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cuteified little blaine for an animatic thingy i'm making
#maine for scale#swamp bitch art#james blaine#james g blaine... the continental liar from the state of maine... 🎶
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Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?
Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.
I hope this is the right meme.
More silliness below.
This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.
The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.
You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.
Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.
I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.
Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.
Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.
Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.
The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.
One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.
They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.
You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!
#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 medic#tf2 scout#tf2 spy#tf2 heavy#tf2 soldier#Medic's reaction to a stick of butter is 100% based on my own reaction after reading an American recipe for the first time#Like I didn't know butter in America came in this normed stick-form I genuinely thought it was some arbitrary unit like ??? A Stick??#As in I didn't know if the recipe required the butter to be in this specific shape; like sometimes you have to add butter in shaves or molt#no biggie lemme whittle away at my butter block until it's shaped like a stick? And then I learnt it was the portions that butter comes in#Cut me some slack; I'm used to recipes using eggs as the scale-up ingredient; not butter#I also learnt that medical labels is where metric units are mostly encountered simply because medicine is international#But that is the main reason why I think Medic would not realise he'd have to deal with imperial units until he goes grocery shopping#The man's just been ignoring the “oz” information right below everything he's ever used; out of sight out of mind#I want to think Engi is the most normal person about the entire metric-imperial-units thing he just does some mental arithmetic and done#King just learned système international d'unités during one of his 11 phds; it's not unrealistic
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Where are these guys on a scale from "uncanny sense of direction" to "could get lost in a paper bag?" (I believe in my heart that Gideon is the latter)
#FYI i am NOT adding more characters to this scale beyond the 69ers. i however am happy to discuss them in a textpost on main#dulcinea septimus#palamedes sextus#camilla hect#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#artlog#nona ntn#direction#basic info#sorting#navigation
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love lies bleeding inspired me to draw more huge lesbians so heres misha and her pocket sized butch
#my little [sic] sweetie pies#[NOTE FOR SCALE: TSEREN IS 6’1]#very proud of the perspective on this one. you will be seeing me reblog it 30000 times#my art#oc art#oc au#normally i like putting my tsersha art in the butch4butch tag but i think this needs too much context#misha#tseren#giant au#as usual. dont be weird about this.#anyway this is the first time in forever ive felt satisfied with a drawing#g/t#for any strangers seeing this: this is a au and not the main timeline but like its a au i like a lot#edit: if youre curious about love lies bleeding bc of this 1. Go watch it right now i ❤️ the weird lesbian body horror movie#2. the big lady is not this big and this is just how i normally draw giants
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Done (heavy quotation marks) with monster Ody @evergreen292 ;)
tbh I couldn’t for the life of me pick a color palette I liked And Render it so I gave up on color. Enjoy the half assery.
Tbh I’ve just been call it Ithacan Naga, but it’s objectively it’s a mix of snake, owl/bird, and human. So 🤷.
Tbh the wings are supposed to be white/gray-brown, cause owls & Hermes, while his scales are supposed to be an oscillating scale from sea green-blue to purple-tinted gray. Uhm. Evidently that sorta didn’t happen but also did. So.
The purple/grayer scales are gonna be more around with the feathers and wings.
Those fin colors are. Too blue and too bright but I love the colors themselves so they’re staying for now.
