#magicalprofessorsludgedeputy

[witchofthesouls]

Imagine miko introducing tarn to her parents. What would they think of him? Would they approve?

The Nakadai family keep to themselves in a little fishing village. Miko's parents are the rare exceptions - Izumi is an adventurous spirit and has a "wandering soul" by their standards and her twice-stolen husband (once by Elsewhere, once by her hand) is an excellent mercenary. Both have skills and experience too useful to truly settle both feet in one side of the world. Tokyo is quite the gateway, if you know where to look...

If Miko hadn't introduced Jack and Raf to her family, the two who had her back for lifetimes, then Tarn wouldn't see them either. Especially with how Cybertronians view squishies.

As stated before, Tarn does have a lot of traits that the Nakadai family would approve, even Izumi. Miko would probably be embarrassed that she shares her mama's taste in men - dangerously competent, ruthlessness, an awkward sweet side, and a preference letting the other take the lead in bed.

Izumi would absolutely tease her only child over it. She's a bit of a romantic, so she would nudge Miko if she asked him about the moon.

Her father would be content as long as Miko is happy, but if she ever comes crying to them...

There's nothing in the universe that will stop Mr. (and Mrs.) Nakadai from gunning after Tarn and the rest of the D.J.D. if the unit gets in the way.

[birthdaycakeplate]

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YOU ARE GENIUS FOR SHIPPING THESE TWO🦑✨

[werethehellami]

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[theshadowrealmitself]

Ty @phanboyo for the tag!

Rules: Make a new post and post your latest line from your WIP & tag as many people as there are words.

“Because every time you say being with me is “logical,” all I can think of is how many things I hate doing but do anyways because of logic, like being civil instead of punching jerks cause I don’t wanna spend a night in jail! I just worry…that you secretly resent being with me…”

(Oof, I am not going to be able to tag that many people but I’ll give it my best shot)

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[deadgirlrolling]

Awwwwwwwwww

@magicalprofessorsludgedeputy how'd you know I feel this way about you

you ever have mutuals who are way cooler than you so you perpetually feel like a little kid who’s somehow gotten in the good graces of a really cool teenager and you want to talk to them whenever you can but youre still kind of terrified of them

[witchofthesouls]

You got me hooked on the battle couple and since your the only dealer I'm making it your problem!

Imagine its not poetics or gifts or even battle prowess that wins miko over no. its his fucking musical ability!! Tarn gets it in his head to serenade his beloved with someones freshly removed head as a gift for good measure and for some reason that's what does it for miko who pounces him once the song is done. The next day tarn is walking with a limp hanging off her arm like a pampered trophy wife looking like he got mauled by a bear and miko looks far to pleased with herself.

It's funny because Tarn exhibits many qualities her kin appreciate, and frustrates her even more!

Her cousins would definitely roast her in a good-natured way because of the mysterious mech's dedication with fresh kills and lovely courting gifts.

Oh, and they match, too. Pink and purple complement each other!

Miko is sulking underwater because Cybertronians like to stay from it.

Of course, Tarn plants himself on the beach, bank, pier, or rockside to wait for her. If there's wide space, then he's writing scripts into the dirt and sand via his tank treads or using pretty rocks.

I don't know if it's funny or terrible if Tarn's ability doesn't injure Miko. Not out of fated bondmate bullscrap, but because her seablood heritage came out and sees it as not only a siren-like potential mate but entwined in the words are the undeniable score of her other half of a Soulsong.

Instead of pain, it enraptures.

Think of it as some sort of seablood catnip to the average seafolk, but on Miko? She can't tamp down the instinctual urge to warble out her own part.

Tarn is delighted over the fact that they'll have a private duet. Meanwhile, the others (minus Raf, Jack, and June) are increasingly disturbed by the haunting, ethereal noise that is enemanting from everywhere and nowhere as Miko gets back into singing in sea-tongue.

Not even the exquisite temperatures of a hotsprings could overcome their collective anxiety over it.

Jack and Raf calls them out for it because they managed to go against robot Satan and hordes of the undead, and yet a mating call is what spooks them the most.

It's the ambiance, they said. It's the middle of wild nature with an eerie back-and-forth echo of lovely yet haunting notes. Nothing else is disturbed by their sensors. Where is it coming?

It's Miko. Underwater. She knows how to suppress herself and hide her presence. She's enjoys hunting.

Probably culminates into this:

Miko: "What if I fuck him?"

Jack: "Don't do it."

Miko: "But I do it in a way he wouldn't expect it."

Jack: "Miko, I love you, and we spent lifetimes together, but I'm finding out things I don't know if I want to know."

Miko: "I'm gonna peg his ass."

Jack: "... What if he likes it?"

Miko (not listening): "I always wanted to peg an ass."

Jack (giving up): "Find a good harness then."

Raf (who's been there the entire time): "Ask about lube. You'll need it for aft ports."

Miko: "Ratchet’s been running away from me. I'm gonna need a trap because I need more info."

