#majority is barry bc its barry

[sk8rambler]

aesthetic: silly la's

[two-crows-in-a-trenchcoat]

I love when sifi shows are so obviously written by people who don't know shit about science and are just putting words in there

I'm watching the flash (the show) and there's a big wormhole at the end of s1 with the energy of 16 Terra electron-Volts??!?? wow so much

its 0.01 joules of energy

that's fuck all and it's so funny

[blorb-el]

Psssst does the au superbat fic exist bc I waaaaaaaaant it

I want it too 😭 tragically it only exists in about........4.5k scattered scenes which I try to poke at in between working on my main project rn!

misc worldbuilding scraps that are currently rotating on the back burner:

(omegaverse) human instinct relies on scent > hearing > taste > sight to find compatible partners, kryptonian instincts lean on sight > hearing > scent > taste, hence the mating markings

omegaverse humans have a much higher degree of face blindness than we normal humans do lmao

helps clark pass, the more he pulls his scent back the more it fades away, clark kent smells so dull/insignificant/mild that it seems like he's got a medical condition (hypomyrodia). jonathan kent had this. when jonathan and martha found bby kal, he was scared and tried to match scents to the two humans who found him, which caused his kryptonian scent to quickly fade. a hypomyrodic pup would probably face high abandonment rates and low adoption rates, so it was probably a relief that two willing parents brought the pup in

kryptonians all pretty much exist along a relatively smooth spectrum of sexual characteristics and can transition somewhat like clownfish if there's a hormonal imbalance in their community. having zero (0) other kryptonians around does things to clark before he grows the fortress and is able to synthesize hormone stabilizers

humans meanwhile have ten major sexes because betas can be true beta, alpha-leaning, or omega-leaning depending on their recessive genes

poison ivy is x100 more horrifying in any omegaverse world. she only manages to zop clark though bc the pollen is enchanted. however it's enchanted to induce primal alpha hindbrain, which means something very different to lone kryptonians than packbonded humans

it would have been the norm on krypton to have one's facial markings out. kryptonians would pull them back if they were sick, or perhaps terrified... primal hindbrain clark looking around and seeing nothing but non-glowing faces, and it coming across as everyone around him fucking terrified of him

for the first few months of their acquaintance clark is like. im not sure what gender batman is and at this point i'm not sure its ok to ask (he can smell past the concealing patches to bruce's strong omega scent but the patches could also be doubling as, like, the equivalent of binders, could be that batman's gender is null, but he mixes in diluted alpha cologne, but that could just be for concealment/intimidation....???)

sun-powered kryptonians have a strong, distinctively alien but somewhat alpha-smelling scent (when they're not pulling it back) but barely leave any on people they try to scent with, and scents barely stick to them. when clark politely explains this to bb dickie hes just like well i guess ill just have to scent you for longer! and clark goes 🥺

at this early point in the timeline barry is the only known omega superhero so the tabloids are huge into superflash

anyway all that's just kind of fluff/details... the core theme i've been rotating around is overcoming real and genuine barriers to intimacy. the loneliness of knowing you're a square peg in a world of round holes, the necessary compromises of sanding away your corners, the joy of meeting someone who will stretch to meet you where you are. there's a fair few excellent fics of bruce uncomfortable in an omega's role and body, i want to come at it from a perspective where a xenomegaverse clark has to define what gender means to him, in the heightened roles of the omegaverse. we are looking also at layers of passing. when parts of your closet become your armor that protects but encumbers you, and other parts become your exoskeleton, which grow into who you are. we are looking at that comic about the orchid that has the pattern on it meant to appeal to an extinct species of bee. we are looking at compromise made of love and compromise made of fear. and we are looking at tentacles baby.................

[emin-folly]

@gabedemon 🧡: What is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with? Mmmmm. Can I talk about speedster sex here? Is that a serious enough theory? Lol Okay! So. Can we as a fandom stop with the "LOL Flashes are soooooo bad at sex!1!" joke because first of all, it's old and 2) it's not?? Even true?? Like, yes, speedsters' bodies do work so many times faster than the average person's person but I think some of y'all are missing the bigger picture here. Let me break it down:

First of all, speedsters can vibrate Like... HELLO???? They can do that with any part or their whole body. That alone should dispel any and all "the Flash women are unsatisfied" takes

And second of all, it's because of their bodies heightened up to superfast speeds that they have PHENOMENAL stamina. Like, they could literally go for weeks if they wanted to!!

They don't because of their wives who are still very much human and they don't want to ruin them too much lmao (tho Barry and Iris has canonically gone all day so, wow, Iris got mad endurance damn)

But yeah, basically: Speedsters are absolutely amazing at sex and I'm tired of pretending they aren't

💖: What is your biggest unpopular opinion about the series?

Oooo I don't know if I have just one that's the most unpopular?? But some I do have are: * They should give Gotham back To Alan * Alan's ~smile~ is canonically way more terrifying than Bruce's Batglare * I have some....thoughts on how much (adult) Wally actually deserves Barry but uhh...(glances warily at Wally fandom)...I might keep that to myself heh * Bruce sure as HELL doesn't deserve Clark, get him awayyyyyy * JAY AND JOAN NEVER NEEDED A BIOLOGICAL CHILD * Joker WISHES he was on Eobard's level * The Justice League all humor Bruce by pretending to not notice when he "disappears" or they let him come up with the solution they all already deduced~

💀: If you had to choose one major character to die, who would you choose? BATMAN I am SNIPING him as we speak. As this is happening, the entire island of Gotham breaks off from the mainland and floats away, forever to be its own entity, and leaving the rest of the DC universe to the non Bat fans. Peace and Love on planet Earth <3