Uhm. That’s it for now, ig. I’m sorta on a timer rn and I’m tired so <3
The writing bit with this is still in the works (😭)
#Odysseus#epic the musical#Ithacan naga au#guess that’s what we’re calling it#an Ithacan naga would deadass just be an aquatic naga#I think#the feathers and wings are cause he’s Zeus/Hermes’ kin & Athena blessed#tbh the main reason i wanted to color at all is cause I wanted easier differentiation between… everything. and actually draw the scales.#so snakes have this extra (?) bone that connects their skull & jaw which is what lets them extend it. so. ody gets that here.#resting/casual naga ody is like. 7ish ft? anything intimindation or just rising usually reaches 11-12 ft. his full length js 20 ft#naga eyes don’t have any eyelids. it looks very odd on a human (unsettling)#owl eyes don’t really have visible white scelcra#or however you spell it#nor do snakes#unsettling#maybe I’ll caption this later but hhhhh#he’s sorta supposed to be an olive sea snake and fish owl#but fuck colors rn#uhm cause he’s aquatic I suppose he does have to make up with Poseidon… uhm let’s say after everything Seidon picks up a fuss and Athena#argues back n everything and it causes a reallllly big fuss so Zeus (+ others) eventually work smth out that basically amounts to:#Don’t fuckin bother each other (intentionally)#also endgame for naga ody (he can change back and forth dw) is that he gets used to it. he doesn’t advertise it cause he’s sneaky like that#(and after he gets over the self loathing). uhmmm. yeah. It’s great cause NEREID PEN and SEA NAGA ODY#they can go on sea hunts together!!!!#ody CAN fly yes. same logic that lets Hermes fly with 2 small pairs of wings on his ankles and head.#he folds the wings when swimming and the fins fan out underwater. vice versa. his feathers are waterproof.#you can BARELY see the vauge shape of thighs/legs melting into the serpent part btw.#Ari’s art#my art#I’mma add onto this + actually type this out in a post later or smth
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⚔︎ If you'll be my sword, I'll be your shield ⛉
#fewheja;jfaw#i have brainworms about them again#knight power couple#ffxiv#ffxiv screenies#ffxiv gpose#wolmeric#aymeric x wol#aymeric de borel#ajisai x aymeric#ajisaijar#gposejar#i just love the idea of ajisai becoming a knight whether she's being a little fem or a little masc#her entire life she's used healing magicks to mend the broken and its as much a part of her identity as her scales and horns#it's never been a choice; she's been blessed with an aptitude for healing magick so it's her responsibility to heal#it's an expectation not a choice#she cares on a human-human level but healing has never felt like an act of care to her; it's mechanical/automatic#if someone is hurt you heal them that's the way things are#but taking up a sword and shield?#willingly placing yourself in harms way for another person's life?#that's an act of care#haurchefant opened her eyes to that; you know how that story goes#being a paladin is less serving someone nd more about expressing how much she cares and pally gets bonus points because#she still gets to use healing magick#ajisai cares for everyone so it's perfect#knight ajisai knight ajisai knight ajisai#she's gonna protect the hell out of you#if your blorbo mains tank- im probably in love with them and so is she#ijiofjiawoejf;ekwl;jfawe#the brainworms demand tribute and who am i but a humble servant to their whims
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zane + nya parallels
#alek gifs#ninjago#zane julien#nya smith#that's enough main tags for me#i had to MURDERRR the quality on these sorry for ugliness#also for those confused on why i picked these :#gif 1 “what are they doing” followed by gif 2 which is wu's response.#gif 3 is the funeral and gif 4 is what people did to honor that sacrifice. zane statue and 'nya day'#a lot of these differences are because of the writers / animation studio#i am not power scaling their funerals based on attendance#which is. hilarious concept wise actually#braincellshipping#can be taken as such . wink#something about zane and nya and ice and water and how without one the other cannot function the same#zane going to the digiverse / rebuilding himself. nya going to the sea and having to rediscover who she really is#the way nya saw zane die. like legitimately she was on the rooftop (with pix and borg but yknow)#the way zane's ice was what held nya's form together in s15. oh guys im crazy#they have a lot of trust thats kinda. looked over. she did all of his repairs!! he was fine with her poking around his mind and body#which means a lot bc zane is a very closed off guy. 'i dont feel strong emotions but you can see my every thought nya c: '#also victims of the 'written as hating being seen as one thing... and thing ens up written as just that one thing' ninjago writers issue#zane w robotism. nya with being a girl / jay's girl. oh goodness im cuckoo#ignore how inconsistent the text sizes are i threw this together at 6 am and im NOT feeling it#i forgot how much gif making sucked#oops#rant over
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I'm sorry, Spamton. I know you won't believe me, but I'm sorry we hurt you.
#GOD this fucker corrupted my gif again.#Ignore the page is missing im not gonna fix it. Hes looking at the paper. its just uhhh out of your view#made this one up on the spot lmao i dont have many inbetweens planned... if its not up to par to the others thats why#i wish i did do inbetweens but i only have the main ones planned#btw usually when he asks stuff like this he's looking for a response (im looking for a response. me.)#thank you anon oh my goooooodddd you were my descending angel while looking for an ask along these lines#this ask is perfect. Not too overcomplicated. nothing that would set him off. Short and sweet and to the point but its got nice impact.#in this context at least. I rlly needed it lol.#some were.. too much and some were really half assed apologies that go immediately back to asking him stuff LMAOOO#Guysss work with me here im actually trying to guide you to really apologize to him#[you've got mail!]#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#Ill fix the inside of the dumpster later. its not to scale goddamnit.#Typos in his speech are on purpose to clarify lol#spent a damn hour fixing the gif. grrhhhhh....
