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what video are you taking about in your recent reblog??? I need to see it!!! xP
here it is! the audioâs kind of wonky in the beginning but he says âremember that season noel had this really scruggly beardâ and then they proceed to clown on it for the next 25 secondsđ
#gallavich#cameron monaghan#shanola hampton#noel fisher#shameless#makes me cry laughing everytime i see it
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I am always thinking TimJay thoughts related to the fact that they have matching scars from getting their throats slit, and not only that, but Jason slit Tim's throat first in an attempt to threaten Bruce, where Tim was nothing more than a pawn for Jason to use to emotionally manipulate Bruce.
batman (1940) #618
And then, just a little while later when Jason is trying to confront Bruce and do his whole dramatic moment with Joker in UTRH, and Bruce slits Jason's throat to stop Jason from killing the Joker.
batman (1940) #650
It makes me so Unwell. They have literal matching scars. When do you think Jason realizes it? When do you think, while running his fingers over the scar he has to always remind himself that Bruce was willing to jeopardize Jason's own life just to save the Joker, Jason realized it was the same scar *he* gave Tim? And does it click for him too, that he and Tim are a lot alike? Being used as pawns in Bruce's game? And for the first time he maybe understands Tim Drake, just another kid trying to get Bruce's attention and approval? And Jason did to Tim exactly what Bruce did to Jason? And that's part of what spurns on Jason's obsession with Tim, trying to "save" Tim from Bruce's ideology?
When they finally get together does it make Jason even more possessive? He put that mark on Tim and now he has his own to match. It's the closest to being understood and loved he's ever felt when Tim runs his fingers over Jason's scar at the same time Jason touches Tim's. Mirrors of each other, in a fun, fucked up little way.
#jaytim#timjay#batcest#tim drake x jason todd#jason todd x tim drake#necrotic festerings#i would've included the proper panel where the batarang slits jasons throat but i've gotta be so honest with you#i can't fucking take that panel seriously. the art is *so* bad. why does jason's face look like that.#it ruins what should be one of the most important moments in jason and bruce's history. everytime i look at it i either laugh or cry#anyway it makes me unwell that jason scars tim first bc i usually see ppl mix this moment up with the titans tower moment#which would make it post-utrh#but no it's from batman: hush which comes first which is so much more fun for me when it comes to jason coping#like first you have to handle knowing the man you saw as a father bataranged your throat to save the guy who killed you#and then you realized he incidently gave you a scar that now matches the scar you gave the replacement you fucking hate?#i'd also be so unwell about it i'd go beat tim's ass at titans tower.#in my timjay little mind this is the true state of jason's complicated weird feelings about tim#the realization they have the same scar forces him to reevaluate his gut reaction to tim's existence#and thus his spiral into obsession and testing tim then trying to recruit tim begins.#i did in fact post this instead of writing fanfic don't mind it. i'm having a time. i'm also avoiding doing dishes.#i like ships besides timjay i SWEAR they're just on the mind as of recent
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our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick
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hi princess! I was just thinking about shy!reader ending rafe nudes for the first time 𫣠can u pls write abt it
âš ~ âš ~ Ý. đ Ý.âšŕ¨đ°ŕ§ âš . Ýđ . Ý~ âš ~ âš
he wasnât expecting it. he thought heâd have to work harder for you to open up like that.
it was toppers turn to swing, the group of them playing golf at the country club. rafe scowls in the sun, staring across the hills in thought knowing his younger friend often took ages to line up and get a good swing in. just as he was wondering what you would be up to right about now, lifting his wrist to check the time â his phone dings with a text and he reaches into his pocket, eyes lighting up in intrigue upon seeing it was your name on the screen, with one attachment.
he clicks on the picture and freezes.
itâs a selfie, you sat infront of the mirror in your bedroom. however, you look askew â clearly hot and flustered with your dress disheveled, one sleeve hanging off your shoulder nearly exposing your tit and the hem pulled up around your waist. youâve got no panties on, legs open with your knees pointing up and feet flat to the floor and in the image youâre spreading your sloppy, wet cunt with your fingers, a mess of your own arousal coating you. the image is paired with a simple caption â âplease come to my house i miss u :(â
now you were shy, like â hardcore shy. shit, it took you a while to even let rafe touch on you and fuck you without getting overwhelmed and wanting to cry everytime he looked at you. he couldnât believe his eyes.
âholy shit. hooooly shit.â he drawls, beginning to pace a little, staring at the image and zooming in. topper gets distracted, turning his head.
âwhats up?â he asks as rafe types a quick âGive me 15 mins babyâ into his keyboard. rafe glances up, lips parted at his two friends, staring at him for answers.
âshit uh, nah⌠nah donât worry.â
he pockets his phone, looking to start packing up his stuff.
ânah câmon man, what happened?â kelce comes towards him with a friendly grin and rafe lightly shoves him back by the shoulder, walking past to the golf buggy.
âi said donât worry, alright? i uh, gotta roll though. see you guys around.â rafe punctuates his sentence with a scoffed chuckle of disbelief, swinging his golf bag over his shoulder.
âdid⌠did something happen?â topper shakes his head.
âlook, i gotta go see my girl alright, said she needs me. sending me pictures of her pussy all spread out nâshit. respectfully, mânot spending another minute with you suckers.â rafe holds up his hands, biting the bait and telling them anyway. he couldnât help himself, at the end of the day; a boy.
kelce laughs in shock and toppers eyebrows raise, eyes widening as he says your name in questioning confirmation.
âyeah, who the fuck else?â rafe collects his last club from the buggy, slotting it into the bag.
âwhatâ sheâs like, the sweetest girl i know. super shy though, am i wrong?â topper seems in just as much as disbelief as rafe, who shrugs, beginning to walk backwards away from his friends.
âso i thought.â rafe calls out with a smirk, arms wide by his side before he spins around to make his way swiftly to your house to show him how much he appreciated your little text message gift.
âš ~ âš ~ Ý. đ Ý.âšŕ¨đ°ŕ§ âš . Ýđ . Ý~ âš ~ âš
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omg congrats on the 5k! can i order a freshly baked slice of warm vanilla cake [đ°] for bitchykook! reader + âyou wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupidâ + smut
warnings: kinda mean!reader lol, rafe is desperateeee, oral sex (f. receiving), rafe finishes in his pants (!!!)
rafe wasnât a desperate guy. he could have any girl he wanted, except you of course, and that drove him crazy. he was so used to girls bending at his will, that when he made advances towards you and you outright rejected him, it threw him for a loop. âfuck a guy thatâs been in every bed in figure eight? no, thank you.â you blew him a kiss, walking off with a laugh as your friends cackled alongside you. rafeâs ego had definitely taken a blow that night, and it was from that point forward that he decided to make it a mission to get you to say yes to him.
he would find out where you and your clique would be for the evening and show up, buying rounds of drinks for you and your girlfriends, only to not be acknowledged or even waved at by you. rafe couldnât crack you and he hated it. taking it a step further, he managed to get dozens of flowers sent over to your house, a pathetic little card with the words âjust one time.â written in gold script was folded into one of the bouquets. the next time you saw him, he wasted no time in asking if youâd received his âromanticâ gesture. âi did actually! but just for future reference, roses arenât my favorite. bye now!â
you had left rafe at a loss for words, and feeling more defeated than ever. apart of you would feel bad if he was begging for a chance to actually be with you instead of just using you to add to his list. that was one of the reasons why you were being so cruel to him, the second reason being; you loved to see the drop in his shoulders everytime he thought he had you. a few weeks had passed, and you were throwing a party for your best friend, the entirety of figure eight taking over your home. âiâll be right back, iâm going to go get your gift.â your bestie squealed excitedly as you went upstairs to your bedroom.
walking over to your closet, you had grabbed the glittery pink gift bag, your door clicking shut as you fixed the white tissue paper peeking at the top. âchanel! this is supposed to be a surprise..â you looked up, being met with rafe instead. âwhat do you think youâre doing in here?â you arched a brow at him, jutting your hip out as he fiddled with his fingers. âi just wanna talk.â he held his hands up defensively. narrowing your eyes at him, you placed chanelâs gift on your nightstand before taking a seat at the edge of your bed. âwell.. talk.â you watched as he lowered himself to his knees.
you laughed. ârafe, what the hell?â you let him rest his hands on your thighs. âwhy wonât you give me a chance?â his eyebrows were drawn together, a pleading expression on his face. âa chance to get me out of my panties?â rafe sighed. âyou want it that bad?â you werenât surprised, rafe wasnât the first man to get on his knees for you. âyes, iâm begging.â you studied him for a moment. âiâll tell you what..â you leaned forward, âyou could have a taste.â rafeâs fingers curled into your skin, nodding frantically as he spread your thighs apart. you watched him slide the lace material of your underwear down your legs, your dress pooling at your waist.
rafe cursed at the sight of your bare cunt. heâs been fantasizing about this for months. âfuck, youâre gorgeous.â he marveled, pressing kisses to your inner thighs. you took your bottom lip between your teeth, your eyes fluttering closed when you felt his tongue run up your glossy folds. âoh my god- you taste so good.â while everyone knew rafe to be an intimidating man with an even rougher exterior, you had him crying at the fact that he got to eat you out. so, so, so pathetic. rafe was already hard as a rock, his cock straining painfully against his jeans.
