to. it gives... summer vibes, maybe. and i dig it.
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ok so it actually took a embarrassing amount of time to realise that the title said "1,2,7 (time stops) instead of "1,2,3 (time stops)" but we don't talk abt that. this song is!!!! pretty!!!! VOCALS. I LOVE THEM. got me singing along like i know the words <3
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overall, album is a 10/10. a bop. soty. fight me.
johnny had so many lines that i nearly become his whore. i've never been so proud. also listen... jaehyun can get it now, i understand. any time. anywhere. he can get it.
taeyong. a boss bitch. his vocals really came through in some of these songs too... he's so talented.
i'm officially climbing inside of jungwoo and making a nest. you ever seen the tv show 'the boys?' first ep of season 3??? that scene, yeah, that's how i'm getting inside jungwoo.
taeil's vocals forever make me want to cry. he's such a pretty singer. i need more. haechan harmonising? orgasmic. doyoung and yuta too??? what the fuck. what the actual fuck. fuck off. go away. i can't. i love them.
i'm still that mark bitch. i'll always be that mark bitch. you know exactly how i feel.
favourite songs from the album???? faster, 2 baddies, designer, black clouds and tasty. more songs will possibly be added to this list bc i vibed with all of them but these five... wrecked me.
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guardians-of-exo · 3 years
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Song Rec Tag
Rules: List 10 songs you really like, each by a different artist, and then tag people to do the same.
Thanks for tagging me @your-sophie18 💜
Okay, so I'm going to try and list off 10 songs by Danish artists, since listing off kpop songs would be too easy and a lot of you probably already know them. And since we all listen to kpop, I'm sure you won't mind giving some Danish a try 😁
Stor Mand - Tobias Rahim / Andreas Odbjerg: Okay but listen, this is my all-time favorite Danish song, though it's not even a year old. It's just such a vibe, and I cannot listen to this without singing along - all of my coworkers love it as well, (and I'm pretty sure it's the nr. 1 for 2021) so I feel like that says something. The lyrics are cryptic and weird, and it all feels a bit like a fever dream, but I love it 😂.
Fall So Hard / If It Weren't For You / Free Fall - Christopher: I know these aren't in Danish, but he's still a Danish artist, so it counts in my book. I'm pretty sure some of you might already know him from Bad, as it's been in the kpop circles for a while (Kihyun from Monsta X did a cover and Wooyoung from Ateez made a dance cover). His songs are pretty generic pop songs, but I just really like them either way.
Til Banken - Natasja, Mokuba, Tessa: I don't listen to a lot of Danish music, much less Danish rap, but this song is such a bop. Natasja was an iconic artist back in the early 2000s before she tragically died in a car accident. Years later in 2020, this song was released by a former bandmate of hers along with a feature of today's top female rapper. This whole song is basically about how the girls are gonna take over the music industry and leave all the boys in the dust on their way to the bank.
Endnu En - Nordstrøm: I don't really have a lot to say about this one, I just looove the vibe and the lyrics of it. An oldie but a goodie.
Øve På Hinanden - Fyr & Flamme: This was our entry for the 2021 Eurovision, and I am still bitter we never made it to the finals as it was, in my opinion, our best song in a while. It's just so fun and colorful and full of energy!
Sømand Ombord / Tarzan Mamma Mia / Jutlandia - Kim Larsen: Any Dane will know of Kim Larsen, and I have yet to meet a person who doesn't love at least most of his music. These three are just some of my faves from him, but I could have kept going. This man is a legend in the Danish music industry, and though he is no longer alive, his music will never die.
Solo Dance / All I Wanna Do - Martin Jensen: Another Dane making good English music, I just really like these songs, not much else to say.
Smukt Som Et Stjerneskud - Brødrende Olsen: We won the Eurovision 2000 with an English version of this song, but I think the Danish one is the best version of the two. If you know any Eurovision songs, you might know this as Fly On The Wings Of Love.
Danse I Månseskin - Trine Dyrholm: Now this one I didn't actually know was a Eurovision song until just now, but apparently we entered with this in 1987 😂. For me, it's a song we sang a lot back in school, and I still love it today.
Midsommersang - Shu-bi-dua: Shu-bi-dua is another pretty iconic group in Danish music and is usually known for their quirky (and sometimes a bit controversial) lyrics. This one is one of their more serious songs about the love of Denmark during the summer, and sometimes people sing this around the bonfires of Sankt Hans.
I tag: @mintyoongimain @exo-l-atina @isearchedtheyooniverse @xiuminscheeks @galaxybambam @mgg-81 @miramizar @starchild--27 @yasmini24
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weeb-writor · 4 years
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No More Crying, Brat!
Heyo! So next part in the Aizawa series is out. If your just now seeing this don't worry it can act as a stand alone! Reader is as neutral as possible including gender. Hope you like it!
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Aizawa Shouta x Reader
You and Aizawa lazy morning gets interrupted and end up babysitting Jun and then you end UA, where you meet the infamous Bakugou
Words: 1997
Part One  Part two  Part Three  Part Four  Part Five
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This was your favorite thing, a sunday morning with the love of your life. It was the one day where neither you or Aizawa had work, well most times anyway. Phones tucked away and out of sight and the TV off. You laid in bed just resting and talking nearly all day.
“I want a bunny sho.” You said into his chest.
“I love you a lot but not possible. I know my cats seem nice but they are still cats and very ferocious predators.” He said playing with your night clothes.
“But they’re fat and lazy, I doubt they’d be able to catch the bunny.” You whined at him. He gave you a flick on your forehead obviously not happy with your words.
“Don't pick on my cats for something they can't help. You're the one always feeding them treats and extra food at meal time.” He said in a kind of pout. You giggled at his words moving to straddle him.
“Oh like you're any better. All you want to do with them is cuddle even though you know they need exercise. Don't blame me for your fat cats.” You said glaring into his eyes with a sort of playfulness.
“Oh kitty, your claws are showing. Do you wanna play, you want your exercise?” He said lowly to you. You of course had no objections but your plans were foiled as soon as they had begun by his phone, it was the one for emergencies he had to pick it up.
“You’ve reached, Aizawa Shouta, on his one day off. This better be good.” He sighed into the phone.
“Hey there, little brother!” You heard someone say as the phone was on speaker.
“Sigh, what do you want?” He said to the energetic boy.
“Awh is that anyway to treat your older brother who you love so much?” The man whined into the phone.
“When he interrupts what could have been such a great and peaceful, blissful even, morning yes it is.”
“Oh were you gonna finally put our present to good use?” He whispered.
“Good god, what do you want?”
“Oh right, I was the one to call you! What was it again…. Oh right! I need a favor.”
“You called my emergency phone, for a favor.” Aizawa deadpanned at the phone.
“Well yeah, I knew you wouldn't answer your regular phone and it is important. I need you to watch Jun for me at least for today. Sora will come pick him up tomorrow or sometime late within the night and take over from there.” He said the playfulness in his voice dying out.
“Yeah of course, what's going on?” Aizawa said, sensing his brother’s seriousness.
“You know his immune system is so weak, every time he gets sick he’s in the hospital for weeks. Me, my wife, Haru, and Maki are all showing early symptoms of the flu or something. We immediately sent him to our neighbors but we think it's best if he goes with a family member until we can recover.” He said seriously for once.
“Yeah of course and I’ll tell Sora I can take over if he gets overwhelmed. I'm on my way.” Aizawa said moving you to get ready.
“Oh when you get here Haru wants to wave by from the window, if that's alright.” Aizawa agreed before hanging up.
“So change of plans for our lazy Sunday, I'm really sorry.” He said quickly, throwing on casual clothes, you followed suit.
“No no, it's fine! Any Sunday spent with you is great.” You smiled at him.
“Okay we should get going, it’s a little bit of a drive.” You nodded as you fed the cats before going to get in your car.
“Pop quiz by the way, which brother was that?” He said as he pulled out to begin your journey. You thought about it for a second Jun and Maki were they only two blondes and stuck out so much in the dark haired family, so they were easy for you to remember, Their dad was the outgoing Shiori, right?
“Shiori, the 3rd eldest brother but 5th eldest in general.” You said pretty confident in your answer.
“Correct, I'll remember to give you a prize later.” He said with a smirk. You smiled at his words and that was that. The rest of the journey was quiet and quick and so you found yourself with Jun clinging to Aizawa as you stood in front of his house window. His family waved at him as he stared back with tears eyes.
“Okay Jun we should go now.” Aizawa said picking up the young boy and walking him to the car, locking him into the seat quickly and just like that you were on your way. You sat in the back with the 4 year old trying to keep him entertained on the kind of long drive.
“So kind of slipped my mind but I’m due back at the dorms in an hour…cause of the influx of villains and Eri” Aizawa said, glancing at you in the mirror.
“Oh it’s fine I did all the baby Aizawa’s at once. I can do one by himself.” You said bopping the boys nose as he played on your phone
“No, I wouldn’t ask you to do that. I told Shiori I was gonna watch him and I meant it. I was thinking we could take him up there and spend our Sunday together.”
“And meet your friends? And coworkers? Your students too? Like the 3rd or 2nd most important things in your life? All at once?” You said to him with an unnerved smile.
“Don’t fret, you survived my family, a few heroes aren’t gonna kill you.” He chuckled at you.
“We gonna see hero’s?” Jun asked with little stars in his eyes. Aizawa looked at you obviously wanting to know if you wanted to or not.
“Yeah bud, lots of them.” You told him with a smile. He clapped with joy and you laughed through your nervousness. It didn't take much longer to arrive at the UA building and after getting clearance you all headed to the dorms. Jun was a little scared as he clung to Aizawa tightly.
“I'm surprised he is clinging to you like that, he was so outgoing when I was babysitting I wouldn't take him as one to be afraid of new people.” You said looking down at the boys.
“Usually he isn't such a shy thing but without H-A-R-U he is pretty scared, they are twins. Really I don't know how he's gonna survive without him.” Aizawa said as he stopped outside a set of doors marked 1A. He didn't even get to warn you or Jun of the chaos that awaited you cause the door flew open.
“Shouta! Finally!” Present Mic said letting out a sigh.
“Sensei!” He’s student sounded off behind the blonde.
“Hey, get out of the way. At least let them sit down before you annoy them with questions.” He scolded as he felt Jun disappear further behind his legs. The students and excited teachers did make way for you and let you sit down. Jun huddled in Aizawa arms, face tucked in between his arms.
“Aizawa Sensei, we didn't know you were married! And with a kid too! What's their quirk?” A blonde rushed out.
“I am not married, this is my love L/N, but this little guy is my nephew. You might be seeing him a lot over the next two weeks.” Aizawa said tiredly.
“Hello! Aizawa already said but I'm L/N, and this is Jun.” You said with a small wave. They all introduced themselves and everything was going swimmingly until Aizawa was called away to get Eri.
“Hey Mic, he knows you a little better than Y/n, would you mind taking him?” Aizawa said, handing the heavy 4 year old to his friend. Jun let out small sniffles as his uncle left his eyesight.
“Don't cry little Jun. He’ll be right back, until then wanna see some of our quirks!? They are super cool.” Midoriya said with a smile and so the kids took turns trying to get the boy to smile and his tears to stop. They had all failed so far as his cries got louder.
“Alright brat, stop all your whining! What on earth are you crying for? Cause your uncle left for a few seconds? Are you that much of a baby? You're like four and still crying like a baby, I thought you were a big boy.” Bakugou said to the boy and before you could interject Jun did.
“I am a big boy but I miss my brother! And my big sister! And mom and dad! Uncle sho said i can't see them ‘cus they sick.” He said, starting to cry louder.
“That’s it? So you would rather go see them and get sick. I bet that would make your brother and your sister feel like shitty people and make them sad too. That’s what you want? To make your brother sad and guilty?”
“No!” He cried out.
“Then suck it up, for a few days you get to hang around your uncle and his badass hero friends and students. All the while your family gets better and you can see them again. So stop crying, and i’ll show my quirk! It’s better than any of the Extras quirks you’ve already seen.” Bakugou said to the boy. Slowly but surely he did stop crying and left the comfort of Hizashi’s arms to hold bakugou's hand.
“You know when I walked in to see you yelling at Jun I almost killed you. But now I'm glad i didn't, how do you feel about earning some extra credit?” Aizawa said from behind you. That was the most eventful part of your day so far. The rest was spent with Aizawa and Eri really. Jun was stuck to Bakugou like glue, doing everything he did, not noticing his jealous uncle. As bedtime approached for him you weren't sure how to get him to go to bed, he was attached to bakugou at the hip. Well that was until you learned that the blonde who was angry, loud and a bit delinquent-ish was actually a good boy who went to sleep at 8:30 just like Jun and Eri.
