#make em scared of a fucking color or something

[ninthgrave]

i want to train him to be afraid of something completely innocuous. something that would never make anyone suspect a thing - a tiny gesture, or a word i can say from across the room to make him flinch or shiver away. if i'm lucky maybe i'll get to see his eyes glaze over with a flashback as his mind replays all the times he's been beaten

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

[jimingyue]

Cat Tumblr Dashboard Simulator

🖋️ meowful-musings Follow

🕊️ birdwatching Follow

what's wrong with dry food??? my humans feed me it all the time and i think it's fine

💀 elusivehider-deactivated948204

op wheres the natural feeding option

🌲 outdoorsy Follow

you guys are getting fed?

#im a barn cat so maybe im missing something here #meowtthew don't look

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☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

YOU ARE NOT LESS VALID IF YOU ARE NOT A SPECIFIC PEDIGREE!!!!!

☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

extra special shout out to cats who have "common" coat colors. grey tabbies and black cats i am rubbing against your head affectionately <3

🪤 m0usetrap01 Follow

as a grey tabby i really needed to hear this :"3

#i feel like i never see positivity posts for moggies even tho we're the most common type of cat....

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🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

i cant believe there are cats ACTUALLY advocating for kittens to be separated from their mothers before 12 weeks??? kittens still need to learn how to interact with other cats before being placed into their furever home omg you guys know you're advocating for undersocialized and aggressive cats right

❤️ loving-paws284 Follow

um op some of us??? matured early??????? i was separated from my mother at 7 weeks and i turned out fine... interesting how you assume that kittens being separated from their mothers at a younger age will lead to the degeneracy of the next generation...hmm i wonder where i've heard that before...

🐈 fluffy-the-cat Follow

OP got bit too hard during a play-fight as a kitten and it shows XD

🐟 tunafeesh Follow

also op have you ever considered that just because somecat is kind of scared and unable to deal with strange cats or humans, it doesn't mean they don't deserve to be adopted?? you sound like a vet psyop honestly

🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

oh meow god saying that kittens should be fully weaned before leaving their mother is NOT veterinarian rhetoric and i never said that they deserve to be euthanized!!! my mother literally died when i was 3 weeks old and it seriously messed up my development so stop putting words in my mouth, thanks

anyway friendly reminder that underweaned kittens are prone to illness and often struggle with basic cat behaviors like litterbox usage, and in some nyavinces it's even considered kitten abuse

#discourse #cant believe "kitten abuse is bad" is controversial now

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🍃 naturalliving Follow

BORN TO DIE

WORLD IS A FUCK

猫神 Kill Em All 1989

I am trash cat

410,757,864,530 DEAD BIRDS

#outdoorliving #outdoorcats please interact #outdoorcat friendly

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🎣 salmonpurina Follow

can't believe cats are uncritically reblogging that born to die world is a fuck post. i know it's funny but op is literally an outdoor cat truther

#like cmon now you just have to go to their blog #lulu speaks

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gentle reminder that pushing cups off the table is not cute and can cause a lot of distress in your human!!!! gentle reminder that our teeth and claws can easily hurt them more than they can hurt us!!!!

🐰 evil-tabbystripes Follow

evil reminder that the cup should always be pushed off the table. evil reminder that you should always bite and claw at your human no matter what. you can do whatever you want forever

💀 tabbystripes-deactivated098712

make your own pawst

💀 laser-point-deactivated8574721

umm i know a tomcat who did that and his human ended up putting him down so...

👬🏻 nyasunaruenjoyer Follow

Nyaverage shelter cat behavior

#not nyaruto #re-nyab #pickles shut up

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🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

saw two male cats sleeping together on the porch today. homeow behavior imo

💡 discourse-meows Follow

hey um what the fuck??? it's really not okay of you to go assuming other cat's sexualities, especially cats you don't even know???? as a queer cat i'm VERYY uncomfortable. real-ass cats didn't consent to your nyaoi fetish, thanks

🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

1. i was making. a joak

2. i'm literally gay???

#literally what's your pawblem

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🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

reblog if you've ever caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

i know you fuckers are lying

🍭 gaykittens Follow

this tom hasn't caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

shut the heull up

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🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

grey toebeans >>>>>>>>> pink toebeans and don't let the haters make you believe otherwise

🐁 ladymouser Follow

op shut the fuck up ALL toebeans are beautiful!!! just bc you're miserable and insecure doesn't mean you can bring others down based on things they can't control

🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

oh so the cat-human separationist wants to preach to us

[knyontop]

bowers gang hcs?

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Ft: Henry bowers, Patrick hocksetter, Victor criss, Belch huggins.

Tw: dark stuff remember its the bowers gang!!!

Henry:

・Henry is the most aggressive and just mean😭

・you give him one wrong look and your already a target for him.

・depending on how much he hates you is how far he will go.

・He deff has some doggys!!!!

・hes a dog person confirmed ^_^

・he has two dogs, both are German shepherds (cant think of any names so just make them up..)

・hes had sex with like five girls, maybe even more. But they dont mean anything to him he just needs a good fuck every once in a while.

・he mostly goes for nasty bitches (thats all there is in darry) but if hes lucky there will be one sweet, innocent girl he can corrupt. (He has a thing for the innocent ones)

・Henrys favorite color is red im confirming it :3

・he stays out late so he doesn’t have to go home to his shit dad, he hangs with his friends but he also likes his alone time.

・when he was younger i just know he loved trucks😭

・a truck is definitely his dream car💪🏻💪🏻

・Henry doesn’t like loud children and he doesn’t like crowds because its so annoying trying to get through and its loud as hell.

・he is not scared to get into a little kids face and tell them to shut up and if they really push it he might slap em’ on the head.

・i feel like when he was younger he definitely wanted a sibling he wanted a younger sibling to hang out with and make into like a mini him just someone he could protect and hang with. (He still kinda does)

・anger issues, daddy issues, asshole issues, what do you expect?

・henry bowers getting therapy when??

・bro looks at himself in the mirror and just admires himself bc he knows hes hot😭

・AS HE SHOULDDDD

・i would like to say hes pretty good at skateboarding like i just have an image of him when he was younger with his little crew and there just skating☹️☹️

・but he thinks he doesn’t have time for it anymore, only on rare occasions he does it. (Vic still skates often tho)

・but yeah henry bowers is pretty fire🔥🔥

Patrick:

・the most sadistic and cruel like we all know that.

・bro is just born this way no sad backstory nothing😭

・I imagine that its just him and his mom, and his mom is a sweet angel while hes just the devil.

・his dad left after he killed his little brother, and Patricks okay with that. Never like his old man anyways.

・he has some type of caring for his mom I mean like deep deep inside somewhere you will find a little care.

・he does not care about your race or sexuality at all like the only thing he will care about is if your a girl because he believes that men are better than woman.

・little patrick was like, “MOM GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!”

・complete menace smh.

・but yeah he doesn’t care he just calls you slurs and stuff because he loves humiliating people😭 the rush he feels it gives him a feeling of what its like to even feel something.

・he doesn’t have a favorite color, he thinks thats stupid and childish. Like who gives a fuck? (I DO☹️)

・no filter. Speaks his mind.

・”Fucking whore.”

・evilest laugh EVER.

・”if i laugh during a fight run” ah💀

・deep deep down he has a soft spot for his little gang and his mom, deep, deep, deeeeeep down.

・he wants to feel things he just doesn’t, so, feeling that rush of excitement or sexual energy or desire helps him feel emotions and he doesn’t care if its bad at least hes feeling it!

Victor:

・hes the smartest like he got those straight A’s in elementary🙏🏻🙏🏻

・i just know hes a cat person like he holds in a coo when hes those little furballs☹️

・has two siblings >3< a little brother and a little sister!!!

・and hes a pretty decent big bro to.

・took them to the park, helps his little sister tie her shoes, but just bc there his little siblings doesn’t mean hes not afraid to get rough with them. Hes in the bowers gang for a reason.

・hes like the stereotypical bully, pinning people down shoving them a little bit maybe a little beat dowm mocking and teasing his victims.

・never to far ig…

・Victor’s favorite color is green, yeah pretty obvious ik ik☹️☹️

・he cuts his own hair!!! Hes pretty smart when hes not being a asshole.