Okay, but I really am so, so serious about separating Gotham/the Batfam from the rest of DC. They are a PLAGUE upon all who like the non Gotham characters and need to be stopped at all costs Genuinely, I really think they should give 'em the Watchmen treatment, aka that it's still technically part of DC but its it's own entire thing, you know? Batman/Gotham stories work so much better when grounded in reality (as grounded as having metahumans but ya know) and it'd be a lot easier to do that in that format instead of sharing a universe with Superman, the Justice League and every other superhero under the sun bc then we have to turn off our brain whenever Batman or one the the Batfam is in a fatal situation

Please DC stop suffocating your other characters, we are DROWNING, all I can taste is Bat plEASE

[shiftycryptid]

I'm rewatching fmab with my buddy who's never seen it before and knows very little about anime in general and its really funny bc he keep throwing out intentionally stupid theories (ie. barry the chopper is actually the elrics' father, major armstrong is pride, etc) and I just realized that if he keeps it up, there's a very real chance that he'll correctly guess that selim bradley is pride and as hilarious as that would be, i have absolutely no idea how to not immediately give it away that he's right

[desire-mona]

Hey Mona, how's it going? How many other rsl movies have you seen, if any?

hi pinky!!!!!!!!!!! im alright, tad stressed but when am i not?

ive seen like. a majority of married to it and honestly? not my fav but its ok bc chuck bishop is a cutiepie. other than that no but i DDDDDDESPERATELY need to watch boys next door. barry. save me.

[ketchup-monthly]

(Mario Voice) LETS A GO

🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.

🍦 What's the sweetest fic you've created so far

?❌ What's a trope you will never write?

oh boy! an ask!

🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.

-i do write a lot of romance despite being aromantic and i also write a lot of parent/child dynamics even though i am not a parent lol -i use a lot of light imagery in my fics, but a lot of that is because i write mostly halbarry or superbat, and yknow. lantern rings, lightning, solar powered alien. light/lightning/sunlight/sunshine just happens to come up a lot -i also (for some reason) have a lot of scenes in my halbarry fics where theyre laying in bed together and one of them is awake and either trying to or trying not to wake the other up, and its really sweet because it gives me a lot of space to have them just gush about their lover (not that i dont have my characters gush about each other when im writing superbat or something else lol) -when i write bruce, i tend to base some of his traits after ones that i see in myself, that are commonly associated with autism (Dessert At Bibbo's has a lot of my best Bruce characterization), and when i write Hal, i try to incorporate as much gender-fuckery as i can because i think he deserves it <3

🍦 What's the sweetest fic you've created so far

-oh boy what is the sweetest fic i've written so far.... -for Clark/Bruce, it's definitely Dessert At Bibbos, linked here, which documents their relationship through trips to the diner (i have to rep this one because its my husbands favorite of my fics) -for Hal/Barry, im not really sure which is the sweetest, because i have a few without their kids and a lot more with their kids...To Have, To Hold is probably by far the sweetest of the fics without their kids, linked here, but with their kids, i'd probably say Shopping For Two Picky Kids Is Hard, Okay? linked here though the fic i am currently writing is much much much sweeter family fluff (if i ever get it finished 😅)

?❌ What's a trope you will never write?

-honestly? i dont know. theres a lot that i dont feel comfortable writing because i dont think i'll write the characters or the scenario well, or because particular kinks are things i cannot write -there are ships i will never write ever ever ever ever. batjokes, any form of batcest/incest, bruce/the majority of his rogues gallery, stuff like that -but a lot of tropes are ones that i would be open to writing, not necessarily between or to the main character of my story, but as something to be the aftermath of, etc -but like. if someone asked me to write a fic of something, theres a large chance i would at least try to write it for them bc im a people pleaser and i like when people like my fics lol

thanks for the ask!!

[gracifleur]

arceus gave shea the option to return to her “intended” forme, a proper pokemon body that resembles arceus & the origin formes of her kin however shea declined as she wanted to live among humans in a forme that resembled them. arceus granted this request however shea still has a pokeforme. shea also doesn’t really know this for the majority of her life nor does she rlly plan to exist in that forme until she feels like her adventures as a human are completely over. the key to this forme lies in the jeweled gracidea hairpin that is made from the same holy material as creation trios orbs, while shea does not know it by this name it’s known as the devotion orb.

cyrus when he captured her with the red chain was able to frenzy shea to a state where her human body could not take the combination of her power & the red chain suppressing said power & the devotion orb shines & in it’s glittery light shea morphs into this forme for the very first time. however as she was still captured by the red chain all they could do was struggle under the restraints until giratina swallows cyrus, dawn lucas & barry, + shea into the distortion world. once there shea is broken free & returns to her human forme to then battle cyrus along side her kin.

since then shea has been somewhat scared to test any transformation into this forme & has done this rarely & always within the hall of origin or under the watchful eyes of giratina in the distortion world. giratina is someone shea has complete trust in to take care of her should something go wrong, so she feels safe to transform into this forme & attempt to get used to this body under their watchful eye.

fun fact bc i decided this now that area zero bc its all time-space fucked has a negative effect on the devotion orb. area zero does not like shea it rejects her, this has been established before this post, it wants her GONE. it doesn’t even want to claim her life. it wants her out. however the distortions cause the devotion orb to grow unstable & there is a like 30% dice roll chance that shea will randomly lose her human forme & transform into her origin forme because time is wonkydonky. fuckitywuckity. she hates this shit btw shes so unused to 4 legs. dont worry im designing this soon u will have visuals i promise anyways i think it would be funny if shes exploring area zero & suddenly bAM BRIGHT LIGHT LEGS BAMBI WOBBLE MOMENT BEFORE FALLING ON THE GROUND.