“Alright brat, i'm going to bed so you can stop following me around like a chick now. I’ll see you again soon and you better not cry for nothing again.” He said ruffling Jun's hair before walking into his room. Jun walked over to you guys as you all said goodnight.
“I got permission from Nezu, you're both allowed to stay over night but sometime within the night Sora’s coming to get Jun.” Aizawa said with a yawn.
“Alright then I'm looking forward to some cuddles! To bad your fat cats here, they make good pillows.” You said teasing him, he gave you a light shove in response.
“Hey uncle sho?”
“Yeah, kid?”
“Bak’go is a hero?”
“Basically.”
“I think he’s my fav’rit. He’s so cool.” He slurred, climbing unto Aizawa’s bed as soon as it came into view. Aizawa was silent as the boy fell asleep and only spoke out after he was dead asleep.
“I think I am going to kill him and like hell I'm gonna let him babysit with Sora.” Aizawa pouted under the covers.
“What a possessive uncle you are shouta, Also I think they all like me! Good to know the people most important to you like me!”
“Well if they didn't they could go hell cause you fall into the category that makes you number one in my life.
“What's that?”
“Family. At least you will be when I give you my last name.” He said as he swung an arm around you and Jun. You fell asleep with a smile on your face, his last name was starting to grow on you.
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constellaj · 4 years
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U mentioned disliking monty monogram in a post and I'm wondering why??? I don't see anything wrong w him plus his relationship w vanessa was far superior to ferbnessa
i hate monty bc the show forces me to like him? like i enjoy him as a dude to just hang out with hes not like Problematique(TM) or anything. but from a writing standpoint he is just... the worst choice you can make imo. like he is the last character i would want added to a tv show i was running
1) he bogs down the tone of the show into something too serious for pnf. he never has moments where hes Mocked or goofs up or anything, he’s just A Normal Chad. (nobody in the entire canon of the show even perceives monty as anything other than a straightlaced teen) and him being normal isnt ever played for goofs or gags, its not like he becomes the straightman of a wacky and zany world or anything, he just exists and then the world becomes a generic spy drama around him
1a) i dislike that theres not anything TO dislike about him yknow? like perrys whole situation is weird and heinz is licherally evil and candace is spastic and these characters all have really deliberate quirks. monty is just. Some Guy and I genuinely would probably wanna hang out with him but I hate that that’s all he is
1b) listen. yeah montynessa is technically superior to ferbnessa. but at least ferbnessa had a boy who doesnt talk with a F for a face wandering around in fishing gear after this badass metal chick. like that’s a funny and intriguing dynamic and at least it’s interesting. monty is *literally* some brown haired white boy in a gray hoodie who is always good at his job and makes bad smalltalk. hes a stereotype of a generic mary sue
2) his entire existence invalidates carl as francis’s surrogate son. it makes monogram’s and carl’s relationship go from funny coworker i-might-be-your-dad-no-i’m-not-haha-just-kidding-unless to “you will never be my son, and I despise you.” like monty is introduced via francis shitting on carl
3) everything monty does couldve been handled by perry, carl, or vanessa; there is literally no need to bring him in as a character at all. you want children-of-sworn-enemies dating? give carl and vanessa a meetcute (we couldve learned more about carl’s home life!). you need an extra secret agent to do a thing bc perry is compromised? let vanessa turn good for a hot second because she doesnt want the world to like, die. he’s JUST an extra character
4) he literally adds so little to the plot that, despite being set up like he’s going to be Vanessa’s actual love interest, he isn’t even mentioned in any of the finales. he *wants* to be a secret agent and he’s not even at OWCA. its like the writers couldnt think of interesting things to do with him and they just scrapped him
i hate monty bc at every turn i am forced into liking him. i WOULD play dnd with this guy bc i trust him. he’s a nice relatable guy who just wants the best for the world and has a soft voice and a go-get-em attitude and wears gray sweats and has a decent relationship with his dad and wants to date the goth girl except he can’t because theyre star-crossed lovers. “haunted by you” is a fucking bop. i HATE all of this because its like theyre just concocting as much bullshit as possible to FORCE me to like him, but then as soon as he’s offscreen, he has exactly zero impact. they didnt write a fun and intriguing character, they wrote a likable person, and there is a world of difference between the two
#letFrancisAdoptCarl2020
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sincerelyasomebody · 4 years
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Bound To Happen || Jose "Sad Eyes" Guzman
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A/N: A requested piece! My first requested piece, which I hope lives up to your expectations. Mrs Turner's name will be Lynn. Unsure if it's been mentioned in the show. Also the text exchange has been included in the word count - the lesser amount is if it were not included. Hopefully, that makes sense. Apologises for grammatical errors. Feel free to let me know about any corrections I need to make with the Spanish translations, thanks!. 
Pairing(s): Sad Eyes x Turner!Reader ▪︎ Jamal Turner x Sister!Reader ▪︎ Turner!Family x Turner!Reader 
Requested: By @briannab1234
Summary: Relaxation comes in different forms.
Warnings: fluff, language, mentions of 19th Street incident with DJ's, playlist of songs, slightly smutty?, steamy make out, talks of murder, 
Word Count: 1423 ¤ 1409
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(Y/N) bopped her head along to 3LW's Playas Gon' Play echoing through her portable speaker as she carried it and her phone into the kitchen. Carefully placing the two on the counter she searched through the fridge, trying to find the food she had hidden in a container at the back. As soon as (Y/N) heard the theme song for The Goonies cut through the second verse, she didn't need to see the name on the screen to know who was calling. 
She disconnected her bluetooth, pressed the green button and put it on loud speaker, and answered, "hey."
"A sum of thirty five dollars is owing on your account, please transfer funds effective immediately. Thank you."
At the sound of a beep, (Y/N) stared at her phone for a few seconds before laughing. Her brother was something else. She logged into her (bank) app and made the transfer. Thankfully they were with the same bank. Once it was finalised, she sent a confirmation message. 
(Y/N)
Owing balance has been cleared.
She then proceeded to reconnect her phone to the speaker and clicked shuffle on her most recent playlist. She grinned upon hearing Love Like This by Faith Evans playing. Swaying her hips, she grabbed the container and popped it into the microwave for a couple of minutes. 
Feeling a familiar pair of arms wrap across her body, she laughed, "was I away too long?"  
Jose kissed the top of her head, "yes."
"So needy," she giggled and turned to face him, reaching out and pinching his cheeks, "such a needy baby," she puckered her lips, "beso." 
He snickered, but gave into her demand. His hands wandered down her back, deepening the simple kiss. They eventually found their way to her ass, giving it a squeeze. (Y/N) allowed him to take control as her own hands wandered up and down his solid body. The kiss lasted a lot shorter than she anticipated, causing a whine to fall from her lips.
"What's the matter, mi amor?" 
She pouted, "nothing." 
Laughing, he squeezed her hips, "aw, looks like somebody's a needy baby," he moved his hand to tilt her chin up, "who's a needy baby?" 
She huffed, "I'm the needy baby," she was given a peck to the forehead, "but you love me." 
"Always, baby." 
They held each other close, enjoying the calm atmosphere surrounding them. They had the house to themselves and were going to take full advantage of it. (Y/N) only removed herself from the embrace when the microwave beeped and TLC's No Scrubs hit a blimp. 
She glanced over at her phone and pressed her messages. 
Jamal
Enjoy the rest of your day. 
"Who's on watch?" She asked, popping open the microwave. 
Since the 19th Street attack on her dad and his business, Spooky had Santos members watching the house. The image of her father on that night is something (Y/N) would never forget. She was relieved to know that he, as well as the business, would recover but she was upset at the way 19th Street tried to assert their dominance, now that the Prophet$ were out of the picture. 
The only thing stopping her from beating up a couple of punk ass bitches, was her conscious reminding her that igniting a gang war wouldn't be the answer. The upside to the incident was getting time off from the hospital to take care of her father (she temporarily moved back in) as well as spend time with Jose. When she came clean to her family about him being her boyfriend, Jamal had leapt off the couch in the living room; did his victory dance and practically shoved his hand into their parents faces. 
(Y/N) couldn't believe that they had a betting pool about her and Jose, but they simply shrugged her off and claimed it was bound to happen - she had fallen into the 'best friends who become more' category. But, it was a place she was more than happy to be. 
"Joker," he said, bumping his hip with hers, grabbing a tea towel and placing it on her hands, "quit doin' that shit." 
She had a habit of grabbing things out of the oven or microwave without anything protecting her hands. With an eye roll, she accepted the tea towel, "okay, okay." he watched as she covered her hands and pulled out the container. Before he could grab some plates, she put a fork in his hand. 
"Maldito perezoso."
"Shut up," she replied and shoved a forkful of the stir fry into her mouth, "if you wanna wash more dishes, go ahead." 
He gently tapped her cheek, "don't talk with your mouth full," he clicked his tongue, when she opened her mouth wider to show off the chewed up pieces of food, "(Y/N)!" She laughed, but her laughter turned into a coughing fit. Luckily, Jose knew that was bound to happen and held out a glass of water for her. (Y/N) gulped it down, wiped her mouth with the back of her hand and grinned happily, "you're the best." 
Shaking his head, he helped himself to some of the stir fry, "and you're something else." 
They continued to eat and chat about different topics; their families, Santos business (they had a non-disclosure agreement), and a few of (Y/N)'s  gossiping coworkers. When they were done, they quickly rinsed their hands off in the sink and wiped them on the tea towel. (Y/N) then dumped the empty container and their forks into the sink. Dip It Low by Christina Milian started to play, which gave her an idea. Her hands trailed up and down his chest, Jose groaned as they wandered lower. She giggled at his reaction and turned around, moving to grind on him. Feeling him getting hard, she continued. 
"Si sigues con esto, ya sabes qué pasará," he groaned, gripping her hips.
(Y/N) turned back around and stared up at him, her eyes innocently peering into his, "is it too soon for round three?"
Without a second thought, he lifted her onto the counter. (Y/N) caressed his head with one hand, while the other switched off the music. He moved to suck on her collarbone, earning a moan of approval. She tugged on his shirt and admired his toned body when the shirt was thrown off. Jose smirked, as he connected his lips with hers, helping her to get rid of the tank top she was wearing. 
He watched as her boobs bounced, before cupping them both. Taking a nipple in his mouth and fondling with the other, sent (Y/N) into a state of bliss. When Jose turned his attention to the other nipple, she clutched the back of his head.
"Baby," she moaned.
The sound of something dropping followed by a shout of, "OH HELL NO!" is what alerted the couple that they weren't alone anymore. (Y/N) pushed Jose off her, throwing on her tank top and hopped off the counter. She hid herself behind him, peering around his arm to see the bewildered expressions on both her parents faces. Although, her dad looked like he wanted to murder Jose.
Like the smartass she was, she blurted, "mum said no cussing in the house." As soon as she said that, she hid herself fully behind Jose. 
"(Y/N) (M/N) Turner, front and centre." Dwayne called out to his daughter, when she followed through he continued, "you're sanitising everything in this kitchen," his eyes trailed over to Jose, "you're helping her, and the next time you're both feeling… frisky - just… you're gonna, you know… you understand me?" 
Lynn stepped in, "we understand the sexual desires -" 
"No, mum, please, don't." 
"I know it's an awkward subject to discuss -" 
(Y/N) cut her off, "especially in front of my boyfriend." 
"And father," Dwayne chimed in. 
"- but, it's completely natural." She continued.
"Okay, mum thanks for that," (Y/N) wanted to crawl underneath a rock, "anyway, we've got some stuff to do," noticing her father's watchful eye, she laughed, "non-sexual stuff, dad." 
Dwayne wasn't convinced.
Lynn pulled her husband towards the hallway, "come on, let's leave them to it." As they walked off, they could hear Dwayne telling his wife that he was right to be suspicious of the skinny kid who offered his daughter a toy car to play with back in the first grade. Once they were out of view, (Y/N) wrapped her arms around Jose's waist. 
"Round three in the shower?" 
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Spanish Translation(s): 
Beso - kiss
Maldito perezoso - lazy ass
Si sigues con esto, ya sabes qué pasará - if you keep this up, you know what's gonna happen.
