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An explosive remake. 💥📭
#you’ve got mail 💌#you’ve got mail#meg ryan#ted kaczynski#the unabomber#explosion#mail bomb#parody#dark humor#funny#comedy#joke#meme#memes#funny memes#film#movie
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Some teen Stan twin doodles, I actually love drawing them so much they're so cute. First pic is inspired by a fic series where Ford follows Stan when he gets kicked out, check out the series here!
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#stanford pines#ford pines#stan twins#teen stan pines#teen ford pines#young stanley pines#young stanford pines#digital art#doodles#comic#fanfic#fanfiction#ao3 fanfic#archive of our own#cuddles#if anyone tags this as a ship im mailing a bomb to your location#leave me alone
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he’s such a little tiny baby boy featuring screenshots my grandma sent me this morning
#i can’t take him seriously like he’s so little#david jones would ask if he could mail me a bomb like with that one fan letter but i cannot deny the truth#he’s so baby baby#this is his preschool concert or something#and he’s a bit cranky cause he didn’t get his nap#do not jump down my throat on this please i reserve my right to be weird about monkees#i’m scooping him up and carrying him around because he’s a little one#the monkees#davy jones
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In honor of me winning a Sebastian plush, I decided to draw him coming to my house
It's a very rough sketch but I feel like you can understand what's happening.
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Never getting over Fulcrum being a project manager...
Idk why, but something about that is so funny to me. Not just because the title of "project manager" is inherently kinda funny for a Decepticon, but also because-
1. It's vague sounding and hard to explain irl because it technically exists in multiple fields, like healthcare or manufacturing, which surely translates into canon in some way.
2. In canon, it's simultaneously a really mundane, innocuous sounding job, yet it's also a super morally awful position to reside over depending on the context. (*cough* forced colonization and cyberforming *cough*)
And 3. It solidifies the fact that behind all the surface level militaristic work we get with both the Decepticons and Autobots, there's also Cons and Bots with "normal" jobs in both factions.
Like, sure yeah we get scientists and doctors, engineers and programmers, but usually in big important or warfront positions. (For plot reasons, understandably.) But it's also really funny and interesting to think of those that worked background positions, or minor jobs.
Like an Autobot working in their equivalent of an HR department, or a Decepticon who runs one of their outpost's or starship's kitchens.
Just all the pre-war jobs that didn't just disappear with the war, but instead evolved to exist within the factions.
It's particularly funny with the Decepticons though, because it could be a super mundane job or situation, but because it's them, it has to have an air of ~e v i l~ to it, either legitimately and/or merely for the vibes, like Tarn's "performance reviews".
#theres this one comedy thing. a think its from that like. puppet comedian dude??? cant remember the name rn-#-buts theres a bit about a person in the crowd being a project manager and how silly the job sounds#at some point the person the project manager is with gets pointed out when the comedian asks smth along the lines of-#-''is he a project you're managing? he looks pretty managed to me.'' smth smth. thats fulcrum and the scavs to me#idw fulcrum#fulcrum#mtmte#tf idw#idw tarn#tarn#transformers#maccadam#Decepticons being cartoonishly evil while doing mundane shit will never not be funny to me#'i need to send an evil email to my evil boss about an evil supply chain issue involving my evil workers evil rations and evil mail'#<- fulcrum#sorry. yes he is a tragic yet simultaneously silly guy. but i will never not shut up about his stupid awful job#''he's a project manager!'' oh yay :D! ''he's overseeing the destruction and forced cyberformation of a whole planet'' ...what#not saying he deserved being turned into a bomb. but i think a solid uhh maybe 1000+ organics get a free chance to spit on him or smth#get his ass lmao. i swear hes one of my favs. its just he is objectively an asshole. and i must speak on it bcs i love him#sort of unrelated. but along the same vein of jobs and positions in the Decepticons. ive been trying to puzzle out Krok and Fulcrum's ranks#and. it might not be accurate. idk what sort of ranking system bullshit is going on in canon. so im going off what i know#but. im figuring krok was some sort of warrant-esque officer? aka. he was a general solider. who worked his way up through skill to NCO-#-then specialized in strategy to the point of becoming a warrant officer for strategy and studies. so. higher than NCO but lower than CO#so on the other hand. fulcrum is a CO. bcs he wasnt a solider. he was a technician. but also in advanced management. so. CO???#for irl comparison. NCO/Warrant = worked towards over time from low ranks. CO = fast tracked bcs of formal education or smth#(take the irl comparison with a grain of salt. im not an expert on that shit. i just considered becoming a CO bcs of pressure once)#((CO in this context stands for commissioned officer. not commanding officer btw. so. its like management shit))#(not that i think cons have commissions or anything. just using the terminology as a place holder or smth ig)#who outranks who is debatable bcs canon doesn't specify rank. but if going off this as a basis. fulc would outrank krok by a technicality#but. assumedly. battle experience is seen as more impressive and noteworthy to cons. so its more likely krok outranked fulc bcs of that
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Logan Paul eliminating CM Punk is a bigger national tragedy than 9/11.
