#magnus askbox

[magnusfox]

🫵 old man

IM NOT. IM YOUNG.

[magsev]

What's Jon's favorite vending machine combo?

Raisins (shrivelled) and water....

Don't mind his face like a smacked arse this is the most fun part of his day

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

I love your tinyformers so much😭, I just know Ratchet and First Aid would help me study🫶. Your tinyformers art and rambles literally make my day 200000x better

aaaaaaa I'm so glad they help make your day better! :3

First Aid has timers set for how long you're "allowed" to study, because he insists you take breaks to prevent you from getting burnt out. Ratchet will lightly bonk him with a wrench if he gets too worked up about it, but he does approve of the framework.

Depending on what the topic is you're studying, they might also try to help you with it too! First Aid loves helping with grammar and essays, but his writing style leans more towards prose than a comprehensive article. Ratchet generally encourages you to figure things out on your own, but if he notices you're really struggling he'll step in.

Your tinies all care about you! They wanna help!

The absolute best tiny to have for proofreading your things, fact checking your research and citations in essays, and correcting your maths, is Perceptor, for obvious reasons. You don't even have to ask him; just set him on the desk with the papers and he will automatically start finishing your equations. He can't help himself.

Ultra Magnus/Minimus is also a good proofreader; he's very good if you need to reach a word count, because he likes to add in clarifications and addendums (Perceptor will make his edits as quick and concise as possible).

Rodimus may burn your homework because it's taking your attention away from what really matters, which is obviously him.

[valveposts]

Ok- how about... the very well-known, open secret glory hole at Swerve's bar keeps being filled in due to "safety hazard" and "structural integrity" only for it to return to its glory hole state within the hour.

This is causing tension within the Lost Light, because some people want their spike sucked dry without knowing who's sucking them off

Everyone thinks it's Ultramagnus, but he's one of the most frequent "customers" (his spike is a urban legend for its thickness- someone started a joke that when it appears, you've been blessed by Primus)

The next most suspected is Megatron, but he has personal experience with how important a glory hole is for morale, seeing the chaos first hand as Decepticon Warlord.

It's a real whodunit.

now im invested in the mystery. cyclonus? whirl, just to be contrary? mirage, because he thinks its not classy? (this isnt even your bar, dude!)

also, magnus being the most frequent visitor is so real. i bet he's so pent up, and too embarrassed to 'face face to face (hehe) so he chooses to get his spike sucked by an anonymous mech instead.

(rodimus. half the time its rodimus. he fucking loves the glory hole)

[luckysheikah]

tmagp made me think about them again... silly magnusverse ocs i love you so much...

so! some things about them! they are from what i call "the magnus files", they are the Field Research Department. usually they are the ones going out and investigating what happened on statements (Ben hates Jon bc "why are you putting your crew in danger we are HERE asshole", they are very eye eye violence), or just go to Spooky Places to see what's up. and then they do their reports. all very normal things ofc :)

i love them very much <3

[monstrousproductions]

I would listen to a audio drama about "your boy jonah" but also, tell me about your boy! Here is a free space to ramble. Please info-dump.

Free space to ramble?! Don't mind if I do!

So, in case anyone is unfamiliar with the story of Jonah, it begins with Jonah minding his business and suddenly being called upon by God to go to Ninevah [the capital city of the Assyrian empire] to call them out for their sins. Instead, Jonah seals his place in my heart by running away from God.

I just find it so immediately endearing that his reaction to being given a divinely ordained job to do is to absolutely nope the fuck out and run for the hills. It's not just hilarious, but it also feels so honest? Like yeah sometimes we know rightly what we're supposed to do, either because of the leading of the spirit or because of our own morals, and sometimes it's fucking terrifying!!

So he runs away, he gets on a boat to sail off to Far Off Lands (poss. southern Turkey) and obviously... God knows. Because it's God. You can't just duck behind a tree and suddenly God forgets you're there lol And God is big mad and sends a storm that threatens to break the ship into matchsticks. The sailors are terrified - I imagine them as these hardened sea-faring men who are used to all sorts of things, and this storm is so fierce they're absolutely terrified.

And Jonah... is fast asleep. Conked the fuck out on one of the lower decks, like he isn't moments from being smithereened. Running away from God is a tiring business, I guess! Also, as a chronic procastinapper, I can't help feeling like he just felt like he had too much on his plate and decided napping is way less scary that That Whole Mess.

So the captain drags him up and demands that he pray to his god because clearly the gods of the sailors are not paying attention lol But they also want to know where the storm came from and why, so they draw lots to see who's to blame? And of course Jonah draws the short straw.

And then this bit I imagine Jonah being super sheepish about OK. Because in this era and place, it was quite normal to accept that other people's gods were real and powerful, but they just weren't your gods. But different gods have different areas of power, so the sailors ask Jonah who his god is. And very grudgingly, Jonah admits that ummm yeah ok so actually his god is... the one who created the sea and the land.

