#mahbe theres a

[mejomonster]

Every time physical therapy says I have hypermobility my brain goes ?????

[barbatoskisser]

Oh random fact about river

(Adin? Eh. The lil guy)

If he was a biological animal, specifically speaking of a cat, he'd be a runt

Be it a puppy, cat, what have you

In all forms the guys tiny

And in human form he has a baby face

Courtesy of the fact i look 13 at the oldest despite being 18

Idk what possessed me to talk about this but this is cqnon in whatever ocland hes in

[sapienthouse]

thinking abt 36 questions cuz like it was an alright musical. it was fine, fun even. it didnt catch my attention too much until tht fucking final song. the truth is sofucking real

[bad-lobcorp-aus]

Can i actually aubmit my. Lobcorp modern au im thinking too much ahout to the point im making DESIGNS for it.

SO.

lobcorp was an mlm ran by an exmormon from utah (carmen) headquarted in nyc. The mlm was widespread but only a few specific college or highschool students (the sefirot) truly knew the true nature of it. Maybe the mlm would be like psychological? Like a betterhelp-esque scandle sjit? Or mahbe like vitamins and all. Few years later quixote and meursault are attorneys who recruit witnesses of the mlm (the sinners) as testimonies for the court case. Ayin was also a ceo of the mlm but he literally just fucking cheated on benjamin and left him and angela and whilst angela and benjamin are in a whole other state ayij is leading a cult.

Then she’s finally gojng to college and. “Congratulations your father died and now you own the property of Seed Of Light Co.” so she then decides ro work on a case study regarding the cult which is how she meets the sefirot. Carmen was raised mormon, moved to nyc when she was 8 and became a scientologist as an adult.

Some of the thjngs in the court case could be like “faust is working for a laboratort and thinks these drugs are extremely unsafe” “ishmael’s coworkers blowed like 700 dollars on these shitass pills” “kromer was a twitch streamer and promoted the mlm products and kromer also had her followers swat sinclair for tje sole basis that he is jewish”…

When carmen moves to nyc she befriends giovanni despite him not being mormon like her family (adoptive family is catholic but giovanni is ethnically jewish) think gio would be half italian half eritrean

Theres so much more than this lmfao like. Test tube baby + disabled angela to explain how much she dehumanizes herslef but like.

this falls under rule 5, you've put too much thought into it for it to be a bad au, but you should definitely elaborate on it on your own blog :O

[bednbunfast]

HELLO anyway i

you ever feel so self concious about everutig about yourself because god forbid even the way people talk woth each other get me feeling so sad

like?? damn... people sound so much fun when ghey're talking with each other,, and here i am! boring as always lets go barbje

i got sunburnt and i can fell mg mom's sad that i got more tanned ,, like.,, teah okay

i dont mnow im so tired and should go to bed but i wannanananana not exist again so like?? having tbe desire doesnt equate having the motovafion todo anytbjng aboit jt. im jusf.

like,, damn. do i even have an impacf ? theres so much more other people oit tbere i thknk. i dont knlw. i feel like sometimes mt mom is trhing to live through me

its silly but ?? why does she want me to lose weight and stuff? and wear dresses even though i expressed not liking them? i dont know mahbe not

im delirious when i lack sleepi think

i almosf typed delicous god help me

[shuxiii]

I feel like every update makes me slightly more insane

DOREMON😭 im sorry theres js no fluff left in the smau HABWUAHAIAIAJANSIA omg… mahbe there is thank u🥰

[penisliker-moved]

my mom left for the store 2 hours ago and ik logicslly shes just like At the store still bc she takes a wbile or mahbe theres traffic but in my mind im like lh my gd shes dead shes dead shes dead

[boyswillbedogz]

sexuality theories

varies from headmate to headmate and trying to act like we have a collective sexuality like we have a collective gender is stupid and a waste of time

gay. i KNOW that if theres anybody i like its men. hrggrhgh men :333

bisexual. i want some women to bench press me but also not really and dating someone who fully straight up is 100% a woman with no gender fuckery is hard to wrap my head around. also i only like masc women?? except for sometimes. masc and/or could kill me idk manm mahbe i just have a type. also gender people.

attracted to masculinity, not necesarrily to men. up for debate because i like femboys.

pansexual and nothing matters

abrosexual. most likely-

aromantic. idk sociopath shit- the way i feel love is fucked up and incorrect to the point that i question if i feel it at all. if im aro im also cupioromantic though cuz my boyfriend's fucking great you guys

sluttiest asexual ever. no sexual attraction just "oh this is fun" or like infinite dopamine hack. also hypersexual cause trauma yay, i know THAT for a fact.

arojump/arospike since it changes. kinda fits under abro

demiromantic???

gray ace. ???