ANYWAY dont ask shea to go into this forme she very much enjoys being a squishy lil human shaped hedgehog. she will turn on her silly arceus’ halo like a nightlight if you ask her to tho.

[bakurapika]

#i also just keep thinking like. frankly i dont think any other gm could have pulled off the lup twist#like. surprise you have a secret twin sister you forgot about! in nearly any other game it would have felt really corny and forced righyt#but it doesnt. and i do think that a major part is like. well. that's him talking to his brother!#sibling love and bonds have always been inherent to the narrative it's a spinoff of my brother my brother and me#nobody else but your little brother could come and say yeah you had a COOL TWIN SISTER who was AWESOME and LIKE YOU BUT WAY COOLER#and like. have it land. BUT IT LANDED IT LANDED SO WELL I LOVE YOU LUP CHARACTER OF ALL TIMEEE#basically unrelated tangent but i also think a lot about how like. i think taakos reaction to barry in the beach ep is so fascinating#bc the easy narrative choice. when you are playing a twin brother. who trusts nobody but himself and his sister#when youre presented with a guy whose in love with her is to be protective like. tch you arent good enough for her#but i think its fascinating how there was literally nothing like that.#and i think a part of it is a meta knowledge right like. unlike many people on tumblr in 2017 im sure justin mcelroy realized like#when a guy whose code name is the lover who broke down and called for lups name when he was in peril and who your umbrella sister said#TRUST BARRY LOVE BARRY about like. well. the story is going to be that they fall in love no matter what#but i mean. it's also like. well. on a meta level arent you kind of going yeah brother i like this choice i like this story ill support thi#you're locked in. i don't begrudge you anything. you've got all the time in the world#idk. taz balance is insane.

one of the lines in balance that always gets me isn’t even a character line. it’s not some badass or heartbreaking moment between characters or anything.

it’s griffin’s “how could you forget about lup?”

because he says it with this sort of incredulous laugh. and at first it’s like “oh yeah, haha, how could you?” because it’s lup. she’s your other half. your twin sister, your best friend, the other part of your soul. you know yourself through her. of course you wouldn’t forget her!

but you already have. and slowly, the dread sets in, because you have, and now you’re remembering, and there’s a kind of rage that comes with it.

how could you forget about lup?

[darkartistyt]

my random ass hcs for the sinnoh squad

Lucas

has a huge growth spurt when hes a teen, ends up going from around the same height as everyone else to tall af

probably bi but doesnt really care

the only one without an ounce of gender fuckery

the autism to barry's adhd

has a very complicated relationship with gender norms

MAJOR history buff

fav type is steel, second fav is flying

Dawn

trans girl :)

really into goth fashion but didnt get to explore it as much as a kid

ace lesbian

audhd but manages to mask it ok (projecting)

engineering nerd

straight-a student but still doesnt know shit about fuck (projecting)

loves lucas like a brother

fav type is water, second fav is dark

Barry

enby but still pretty masc

it/they/he prolly

aroace but everyone thinks its gay bc its dating lucas. it doesnt mind

the exact opposite of dawn in fashion sense, would wear the most outlandishly neon colored everything just for the funzies

the adhd to lucas's autism

theyre the only one whos diagnosed btw

tiny little chihuahua man

computer science nerd (projecting)

fav type is ghost, second fav is electric

[lesbiantherian]

one day i will write that pokemon platinum fanfic that ive had in my head for so long

[newsafeconfinement]

RESIDENT EVIL HEADCANNONS BECAUSE AUUGGHHHHHHHH

request more people, its abt 1am and im about to conk

chris:

- filipino, but his and claire's adoptive family are white

- contrary to popular belief, hes never used steroids. he just loves his partners. ( @kernelpanicart and i's funny headcannon)

- nd: obvi ptsd and amnesia, but he also strikes me as the autistic type: my autistim sense is tingling when i look at him

- in a "everyone lives" scenario, he defo dates jill, piers, maybe wesker, and leon, and theyre all in a poly relationship

- trans but transitioned pretty early in life

- bisexual asf

jill:

- keeping the canon french/japanese bc yes

- hates all forms of makeup. not even for formal events. over her dead body would she wear makeup. youd have to hold her down to put it on.

- dating chris, leon, and carlos because 💞

- she marries them and doesnt cry while the boys are openly weeping

- trans!!! transwoman!!!!

- absolutely completely bisexual as hell

piers:

- whiteboy (terminal)

- has the hardest time focusing because of chris. he cant help it. chris sexy :(

- just dating chris

- demisexual and bi

- trans too because he got the tboy swag

leon:

- also a whiteboy (terminal)

- in my stars!leon au hes been caught making out with every single stars member. even wesker.

- the members affectionately called him "leon slutboy kennedy"

- dating chris like a little BITCH (but also makesout with helena when he can) and also ashley and luis

- trans

- bisexual

brad vickers (sorry im a brad stan):

- columbian

- GOD i could talk abt my brad hcs all day

- i might make a post abt him alone. hes so silly

- trans and doesnt really want to completely transition

- bi and proud

- annoys wesker

- also wesker's boyfriend because hehehehehehehehe

- and jill's

- and all of stars

- he loves his partners and snuggles them all the time

wesker:

- cunt (whiteboy, more specifically FRENCH)

- dating: chris, jill, brad, william birkin, and rebecca

- before you say it

- him and rebecca thoroughly talked it through, and do not have sex or any sort of major flirtation WITHOUT rebecca first engaging

- im mixed on the trans idea tbh

- pansexual

william birkin:

- dont get me started on the whiteboy.