âholy fuck, i canât believe this is happening.â he felt his chest bloom with pride when he made you moan, desperate to make you do it again. his tongue worked skillfully on your clit as he palmed himself to relieve some tension in his groin. you couldnât deny the way rafe had you melting into his touch, your skin sore from where he had a bruising grip on your thigh. you reached down, nails running across his head as he ate you like a man starved. ârafe..â you whimpered, hips chasing his mouth as your voice echoed in his ears. he could die happy knowing you moaned his name.
rafe was still palming himself through his pants, a groan leaving his lips when he felt his cock twitch with need. âplease let me fuck you.â he gazed up at your pretty face, meeting your eyes as if to persuade you to let him have his way. âjust the tip, baby, please.â you shook your head, propping yourself up on your elbows. âyou wanna fuck me so bad, it makes you look stupid.â soon after you said those words, you were shaking in his arms as he brought you to your orgasm, a cry leaving your lips. rafeâs eyes widened. you werenât the only one who made a mess.
he brought you down from your high, cursing under his breath when he looked down and saw a wet patch on the front of his jeans. following his eyes, you placed a hand over your mouth aa you gasped at the sight. âoh my god, did you cum in your pants, âcameron?â you giggled using your heel clad foot to push him away. âyou should probably go home and clean yourself up..â was the last thing you said before leaving him alone and taking chanelâs gift downstairs.
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"If I was a color, I think I'd be yellow"
"Why?"
"Non-important. I just feel it"
He has never seen yellow the same way again. It was everywhere. He looked for it everywhere. And everytime, without fail, he remembered you. A pretty sunflower. Your blinding smile. A little minion figure he saw on the mall. You crying after watching the latest "Despicable Me" movie (and him laughing at your cute stupid crying face). A silly Winnie the Pooh keychain on a crying child's backpack. You talking to the said sad kid you both saw on the street and trying to cheer them up, playing with them and making sure they were smiling, their worries melting away in the speed of light (you'd make such a great mother, he thinks, making his face grow bright red right after). The sun in all of it's glory. You. You. You. You.
You were like a plague infecting his brain and soul. He couldn't focus on anything anymore because you were always running through his head, the sound of your laugh playing inside his mind 24/7 and driving him half insane. He couldn't take it anymore. He had to ask you why you said to him you were yellow. How did you know? What made you so sure of it? Why you had put him under this spell in which everytime he catches just the smallest and quickest glimpse of yellow, the image of you came flooding his mind and senses? Did you even think about him the same amount of times he thought about you? He didn't know. He couldn't know unless he asked you. And it was not fair. Not fair at all.
"Remember that day you told me you were yellow?"
"Yeah" you said, stopping mid-sip of your milkshake and looking at him with your beautiful a confused face "Yeah, I do. Why?"
"You never gave me an answer to the question I asked you that day" he ignored how the first sentence you said made his heart fluster and his stomach go silly.
"Which question?" How humilliating. He's gonna have to swallow his pride and repeat it. Utterly ridiculous.
"Why?" He couldn't care less about how hurt his ego was right now "Actually, how. How did you know you're yellow?"
"Easy. It's 'cause yellow and purple are opposites, so they look good when put together"
"What?"
"Yellow and purple are on opposite sides of the color wheel, silly! So they're complementary colors and go well together"
"I know that. But what does purple have to do with you being yellow?"
"You remind me of purple"
And suddenly, he realized yellow has never been alone. Next to the beautiful sunflower, there's a bellflower, that looks gloom when compared to the yellow plant, but basks in the joy it seems to bring nonetheless. Just like you are the one to bring joy to his life. Beside the minion figure, there's a figure of those bad purple minions, and while one is considered pretty, funny and nice, the other one is scary, angry and people tend to avoid them. It reminds him of you two: extroverted and kind you and introverted and rude him. Perfect opposites. Perfect together. He hadn't noticed before, but the child's backpack was purple, and this memory was followed by the the sound of the laughs you and the little fella shared. Kids should always be happy, smiling, harmless and having fun. Comfortable. Safe. In that way, you make him feel like a little kid. Your warm embrace, so protective and oh so motherly. He feels relaxed around you. Overjoyed. And even though he doesn't smile a lot, you always seem to make him want to crack a real, big grin. It must be a superpower of yours. Lastly, the sun, always followed by the moon. Even though they don't "meet" often, when they do, they create one of the prettiest phenomena known to humanity: an eclipse. They're always apart, but when they're together, it's so beautiful that the whole world stops to see.
"That's cringy. And kinda stupid."
"No it's not! We're a perfect duo! Just admit it!!"
"'Course we are"
"What did you say? I didn't quite hear you!!"
"I'm not saying it again."
So don't act surprised when your wedding is full of beautiful sunflowers and bellflowers. You should see it coming. They look good together right? Just like you two.
RIN ITOSHI, Kunigami Rensuke, Nagi Seishiro, MICHAEL KAISER, Barou Shohei, SAE ITOSHI, TODOROKI SHOTO, SHINSOU HITOSHI, BAKUGOU KATSUKI, USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI, KAGEYAMA TOBIO, TSUKISHIMA KEI (his name's kanji meaning moon is just so-- perfect fot this fic) , Osamu Miya, Suna Rintarou, MEGUMI FUSHIGURO + any character you think fits this!!
Curiosity!!!: Bellflowers mean "everlasting love and commitment" in flower language, while sunflowers mean steadfast love!!
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Wrote this in the middle of my portuguese class. I hate it. I'm in love with him
#blue lock#jujutsu kaisen#haikyuu#bnha#mha#itoshi rin x reader#kunigami x reader#nagi x reader#kaiser x reader#barou x reader#sae x reader#todoroki x reader#bakugou x reader#shinsou x reader#ushijima x reader#kageyama x reader#tsukishima x reader#osamu x reader#megumi x reader#blue lock x reader#mha x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#haikyuu x reader#suna x reader
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teen!caitvi AU drabble based on this art by me!
warning: i am not a writer! and english isnât my first language! i hope this still makes sense :) its a bit messy its not very well explained sometimes but i hope i got the point across! enjoy!
Ekko was sent by benzo to deliver things at jayceâs workshop and vi and claggor join because ekkoâs quite young to go on his own anyways, vi is like, acting as the bodyguard and shes looking all tough and mysterious making sure ekko is okay constantly
they knock and stand at the door, vi staying behind ekko to look around and jayce is like come in! bc they have quite a lot of things and while vi stands back still cautious, she completely drops her tough demeanor when she sees young cait tinkering with some of jayceâs stuff, goggles on. Vi tries to be discreet but her eyes keep darting back at Cait while ekko and jayce conclude business, claggor catches vi but doesnt say anything, and cait comes towards them, taking the goggles off, a big smile on her face.
"Nice to meet you all!" she goes in her thick british accent and she offers a handshake to Vi who doesnt know what to do with that so she kinda blushes and stares at cait, cait going "Iâm Caitlyn!" and, embarrassed and flustered, vi just frowns and doesnt say anything, sorta turning around and caitlyn takes that VERY personally and from that point on sheâs got beef with her and Vi kinda regrets how stupid she acted but tries not to think about it too much.
now everytime ekko has business in piltover, vi INSISTS on joining, saying its for safety but really its in the hopes sheâll run into caitlyn again. one time at a fair, benzo has a booth to sell things in piltover and ekko runs it, naturally, vi and the other kids join, Jayce and Caitlyn visit the booth and when cait sees Vi she just turns her head away with a frown, still upset at their last interaction and refusing to look at her, and Vi decides to tease her and ask about what theyre doing here. Cait kinda ignores her at first but ends up yapping about jayceâs and herâs latest experiments and shes talking sooo much and vi listens to all of it and when cait realized shes been talking too much they both kinda laughs and then jayce says they have to go so they leave and they smile at each other
throughout the fair Cait tries to âaccidentallyâ walk in front of ekkoâs booth again, and when she does, Vi is gone and she asks Ekko where she went and ekko shrugs, cait keeps walking around until she sees Vi walk around and cait joins her and they just kinda tease each other and argue the whole day but in a cute way but they both try to pretend they dont like the other bc they have such different lives and vi keeps calling cait entitled but she doesnt even mean it. From then on, Vi starts sneaking out to meet Cait outside her gate, but she has no idea how to get her attention, so she kinda sits there in the rain for a while until one of the dog starts barking, waking, thankfully, only Caitlyn up who looks out her bedroom window and goes outside to see little wet puppy vi standing at the gate and trying to make up an excuse as to why shes here like jayce forgot a tool from ekko and it was just easier to get it to her house instead and they end up talking until so late even tho its freezing outside, the gate still separating them, like the wall that socially separates them.
they start meeting up almost every week, like clockwork, outside of Caitâs house to talk, and for Cait to yap about things she likes while Vi listens. one day, Cassandra catches them and forbids Cait to see Vi again. They both cry themselves to sleep and Vander notices Viâs change in mood after that, and asks her about it. she tells him everything and apologizes for lying and sneaking out but vander isnt upset, he hugs her and tells her theyre going to figure it out.
