#major major catch-22

[doodles-bi-tea]

claim your “I was a Lewis Pullman fan before Thunderbolts” ticket here! (in case he blows up in popularity any more than he might have after things like TGM and Lessons in Chemistry…)

[just-in-case-iloveyou]

my heart still races when i look at these photos. what an absolutely fucking incredible night this was. i can't explain what it meant to me.

all my own photos. please don't repost without permission or credit 🙏🏼

i'm gonna post my excited rants later.

[meteorologears]

Passing the Milo and Wintergreen yuri to @archiesweirdparody I guess: American Money - endlesshour - Catch-22 - Joseph Heller [Archive of Our Own]

[spacooles]

I too would name my kid Major Major Major if given the chance. And perhaps lie to him about it until he was old enough to be conscious so that he goes through a minor identity crisis

[major-majoranon]

@stroyent

I'm watching the movie but I'm not sure if the audio is shit because I'm watching a rip or if its a Choice.

[mortiflyer]

he's doing what for what

[sebsxphia]

No thoughts just major major being so obsessed with you that he jerks off with your panties like a dirty little perv

robyn, baby, i love you and your beautiful brain sm!!!! come here and lemme give you the biggest smooch!!!!!!

i get the vibes that major major can be a real dirty little perv. he’s a power bottom and with that comes the desire and obsession with you. he’s obsessed with you and your body and how you use him to get yourself off, which translates to filthy fantasies of his.

you’ve played out fantasies of touching yourself in your bedroom and major major looking through the keyhole, jerking himself off outside the door. you’ve put your little lace panties in his mouth while you ride him and he gets off on both feeling your cunt around him and tasting you on the fragile material.

you caught him on multiple occasions jerking himself off with your panties in his hand or stuffed in his mouth, so when he got the promotion to major and he wrote to you telling you he had a whole office to himself, you sent him a pair of your lace panties that you wore for three days straight and touched yourself in. on top of that, you also sent him a pair of your sheer stockings. now he had the space, why not send him his two favorite items of underwear?

you want to know why he doesn’t let people in his office? because he’s stretched back in his chair, thighs spread and fisting his cock over his khaki trousers. your sheer stockings are draped over his base. the feeling of the soft material rubbing against his balls reminds him of when you’d ride his thigh and he could feel them brush over his flesh.

he feels so dirty doing this in public where any other major or general could walk in to see him stuffing his cock with his wife’s underwear like a dirty little perv. but that’s what gets him off.

your panties are stuffed in his hand and they run up and over his length as he jerks himself off. soft little grunts escape his mouth and he whines your name like a sweet prayer when he comes. he’ll make sure to spill his spend into the lace panties a couple of times before sending them back to you.

thank you so, so much for this insane thot my love!! i’ve been waiting for this one, turn it up!!!! 💌💖

[married-to-a-redhead]

So they tell me.

[cctinsleybaxter]

Hey man so me n my Schoolmate were fooling around days ago and we suddenly came up with orr x milo and i find it very peculiar very odd but I think I like it.... What are ur thoughts xd

It's not for me, but you have more of a leg to stand on than some of the most popular ships in big fandoms; they do interact with each other at least once!

[poebrey]

gonna write a whole thing someday about how characters of color who clearly have a history of trauma or mental health issues aren’t given consideration or acknowledgement in the fandom imagination

[meemotin]

I am currently reading Catch-22 (amazing book btw). So for my favorite chapter has probably been the one about Major Major Major Major.

He is such a losercoded poor little meow meow. I love the guy. He just wants to be left alone and mope because nobody likes him. He is so me in a way.

[radiantretriever]

I have the barest idea of who Henry Fonda but the idea of a Major in the military being bullied and being giving shit bc "Hey that guys looks Just like Robert Downey jr." Is so fucking funny

[meteorologears]

Here's a little flash-fiction tidbit of Yossarian/Chaplain stuff inspired by Spinoza's concept of god :) Everywhere - endlesshour - Catch-22 - Joseph Heller [Archive of Our Own]

[bradshawssugarbaby]

i have a major major major major desire for this man

Lewis Pullman in Catch-22 (2019)

Character: Major Major

[nozomijoestar]

Started new semester today and pissed Abt being disrespected twice by the professor but idk if I'd be able to swap at this point man 😑 (plus the material is already kindergarten shit already so I'm bored too but I kept that to myself prof was rude for other reasons)

: im challenging this and requesting to swap actually bc no you're not gonna get into the habit of disrespecting me for no reason and over pettiness at that with unearned arrogance to boot

[tsukuhoe]

˙ . ꒷ SHORT N' SWEET .ᐟ.ᐟ

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𐔌 synopsis ⋮ oh no! new hit popstar, y/n l/n, "broke up" with her situationship due to suspicions of him cheating! no worries though, she's about to release a super hot n' new album dedicated to his bs! short n' sweet! now what happens when this major breakthrough album catches the attention of the famous agency: special grade management?! [+ other celebs]

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⋮ MAIN CAST  ֹ⋮  ֹPRIVATE ACCOUNTS  ⋮  ֹETCֹ ⋮

01 ⋮ so act like a stand up guy // 02 ⋮ don't prove i'm right // 03 ⋮ walked in and dream-came-trued - [💋] // 04 ⋮ who's the cute guy with the wide blue eyes // 05 ⋮ everyone rolls their eyes // 06 ⋮ i know i have good judgement // 07 ⋮ when they act this way i know, i got em - [💋] // 08 ⋮ now he's thinkin bout me // 09 ⋮ holy shit // 10 ⋮ please please please - [💋] // 11 ⋮ heartbreak is one thing // 12 ⋮ my ego's another // 13 ⋮ who's the cute boy with the white sweatshirt - [💋] // 14 ⋮ you do something suspect as cute as bye bye // 15 ⋮ i beg you don't embarrass me motherfucker // 16 ⋮ if that was casual, then i'm an idiot // 17 ⋮ make me juno - [💋] // 18 ⋮ isn't that sweet? // 19 ⋮ i can't relate to desperation // 20 ⋮ heard you're back together // 21 ⋮ i don't waste a second, i know lots of guys // 22 ⋮ a boy who's jacked (and kind) // 23 ⋮ baby, i know // 23 ⋮ tba...

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