#major major catch-22
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
claim your “I was a Lewis Pullman fan before Thunderbolts” ticket here! (in case he blows up in popularity any more than he might have after things like TGM and Lessons in Chemistry…)
#tea talks#lewis pullman#top gun#top gun maverick#bob floyd#miles miller#bad times at the el royale#outer range#rhett abbott#mcu#thunderbolts#sentry#sentry thunderbolts#harrison press play#calvin evans lessons in chemistry#owen taylor the starling girl#lefty/righty#major major catch-22#luke the strangers prey at night#(and too many other things for me to list)#I was so obssesed with him right after tgm came out (still kinda am) but prob started hyperfixating on smth else a couple months later#danny ramirez too ugh the man you areeee#monica barbaro my queen#manny jacinto as fritz… my darling you deserved more time ur so pogi#kara wang as halo… also robbed.#AND RAYMOMO. RAYMOND LEE. YALE. UGH.#I’m still mourning can you tell#rip my asian representation ig 😒#atta boy band#the marvel-ification is spreading through the tgm cast (after danny)
235 notes
·
View notes
Text
my heart still races when i look at these photos. what an absolutely fucking incredible night this was. i can't explain what it meant to me.
all my own photos. please don't repost without permission or credit 🙏🏼
i'm gonna post my excited rants later.
#A Steady Rain#Jamie Wollrab#Lewis Pullman#Shaun Sipos#Denny Lombardi#Joey Doyle#Outer Range#Rhett Abbott#Luke Tillerson#Robert Floyd#Robert Bob Floyd#Bob Floyd#Major Major#Miles Miller#Harrison Knott#The Starling Girl#Catch-22#Graham Patrick Martin#The Closer#Major Crimes#Rusty Beck#Top Gun#Jake Seresin#Mickey Garcia#Jake Hangman Seresin#Mickey Fanboy Garcia#Top Gun Maverick#Bill Pullman
105 notes
·
View notes
Text
@stroyent
I'm watching the movie but I'm not sure if the audio is shit because I'm watching a rip or if its a Choice.
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
I too would name my kid Major Major Major if given the chance. And perhaps lie to him about it until he was old enough to be conscious so that he goes through a minor identity crisis
23 notes
·
View notes
Note
No thoughts just major major being so obsessed with you that he jerks off with your panties like a dirty little perv
robyn, baby, i love you and your beautiful brain sm!!!! come here and lemme give you the biggest smooch!!!!!!
i get the vibes that major major can be a real dirty little perv. he’s a power bottom and with that comes the desire and obsession with you. he’s obsessed with you and your body and how you use him to get yourself off, which translates to filthy fantasies of his.
you’ve played out fantasies of touching yourself in your bedroom and major major looking through the keyhole, jerking himself off outside the door. you’ve put your little lace panties in his mouth while you ride him and he gets off on both feeling your cunt around him and tasting you on the fragile material.
you caught him on multiple occasions jerking himself off with your panties in his hand or stuffed in his mouth, so when he got the promotion to major and he wrote to you telling you he had a whole office to himself, you sent him a pair of your lace panties that you wore for three days straight and touched yourself in. on top of that, you also sent him a pair of your sheer stockings. now he had the space, why not send him his two favorite items of underwear?
you want to know why he doesn’t let people in his office? because he’s stretched back in his chair, thighs spread and fisting his cock over his khaki trousers. your sheer stockings are draped over his base. the feeling of the soft material rubbing against his balls reminds him of when you’d ride his thigh and he could feel them brush over his flesh.
he feels so dirty doing this in public where any other major or general could walk in to see him stuffing his cock with his wife’s underwear like a dirty little perv. but that’s what gets him off.
your panties are stuffed in his hand and they run up and over his length as he jerks himself off. soft little grunts escape his mouth and he whines your name like a sweet prayer when he comes. he’ll make sure to spill his spend into the lace panties a couple of times before sending them back to you.
thank you so, so much for this insane thot my love!! i’ve been waiting for this one, turn it up!!!! 💌💖
#💌you’ve got mail#hangmanapologist 💍#my wife 💍 <33#major major#catch 22#sebs masterlist#lewis pullman
85 notes
·
View notes
Text
So they tell me.