Vander decides to go talk to Cassandra at the next Piltover-Zaun event, Vi standing shyly behind Vanderâs leg, Caitlyn standing straight next to Cassandra, both girls so excited to see each other again even tho its weird and awkward with their parents talking in front of them, Cassandra listens to Vander whoâs putting on The Charmâ˘ď¸ and she eventually sighs and allows them to see each other bc she sees Vi isnt a menace
that day they both walk around Piltover, often almost holding hands but theyre too shy so they donât, but Vi wants to show Cait she likes her but she doesnt know how to because they shouldnt and also because she doesnt know how to show love in a way that Caitlyn would understand. they walk around and its comfortably quiet this time, even tho theyre used to yapping and yapping for hours but this time they just want each otherâs presence. at one point they walk through a tiny crowd and theres a small group of Zaunites laughing at them, at the contrast between their clothes and demeanors and they hear one of the boys call Caitlyn and a not-so-nice words like stuck up or worse, Vi isnât even sure but she immediately knocks him down in one punch and Cait has absolutely no idea what to do or say but she then grabs Viâs hand and they run away, when theyre safe away from that crowd, Caitlyn gets SOOO mad in her little british accent and Vi just sits, knuckles bloody, listening to Cait lecture her.
Eventually, cait calms down and looks down at Viâs hands and sighs, starting to unwrap her bandages to check her wound muttering âYou are such an idiot, Violet.â and Vi just smiles as Cait cleans her wounds.
bonus:
cait begging her mom to let her bring vi to one of the shooting tournaments and Vi joins and they have so much fun and cait lets vi try out her rifle and shes so bad and they laugh and caitlyn teaches her and theyre having a moment but caitâs parents interrupt and theyre blushing and being silly teenagers with a crush and they dont know how to deal with it. cait is definitely the one to fall first even tho she represses it bc vi is from zaun and thats not how she was raised, but she becomes closer with vi and vi realizes wayyyyy too late that she has a massive crush and also that cait is not being slick about it in the slightest. she talks about it with vander at the last drop she sits at the counter with her head in her hands like ughhhhhh i hate having a crush its so stupid and vander laughs
thank u for reading :))
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I hope your requests are open. I had this idea of Lando dating either a singer or dancer. Mostly inspired how he said in a video that he would like to be a singer for 24h. Basically Lando surprises the reader on tour on a location of your choosing. The fans are freaking out about him being there, because they havenât made it official to their fans and after the show they make it public. Maybe by a post where he is backstage with her being fluffy or something. Itâs purely an idea so if you donât like it then feel free to ignore it.
ROCKSTAR BOYFRIEND - LN4
listen up : kissing! cuteness! some smau! thanks for request!! i love lando x singer for some reason and even tho this is short, itâs adorbs!
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I squeal as I jump into my boyfriend's arms, he spins me around while my head is buried in his neck, âI missed you!â Once my feet are back on the ground, I look at him. Taking every bit of him in, the face I have memorized. I look into my favorite eyes in the world, and smile.
âI missed you too.â He tugs at my waist a bit and kisses me softly. âIâm excited for tonight.â
âGreat to see you too, Y/n.â Max fewtrells tone makes me laugh instantly. Heâs staring at us like weâve commuted some crime.
âHi Max. Iâm happy you could come!â I lean into my boyfriend, noticing the camera around his neck.
He nods, âIâm worried how much you like Lan but, youâre good so.â I laugh as he gets distracted by my manager walking by with food.
Because heâs gone, I drag Lando to my dressing room where he immediately falls onto the couch, smiling widely. âLook at you, all famous and talented.â
âRight!â I tease, âYou have no idea what itâs like!â I walk closer and Landoâs hands slide up the back of my legs, staring up at me.
He stops them right before the hem of my skirt. âYou look good. Not fair that I have to share you with the thousands of people out there.â He refers to my current packed venue just as the opener starts another song.
He tugs me a bit closer so I move down slowly until I'm straddling him, his hands now on my ass as he smirks at me. Lando has this look that he does, like everytime he sees me he just has to be as close as possible to me.
I rest my hands on his neck and kiss him. He mumbles, âI really missed you.â He tugs me closer and kisses me harder.
I laugh into him, âI do have to go out eventually so donât get too excitedâŚâ He groans when I say it and moves his lips to my neck, âLandoâŚâ
âDonât all rockstars do this?â He eyes me as I laugh, his lips meeting mine again as thereâs a knock at the door.
Lando and I end up backstage with my crew while my guitarist strums on his guitar and my manager Ally goes over tonight as if I havenât done it a million times.
Iâm sitting on Landoâs lap, a bit more PG this time, with his hand on my hip as I listen to Ally talk.
Sheâs pacing before she turns and sigh at us, âYou two are adorable.â It catches me off guard a bit because sheâs always been the one saying we shouldnât be public because of our careers.
It makes me happy that she supports us, even if she does think heâs bad press.
Sheâs pulled away as I get a five minute stage call. âYouâre going to be amazing and iâll be front row!â Lando grins, pushing my hair back behind my ear.
I laugh, âLan, youâre in a box.â Iâve sat him and Max in VIP for my friends and family with Gracie Abrams and Finneas so that should be interesting.
âIâm seriously so proud of you.â His smile is so contagious, âYouâre so talented and amazing and beautiful and perfect.â I want to cry at his words. But thereâs no time because my stage manager hands me my microphone and points at his wrist.
I kiss him one last time before he leaves to find Max and go to their seats. Before I can step closer to the stage though, I get stopped by Ally.
Her face is stern, âI need to talk to you after the show, about Lando.â
I frown, immediately, scared of what she has to say. But her face goes soft, âI think youâre right, you should go public. Youâre sickeningly in love and if thatâs what you wantâŚâ I wrap my arms around her so tightly that she has to pry me off.
âI love you!â I scream so loud that even the crowd can hear me.
âYeah yeah, say it with a raise.â she finally cracks a smile and squeezes my arm, âGo kill it out there.â
âŕźş
Iâm sweating by the time the show is over. I can still hear the crowd screaming when I walk off the stage, the same grin I started with, still plastered on my face.
I scream when I see Lando. I could see him watching me the whole performance and Iâve never been so happy.
âHey, you did insane!â Max is first to talk as Lando hugs me again.
I let out a breathy laugh as Lando kisses my cheek, âThank you, Max!â
âLando is so lucky to have someone so cool because it really evens out his weirdness.â Lando eyes Max who pulls up his hands in defense and wanders away.
Lando kisses me again, âYou did⌠I canât even explain it! You fit so well on stage and I was singing every lyric!â
I raise a brow, âYou know every lyric?â
He nods enthusiastically, âMe and everyone in my garage! I play nothing else before a race.â I shake my head, running my hands through his curls, âBut you seem extra happy⌠is it because iâm here?â
I roll my eyes even though heâs right, âI have some news.â
His jaw drops when I tell him weâre going public. He doesnât even consult his PR people before posting the pictures.
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username719 : I used to pray for times like these. HOW IS THIS REAL!?đđ
landofan44 : Iâm so singleđ
y/nfanusername : WOAHHHHHH ITS REAL!?
username12 : As an F1 fan, and a y/n fan, IM SO OBSESSED ILL GO TO WAR FOR THEM
carlossainz : No more lando norizz?
âł landonorris : LOSER ALERT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
âł yourusername : keep that up and iâll dump you.
âł landonorris : yes maâamđŤĄ
oscarpiastri : Finally you can talk to someone else about her. Y/n, youâre great and all but I know far to much about you.
âł landonorris : shhh your ears are blessed
yourusername : my idiot đđŤśđť
âł landonorris : my love đđ§Ą
âł carlosainz : WHIPPED
âł alexalbon : WHIPPED
âł maxverstappen : WHIPPED
âł georgerussell : am I the only one who thinks this is cute?
âł lewishamilton : George.
âł georgerusell : WHIPPED
âł francocolapinto : WHIPPEDđŤľ
#fanfic#formula 1 fanfic#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 fic#lando norris#lando norris fanfic#lando x reader#lando imagine#lando norris x singer#lando norris x singer reader
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"Him" | LN4
Parings: Lando Norris x bestie!reader.
Summary: Oblivious idiots to lovers. That's what Max said.
Word count: +2,7k.
Warnings: nooone just pure fluff and some language hehe. Not a native english speaker so there could be (so many) errors. Not proofread.
Author's note: AAAAAAA i loved writting this one 𼚠Dont forget to comment, like or reblog! And follow me so we can be friends :3 (and drink mate together!)
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âYou only say that because you fancy him, y/n. You can't play with meâMax said out of nowhere while talking about the whole Lando drama and his fourth championship at Danny Ricâs house. Your three have been best friends for quite some time now. Actually, you have been friends with most of the grid for a couple of years now. They were like family to you and recently, you moved countries to live and study in Monaco and be able to spend more time with your friends.
âWhat have you just said motherfucker?â you acted offended. Nethertheless it took you by surprise that he said such a thing when you have never talked about Lando and your feelings for him with him nor danny. But Max knew you too well to already know the whole story. Of course Danny laughen and you could feel the heat going up your face. You feel exposed so you try to cover up by drinking another sip from your glass of white wine. You thank god it was in the privacy of Danny's house and not some random bar for everyone to hear.
âOh câmon y/n, i think itâs pretty too obvious by nowâ max continued noticing the panic and surprise on your face.