・i feel like if he wasn’t a bully he would have so much potential.

・buttt anywho he has old note books that he used to journal in when he was younger he thinks its stupid now that hes older. (I promise its not)

・he likes making Henry proud because i mean hes his leader why wouldn’t he want to please him?

・he grew up in a srict household, when he was 8 he realized rules are stupid.

・they are all little shits omds.

・he used to want to be a cop but look where he is nowwww..

・woops!

・funfact: hes pretty good with kids sense he has little siblings, he just doesn’t have a lot of patience.

Belch:

・most empathetic, his actor even said he was more human than the others he was not as evil as the others.

・i feel like hes a 100% mamas boy he hates his dad, his parents split up so he takes care of his mom behind the scenes.

・he has one little sister which she is the exact opposite of him like literally shes just a sweet little bundle of joy with her taller and bigger intimidating older brother next to her with his arms crossed.

・might be a better older brother than vic ngl😪

・now im not saying hes gentle or nice hes still an asshole hes not a good person im just saying hes nicer than the others.

・he intimates kids, shoves them around, never anything as bad as henry gets with his strength.

・Belch likes to make people intimidated, he feels strong. He feels good.

・belch is a dog person but he thinks cats are okay, but definitely a dog person.

・hes got a little pug <\3

・which he keeps his pug ten yards away from patrick because that pug is his baby.

・to any of patricks fat jokes hes like “Im big boned asshole!”

・close enough welcome back eric cartman.

・I feel like his favorite color would be blue or orange.

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[missmarveledsblog]

Flumpy ( Jake seresin x reader) part 16

summary : it's go time baby.... or should i say babies

warning : fluffy , goofy , labor and pregnancy

previously on flumpy

Anyone would think if your water broke around member of any form of military man , well it wouldn't  be so bad . this was not that case the moment her water broke jake was running out the house telling her to breathe , while bradley was running out the house  holding her suitcase  telling jake and himself to breathe .  

“ any contractions yet  , let me know if or when you get one i'll time em … i blame those feral kids “ jake said checking her over . 

“ first it stray kids , the feral ones are ateez … jesus you are old,  two thats what that was” she mused. 

“ what  , what was “ rooster asked . 

“ oh those little pains i was getting” she shrugged looking out the window as two men head shot to her .  “ eyes on the road if i get in another accident is my dad is gonna ban me from leaving the house” she groaned . 

“ guess thats one “ rooster called back as jake hit his time , if anyone was to look it they think they were bringing jake to hospital with how pale he was  , bradley wasn’t far behind . 

“ hey dad so i was looking like a chef …  ok fine my waters broke all over the kitchen … no its not a plumbing issue i’m in labor and well  because i’m pretty sure jake and bradley will pass out” she chatted on phone like it was nothing .

“ we’re fine i’m fine “ bradley called back . 

“ eyes on road bradshaw … anyways …FUCKKKKKK OWWWW” She yelled dropping the phone gripping jakes arm her  fingernail imprinting crescent moons in the skin . 

“ it’s ok i got you breathe through it “ he rubbed her back . 

“ ok that… it’s hurting “ she whimpered  sitting back as bradleys foot hit the pedal faster as she began whining. 

“ shit my dad” she leaning forward as it hit again . 

“ rooster i would hurry  , Mav hang up and meet us there” jake called rubbing her back as she gripped his arm again .   “ almost there baby “ he kissed her head  knowing whatever he was feeling could wait , she needed him more now .  

The moment she got into the hospital jake was carrying her even though she said she could walk .  rooster was currently panicking at the admissions til  beautiful miss ruby took over giving her boyfriend wasn’t making much sense.  Like nothing when she went to the room her contraction began to slow again  as she lay in the bed   while ruby  again explaining it all to her colleagues . 

“  i’ll gather the rest of um “ ruby smiled hugging her .

“ rest of em?”  the other nurse wide eyed . 

“ you’ve no idea  .. they can stay till the show begins “ she chuckled . 

“ special treatment i love you ruby” y/n called as jake was wiping her head , her skin felt hot and discomfort was more prevalent than before  . each shift in movement done nothing to ease it til she got out of the bed and was walking around as they walked in . 

“ how you feeling ?” nat winced . 

“ honestly scared shitless …oh you mean her” rooster moved as she threw the pillow.

“ my body is on fire and  everything hurts “ she whined . 

“ least you’ll get to meet the babies right?” bob smiled. 

“ ugh even your adorable face is annoying me” she cried .  “ i blame you “ she glared at jake . 

“ i mean take two to tango “ fanboy laughed. 

“ someone punch him…. Thanks nat “ she hissed . 

“ i wish i could take your pain kid “ pete rubbed her back . 

“ i wish you were the ones that gave birth “ she cried out collectively all their face drained of their color .  “ nat make sure to get  someone else do this for you or make on in a lab tube or something “ she groaned gripping the bed . 

“ you know most women forget the pain after like a brain thing” . 

“ owwww fuck … shit “ she whimpered. 

“ she getting them every minute again “ ruby’s brows furrowed. “ out i’m going to get a doctor even you bradshaw” she pushed them out . 

“ we are buying condoms in bulk “ she gritted holding on to the sheets only for jake to grab her hand  . 

“ you can do this baby  i hope you know i’m so proud of you “ he kissed her head. 

“ you’re making it hard for me to hate you .. we’re still getting the condom” she laughed only for  a contraction to start and stay longer. “ maybe never having sex again “ she breathed out. 

“ ok  i’m here how is mommy” the door opened. 

“ ready for all the drugs … all of them “ she sigh once it subsided. 

“ lets check your progress first shall we” she smiled softly as y/n got back up on the bed  before she started contracting again . “ oh  oh i guess someone isn’t waiting”  she said the moment y/n opened her leg. “ mom i need to you to push on the next contraction ok “ . 

“ t-t-this one is definitely  jake coded” she cried before she pushed  , taking a breather . “ really i can’t  i can’t do it  too much “she whimpered  , he wanted to take it all  from her honestly he felt useless   holding her hand and saying some words to encourage her. 

“ baby i know  it’s hard and it hurt and you are tired but i know you can do it   especially for those two girls that wanna meet their mama so quick” he smiled down keeping his own emotions back , keep her focused on him and their family knowing it was what she needed to do . 

“ what you need baby tell me talk to me “ he asked. 

“ my mom i want my mom “she cried out . 

“ her mom?”ruby asked . 

“ penny get penny “ was all jake could say . 

They all stood , Mav looked like he’d to be held back and rooster looked lost as they could hear her cries and screaming  . 

“ she looking for her mom … penny i think she looking for you “ ruby smiled.

 “ me ? OH OH “  The woman jumped up  rushing to the room  before they could even savor the moment. 

“ i’m here baby “ she ran to the other side holding her head as jake mouthed a “ thank you “ . 

“ please make it stop “ she whimpered before the contraction had her screaming. 

“ mommy’s here sweet girl  come on you  can do this “ she kissed her head holding her hand tightly. 

“ you’re getting the snip … SHIT I’LL DO IT MYSELF”  She pushed the pressure immense  like her body was splitting til she felt it the release   , the light nice .  “ please “ that vulnerable tone to her voice breaking his heart. 

“ well done mama we got one beautiful baby girl out “ she called as she heard the crying fill the air .    “ you ready to do it again” she joked . 

“ i don’t find you funny “ she panted. “ is she ok “ she asked softly as jake eyes blur with tears seeing the small baby crying away . “ ohhh oh “ she screeched feeling the familiar building . 

“ oh guess baby number two already missing her sister  , big push mama”  the doc called as she gripped jake hard  almost pulling the man down on to the bed with her .  “ FUCK FUCK FUCK  I HATE MEN” She cried the burn as she felt  that release once more head falling back against the bed . “ i swear if theres more up there they can stay in there “ she croaked out. 

“ you did it baby , you got our girls here” jake kissed her head then her lips completely in awe of the woman before him. “ i love you mama “ he kissed her again. 

“ i love you too “ she smiled tiredly as the nurse came over.  “ Thanks for being there when i needed you  mom” she turned to penny . 