And I imagine there's this moment of absolute silence as these sailors take in the fact that this guy has pissed his god off and who's his god again? Oh yeah, only the one who MADE THE OCEAN which is currently trying to KILL THEM.

"So they picked up Jonah and hurled him into the sea."

But Jonah doesn't drown! God sends a fish to swallow him up, and he sits in the fish for three days and prays while he's in there, because actually all things considered it was pretty neat of God to send a fish to swallow him instead of letting him drown and he's like "I think maybe I have got close enough to death and I would like to stop having an adventure now and go back to being all the way alive."

Which is very cool having his time in the fish being this sort of pseudo-death? Like he was getting a little taste of it. And he even talks about it as being in Sheol, and being out of sight of God and longing to be alive and back where God can see him.

So God tells the fish to vomit him up and tells Jonah again to go to Ninevah, which this time he does! It's a huge city, it takes three days to walk across it, but Jonah made a promise and he sticks to it. He walks and talks and the city repents and God relents from whatever punishment he was going to send.

Which, in a turn that never fails to touch my heart, makes Jonah... absolutely fucking livid. He is so mad about this decision. He's like, "I fucking knew it!! I knew you weren't going to smite these fuckers!" and God is like ??? excuuuuse me ???

And Jonah - I love him so much - he storms off, he stomps out of Ninevah and builds himself a little hu and he sits in his hut and he stares at the city, wishing hellfire and damnation on everyone in it, and sulking like nobody on earth. He is raging and I love it.

But it's the fucking Assyrian desert, it's hot as balls and even in his wee hut, Jonah's got the sun beating down on him. And God makes this plant grow next to him for shade, which Jonah is pretty pleased about - until the next morning, God sends a worm that attacks the plant and kills it. And also throws in some scorching winds and fiery sun for good measure.

And Jonah's lying there about to pass out and he's like, "I would literally rather be fucking dead" and then we get my favourite exchange in the whole Bible:

But God said to Jonah, “Is it right for you to be angry about the plant?”

“It is,” he said. “And I’m so angry I wish I were dead.”

I just love it!! He's having none of it! He is furious and he is feeling more righteous and miserable than any angsty teenager ever could and he's telling God straight out, "You have pissed me off like nobody has ever pissed anyone off before" and I love him so much!!

And God points out that he's that angry about the plant dying, which he didn't even grow or tend to, but somehow it's not fair for God to not be particularly keen on destroying an entire megatropolis full of people and animals who by the way God is responsible for and cares for? Double standards much? And the book ends! It's made its point and off it fucks.

Also there's a bit at the end there where it describes the thousands and thousands of people in Ninevah as "not knowing which is their left hand and which is their right" which I assume is a metaphor for not knowing right from wrong but which I also just love as such a read. Like, "Really? You expect me not to look after these people? Look at them. They're morons, Jonah. They're the kind of morons who would think, oh, I don't know, that they could hide from God in a boat."

I just love how angry Jonah is, and how afraid, and how human! And I love that he has this sassy back and forth with God and that he gets angry at God and argues and has to get put in a fish for a time out. It feels like such a close, bickering sort of relationship and I think the world would be a better place if more people felt like they could look God in the eye and say, "YES! I AM ANGRY!! I AM SO ANGRY I COULD DIE!!!"

[youphoriaot7]

You know what? Fuck it. Assigns TMA entities to your QSMP characters.

SEND ME QSMP CHARACTERS!!! I wanna assign them TMA entitites ksfjgsfkj :D

[emperor-kumquat]

Hello! I've seen you on YouTube and I ask your guidance. So, TF Exodus is canonical to TFP, right? So here's the question: Who in the pits Ultra Magnus is to Wreckers? I've already finished the book, and there he was their founder. But in TFP he was sent by OP to control them. What's true?

The exact story of the Wreckers and Ultra Magnus is not consistent. The most detail is in the Covenant of Primus which describes the Wreckers as an ancient gang that protected people from violent gangs (before there were governments and systems).

And Ultra Magnus was a part of that gang and eventually took control of it.

But in Exodus, we have this:

Which is saying that the Wreckers were only named as a group during the war.

In Transformers Prime, Wheeljack speaks as though Ultra Magnus only recently became the leader of the Wreckers (causing him to leave). But the COP seems to have Ultra Magnus as a leader for many ages.

I would probably reconcile it as the Wreckers are an ancient group, and during the War, that was when Ultra Magnus took control. But go with what you like

[mcwebby]

ooh for the tma character ask - maybe draw either michael distortion or michael shelley please? i love your style so much :0

look at him! happy guy!

[irenehateslife]

Whats with the Hazbin Hotel profile pic 💀

dawg this is a magnus archives pfp, i’m even more cringe

anything bad you have to say about this piece is very very wrong

as usual, snowy-draws has more art like this

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Your headcanon on SVE bachelors and bachelorettes’ (bonus SVE NPCs if possible) reaction where they happened to be the farmer’s muse. Like the farmer would paint artistic portrait of them or just simply find inspiration just from hangingout with them.