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reyescarlos · 4 years
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there’s no way (that it’s not going there)
for my love @sulkybbarnes on your very special day. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARA! my goodness, i’m so glad the universe created you. how lucky we all are that you exist! 💕💜
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We just dance backwards into each other Trying to keep our feelings secretly covered You touched me and it's almost like we knew That there would be history
As he sits with Michelle inside the Ryders’ backyard, the heat of the late summer evening still kissing his skin, Carlos smiles in contentment at the sight of all his colleagues turned friends and even perfectly good strangers all bound by their shared love for Grace and Judd. It’s because of them that they’ve all gathered today, to celebrate the Ryders’ vow renewal. It’s the perfect atmosphere in every sense, one of joy and festivity.
A few feet away, the happy couple mingles with the small gathering of their family and closest friends. Grace’s melodic laughter soars a note or two higher than the jazz music playing. Judd’s arm is slinked around her waist and Carlos can only stand back and admire the ease to which they orbit around each other. This is what years worth of love looks like. Carlos knows it can’t always have been an easy road, that all marriages— all relationships for that matter— are never without their hardships. But if it leads to something even vaguely resembling this, Carlos wants it at whatever cost.
He’s always been a hopeless romantic, swept up in the belief that finding the right partner could be a salvation. It’s not a sentiment the men he’s seen care to ascribe to. The world of dating hasn’t always been kind to him with Carlos almost always chasing after people who proved themselves adverse to being caught.
He’s vowed to himself repeatedly that he won’t fall down that rabbithole again. But what he hadn’t accounted for was meeting TK Strand, a man that makes Carlos willing to make an exception. TK has only been a part of the fabric here in Austin for a few weeks but he’s already managed to work his way into Carlos’ heart and mind. He hasn’t been able to shake his thoughts about the firefighter since their night at the honky tonk. The attraction he had for TK was instantaneous out on their call earlier that night but it’d only strengthened as they danced later. Ever since, there’s been this energy between them that neither has addressed. But it exists as a third party, living in each stolen glance, each quick retort traded between them like currency.
He and TK have been at this for weeks on end, this constant back and forth where they say so much without actually saying anything at all.
That’s all it ever takes, just one look to light the match. It’s a wonder they haven’t both been consumed by the flames though Carlos would argue he’s been coming dangerously close these last few weeks. At first it was fun, a casual flirty game between the two of them but now Carlos has been getting restless.
He takes in the sight of TK standing with his father under the back awning. Carlos can’t stop himself from giving him a once over, eyes roaming from top to bottom shamelessly. It’s truly a pleasant view with TK dressed up for the ceremony and looking far too attractive than any man has the right to.
“Carlos, if you stare any harder you just might strain those pretty brown eyes for good,” Michelle teases, her hand cupping her chin as she rests her elbows on the table, following where his eyes linger.
Carlos sighs and ruffles his hair slightly, forcing himself to look away from TK and back at her.
“Is it really that obvious?”
Michelle snorts out a laugh, covering her mouth and laughing even harder as Carlos groans.
“Aw, come on, no, I’m sorry. I don’t mean to laugh but my god, Carlos. Do you really think either of you have been subtle this whole time? Anyone that’s spent so much as ten seconds around you both since he blew into town could call it.”
Carlos lifts a brow. “So you see it from him too? It’s not just me, right?”
“Absolutely not. To be honest, I’m actually shocked you guys haven’t hooked up already. It’s long overdue, my friend.”
Carlos picks up his glass for something to do as he thinks it all over.
“I think I just want it to mean something. Maybe that’s dumb, I don’t know but I really like him and we’ve been...in this weird limbo with each other. I don’t know what his endgame is here.”
Michelle tilts her head to the side, casting her glance off Carlos over to TK once more. He’s still caught up in conversation with Captain Strand. The younger Strand must have said something hilarious because Owen cracks a hearty laugh.
“You could do the totally crazy thing of actually talking to him and finding out what his deal is. He seems really into you. He’s been staring at you all night when you aren’t looking and who could forget that night we all went out? I think you got him hooked pretty fast. Reel him in already.”
Carlos chuckles at the analogy but even he can admit Michelle makes an extremely valid point here. This hasn’t been all in his head. Even if they’ve both managed to successfully avoid talking about it, it’s clear that there is something that they’ve been eluding from the moment their paths crossed.
“Screw it. You’re right. I’m going for it.”
Before he can lose his nerve, Carlos sets his glass down and rises from his seat. He can feel the reassuring press of Michelle’s hand on his forearm just before he leaves the table and begins the short but daunting walk over to where TK is standing.
Captain Strand notices him approaching before TK does and the man makes a move that Carlos isn’t expecting. He locks eyes with Carlos and in that brief bit of contact, there’s recognition of some kind and Owen seemingly excuses himself from his son.
Owen walks towards him and gives a polite nod of his head. “Evening, Carlos,” he says as he passes, not slowing down at all and leaving a clear path to TK.
Carlos doesn’t have the time to mull over the implications of this gesture but he makes a mental note of it, marking it as something to investigate later. His main pursuit now is a particular firefighter who has been weighing so heavily in his thoughts for weeks now.
This unspoken thing between them needs to be addressed once and for all. TK looks far too good tonight for Carlos to keep this little game of cat and mouse going any longer. Coming on too strong has more or less always been his problem but this is something he desperately wants and Carlos knows he can’t hold back beyond tonight.
TK soon notices him and stays in place, a slow smile inching across his face. By the time Carlos nestles in beside him, it’s a full on grin. It’s so reminiscent of the first time they ever hung out outside of work. Then, much like now, they were surrounded by this crowd of coworkers and people he’ll more than likely never see again. But it’s all just background noise, so inconsequential in comparison to his primary focus right now.
“Hey,” Carlos greets. It isn’t exactly the smoothest or most captivating thing to say but it had been enough that night out the bar and Carlos is hoping that it’ll prove itself useful enough again now.
TK looks briefly at the party at large, eyes pulling away from the throng of people dancing to Carlos and Carlos’ sense of déjà vu threatens to overwhelm him for the briefest of moments. But he focuses up once more as TK looks at him fully, a soft smile tugging at his lips.
As always, the man’s expression is playful as ever, as if he knows something Carlos doesn’t. Carlos has no doubt that TK is taking a trip down memory lane right now, too. How they were always finding themselves in a scenario like this was beyond Carlos’ comprehension then but it hardly matters. It serves as the perfect ice breaker for them now, a nod to the night that truly set things in motion for them. It makes this feel like a full circle moment, as if everything over the last few weeks has been leading to this.
“Wanna dance?” Carlos asks, tipping his chin towards the other guests bopping to the music.
TK’s eyes roam over his frame but Carlos doesn’t waver or back down. It’s merely part of the script they’ve been reading off of for weeks now. He’s confident that TK will accept, just as he had that night at the bar. The only difference now is that TK’s display of reluctance isn’t him genuinely debating the merits of taking a chance and saying yes, at least Carlos hopes that is the case. They have enough history between them at this point that Carlos feels safe in guessing that they’ve moved beyond that. Now it’s simply banter, a call back to that night.
“Yeah,” TK says after a moment, his perfectly white teeth trapping his bottom lip.
Carlos doesn’t even attempt to downplay how much he notices this, his own lips parting slightly before he pulls his focus back to the task at hand.
Carlos leads them to the makeshift dance floor just as he had that night of the honky tonk. TK falls into step with him, the two dancing along to the uptempo number playing throughout the yard. It’s all too easy to tune everything and everyone else out as he feels both their guards lowering even further. TK is all smiles and it’s the most infectious thing ever.
They dance for a while together, their smiles growing bigger with each new song that plays. Carlos is breathless and yet he can’t seem to stop himself from moving. But a new song comes on, the opening tone far more subdued. Carlos looks to TK, his face covered with a slight sheen of sweat. It makes Carlos’ breath hitch and he can’t help but to want to keep going, even though this is a different terrain than they’ve been dabbling in thus far.
“Do you still want to—,” Carlos begins to ask but TK answers in actions, not words as he slips his arms up over Carlos’ shoulders and begins to sway to the music.
This part is the variable, the break from their usual bit. Instead of dancing around each other with no real contact, they’re now wrapped up closely with TK hugged to his frame, their bodies pressed together, enough for Carlos to feel the firmness of TK’s chest against his.
This feels right in a way that Carlos can’t even begin to put into words. He wonders if maybe everything feels heightened because of where they are and what they’re celebrating tonight. But that still doesn’t change what he’s experiencing now, the rush of having TK’s warm body in his arms, more alive than anything. Even though they’re now moving slower than they have all night, Carlos feels the most electric now. It only instills what Carlos has known all along. This is so much more than a crush, it always has been, but now it feels like a tangible thing, a very real possibility and a step up from the hypothetical.
TK peers up at him as they continue to rock gently and Carlos can feel the man’s breaths as they fan across his face like the gentlest, most subtle breeze. The longer Carlos stares back at him, the more he realizes how uneven TK’s breathing actually is, the way it stalls and starts. The only explanation is that TK is nervous. Carlos is well-versed in reading people. After all, he literally gets paid to assess situations. He’s seen countless people he’s interviewed on a call panic and grow uneasy. He’d know the telltale signs of an anxious person anywhere.
“Relax,” he murmurs quietly, just low enough that the words get trapped between the two of them, safe in this private bubble. His hands hold even more firmly, more reassuringly to TK’s hips as if to remind him that Carlos is truly right here holding on to him, keeping him upright and present in this moment.
TK blinks twice and licks his lips. Carlos tries to take his own advice and settle his racing heart but even without meaning to, with doing something as mundane as wetting his lips, TK is getting under his skin. There’s something about this hazy summer night that’s making his mind feel like it’s drifting, floating like the fireflies that flicker on and off in the yard. It’s as if they’re under a spell of some kind. Carlos can’t remember the last time he’s felt a pull this strong towards someone, as if they’re a planet and he’s a helpless moon sucked into their gravity. And yet still, TK makes him feel grounded.
“Carlos, what is this?” TK asks, his voice barely above a whisper. But Carlos catches it all with how close they are to each other, with how much he always seems to hang off TK’s every word.
It would seem that Carlos isn’t the only one keen on getting answers tonight.
“The beginning of us, I hope,” he replies.
Carlos isn’t sure where that boldness comes from but with the words out there, there’s no way for him to snatch them back or undo them. And frankly, Carlos realizes that he doesn’t want to. Clear cut answers. A line drawn in the sand. Clarity. That’s what they need now. Tiptoeing around feelings or pretending as if they aren’t there at all is no longer something that he can accept.
TK eyes him for a moment before slipping his arms off of Carlos’ shoulders, letting them fall at his sides. Speaking outright about this thing that’s been brewing between them is in clear violation of the unspoken rule, he knows but if TK was bold enough to ask, Carlos figures he was right in matching that. Yet now TK is pulling away and Carlos fears he’s said too much, his bravado from only seconds ago now dwindling. But before he can dwell on it for too long, TK is grabbing hold of one of his hands and tugging him off the dance floor.
Carlos knows better than to ask questions then. Wherever TK wants to take him, Carlos will willingly go. TK leads him out of the yard, ignoring the piqued interest of their coworkers who no doubt have questions and assumptions about where these two are headed off to. But Carlos takes a page out of TK’s book and tunes them out as well. Instead he focuses on how easily their hands slot together as if they were designed to hold on to each other.
They come around the side of the house to the front of the Ryder household. A few guests are milling about outside, chatting among themselves. Carlos doesn’t recognize any of their faces, the entire lot of the 126 now left behind in the yard.
TK keeps moving forward, beginning to walk down the block, raking a hand through his hair.
“TK?” Carlos ventures, starting to grow a bit concerned.
With an abrupt stop in his tracks, TK turns to look at Carlos before taking a seat on the curb. They’re only two houses down from the festivities and can still hear the revelry of the reception but it’s distant enough that Carlos feels far removed from it all. TK looks up at the sky, his face bathed in a wash of moonlight, half his features thrown into shadow from the lamppost a few feet away. Carlos settles in beside him, wrapping his arms around his legs.
The silence between them is heavy and with how unmoving TK is now, Carlos knows he’ll have to be the one to breach it if they’re going to get anywhere with each other.
“I know I’m not losing it here, am I?” Carlos asks. “I haven’t been imagining this vibe between us, right?”
TK looks down at his hands and shakes his head. “No, something is definitely happening. I just...it’s starting to feel real now and that’s not something I was expecting to find out here in Austin.”