51 notes
·
View notes
Text
Happy 30th Birthday Lewis Pullman! ❤️
#happy birthday#lewis pullman#top gun maverick#robert bob floyd#outer range#rhett abbott#pressplay#catch 22#major major#bad times at the el royale#miles miller#them that follow#bill pullman#salems lot#battle of the sexes#pink skies ahead
51 notes
·
View notes
Note
Hey man so me n my Schoolmate were fooling around days ago and we suddenly came up with orr x milo and i find it very peculiar very odd but I think I like it.... What are ur thoughts xd
It's not for me, but you have more of a leg to stand on than some of the most popular ships in big fandoms; they do interact with each other at least once!
#if someone on fanfiction.net was writing fascinatingly characterized major major/milo fic to an audience of no one you can have this#i'll reblog the single art i've drawn of them standing next to each other for ya#communications officer#catch 22
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
gonna write a whole thing someday about how characters of color who clearly have a history of trauma or mental health issues aren’t given consideration or acknowledgement in the fandom imagination
#this is first and foremost about yennefer being canonically suicidal and it being never brought up in fandom#but people can talk about how they think she’s a bitch just fine like we’re all stuck in 2005#but also applies to like just about every character of color who has a prominent role in sci/fi fantasy genre space#because they sure get made to suffer a lot by these writers but in the white imagination that’s not noteworthy at all?#but also Scott McCall#who deadass attempted suicide on screen in one ep?#suicide tw#which I have moved on from teen wolf but it for very obvious reasons another great example#or Michael Burnham who canonically had a fucked up childhood that gave her a lifelong martyr complex#but if you ask who clearly has ptsd on the show it’s not her because it needs to get spelled out even though she is the main character?#Or even Culber; they bonded once over how they both died!#but we don’t do that with white boy side characters 5-7#they try to hate crime someone on screen and people are making shit up to justify before whatever media it is finishes airing#we talk about diversity in media#but one of the catch 22s is that more diverse media tends to be genre media#because that’s allowed to push boundaries#but as a fan of color you have to mentally prepare yourself for witnessing trauma every time#meanwhile the silly no stakes fun shows get majority white or entirely white casts every time#so you get this fun thing where if you’re white and want a fun escape you get a buffet of laughs#and if you’re a person of color at best you *dont* get to see yourself die on screen#anyways this has been a middle of the night that no one should be taking seriously#*rant#gotta make sure everything referencing tw isn’t in the first 5 tags or I might wake up to a whole essay crying in the inbox
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
I am currently reading Catch-22 (amazing book btw). So for my favorite chapter has probably been the one about Major Major Major Major.
He is such a losercoded poor little meow meow. I love the guy. He just wants to be left alone and mope because nobody likes him. He is so me in a way.
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
I have the barest idea of who Henry Fonda but the idea of a Major in the military being bullied and being giving shit bc "Hey that guys looks Just like Robert Downey jr." Is so fucking funny
12 notes
·
View notes
Note
Bella my thots are going feral again!!! (lol). I saw more of those pics of Lewis as Major Major and all I can think of are several things......Nurse!Reader and Major recreating Danny and Evelyn's love scene in Pearl Harbor (that will forever live rent free in my head) and the "You'd better come home to me" scene from Hacksaw Ridge....like Major x Nurse!Reader suddenly deciding that they wanna get married on VE Day so they sneak off to a small church in Bologna, Italy, Yossarian is the best man, Orr, Snowden, Milo and Clevinger are the other groomsmen and the nurses (obviously) are a part of it as well even though Yo-Yo walks her down the aisle because nurse!reader's father can't be there.
I know you still gotta watch Catch 22 hon I'm sorry, but just seeing those photos did something to my brain!!!!! (lol).
This seems so sweet!!!