#cm punk#royal rumble#logan paul#wrestling#wwe#i’m going to crash out#I am going to mail Logan Paul a bomb#cmpunk#royalrumble
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my bf and i sometimes talk about a crack au where cyrus has court mandated therapy and spends his days playing truck simulator
#cyrus pokemon#galactic boss cyrus#cynthia pokemon#my art#this au was originally about grusha being a streamer#but he befriends the guy who doxxed the annoying conspiracist (ghetsis) in their truck sim server on stream#that guy was cyrus#and now they have a beautiful and weird friendship where they buy each other ugly shirts#and grusha is scared of cyrus’ bf sending him a bomb in the mail#there are months worth of lore in this silly au#and it’s all nonsense#thank you for reading these tags#i don’t see the point in explaining this au anywhere else#it’s just silly#tw drug mention#streamer au
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had to come back to let everyone know i dont fuck with poly and narusasu in it because
#narusasu are MONOGAMOUS dpmo.#also they are both gay. ik many ppl believe that naruto at least is bi but he isn’t he’s also an homosexual idc what filler n67 told u#ALSO ALSO DONT FOLLOW ME IF UR A NH i will mail a bomb to ur house
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Kent sending a gift through mail always makes me laugh because my thought process is just
I hope your farms doing we- WRONG!! MEGABOMB IN YOUR MAIL💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣
#Kent in stardew valley is just so funny sometimes#stardew valley#sdv#stardew#sdv kent#stardew kent#shitpost#Kent please stop sending me bombs in the mail me and my spouse cant do this anymore
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Hey Vanessa! I left you a gift :3 (a pipe bomb)
#Vanessa's mail#queen's nightmare au#queen vanessa#I had to google first what even a pimp bomb is. Hopefully the FBI isn't after me now.#shitpost
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Some of you really need to grow up. Just because a tv show doesn't go how you want doesn't justify sending hate to the writers and actors. Because you think it is bad writing or whatever doesn't justify sending hate. Because someone disagrees with your ship doesn't justify sending hate. Stop behaving like jerks.
#it's fine to criticize but it's not fine to send hate#i know we all get heavily invested into the tv show and our favorite characters#but for fuck's sake have some manners#again and again i'm embarrassed to be part of the fandom because of some of you#you really gotta learn that everything doesn't always go how you want#and it is no reason to bomb anyone with hate mail#trop#rings of power#my post
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Disclaimer that I've only seen three episodes of this show and idk exactly how all this works exactly but while on call with @mifs yesterday I posed this question, and since we've been unable to gather answers anywhere else they told me to post it. So I will
#i hope neil gaiman sees this so i can be sent pipe bombs in the mail until the day i die. i DID say i want to be assassinated#oh i'm not voting in this btw i won't see the results until the poll ends. have fun girls!#open mick night#good omens#idfk how people tag these characters god whatever#crowley#aziraphale
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barbara's "my life has no importance save in relation to you" and kara getting erased from continuity for ~20 years because she detracted from clark's status as the last son of krypton . . . WHEWWW like at least kara got to have a heroic death (i guess !) and babs eventually made a comeback with suicide squad/oracle year one/birds of prey but MAN they were really tossed aside in such a cruel way all because they didn't "benefit" bruce or clark anymore . . .
#and then kara getting brought back as a gross oversexualized teenager and babs' disability getting erased . . .#that guy from the letter column who said he was going to mail a bomb to dchq was onto something . . .#kara zor el#barbara gordon
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A grand total of three people are grateful for my bounteous gifts.
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Like i appreciate the food PM but like let me chew?? Omg
I have a friend who, much unlike me, has a day job phones aren't allowed at, so I occasionally do dailies/weeklies/event grinding for him. I speedran walpurgis in less than 2 hours for him. neither of us is going to survive at this rate
#limbus company#sinnerpost#ask box#throwback to when he asked me to do pulls for him and i promptly got potential man on his acc#i think he would've been correct to mail me a pipe bomb after that
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when that autosport ranking comes out in about a month from now all hell will break loose
#if laurens and matty aren’t top 15 AT THE VERY LEAST. i will bomb their hq#every motorsports journo that doesn’t put them in their top 15 will get an anthrax letter in the mail !#for legal reasons that was a joke
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