#main tag baby

[timdrakesstaff]

DC entering the bad timeline. Young Justice GONE. Where are my friends? I'm gonna go develop a savior complex and become Gun Batman

[siennamain]

what galfrey doesn't get is that eliana does 40 kegels 5 times a day. never misses them. sometimes she's bored during battles and doubles it.

that's the secret to win the crusade

[the-holy-ghosted]

Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man

[bonesandthebees]

it's just. it's been so long. I'm seeing mutuals reblog dsmp that haven't touched dsmp with a ten foot pole in years. my dash is exploding. I'm seeing don't stop the party edits again. for tonight, just one night, our community is back in a small way and once again I am being hit with the realization of just how much I've missed this. everything about dsmp may have caused us pain and anger and sadness over the years but at the core of it there is still a story so many of us love that brought us together. they got their happy ending and now we have ours.

love you all <3

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

[undercoverangell]

telemachus as a baby probably would have loved 2 yank on his dads beard and mustache... its usually within reach of his very short arms whenever hes being held. and his dad reacts in a way that is probably very funny 2 him.

[ckret2]

Oh Ford was doomed from the word go. That fascination started EARLY.

Thirty years later, "I can't explain it but something about being visited by a floating yellow triangle as I lay in my bed feels comfortingly familiar. Perhaps it's fate..."

[mistressemmedi]

What do you mean you're booping only mutuals and blogs you follow? I'm booping everyone, I'm venturing in tags and booping everyone in there, I'm reverse searching through blogs and booping their mutuals. Nobody's safe, everyone's getting booped.

[screwpinecaprice]

fleh

[twipsai]

the thing is that like,,, ok bear with me

a Tails without a Sonic can still be Tails. hes not automatically gonna be fucked without a Sonic (though it can happen). anyone couldve shown him that kindness he needed when he was younger and he wouldve followed them with just as much loyalty

a Sonic without a Tails tho? oh boy. that guy is FUCKED right off the bat. you cant replace his Tails with anyone else because hes gonna turn out to be a prick either way

we KNOW this because he met Amy before he met Tails, and he wasnt exactly friends with her. they were friendly, but he just saw her as just another person to save

a Sonic having a Tails is a Sonic that has grown and become friendlier, more personable, and stronger in-turn

theres a reason why the cosmic truth is that SONIC needs Tails, not the other way around

[yourlocalgremlin96024]

POV: You’re Howdy

+ Bonus doodle and alt versions under cut!

Bonus Doodle!

Alt versions! (Just the image without post and one without the URL and PFP)

[autism-swagger]

Saw somebody on tiktok say that the reason they didn't like Travis Yellowjackets was because was "way too comfortable in his identity as a man."

And like. Ignoring everything else wrong with that statement. No?? He's not??

That's literally like one of the first things we learn about him, that Travis is very much not comfortable in his identity, that's he's awkward and ashamed and insecure, and that it manifests as a bravado and assholery that lasts for like. One singular episode. When I show up to the misinterpreting characters competition but my opponent is the Yellowjackets fandom.

[skitzlee]

messmer wip thats never getting finished

[cable-salamdr]

Idiots with the painted face, in the corner taking up space

(Inspired by this drawing of wedding gown Nya)

I think they would just chill. Talk about their lives, maybe. Brothers, lovers, friends, powers. How they got to this point. Terry steals a child because she can. Yk, the usual stuff. (Someone please tell them their weddings will go wrong (/pos) and they can somewhat go towards happiness afterwards. They desperately need it.)

[fleetways]

finally. the chimera baby super form

due to her particularly strong chaos powers, mira can obtain a mini super form with less than 7 emeralds. depending upon the number of emeralds, her appearance and personality can change quite drastically. this is her with either five or six.

obligatory poll link

[lezzlesdrawsponies]

My two latest paintings together 💜 Available for sale here and here!