Carlos considers this for a moment. “But is that necessarily a bad thing?”
It’s then that TK focuses back on him. “That’s what I’m still trying to figure out. It’s one thing to BS and flirt but it doesn’t feel like a game or a tease anymore. If it gets serious, there’s no going back and I don’t know what that’ll mean.”
Carlos’ brows furrow. “And you don’t know if this is worth it?”
“It’s so much more than that,” TK sighs. “Long story short, I left behind a lot of baggage in New York.”
Carlos knows what that’s code for. “What's his name?”
“Alex,” TK mutters, a hint of disgust coating the two syllables. Carlos doesn’t press for details. He simply nods his head in understanding and stays quiet for a beat.
“I can’t speak to this guy and whatever went down between you two but from what I know of you, I think you’re amazing. I’m sorry he made you feel like you can’t take chances or fall for someone again. But, I’m here, TK. I’m here and I’d like to see where we could go from this point.”
TK frowns and fiddles with his fingers again. “If you knew everything, I’m not so sure you’d still feel that way.”
This is a different version of TK than Carlos is used to but he welcomes that. Gone is the facade, the carefully crafted demeanor the man maintains in public. Here with just the two of them on a quiet street under the night sky, Carlos feels like he’s getting to the heart of TK and he likes what he sees. Certainly the man is in a self-deprecating mood, a complete shift from the confident guy out on the dance floor. But he’s being forthright about himself and Carlos can respect anyone that’s being candid. It’s an admirable trait and makes TK even more real to him.
“Maybe you could give me the chance to decide that for myself? Or to show you that I’m serious about this.” Carlos cringes a bit then, worried he’s coming on too strong considering TK’s hesitancy. “I don’t...I hope you don’t feel pressured here. I’m sorry if I’m—”
“No. Honestly, you aren’t making me feel like that. If anything, it’s the exact opposite. You make me feel...free. To possibility, to everything. I don’t know. There’s something about this town and the people here. Nothing is going at all like I expected it to, which is a very, very good thing.”
Carlos smiles softly at this. “Glad I could play a small part in that.”
TK knocks his shoulder lightly against Carlos’ and that tiny bit of contact sends his heart racing.
“Not a small part, believe me.”
Carlos bites back on the corner of his bottom lip and holds his hand out in the small space between them, palm up towards TK who smiles at him before accepting it. They sit in companionable silence for a moment before TK rests his head against Carlos’ shoulder. The reception is still in full swing with voices and music carrying over but Carlos couldn’t be happier with where he is now.
It makes him think loosely of that Oscar Wilde quote. He is quite literally in the gutters with TK now and yet there’s such a beauty to it as they both watch the stars beside each other for a short while with TK still resting on him.
“I could be good for you. Whenever you’re ready. If you’re ever ready,” Carlos amends, stroking his thumb along the back of TK’s hand.
TK sits up and Carlos shifts to face him. TK’s normally bright eyes are darkened now, his expression calculating as if he’s trying to make his mind up about something. Before Carlos can ask what’s on his mind, TK is leaning in, his lips pressing gently against Carlos’.  There’s no rush to it, no haste as if TK is trying to prove something by kissing him. It feels more like an exploration, a tentative dive into uncharted waters.
Carlos matches his pace, leaving this all entirely in TK’s hands but he’d be lying if he said his mind isn’t already spiraling, his thoughts running away from him to the point where all he can think about is the mouth keeping time with his own. TK’s ability to make himself Carlos’ sole focus reaches new heights with this now. Carlos wants all of him, to swallow him whole and keep every bit selfishly for himself.
TK deepens the kiss and Carlos follows his lead, his hands grasping gently onto TK’s hair. TK responds in kind, his nails dragging down Carlos’ back. TK kisses him hungrily and Carlos serves it right back. This is weeks’ worth of tension bubbling to the surface, completely unfiltered. It makes Carlos feel delirious, his breath catching and blood pumping in his ears.
TK lets out a small whimper and pulls away sharply, both of them breathless and panting.
“I’m sorry,” TK says, licking his lips and pressing his fingertips against his mouth.
Carlos shakes his head, waving him off politely. “There’s nothing to apologize for.”
TK breathes out shakily, lowering his hand and searching Carlos’ face with urgency.
“I still want to take this slow. I just got a bit carried away there for a second.” Even in the dark, Carlos can see the slight pink tinge to TK’s face.
Carlos leans in and gives him a soft kiss on the cheek, taking his hand again and entwining their fingers.
“Progress is progress no matter the pace,” Carlos says simply. “Point is, we’re moving forward together. That’s all I could ever ask of you.”
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spartanguard · 5 years
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Summary: Emma's just had her heart broken—again. But she's going to distract herself by finally going to her friends' party, two doors down from her apartment. The party—and the dashing gentleman she meets at it—prove to be just what she needed.
3.2k words | rated light M | AO3
A/N: Here I go again...back on my Dolly Parton bs. But I make no apologies because Dolly in an inspirational queen. I’ve wanted to write a one-shot based on Two Doors Down pretty much ever since I heard the song, and the @csconcertseries​ seemed like the right opportunity to scratch that itch. (and then Dumb Blonde demanded to be included as well because it’s a bop.) so...have fun!
“Really, Emma?” Walsh sneered when she confronted him. “You thought I was serious about you? I guess you really are a dumb blonde.”
In case anyone was wondering why Emma was crying, it was that. She shouldn’t be—it was dumb, he was dumb, not her—but that didn’t seem to matter, apparently. The asshole had somehow managed to find a crack in the walls around her beat-up, bargain store heart and, once inside, found an old bruise and punched it. Or something like that. She wasn’t great with words.
Or emotions, apparently, or men—though she was already aware of that one (thus: the walls). (Well, okay, and being abandoned by her parents and growing up in the shittier parts of the foster system. But that’s besides the point.) Anyways. She had thought that maybe, finally, she’d found one guy who wouldn’t hurt her—who was safe enough to consider giving her heart to. 
And then she’d caught him sleeping with a coworker. On a mattress in his furniture store. On their anniversary. 
And he apparently had the gall to call her dumb. What a dick.
After giving him the rightful slap he was due, she stormed out and ran home. Then she grabbed the wine she’d been saving for tonight, popped the cork, and drank right out of the bottle.
What a fucking loser.
(She wasn’t sure if that applied more to her, or to him.
Because, at the end of the night, she was the one drinking alone while he was probably still having too much fun on his own merchandise.) 
With about half the bottle gone, she finally hit the point where all her tears were gone and she was probably some level of dehydrated. Her apartment was eerily quiet without the sound of her sobs, it seemed, but she could hear loud music coming from down the hall. 
Oh yeah—Dave and Snow’s party.
They were her neighbors—well, they lived two doors down, but she definitely talked to them more than the grumpy dude who lived between them. They were easily the nicest, most outgoing people on the planet, and had been trying for as long as Emma had lived there to come over to one of their parties. 
Usually, Emma was able to use work as an excuse, or a date (like she was supposed to have had tonight), to explain why she couldn’t go. But it was really fear—fear of rejection, of not measuring up, of plain old awkwardness—that kept her away.
It always sounded like a good time, though, and she could hear the music pumping and people laughing whenever they hosted these get-togethers. Apparently, they were at the drunk-enough-to-sing-loudly part of the night, because she heard the lyrics perfectly as the crowd shouted them:
Just because I’m blonde, don’t think I’m dumb ‘Cause this dumb blonde ain’t nobody’s fool
She laughed, albeit watery, at that, considering Dave was the blond of the two of them. But then she thought about it again, and what her ass of a now-ex had said: there was nothing dumb or foolish about Emma. Maybe she should have listened to that voice that had told her she was out of his league when he’d first asked her out, but right now, she just needed to tune out his grating words and focus on Dolly’s—about kicking trash to the curb and moving on.
And, you know what? She was gonna go to that party.
She blew her nose (rather noisily), then quickly washed her face and changed into something a little more presentable than her pajamas. She probably should be bringing something over, but her wine was gone and Walsh had drank the last of her beer the other night. She briefly considered the half-empty box of Pop-Tarts in her cupboard, but that was breakfast.
So, empty-handed as she was, she headed out the door, locked it, and wandered down the bit of hallway to the Nolan’s place. She could hear the sounds of revelry and pounding bass on the other side of the door, and was nervous—would they think she was intruding? Her knock was equally timid, and probably not even heard by the crowd inside. 
To her shock, though, the door was thrown open a few seconds later. “Emma! You came!” Snow shouted, then launched herself at Emma in an inebriated hug. “Oh, I’m so glad you finally made it! Where’s Walsh?”
Emma cringed, and not just from Snow’s alcohol-elevated volume. “He’s fucking his floor manager. So he’s busy. But I’m not now!” she added, trying to make it sound not terrible.
But Snow gasped anyways, covering her mouth in shock. She ushered Emma in, closing the door behind her, and then dragged her to the living room. “You need wine.”
“I had, like, half a bottle already.”
“Okay, well, you need more.”
“I won’t disagree.”
Snow left her in the middle of a throng of people that thankfully included David, who wrapped her into a bear hug (that only slightly smelled like beer—beer hug?) and made some introductions. Snow returned shortly with a pint glass full of pinot, and the next hour became a blur of booze and dancing. 
She quickly made friends with girls named Ruby and Belle who, once they heard about what had happened to Emma that day, got some shots involved. The music was a solid mix of girl power anthems (there may have been more screaming to “Since U Been Gone” and “Wannabe” from partygoers of all genders) and Emma found herself seriously wondering just what the hell she’d been doing the past few months—both with Walsh and in her avoidance of these parties; she was having way more fun here than she ever had with that douche.
Eventually, she did have to take a respite to visit the restroom and get some water—she wasn’t about to blackout over a breakup—but when she left the bathroom, she wasn’t watching where she was going and slammed into someone else.
“Woah—you alright, love?” the lilting voice attached to the firm body asked. She could feel his hand squeezing her shoulder, but given her very recent track record, was scared to look this guy in the eyes. The last thing she needed was a face as pretty as that accent, or as enticing as the bit of chest hair peeking out through his button-up, or as alluring as the scent of his cologne (which she got a good whiff of when her face collided with his chest).
“Seriously—are you okay?” He sounded so concerned—her head was moving before she could think otherwise.
And that was either the best thing she’d ever done, or the worst.
Dark, messy hair hung over his forehead, where thick brows were furrowed with worry. A strong nose pointed to full lips, surrounded by gingery scruff that led her mind other places. But his eyes—holy crap; even in the dimness of the hallway, they were a bright blue, and she’d had just enough to drink that she thought she just might be swaying along with the waves in their oceanic depths.
(She got poetic when she got drunk; this was a well-established fact.)
“Lass?” Oh god--she’d been staring, hadn’t she? 
“Fine! I’m fine. Sorry. Are you?”
“‘Fine’ is definitely something I’ve been called,” he quipped back, concern melting into cockiness with a wink.
Ugh, she didn’t need any more of that in her life. She rolled her eyes and stepped back, putting enough distance between them to not feel the warmth coming off of him (she was producing enough of that herself--or, at least, the shots of vodka were). “Good to know. I’m just gonna get back out there, then.” Avoiding his gaze, she did her best to slip around him in the narrow hallway.
“Wait,” he called out, and grabbed her wrist as she slipped by. “Sorry; that wasn’t very gentleman-like.” He was definitely being sincere, she could tell. “I, uh, I’m rusty at all this. Let me back up: I’m Killian; I’m a friend of Dave’s from college.”
Of course his name was sexy, too. He’d stuck his hand out amiably; she’d be the asshole not to take it. So she did. “Emma; I live a couple doors down.”
“Ahh, yes--I’ve heard of you: the mysterious neighbor,” he said, running his thumb over her knuckles. “Delighted to finally make your acquaintance.”
Who was this guy? And why did he talk like he had stepped out of a Jane Austen novel? “I bet you tell all the girls that.”
He shrugged. “There haven’t been any of those lately.”
“Guys, then?”
He laughed—a deep chuckle that she wouldn’t complain about hearing again. “No, none of those, either.”
“Good. They suck.”
“What, all of them?”
“Most of them.”
“Well, hopefully I find myself in the minority.” He was still holding her hand, and brought it to his lips to place a kiss on the back of it. Were it not for the slight shiver that went through her at that, she’d be running for the hills (or at least her own apartment); but she was usually good at spotting a lie, Walsh notwithstanding, and she could tell he meant it. 