“ always will be baby girl “ she sniffled 

“ ready to meet your baby girls “  ruby asked  placing them on y/n  skin as she looked down in awe and amazement  , they were really here , they were here on her chest and the love she thought she felt for them completely intensified looking down at the two tiny bundles on her chest . 

“ their tiny “ she sniffled kissing each babies head. 

“ twins usually are on smaller side but no time they will be running around . 

“ we’re parent huh “ jakes eyes lit up seeing  them up close  , holding y/n , holding his whole world. 

“ thanks for coming when i needed you “ she panted looking up at penny . 

The doors opened as they walked in silent as could be   , more silent then the couple ever thought they could be , the group that usually bounded into a room with the finesse of a herd of  saint bernards currently walking like mice. She did peak a couple of shoves and pushes as she tried not to laugh everything was still tender and sore as she held one of the beauties and jake held another . 

“ dagger squad meet charlie bethany mitchell seresin and nicole carolina  mitchell seresin  named after their grandmama’s and great aunt carole  , we got uncle goose in there too” she smiled as bradleys faces lit up .  “ jake came up with nicole “ she added beaming up at man she didn’t think she could love more and her heart seemed to be over flowing . 

“ they’re perfect  both beautiful “ bradley sniffled .  

“ i couldn’t agree more “ pete stood in awe . 

“ i can’t believe your parents now “ nat smiled . 

“  two lucky little girls “ bob added . 

“   i’m one lucky man “ jake beamed . 

“ for hangman i  will agree and say your right.. Now can we hold them “ . 

“ dad first .. my dad “ she clarified seeing rooster ready to say something smart. 

“ wait let me sit first “ pete smiled excitedly almost pulling the chair across the chair  as jake came towards him with one baby. 

“ you need to support her head man” . 

“ bradley i know how to hold a baby “ he rolled his eyes.

“ thats nicole “ y/n called.

“ and this is charlie “ jake smiled placing the bundle in his other arm . 

“ their beautiful , it feel like i was in the hospital only yesterday as your mom had you  now here you are”  his eyes filling with tears as he look at two sleeping , two most precious girls in his life , his granddaughters .  how it was like holding his little girl only twice taking in their little chubby cheeks and their soft skin   the immense love and pride  . 

“ jakes parent will be here later if beth is driving well it could be any minute that woman could put the F1 to shame “ y/n let out a tired chuckle. 

“ i second that bagman your mom is amazing “ nat cackled . 

“ hey room for one more cause of course your water had to break while i was on school trip i got one of teacher drive me here” amelia’s head poked in . 

“ well seems as you both got mom status” mav smirked. 

“ hey i mean she always been mom  , when my mom died she reached out been there ever since and i know my mom will always be my mom but having two doesn’t hurt” y/n winked.

“ so in other words stop hogging my grandbabies “ penny giggled .  

“ hey so i didn’t lie to my teacher when i said my sister was in labor “ amelia beamed. 

“ most awesome big sister ever excuse you “ y/n tried sitting up a little straighter.  “ are they crying” she asked as they turned their head . 

“ its dust.. You know what no that was beautiful moment” javy wiped his face. 

“ so would it make it even more beautiful to ask you and roo to be their godfathers?” she asked . 

“ wait shit … sorry really”  

“ we we’re thinking nat and amelia would make the best godmothers “ jake smirked  as their eyes lit up . 

 “ wow we really have grown huh? “  rooster chuckled . 

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[bogmonstergeneral]

One of my favorite things in the whole wide world is an ultra-accurate cosplay. I’m talking exact name brands. Obviously, this can be tough, because media in question will very rarely go out of their way to tell you what the character is wearing. Shoes, in particular, are very difficult.

I really like shoes. More so, I really like good leather shoes. The kind that last you your whole life. Currently, I’ve been hyperfixated on Metalocalypse, and today, we’re talkin boots.

Welcome to:

Bog’s Boot Basics: Metalocalypse Edition

I think people are scared of leather. I’m here to tell you that leather will not hurt you. You will not save the planet by buying a pleather boot. Actually, not only is pleather horrible for the planet, it’s also gonna cost you more in the long run because pleather isn’t built to last.

Say it with me: Leather is more sustainable than pleather.

I’m serious. Stop buying pleather boots off amazon for your cosplays. Stop buying pleather, period.

Most of the boots (and sneakers) I’m showing you today will not only elevate your cosplay, but also last you for the rest of your natural days. If you buy them secondhand, they have probably lived longer lives than you. Leather fucking rocks if you take care of it.

This all being said: These are not super budget-friendly options. Good new boots are an investment, and sometimes you have to pay a little more. If you’re not able to do that, these can often be found on ebay at lower prices, and very often at second-hand stores.

Ok, that aside, we can jump in.

I’m stealing a pic from the comic because it shows all their shoes. Although Skwis and Toki’s boot colors are actually reversed here - Skwis wears black boots, Toki wears brown in the show. Blah blah, anyway.

Nathan Explosion

Nathan wears some sort of single buckle, black tall boot. For our sake, we’re calling them biker boots.

Single buckle, slightly slouchy at the ankle, low heel. No laces or visible zippers.

Nathan does, in fact, ride motorcycles. Because of this, I’m going on a limb and saying these are actual biker boots. Nathan also, in fact, has money, and Harley Davidson boots are a fantastic choice for this.

Here’s a pair of Harley Chalmers with an extra buckle - no foul there, these are cunty as hell and I’d totally wear them anyway.

Pro: Fucking brutal

Con: Brutal fucking price tag at $200 new.

Honestly, if you’ve got the money and you want a sick pair of boots… buy em. Harley’s last forever.

The Harley double-zip riding boot is a slightly cheaper option, sitting around $100-$120.

Honestly, these are gonna be easy to find. Your keywords here are “Tall biker boot with buckle” or something along those lines. That’s doable. I also see a lot of secondhand Harley’s going for really reasonable asking prices, so always check all your thrift stores and ebay (depop and mercari are kinda a crapshoot, but always worth looking.)

Skwisgaar Skwigelf/Toki Wartooth

These are the boots that made me make this post, because I saw them and immediately thought “there’s no fucking way they’re walking around in those 24/7,” because those are old school field boots.

Ask any person who’s ever ridden a horse over the age of 30 if they can take a look in the backs of their closets, because they most definitely still have a pair of these boots. Every equestrian had at least one pair of these torture devices, and they will outlive you.

Here’s an example of a black pair and a brown pair:

Pros: You can get these on ebay for anywhere between $20-$100. Facebook market place is full of them too.

Cons: These were made for you to wear while sitting on a horse all day, heels down. When you walk in them, they will pinch the everloving fuck out of your heels, and this leather is too thick and stiff to soften. If you’re gonna walk around in these on a convention floor, please bring a change of shoes because you will fucking need them.

But these are so easy to find and they usually shine up really well. If you don’t have leather conditioner (which you should if you own leather shoes) olive oil works in a pinch.

You also usually have a couple different calf options here, so you can tack on “wide calf” or “tall calf” or “slim calf” etc etc depending on your needs.

Your keywords here are “Old school equestrian riding/field/hunt boots.” So fuckin easy.

William Murderface

It pains me to say this. But that dildo fuckhead is wearing Demonias.

Look at him. He knows what he’s doing. I use the term Dildo Fuckhead affectionately btw, please don’t mistake me for a Murderface hater. I love him.

Honestly, I think you could get away with calling these mid-calf’s, but they’re probably technically tall boots.

Obviously I hate Demonias. These plastic fucking emo Barbie boots are worth approximately $8 and a cup of Kraft mac n cheese. They will cost you well over $100. Fuck that.

I’ve heard that older New Rocks are good alternatives? I have a friend that backs that claim up, but I don’t have a pair to confirm that. I’m sure there’s some Doc Martens you could sub in but I couldn’t find any matches under $400.

These are a pair of New Rocks. They’re… that I guess. Kinda cool. He’s probably not even really wearing Demonias but like, that’s what they are. To me. In my heart.

Here’s a pair of Demonia Riot-18BK. I guess. They’re about $133.