[thatonegaybastard]

PUTS ON NERD GLASSES OH FUCKIMG KAAY GUYS

LOVING THE ANNIVERSARY EVENT IN IDV SO MUCH RIGHY NOW. AND YKNOW WJAT IM ALSO LOVING? THE FUCKING CHARLES SCREENTIME BABBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

CHARLES B TIER! YIPPEE YIPPEEEE YIPPEEEEEE YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ITS SO MUCH BETTER THEN HIS COA B TIER THST LOOKS LIKE THE SAME AS HIS C TIER...

NOT ANNIVERSARY RELATED B HE GOT HIS FORST A TIER RECENTLY!!! PERCY COULD NEVER

CHSRLES GOT A FUCKING MASSIVE BUFF HE CAN HOBER MORE RHEN ONCE LIKE YES CHARLES GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF DYING LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND

HES TURNING OUT TO BE VEEEEERY RELEVANT IN THE MYSTERY OF OCEANUS EVENT THING THEY HAVE NOW AND HERES FUCKING WHY OKAY SO

OKAY SO LIKE THE WHOLE IDEA IS THEYRE ALL ON A REPLICA OF A BOAT THAT SINKED FROM SUPERNATURAL SHIT RIGHT. ANS THEYRE TRYING TO KIIINDA RECREATE IT BUT WITHOUT THE DEATH. AND THEN SUPERNATURAL SHIT HAPPENS EVERYONES LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK" AND THEN THE CARTOGROPHER WHOS BEEN PROPHECYING THIS THE WHOLE TIME GETS MURDERED RIGHT???

WELL IN THIS CHARLES IS A PART OF THE STAFF OF THE SHIP HE WORKS THE ENGINE! AND DESPITE NOT SAYING VERY MUCH THERE IS LOTS OF EVIDENCE OF HIM BEING AN IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN RELATION TO THE MURDER!!!!!!!!!!

THE SOOTY FOOTPRINTS. THERE WAS FOOTPRINTS BY THE CARTOGROPHERS ROOM A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE SHE WAS MURDERED HMMMM..... AND YKNOW WHOS CONSTANTLY IN THE SOOTY PLACE? FUCKING CHARLES. YEAH. AND CHARLES IS A QUIET PERSON AND SHE DIDNT NOTICE ANYONE SOOOOOOOOOO HEY.

IN THE ESSENCE TRAILER, CHARLES WAS THE ONE TO FIND HER BODY FIRST. NOW I DONT THINK HE NECESSARILY KILLRD HER BECAUSE HE LOOKED EXTREMELY STARTLED WHEN HE FOUND THIS BUT MAHBE HE WAS VISITINF HER ROOM IN SECRET FOR REASONS THAT TIE TO THE MURDER? OR SOMETHING

IN THE LIKE. PUBLIC HANGOUT MAP THING. THERE IS A LONG DARK HALLWAY YOU CANT GO DOWN. YKNOW WHOS AT THE END OF THE HALLWAY JUST STANDING THERE? A GHOSTLY LOOKING CHARLES. THERES NO WAY THATS NOT IMPORTANT

SO THE PHANTOM OF THE SHIP THING. IN THE ORIGINAL SHIP, PEOPLE SAW THIS GHOSR PHANTOM THING AND SINCE THEY WERE ALL ISOLATED AT SEA IT FREAKED THEM ALL THE FUCK OUT. WELL ITS KINDA HAPPENING AGAIN EXCEPT I THINK CHARLES IS PROBABLY THE PHANTOM BECAUSE 1. HES QUIET AND GHOSTY 2/ THE GHOST CHARLES INNTHE HALLWAY 3. HES BEEN SNESKING AROUND SCARIN PEOPLE ON ACCIDENT