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Then, on his arrival in Constantinople, after much counsel with himself, considering that he was already unequal to the amount of pressing business and believing that there was no room for delay, on the twenty-eighth of March he brought the aforesaid Valens into one of the suburbs and with the consent of all (for no one ventured to oppose) proclaimed him Augustus. Then he adorned him with the imperial insignia and put a diadem on his head, and brought him back in his own carriage, thus having indeed a lawful partner in his power, but, as the further course of our narrative will show, one who was as compliant as a subordinate. No sooner were these arrangements perfected without disturbance than both emperors were seized with violent and lingering fevers--
AM 26.4.3-4
this was one of those illustrations that was originally supposed to be a 5 page comic until I realized I don't know anything about later roman empire architecture or visuals or art or anything, so we'll revisit that later. maybe
for right now though, these two are fascinating. we have two brothers acting as one body, even becoming ill in tandem with each other, it's giving This Throne Is Cursed. like, the last time I read about emperors coming down with life threatening illnesses, it was Caligula, and that moment in his biography marked a very specific tone shift. I spent the rest of the (first) time reading about Valens and Valentinian waiting for something comparable to Caligula's reign to happen lmao (Dio 59. 8. 1-2)
and since Caligula was already on the mind, I started thinking about Tiberius: I think he would've loved these two since he had a whole thing about twin-ification and brothers and etc etc etc. ofc, Rome is both a Mouth and a Tomb, so it's going to go badly for someone/everyone eventually, but honestly I think that Valentinian and Valens were the best we could've hoped for. like it could've been so much worse
Tiberius and the Heavenly Twins, Edward Champlin
Failure of Empire: Valens and the Roman State in the Fourth Century A.D, Noel Lenski
⭐ I have a tip jar (ko-fi)!
⭐ and other places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app
#(drawing hearts around valens) hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii#roman empire tag#drawing tag#every day i think about valentinian bringing his brother into this and wondering how valens felt about it#especially since the over all arc is that he's constantly just trying to tread water managing everything from six different fronts#did you ever want things to go back to how they were!!!! did you dream of simpler times!!!!!! when it was just hard work and dirt#under your nails instead of the horrible scale of empire choking you out to the very end!!!!!!!!! did you hate your brother for it#im normal about valens. btw. (<<<said by a guy who made valens his icon on his main art blog)#anyway. (claps hands together) im going to go and write about bonifacio and mabini and lucan and crassus and the pharsalia#and mabini's writings on a failed revolution and bonifacio haunting the collective memory#i gotta condense it down to a thousand words. ideally. we are rambling around at around 2k and its unwieldy#valens#valentinian I#later Roman Empire tag
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The use of the octatonic scale here is driving me insane, if for no other reason than that I want to know why this scale in particular was chosen, because it is a deliberate decision. (I have a whole post ready to go with some bat-shit music theory (over)analysis that I may or may not put up later today).
#hello there#book of bill#book of bill spoilers#sorry guys the music professor in me can't let this one go#and no it has nothing to do with the gravity falls theme song which very much does not use this scale#the rhythm makes sense that IS the opening rhythm to the theme's main motive#musician bullshit#there's probably no real reason but i indulged myself this morning#plus it's a cool scale#ANYWAY#can you tell the fall semester is creeping closer hahahahahah#damn i wish i was teaching the upper level class where i could use this graphic but we don't get to octatonic this semester#anyway the short version of my long drafted post is 'Petroushka Chord' and all the implications that come from that
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I LOVE ONE CONSENT KING
#IF GMMTV DOESN'T GIVE ME AN AOUBOOM MAIN SERIES IN 2025 IM GONNA COMMIT GRAND SCALE LARCENY AND ARSON TO COPE#I LOVE THEM AS TAN AND FANG SO MUCH THEY ARE SO DAMN SWEET#not me thinking they would be the second to last ones to get together but then actually being the first ones tho ✋😭#and like don't get me wrong i love them and i can't wait to see their boyfriend era#but also i do wish bl shows weren't in such a rush to get their pairings together#like i promise you it's okay if they don't kiss or get together by episode 5#you can spend a little more time on the build up and focus a bit more on the development of feelings#but anyway. I LOVE THEM. THEY'RE ADORABLE. I NEED MORE#we are#we are the series#tanfang#m: txt
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HUGE FAN OF THIS GUY
#☆ apollo singing#artpollo#drdt#altdrdt#drdtalt#danganronpa despair time#scale altdrdt#<- whats his main character tag#i personally like delta a lot .#delta altdrdt#scale drdtalt#delta drdtalt#bleehh
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some ywdmp because if you can believe it, i've been thinking about them a lot lately
completed august 27, 2024
#homestuck#davesolkat#soldavekat#your words destroyed my planet#ywdmp#undaverse#karkat vantas#sollux captor#dave strider#digital art#my art#main style#main style (flat)#the true version of this lineup has me in it ''for scale''#i'm shorter than all of them of course that was solely for self indulgence purposes
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Guys. I need your opinions on something. Yes it's important.