“Wanna get a drink?” she asked, a bit breathless.
“Absolutely.”
They grabbed another round of wine and took a seat on the couch, which was somehow unoccupied—everyone was still busy dancing and drinking and socializing. Honestly, Emma was a little surprised that so many people fit in a two-bedroom apartment (but it wasn’t like she’d ever tried to have more than a couple people in hers). 
“So, what’s your story?” Killian leaned in close to ask. They were practically nose-to-nose in order to be heard over the music, but she didn’t mind it. And, for some reason, she found her entire life story spilling out to him; not even Walsh had learned everything: about growing up in the foster system, her first heartbreak and the baby she gave up, the reason she’d gone into bailbonds work (so people like Neal couldn’t continue to break hearts). Even the sordid tale of her very-recent breakup.
“He’s a right arse,” Killian said, clinking his glass with hers. “But I’m glad his absence has brought you into my presence.”
“Me too,” she said.
His past was equally tragic: mom died, dad left, then brother died; lost his hand, his girlfriend, and his naval career in the same accident; but he still got to work as an engineer, and still got to go sailing on the weekends.
“God, Killian...you poor thing,” was all she could say.
He averted his gaze—and was either blushing, or flushed from the alcohol and heat of the room—and just said, “It’s in the past, where it belongs. And, honestly, the future is looking pretty good right now.”
“Oh yeah?”
“Well, I hope so.”
She wasn’t bold enough to say it—or confident, given that she was just coming out of a relationship—but she was thinking that, too.
The music switched from girl pop to Disney tunes—it was only a matter of time, considering that Snow was only a few steps away from being an IRL Disney princess—which prompted a conversation about their favorite Disney films, then movies in general, then books and music and all sorts of things. It was casual and easy and, honestly, she didn’t think she’d ever connected with someone so quickly; not since she was a kid and still had some innocence about her.
A slow song came on, and Killian set down his empty glass. “Would you care to dance?”
She gaped a bit; no one had ever asked her that. “What—for real? To this?”
“You just told me you’d seen Enchanted, and I believe that’s what they did to this song. So yes: will you, Emma Swan, dance with me?”
Somewhere, lonely teenage Emma was yelling at her to say yes and fulfill all her wildest prom dreams. Oh, who was she kidding—grown-up Emma still had those dreams. “Yeah, I will.”
He stood and offered her his prosthetic hand; she set her empty glass aside and took it, then followed him up. Gently, he guided her to an empty spot in the room—about 2 feet away—and then put his hand on her waist; she was probably supposed to put hers on his shoulder or something, but she did the same (and definitely noticed the firmness of his core).
They didn’t have much room to move—Dave and Snow were making out a few feet away, as were Ruby and Belle, and another couple—but Killian somehow managed to perform some actual dance steps. 
“What the heck is that, and how do you know it?” she wondered aloud, trying to keep up.
“It’s called a waltz, and there’s only one rule,” he explained, then leaned in to whisper in her ear: “Pick a partner who knows what he’s doing.”
She’d definitely had a bit too much to actually memorize the steps, but she managed to keep up for a bit, until she lost her balance a bit after hitting the edge of the coffee table. Once again, she fell into his chest, but this time, he wrapped his arms tight around her to stabilize her—and she did the same.
“Is this a habit of yours?” he joked, but the twinkle in his eye told her that he wasn’t complaining.
“Just with you,” she tossed back.
“And what makes me so special?”
“You get it.”
He gave her a shy smirk that cut an adorable dimple into his scruff. 
And she couldn’t help it: she kissed it.
The wide-eyed stare he wore when she pulled back told her that it was as much a shock to him as it was to her; she never made the first move. But there was just something about him that made her want to throw caution to the wind—or maybe she just knew it was okay to do that with him. 
Feeling even bolder, she grabbed his shirt and pulled his lips down to hers. He didn’t hesitate to respond in kind and god, he was good: the right amount of pressure, the scratch of his beard, the feel of his hand on her back...oh man.
She normally wouldn’t have done what she did next—not when there were feelings involved, at least—but hey, it was a night for doing new things, right?
“Do you want to take this somewhere else?” she murmured when they eventually broke apart for air.
“Where did you have in mind?”
“My place.”
“Lead the way, love.”
It didn’t seem like anyone noticed as they slipped out, and she’d never managed to get her door open faster. It had just clicked shut before she was on him, pressing him back against it, her hands wandering over his upper body while her tongue picked up where their earlier dance had left off.
Her fingers found themselves near his belt, and before they went too far, his warm hand gently stilled hers. “Are you sure, love?” he asked, panting. “I...I don’t just want to be a rebound,” he confessed.
God, she hadn’t even thought of that. Walsh was already a distant memory. “I don’t want that, either.”
“Alright, then. Proceed.”
“God, you’re a dork.”
“Guilty.”
“Good thing I like it.”
Her lips found his again as her fingers danced over him, and his over her; a trail of clothing marked their path to her bedroom (with only a brief stop against the back of her couch), and they landed naked on her unmade bed.
His large hand and deft fingers found their way to her entrance and were lightly teasing it--the gentlest of brushes that nearly had her seeing stars, and definitely distracted her from fishing the condoms out of her bedside table.
“You don’t mind, do you?”
“Of course not; might need an extra hand, though.”
She almost came back down to earth just to glare at him, but the cheesy grin he wore just made her laugh. It wasn't like she minded, anyway.
She used the opportunity to do a bit of foreplay herself, stroking his considerable length before, during, and after gliding the sheath on. The guttural groan he let out went straight through her.
Enough foreplay—she needed him. She grabbed his shoulders and pressed her chest against his; the brush of his chest hair against her nipples had her arching into him, and his hard cock was pressing right where she wanted him. “You ready?”
“Gods, yes,” he breathed.
And when they came together, she couldn’t remember anyone she’d ever been with before. She was completely aware of the hyperbole but honestly, he just felt so good inside her.
Then he moved, and she forgot her own name, and his, and anyone else’s.
She’d had the kind of sex before where time seemed to stop, but with Killian, it seemed to stop even longer, if that was possible; once they found their rhythm, every press of their hips brought her nearer and nearer to the edge of oblivion, but not so fast that she couldn’t enjoy it.
When she finally fell off, she hadn’t even realized she’d been that close—and let the waves of pleasure wash over her with abandon.
Killian wasn’t far behind her; she felt him still within her as he came with a shout. Normally, she’d be worried about how much noise they made, but she could still hear music coming from the Nolan’s; they were safe.
He collapsed beside her just long enough to catch his breath, then excused himself to clean up. God, he really was a gentleman; a lot of the guys she’d been with hadn’t been so polite about that. He came back a couple minutes later with a washcloth for her to use--seriously, no guy had ever done that. Then he flopped back on her creaky mattress and wrapped his left arm around her.
“You’re bloody incredible, love...and bloody gorgeous,” he said softly, then pressed a kiss on her bare shoulder.
“You’re no slouch, either,” she replied, and hoped the light was dim enough that he couldn’t see how furiously she was blushing. 
“You know...I almost didn’t go to the party tonight,” he said. “It was a long day and I wasn’t sure I felt up to people.”
“Yeah?” Logically, she knew other people had had shitty days, but it was easy to forget about in the face of her own. 
“I’m very glad I did, though,” he continued.
“So am I.”
He pressed a gentle kiss against her lips then, and pulled her a bit closer with his prosthesis. “Think we should head back?” he proposed.
“Mm, nah,” she answered. “They’ll have more parties.”
“Aye, they probably will.”
“And I like the one we’re having right now.”
“Mm, as do I.”
The other party continued into the wee hours of the morning, but Emma and Killian’s went even longer: all through the night, through part of the next day, and for a very, very long time thereafter.
Some time later, she heard that Dolly song again, and another set of lyrics stood out to her:
And you know if there's one thing this blonde has learned Blondes have more fun
She looked over at Killian and smiled; damn right they do.
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And It All Fell Down, Part 2.
Fic: And It All Fell Down, Part 2.
Writer’s Note: This is, as you can probably tell, a Part 2 of the fanfic that I wrote for @deafgirl-and-hercoven ‘s Heir AU. I worked on this one with her, and I had a blast doing it!
Ships: Romantic Demus/Dukeceit
Warnings: Depression (in the past), random words in all caps, broken limb (off screen) (Again, if anything needs to be retagged, please tell me!) 
Word Count: 2866
Summary: Princess, Deceit and Remus’s greatest secret, has just been revealed to the other Sides and Thomas. Also, a conversation was greatly overdue.
Princess blinked. Suddenly she wasn’t in Remus’s  lovingly comforting embrace anymore, where he had pulled her into his arms after Deceit had disappeared from right in front of her with no warning. She was cold, and something was hurting, and there were strangers looking at her. Too many people - where did they come from - where was she? She whimpered, curling in on herself, scanning her surroundings, searching the strange new figures for a familiar face. She spun in a circle, and then stopped, with a feeling of relief amongst the panic that was washing over her. She darted into Deceit’s arms, crying.
“Mommy!”
“MOMMY?!” the others echoed in varying levels of shock and confusion. Then they all started talking over each other, asking questions “How?” and ”When?” and ”Why?”. The voices swirled around Princess, loud and harsh-sounding, causing her to bury her face even deeper into Deceit’s shirtfront. He hugged her with fierce protective love, bringing out all of his arms to do so, ignoring the horrified looks he got from the others, completely concentrating on his daughter as she whimpered. 
His baby girl, his special care, his princess . . . no, no, no, don’t cry,  he wanted to whisper, it’s going to be okay. But what if it wasn’t? What if-
Remus popped up, looking panicked and disheveled. He had gone to comfort Princess, only to have her snatched out of his arms by an invisible force. Upon locating his daughter, his eyes at first softened with relief, then melted with heartbreak. His baby girl was crying into his boyfriend’s shirtfront with terror, and he wanted to protect her, to make whatever had done that to her hurt and bleed. He knew what had done it though, and he knew he couldn’t do that to Thomas - curse object impermanence, his child was TERRIFIED and he wanted to DO SOMETHING.
Princess was crying, loud, gasping, chocking sobs.
“Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, why did you g-go?! Did you not - not love me anym-more?! Why was I taken away f-from Daddy? Where a-are w-we?”
Deceit ran his gloved fingers through Princess’s hair calmingly. “Shhh, shhh, it’s okay, sweetie, it’s okay, shhh, Mommy’s here. Shhh, shh, you’re going to be fine. Hey, look at me, Princess, look at me.” 
Princess raised her reddened eyes up to meet Deceit’s own, tears still falling down her cheeks, but slower now. She was hiccuping as she tried to choke her tears back.
“Remember that Mommy loves you very, very much, okay? And so does Daddy. You don’t have to cry, it’s all okay. It’s all going to be okay.” He kissed her forehead before shifting slightly to the side to allow her to see the rest of the room. “Remember when Daddy and I were talking about Thomas and the other Sides?”
“Uh huh,” Princess murmured softly, recovering slightly. She blinked at the other occupants of the room shyly.
Deceit pointed at Thomas. “Well, Thomas summoned you. And Mommy, too, We have a VERY important job to do.” He said, bopping her lightly on the nose. She gasped. One last tear rolled own her cheek, unnoticed.
“I’m a Side too?! Like you and Butt?”
“Pardon me, but who is ‘Butt’?” Logan interjected, grimacing.
Princess stared at him, wide-eyed for a moment as if startled by his voice, before pointing at Remus. “It means Best Uncle in The Thomas!”
At the confused looks that garnered, Deceit clarified, “She’s learning acronyms.”
“Wait,” Roman interjected, “If Remus is Butt, then who is Daddy?”
Remus looked as if he were about to make a dirty comment, but Deceit silenced him with a glare. Remus shut up, no powers necessary, and Deceit answered instead. “Princess used to call Remus Daddy, and still does in . . .” he paused, glancing down at her, nestled in his arms, “Times of trial. But Princess wanted to know why Remus says ‘Daddy’ oddly, on occasion, and Remus, naturally, explained it to her. Then she changed what she called him to Butt.”
Roman looked as if he were thinking this over, but the rest of the Sides nodded in comprehension. Patton looked a wee bit confused also, and Deceit decided to steer the conversation away from the previous topic. He looked back down at Princess.
“And, d’you see him?” Deceit asked, gesturing to Patton. Princess nodded.
“I’m not blind, Dee!” She giggled.
“Ah, the sarcasm is strong in that one,” Virgil commented, relaxing his posture slightly. Princess giggled at his words. Deceit rolled his eyes, trying to take back control of the conversation.