âYeah, it is obvious and cute to see how you drool, staring at him everytime he talks. And not to mention you eat him alive at races when he is all sweaty -â danny continued the torture but you stopped them both making them laugh.
âJust stop!â you said âyou guys are impossible!â your face was red and anxiety took over you for a moment.you sighed defeated. âTo be honest with you, yeah, I do like him. But lets be real, im nt even his type at allâ you said remembering how he was kissing magui, that model he fucks now and the, kind of a situationship, in front of your fucking face the whole night a few weeks ago. âAnd even as impossible as it sounds, if there was an actual chance for me with him, we wouldn't work either. I'm complicated. And he doesn't see me like that. He never did. And i'm sure that won't change like everâ you added just convince yourself of everything you said. It was impossible, right? There was no chance in this universe for him to see you like that. You are so far from what he used to date. It's just an innocent crush. Youâll meet someone,right? You saw Max denying with his head.
ây/n, i know you are not the most confident human being i know but be fucking for real, you are not complicated. And everything you said it's nonsense. You are fun to be around, you make him laugh until he pisses himself, you give him his favorite things, you bake him cookies and pies, you listen to him when he is sad, you are like the bestest person next to him. And let me tell you, I have no doubts he is into you as much as you are. It's in your eyes guys. You love each other more fondly than you want to admitâ he said leaving you speechless for a moment and with a mess of confusion around your head. You wanted to believe him but at the same time you canât.
âMic drop, sirâ Danny said and they both laughed. You smiled but rolled your eyes in disbelief.
âI wishâ you finally said, making Max roll his eyes.
âTwo oblivious idiots, can you believe it danny?â Max said ironically and Danny followed him.
âI see it mate. It's sad. I wanna cryâ he said.
âYou guys are impossible." You declared to go back to your trivial talk about cats and australia barbecue.
(...)
It was a beautiful saturday. You were thankful Ria said yes to accompany you to buy a new outfit for tonight's party. Martin Garrix was in town and lando invited you all to his friend's show. Coffees in hand, you were chatting about everything and anything.
âSo the plan is a sexy outfit just to impress your boy?â she teased and you rolled your eyes.
âWhy is everyone so obsessed with the idea that I like lando? As if he would care what I wear or notâ you said, a little irritated. You just wanted to conquer someone else tonight to forget about all of this and move one. You knew it was impossible that Lando liked you back so why be stuck in it? You were gonna dress up and doll up and conquer whoever you may please. That was your masterplan.
âGirl, you need to relax. I say it first hand: he cares a lot fucking much. He likes you. I just know.but you two are too dumb to accept itâ she said raising her shoulders.
You felt so confused once again. These were Lnados friends who knew him just like you did. First it was Max and Danny and now it is ria. You didn't want to fool yourself. And at the same time you wanted him to know for the longest time. You wanted him to notice you. And you also knew him and you knew how he is with girls and if he liked you then he would've told you by now.
âRia, dont play with meâ you begged. Concern showed in your voice. She gave you a gentle hug by your side.
âI won't ever do that to you y/n. I would never in a million years forgive myself if I did. You're my friend and I just want you to be happy. Believe meâ her voice was soft and sweet. You just smile and change the subject. You didn't want to discuss this anymore. Nor did you think you could handle it.
(...)
Saturday night finally came and so did the margaritas you so dearly adore when you needed to forget reality. You were pretty tipsy by now. You met Franco Colapinto and you didn't even know he was invited but oh god he was so fun to be around. You've Been talking to him the whole night about whatever to be honest.and yeah, he looked really hot tonight by the way. You felt lucky he even looked at you and so you followed around.
You bumped into Max at the bar table after ordering yet another margarita. He looked at you a little tipsy as well.
âSo you replaced lando for an argentine prince, huh?â He teased you.
âOh shut the fuck up verstappen. Were in publicâ you said going back to the barman who was handing you your precious margarita drink. He rolled his eyes.
âBe careful. Lando's not happyâ he said and disappeared into the people holding his vodka with red bull. Weird mix but he was loyal to his employers i guess.
You came back to where Franco was waiting for you to be back. He looked so cute under the lights in that white shirt he was wearing. And speaking of white shirt you saw Lando talking to him. You cursed yourself right there. You may or may not have ignored him the whole night. But you just couldn't face him after what all your friends said. You just didn't want to be tempted by his pretty shiny green eyes and his mouth. Oh what you'd give up just to taste his lips.
âOh there is the missing girl,â Lando said, looking at you when you arrived and smiling nervously. The tension established between you two even Franco noticed it.
âGuess it is my turn to go to the bar. Be right back, guysâ he said and left the two of you alone. You took a sip from your glass avoiding his sight.
âWhat's wrong with you?â he said kind of offended? Anger could be clearly heard in his voice. You sighed not knowing what to answer.
âWhat do you mean lando?â you decided to play the fool. You wanted to run away. His eyes were intimidating you.
âOne day we watch movies together and bake cookies and the other you ignore me for several days and even flirt with another dude straight to my face?â what he just told you took you by surprise. You frowned, confused at his statement. The tension was burning your throat. He got closer and so you finally faced him. You looked at him. His face straight and his eyes dark with a little sparkle. You couldn't read what was going on inside him. Maybe he was just as confused as you were. âYou look too pretty in that dress to be talking to him and not meâ you could breathe his warm breath tasting tequila mixed with lemon. You swallowed hard. Your insides exploded. what was happening? He grabbed your waist and pulled you closer to him. His touch burns your skin sending shivers down your spine. This was actually happening? Your hands were shaking. You really thought about what to tell him. A devilish smile appeared in his face when he thought he left you speechless. But you weren't ready to let him win.
âWell, for your information, I'm single and I can talk to wherever my vagina pleases so that shouldn't be none of your business. Also, why would I talk to you if you have been talking with more than one girl tonight? I'm a selective lady. What can I sayâ you smiled innocently.
He bit his lip. He tightened his grip around you. More possessive. More irresistible. Your innocent smile turns into a triumph smile. âso if you dont mind iâll keep talking to Franco and luckly fuck him. Have a good night Landitoâ you said provocatively leaving lando hanging into his words as you pulled away and walked away from him. His brain is malfunctioning.
And as you promised you kissed and fucked Franco Colpinto that night.
(...)
It was already the next sunday and Lando had disappeared. There was nowhere to be found. He didn't reply to your texts nor your calls. He became just dead silent. That made you feel even more confused than you already were. What did it mean what happened at the party? What were his intentions? Why didn't you kiss him? You were torn into feeling guilty and stupid at the same time. Like you had an actual chance with him but you didn't take it. And you didn't even know why. You hated yourself so much for that. How stupid.
Max, Lando's best friend, invited you over along with Pietra and Lando. You were cooking some vanilla flavored cookies with chocolate chips. The famous crumble cookies. Lando has been pretty much ignoring you. And you have been really quiet. Very unusual both ways. The tension was irritating. Max and Pietra tried to play it cool but it was very uncomfortable. When Lando came back from the bathroom, Max took him into the terrace and you stayed with pietra inside in the kitchen doing your stuff.
âBabe, what happened between you two?â she sounded genuinely worried. You sighed stressed.
âTo be honest with you, I don't know. After a weird moment at the party last Saturday, he has been ust ignoring me. I didn't know if he was even alive if Max didn't invite us here. Very childish in my opinion but what can I say? I Didn't face him either.â you explained and pietra frowned her eyebrows.
âYou need to talk honey. You need to tell himâ she said, sobbing in your arms. You pressed your lips together looking outside through the glass door straight to lando seriously talking to max.
(...)
After the worst and most traumatic hang around with Max and Pietra - the cookies were great by the way - Lando offered to give you a ride and you said yes. Probably the worst decision of your life because the tensi could be cut by a knife and it was hard to breathe of how dense the air was inside the car. His radio was playing Jmaes Blunt âyouâre beautiful". It was one of your favorite songs. How pretty was to you to enamour someone just by existing in the subway going to work or going back from university. You just romanticized that idea. You started mumbling the lyrics in a whisper just to not disrupt his comfort. But after a few seconds he turned off the radio and you looked at him weirded out.
âI can't do this anymore,â he said, parking his car on the side of the road. Anxiety kicked you. You licked your lips looking at your hands and he was just starting to nowhere outside his car window.
âI really like you y/n. I am in love with you in fact. And dim so stupid i realized about it when i saw you with Franco kissing. His hands touching you grossed me out. It felt wrong because that should've been me - not himâ he finally looked at you. What he just said took you by surprise and you wanted to cry but holded inside. You looked back at him. The knot in your throat was unbearable.
âWe are idiots,â you said, remembering what Max said to you a couple of months ago.âBecause I'm in love with you. I was too afraid to tell you and ruin what he had. Losing you terrifies me. And to be honest I just thought you wouldn't even look at me that way. I never felt pretty enough for you, I don't know whyâ when he heard you say that last sentence his heart sank.
âI always felt you were out of my league to be honest. Please, y/n, you're gorgeous, and funny as fuck, and intelligent, and sweet and such a great person. You're almost perfect. Don't ever talk about you like that. I'm just an idiot. A normal stupid ass dude. Don't compare yourself like that ever againâ he said feeling a little guilty for you to feel that way even though it was not his fault.