Murderface somehow has the most difficult boots for me to find. Plenty of cheapo Temu options, but I’m not here to show you those. Please let me know if you buy a pair of Temu boots so I can come to your house and break every fucking lamp you own.

Your keywords are “Tall boot with buckles” or “tall biker boots with buckles” or anything along those lines.

I feel like you’ve got a little more room for interpretation on Murderface’s boots, so long as their tall boots and they’ve got the buckles, you’re golden.

Wild Card Round: Pickles the Drummer

Man is wearing adidas!!! Pickles cosplayers are the comfiest motherfuckers in the convention hall.

Campus 00s, Samba OGs, Handball Spezial, Superstars, and Racer V 2.0 are all going to get you extremely close renditions of his shoes. The racer’s are my everyday shoe when I don’t wanna wear boots and those fuckers are. So comfy. Wear em without socks, who fuckin cares. I bet Pickles doesn’t even own socks.

If you’re going for Snakes N Barrels Pickles, try looking up “red Justin cowboy boots.” Justin’s are my go to brand because they last forever (I have a pair from the 70s) and they’re pretty comfy. They’re work boots, so they’re made to be worn/worked in all day.

If you’re made of money, buy yourself a pair of Tecovas. Those are the nicest cowboy boot you’ll ever own.

Blam! Bootboard moodboard! I probably should have done this with all of them.

Anyway. Have fun, remember that inaccurate pieces don’t make or break a cosplay, this is just for fun and to elevate whatever you’ve got going on. Wear your shoes until they fall apart (that’s what i do. get your moneys worth), be kind to your feet, be kind to your shoes (actually you can be pretty harsh to leather so long as you do a little aftercare. this is an innuendo, but also please clean and condition your leather pieces.) and be kind to the planet. Leather is better than pleather. You are paying a premium for plastic. Don’t do that.

(Lemme know if this is cool/useful btw. I would be so happy to find boots/brands of clothing for your cosplays. I think my inbox is open.)

[husk-not-whiskers]

“Tonight’s gonna be different”

♥️♠️♦️♣️ 🂱 ╰ ─┉─¡! • !¡─┉─ ╯ 🂱 ♣️♦️♠️♥️

Husk nervously went through every suit he boxed up. None of them fit quite right and he couldn’t tell what color they were. Yes, most of his suits were black or grey with orange or yellow accents but he couldn’t tell. When he managed to bring his things over to the hotel he hadn’t had time to mark them.

“Fuuuck” the cat mumbled to himself, “how am I s’posta find somethin’ ta wear?” He dragged his paws across his face, letting them sit over his eyes for a few seconds.

It had been ages since Husk went on a date… wait… had he even dated after he died? How long had it been? Pushing the thought out his mind he returned to the suits.

“I could ask Charlie…?” After thinking about for more than a few seconds he came to the conclusion that Charlie would have a stroke if he asked her for… romantic advice, or any kind of help frankly. And it’s not like he wanted anyone else in the hotel to know he was going on a date with Angel Dust. I mean.. he could always ask the man himself. Even if Angel had more of feminine style, he definitely knew how to dress. If Husk was going to be out in public, which he was, he wanted to look good.

He paced around in his room thinking it over and over. “Angel probably has some kinda fuckn 5 hour long routine if I go and ask em’ for help, he’ll probably fuckn’… fuck somthn’ up” Husk wanted to bash his head against the wall.

“I’ll just wear a wear a fuckn blouse an’ a vest.”

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Husk wore a white blouse with a waterfall ruffles across the front. The sleeves went out and were a silky texture, if not for the cuffs at the end they could’ve easily drooped to the bottom of his wings. On top of that he had black double breasted vest with three orange buttons and other orange accents across the fabric. It was a slight hint, as if a single spool of an orange was cautiously woven across the very surface. At a glance you wouldn’t notice, but if you were close enough it was something you had to admire. Matching the pockets and buttons his bow tie was also a vibrant orange. (Atleast Husk hoped they were, they looked more like a grayish yellow to him) He finished the outfit with solid black dress pants. His belt was also black, save for the golden clubs and spades across the belt. Husk wasn’t sure if they were actually made out of real gold or not, but they looked nice. Finally he popped on a golden heart and a golden diamond cufflink on his sleeves.

He walked over to the mirror in his room. It was small and cracked. He hadn’t really cared to well… take care of his space or himself. He inspected himself, not a hair was out of place. And he needed it to stay that way. He grabbed a bottle of cologne out from one of his various boxes scattered across his room. Holding his breath he sprayed it on his chest, inner arms and wrists. The smell was strong to him. It overwhelmed his sense of smell, it didn’t matter though. He needed to be on top tonight.

With one final twist and shake he brushed off his nerves and started walking towards Angel’s room

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Walking to Angel’s room was strange, it’s not like he hadn’t been there before but this time was different.

Husk felt a lot of the same feelings he did when walked to Alastor for help…however it wasn’t complete and utter fear. He was scared no doubt, but there was a touch of joy underneath. Whimsy? No. But there was definitely an excitement to the anxiety.

His heart raced as he prepared to knock on the spider’s door. “One two three four, one two three four…” he mumbled, remembering one of Charlie’s previous exercises. Something about counting to calm you down? He had brushed it off before but it worked surprisingly well.

*knock knock*

With a slight hesitation he said, “Hey Legs, I’m ready whenever you are”

// @angeldust-real

Sorry for making this so long oml I just had to English this. I think it’s like 700 words???

[fullstcp]

"Badlands" by Halsey Sentence Starters

CASTLE

"I'm sick of all these people talking."

"I'm already choking on my pride."

"There's no use crying about it."

"I'm headed straight for the castle."

"They wanna make me their queen/king."

"I probably shouldn't be so mean."

"They've got the Kingdom locked up."

"If you wanna break these walls down, you're gonna get bruised."

HOLD ME DOWN

"This is what I live for."

"Throw me in the deep end, watch me drown."

NEW AMERICANA

"We don't feel like outsiders at all."

"We are the new Americana."

"Young James Dean, some say he looks just like his father."

"You could never love somebody's daughter/son."

"The city's ours until the fall."

"We know very well who we are."

DRIVE

"All we do is drive."

"All we do is think about the feelings that we hide."

"All we do is sit in silence waiting for a sign."

"Your laugh echoes down the highway."

"We can't stay."

"Would it really kill you if we kissed?"

HURRICANE

"There's a storm you're starting now."

"I'm a wanderess."

"I'm a one night stand."

"I'm the violence in the pouring rain."

"I'm a hurricane."

"Lately, I like 'em crazy."

"You could devastate me."

ROMAN HOLIDAY

"Do you remember the taste of my lips that night?"

"I remember the fear in your eyes."

"We'll be looking for sunlight, or the headlights."

"The timing's never right."

GHOST

"I'm searching for something that I can't reach."

"I don't like them innocent."

"I like the sad eyes."

"Kiss me in the corridor."

"You say that you're no good for me."

"I hate you when you leave."

"Where'd you go?"

"What happened to the soul that you used to be?"

COLORS

"You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece."

"You were a vision in the morning when the light came through."

"I know I've only felt religion when I've lied with you."

STRANGE LOVE

"We wrote a story in the fog on the windows that night."

"They think I'm insane."

"I don't have to fucking tell them anything."

"That's the beauty of a secret."

"These days I can't seem to get along with anyone."

"Well, is this fine?"

"Will it be alright?"

COMING DOWN

"I found God. I found him in a lover."

"Now we're lost somewhere in outer space."

"I've a got a lover, a love like religion."

"I'm such a fool for sacrifice."

"I'm such a fool to pay this price."

HAUNTING

"Keep on haunting me."

"Now I think I'm possessed."

"I've been cold since you left."

"I'm hoping you could save me now."

"I've done some things that I can't speak."

"I'm begging you to keep on haunting me."

"I know you're gonna keep on haunting me."

"But then your eyes had to wander."

"You weren't looking for me."

"I've tried to wash you away, but you just won't leave."

"I came here so you'd come for me."

GASOLINE

"Are you insane like me?"

"Do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me?"

"Do the people whisper 'bout you on the train like me?"

"You shouldn't waste your pretty face."

"You can't wake up, this is not a dream."

"You're part of a machine."

"You are not a human being."