Ok ok ok yes huddle around huddle around. So, first I'm gonna present what I think isn't particularly controversial and I myself feel pretty confident about which is this:
You might even put Sparrow further to the left idk. Then there's what I think some people will definitely disagree with but I myself feel strongly about (in me bones) and that's this:
But that's where I'm at a loss. Grant and Nicky I mean, they're enigmas to me (in this specific but definitely important case scenario). I keep moving them around and changing my mind.
SO. Thoughts??? Opinions??? It's for science.
#I'm in such a dumb mood I'm so sorry but I so genuinely want people's opinions on the matter LOL PLEASE#dndads#yes this too will go in the main tag#sparrow oak garcia#lark oak garcia#terry jr.#to some extent it was Thrush's post with Glenn and Ron that got me thinking about this yesterday lmao#I think it's a good scale tbh#Sparrow follows soap opera logic#Terry follows cartoon logic#get you a man who can do both (Lark)
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I woke up within a cold sweat with this botw/totk zelink headcanon but i like to think Link actually proposed to Zelda but in an unplanned unofficial way. Like...a week after totk happens and they're having their first breakfast at Hateno (or maybe Akkala) and Zelda's rambling about how she's sad she never recorded ancient food recipes she's tried at her time in the past and Link just stops her and goes "hey...do you want to get married?"
Zelda's visibly like ??? huh??? and he repeats it. She's a lil spooked cause where is this coming from. Also she's dense so she says "well...I've...assumed I'll be married sometime in the future..." not connecting that he's literally proposing to her and he smiles so sweetly at her and says "I mean with me. Will you want to marry me?" And he steps over to her side of the table and finally gets on one knee.
#he doesn't have a ring but that'll come eventually! trust...#oh yeah since no one asked: the ring he brings does have the light dragons scales#its like the main point of the ring#anyways when he gets down on one knee he has this whole speech about how he thought he lost her#and knew more than ever he did not want to spend any time away from her#ALSO ANOTHER HEADCANON OF MINE zelda and link definitely were dating for a while before totk#and a close friends know (like Sidon..Impa...Riju...etc)#and someone mentioned to link that hey if you make this relationship serious with zelda down the line you'll be king#and link was freaked out by that idea#anyways thats another story for later#BUT NOW in this proposal he no longer cares#he just wants to be with her#publically now#and wants to call her his wife#okay tags over SORRY AHSDBKAJ THERES SO MUCH BYE#botw#post botw pre totk#totk#zelink
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ngl i get confused every time i see an sv fan call svsss a small fandom cuz like yes compared to the giants that are mdzs and tgcf svsss is teeny tiny but it’s also much much larger than a good portion of other fandoms i’m a part of so to me it doesn’t really feel right to call it small either 😂
#to give an example of what i mean#sv has about 23k fics on ao3#my ‘main’ or ‘home’ fandom of aftg has about 18k fics on ao3#and my newest fandom link click has only almost 2k fics on ao3#(granted that could be cuz it’s a relatively new fandom and it’s only about 3 years old)#but my overall point is sv is doing pretty well#(also i should clarify that i’m only talking about english-speaking fandom#as a lame monolingual i have no scale for the size of these fandoms in other countries especially in places where ao3 is banned)#svsss#moonie posting#granted i will say sv does have small fandom vibes in the sense that i always see the same few people showing up every time i post about it
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