I remember writing a headcanon on a similar topic (but about SDV bachelors/ettes), you can find it here 👈 Enjoy, and thanks for asking! 🫰

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Lance:

*Chuckle* Who knew Farmer is so talented - growing crops, adventurer skills, magic. And now drawing as well. Truly, a talented person is talented in everything. It was also a bit surprising to Lance that he had become a frequent inspiration to the Farmer while drawing. Didn't they harbour something more than friendship for him, hmm? *Chuckle* Oh, he's just kidding, no need to worry. But Lance admits he's very happy to have Farmer's company in his lonely post at Crimson Baldlans. And he hopes the heat of the cursed desert will hide his slight blush when the Farmer presents him with his beautifully painted portrait.

Magnus Rasmodius:

Not that Magnus is against the Farmer's company, but the wizard has no way of knowing why he was the muse for their new novel (he didn't even know they were even writing in their spare time from farming). A story about magic, wizards and forest spirits? Hmm, interesting. Well, since that was the case, Magnus wouldn't mind even sharing a couple of stories about his youth and the various wonders he'd encountered. Provided, of course, that the Farmer comes up with a pseudonym for the hero and gives Magnus the opportunity to read the novel first. Now, he need to make tea for himself and his guest - and let the story begins.

Victor:

Victor had been fond of reading books since he was a kid, and one of his favourite genres was chivalric romance. Noble knights and minstrels dedicated their vows and serenades to beautiful ladies, who stood on the balcony and listened to every word. And Victor would never have thought that he would have to feel himself that noble lady, and from the window on the first floor of his house listen to the beautiful melody that came from the Farmer's mini harp. The farmer once said that Victor was their muse in writing new musical works, and the young man thanked them shyly. Well, now Victor will blush even more (it doesn't mean he doesn't like music... and Farmer 🌝).

Sophia:

Oh, drawings? Yay, Sophia loves drawings, well let Farmer show her what they drew there. *Gasp* It's her! And it's so beautiful and detailed and cute. The farmer drew her in various costumes from her favourite manga, how cool! Muse? Hee hee, thanks! She didn't know her friend was so talented. Oh! Maybe if they wanted to, Sophia could make a new cosplay costume and they could draw her in costume again? Really? Yay! She will not forget their kindness and gift.

Claire:

Oh, honestly... Claire hadn't expected to see her beautiful portrait in Farmer's sketchbook, and their words that she had become their muse came as a shock to her. If Claire doesn't know Farmer well enough, it's going to be a little weird for her... Don't get her wrong. However, if Claire is friends with Farmer, she is very intrigued by their talent, but still she doesn't understand why exactly she became their inspiration. The Jojamart cashier isn't used to this kind of attention, so it's new to her, and... Is that a portrait of her dressed as the heroine from her favourite thriller? So beautiful... Thank you kindly, Farmer.

Olivia:

Live music, how beautiful... Olivia has always been a connoisseur of live music, because she thinks the radio or television cannot convey the emotional power of music, which sometimes literally takes us by the soul. And the way the Farmer skilfully performed a serenade for Olivia, dedicated to her, was truly mesmerising. Love, longing, joy, memories.... By touching the strings of the harp, Farmer was able to make their muse listen rapturously, forgetting everything. Olivia cannot express in words how much this means to her.

[magnusfox]

Um. Darling? I'm considering making a dumb decision..

Love. What are you doing.

[magsev]

Hello just wondering

Can I draw some fan art for this au?

(Im going insane I love severence and tma and it's so epic that you're making this au!!!!)

I would be DELIGHTED if you drew fanart for Magsev!!!!

Tag it with #magsev fanart so I can giggle and kick my legs and jump for joy and

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

Omg hello I love the tinyformers !! Can you tell us about tinyformers Magnus and Optimus ?

Hi! And absolutely!

Ultra Magnus sees you as his direct superior officer, so he'll listen to whatever you tell him, and if you have any other tinies he's a very effective tinysitter. He will make sure all the other follow the house rules. He may also insist on having a written rule sheet hung up on the fridge or something.

Optimus is a surprisingly energetic tiny; he likes to drive around your home on "patrol" and climb up and down on the couch and coffee table. He will also clamber up onto the windowsill to peer out and make sure no Decepticons are threatening the home.

Optimus and Magnus both function best if they've got other tinies to interact with, although if you're worried about your tinies getting up to mischief, Magnus is definitely the bot you'd want. Optimus might just rally the troops further as they stage a break-in to steal the energon treats.

[magnusthepuppet]

what does proshipping mean

lol i didn’t know you were on tumblr !! hiiii :]

proshipping is the belief that fiction has no significant impact on reality, which therefore means that shipping incest, pedophilia, and non-consensual relationships isn’t bad.

obviously depicting these types of abusive relationships in fiction can be done tastefully when painted in a negative light, but many proshippers glorify and romanticize (and are often attracted to) them.

[rookfeatherrambles]

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