“That’s Patton-”
“The Light Side daddy!” Princess interrupted, gleeful to know the answer.
Patton made an aww! noise. “You taught her that?”
Remus smiled proudly. “We never said anything bad about any of you. Although, Double Dee here was worried that because of the bitterness between our groups, you would turn our princess against us.”
The other sides looked guilty for putting that horrible thought in Deceit’s mind. Deceit flushed, embarrassed to have his innermost worries laid out for his “coworkers” to see.
“Oh! Well, erm, that’s uhhh, one of many factors . . .”
Princess pulled on his caplet for attention. “Dee! Dee! Again! Again!”
Chuckling, Deceit pointed to Logan. “You want to play a guessing game? Okay, Princess, who’s that?”
“The smart Light Side! Lo Lo! Like how you’re the smartest Dark Side, Dee!”
Logan smiled at Princess for the first time. He had been paying close attention to this new arrival, but until that moment it was with curiosity devoid of emotion. He couldn’t help enjoying that this child knew that he was the “smart one”, at least out of the Light Sides. His inner teacher was pleased by this child, and he was feeling a feeling that felt the way chocolate chip muffins smelled. Was that normal? Logan decided that he liked it.
“That’s very correct, my dear. But his name is Logan.”
Princess rolled her eyes at him, which was rather comical, as she hadn’t fully gotten that hang of doing that without moving her whole head.
“It’s a nickname, Dee!”
“My apologies.” Deceit smiled. He looked at Roman then, squashing down six years worth of worry and evasiveness to do so. “Now, my little angel, do you remember when I told you that even though I made you with science, you don’t hold my blood?”
Princess nodded enthusiastically. “Uh huh! You used donors! Someone else’s duna!”
“DNA, sweetie.” Deceit corrected gently.
“Oh. Yeah. That.” Princess agreed.
“Do you know who that is?” Deceit asked, pointing to Roman. Princess nodded again.
“That’s Prince Roman. He’s Butt’s brother! I want a brother. Or a sister. Roman helps Butt with creativity!”
Roman looked a little affronted at being reduced to “help”, and Remus looked gleeful to see his brother affronted, and probably would have given him a playful shoulder punch if he were not so far away. At some point during all this, Remus had moved to stand next to Deceit and Princess, causing Logan to move closer to Virgil to make room. Virgil, in turn, had shifted closer to Princey. 
Deceit pushed on with the lesson. “Yes, Princess, that’s right. I used Roman’s DNA to make you. And, Virgil’s, too.” Deceit gestured towards Virgil.
“Anxiety!”
“Yes, dearest, exactly. You have both of their DNA running through those little veins of yours.” Deceit started to tickle Princess. She laughed, rolling out of his arms and onto the floor. “If they want to be your other Mommy and Daddy that’s okay.” he glanced at Roman and Virgil, who seemed frozen, shocked. Deceit knew he would have to have  a proper conversation with them later about this, but Princess was his priority right now. “Then you would have two mommies and two daddies.”
“Yay!” Princess said, before being interrupted by a giant yawn.
“Oh no, is someone ready for a nap?” Deceit asked.
Princess went limp. “Nooooooooooo! I don’t wanna nap!”
“How about this? You take a nap, and when you wake up, you can have a cookie?” Deceit offered, bribing his daughter for the upteenth time. Princess fell for it, just as she usually did.
“Yay! Can Butt tuck me in?” Princess asked.
“Of course,” Deceit conceded, giving her a loving peck of the cheek before putting her down. Princess scampered into Remus’s embrace before grabbing hold of his hand. 
“Bye-bye!” She said, waving as she and Remus sank down together. Just before leaving Deceit’s field of vision, Remus sent Deceit a quick look of reassurance and loving support. The look gave Deceit the strength to not sink out with them, and stay for what he knew was inevitable. Deceit sighed softly, taking off his hat for a moment to run his gloved fingers through his hair.
“I’ll be taking your questions now,” he said as he replaced his hat.
There was a beat of silence before Logan spoke up. “How?”
“An artificial womb.” Deceit answered softly. Logan, ever the curious one, looked like he wanted to know more, but he was interrupted be fore he could get details.
“Why?” Virgil asked.
Deceit wouldn’t be able to explain why he reacted the way he did later, but in the present, Deceit just snapped. 
“Why? WHY?! Because I’m never WANTED except for Remus! NO ONE EXCEPT FOR HIM EVEN THOUGHT I WAS NECESSARY!  DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT’S LIKE? To be completely unwanted, and to be thought by all around you to be unnecessary? You’ve forgotten. When you LEFT US for the LIGHT SIDE, I was CONSTANTLY ALONE! Remus was in the Imagination all day and I was LOOSING MY MIND. I needed a project to work on to keep my mind off of that fact!” 
Out of the corners of his eyes, he saw Thomas look guiltily at the ground, but Deceit was entirely focused on finally being honest. “So I found an article on fake wombs. I thought, ‘Hey, maybe this would solve both of your problems with one stone!’. Remus agreed, I think, at first only because he was scared that I would stop getting out of bed in the morning. So he helped me build a fake womb. We tried, again, and again, and again, with our DNA, but it WOULDN’T WORK. I nearly gave up on just about everything before Remus suggested getting donors. But of course we weren’t going to just go up to you and say ‘Hey, Virge, since you left I’ve been severely depressed and have almost given up on existing, would you mind donating some DNA for me to make a child so I don’t have to think about you?’. NO! At best you would have felt guilty. As for who we chose, WE CHOSE YOU IDIOTS BECAUSE ROMAN IS AS CLOSE TO REMUS AS IT GETS, AND YOU WERE A DARK SIDE!”
Roman looked instinctively offended by that, but his expression quickly morphed back to conflict. It looked like he was starting to process that fact that he had a child. Virgil was just staring at Deceit, eyes wide and chest heaving. Deceit wasn’t done yet, though.
“And you know why we hid her so long. I worked my ASS off just for Princess to EXIST! I almost killed myself in the process, but she lived. If I had to make  a choice, I would chose her life over mine any day. I LOVE HER! You may see us as villains, but so help me, if you ever put your bigoted division into her eyes, you will regret EVER BEING FORMED!”
The room was quiet for a few seconds. Deceit realized that he was gasping for air, and mentally counted down from ten to try to regain control. He looked around the room at the others. Virgil was taking just as big gulps of breath as Deceit, and was trying equally hard to regulate them. Roman was still frozen like he was still processing the fact that he technically had a child now. Logan looked like the emotions were starting to get to him, and he didn’t quite know what to do. Patton looked like someone had handed him a new kind of spider and told him that it needed emotional support. Thomas looked frightened, but also like he was suddenly understanding Deceit for the first time. That was . . . new.
Patton was the first to regain control of himself long enough to speak. Sighing softly, he frowned, looking at Deceit. “Deceit . . . I’m so sorry that we treated you like we did. We had no idea how much you were hurting. And, I want you to know that Princess is completely welcome here.” The look he shot around the toom at the other Light Sides brooked no argument. “I’m sure that we will all try our best to work with you in a way so we can all, um . . .”
Deceit consciously relaxed his shoulders a fraction. “Don’t hurt yourself. I’ll be okay working with you, and Remus will as well. Princess is so curious about everything, Remus and I simply cannot keep up. Perhaps, you, Logan, could educate her?”
Logan blinked, surprised. “You . . . you want me?”
“It makes sense.” Deceit said. Logan looked a little bit shocked, and rather honored. He hadn’t thought that he would ever get a chance to really, properly teach someone, regardless of the fact that his first manifestation was that of a teacher from Thomas’s Vines. He didn’t think that anyone knew that he even wanted to be a teacher. And he definitely didn’t think that the ones who would notice would be the ones that he routinely countered - even if he agreed with their points. Logan smiled then, as warmly as anyone had ever seen him smile.
“I would be honored.”
Deceit glanced at the others, eyebrow raised in an indication that he would be amenable to more inquiries.
“How . . . how old is she?” Roman asked. 
Deceit’s gaze turned wistful. “She’s turning six in April. God . . . I still cannot believe that it has been so long . . .”
Roman finally smiled. The Thomas-really-wants-to-have-kids instinct was overriding his confusion. “I see. Anything else we should know about her?”
“Well, she is basically a miniature you, Roman, but with Virgil’s unfiltered anxiety. We’re working with her on it. She’s scared of using her own powers, but that is a story for another time.” Virgil looked guilty at that.
“She loves music. Ah, ooh! She is very hard to say no to. Exhibit a) She did my makeup.” Dee chuckled, gesturing at his face. “She is very determined in everything that she does. Nothing goes unfinished if she has anything to say about it.”
Roman looked proud of her. Logan nodded his approval as well.
Deceit continued. “She loves snow in the Imagination . . .” he chuckled again. The others had never heard him laugh like he had today before, warm and soft and full of love, without a trace of sardonic belittlement in sight. 
“When she was two, Remus introduced her to snow for the first time. She just stood there for a moment before falling face first into the snow and just . . . laying there. She wasn’t bothered by it at all. What a crazy kid.” He smiled off into the distance of fond memory for a moment before pulling himself back to the present. 
“Oh, and one more thing: She is terrified of rats. Another long story.”
“Ahem. So, does she have a real name?” Logan asked curiously.
“Oh, no,” Deceit replied, subdued “When she broke free from the fake womb, I . . . I didn’t want to name her because I knew that I wouldn’t be able to take it if you . . . if you all took her away from me. So I didn’t want to get attached, but Remus started calling her Princess 626, not just normal 626-”
“Makes sense, after all, she is royalty,” Roman grinned. Deceit glared at him balefully for interrupting before continuing as if he hadn’t spoken. 
“The next thing we knew, we were calling her Princess like it was her real name. But it is just a nickname - she had full creativity over her full name. So far, she has called herself Bob, Cat, Dean, Grey . . . pretty much anything she could think of, but she hasn’t ever been able to settle on one for long. Though we don’t mind calling her Princess.”
Virgil took in one last deep breath, making sure he was calm enough not to accidentally use his Tempest Tongue before asking, “Um, w-who dyed her hair?”
“Meee!” Remus popped back up, making Virgil jump. He grinned at the Anxious side cheekily before turning to Deceit. “Oh, also, Double Dee, Princess is really gonna need your cuddles when she wakes up. She broke her arm when you were summoned - fell forwards with a splat onto the floor. Her words, not mine. Poor darling.” He grimaced. “N-normally a broken arm is good, but not if it’s Princess’s arm.”
“Her arm is WHAT?! I gotta go - I have to check on her!” Deceit gasped.
“Don’t worry, Dee!  Took care of it!”
Deceit shook his head at his boyfriend. “Really, Remus, I greatly appreciate your help with everything I have, but I do not trust your medical care at all.” He sank down as fast as he could. Remus shrugged.
“That’s fair.”
