ewperttheartist
ewperttheartist
Ewpert The Artist
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Hello. I am Ewpert. I drawer šŸ¤Æ---My website --> https://ewpert.neocities.org/
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ewperttheartist Ā· 11 days ago
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Here's a quick comic recap of how the story of Sun and Shards starts! Art by @ewperttheartist Read the epic fantasy adventure story featuring tinies (based on borrowers and fraerlings), kobolds, and other creatures living in a world where humans are giants to them! Link here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/100391/sun-and-shards-kobolds-tiny-people-cute-furry
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ewperttheartist Ā· 14 days ago
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scemo sebastian and scemo dandy
i got bored and had the plushes
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ewperttheartist Ā· 15 days ago
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ewperttheartist Ā· 19 days ago
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With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared
Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!
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ewperttheartist Ā· 1 month ago
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I just found this on my dash again. Apparently it wasn't a dream.
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ewperttheartist Ā· 1 month ago
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I drew Issun as a doug for art class.
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I hate this painting and the only thing that got me to finish it was to make a comic about it.
Painting below the cut (if you really want to see the unstretched version.
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ewperttheartist Ā· 1 month ago
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guess who was born todayā€¦ youā€™ll never guess..
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ewperttheartist Ā· 1 month ago
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hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".
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I had to go and delete it myself this morning.
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ewperttheartist Ā· 2 months ago
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I just made so much fucking quinoa because I thought 1 cup meant 1 cup. Turns out 1 cup means 1,000 cups and I now have way too much quinoa.
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I drew something to represent my feelings. Thank you.
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ewperttheartist Ā· 2 months ago
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BAD APPLE ULTRAKILL! WOA!
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forbidden fruit
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ewperttheartist Ā· 2 months ago
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I absolutely love fighting with idiots on the Internet, because not only are they absolutely disgusting, they ALWAYS manage to spell something wrong.
Maybe it's a pet peeve because I enjoy grammar, but it makes me feel so happy lmao.
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ewperttheartist Ā· 2 months ago
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I made a button for my website, I am so cool
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ewperttheartist Ā· 2 months ago
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Okay so we have this huge problem with forgetting about everything thatā€™s happened by the time the next election rolls around so Iā€™d like to keep a running list of things as theyā€™re happening to help remind us when the 2026 midterms roll around. And please add to this if Iā€™ve missed anything.
January 2025:
Donald Trump pardoned 1500 people who participated in the insurrection of January 6th, including those who violently assaulted and nearly killed police officers.
Donald Trump has declared that trans and non-binary people donā€™t exist.
Donald Trump is working towards firing everyone in the government who isnā€™t loyal to him.
Donald Trump has effectively fired everyone who he claims is an ā€œillegal DEI hireā€ ā€¦whatever that means
Donald Trump pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement and the World Health Organization
Congress are trying to pass the Laken Riley Act to, effectively, round up every immigrant in the country, including LEGAL immigrants
Donald Trump removed caps on prescription drug prices.
Donald Trump wants to withhold federal aid to help combat the LA wildfires and help the thousands of people who have been displaced and lost their homes.
The Department of Justice has put a hold on all civil rights cases.
Donald Trump has cut off aid to Ukraine.
Laken Riley Act has been passed by Congress and is awaiting being signed into law by the President. Hereā€™s the breakdown of the votes: House Senate
Donald Trump purged a dozen inspectors general from the federal government and intends to replace them all with people loyal to him.
Pete Hegseth has been confirmed as Secretary of Defense. Hereā€™s the breakdown of how the Senate voted. Note, it was a 50-50 tie that JD Vance had to break.
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Donald Trump imposed a 25% tariff on Colombia after the Colombian government turned away two airplanes carrying migrants. Columbia has retaliated by imposing a 25% tariff of its own on US goods.
Donald Trump has also issued a travel ban for Colombian citizens and revoked visas from Colombian migrants coming to the US.
Donald Trump has now backed off the tariffs and other threats against Colombia. Note for future reference: this comes just hours after Trump made the threat in the first place and he and the Colombian president got into a big fight on social media.
Nearly 1,000 migrants were arrested mostly in Chicago on January 26th by ICE and ICE has been told to meet a quota of 75 migrant arrests every day.
Donald Trump rescinded an anti-discrimination executive order from Lyndon B. Johnson
Donald Trump signed an executive order banning trans people from serving in the military and also ordered that people who were discharged for refusing to get mandatory vaccines be reinstated.
Donald Trump has frozen all federal grants to institutions.
After pressure from state governments, activist groups, and the general public, the White House has rolled back some of the freezes on federal funding.
This.
Donald Trump is trying to fire all federal employees who donā€™t want to return to the office (work-from-home saves the federal government millions of taxpayer dollars in overhead). He also sent an email to federal employees saying that if theyā€™re not loyal to him, theyā€™ll be investigated.
Donald Trump has signed the Laken Riley Act into law.
Donald Trump has said he doesnā€™t think Palestinians should be allowed to return to Gaza but instead should be sent to Egypt and Jordan.
Also this.
Donald Trump has ordered undocumented immigrants to be sent to Guantanamo Bay
Donald Trump signed an executive order to expand federal funding for school choice programs. [x]
Donald Trump signed an executive order saying that he will deport visa-holding students who protest against Israel. [x]
Donald Trump has blamed DEI for the plane crash that killed 67 people in Washington D. C. [x]
Donald Trump signed an executive order that schools should no longer teach about racism and discrimination. And that schools should only teach history that is ā€œpatrioticā€ [x]
Florida Representative Anna Paulina Luna wants to add Donald Trumpā€™s face to Mount Rushmore. [x]
Trumpā€™s Department of Education has called book bans a hoax. [x]
The Department of Justice has barred certain news outlets from receiving information from the Pentagon. [x]
The Trump administration has fired multiple FBI officials who investigated the January 6th insurrection. [x]
February 2025
Iā€™ll keep adding to this list as new things come up and, again, please feel free to add anything Iā€™ve missed. I know that in this world of constant news itā€™s easy to forget, so letā€™s give our future selves a little help!
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ewperttheartist Ā· 2 months ago
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STOP BECAUSE THEY WERE MARRIED AND GOT DIVORCED IN MY ART UNIVERSE šŸ˜­šŸ™
sebastian solace from pressure and dandicus dancifer from dandy's world
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ewperttheartist Ā· 2 months ago
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I am so late to this trend, but I wanted to do it with my little guy. It's half-done and I really don't want to do the second part lmao.
Reis before the horrors.
(info about him here though it is not done)
Hey! Do you have five bucks to spare for someone in need? I haven't been able to afford food for a while now, so I'd love it if you would check out my Fiverr/pinned post.
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ewperttheartist Ā· 2 months ago
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Here's a little sketch I did of the Man.
Tis the birth of the meow meow
(ALSO I'm struggling right now financially and medical issues are not helping. If you have 5 bucks to spare, please check out my Fiverr/pinned post. Thanks!)
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ewperttheartist Ā· 2 months ago
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Please please please tell me that trump says sike and gives us our rights back...
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