"I think there's a flaw in my code."

"These voices won't leave me alone."

"Are you deranged like me?"

"Are you strange like me?"

"Do you call yourself a fucking hurricane like me?"

CONTROL

"They sent me away to find them a fortune."

"They're coming for me."

"I tried to hold these secrets inside me."

"My mind's like a deadly disease."

"I'm bigger than my body."

"I'm meaner than my demons."

"Please stop, you're scaring me."

"I can't help this awful energy."

"God damn right, you should be scared of me."

"Who is in control?"

"I jumped at the slightest of sounds."

"I couldn't stand the person inside me."

"I'm well acquainted with villains that live in my bed."

"I've grown familiar with villains that live in my head."

YOUNG GOD

"You know we're gonna be legends."

"We will stumble through heaven."

"If there's a light at the end, it's just the sun in your eyes."

"I know you wanna go to heaven, but you're human tonight."

"Do you feel like a young god?"

"You know the two of us are just young gods."

"If you wanna go to heaven, you should fuck me tonight."

I WALK THE LINE

"I keep a close watch on this heart of mine."

"I keep my eyes wide open all the time."

"Because you're mine, I walk the line."

"I find it very, very easy to be true."

"Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you."

"You give me cause for love that I can't hide."

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

hii! saw your matchmaker-thingy js now and instantly KNEW I had to try it out lmao. I’m kinda scared

I’m abt 156cm tall (5’1” I think), have brown eyes n brown hair and am mixed (Vietnamese-Swiss-English), I got like a short wolf cut. I have some scars on my hands and legs, some sh scars on my forearms and stretch marks on my thighs.

Uhh idk I can talk abt literally anything (deeptalk>>>) & am an animal lover. my first language is German, I also speak Swiss German and English (obvi) but also a bit Vietnamese and Norwegian. I grew up with mostly Asian culture, together with European culture and really love rice, duck, seafood and summer rolls. My social battery goes low rlly fast but I love being around the ppl I trust, my love language is physical touch. If not lazy, I can do absolutely crazy shit but I don’t like illegal stuff or shit o could get in serious trouble for.

I’m bisexual n female (she/they) but rather lean towards men, I love to draw and sketch and paint and all that stuff, also like crystals and taxidermy (only non-animal abuse (idk the word) stuff yk) and books. My hobbies r drawing, reading, writing, and I wanna start with boxing or some other martial art soon. I used to play hockey, and also play the guitar (acoustic)

Also I self-diagnosed w autism n probably(?) social anxiety since my parents would never let me get tested 👍. If u take me on walks, I WILL take any cool shit that I find and take it home. No, this old cassette is not trash, it is a treasure.

My music taste is absolutely everything but the stuff that I don’t like, but my fav artists r the Neighborhood, The Weeknd, Lil Peep, TJ Beastboy, the Crane Wives, Alex G, TV Girl, Flawed Mangoes, McCafferty and the Front Bottoms

My fav colors r black, green and blue, also I think with the ppl I’m comfortable around I WILL constantly be touching em in some way like hand on shoulder or elbows/knees touching yk. Sometimes energetic, but when my social battery has run out you can drag me through a hangout.

DC, sbg, tadc, spider-man and CoD fan, also if you’re racist, sexist, ableist, homophobic or transphobic, please go fuck yourself 🫶🏼, I support/accept furries and therians and cosplayers, Satanists and pagans/wiccans as much as Muslims and Christians, Jews as well as Hindu or Buddhist ppl

I LOVE js going outside to hangout n do dumb shit, play fighting>>>, n maybe pick flowers

Soo that was it lmao idk if this is informative or just bs

Also ty<333 if u actually make a match for me

(Also because you write so much you get an analysis)

Your DC Universe Ship: Jason Todd

Explanation: starting off with your appearance, I think that he would find you very attractive and I think as kind of a head canon of myself I think that he finds shorter people attractive because I don’t know. I feel like he just likes to kind of feel like he has that power maybe or I don’t know. I just think he makes it think it makes you look adorable even if you can very well kill someone I just I don’t know. I think he really likes having a shorter partner, additionally I don’t think he would mind Scars because he has plenty of his own. I think he would definitely find stretch marks that might be an unpopular opinion, but I think that Jason Todd would definitely stretch marks attractive. He thinks it’s insanely cool that you can speak multiple languages and would probably want to try and learn some of them that he doesn’t know himself. I also think that he can maybe speak a little bit of German aside from English and I don’t know I just think he seems like the type of guy that would learn like a little bit of language like German or Russian. You can talk about anything and you talking about things with him out the opposite he doesn’t really talk as much about that kind of stuff and I don’t think that you guys would be really compatible in that way because you could get him to talk about anything which is something that not a lot of people can do so congrats. He loves it whenever you make food for him or whenever you can recommend different restaurants or things because I think he’s definitely a foodie and would appreciate having different culture food. I think that he’s has a pretty high spice tolerance. He gets the social battery thing but he’s slightly hypocritical, because whenever he wants alone time, he gets it. But if you want it…. He may just follow you around and hope you don’t notice.  but in terms of your social battery running out for other people he would completely understand and most likely you would have trouble dragging him to Social events. I think that he would find your hobbies fascinating, and I think that he would love watching you do taxidermy and the whole process of it. He would ask a lot of questions about or is Benny as he’s interested in asking and I feel like he would also love the fact that you’re an artist because he’s never really been much of an artist himself. I feel like he’s more if he would be anywhere in art I feel like he would be more musician and, he loves the fact that you can play the guitar and thinks that it’s really cool. If you ever expressed interest in martial arts several and is the equivalent of a belt and most of them because he was shoved so much martial art training whenever he was trying to become Robin so I’m sure that he would be happy to teach you, but he would totally make fun of you if you messed up like in a teasing, friendly, loving way, but still. He would think he was as if you could somehow win against him in a fight. He probably let you win, but I don’t know. I think he’d find that hot. He also really likes reading and writing. I think he likes reading way more than writing but I think he’s probably written poetry before that he’s never really shown anyone and he’s like embarrassed of it but you know I think he really does love reading and would totally like read the same book with you if he was interested in it and talk about it with you. I think he thinks it’s pretty cute and also pretty cool that you find just random stuff off the street and it’s like treasure to you. I just think that he really values that in a person, especially because he grew up on the street and knows more than anything that materialism isn’t always where you find your treasure. I think he wouldn’t mind your music taste, and like some of it, but he definitely is more leaning into like Dad rock type of things and I think that he could still enjoy some classic TV girl though I don’t think he’d be like super big about music, but I definitely feel like if you were playing a song that he didn’t like as much he would instantly turn on like the rock station or something.

He’s definitely a “ I’m driving so I can control the radio” type of guy. I think it would take him a while to grow comfortable with touching in a relationship, but you’re usually the one exception to someone who will he allows to touch him and you’re the one person who quickly gained his trust to which is an unusual trade for him, but I feel like you would be kind of the one exception as to a person he would feel comfortable with being physical because he knows how much you enjoy physical contact, and that it’s your love language. I don’t see him as a generally like physical person, but I feel like you could change that like with you it’s different. He also thinks that the fact that you pick flowers is very very, very, very cute and would probably be reluctant and say that he doesn’t like it, but he very secretly likes it whenever you make him like a flower crown or something or put a flower in his hair. He also arguing over shit and I feel like you guys definitely have a lot of arguments turning into make out sessions type of relationship and play fighting with. Also turn into make out sessions. I mean, y’all are just like all over each other all the time and the rest of the family has to stand there like 😑 but you guys don’t like flirt with each other you guys like tease each other and that’s how you flirt so that’s that’s just the vibe I get from your relationship anyway I ship it

and I’m so sorry for taking this long to complete this. I’ve been really really really really really busy and yeah, I had to shut down my shit asks for a bit because of the fact that I was getting so overwhelmed and getting so many so I really hope this did it justice!!! Much love Pookie bear ♥️♥️♥️♥️

[smilecult]

Fuck it, Hatchetfield oc.