- him and annette are in a open relationship and hes with wesker too

- loves his daughter so much

- honestly i feel like if he saw sherry in re6, he would be so proud of her

- bisexual? more like. more li. i dont have anything clever to say

sherry birkin:

- japanese/american (i like referencing the re2 concepts of annette bc i like variety in my women, so i feel shes japanese)

- also i feel like shes not like. completely thin like in re6. "oh but guuiiiii shes training with the government! she should be small!!!" no shut up. she deserves a little bit of plus sized body as a treat.

- JAKE WIFE'D HER.

- adores jake, even if work makes them not see eachother as much

- whenever theyre both home, they just hold eachother

- loves halloween and makes her own costumes

- cis

- defo bisexual

jake:

- white (french/eastern european, ukranian most likely)

- loves his wife

- sherry makes sure on his missions thathe eats properly

- doesnt really understand halloween but loves that sherry makes them both costumes

- sherry's definately helped him experience more western things

- cis

- bisexual

ashley:

- whitegirl

- dating leon and luis

- shes their self control bimbo

- has cried to the stupidest things

- she defo smokes ouid with luis and leon for fun

- we know what that always leads to, dont we?

- cis

-pansexual

finn:

- chinese/native-american

- has feelings for piers and chris but never will talk about it

- piers and chris do notice his heart eyes tho

- trans

- gay gay homosexual gay

ada:

- chinese

- full fledged lesbian that makesout with claire to piss off chris

- cis

claire:

- filipino, but also raised by white people so she doesnt really know that

- bi

- transwoman but doesnt get bottom surgery bc she doesnt wanna

barry:

- all american dad

- trys to stay up to date with everything so he can stay close to his daughters, but unironically says "yeet" instead of "yes"

- hes just my dad basically

rebecca:

- japanese/american

- literally adores wesker

- she patches him up after rough missions and talks about what shes been working on to keep him calm

- cis

- probablt bi? shes questioning mostly

[sunshineshifts]

gonna focus on my Flash/Arrowverse DR in this :)

Part 1:

⭑its a TV show!!

⭑I did, one of the major things I scripted is that several characters didn't die - like Barry's dad, Caitlin's dad, and Cisco's brother. Bc if I can why not make it so my friends have their family members in their lives???

⭑Hang out with the team!!! I want to have fun with my friends, like karaoke, arcades, movies, random walks around the city at midnight!! I'm also looking forward to being a superhero and getting to help people

⭑hm.. I'm not sure? casual, maybe? if that makes sense?

⭑STAR LABS!!!!!! I am so excited to get to see what the place looks like... to actually physically stand in the cortex or the lounge or the speed lab... and to explore all the rooms not featured in the show, I mean, it's a giant place there's gotta be so much cool stuff

⭑i dont have a lot of scenarios scripted yet, but one I do have is when I ask my best friend out!! I'm kinda like "hey. do you want to go out sometime" and he's like "sure why are you so nervous we hang out all the time" and I reply "no I meant like a date..." and he goes "yeah I know I just wanted to mess with you" <3

⭑action is tapping the back of my hand three times.. and safe word... my safe word is poggers... it has been since I got into shifting.. I like the word and I can slip it into conversation surprisingly easily. and it only works if I intend it to work which is good because I actually say it a lot.. do not attack me for being cringe I know </3 (I am cringe but I am free /ref)

Part 2:

⭑Daniel Hartman! actually this reminded me I should pick a middle name huh...

⭑same as in my OR but like. less mentally ill sort of??? like I still have my social and general anxiety and ADHD and probable autism but they don't negatively effect me as much as they do here.

⭑im taller than here bc god I hate being short, I think I scripted like 5'8"?? and my hair is blond bc a) easier to dye and b) being called blondie by my s/o....

⭑I don't have a voice claim, I have like.. some idea of what I sort of sound like, because I don't want to sound like I do here since my voice is fem, but I want a unique voice, y'know? not one I've heard in my OR

⭑I don't have a lot of backstory stuff planned rn it's mostly just like. my life has been really similar to my life here. but this makes me want to come up with fun facts...

Part 3:

⭑I don't remember actually?? maybe tiktok?? I literally have no idea

⭑I don't remember, it was years ago

⭑I haven't been it any DRs yet but I think Ive shifted to places really similar to my OR, like my neighbours house was red and then one day it was white and my family insists it's always been white

⭑I don't have any favorites

⭑^^

⭑raven method maybe?? but the one that's gotten my closest to shifting is actually no method, just thinking about my DR and what I'm excited for in it, or as if I'm there already

⭑thinking abt my friends there and watching the actual show ..

⭑hmm.. do what feels right to you! follow your heart. and also you don't need to script out every little detail, but it's also fine if you do want to!

A challenge for Reality Shifters!

Reblog this post & answer these questions, you can totally skip whichever ones you want, this is just because I like hearing about other people's DRs .:)

Part 1: Your DR

What is your DR? Is it a TV show, a movie, a book, or maybe an original situation?

If your DR is based on pre-existing media, did you change anything, or did you add any details?

What are you most excited to do when you shift there?

How would you describe your DR's aesthetic?

What is your favorite place in your DR?

If you scripted scenarios, which one is your favorite?

What is your safe word/action?

Part 2: Your DR-self

What is your name in your DR?

Who are you in your DR? What are your defining traits?

What do you look like in your DR?

What do you sound like in your DR?

What's an interesting fact about your DR-self?

Part 3: Your shifting journey

How did you first find out about shifting?

What was your first shifting attempt like?

If you've shifted in the past, what was your favorite part of your DR?

If you like to use online meditations, which are your favorites?

If you like to use online subliminals, which are your favorites?

What is your favorite shifting method?