#lewis pullman#lewis pullman imagine#lewis pullman x reader#catch 22 x reader#catch 22 hulu#catch 22#major major#caleb major x reader#major major x reader
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
i have a major major major major desire for this man
Lewis Pullman in Catch-22 (2019)
Character: Major Major
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Started new semester today and pissed Abt being disrespected twice by the professor but idk if I'd be able to swap at this point man 😑 (plus the material is already kindergarten shit already so I'm bored too but I kept that to myself prof was rude for other reasons)
: im challenging this and requesting to swap actually bc no you're not gonna get into the habit of disrespecting me for no reason and over pettiness at that with unearned arrogance to boot
#Rude bc I don't like an author he likes therefore he had to berate me in front of the class for not understanding how to read#The irony of being treated like a philistine by sb who got their degree from a cereal box#Hemingway is a shit writer lol#You're never convincing me a farewell to arms was good much less by saying we should like it bc Ernest took inspo from Greeks#AH yes Greeks w their proto fascist beliefs such as Plato saying birth defect ppl should be killed#The second disrespect was scoffing at me for wanting for go into Graphic Design next as a major and 'abandoning' writing what a joke#You can go to community college but it's purely to advance credits for a 4 year transfer never forget this anyone reading#9/10 times your professor and class in a CC is garbage#If you want a better modern war novel Catch 22 even fucking Slaughterhouse Five had more going on besides saltine cracker#And both are better more accurate portrayals of PTSD that also integrate better w the themes of the story#Fucking read All Quiet On the Western Front#Anything but farewell to arms
1 note
·
View note
Text
sera's kinktober masterlist 2024
𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 : 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝
how? send an ask, pairing a driver with the available day! ↳ example: "hi! can I request [driver] + [day #___]?"
𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬
✮ the posting schedule will be from october to november. i was unable to write as much as i wanted to for this because of familial matters i can’t discuss, i hope you guys understand! 🥲
✮ AHHH!! my first kinktober ever, so please don't be too harsh :,) ✮ please note that some of these works/chapters contain content and kinks that might not be your cup of tea, please do not click on something that you're not comfortable with ✮ i will only write a maximum of 4 fics for each driver (so that there won't be too many of each driver) ✮ this list will be a mix of full fics and drabbles. ✮ some of the days here already have drivers assigned, but rest assured majority of these are up for grabs!
𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐭!
what days are available? ↳ i will remove the days that have already been taken. ✮ day 3 - biting (requested by anon) ✮ day 9 - lap dance (requested by anon) ✮ day 11 - temperature play (requested by anon) ✮ day 12 - mutual masturbation (requested by anon) ✮ day 13 - deepthroating (requested by anon) ✮ day 15 - begging (requested by anon) ✮ day 17 - dacryphilia (requested by anon) ✮ day 19 - bondage (requested by anon) ✮ day 20 - ass worship (requested by @cleopatrick-123) ✮ day 21 - breeding (requested by anon) ✮ day 22 - orgasm denial (requested by anon) ✮ day 23 - overstimulation (requested by @nandolonso) ✮ day 24 - voyeurism (requested by anon) ✮ day 25 - nipple play (requested by @bad268) ✮ day 26 - wax play (requested by anon) ✮ day 28 - public sex (requested by @menagerofmischief) ✮ day 29 - hair pulling (requested by @nepobbylver)
day 1 (october 1st) - humiliation kink with sebastian vettel | "don't cover your mouth, let them hear it liebling."
synopsis - sebastian rewarding his ever so hard-working secretary
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 2 (october 3rd) - threesome with lando norris & oscar piastri | "look osc, she's taking it so well"
synopsis - what happens when lando catches y/n and oscar in a rather... compromising position?
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 3 (october 5th) - biting with oscar piastri | “jesus fuck, are you are a vampire or something?”
synopsis - biting has weirdly always been a part of y/n's love language, what happens when she bites oscar where he's a little bit more than just sensitive?
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 4 (october 7th) - overstimulation with lando norris | "be a good girl f'me, i know you can take another round"
synopsis - win celebrations look a little different for lando norris this time around
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 5 (october 9th) - jealous sex with oscar piastri | "i don't have to be inside you to make you feel good."
synopsis - oscar and his jealous tendencies can lead to some... eventful consequences
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 6 (october 11th) - daddy kink with jenson button | "spread your legs for daddy, i wanna see you"
synopsis - art and money have always been the two constants in y/n's life, what happens when those two constants result in a sugar daddy who happens to own an art gallery?