Name:Raz(Her real name is something else but she only responds if you call her raz)

Pronouns:She/her We/us/it

Sexuality:Pan(out)

Family:Single dad, mom went to her job at lakeside mall and didn’t come back…wonder what that’s about? One younger brother, her cousin is Grace Chasity so connect the dots on her aunt and uncle. She doesn’t like them tho since Raz is an atheist. Got one bulldog.

other shit:Raz spends a lot of her time drawing, she usually uses a black, white, green, yellow, pink, purple, and blue color pallet. She draws animals and monsters a lot. She also spends a lot of her time putting up fake posters of missing people that say; last seen in the Waylon place. Or something else like that, cuz she likes scaring people without the consequences. She’s part of the stage crew at Hatchetfield high and the starlight theater, and if she was in the events of NPMD, she’s make it to the summoning but would be hanging on by a fucking thread mentally and physically. She also maybe sort of told grace that:”If you can’t flirt with people, just kill em.” As a joke, grace did not take it as a joke. Raz is ambidextrous btw, idk why just felt like adding it. She has good grades, but it’s cuz she steals the answer sheets from her teachers.

(Pic coming soon, but I’ll describe her to the best of my abilities!)

head:Brown hair with red highlights, brown eyes, freckles, and a blue band-aid on her nose. Long hair, goes down to the back, curly.

height:idk the exact high but probly just a bit taller then grace.

clothes:She usually wears one of five crop tops: A yellow one with a clock pattern, a green one that got slightly stained by squid ink(She doesnt even remember how it got there), a purple one with an eye pattern, a pink one with a mouth pattern, and her favorite, a black shirt with a sort of rain pattern that she accidentally stained with light blue slime. She usually wears those with a black flannel, sweat pants or jeans(she doesn’t give two fucks-) and black shoes she covered in stickers. She also has 5 bracelets, but she usually only wears three of em. A black one with blue water charms and a purple one with eye charms, both on her right wrist. She also wears a yellow one with clock charms on her left wrist.

Friends:Pete, Richie, Ruth, and sort of Steph? She says sort of cuz she gives Steph test answers if she pays her.

[jbird-the-manwich]

Im gonna tell yall somethin and you cant freak out.

Witches? Real ones? criminalized cleverness. Convenient disposals of inconvenient individuals. When you know something most cant accept it scares them. When you act on an impulse most people fear or dont have context for or turn from every day, it scares them. When you know things they dont think you should deserve to know it scares them. When you can do things they dont think you deserve to be able to do. Maybe cuz they never seen it before. Or cuz youre poor. Or a different color. Or queer in any other way.

It aint fuckin crystals. It aint self care. Its death. Its looking at the mask you wear and seeing it on others faces. Its waking back up to shit most people are asleep to. A witch can blend in to society if they remember to. But a person only puts up with so much bullshit until bullshit itself aint welcome in their mind or their mouth so they cut it out and stop reminding themselves of the necessity of keeping still. Quiet. Small. Once you start eating the truth of your reality you get called crazy or you keep your fuckin mouth shut. Only 2 roads. in the course of living after that, they forget most people plain just aint ready. Dont wanna explore. Want any answer that absolves them of needing to reason with it much themselves.

Most people plain dont recognize they live as the hare crouched in the grass. Are blighted and pocked like the toad. Everyone thinks they do, pays lip service to it, but they do not face it. They do not eat it. They sniff the air and smell their own shit and they go shit somewhere else. We go to pieces. " Oh how weve shit in the floor how can i avoid that. "

And we come back fucking wrong. We can use it to fly where others crouch if you can get one of us to give a shit about something. But the high too often is wasted. In The pride. The power. You dont *have* to bow. You choose to. Makes you nervous. Makes you wonder why you do that. And then you either want to make other people bow or you see the violence alone in needing that dynamic and say fuck glory whats it ever done right.

And then? They just come and burn you. Its all they know. Right or wrong. Only two roads. And they aint pavin fresh ones on their own. Why would they? Its not their problem. Theyre not on fire. They feel the burn in their chest cavity. The hive of bees in there sayin "oh shit whats it mean". Touching the fucking *door handle* of reason burns their fingers. They think theirs more fire in there. And there is. But that ember. Its in everyone. One person can stoke it carefully and burn down.... most single things tbh. Or a bunch of motherfuckers can get together and lay em on your chest till you die. Theyre afraid their castles will burn if a spark from you ignites a blaze.

So they burn you first.

Its really not a fuckin science rocket and youre still all fuckin space mermaids and shit come on

[navy-leader]

Little question: How do you see the relationship between the four Hollow Heads?

A little complicated ! in the fewest words possible

I like to switch up my headcanons for these guys cause theyre just fun to play with and different relationship statuses give a different perception to their interactions but the one(s) ive been mostly going off of is:

- They are not siblings, and the only thing in common in anything of similar regard is being made from the same creator

- They have a weird intrinsic connection with eachother, i like to call it soulmates but its not the same way as youd think. They take on features of the other(s), which ive shown visually through their eye colors

- Weird reincarnation bullshit atla style but not exactly because noone is dead for realsies. I think i best explained it in this post, however with the added addition that victim is NOT DEAD..so we just dunno whats going on orz

Now onto the specific pairings:

- Im a big fan of chodark so youd often see me draw em in a more romantic way, but i like em in whatever form they come in, the important thing is theyre fucked up together. They are crazy codependent, being the only company eachother have for like?? 8 years?? They drive eachother crazy and fight tons but theyre all they have so they still cherish their bond. Communcation skills 0. Dark is a lot more peppy about life, while Chosen's taken to sulking more often than not but he tries to cheer up for Dark's sake. They both have their problems, Dark still tries to attack Chosen on a regular basis because of his coding, and Chosen has been trying to recover from everything that happened from noogai's pc, they try to make it work 👍

- Countering the first point on this response,,, i like Chosen and Victim as twins,, i feel it adds a layer to their (what could be) relationship, sharing the same face, same woes with their origins, but turning out sososo different but still The Same. Makes me feel some typa way

- Victim and Second are sooooo special to me, i hope they interact in future episodes;;;; The first creation all jaded and wrathful about its creator, and rightfully so! Having been given the worst end of the stick while the other, the latest creation, young and hopeful, treated the best out of all his predecessors and given Everything that they never gotten. Victim is mad salty about all that and hugely envious, but hes more on exacting his revenge on noogai and making Second watch. In another world they couldve been friends, animating/drawing buddies perhaps...

- Chosen and Second ! Weve already seen what their dynamic is (or atleast in that specific situation) so ive not added more to it. Honestly been treating their relationship as a rebound from chodark,,,,,,, Yakno chosen just got out of the house to actually talk to other people other than Dark, finds a nice sunshiney stick to his dark and gloomy demeanor and things are good ! Their relationship could be something really special if they were to find themselves in a different situation than the one theyre in;;;

- I honestly do Not know what Victim and Dark would be like together other than the crackship of "evil girls who make out with eachother as their exes watch" but yakno ! Hollowhead Whore Saturday. Honestly it depends on what kinda villain victim is and how dark is like after getting her ass handed to her

- Weve seen Second and Dark but other than that i think if Dark were alive and got to hang out with the others and Second, she would be scared shitless of Second or Dark would act as a high and mighty bastard and Second gets a bit pissed off about her attitude at some point

This got a bit long but hrhrghrheh the hollowheads r so special to me,,,the one common thing about them is originating form the same creator and they all turned out so different and yet they have so many similarities between eachother hrhrgrhrggrhhrhr

[alykatsevents]

She/they, pansexual and asexual, 19

Fandoms: hazbin hotel romantic male matchup please!

I have blueish-gray eyes with red hair that's in a side shave (like one side on my hair is shaved). I am chubby, I have tons of freckles except on my face. I like wearing emo style clothes or comfy clothes like hoodies and sweats. I hate dresses and shorts, I don't like showing off skin. I do have tattoos 3 of them for rn, legend of Zelda one, one about my mom and one about a trip I took.

Likes: anything with drawing/painting, games including board games.

Dislikes: driving (I refuse to get a driver's license it's a huge fear of mine.) I'm not scared of being in a car just driving it.