What is something that gives you motivation to shift?

What is one piece of advice you would give to other shifters?

the end :)

[sixpossumsinaclownsuit]

Hello, Tumblr! This is Red Batty speaking.

I'm all done with school now so, hey! I thought I'd open my ask box for fic requests. 

Smut is A-Okay! NSFW, Angst, the works. I'll just have to make the final call, but I can do the same prompt but milder if I'm not comfortable with the ask. No Yandere either, there's too many impressionable teens on this hell site that might think that's true love and I'm not risking it. I also don't do sad endings or major character death, because. I don't want to <3

Below are the characters I'm willing to write for! 

DC

Justice League Dark

John Constantine

Etrigan/Jason Blood

Zatanna Zatara

Deadman/Boston Brand

Batman/Batfamily

Batman/Bruce Wayne

Robert Pattinson/Batman 2022 version

Comics version

Christian Bale/Dark Knight version

Arkham games version

Anything more niche than that literally just ask I'm probably down, like if he's voiced by Kevin Conroy, I'll probably write for him

Nightwing/Dick Grayson

Red Hood/Jason Todd

I haven't played Arkham Knight yet so Arkham!Jason isn't available yet

Red Robin/Tim Drake

Batgirl/Cassandra Kain

Oracle/Barbara Gordon (I can do Batgirl!Babs also)

Spoiler/Stephanie Brown

I'm also open to do Spotlight/Duke Thomas but I know f$%king nothing about him so if its an ask generic enough to apply to any Robin I'm down.

Rogues Gallery

Comics, Arkham games and animated series versions only right now. Well, that and Nolan!Rogues. Just not Bane, don't make me write fic for Rises.

I could do Gotham but it'd have to be plot nonspecific or you'd have to be specific about the ask (not against that) but still,,, yeah ahem anyways

Harley Quinn

Arkham games version

Comics version

Animated series version

Still haven't seen BoP or Suicide Squad so not those versions yet,,, sorry gang

Poison Ivy

I WILL do Harlivy if requested, and Harlivy x reader, and Harlivy x Selina x reader… Basically just send me your ideal fictional polycule and I'll do it. Love wins.

Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch

Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane

WOOF Cillian Murphy too fine, if not specified that's the version I'm writing

Riddler/Edward Nygma

NOT PAUL DANO VERSION. I'm sorry but the 2022 la version is a little creep and I won't write fic for him

If I get a Joker ask It better be the f$%king Lego Joker ONLY. 

Bane

Catwoman/Selina Kyle

Zoe Kravitz Selina my beloved, so hmu for 2022!Selina if you like also

Uhhhh I'm tired and ran out of ideas, If I missed one literally just ask

Justice League

just animated series and comics. No, I haven't seen Snyderverse. Yes, I'll be a little bitchy about it. Shazam and Aquaman and Wonder Woman can stay though. I'll write for live action Aquaman and WW, but not Shazam bc he's. Literally a child. Mkay.

Superman/Clark Kent

Batman (see above)

Green Lantern

John Stewart

Hal Jordan

Wonder Woman/Diana Prince

Aquaman/Arthur Curry

Flash

Wally West

Barry Allen

Green Arrow/Oliver Queen

Arcane (League of Legends)

Haven't seen Arrow in years so bear with me if you want arrowverse!Ollie

Sandman/Neil Gaiman!DC

Morpheus/Dream of the Endless

Death of the Endless

The Corinthian

Hob/Rob Gadling

Rob x Morpheus x Reader

Constantine (Joanna or John, see above)

Vi

Caitlin

Vi x Caitlin x Reader or any other polycule for that matter

Viktor

Jayce

Silco

Vander

Bethesda

Jinx

Skyrim

Fallout 4

Nick Valentine

John Hancock

Paladin Danse

McCready

Piper

Preston Garvey

Fallout (TV Show)

Lucy

Maximus

The Ghoul/Cooper Howard

Brynjolf

Mercer Frey

Vilkas 

Farkas

Aela

Serana

Cicero 

Adrianne and Ulfberth War-Bear (at Shieldmaiden's) 

this one is niche as hell they're not even companions or marriable but I'm putting it on the list

Mortal Kombat

If there's anyone missing just talk to me about it, thanks guys love u

I'll do the game or the movie I'm just a bit rustier on game lore, pls bear with me.

Scorpion/Hanzo Hasashi

Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang

Kenshi

Liu Kang

Raiden

Johnny Cage

Sonya Blade

Johnny x Sonya or Johnny x Sonya x reader

Kotal Khan

Cassie Cage

Marvel

Takeda

I'm having a bit of a love/hate relationship with the MCU right now so these are the few I'm writing for, if there's someone you want me to write for from comics lore, just hmu and we'll see what I can do for you

Moon Knight

Marc Spector, Steven Grant, Jake Lockley, all together or individually

Doctor Stephen Strange

**or any of his variants. 

Also AUs. I'm down for AUs like "in this universe of DS he's like [blank]" so when mcu!DS comes through its like [blank]... you get the idea.

Scarlet Witch/Wanda Maximo

Quicksilver/Pietro Maximoff

I'll do Peter Maximoff also but X-men get their own special section, see below

Loki

2012!Loki

TVA!Loki

President!Loki

Disneyland Loki

X-Men

Its not that I think I'm better than people because I prefer writing comics/animated series it's just. I know that better. And the movies make my head hurt sometimes but a few of them are cool it's literally random so just. Ask.