(Cue a reluctant sex ed for Cybertronian frames starring Ratchet with special guests' input on war-frames from Soundwave and Knock Out.)

[werethehellami]

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[witchofthesouls]

Hey I just wanted to let you know that your an amazing writer and deserve all the good things in your life. I hope you always find joy in writing and keeping sharing that joy with us.

Ohhhhh thank you for those kind words!

I'm happy people enjoy all the weird/whacky/horny things on this blog lol

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

I really really wanted to try this... and now I feel worried about my result...

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I need everyone to take this quiz right now and reblog what element they get

[deadgirlrolling]

Crazy but not really

@magicalprofessorsludgedeputy

[deadgirlrolling]

I was planning on marrying him anyways

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Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

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[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

Here have my tree!

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@magicalprofessorsludgedeputy

I'M SO VERY GLAD YOU ASKED! *cracks knuckles*

First, regarding my bona fides, I'm a IV Dan in Taekwon-Do (a 4th degree blackbelt) and have been studying the art off and on under a bunch of different masters (7th, 8th, and 9th degrees) for ... 26 years. (Gods damn, I'm getting old.) Part of that training includes defense against an attacker armed with a blade, and one can't properly learn how to defend against a weapon without learning how that weapon is effectively used. So while my specialty is unarmed combat, I certainly do know how to cut a bitch.

Speaking of cutting, LET'S START THERE!

A knife can be used as a weapon, but it is first and foremost a tool designed to cut things. Just like screwdrivers are tools designed to turn screws and hammers are tools designed to pound nails, knives are tools designed to cut ... And thus are very good at cutting, but not very good at much else. They can stab well enough, sure, but only because stabbing is adjacent to cutting. If you really, really must stab (meaning pierce straight and deeply into) someone, you want to use a tool/weapon with a narrow point. Preferably two edges. LIKE A DAGGER!

*slaps it, then immediately regrets it because it's razor sharp, and now my hand is bleeding* This bad boy can slip deep into and out of a person so easily, it's almost like it's the perfect tool designed specifically for stabbing into their soft, soft organs! It even has a small hilt/handguard so your hold won't slip if you clash against something solid like bone, and thus your hand won't slide up onto that doubly razor sharp blade! The technical term for that in martial arts is an "ouchie! I've sliced up my fingers!".

(I hope it doesn't feel like I'm being overly pedantic and semantic by insisting on the difference between a knife and a dagger-- between cutting tools and stabbing tools-- but one's efficacy in a task will depend on which tool one chooses to use, and how one handles it. If you wanna stab, you just can't use a hammer; you can use a screwdriver, but it'll be rough; you might use a knife, and it'll probably be good enough to cause penetrative tissue damage; you should use a dagger if you really want to inflict a deep, deep wound likely to kill.)

Now let's talk grips!

There are essentially three grips for knives and daggers, though the nomenclature might change depending on who you ask. For simplicity's sake, we're gonna call them: 1. the Forward Grip 2. the Reverse Grip 3. the No, Don't Do That, It's Stupid Grip

The Forward Grip, because the blade is pointing forward towards one's opponent/target/bitch-in-need-of-cutting. (Incidentally, note the differences between this knife and the dagger above. One edge but the blade is much thicker, so it can put more force behind its sideways movement as it cuts across something; it has a point, but it's much broader and thus cannot penetrate straight in as easily; the larger, heavier butt/pommel gives more balance to the wrist motion involved with cutting.) If you must stab, this is the grip for you. It facilitates a forward, thrusting movement, so you can put your whole body behind the stab. Plus, you'll naturally be holding it in front of you at abdominal height, where you want to direct your stabbing--where a lot of organs, whether on the front or back, are exposed with no protection from the ribcage. It also allows for some decently versatile side-to-side motions, which is the essence of a cut. (Stabs go into flesh for depth, cuts go across for width.) However, keep in mind the blade will be extremely visible. Two of the benefits of a smaller weapon are stealth and surprise as they are very easily concealed. Holding it like this gives people more time to spot it and prepare to defend against it. Which is good if you what you actually want is to scare and threaten, like for a robbery, but a weakness if you actually want to kill.

The Reverse Grip, because the weapon is not pointing forward towards the person you want to stuff in a coffin. HOWEVER, NOTE THAT THE BLADE IS FACING OUTWARD, AWAY FROM YOU. That is very important, because it means the primary killing tool of the weapon--the sharp edge, which does the cutting--is directed at others.

If your heart is really set on stabbing, you might not like this grip much. Stabbing becomes a bit awkward, requiring a backhand motion (you have to basically stab sideways or backwards at someone) and not being able to benefit by having your whole weight behind the strike (not easily, at least). That being said, it is actually fantastic for cutting, as it allows you to easily step into and put your weight behind a wider, stronger sideways motion. The wider a cut, the deadlier it'll be (because more blood vessels will be severed). Furthermore, because it better fits into the natural shape and movement of our musculature, it allows a greater range and fluidity of motion. Meaning you can reach more targets (everything on the neck, the femoral artery in the thighs, etc.) more easily than you can with a Forward Grip. Finally, it's terrifyingly easy to conceal a knife or dagger while in a Reverse Grip. One simply turns one's wrist slightly, and one's forearm hides the blade. If someone actually wants to kill you and knows what they're doing ... they'll use a Reverse Grip and you will never see it coming.