You gave him a soft smile nodding.âyou know? I can't believe every single friend of yours told me for months that you liked me and I just couldn't believe it. How dumb I gotta be. So I'll fight the intelligent compliment of yoursâ you said, making him laugh.
âBut let's be honest, who thinks straight when they are in love?â he said with the most precious smile and sparkly eyes looking at you so fondly. You knew you had heart eyes in your eyes.
âFair pointâ you said, smiling widely. And you giggled out of nervousness. He did too.
Two kids in love. You dreamed about this day for so many years. You just hoped that it wasn't another dream because it felt like one. And without asking, Lando took you out of your self doubt and inner conversion pressing his lips into yours in the most felt kiss you have ever given. The man that you are Lando norris. You cupped his face on your hands making the kiss more intimate and passionate. A kiss you two wanted to give for so long. You said everything in that kiss. You just knew this was it. This was the start of the most exciting and magical love story. And it was yours.
It was him. It has always been him. Lando. Your best friend. Him and no one else by your side.
(...)
Your eyes filled with tears of joy. You were at the wedding of one of your best friends: max verstappen. Lando was holding your hand gently and so dearly. They were speaking their vows and everything was so emotional. You were such a sensitive soul. Lando loved that about you. So pure in emotions. So vulnerable yet so strong and brave. That was you and watching the isle,he knew it was you who was gonna be there with him when the moment came around. The bride kissed the man and you two cheered the new wife and husband of the group. You looked at Lando for a moment knowing he was the love of your life and it was gonna be you two there one day.
What you did not expect was to take in your own hands the wifeâs bouquet announcing you were next in line to get married. Youcelebrated in happiness and laughter around your friends and Lando. You kissed him so fondly.
âI love you bestieâ you said between his lips grabbing him by the neck, the bouquet in one of your hands.
âI love you bestie, foreverâ he said with heart eyes hugging you looking at you with love in every fiber of his body.
âForever and alwaysâ you assured him.
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Scaramouche x fatui! Harbinger reaader and reader is a higher rank than him.. Ive seen this a couple times before and it has me soaked everytime.
hehehehehhe nsfw balladeer!scara x reader. feels like i havent written for my stink in years. slight degradation?
this should be so embarrassingâit shouldn't even be happening. but why does it feel so good if it wasn't meant to be? why do you constantly find yourself wandering into his chambers in the dead of night so he can have his way with you? or more importantly, why was it so important today that you couldn't even wait for the moon to rise?
the reason will remain unknown to you, but the balladeer remains the answer. your front is pressed flat against his desk, bottom half completely exposed as he pounds into you with that sinister smile you don't even have to look back to see. shit, you're a higher rank than him, you should be the one bending him over! but with the way his cold fingers are pressing against the fat of your hips, dragging your body back into his as he hits that spot that makes you cry out his name with each thrust.
his speed is dizzying, and his grip on your hair is inhumane. the balladeer's lips are mere centimeters away from your ears, sickly spitting about how stupid you look going dumb on his cock. you're quick to oppose him in meetings and speak out on almost everything he lays down. but you take every single thrust he gives like it was your only purpose. such a big, bad harbinger like you getting their brain fucked out by someone lower ranked, what would your subordinates think, hm?
but his words hold no weight to you once his mouth finds your neck because you're already writhing from the pleasure of the bites he's adorning you with. he's freeing one of his hands to stretch it down, barely bumping his nimble fingers against your clit. your hand is flying towards his, desperately trying to get more touch out of him, but he only laughs. the fact you think you have any sort of power here is so amusing; pitiful actually.
"m-my lord! i was told to deliver some documents to you from Childe."
the voice behind the door is muffled by the thick wood, but the words are loud and clear. your eyes widen at the thought of seeing you like this, but the balladeer is faster. your face is being pressed into the material of his desk as his eyes meet yours and his voice is a low whisper.
"aww, are you scared of your subordinates seeing you so useless? what if I was to let him in and see you like this?"
you're not sure if the tears welling in your eyes are from how sensitive you're getting or the reputation riding on your head was about to be damaged, but the silent plea of your eyes is enough for him to barely bite back a smile. pure fear, that's one thing he doesn't get to see so much from you. so in exchange for this euphoric feeling you've given him, he'll spare you just this once.
"bring them back tomorrow. i'm busy."
"but my lord, the eleventh-"
"will the eleventh bring you back to life once i rid your body of life?"
"i-i will be back tomorrow, my lord."
the padding away of feet has your mouth opening in a relieved breath. but you're more concerned about why the man behind you has stilled his movements.
the balladeer is more than convinced that since he helped you such a great amount, you owe him somethingâa show. which is why he's leaned back on the large seat in his office with you completely bare, bouncing on him like some cheap whore. you're not sure what's more humiliating; the fact that he's still practically fully clothed or the shameless staring at you. eyes raking over your body as you move on top of him. your nails are digging into the fabric resting on his shoulders for balance, but the way his hands are holding your waist is more than enough to keep you in place.
but you are much too slow for his liking today, and he wants to pump you full as much as possible, as soon as possible. so he's almost throwing you down, pushing your leg up, and sliding back in with ease. his kiss is as harsh as he is, full of moans and tongues clashing, but it only fuels that heat in your belly as he picks up his pace. you're whining about how you need to cum, begging pathetically for your release. the only answer you get is rough circles to your clit once again as your eyes roll back, noises being silenced by the balladeer's other free hand pressing against your mouth. after all the stupid crying you do, you do absolutely nothing to actually try to shut the slightest bit up from your orgasm, so annoying.
he'll shake you awake, then tell you to fuck off from his office. you'll redress in silence and head for the door, but hell stop you just before you leave. before you can question, his lips are hot on yours once again, pressing your back against the wood as you slide your hands into his hair. you can swear you hear him groan as you grind your hips forward, but he'll pull back regardless. his fingers will adjust the collar of your shirt you can never seem to get right, then usher you out once the large hall is clear. he'll stare at the spot you just left, eyes practically burning holes in the carpet with a strong scowl on his face. he can still feel your skin against yours and it pisses him off. he misses it.
#genshin impact smut#genshin smut#gi smut#scaramouche smut#scara smut#balladeer smut#scaramouche x reader#scara x reader#scaramouche#scara x reader smut
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Yandere!mean!Winter fucking you good in a motel, making you wear outfits which would barely cover anything of yours, dry hump her, suck her off, let her cum in you whatever she wanted as you took it like her good little bunny. Saying âthank you thank you thank youâ everytime she thrusted in you, her dick going so deep in yours that you could feel a bulge forming, she would record all this as she herself is a cam!girl and you were the viewers favourite guest because of how pretty, delicate and obedient you are. The viewers loved it when you would go on all fours as winter entered inside you with no prep making you jerk forward as your boob jiggled, while she is thirsting in you her fingers are in your cunt fingering you making you cry tears of pain and pleasure.
⥠â â â â â CRAZY OVER YOU â kim minjeong
parings: gp!yandere!camgirl!winter x bimboish??f!reader
warnings: voyerism, dry humping, oral (w receiving), pet names, dumbification, tummy bulge, doggy, fingering, creampie, darcyphilia, choking, degrading, overstimulation, sheâs a big meanie :((, not proofread
a/n: title is DEFINITELY not from the blackpink song đ didnât mean for this to be so long but enjoy this fic as iâm currently writing the cop minjeong fic<33
your camgirl girlfriend, winter is just super possessive over you! you guys are college students so money was of course, a struggle. having to balance work and college was hard, so your girlfriend decided to become a camgirl. and it seemed to work after her first video dropped, about a year before you two began dating. she proceeded to bring you onto her stream once and her viewers loved you! the way you sound when winter edges and overstimulates you and the fact that youâre so pretty and obedient for her is so cute to them!
but who wouldâve thought that your girlfriend is soâŚcrazy over you? at first, it was lighthearted things like asking where youâve been and who you were with, but then they stared to get concerning. she started to demand for your location and would go as far as to put a tracker on your phone, she would start to drop you off to whatever location you needed to go to and would ALWAYS tag along with you, giving you no time without her damn near breathing down your neck.
but youâve found a way around her, or so you thought. your besties really wanted to hang out and eat at a restaurant so you just had to tag along! you barely get to see them due to your girlfriend forcing you to turn down all their plans. you wore a pretty pink dress, nothing too absurd, pairing it with clear heels with a little bit of makeup. you had to turn your phone completely off, bringing out your old phone to carry with you.
at first it was such a good night! taking photos and having a good time with your friends, ning, rina, and aeri. talking about random shit and laughing, doing what friends do yk? that was up until you saw your girlfriend from afar, causing your heart to sink.
âhey y/n, you okay? you look like youâve gotten sick!â rina asked you, noticing how the look of fear painted your face.
âyea..iâm great! let me go to the restroom, if i donât come back i probably went home.â you told her and the rest of the girls, the bill was already paid so you guys were free to leave.
you began to walk over to your girlfriend, heartbeat ringing in your ears when she grabbed your hand to pull you to the restroom. she immediately pinned you to the door with her hand on your throat, making you gasp out as tears began to swell up in your eyes as apologies began to spill out of your mouth.