Cyclops/Scott Summers 

(This one for my bestie mwah)

Emma Frost

Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner

Deadpool (does he count? Fuck it, he was a trainee)

Colossus/Piotr Rasputin

Mystique/Raven Darkhölme

Magneto/Erik (Magnus) Lensherr

This is one I will write straight from the movies because good lord is his character hot as fuck compelling and a dilf well written

Shadowcat/Kitty Pride

Rogue/Anna-Marie 

Gambit/Remy LeBeau

Gambit x Rogue x reader, and any other polycule basically

Quicksilver/Peter Maximoff

Storm/Ororo Munroe

There's so many at this point I can't remember them all just ask

Defenders

Daredevil/Matt Murdock

Jessica Jones

Foggy Nelson

Karen Page

Punisher/Frank Castle

I ask that you keep my punisher reqs spoiler free as I'm catching up on the show right now

Spiderverse

Peter Parker

Peter B. (ITSV)

Tom Holland

Andrew Garfield

Tobey Maguire

(I'm rustier on the live action babies so give me grace here)

Spiderman 2099/Miguel O'hara 

Spider!Gwen

Spiderman Noir

Spider!Gwen x Andrew Garfield!Spiderman

Spiderman/Miles Morales 

He WILL be aged up or shipped with a teen reader, anything else will get doused in gasoline and set on fire.

Eddie Brock/Venom

Note: I'm more willing to do spiderverse x ocs bc I know the spidersona brainrot is real. Hell, at this point, I might do oc x oc content for spiderverse because I've been there (and I've got a bestie with two spider ocs in a ship, love u cas)

Doc Ock/Otto Octavius

Doc Ock/Liv Octavius

Lmao I might do liv x aunt may if its funny or wholesome enough

Mysterio/Quentin Beck

It'll only be mcu!beck if explicitly stated that's what you want. 

Green Goblin/Norman Osborne

Electro/Max Dillon

Sandman/Flint Marko

Lizard/Dr. Curtis Connors

If you think I'm missing someone just ask

Umbrella Academy

Luther Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves

Allison Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Ben Hargreeves

Viktor Hargreeves

Fka Vanya for anyone not up to speed, he's going by Viktor now that Elliot Page has come out

I will not use she/her pronouns or the name Vanya, if I get a req for Vanya it will be written for Viktor.

Star Wars

Prequels/Clone Wars

Anakin Skywalker

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Captain Rex

Commander Cody

Padme Amidala

Original Trilogy

Luke Skywalker

Leia Organa Skywalker

Han Solo

Lando Calrissian

Mandalorian/Post War Era

Mando/Din Djarin

Bo Katan-Kryze

Cobb Vanth

I know I'm missing some I know it just ask and I'll let yall know

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare

Ghost/Lt. Simon Riley

Soap/Sgt. Johnny MacTavish

Gaz/Sgt. Kyle Garrick

Captain John Price

Colonel Alejandro Vargas

Rudy/Sgt. Rodolfo Parra

Commander Philip Graves

Monster AU

AU is NOT MINE: it belongs to @/bluegiragi I just think it's sexy

Ghost/Lt. Simon Riley: Wraith

Soap/Sgt. Johnny MacTavish: Werewolf

Gaz/Kyle Garrick: Harpy

Captain John Price: Dragon

Colonel Alejandro Vargas: Nagual

Rudy/Sgt. Rodolfo Parra:

Commander Philip Graves: Vampire

For my König gays and girlies, I love him, and I will write for him, but I don't know a lot about him so bear with me here, I'm trying.

I'll write Monster!AU König as well just ask <3 and the ask doesn't have to be within the confines of the AU "canon," or any canon for that matter

[ashtraysystem]

The System Watches

Split

🐀: okay so obviously we've heard a lot about this movie but we wanted to watch it as a system.

💫: with being switchy comes the advantage of commenting on movies and tv shows!

🐀: we've got drinks-

📓: and a poptart..

💫: and those here in the headspace right now are Brooks💫, Sylas🥽, Elliot📓, Finley🦈, Maxi🎧, and Rat🐀!

🐀: Can we start the movie now??

...

🐀: seems relatively normal so far??

📓: ooh speaking to the camera!!

🥽: I dont get the appeal of alcohol

📓: why is he suddenly bald? Are we seeing through his eyes or theirs??

🐀: Bro I think they are different guys?

💫: tea is better than alcohol

🐀📓: SHHH

💠: what is going on in here?

🐀: movie, hush.

💠: ah, okay my apologies. *sits down to watch*

🐀: so are they all evil alters or?

...

🐀: his yells of pain is literally dubbed over wtf?? like his mouth is open but the sound is clearly a mouth closed sound lmao

...

🐀: does this bitch cassie have past kidnapping trauma??

🦈: insensitive much?

🐀: its my job 😜

...

🐀: is this his therapist?? who is she??

🥽: a switch definitely happened..

🐀: ah she is his therapist!!

🥽: ocd..

🥽: the system tried to get help, at least.

🥽: feminine alter, an introject maybe?

🐀: yeesh therapist lady has a lot of patients

🦈: ooh points for calling it DID and not MPD!! :D

...

🥽: Alters noticed so far; 4. Initial alter, Artist, Feminine, and OCD alter.

📓: >Movie timestamp: 22:46

🦈: fem alter is patricia! nice. :3

...

🐀: therapist sleeps with her files??? thats,, thats a little weird tbh. work-life balance lady, leave your work stuff... not in your bed. at least.

...

💫: oh, the child! hello hedwig!!!

🥽: 5 alters.

🐀: hgdhdj "i just ate a hotdog" i love this kid

🥽: "i stole the light from mr dennis", that sounds similar to our system's way of fronting where we have a sort of "light" where we stand to front. Honestly it sounds like these people really did their research!

🐀: damn I was expecting this to be a hate watch..

