#maid posting

[sydney-sharkgirl-oak]

My maid is a wind up doll, every day I wake up and straddle her while she's face down and I spend a few minutes winding her up

This is incredibly erotic to us both

[the-real-loser-otaku-girl]

I need a maid dress. Not for any weird reason just it would give me the motivation to clean

[queer-coded]

She cook

She clean

But most importantly

She have 500 games on Steam

[june-egbert-official]

estrogen is a type of maid that makes you happy

[cakbanedraws]

He's free from copyright laws. So I can do whatever I want with the Steam Boat Mickey >:)

[scribblers-shadowlands-arc]

I'm hopeless about keeping my house clean. Not horrible at cleaning itself but at being consistent with it.

If only there were a mistress who will put me in a fancy mix of butler/maid suit. With white shirt, vest and some belt pouches, skirt that have buckles so I could shorten it when it get in a way of my duties. It obviously made to be fitted around my tail. Of course I have leather gloves. And a dagger strapped to my thigh. Good maid is also good attack dragon, when required.

If only she ordered to make a house squeaky clean before her return with a slightly stern voice, not without a hint of affection though. I would suddenly become the best at keeping house clean and tidy.

Every spot wiped clean, every speck of dust swept. All the dishes washed, beds maid, laundry folded. All the little thing that I was putting away for MONTHS done swiftly and diligently.

Of course I gonna do it. I'm sucker for peer pressure and mistress is best at it.

When she returns home and examine my days work she satisfied. Minus one little thing. Which keeps me puzzled, I did such a good job, scrubbing everything for hours, I could not have missed anything.

Using my confusion mistress grab my hair and push me on my knees. She so smaller and weaker than me, but her physical stature is not where her power over me lies. My sharp senses pick up her oh so familiar smell, but there a hint of someone else too. She pulls me in and order me to finish my duties. I'm eager to oblige

[noellellelle]

virtual maid girl.. she tries to sweep the dishes, but no matter how hard she tries, her broom cannot touch the physical world beyond the screen....

[d1mndnthr0ugh]

honestly if I was a maid I'd be a really good personal assistant but a terrible housekeeper

I'm really good at doing what I'm told but only if it's simple enough for me to figure out or if I was told how to do it

with dusting and cleaning there's a sense of "well what if I'm doing it wrong and they'll get mad at me later?"

but if I'm just following someone around and doing what they say then they'll get to tell me immediately if I do something wrong and I don't have to be anxious about it

[mel-bunn-co]

I expanded on that idea of wearing a maid dress. Tho in this, it’s Calvin giving her the maid dress

I got another doodle coming up related to this

[sydney-sharkgirl-oak]

So i discovered today that there is a dragon maid deck in yugioh

This will be my current deck obsession for a while

[the-real-loser-otaku-girl]

maid pfps + headers

(not my pics (dm for credit/if u want me 2 take ur pic down))

[orangslices]

Nuts and bolts are a type of maid that holds things together at industry standard torque ratings

[s-lycopersicum]

"メイドの日なので再放送🫖⚡️" by しば (@kabenianaippai)

[lavitts]

Can we pick?

Infects half of you with the virus that turns you into a haughty, selfish, arrogant princess that is so obsessed with your own status and cuteness that it leaves you completely disconnected from reality

[prokopetz]

Look, the fundamental problem is that "maids" is not a monophyletic group. There is no coherent taxonomic definition which both includes everything that's traditionally considered a maid and excludes everything that isn't. If we want to construct "maids" as a proper clade descended from a common ancestor, then either mimes are a kind of maid, or housekeeping robots aren't – those are our only options.

[noellellelle]

anyone want to sweep the dishes with me..?