Isfp-t, I am a cancer. People say I have rbf (resting bitch face). Though I am really nice to people, unless they mess with the people I care about then I couldn't care less about them. I try to be helpful when I can. When I am around people I know, I can be loud and talkative (the loud part isn't on purpose it's just when I'm happy or excited and yes I have been told to quiet down or to shut up because of it.) I tend to put people a lot before myself. I don't really like talking about my personal issues to anyone and can be known as the therapy friend. It's the opposite though when I'm around people I don't know, I'll be quiet and not wanting to interact. I have adhd, depression and anxiety (wonderful I know). When I do get upset I don't talk and won't interact until I have calmed down. I do cuss a lot though I'm more careful when I'm around kids/people I don't know. If I have a fight with someone I prefer to sit and talk it out and hate it when they walk away from me when I'm just trying to talk to them. I tend to hide who I really am towards people, putting on a mask or a persona if you wanna call it that.

//if you need anything else just message me and thank you!! ♥️

I match you with...

Husk!

~Your description reminded me a lot of Angel Dust in general, So I thought this would be a good match up

~Husk spends most of his time at the bar, Fixing alcoholic drinks for you and if you don't like alcohol, he'll just make regular drinks for you

~He has the drinks premade for you when you first wake up

~He likes to keep y'all's relationship more on the private side, due to the fact he is deeply scared of Alastor holding you over his head

~He's not the best at drawing but he'll draw with you if you want him too

~He's rather insecure about his looks so that is something you'll have to reassure him about it, With him reassuring anything you might be insecure about

~He hates it when y'all fight so when your ready to sit down and talk, he's ready

~He adores your tattoos and traces over them when he can

~His love language is gift giving so he'll gift you drinks, pencils, colored pencils, anything you need

~He adores you but doesn't show it, He's scared it could be used against him, It's hell for fucks sake

~With both of y'all's resting bitch faces, anyone is anxious to approach yall

~He keeps reminding you to take care of yourself and put yourself first

~If you use fidget toys he keeps them in a drawer in the bar so anytime you need them, he has em for you

~Your the only one he lets touch his wings

[socdarlings]

how do u think the members of the gang would feel about/react to fireworks?? love ur page btw!!!

hi i’m aware this is like 18 days late sorry anon

How the gang would react to fireworks:

Pony:

wouldn’t really care tbh. he doesn’t enjoy the sound but he likes watching it explode

tries to take a pic of it and ends up crying cuz it looks like shit (never take pictures of fireworks. it never looks good)

ends up attempting to draw some from memory. he’s not great at painting but he actually, surprisingly, manages to get a good firework painting going

overall he likes them. wishes he could capture them though. 8/10

Johnny:

this poor boy. doesn’t like fireworks at all

he likes watching them from far, far away but going near one while it sets off? he’d rather die

also don’t bring him to where a bunch of fireworks are going off while it’s crowded. sensory issues to the max

i just know the gang’s gonna get their own firecrackers and light some off in the street. johnny is NOT getting involved. he stays in the house while it goes off and tries to listen to music or smth to distract himself. the loud noises scare him

3/10. doesn’t like em

Sodapop:

this dude loooooves anything that explodes. too much of a wimp to set it off himself though but he loves being there for it

he likes them going off, loves the colorful explosion it gives, loves the popping sound some of them do too. he’s not an artist by any means so he’ll ask pony to draw some. cue him failing

will go with steve to light them up after work. they’ll try and find a place and when they do, he’ll be giggling uncontrollably like a little kid

10/10. he’ll have a blast (had to do it)

Steve:

like soda, he loves these things. he’s more interested in setting up the fireworks than seeing them though.

he’ll try and make it from scratch too. also will try to get a car engine so he could make a “MasterBlaster5000”

does not fucking work. he does rig something so they set off all at once though. (he was planning on making a firework bomb)

steve reminds me of those guys on Minecraft that sets up elaborate redstone systems. would not be surprised if he got gunpowder so it could, in his words, “make more booms”.

also 11/10. too excited. have the fire department on standby.

Dallas

Oh he hates these things. absolutely fucking hates them.

doesn’t like seeing them, hates hearing them, and will go somewhere else if somebody’s lighting them up. he goes to buck’s when they do, because the bar music is loud enough to block it out. or to the shepard’s house because it’s far away

he knows the difference between fireworks and gunshots, but being around them is a whole different story. any type of explosion reminds him of New York, and he tries to forget anything about that place

even if the gang or the shepards try to invite him over with beer, he refuses. prefers to sit at home and get drunk by himself

him and johnny bond over their dislike of fireworks, even if he knows johnny likes seeing the patterns

-11/10. fuck the 4th

Two-Bit:

his favorite activity is sitting by and watching them explode while wasted. will be that drunk uncle that brings two 12 packs and a lawn chair

will set them off with steve as well. even though he’s not really into the process, he likes watching steve build stuff

will also be that annoying uncle that hollers and claps. if he knew how to grill, he’ll bring a Foreman too

one time him, steve, and soda (dally did NOT wanna come along) set off a bunch of fireworks in the street even though darry told em not too. cut to the neighbors calling the cops and they all took off running. two-bit was unlucky enough to get caught and spent his july 4th locked up

10/10. thank you uncle Keith for bringing the beers

Darry:

lord help this man

despite half the gang begging him to come, he only does because he wants to grill. and bring little sandwiches

and he does admire them, somewhat. again, he’s mostly there for the food

if the shepards come, tim’s by his side. somehow both him and two-bit managed to persuade him to drink, and he only got down one. someone needs to bring back the gang after all

if the gang sets off firecrackers in the streets he’ll be. livid is one word. he’ll pick up anyone that gets arrested for setting them off *cough* cough* twobit *cough* but now he has to talk to the cops. will be furious if he finds out either pony or soda was there

5/10. meh

Tim:

Like Darry, he’s mostly there to watch his siblings. when he does get him to drink, it’s the first time he starts genuinely laughing in a while

he does not care. he’s there for the drinks.

lets dally stay at his place if they’re setting them off. his house is the farthest from everyone, and away from the explosions

if the gang sets them off and curly’s there, he’ll egg him on. but if it gets too bad, he’ll pick up curly and haul ass outta there

2/10. bring on the beers

Curly:

don’t get me wrong. this kid loves fireworks. he’s just particular on who he spends it with

he hates the noisy people who yell and scream when it goes off, but he does like seeing the explosion. or the person that tries to take a picture of it with flash when they’re all crowded together. feels really angry abt it for some reason

if he does wanna look at it, or if he’s even in the mood to do so, he’ll bring along somebody quiet. to him, fireworks are supposed to be observed

eventually it does get boring to him and he wants to go home.

4/10. this could’ve been a video.

Angela:

I’m stuck on if she likes seeing them or not

like curly, i feel like she has to get in the mood. otherwise it’s just boring to her.

if somebody brought weed, she’ll smoke it and watch. if somebody brings booze, she’ll drink and watch but eventually she’ll just fall asleep.

she feels like fireworks is something to watch when you’re not sober

would she go by herself to watch? no. would she go with others? absolutely.

7/10 when drunk, 2/10 when alone

[chronothread]

Lend an Ear

“H-hey I…you know you don’t have to…”

I knock another drink back. What was this…fourth? Fifth? Fuck if I know. I stop counting after the burning stops. And…I guess I stop counting after I stop being able to count. Probably why I never remember how many past five. How many of her were there already anyway…nope, still one. I think.

“Salem, I um…y-you know I’m happy to listen…” She’s timid, but she’s not short. Not that short anyway. Here she’s sitting by the bar with me - she hates bars, she hates crowds - with her emerald green puppy dog eyes and that snow white hair of hers. Stupid…soft looking hair. She doesn’t even try, she catches half the bar with her shy girl schtick and she doesn’t even know-

“Salem…you’ve had so many already. P-please…maybe it’s time to stop?”

I stare at her for that one. All…one of her. One moving. Hells if I knew if I was actually staring at her or not. “Are you telling me to stop? Shizuka, I’ll stop when I damn well feel like stopping. And I don’t feel like bloody stopping. Fuckinggg…no fucking ser, not one scripture thumping fucking moment! I’ll…I say when I’ve had enough. No one’s fucking ballsy enough to stop me in here-” I swing my arm out and  - oh shit I think I hit a barrel. Whatever. I swing my arm out and sure as hells no one stops me. Not even the barkeep. Not like I cause any real trouble ‘less someone gets up in my face about it. And they don’t. They’re fuckin’ terrified. They’re all fuckin…

Fuck.