âmy stupid pretty girl, thought you got away, huh? didnât think that i put a tracker on your old phone too?â she mocked you with a grin.
she was wearing black shorts with a basic white top, paired with a long leather coat on. it mustâve been raining because her hair appeared to look wet and puffy.
âaww, pretty donât cry..â she said, rubbing your tears off your face.
she finally removed her hand off your neck, making you gasp out, taking in all the air you can before she dragged you out the restroom and to the car, shoving you in the passenger seat. you didnât know where exactly and you wouldn't dare to ask. the car ride was silent, aside from the the rain dripping onto the car and the faint sound of music playing along with her hand gripping your thigh.
you must've fallen asleep when you arrived because you heard the car stop and the door slamming. your door opening with winter's hand out for you to take with her free hand. she must've planned this out because she had a big duffel bag on her shoulder. you took her hand and she closed the door, locking it and wrapping her arm around your waist.
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you weren't expecting her to start a stream here, but here you are. all dolled up in a pretty pink outfit that hardly covered you up, matching bunny and butterfly clips in your hair.
the stream began rolling, you two at the edge of the bed. winter was wearing a black lacey bra with matching boxers, her boner was shown to her viewers.
"hey guys~ our favorite guest is back! my pretty baby, isn't she so cute? she's been a bad bunny for me so she deserves be ruined and treated like a slut." winter spoke out, causing you to whine out. she's always fucked you so good so you really couldn't care!!
she'd place you on her lap and force you hump her clothed cock. bare cunny was barely getting any pleasure making you whine out because you wanted to cum badly but you wanted to be a good girl for her! :((
she chuckled, watching you on her lap, she was basically touring herself. you look so pretty she wanted to take her boxers off and thrust into you brutally. she watched as the viewers left their dirty comments, she doesn't even know why she lets these nasty pervs see your pretty body and hear your cute sounds.
she would forced you down on your knees, and push your head all the way to her pelvis, making you gag on her thick cock as she was groaning at the feeling of her cock in your mouth.
she began to use your head to her pleasure, holding your head in place so she can thrust into your mouth. you were looking up at her pretty face twisted in pleasure, your spit dripping down the the valley of your plush tits and your eyes were filled with baby tears.
"ah! shit- baby, cumming!" she moaned out, thrusting into your mouth quicker until you felt her warm seed fill your mouth as you swallowed it all up for her.
she pulled you up from the floor and threw you onto the bed on your tummy, not even giving you a chance to flip over. she forced into doggy before she and pushed into your tight cunt, making you cry out because she gave you no prep! :((
ât-thank you! thank you!â you stuttered out, she was pounding into you so forcefully it made you jerk forward and the bed squeak.
the viewers went wild at the sight. comments after comments of them saying how adorable you were, still thanking your girlfriend even though sheâs abusing your poor cunny with your ass smacking against her pelvis.
winter began to use her fingers as well, whenever she thrusted out she would push her fingers in. giving you no room to breath making you squeal and cum all over the sheets and her pelvis!
she finally turned you around, your face was stained with tears while you eyes were shut tight from the overwhelming pleasure. her eyes began to drift from your face to where you connected but stopped when she saw a tummy bulge, making her groan out.
âyou feel me, baby? am i fucking you good?â she asked you, pressing down on the bugle, making you moan out as you nodded your head.
âwords, pretty.â she demanded, pulling her finger out to rub your little bundle of nerves, watching how you tried to run away from her torture.
ây-yes! yes! you feel s-so ngh~ good!â you mustered out looking into her eyes, watching how she smirked.
you came once again with winter behind you, cumming inside you, marking you up with her warm seed, reminding her horny viewers that only she can fucked you stupid and cum inside you <33
#ningvory#âĄ.nabiâs asks#âĄ.nabiâs anons#kpop smut#g!p#aespa smut#wlw smut#aespa x fem reader#aespa winter smut#winter smut#winter x fem reader
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â a/n : , , thought this up w @cindol in a legit heartbeat ! bestfriend!sukuna... my beloved . . maybe I'll make a pt 2 iunno!
wc : , , 1k + !
summary : , , sukuna punches ur bf thats it. thats the fic. (angst/comfort)
Sukuna hates it. Everytime he looks at your face he's reminded of how weak and vulnerable he becomes. It's the classic sun and moon duo, and he hates it.
You're always going to him for your 'boy' problems, painting his nails as you yap on about this one boy in your class. You say how handsome he is or how nice his hands look. You've never said anything like that about him, but he doesn't care; or he tells himself that.
He'll often leave snacks on your table before your lectures, or drinks next to you at lunch. It's a small reminder that he cares about you.
Everyone says that he's a bad influence on such a kind, pretty girl like you. You never listen. Glued to his side as you walk down the long hallways, his piercings and black leather jacket a contrast to your beautiful outfit, the complete opposite of his.
You don't share dorms, and he wishes he put his pride aside and requested that you did. It's bothersome, having to make his routine of walking to your dorm, catching the eyes and hearing rumors of the two of you dating on the way.
Although, the snacks he hold are currently on the floor as the door opens, his lip curling upward and nose flaring in anger as he spots himâ Satoru Gojo.
"What the fuckâ"
He's leant against the door, a shit eating grin plastered on the face he's ready to punch the shit out of.
Is that lipstick on his fucking neck?
"Small world, huh?" Gojo chuckles out, turning around to face you, then back at Sukuna, "Guess I should tell ya. We're datin' now." .
There's a loud crash and a blur that you see as your boyfriend stumbles backwards, his hand holding his jaw.
Sukuna punched your boyfriend.
Sukuna just fucking punched your boyfriend.
You exclaim with a loud 'what the fuck' and get up from the bed, the blanket falling to pool around your legs.
Sukuna grits his teeth together as he sees you.. clad in panties and an oversized black shirt.
He begins to laugh and turns right back to Gojo, finally noticing that he's shirtless. He barks out a loud laugh and places his hand over his face, "You've gotta be fucking kidding me."
Gojo throws his hands up, "What the hell is your problem?!" and Sukuna stops to look at you, then back at Gojo.
He points at the both of you, "Whatever the fuck this is, I don't want to be in between it. If I am in between itâ your fucking little punk ass boyfriendâ is getting punched again."
"Again?" Gojo laughs out, stepping closer to Sukuna, "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
You sharply yell out Gojo's name but Sukuna speaks over you, "Doesn't fucking matter you pussâ" a loud 'thwack!' is heard as you see your best friend this time stumble backwards.
Blood runs down Sukuna's nose before he wipes his messily with his thumb, bringing up his fists in a messy fighting stance. He's far too angry to fight for real.
You've seen him fight, and it's nothing like what you're seeing.
They're going back and forth, Sukuna punching Gojo in places that are sure to bruise within a few hours. Gojo pushes Sukuna against the wall with his forearm against his neck as he spits some awful insults into his face, only for Sukuna to spit his own blood directly onto his cheek.
You hear Sukuna laugh, and before you know it, you're wailing; sobbing like a baby if you will.
They both turn to you, Gojo still holding a squirming Sukuna against the wall.
You've never liked violenceâ and Sukuna can't help but wonder, is that why you chose Gojo? Was he too.. violent?
"Get the fuck off of meâ She needs meâ" Sukuna shouts and Gojo cuts him off, "She doesn't need you, she needs me."
Oh. Oh.
He's right. Gojo's ... right.
His ears are ringing as he watches you cry, feeling Gojo inevitably let up on his neck and make his way over to you. He cradles you, his hands on your cheeks as he wipes your tears and snot away.
He can't tell if he's lightheaded or he's about to cry. He doesn't want to know. He doesn't say anything, just makes his way toward the door, exiting out and stepping over the drinks and snacks he had dropped earlier.
You don't need him.
Sukuna shuts the door and looks down at his hands, turning them over to look at his visibly red and bloody knuckles. More eyes are peering at him as he walks down the hallway.
It feels empty despite all the people out of their rooms due to the commotion. His phone is buzzing in his pocket the whole time, no doubt that it's you but he doesn't check.
You don't need him.
His chest fucking hurts, and he feels his eyes tear up for once. He frowns, still tasting the blood from his busted lip.
You don't need him.
Once he gets to his room, he undresses and plops down onto his bedâ he's lost. He doesn't know what to do untilâ
He does.
He ignores you for a week, maybe two.
He often finds himself looking at the messages you sent, endless questions flooding his messages but the last one stands out.
It simply reads, 'what did i do?'.
You never needed him that's what you did. He slaps his hands against his face as he gets ready for a day of ignoring you again, he pulls a plain hoodie over his head.
He notices the nail polish on his nails is chipped almost completely off. Probably some weird metaphor for your and his friendship.
He makes his way out the door, almost recieving a heart attack as he sees youâ eyes puffy and red, only in an oversized shirt and sweatpants.
" 'Kuna." you sniff, hands wiping your eyes, "What'd I do? Why did you punch Gojo? What happened?" you whine in the hallway.
Eventually you're yanked into his room and placed onto his bed, still lightly sobbing as you look up at Sukuna.
"I just, felt like punching him."
"Bull fuckin shit."
Potty mouth.
He sighs, wiping your eyes like he'd usually do before that day.
"It's fine. Don't worry about it. You don't need me." You're silent, and he looks dead serious.
"....What?"