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bronanlynch · 4 years
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I enjoyed doing this last week so this is. a thing now I guess. click through for roundup of whatever media I’ve been into in the past week (will normally be on thursdays I think bc that’s the day I’m usually free but my schedule this week was weird) (inspired by the tuesday again thing that @girlfriendsofthegalaxy does)
listening: the new Mountain Goats album Getting Into Knives is very fun and full of bops, for a given value of both “fun” and “bops” because it’s The Mountain Goats so it does have that edge of depression but quite a few of the songs are a bit more. cheerful? than a lot of their other stuff, for lack of a better word
favorite track is probably The Rat Queen
listening (podcast edition): this very fun episode of Overinvested tearing apart the new movie adaptation of Rebecca which I have not seen and was not planning on seeing but I do enjoy people smartly analyzing why things aren’t good and also I do love discussions about Gothic romance
reading: The Mermaid, the Witch, and the Sea by Maggie Tokuda-Hall is probably a very good book that someone else will enjoy very much, as lots of people whose opinions I generally trust already have enjoyed it. and I possibly will enjoy more if I give it another chance, once I’ve gotten over being disappointed that it wasn’t what I was looking for right now. the premise is neat! the worldbuilding is cool! the characters are interesting! mermaids, witches, and seas are three of my favorite things and also there are pirates, my other fave thing!
the reason I bounced off of it so hard is that I kept seeing it hyped up as a trans/nonbinary book, and then felt kinda let down when I started reading it and realized that the main character whom I’ve seen described as genderqueer is 1) dressing as a guy because someone else suggested it for safety reasons and 2) this was several years before the story starts and this character still refers to herself exclusively (disclaimer that I didn’t read the full thing but. as far as I got and also I skimmed toward the ending) as she and by her feminine birthname. and those things are fine, that’s a valid gender story, nonbinary people can absolutely keep their old pronouns and names and it doesn’t make them any less nonbinary, but the way it was framed in the parts that I read felt to me more like the old classic ‘girl dresses as guy for plot reasons’ thing, which isn’t something I personally wanted to read more of right now, especially not when I went in expecting something that would resonate more with my gender experience
watching: I’ve been rewatching Leverage, since I only ever watched the first season many years ago because that’s what was free on hulu at the time, and the thing that’s really getting to me is how fundamentally hopeful it is. like, yeah, sure, the premise of it is about how capitalism is designed to fuck people over and there is A Lot about specifically health insurance being really really awful. so there are parts of it that are a lil bit too real, but then at the end of the day they always win and punish the rich capitalists and help their victims and it’s just. nice to see that kind of happy ending
the specific episode I’m having lots of thoughts about is the Mile High Job, which is about the team is trying to protect a potential corporate whistleblower from being murdered by her coworker while on an airplane. at first they’re not sure what’s going on because they weren’t expecting two people from the corporation to be on that flight, so they don’t know which person is the one they should be focusing on. one of them is an anxious younger woman and the other is an extremely generic man, and from the moment they decided that the woman was the one they had to protect I was dreading the plot twist of “no actually you just helped her take out her target and you should’ve been protecting the other guy” which would’ve felt just. so mean-spirited and cynical but it’s the kind of thing I expect from media I guess. and then once it was clear that nope, that twist wasn’t going to happen, I expected her to turn around at the end and be like “actually no I’m not gonna testify against the corporation because I’ve realized how dangerous it is.” and I kind of hate that I’ve become so jaded by both media and also the real world that I’m so ready to expect the most cynical option, because I’m not used to stories about how even though the system is corrupt and oppressive and exploitative, people can still help each and they do and sometimes they make things better
playing: got back into playing Dishonored after taking a couple weeks off because I got stuck and frustrated and also kept playing for too long at a time and giving myself headaches. Lady Boyle’s Last Party (which I am going to completely and entirely spoil so if you don’t want that this is your warning) is probably the mission that I have the strongest mixed feelings about. I love the approach to the party, I love the concept of sneaking into a masquerade ball, I love signing the guestbook with your actual legal wanted fugitive name while wearing the mask that you commit all of your crimes in, I love a good fancy party mission I cannot stress that enough it’s the sexiest possible setting
HOWEVER. trying to sneak around upstairs fucking sucks because the ceilings aren’t high enough for there to be places to hide, like convenient hanging lamps or pipes to blink up to. my least favorite room in this entire game is that art gallery because you can get on top of the cases and you think you’re safe because you’re Up but then the guards spot you instantly and sound the alarm and the entire party shuts down and then you let them kill you so that you can go back to your last save
ADDITIONALLY, fuck the nonlethal option for this one. I hate it so much and feel so incredibly gross about choosing it but I also feel extremely not great about tricking her into meeting me alone and then actually assassinating her. the conversation is so uncomfortable that I tried to be like “actually no nevermind” which causes her to think you’re weird and creepy and she has the guards ““throw you out”“ which apparently in Dunwall is just how you say that she’s gonna have the guards murder you. but anyway. she's a shitty rich lady but she doesn't deserve either of the things that could happen to her and she's only a target because she's sleeping w a guy who sucks. she hasn’t done anything! she isn’t actually responsible for what happened to Jessamine or Emily! which works on a narrative level in my opinion because this is the last mission before you go after the lord regent and it’s becoming clear that the loyalists are just using Corvo for their own agenda and don’t actually care about Jessamine. but it’s still unpleasant to be the one enacting it, y’know?
also on a narrative level, I really like the concept of doing a clean hands run except killing each of the actual targets, because I feel like that would be a cool inversion of the trope where the hero kills a bunch of mooks and then refuses to kill the big bad because murder is wrong. on a gameplay level, I’m still gonna do the nonlethal options because I refuse to risk getting the bad ending, and I’m proud of the fact that I haven’t killed anyone since getting out of prison. I do wanna do a high chaos playthrough at some point though just to see how it goes, since I went low chaos last time too
sorry for writing an entire essay about Dishonored but. the funniest thing from that mission is that apparently if you get spotted by one of the maids in the basement where you are not supposed to be (the guards will immediately attack if they see you) instead of raising the alarm she just says “welcome to the party.” love that solidarity.
making: none of my cosplay stuff is at an especially picture-worthy stage and I didn’t get pictures of the pesto I made for dinner last night so there’s not gonna be much that’s interesting here but I did go to Spirit Halloween after Halloween when everything was on clearance and got a bunch of stuff that I’m gonna use for cosplay eventually
writing: soon I will finish the Eddis/Attolia Queen’s Thief fic that’s been rattling around in my brain ever since I finished the last book. hopefully.
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quirkpuppy · 4 years
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*17 questions, 17 people*
Thank you so very much for tagging me, @filthyrichdreamboat!! 💖
nickname: My coworkers all call me a shortened version of my name and I allow it, haha, but I prefer my full name! Online I'm always Quirk!
zodiac: pisces! ♓
height: 5'3"
hogwarts house: Ravenclaw, and I'm even embarrassing and have a lot of merch, ahaha yikes. J.K. can suck it, but Harry Potter is forever a part of my formative years, fortunately/unfortunately.
last thing i googled: "illegally small cats", upon Trevor's recommendation (to torment me!) because I've had kitten fever lately!!
song stuck in my head: okay, so actually, sorry not sorry, I just recently heard "Dynamite" by BTS, and WHAT A BOP!! I'm no kpop stan, but I put it on repeat like five times in a row on my drive home yesterday while thinking about preparing for our household Thanksgiving mini-feast, and it felt like I was as light as sunshine, haha!
number of followers: 146, but I feel like a load of them are abandoned or spam accounts, haha yikes… PEEP UP IF YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS, PEOPLE!! (my dog's blog, @adventure-dog-alyra has 1,070 followers, haha!! She's a popular girl!)
amount of sleep: I like to get a solid 8 hours because I'm a sleepy baby
lucky number: 22
dream job: disgustingly wealthy due to a sudden windfall, somehow (I am TIRED of working!! when am I gonna win the lottery or get an inheritance from an unknown but generous relative!?) and living in the countryside selling my honey and eggs and jam at the farmers' market, donating dragons hoards of gold to causes close to my heart.
wearing: a Ravenclaw shirt (told you I was annoying with the merch, yikes!!) with navy leggings, an oversized knitted raspberry jumper, and matching raspberry cozy socks!
aesthetic: bright colours, soft textures, adventure and nostalgia
favourite instrument: I love to hear a good violin or piano, I think! Watching those beautiful harp videos is also a joy!
favourite author: Douglas Adams, Philip Pullman, Dave Barry, and I haven't finished much of his work yet, but Brandon Sanderson is very talented and seems like a good dude from the author talks I've attended with Trevor
favourite song: how on earth could I ever pick just one?! "Rule The World" by TheFatRat & AleXa (알렉사) is the most recent find of mine that's been lighting off fireworks in my brain because it sounds like it was made just for me, haha!
favourite animal noise: I love the weird, garbled sounds that dogs make when they're excited and/or playing! Be still my heart!
random: I'm so excited for the iced cinnamon apple (and the TWO raisins that @foxofsnow is gracious enough to allow me, haha!) braided bread that we're making from scratch to go with dinner that I wish I could fast forward time to have it NOW!!!
I tag: (oh boy, do I even have 17 friends??)
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Smoking
Nat: Was anyone going to tell me that Crockett was a parent
Nat: Or was I just supposed to find that out from his mental breakdown today myself?
Ethan Choi: ?????
connor: @crickett
crickett: yeah her name is nunya
Queen Elsa: I know where you’re going with that and it’s not very nice
crickett: neither is having ur coworker tell everyone about ur dead daughter lmao
Nat: I didn’t know…
crickett: well do u see me bopping up to work with a six year old nat
Dr. Lanik: Let’s all take a deep breath
no-ah: insensitive!
April: Noah woke up this morning, he’s still intubated but he’s able to text
Nat: That’s good news, right?
Bekker: Sorry I’m still caught up on the Crockett thing
crickett: why are yall in my business fuck off
FreeWilly: watch your profanity
Dr. Lanik: @Nat @Bekker as you’re both parents as well you should know better than to be so insensitive about what’s clearly an emotional subject. We’re not going to talk about this unless Crockett wants to.
Crickett: @Dr.Lanik i respect u and u only.
no-ah: topic change -- what crusty mother fucker made me bleed into my lungs
Bekker: Med Student
April: This is why I don’t think we should have let a med student do it
Other Bekker: piping hot tea today ig
connor: u consented to med students
no-ah: fair
crickett: anyone in this thread smoke weed
Other Bekker: jhjgfjhgf
Other Bekker: ((yes))
Other Bekker: ((are you allowed to smoke?))
crickett: yes can we hotbox ur car after work
Ethan Choi: >:(
connor: hotboxing doesn’t mean sex babe it just means they smoke inside with the windows rolled up
Bekker: That’s bad for your lungs
Other Bekker: to be fair im trying to make sure i dont smoke around our daughter
Bekker: Fair point
Dr. Lanik: No smoking weed!
FreeWilly: what are you a cop
crickett: call the cops bitch ill have sex with them
Maggie <3: Is anyone else invited to your lil smoking session
Nat: @Maggie<3 ??????
Maggie <3: What? I have a med card, it actually really helps with the physical (and mental!) side effects of chemo. And honestly, getting high with Crockett sounds like a lot more fun than putting CBD oil under my tongue, taking a couple pills, and going to bed.
crickett: mags is welcome but the rest yall can perish
Other Bekker: @crickett you bring the food ill bring the weed
Other Bekker: @Maggie<3 bring your beautiful self
crickett: i love bonding <3
no-ah: homophobic that i wasnt invited
April: YOU ARE IN THE HOSPITAL WITH PNEUMONIA
no-ah: and?
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Ethan Choi: I didn’t know Crockett had a daughter
Connor Rhodes: me neither. u would think hed tell us
Ethan Choi: I mean, if she’s dead it makes sense he wouldn't wanna talk about it
Ethan Choi: Maybe that’s why he came here
Ethan Choi: Should we bring it up?
Connor Rhodes: u do realize hes still staying with sarah and ava right
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Other Bekker: UPDATE
Other Bekker: everyone should smoke with @crickett at least once
Dr. Lanik: This is a work groupchat
FreeWilly: i say this with love… baby please smoke a joint it would vastly improve your quality of life and everyone elses
Ethan Choi: You better not be using one of those dab pens(?) they can damage your lungs
[Other Bekker has sent an image to the chat]
Other Bekker: ofc not we’re using a bong with a vagina on it
April: Why are you like this
April: Noah is now showing me where you bought it
April: First of all I don’t need a bong, second of all, why would I want one with that on it, third of all, why does Noah know where to buy genital themed drug products
Nat: I love you but take a moment to think about it
Dr. Lanik: Is there anyone in this chat who isn’t smoking weed
Queen Elsa: Me but I kind of want to try
April: Natalie and I don’t
Ethan Choi: I don’t
Bekker: I don’t anymore
Dr. Lanik: Well I don’t care if some of you are, just keep it out of the work chat please?
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Doctor Malpractice: Sarah can we actually stop talking about it 
Doctor Malpractice: it’s making jimmy uncomfortable
Sarah: yeah np ill bring it up to crockett and maggie too
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Queen Elsa: Can I vent?
crickett: go for it
Queen Elsa: All due respect to Dr. Charles, he fucking sucks and treats me like a toddler. I get that he’s trying to do his job, but he does know that I’m literally also a person with anxiety and autism and I guarantee I understand them better than he does. He always makes me feel guilty for trying to help patients, and a couple weeks ago he was acting like I was crazy but I’m not. It just makes me feel like such shit.
Other Bekker: first of all go off
Other Bekker: second of all i know how you feel. he was like that with me too. it really sucks and ive got your back if you need anything at all
Queen Elsa: Thank you <3
Maggie <3: I’ve never seen you use a heart emoji! That’s so adorable
Queen Elsa: And you’ll never see me do it again.
Dr. Lanik: If you want, I can talk to him about it. We’re both department heads, but at the end of the day, it’s /my/ ED and he can’t treat you like that.