🐀: wait yo shit shes fucking gaslighting a kid!! wtf man!!! like sure youre in a life or deatch situation but its not cool to make a kid alter cry like that. not cool. accurate, but not cool.

...

Entire system: Chlorine???

🦈: a pool maybe??

🐀: *jumps* oh JEEZ bro

🥽: ocd alter is a protector..

🦈: ooh cute bra!

🎧: FINLEY

🦈: what, cant appreciate a cute bra??

🦈: oh shit shes really locked up now yeesh

...

🥽: okay this explanation of DID is a bit.. exaggerated.

🦈: .. therapist lady we are traumatized, not some sort of miracle supernatural being. we are TRAUMATIZED. yeesh.

🥽: Patricia, Hedwig, Barry, Dennis, and now added by the therapist we have Orwell, Jade, Samuel and Heinrich.

🐀: oof 23? thats gotta be fun

🥽: and she just said Kevin's body, but its assumed Barry is the host.

🥽: Dennis has OCD, so then the one I was labeling as OCD is likely just a germaphobe to an extreme extent.

🐀: wait both Dennis and Patricia are banned from fronting? Dennis bc obvious reason, but why Patty?

🥽: is Dennis germaphobe alter and just really good at blending? they seem like two different alters..

...

📓: they,, they check the cameras?? theres cameras to check??? I,, I don't like that,,

🐀: eh dont worry dude-

📓: More worried

🐀: yeesh aight.

...

💠: oh a new alter? I like this one, they seem nice :>

...

💠: ooh fun animal science facts!!

🐀: oof major ocd in this guy..

🎧: 😬 shouldnt have hit him girl

...

🐀: fin can you not be gay for like two seconds please?

🦈: 😔 sorry

...

🥽: the beast..? hm..

...

🐀: did,, did her uncle do something to her?

💫: oh hello again hedwig!!

🥽: dennis has ocd and germaphobia..

...

Movie: "Can I kiss you?"

Entire system: GGSJSHFHAHAHA

🐀: why's the 9 yo tryna kiss her!!

🎧: bro thats so ridiculous hAH

🐀: this kid man this kid hdhsjdk

🐀: GSHJDJSK OMFG SHSHDJ

🐀: okay to give you a quick rundown of what happened on screen, he held his mouth open against hers, his eyes fluttered shut, he pulled away and said "you might be pregnant now". IF THAT ISN'T THE MOST 9 YO THING TO FUCKIN DO HSHDJSKDK

🎧: his constant use of etcetera xD

...

🐀: oh shit he was sexually assaulted as a teacher by some teenagers and that ruined his career,,, shit dude that suuucks.

🐀: dood okay this,, this sucks. this is. really real now. like. some of the shit therapist lady is going over with him makes sense. history of childhood abuse, likely sexual in nature, and being triggered by the teens forcing him to engage in a sexual act without his consent triggering up previously dormant alters, like yeesh dude i'm sorry so much bad has happened to ya. we protectors have it hard sometimes.

...

🥽: ..she can make the dormant host front by saying his full name? Curious...

...

Movie: *talking about dormant host* "He's very weak"

🦈🎧: ......

🐀: um, guys you okay? Do you two need a minute?

🦈: We're just. Just thinking about Cecils. It's been a while, ya know? They're weak too. And its been so long that they can't fully front anymore for any longer than 10 minutes without getting overwhelmed and exhausted.

🎧: Even Ash is getting that way too,,

🦈: I just wish it was easier to help them both. Like, I cohost and everything but I don't get that same feeling of being utterly drained like they do. They just have to carry that with no known reason why.

🐀: ...

🦈: sorry, I'm done. Back to the movie.

...

📓: Kevin's dad is the beast, that makes sense.

🥽: There's likely an introject alter hiding back there.

📓: Patricia and Dennis haven't met the beast.

🥽: but supposedly the others have, which means only those two were formed after his father left.

...

🍄: aw he has pet mice!! :D

📓: ... his "window" is a drawing...

🐀: thats kinda fuckin sad.

…

🦈: no..

🐀: fuck man. Shit. He really fucking did that to her.

👹: Humans are disgusting, vile beings.

💫: I'm so sorry Casey, I'm so sorry that you had to go through all this you sweet child. :(

🐀: god this is depressing.

🎀: I think thats just the alcohol you drank Rat! *eatting popcorn on Rat's lap*

🐀: 😭 thanks pom, you sweet little monster.

💫: 😭 Pompom you precious thing,,

🎀: yay sad time hugs!! :D

...

🥽: this therapist is really going above and beyond.

...

🐀: EATTING IMPURE YOUNG??? WHAT NOW

👹: mm tasty *thinking of chicken eggs*

🐀: ONI NO WRONG YOUNG

👹: ... oh :(

...

🥽: the switching between patricia and dennis is interesting.

...

👹: Don't like this "beast" character..

...

🐀: why didnt therapist lady say kevins name to bring him out?

🐀: oh shit how did his skin break the goddamn knife???? it looked like a nice knife too???

...

🐀: ayye barry's hat nice!!

...

🎧: OH NO,, ((their guts,,))

...

🐀: I'm sorry hE JUST BENT THE LOCK???

🐀: okay girl you have his name now dont be a dumbass say it immediately like you mean it

🎧: oh god, saying his full name triggers a ptsd attack,, I mean I guess good for those who need it to stop him from literally unaliving them, but yeesh bro I feel I feel. :/

🦈: their whole system is in total disarray right now,, half of them don't know how long they've been dormant or whats going on,, I feel so bad for them,,

...

🎧: good thing she knows how to use a shotgun.

🐀: i wanna see a flashback of her uncle again to see if he ever got what he deserved for messing with Casey tbh.