SO YEAH CHARLES IS ACTUALLY IMPORTANT FOR ONCE! YAY 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🎉🎉🎉🎉💖🎉🎉💖😊🎉🎉💖🎉💖🎉💖🎉😊🎉🎉💖🎉💖🎉💖😍😊😍💖🎉💖💖🎉🎉💖😍💖😊😍😍😊🎉💖🎉💖🎉💖😍😍💖 CHARLES CHARLES CHARLES

[yourlocalsewerdragon]

okay visual prison infodump

basic premise is that there are these vampires, right, and theyre in bands and every year the compete in like a battle of the bands thing for the scarlet moon. the moon decides who wins and they get a scarlet tear. with a certain amount, you can change the rules of the scarlet moon which the vampires follow so you can like change the world basically.

thats the basic run down and yes it sounds insane and it IS and the lore is so badly established you bascially have to ignore it and just pretend you know whats going on because its objectively a pretty trash show but you dont understand i LOVED it so much.

the characters are insane we’ve got an old vampire who broke the rules of the scarlet moon and that means hes basically terminally ill and gonna die and this is his last visual prison, a vampire who used to be a vampire hunter and kill innocent vampires and now has a huge guilt complex over it, abandonment issues anarchist vampire who hates everyone, young vampire who is madly in love with the anarchist vampire and thinks about no one else but him, this married couple who bicker like bokuaka and onw of whom is constantly naked, the main character whos literally the plainest of them all, and then theres the twins who. okay im iffy on the twins their relationship is uh. kinda weird and im not really a fan.

the plot is NONSENSE i love it so much. but if you ignore episode 3 (weird incest-ish and sexualisation of minors for no reason) its a very enjoyable time. theres still angst!!!!! tw for a s*icide attempt (nothing graphic just falling off a building but theyre caught by a vampire with wings and it turns out to be the start of a romance so its okay). and of course the terminally ill guy like. he kinda. i mean. ya know. but its weirdly addicting.

theres a filler episode where everyone happens to be at this hotel together and then a vampire princess traps them there and gives them all animal ears and tails and to stop her they have to feed her mayonnaise.

also eve and elizabeth are canonically trans and both use they/them. yeah okay time for some gender screenshots

OH THEY ALSO SWORD FIGHT. THEIR MICROPHONES TURN INTO SWORDS AND THEY FIGHT EACH OTHER. i dont get ir either

VAMPIRES. BUT BAND AU....TO CONTROL THE WORLD...OMG. WHATSVDIDHRKFUHFFK

ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO WHAT I THOUGHT THE PLOT WOULD BE. I EXPECTED SOME KIND OF PSYCH HORROR PROMISED NEVERLAND TYPE SHIT...

This all feels like the kind of story I'd write in 3rd grade I can't do this but it sounds so cool omg

[sparrowchute]

Bugsnaxbugsnaxbugsnaxbugsnaxbugsnax

BUGSNAX!!!!!!

I love bugsnax!!!! I'm very new to the fanbase but incredibly excited to be here!! I put off playing the game for a while (i am lazy and it is also very hard for me to absorb new media that isnt already an interest lol) but im very glad i finally managed to drag myself into it!!!

I almost just played on gamepass (xbox), but I found out that if you're on PC you can mess with the code and I've been having a lot of fun there!! I've so far made it so that Snorpy has all his normal limbs intact (no cinnamon roll leg, no popsicle arm) and I'll occasionally give characters other characters hats :0 I've given Chandlo Shelda's flower crown in my current save and my first save currently has Beffica wearing Wambus' hat lol

[damienthepious]

mmm feel vaguely dizzy & lightheaded & I dunno why

[vialism]

It has been brought to my attention that leave the city is in G and now I understand why it’s my favorite

[dromaeo-sauridae]

worst part about today is its actually nice. im sitting in the shade filling up the cow’s water and its not hot or humid and theres a breeze its really nice out

[lunatroph]

the feeling that i've fucked up my life for the sake of trying to fix things that have no solutions.

[kidzboppizza]

Sometimes when a hunch about is right it’s such a funny feeling