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 7 (october 13th) - hate fucking with lance stroll | "this is what you wanted, isn't it? to prove you're better than me?"
synopsis - the fashion industry has always been a dog-eat-dog world or a rival-fuck-rival world (for lance and y/n, at least)
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 8 (october 15th) - sensory deprivation with fernando alonso | "don’t argue mi princesa, just put the blindfold on.”
synopsis - fernando always loved the way silk looked on y/n he loved how it hugged her figure, he loved how it would make her look like a goddess, whether it was the dress he bought for her or her wearing nothing the silk blindfold
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 9 (october 17th) - lap dance with daniel ricciardo | “fuck, keep moving like that and i’ll bend you over the bar.”
synopsis - what happens when y/n does a simple dance routine that turns into something dirtier?
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 10 (october 19th) - mirror sex with george russell | "look at yourself, so gorgeous."
synopsis - ever since y/n and george started spending some weekends on the boat, she has always wondered why he needed to have a mirror on the wall and on the ceiling of the bedroom
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 11 (october 21st) - temperature play with kimi raikkonen | “didn’t i tell you to stay still?”
synopsis - y/n knew that marrying the so-called "iceman" of formula 1 certainly has its hot and cold times, especially when it's kimi using ice cubes in the bedroom
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 12 (october 23rd) - mutual masturbation with charles leclerc | "show me how you like it, i want to see you squirm."
synopsis - who knew that watching 50 shades of grey with your best friend could end so well?
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 13 (october 25th) - deepthroat with max verstappen | “you look so pathetic like this.”
synopsis - max can't seem to escape the norris' after that terrible race in Austria. The only difference? Y/n was actually worth Max's time (and stamina)
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 14 (october 27th) - tattoos with lewis hamilton | "i didn't know you got a spine tattoo."
synopsis - a little rain never hurt anyone... not until lewis almost breaks y/n's back (in a good way)
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 15 (october 29th) - begging with charles leclerc | "you look so adorable like this, begging for me."
synopsis - a bad day at work and a good fiance would and will always end well
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 16 (october 31st) - lingerie with carlos sainz | "turn around, for me hermosa? i want to see the back again."
synopsis - spending 23 grand on a shopping spree? that's something only y/n can do, but of course the money spent will always be worth it, especially when she gets something that can benefit her and carlos
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 17 (november 2nd) - dacryphilia with ollie bearman | “you’re so pretty with tears in your eyes.”
synopsis
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 18 (november 4th) - spanking with charles leclerc | "feel that? that's for flirting with fucking team mate."
synopsis
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 19 (november 6th) - bondage with lewis hamilton | "look at you, all helpless and desperate."
synopsis
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 20 (november 8th) - ass worship with logan sargeant | “babe, just sit on my face oh my god.”
synopsis
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 21 (november 10th) - breeding with logan sargeant | "i'm going to fill you up so well baby"
synopsis
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 22 (november 12th) - orgasm denial with sebastian vettel | “you won’t be cumming, not unless i tell you to.”
synopsis
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 23 (november 14th) - edging with fernando alonso | "you can't handle this, can you?"
synopsis
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 24 (november 16th) - voyeurism with oscar piastri | “don’t let my presence stop you, keep going.”
synopsis
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 25 (november 18th) - nipple play with ollie bearman | “what’s that poking through your shirt?”
synopsis
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 26 (november 20th) - wax play with charles leclerc | "close your eyes and let me take control, mon cheri. i'll decide where the wax goes."
synopsis
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 27 (november 22nd) - size difference with ollie bearman | "i want you to feel every vein and every inch of my cock."
synopsis
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 28 (november 24th) - public sex with oscar piastri | “are you crazy? what if we get caught?”
synopsis
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 29 (november 26th) - hair pulling with carlos sainz | "you like that don't you?"
synopsis
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 30 (november 28th) - food play with lewis hamilton | "you taste so fucking sweet baby."
synopsis
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
day 31 (november 30th) - oral fixation with daniel ricciardo | "suck on it, show me how much you want it."