She shrunk in her seat hearing me go on. Now I was scaring her. 

Tss. Stupid…puppy dog eyes. I hated scaring her.

I lowered my drink, before sliding it down the counter to the guy all the way at the end of the table. I think I know him…yeah we worked a few jobs together, he liked to do magic. I’ve gotten pretty good at telling nondescript blurs of shape and color apart over the winters.

“...sorry. ‘m sorry Snow. I’m just not feeling too good ‘s’all. Get a little uncouth when I’m drinking. And I guess I’m drinking when I’m feelin’ upset.” I sigh, flopping my chin onto the bar counter. She rests her cheek on it and watches me quietly, kindly. Always kindly with her. Sweet girl like her being here in a rough house like this. Dunno why she always hung around my sorry ass.

“Then…m-maybe you’d like to talk about it? I’m happy to listen.” She gives me a smile, and fuck me if I ain’t weak to that. From her? If she were devious, she could flash those lips at me any day and I’d probably jump off a dragon for her. What a stupid situation I got myself into.

I swap to Doman when I respond. Chances of someone speaking that in some shady ass dive bar (with really good fucking food though) had to be…like…trying to fit a dragon’s dick through the eye of a needle. “It’s Gale. Maybe not Gale just…argh!” I huff loudly, picking up the leg of…whatever meat I ordered up and tearing through a good chunk of it. “Caught ‘em reminiscing and shit again the other week, up in the mountains. Over Ventus and shit. And then some guys tried to kill us-”

“Kill you?!” “Relax Snow, took care of it. Not important.”

She doesn’t relax, but she does get me a glass of water. Fury bless her for caring so much. I knock that shit back too.

“Important bit is that they were up there and it got me thinking too and…I hate thinking ‘bout this shit. It gets me all tired, and it makes it hard to get up off the bed. It’s like I’m sinking and I’m drowning in something, it’s like someone’s thrust a talon through my chest and I’m trying to breathe - but it’s painful every time I try. But I gotta do it, and it isn’t killing me, so it never stops hurting it just-”

I cover my head with my hands. I think I messed my hair up. Whatever, I’m not Gale, I don’t give a shit.

Clearly she does though. She scoots closer, getting the stray strands straightened out. And she looks at me with those eyes of hers again. But this time they’re not puppy dog eyes they’re…fierce. Yeah, the shy girl gets fierce sometimes. And it’s a fucking spectacle, you’d better believe it. So she gets in real close, brushes the hair out of my face, and looks me dead in the eyes.

“Y-you keep holding it in, it hurts worse...” Yeah I scoff at that. Because that sounds like some dumbass, poetic shit that- “I’m serious. It hurts to let it out. To think about it. It’s like changing bandages for your wounds - it stings every time you unwrap them and expose everything to the air. It hurts, and you hate every moment of it, and some days you just…you wish you never took the bandage off. You ask yourself why it hasn’t healed yet.”

Now I’m the one giving her puppy dog eyes I think. Because…because she looks so sad when she says that. And I really hate it when she’s sad. Sweet girl like her only deserves to be happy. Look what you’ve done Salem, made a sweet girl sad.

“-but.” And she says that with confidence. With more confidence than the whole time she’s spent in this bar combined. “If you don’t take it off, the wound festers. And it gets worse the next time you open it up. And if you don’t change that bandage? You get sick. Then it really starts killing you inside. Until you’re so sick that you can’t help yourself, and someone else has to come along and fix you.”

Fuck me. She had to be a spiritual guru type girl or something stupid like that too. Argh! I hate it when she makes sense.

“You’re not a burden, Salem. But you will be if you don’t ease off every now and then. So…you know…p-please? I don’t want t-to see you all…”

Fuck me, she’s tearing up. I hate it when she tears up. 

I take her in my arms and hold her close to my chest. She's soft, she's sweet. Now she’s crying for my sorry ass. I don’t know why she puts up with me.

“Hey…” Eorzean again. Not like it mattered at this point. Not like anyone would bother us anyway. “C’mon. Stop crying you…you’re gonna make old one-eye over there cry with both his eyes. I’m fine, okay? I mean…I’m not fine, but I’ll be fine so...chin up Snow, please?”

She’s sniffling, but at least she’s not hyperventilating. She looks up at me and she smiles. Stupid, stunning smile of hers. Really, I don’t know how she hasn’t gotten a boyfriend. Or a girlfriend or…a whatever friend yet. Only she could make crying look cute.

“J-just…promise me you’ll talk to me when you’re feeling down, okay?”

“I don’t know Shizuka I…”

Puppy dog eyes. This time I KNOW that’s on purpose.

“Alright, alright! I’ll come to you on the days I’m taking the piss. Now come on, you fucking hate bars, lets get out of this place.”

I leave my payment on the counter - looks like I could count again - and I stand up with her next to me. She’s stuck to me like glue but…eh, what do I care? She gets a pass from me, and it was hard to get a pass from me. You had to really crack at it from me not to crack your ass over your head.

She doesn’t even try.

Dunno why she always hangs around my sorry ass.

[bluntforcefem]

aaaaand pyrrhic with characters of choice

won at too great a cost

when they'd been shown to the cabin the first time, their bag and the minotaur horn had been in the middle of the floor, surrounded by a handful of others. it was fine, for a moment, but then declan was suffocating, and something about the look on their face must've screamed please don't make me do this today because negotiation for a spot against the wall goes quicker than they thought it would. they wrap the blanket around their shoulders and huddle against the wood, staring at a spot that's been painted and re-painted so many times that the chips are coming off in every color they can think of.

"hey," someone says, a little like they're trying to coax some scared animal. declan turns their head to stare, and staring back at them is a kid their age with bright green hair and darker brown roots, smile pulling at the scars covering half his face. "hi, yeah, you. declan, right?"

"yeah," declan answers quietly. they try for a smile and regret the effort immediately - it comes out wobbly and makes their eyes water, and they duck their head away again, blinking. "hi. sorry."

"'s whatever. 10 throws me at all the traumatized new kids, i'm used to it." that startles a giggle out of them, and he grins, all cat-who-caught-the-canary. "and now you know why. 'm echo."

"does that work on- everybody?"

"about fifty-fifty. you care if i sit?" he's already settling next to them on the sleeping bag as they nod, tugging at the blanket until they acquiesce and pull themself away from the wall. his eyes catch on the horn, tucked against their chest, and they instinctively clutch it closer. "don't worry. if i wanted to steal it, you wouldn't notice."

declan's nose scrunches, and they move it between their thigh and the wall, where they can feel every groove of the keratin, the jagged-sharp edge where it broke off. echo snorts. "they left it out- in the open in the thief cabin," they mutter, "i don't know why 'm bothering. i don't want it, anyway."

"if you say so," echo hums, disbelief evident. they look back at the wall and he sighs, poking at their shoulder until they stop. "nobody's gonna try n' take it for a while if they know what's good for 'em, trust me. you've got me, you've got 10, and 'm pretty sure rassel's been stalking you from across camp so if anybody's got dibs it's them. you won it, fair and square."

"i don't-" their voice breaks, and they bare their teeth at him, fists clenching. "my fucking dad died- and all i got was some- some credit to pass around a summer camp? i don't want it. i don't care what happens to it, i don't care-" what happens to me- "the minute i see the- i'm gonna kill them."

echo blinks, slowly. stays silent.

"i'm gonna kill them," declan repeats, miserable and tired and angry, angry like they've never been before. "whoever- whoever- i dunno. i dunno." there's bile at the back of their throat, and the longer echo looks at them the worse they feel, guilt at snapping closing up their throat. "sorry. sorry. that- 's not your fault."

"you should keep that anger." a note of approval marks echo's voice, even his expression sharpens. like there's respect, there. "camp's easier that way. and- if you find them? we'll help."

they don't know what to say to that. so they nod, again, and lean away from the wall, resting their shoulder against his. he doesn't move away - just reaches over to grab the horn and set it in his lap, instead.

the gesture almost makes them smile.