"You don'tâ" "No, I heard you. I'm just, confused."
He frowns, this is the first time he's said it out loud, let alone explain it.
"I- I do need you!" you suddenly exclaim, hands gripping onto his wrists, "Fuck, Sukuna, I need you so bad." he watches more tears spill and he can't help but frown even more.
"No, you don'tâ"
"I do!" you cut him off, sobbing, "Remember when I had my period and had no pads? You got them for me. Or, or, whenever I got depressed you would stay in my room and make sure I ate and drank. You don't remember that? Or, when you beat up those guys who tried to bully me?? Or when... I had those silly nightmaresâ" you let out a soft hiccup, "and you let me sleep in your room and hug you until I fell asleep?".
He stares at you.
"I do need you, more than anyhing."
If he wanted to be vulnerable, he'd be crying right beside you, instead he whispers your name.
He crouches in front of you, a weak smile spreading across his lips as he watches you weakly reciprocate.
You laugh, and he does too, "We're fucking idiots." he laughs out, moving closer to you.
You place your hands softly on his cheeks and look at his face, "It's all my faultâ I was stupid, and didn't realize in time and, and, I left Gojo when you guys foughtâ" he sighs.
It takes a few moments for you to realize but he kissed you.
He finally kissed you. You both melt into each other, molding into the perfect mix of night 'n day. It sparks, like the stars in the night sky and your brain clears like a sunny day.
He pulls away to whisper, "Sleep in my room." you giggle, "It's not even nighttime." and he spares a moment to smile, "Yeah, and? You need a nap."
"I do. I do need a nap actually."
You do need him.
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áśť đ đ° .á tanjiro, inosuke, & zenitsu bf headcanons !! gender neutral reader
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tanjiro !!
- literally the cutest ever.
- heâs soso respectful and genuine
- if you want a boy that will genuinely listen to you and how you feel about certain things, get a tanjiro.
- he deserves sm love and heâd definitely put you in his top priorities while also making sure you werenât getting hurt in the process !!
- heâs a big fan of physical touch, so if youâre also training to be a hashira donât be surprised when everytime he passes you he brushes his hand up against yours. (HES SO CUTE IMA EAT HIM)
- WILL defend you.
- like if someoneâs talking bad about you heâs walking right up to them with no fear
- of course, he isnât aggressive so he would handle the situation calmly
- âwhy are you saying that about [name]-sama? did they do something to you?â
- will purposely choose you each time they get to pick who they want to train with, and will get a little jelly if u donât pick him
- but itâs fine !! as long as he sees you happy heâs happy.
- youâre one of the people he trusts with nezuko during the daytime, and will let you carry her box if you ask
- he enjoys seeing you and his sister spending time together, he feels like youâre genuinely apart of his family
- he finds comfort in you when heâs missing his family, and isnât ashamed to cry or show his true emotions infront of you
- he likes it when you hang out with inosuke and zenitsu too, but gets a little embarrassed if they act weird.
- like, if zenitsu starts flirting with you or inosuke starts screaming like a grizzly bear
- he knows you wouldnât judge him though, he just wishes his friends acted cooler around you !! because ⌠youâre so cool !!
- âi want to be with you forever, [name]-chan.â
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inosuke !!
- ohh boy, you got this manâs attention.
- if you seriously got him to like you and date you, youâre the one and you donât have a choice
- youâre definitely his top priority besides defeating muzan
- like genuinely youâre right up there, youâre over his basic needs like eating and sleeping
- he can get a little flustered if youâre a fan of physical touch and decide to touch him in front of tanjiro or zenitsu
- but he secretly loves it, although heâd never tell you that !! (just kidding, he absolutely would but would make you swear to never tell anyone)
- WILL flex infront of you during training, especially his arm and back muscles. since heâs so flexible heâd show that off too
- âhey babe check this out!â (cue him spinning on his head, crashing into 4 different hashiras and getting in trouble)
- heâd have those moments where heâd just stare at you and gawk, not even in a weird way but genuinely just because he likes you so much
- like youâre so attractive !! and nice !! and⌠amazing !!
- if you were as flexible and strong as him just know heâd be picking you and training everyday and not hold back
- like heâd throw you over his head and if you lost heâd laugh at you, but if you win and knock him over your head heâd be head over heels
- he loves it when you beat him, which sounds crazy considering the fact inosuke is a pretty sore loser .. but when it comes to you and seeing how strong you are heâs so impressed
- that was one of the main reasons he started to like you
- youâre basically his idol, and that MEANS SOMETHIMG BRO !!!! RAAHGG !!
- i think his love language would be gift giving, hes definitely showing up to the demon corps with a pretty rock he found and putting it on your nightstand and wait for you to notice
- âinosuke! did you get me this?â
- ânoâ
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zenitsu !!
- such a flirt we already know this
- but, heâs also extremely respectful
- he has pretty bad self control but if he genuinely likes you and who you are instead of just what you look like heâs actually a great guy
- heâs the definition of if he wanted to he would
- like, if youâre sad heâd get you 3 bouquets of roses and the other 3 would be outside because he couldnât carry them all
- âzenitsuu!! you didnât have to do that!!â
- âif itâs for my lady/man iâd do anything!!â
- his love language is love in any form
- physical touch, gift giving, words of affirmation
- but omg does this boy needs words of affirmation
- thereâs a big part of him that feels unworthy of your love, like - you seriously love him? no way.
- will wake up with a HUGE smile on his face every morning with you being the first thing on his mind
- would beg to share a room with you alone, not for anything weird (although zenitsu is lowkey so weird) he genuinely doesnât want his friends to see you sleeping (âĽďšâĽ)
- he gets so jelly over every single thing, like - why do inosuke and tanjiro get to see you sleeping?! in your purest form!! ahhhhh!!
- would pick you every time during training and if you pick someone else heâs begging you to train with him until you finally give in and train with him
- if not and youâre adamant on training with somebody else heâs giving that person a death stare the whole time, no exceptions
- unless you tell him to stop, heâll try - but he canât help himself⌠youâre just so amazing
- he always talks to you about yalls future together and will actually get emotional as he speaks, holding onto your hands as he speaks about how yall are going to have 5 kids and a big house
- âi love you so much [name]-chan!!! i want you to marry me!!!â
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yay thatâs it !! thx for reading guys :3 i might do the other hashiras next, but if anyone has any demon slayer requests PLEASE send them in, demon slayer is one of my biggest interests right now and i will go OFF while writing for you guys !! send em in !!
REQUESTS : OPEN
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âDAMN, IT FEELS GOOD TO HAVE YOU.â
gojo satoru X reader.
summary: satoru never fails to showcase his love for you, even in the most serious moments.
warnings: none, just fluff!! (profanities are usedâŚ)
a/n: there is mentions of satorus infinity and before anyone corrects me on how itâs used, for the sake of this work, letâs ignore that. please send requests aswell!
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âi like your eyes.â the 17 year old boy mumbled as he gazed into your eyes, your cheeks flushed and you pushed his head away.
âshut up, satoru.â you turned your face away from his as you two sat on a roof, admiring the sunset.
ânever. life is a thousand times better when iâm with you. everything about you is like a refresher to me. damn, it feels good to have you.â satoru whispered as he pulled you closer to him by your waist, lifting his arm to move your hair out of your face.
you stared at your lover, mouth agape at his words. satoru never failed to showcase his love for you, even when you two were âjust friendsâ. itâs different now, you have a label on your relationship.
youâd pray heâd stop with the sappy moments at some point, they almost bring you to tears everytime. he made you feel like you were worth more than you actually were.
âsatoru, baby, enough. iâm gonna start crying.â
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so, as the years went by, satoru never stopped showering you with those sappy moments your teen self adored to the core.
you two walked alongside each other, your students were training with the second years which meant you two could take a little walk around jujustu tech.
âyour ass looks good in that uniform.â satoru spoke up, making you blush furiously.
now, his compliments were a bit outrageous, but some were sweet!
âgojo!â
âgojo?! not satoru, sheesh babe youâre hurting my heart.â he clutched his heart in fake agony as you rolled your eyes and lightly shoved his shoulder, expecting not to be able to touch him.
his infinity was off. normally, he has it on at all times. youâve grown accustomed to the random moments where you two are together and all of a sudden you can no longer touch him because of the barrier his infinity creates.
âwhatâs up?â satoru notices your furrowed brows and frowns, his blindfold masking the adoration and worry that is present in his eyes.
ânothing. was just thinking about stuff.â
âyouâre pretty when youâre concentrated on something. gosh, youâre always pretty.â satoru grinned as he walked closer to you, leaning down and kissing your forehead.
âi-â your words were forced to come to a halt when satoruâs phone rang.
âhello! gojo satoru speaking. oh. right now? alright. y/n and i will be there in a second.â
you tilted your head in confusion as he hung up the phone, making a disgusted noise.
âmeeting with kyoto and the higher ups, for the exchange event.â satoru sighed and pulled you close to him, quickly arriving at the meeting room.
you sighed aswell, following satoru into the room as he loudly announced himself.
âhey! thought we had a meeting two days ago. whatâs up with this? you interrupted my precious time with a pretty lady.â satoru faked cried as your face flushed, moving to take a seat beside shoko who was already rolling her eyes at his behaviour.