...

🐀: NO. FUCK. DAMMIT. HER DAD FUCKING DIED LEAVING HER WITH THE UNCLE. how many times?? How many times do you think he did it to her?? And she didn't have anyone to protect or help her anymore.

🐀: This movie is more sad than anything else. Sad and frustrating. Frustrating to watch this system become such a mess, sad to see what this poor girl has gone through only to be dealing with this shit. God I hate this movie. but in a bad hate way.

...

🥽: So he's preaching about how those without trauma are impure because they havent been torn apart by the world. I wonder if she'll mention her abuse to him, bc then she'd no longer be "impure" by his definition.

🦈: ,,she has scars from abuse, and he's seen them,,

🥽: this will likely affect the entire way she sees herself now. Her trauma has been the thing to save her and give her mercy and life at this moment.

🐀: she'll need hella therapy, but yeah. Maybe she'll see herself as worth more now. At least I hope.

...

🐀: THEY WERE UNDER A ZOO THE WHOLE TIME??????

...

🐀: oh no fuckin way shes going back to her uncle after this i hope she tells on him and goes with one of the families that lost their kids in this smh

...

🐀: okay so i know this is technically part of a series of movies so theres a bit at the end that I didn't get that I think I was supposed to have gotten.

...

🐀: it was okay. I can see why its decently rated, but also why it's hated. Theres definitely a lot of stigmatizing about DID in this, but truth told to me it seems like they actually did their research on DID. I get that its more interesting to tell a story about the DID person who goes batshit crazy with evil alters rather than the fairly boring and sad story of how it actually is.

🥽📓: We want to look more into DID represented in media (such as movies and tv shows) so if anyone has any suggestions let us know!

[scover-va]

1. does your back hurt from carrying the hex fandom 2. do you have any hcs for swk and rust mclain ever since i read the swk and rust fic rust has become a comfort character for me 3. do you have any reginald hcs

No but it DOES hurt for mysterious reasons that I fail to understand and that are entirely out of my control (bad posture + slouching)

Rust accidentally teaches SWK to swear. Only reason SWK didnt know the word fuck beforehand is because Mr. Shrewd never swore in front of him and he didn't talk to Catarina enough to hear her swear. Rust immediately goes through the first 4 stages of grief and never acceptance upon hearing SWK scream fuck after stubbing his toe. Also SWK bullies him for shooting the groondas. Rust is questioning if teenagers are usually like this or if it's just SWK. Because Rocky would never bully him for this. Also SWK makes Rust do movie nights with him. Rust has yet to understand how movies work. Also also, SWK keeps bothering Rust abt his gun and abt how he wants to try it out, so instead of giving a hyperactive teenage boy a gun, Rust basically buys him the video game world equivalent of a Nerf gun. Chandrelle hasn't been able to exist without getting shot by a foam dart.

I'm gonna assume you mean good ol' mister barkeep and not mister "I went to Russia to give an evil disk to fucking Satan", though if you meant mister Barry Reginald Wilkinson lemme know bc i ALSO have hcs for him. Hcs are under the cut bc this is already a long enough post as it is

He's. Kinda at fault for Jeremiah having ceaseless boredom. But it's also kinda Gameworks' fault. Basically Reggie kept telling him he should be allowed to have fun without constantly thinking about work. And as much as Jeremiah likes working for Reggie, he quickly grew to resent how boring the janitor job was. Blame Irving, the janitor job was his idea

Before the "Lionel wants this" disaster, Reggie actually liked to consider Irving his friend! The sentiment wasn't returned, but he made several attempts to try and bond with Irving. Irving still calls him Reginald despite Reggie having told him so many times in the past that Irving can call him Reggie.

Also before the "Lionel wants this" disaster, during after work hours when they had time to spare, Reggie and Jereiah liked to dance to the music on the old gramophone! Jeremiah sucked at dancing, but Reggie didn't mind.

On that note, Reggie and Jeremiah are PAINFULLY oblivious. They share a bed. They're with each other as much as they possibly can be. They have nicknames for each other that are borderline pet names. But they insist they're straight and are just friends despite acting like they're a married couple.

Due to being a video game version of Barry, any sort of event trigger can cause him to remember a memory of Barry's. It was most frequent back when Reggie was younger and after he became crippled, because every little thing reminded him of his anger, which reminded him of Lionel, causing him to get plenty of Barry's memories of Lionel. Even with the heartwarming memories, it never swayed him away from wanting to kill Lionel. If anything, it made him angrier, because why couldn't Lionel care about him the way he cared about Barry? It was far from fair.

I also have this hc to explain the fact that SWK doesn't age, that aging only happens if you have a living, real life counterpart. Reggie stopped aging when Barry was killed (Which. Wasn't when Lionel was a kid. Faked death), Mr. Shrewd died of old age the same time the real pet shrew died, and SWK stopped aging when Lionel's pet weasel got out and died a short couple weeks later. Because I doubt an animal that's been a pet its entire life is gonna know how to survive the wilderness

Regrets basically becoming a dad to six major idiots, because god forbid Jeremiah take a turn watching them

Finally, hopping on the 'Reggie and Jeremiah have a connection to the Mycologists' theory, I'm not following the 'It's actually those two' theory (especially the theory where they're piloting around Lionel's corpse), but it's more of just. Those two created the Mycos in a fucked up lil lab experiment (which we know Jeremiah is more than happy to conduct fucked up lil lab experiments thanks to that one weird room in VG2) and then shipped the files off to Inscryption. Basically, they artificially created a couple of sons and then immediately slapped them into what might as well be a war zone

Oh and also he's technically bi but he doesn't know any of the labels so. Technically he's also unlabelled