synopsis
𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞
#sera write's#f1#formula 1#formula one#f1 x reader#f1 x female reader#f1 imagines#f1 smut#f1 fic#f1 imagine#charles leclerc x reader#carlos sainz x reader#max verstappen x reader#fernando alonso x reader#ollie bearman x reader#lewis hamilton x reader#lando norris x reader#oscar piastri x reader#daniel ricciardo x reader#george russell x reader#lance stroll x reader#logan sargent x reader#jenson button x reader
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
SCORE THAT GOAL! — smau
after your college had announced that all the students were required to join a club and attend it twice a week, you were planning on either a) dropping out, or b) join the art club and pretend to be sick most of the times. that was before you discovered that park jisung is a long time member of the football team. change in plans: you LOVE football.
or in which you mindlessly join the football club in hopes of catching your crush’s attention (and to maybe secretly check him out too) who cares if you can’t even kick a ball up in the air?
football-player!jisung x fem!reader
genre ; rlly just humour, football / sports au, fluff, some angst, pining and eventually mutual pining, probably slow-burn, college au, strangers to lovers.
extras ; teasing and profanity | sexual and death jokes | reader is down bad | jisung kinda dislikes reader and closed off at the start | my knowledge on football isn’t the BEST but i know above basics and enough for this fic | idrc if some of these subject clubs don’t exist this is for entertainment 😸
notes ; 😭 mostly posting this for myself cos i’ve wanted to try a smau for a while now but i hope anyone else enjoys too.
PLAYLIST ; Rising , TripleS — Hype Boy , newjeans — Awkward , SZA — Gasoline , ROSY (FT. LILMONEY) — Attracted To You , Pinkpantheress — Cognac Queen , Megan Thee Stallion — Goodie Bag , Still Woozy — Eyedress , Something About You .
STATUS ; completed! (24.02.24)
profiles (1) | profiles (2)
1 ) donghyuck’s fault
2 ) 20% more insane
3 ) it’s the voices again
4 ) yes captain!
5 ) invest in a priv account
6 ) peach lipton ice tea
7 ) no suicide EVER
8 ) always believe women
9 ) grape & lemon drink
10 ) favourite teammate
11 ) wingman
12 ) jeno’s food provider
13 ) no lunch
14 ) awkward tension
15 ) a simple conversation
16 ) an even more normal conversation
17 ) under my umbrella
18 ) a canon event (ft. Renjun's Black Friday offer)
19 ) feeling submissive and fragile
20 ) woman hobbies & failed courseworks
21 ) man up and break it
22 ) make-up brush vs subway sandwich
23 ) OFFICIAL FRIENDSHIP!!!
24 ) a nice gesture
25 ) NOT my boyfriend
26 ) business exchange
27 ) what about mark?
28 ) winter wonders with you
29 ) JISUNG vs MARK
30 ) my princess (very lame)
31 ) riddle me this
32 ) do you like her? (probably)
33 ) wtf does QUORA know?
34 ) JISUNGxY/N: plan A
35 ) evil out the way, GOOD RIDDANCE
36 ) basketball incidents.
37 ) JISUNGxY/N: plan B (the jisung quiz)
38 ) E-DATING 🔛🔝🔥
39 ) wise words from renjun
40 ) that one sign
41 ) guess it’s a date
42 ) (unofficial) couple goals
43 ) the y/nle argument
44 ) professional over-thinker
45 ) executing major girlboss energy
46 ) the confession prep
47 ) knock some sense into them
48 ) war is over
49 ) knock some sense into JISUNG
50 ) an overdue confession
51 ) be your boyfriend?
52 ) scored that goal!
BONUS:
jisung the blonde
JISUNG vs MARK pt.2
jaemin’s hit tweets
the jeno quiz
one huge polyamory relationship
rating my boyfriend’s hair colours
thank you for reading!
#jisung smau#park jisung smau#nct smau#nct dream smau#jisung imagines#park jisung imagines#nct imagines#nct dream imagines#jisung x reader#park jisung x reader#nct x reader#nct dream x reader#jisung texts#park jisung texts#nct dream texts#jisung fluff#park jisung fluff#nct fluff#nct dream fluff#nct dream social media au#jisung social media au#jisung scenarios#park jisung scenarios#nct scenarios#nct dream scenarios#park jisung x you#nct x you#nct dream x you
3K notes
·
View notes