âtake a goddamn seat, satoru.â
âwoah, donât get too feisty! not here!â satoru kept making jokes, your laughter being muffled by the arm of your uniform as you fake coughed.
satoru turned his attention to you, grinning even wider when he noticed you were struggling to stay formal.
he wasnât making jokes for anyone else to laugh, he just wanted to see you smile. your perfect smile lightened up the whole room. itâs a shame you have to hide it around the higher ups when you are in meetings.
satoru tuned out everything principal yaga was saying, staring at you. he admired how concentrated you looked and how carefully you were listening to yagaâs words. he was talking about the students and you cherished them with your whole being. their safety was first priority and you always made that very clear with those around you.
he admired you, admired your motherly instincts you have that you claim to not have at all. he couldnât wait to settle down with you, his beautiful wife. you werenât married, you couldnât be in a world like this. yet, he always called you his wife.
âgojo satoru, you ought to start listening as of right now.â yaga scowled and satoru leaned back into his seat, folding his arms as he grinned at yaga.
âsorry, yaga! iâm too focused on my wifeâs beauty.â satoru grinned even wider at his words as he watched you from the corner of his eye.
you gasped, covering your face with one hand as you listened to satorus uncalled for words.
âalright, you two, leave. we can discuss this later, y/n please smack some sense into him.â yaga tiredly said as he waved you two out.
satoru was up in a second, dashing out the door with you.
âsatoru! that was so uncalled for!â
âi know, thatâs why i said it.â
âyouâre such a little-â
âtease? ooh! didnât know we were getting frisky in public spaces now.â
âsatoru!â you laughed in disbelief and shoved him again as he giggled, following you down the hallway with love in his eyes.
âi love you,â he paused as you stopped and turned to him, âthatâs why i say stuff like that, you deserve compliments every second of the day and i will continue to give them as long as iâm breathing.â
âyouâre such a sap, i love you too.â you said with a soft tone, embracing satoru in a hug which he gladly returned, lifting you up and laughing.
you laughed alongside your husband, a man who you swear to be with until you can no longer breathe.
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a/n: this was so lazy, yikes. thereâs a shit ton of spelling errors but iâll make up for it in my next work! please send requests aswell.
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can you do like a spin off to the fic you did where rafe went to the strip club, and instead of them making up y/n stands on business and leaves đ? thank you if you do i love your writing smmm
warnings: angst, cheating
a/n: i heard yâall loud and clear, i hope you guys like this version just as much, if not more <3 based off of this request
âfuck, they donât make them like this on figure eight.â you watched with watery eyes as rafeâs hands roamed the body of a stranger, his friends hollering in the background. seeing rafe receive a lap dance shouldâve been enough for you to click out of instagram and call it quits, but you couldnât help yourself in watching the rest of kelceâs stories. after skimming through the rest of the photos and videos, you didnât have any tears left in you to cry.
getting up on shaky legs, you took everything you could fit in a suitcase, ignoring the calls from rafe as you went around your shared bedroom, grabbing your things. just as you were taking your last bag downstairs, the front door opened, revealing the last person you wanted to face right now. âwhatâs all of this?â your head shot up at the voice, your lips swollen from biting on them so hard. âwhatâs wrong?â he moved close, making you back away.
âplease donât touch me.â your voice came out weak. rafe scoffed, blinking rapidly as you took a seat on the couch, holding your head in your hands. âwhatâs wrong with you? why do you have all your shit down here?â he kneeled in front of you, the smell of cheap perfume filling your senses. âyou should probably remind your friends to hide me from their story ânext time you want to let someone put their boobs in your face.â you sniffled, avoiding his gaze.
rafe sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose before he reached for your arm. âbaby, please, i can explain everything.â you smiled, shaking your head. âyou donât have to. i really donât care anymore, iâm leaving.â he narrowed his eyes at you, stumbling over his next words. âw-what the fuck are you talking about?â he grabbed two of your bags, about to take them upstairs before you stopped him. âthis isnât the first time youâve been unfaithful, rafe, and if i donât leave right now, it wonât be the last.â your voice cracked.
he shook his head, jogging upstairs, only to see you had cleared everything that belonged to you. rafeâs heart dropped, it looked like you had never been here to begin with. panic settled in his gut. âyou canât leave, i wonât let you.â he came back down, his eyes filled with guilt. âi already have a car on the way.â rafe shouted, punching the air. ây/n, iâm begging you baby, please letâs just go to bed-â you watched him cry, and for the first time you felt nothing. âweâll forget all about this in the morning, alright? iâll take you somewhere nice for breakfast, we could spend the day on the druthers the way that you like.â by the way he was talking, it sounded like he was reassuring himself more than you.
âand sweep it under the rug just like the last few times? no.â you laughed bitterly. âyou cheat and time and time again i donât do anything about it. iâm so tired, rafe. âtired of hearing the women at the country club call me âdumb and cluelessâ, iâm tired of everyone giving me pitiful looks everytime we walk inside a room.. iâm tired of not being valued.â you looked down at your hand, removing the promise ring that clearly didnât mean anything.
âhey, hey, come on,â he pulled you up, âi value you, you know i do. i get you everything you want, goddamit, i take care of you!â you flinched at the volume of his voice. âi could get myself whatever i want rafe. all iâve ever wanted was for you to be faithful, and you canât even do that.â he watched as you glanced outside. âmy ride is here.â he blinked, everything hitting him all at once. ây/n, stop.â he held you in place, not allowing you to move until you shoved him.
âthereâs someone out there who is going to love me, and care about my feelings in all situations, someone who isnât selfish.â you started rolling your suitcase out of the house, rafe following closely behind. âplease donât leave!â he ran his fingers through his hair. he begged and begged until you held the very last bag in your hand. âi hope one day you meet someone like yourself, fall in love with them, and realize that no matter what you do, it will never be enough.â he watched you get into the black suv, feeling nothing but despair as the car drove away.
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Idk if you know Mortal Kombat, especially mileena (she's my favorite) but may I please get a Wolverine and/or Deadpool with a gf who has a mutation like Mileena.
She thinks she's ugly when she uses it but the boys think otherwise đ
(I'M LITERALLY IN HEAT EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT THEM)
This is (my wife) Mileena
When Wade fights with you at his side, your carnage is always prefaced with a quiet request.Â
âPlease donât look.â
And, because he is fundamentally a good dude, he doesnât.
Fuck. He really wants to, though.
The noises that you make when he turns his back to focus on a different opponent are⌠interesting. It sounds like a bunch of really wet celery being snapped in half to a symphony of screams. When heâs done slicing people into teeny tiny chunks he turns around and sees you standing there in a pool of blood, trying to get the stain of it off your jacket.
Heâs never been so curious about something in his entire life.
Youâre so lovely. Loveliest thing heâs ever met. How the fuck he managed to convince you to give him a chance heâll never know. God, the stars, and luck must have all been on his side that day, when after youâd finished taking down a cartel heâd asked you to grab a coffee and youâd said yes. Ever since then itâs been great. He loves spending days on window-shopping dates with you, fingers intertwined as he leaves you breathless with laughter; lazing on his sofa with some stupid rom-com playing with a bucket of popcorn between you both; snuggled in his usual corner booth at his favourite pizza place playing footsie beneath the table.
Perfect. You are perfect in every way.
So if all it takes is looking away when you ask him to then itâs a pretty easy compromise.
Unfortunately what you donât take into account is that he is an idiot.
Wade catches the sight of you in the reflection of his katana the next time youâre out on a job. Heâs just liberated some dudeâs head from the rest of his body and is cleaning his blade when he spots you.Â
And he cannot turn away.
Your mouth is open so wide it could rival a snakeâs. Rows of jagged teeth which help you dismember the man who has been caught in the vine of your tongue, struggling to get away as he screams for help. When your jaws snap shut the man is silenced. You spit out the remains of his face onto the ground beside you like discarded gum.
âHoly shit!â says Wade. You squeak when you realise heâs caught the reflection of you, covering your mouth with both hands as it returns to its normal soft, kissable line.
âOh no!â you whisper. Wade dispatches the last guy whoâs running for him with a well-aimed bullet before coming to gather you in his arms.
âBaby, hey, itâs okay!â he says quickly when itâs obvious that youâre about to cry. You look up at him with glistening eyes.
âBut Wade, I look so ugly,â you manage, âI thought⌠if you saw⌠you might not want toâŚâ
Be with me any more, are the words which hang unspoken in the air. Wade guffaws.
âAre you fucking kidding me? Babe, that was the hottest thing Iâve ever seen!â
Your eyebrows crease together in confusion. He wants to use his thumb to smooth it out, but instead chooses to wipe a tear off your face.
âYeah?â
âOf course! Shit, youâve got that fuckinâ Venom thing going on? Like Mileena from Mortal Kombat but sexier? Come on, Iâd be a fool if I wasn't rocking a semi right now!â
This makes you laugh properly, from your stomach, and all your worry is forgotten.
âI shouldnât have worriedâŚâ you sigh when you get your wits back.
âNah, of course not. Youâll always be my boo, okay?â
You grin up at him, before an idea very clearly crosses your mind.
âOh! That means now I can show you what my tongue can do.â
He isnât proud of it, but that promise almost makes him cum in the suit.
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