Finally ... *sigh* ... this hot mess of garbage. The No, Don't Do That, It's Stupid Grip. Can you now see why this is such a stupid way to hold a knife? It might work for a dagger with two edges to its blade, but for a knife? No. Just ... Just no.

The primary tool--the part that cuts--is directed right at their own arm. Which means the dull part is what's directed at the people this person supposedly wants to introduce to the Grim Reaper. Do they plan to slap-bonk them with it? Idiot. All they've got for a real damage-dealing possibility is stabbing, and even with the point given to this knife to make it more versatile, like I said before, they won't be able to get as much force into a stab because they'll have to do it in a backhanded motion (snapping the elbow, using only what mass and muscles are in one arm instead of the whole body).

Which takes us back to the Shy Guy in the comic.

One of the few things he can do with this kinda dumbass, amateurish, only-ever-seen-in-movies grip is the downward "Psycho stab". But what parts of the body can he strike at downward while the other person (Luigi) is still standing up? Just the head (which is mostly skull, a round bone designed to deflect hard blows) and the shoulders (which have thick and scaffolded bones like the clavicles, shoulder blades, and top of the ribcage all right at the surface to protect deeper tissue). He'd have to change his trajectory into a diagonal stab to hit the neck, but stabbing the neck isn't a smart move when a quick cut at the carotid, jugular, or even the throat would be fatal and easier.

So, in conclusion, once again, stupid punk deserves to get beaten to death with a wrench because he's too damn stupid to deserve to live. Not because he tried to kill our beloved, adorable Luigi, but because he's a dumbass amateur with that knife. If you're gonna kill someone, learn how to do it properly.

Companion piece to this comic!

Luigi can take care of himself, there’s no need to worry Bowser about these things. Why ruin a nice evening?

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

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Tagging the people I know who write fics. Tag others if you guys can.

people are posting AI voiceovers of stolen fics on youtube

I'm going to tag a bunch of people to spread awareness, so I'm sorry in advance if we aren't mutuals and I'm just a random follower of yours, but this is such a fucking wild thing that I can't not say anything about it and I'd rather let you know (and perhaps use this to spread awareness as you all have a much larger follower count than I do)

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okay so one of my favorite fic authors (@owlf45) had one of their fics stolen, put into an AI voice generator and posted onto youtube with out credit, consent or knowledge until yesterday. they also passed it off as their own, of fucking course

(god I never thought that something like this would finally make me lock all of my fics so only registered ao3 users can see them. I don't think this would completely solve the problem, but it's something.)

Keep an eye out for those kinds of channels that have very clearly AI generated titles (they don't use the original fic titles) and please please please report the videos if there is no credit or consent from the author. And please make a post and let your followers know. The channel that posted owl's fic went down from 58 videos to 5 overnight (and the channel posted one just a few hours ago) thanks to people reporting them. Some of them also have emails that are available to the public.

@aconstantstateofbladerunner is starting to work on finding different channels like this and aren't done yet but I would stay tuned on their page as they found a mutual of theirs who had her fic stolen (Tunafishprincess). so far that I know of is Fanfiction Watch Now, What If Anime, What if Anime All (literally found this one getting the link for the previous one), and Yuriko Fanfics the original offender.

These are all My Hero Academia focused, but there's likely dozens of other fandoms that authors are having their fics stolen, voiced by an AI and put into a youtube video. Some of them have fucking shooter games playing in the background. what the fuck is this shit.

(please reblog this, tag your friends, and keep your fics safe)

[deadgirlrolling]

Ok, five comfort characters, then

1. Bumblebee ( transformers)

2. Deathstroke ( DC comics)

3. Mael Radec ( killzone)

4. Spider-noar

5. The beast ( over the garden walls)

@magicalprofessorsludgedeputy @mrdrhenwardhykle

@sladewilsonsblondecuryhair

@childish-kiwi

@random-content-from-4by22

five comfort characters, five tags

(had to start a new thread, got too long) thanks for tagging me @loulooser ooh i like this okay - nick nelson (osemanverse) - aled last (osemanverse) - peeta mellark (hunger games) - linh song (keeper of the lost cities) - xavier hawthorne (the inheritance games)

tagging @lyssified @mister3127 @raeny-nights-and-faery-lights @weirdo09 @charliethinks

[moonlight-tmd]

Ok lemme have at it-

@thelovecook @magicalprofessorsludgedeputy @ikari-600 @alex21705 @no-longer-a-experiment

your turn :)

new tag game, because I can

no pressure tags:

@red-velvet-0w0 @nyxisagod @lynx-brynjar @encryptidarchivist @justbugsnstuff

@justanotherenbyhere +Anyone else