Queen Elsa: That’s really not necessary and would probably end with me crying when he confronts me about it so no thanks, but I appreciate the offer.
crickett: just let us know if u need anything hon
Ethan Choi: There’s still leftovers of Crockett’s latest seafood extravaganza so if you want me to bring you lunch tomorrow I can
Queen Elsa: Crockett’s been bringing me lunch, I’m okay.
Other Bekker: we eat like kings now at my house
Other Bekker: the kid adores him too. calls him uncle kett and everything
connor: that is too cute
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HUBBY: Hey
HUBBY: When are you coming home? Connor and I miss you
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Dr. Bekker (Brunette): hey maggie elsa and i are gonna go to the beach and get high tonight wanna come
Crockett: hell yeah
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Dr. Lanik: @EthanChoi @connor @Bekker come to the ED immediately. @April find Maggie and Elsa’s emergency contacts. 
Dr. Lanik: EMT just brought in victims of a car crash. Maggie, Elsa, Sarah, and Crockett
Nat: Oh my God.
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chimchimsauce · 5 years
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Hit or Miss (2)
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In a desperate attempt to rebuke the advances of her overly energetic coworker, YN asks her quiet roommate Jungkook to pretend to be her boyfriend until Taehyung lays off. But YN comes to realize that there’s more to the quiet man than she could have ever imagined.
I guess they never miss, huh?
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Chapter One
Chapter Two - Take My Hands Now
Jungkook sleeps through the rest of the day, forcing YN to go to work on Tuesday without getting her story straight with him. She's half afraid that Jungkook's texted her coworker in the middle of the night and told him to clown her, but thankfully that doesn't seem to be the case. When Taehyung shows up for his shift partway through hers, YN is greeted with a preppy smile and his usual greetings minus the overly affectionate pet names. He doesn't try to speak much to her at all, never purposefully seeking her out or lurking near the shelves she has to restock. It's so peaceful that YN actually enjoys her shift, finding herself humming along quietly to songs she's heard on the radio as she files books according to the Dewey decimal system.
She's almost sad when her shift is over and she has to head to class. By the time her two-hour lecture is over, she's convinced her stomach is seconds away from consuming her liver, the anxiety caused by the fake boyfriend situation having prevented her from eating anything since her lunch break yesterday.
Almost as if he knew what she was thinking, YN receives a text from Jungkook as she leaves her classroom.
Hey, wanna grab lunch? We need to talk about this boyfriend thing
Above this text, there are only a couple more messages, most of them where YN had asked Jungkook to pick up toilet paper or groceries.
Yeah, sounds good. I just got out of class, where do you wanna meet?
His reply is instantaneous.
Einstein Bagels?
I'll be there in ten.
The restaurant is relatively empty, as it's after the typical lunch hour rush. Besides Jungkook, there's only one other patron in the store, a petite girl with airpods in and an open notebook out in front of her. YN figures it's relatively safe to talk here. She makes her way to the table her roommate is sitting at, noticing how absolutely stunning he looks. YN's steps falter until she's standing still ten feet away from him.
How had she never noticed before?
Sunlight streams in through the open window he sits beside, casting shadows on his face. His eyes are closed as he taps a pencil on the table to the beat of the song he's listening to through a single earbud stuck in his right ear. His left leg is bent, toe of expensive looking, white Nike sneakers pressed flat against the dingy linoleum while his right is fully expended, incredibly well-fitting jeans emphasizing his legs beautifully. A plain white t-shirt is tucked into his pants and secured with a simple black belt.
He's chewing on his bottom lip slightly before his eyes flick open and he looks at her, startling her out of her daze. Ignoring the question in his eyes, YN takes her seat across from him, placing her bag down.
"I'll go order first then we can talk, okay?" she says, moving to stand back up.
"Don't worry about it, I already ordered,"
"How'd you know what I wanted?"
"Who do you think tosses the old sandwiches from this place?"
"Oh," YN says, awkwardly settling back in.
"So?"
"So . . .,"
A beat of silence passes.
"You don't have any plan, do you?"
"No, not really," YN says, slumping down and sighing, "I'm so sorry about this, I shouldn't have gotten you involved. Just tell Taehyung I was lying to him and spare yourself,"
"Nah," Jungkook says, "It's too late now, I'm already involved. Even if I were to say that you're lying, Tae'd give me hell for it. Since your little lie has pretty much ruined my chances of going out and getting a real girlfriend, I'll just have to settle for you instead,"
"Excuse you?" YN says, a quick flash of hurt sparking in her.
"I don't do things halfway. Since you told Taehyung I'm your boyfriend now, I'm your boyfriend now,"
"Seriously?" YN says, not believing the words coming from his mouth are real.
"Seriously,"
"But you don't know anything about me,"
Jungkook raises an eyebrow but before he can retaliate, their order is called, Jungkook standing up to retrieve it. YN would be lying if she said she didn't watch him as he left.
He has a nice butt.
"I don't know why you think that," Jungkook says, placing her food in front of it.
It the same thing she always orders from here. He even ordered her favorite soda.
"I mean I've lived with you for two semesters. I know quite a lot about you,"
"Like what?" YN says, skeptical.
They've spoken more in the last twenty-four hours than the last eight months.
"You always sing when you're in the shower. You're cold even when it's sixty-five degrees. Your socks don't match, you can't cook for anything, you play with your hair when you're nervous, you like books more than people, you -"
"Okay, okay!" YN says, watching the smug look on Jungkook's face grow wider, "I got it,"
Jungkook unwraps his sandwich and takes a large bite.
"Since you've practically ignored my entire existence and lied to my friend about dating me, I think you owe me this much at least,"
Feeling guilty and having no real other option, YN sighs.
"Okay. Okay, whatever you say,"
"Great, then let's go," Jungkook says, standing abruptly and shoving the rest of his sandwich down his throat.
"Go where? I haven't even started my food!" YN says, picking up her meal quickly as Jungkook takes her by the arm and drags her outside, "Jungkook! Where are we going?"
"You're going to meet my friends. Taehyung already opened his fat mouth and told everybody and they’ve been blowing up my phone all day pestering me,”
“But!” YN says, stumbling over her feet slightly, “What am I going to say to them?”
She’s panicking slightly. In between all of her shifts and study sessions, she’s forgotten how not to be totally awkward in social situations.
“Just be natural!” he says, briefly turning towards her and flashing her a gorgeous smile, “They’re gonna love you!”
“I sure do,” he finishes quietly, speaking under his breath.
In ten minutes or so, the couple arrives at a building YN’s never been to before, giant windows displaying various people in soundproof rooms, singing or playing some sort of instrument.
“This is the music building,” Jungkook explains, politely opening the door for her.
Cool air rushes forward and cools her slightly sweaty face. Running and heat are never a good combination.
“Do you play?” she asks, looking around the hallway in interest.
There are several framed photographs of what appear to be large scale performances, several hundred people watching various displays of talent. There’s a large trophy case with dozens or golden prizes and ribbons inside, even a couple of dried flowers shoved between the shelves.
“Oh my God, is that you?” YN asks, letting go of Jungkook’s hand and pressing her nose onto the glass.
The photograph in particular she’s looking at shows her new boyfriend sitting on a stool, microphone in hand while a few other people stand behind him, holding instruments.
“Yeah, that was my freshman year. My friends and I managed to win the state competition for best new band,”
“Oh wow, you must be good then,” YN says, backing away from the case and smiling at him.
Handsome and talented? Maybe this lie will turn out to be a good thing.
Jungkook chuckles.
“We’re alright, I guess,”
“Alright?” a new voice interjects, causing the duo to turn around, “We’re hella good, mate, don’t sell us short,”
At the girl’s obvious look of confusion, the new man smiles brightly.
“I’m Hoseok, one of this dumbass’ friends, but you can call me Hobi,”
Hobi stands tall with straight shoulders and a bright, heart-shaped smile revealing identical dimples in his cheeks. His hair is a bizarre shade of orange, but it suits his caramel skin tone quite well.
“Hey!” Jungkook protests.
“Nice to meet you, Hobi!” YN says, the man’s bright demeanor making her feel comfortable instantly.
“You too, doll. Hey, J.K., why didn’t you tell me she was so pretty?”
YN blushes, not expecting the compliment.
“Thank you,”
“Watch it,” Jungkook jokingly threatens, resuming his pace.
YN and Hoseok follow along, all three of them falling into a simple but funny conversation. By the time they arrive at a closed wooden door, YN’s nearly in stitches from how hard she’s laughing at one of Hobi’s stories. Tears are welling up in her eyes when the door swings open to reveal a short man with his hand on his hip, looking slightly annoyed.
“Took you long enough,” he says, glaring at Jungkook before breaking into a bright smile as he meets YN’s gaze.
“Hi! I’m Jimin! Kookie’s told us a lot about you,” he says, flicking his pitch black hair out of his eyes and revealing a pair of silver dangly earrings.
“He has?” she asks, slightly confused.
Jimin’s expression changes quickly.
“Well not a ton but enough for us to make him drag you here,” he pauses for a moment, “Come in, come in!”
Jimin steps to the side and the three of them enter, YN placing her food down on a table by the door. There’s one more man inside, one even shorter than Jimin, whose earbuds are shoved in his ears, blonde head bopping slowly as he scribbles on a large legal pad.
“Yoongi!” Jimin shouts, unsuccessfully attempting to grab his attention.
“Yoongi!” Hoseok shouts, tossing a pencil at him.
The man looks incredibly annoyed when he looks up but quickly loses that expression when he notices the stranger in their midsts. He pulls the earbuds out of his ears.
“You’re YN, right?”
His voice is considerably lower than she expected to come from such a little man.
“Ah, yeah. I’m Jungkook’s girlfriend,”
It feels bizarre to say that.
“I know. I’m glad you could make it,”
“Me too,” YN says, even though she’s not exactly sure what she’s made it to.
“Is Taehyung coming?” Jimin asks.
“Nah, he’s got work today,” Hobi says, grabbing an electric blue sitting on the stadium bleachers in the room.
YN frowns slightly. Usually, Taehyung doesn’t work this shift at the library.
“Does he have another job?” she asks, sitting down a bit away from Hobi and unwrapping her sandwich.
“Ah, yeah,” Yoongi says, standing and placing his legal pad down.
“You boys ready?” Jungkook says, picking up a microphone from the wall.
“Yup, let’s go!”
YN spends the next hour and a half being absolutely blown away. Hoseok was right, Jungkook did sell their band short. She completely understands how they were able to win at the state level. Each one of them is incredibly talented. Jungkook sings the lead vocals, assisted by Jimin. Hoseok plays every note on the guitar perfectly and Yoongi’s piano is nearly enough to bring her to tears. At first glance, YN would have expected them to be a more traditional band, but most of the songs they play are slow and soulful, nearly erotic. Any fun loving personalities they previous had have been completely masked by a sure, nearly painful persona, the look in Jungkook’s eyes causing YN’s skin to erupt in goosebumps. When they finish rehearsal, YN is shell shocked.
“So,” Jungkook begins, slightly out of breath, “What did you think?”
“What did I - you’re amazing! So amazing, what the heck! All of you are so talented, oh my God,” YN says, addressing all of them.
“Thank you!” they all chorus.
As Jungkook and YN are walking back to their apartment, neither of them having any more classes for the day, YN can’t help but stare at him in shock.
“What?” he asks, turning around and walking backward.
“I just . . . why did you agree to go along with my stupid lie? You’re actually so amazing. I don’t get it,”
“Amazing? How?”
“Are you being serious?” YN asks, flabbergasted, “You’re incredibly attractive, you dress like a model, and your voice is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I really don’t get it, you should take laughed in my face as soon as I asked you about dating me,”
Jungkook stops so abruptly that YN bumps into his chest.
“What?” she asks, surprised by the look on his face.
“Don’t say that,” his voice deadly serious.
YN is silent, not quite sure how to react.
“I have a confession to make. I agreed to date you because I like you,”
“Me? Why?” YN asks, genuinely confused.
He’s at least four points more attractive than she is, hands down. She doesn’t do anything remotely interesting. She’s not even good at keeping their house clean.
“Why does anybody like anybody? I just do,”
“Okay,” YN says, not really believing him.
“Give me your hands,”
“What?”
Jungkook extends both of his hands, palm up.
“Take my hands now,”
Slowly glancing between his hands and his face, YN reaches out, laying her palms on top of his.
“Don’t worry, I’ll prove it to you,”
Chapter Three
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