#maggie foster

[wellwhataboutme]

Rest of the world's gone insane. I'm just keeping up.

[lilalbatross]

[golden-girl-daisy]

Maggie doesn’t understand that if she puts her butt all the way on the float it’s comfier and her tail won’t be wet.

[weapon-xox]

Magnus was in love with Nathan.

He never made a move, he didn't want to ruin the friendship they had. He seemed more interested in Pickles, anyway. Magnus could understand why at least, hell, Snakes 'N Barrels wasn't his type of music but they *had* been big, and Pickles was undeniably talented.

At least Nathan still paid attention to him then.

Magnus was *less* understanding when Nathan brought in their new manager to introduce to everyone - something about the guy didn't sit right with Magnus.

Nothing was wrong with him, he was actually a huge upgrade from their old manager! Strong work ethic, the bands best interest in mind... And the guy knew numbers.

Maybe it was the way Nathan looked at him, puppy eyed and curious, and the way Charles looked at him in turn, stoic, but there was a hint of a gleam in his eye and a smile that threatened to tug at his lip any time he would look at Nathan. Sometimes, they would sit painfully close to each other, and Magnus would catch sneaky fingers toying with the tips of long Raven hair.

When Magnus confronted Nathan about this, he'd simply shrugged and dismissed Magnus.

That wasn't a new thing to do, but it pissed Magnus off, because Nathans shy, averted gaze and lightly flushed cheeks were more than enough of an answer, and it just didn't make sense. What did Offdensen have that he didn't?

Why hadn't he taken his shot?

Something broke inside Magnus the day Charles became their manager, and no one even noticed.

[all-that-jazz-93]

So I'm fostering a dog now

Say hello to Maggie

[angelicwitch101]

Incorrect Quotes (part 1)

okay, heads up this is for a cartoon crossover I'm working on called Project: EarCandy

Sooo enjoy!!

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Amanda: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship—

Sid, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!

Amanda: I'M NOT DONE! Amanda: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—

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Dawn: How would you like your pancakes?

Terrence : Plain.

Natalie: With sprinkles!

Abby: Chocolate chips.

Marmalady: Potatoes.

*Terrence , Natalie, and Abby look at Marmalady*

Marmalady: What? They're good.

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Bernadette: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Bash : You're right, Bernadette.. Violence can't be the answer.

Bernadette: Correct, Bash . Now, on to the next lesso-

Bash : Violence is the question. Bash : And the answer is yes!

Bernadette: Bash , no!!

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Chandler : Hey guys, I’m making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap, so wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them over.

*5 minutes later*

Natalie: Chandler it’s been 5 minutes, time to flip your sticks.

Chandler : snnnzzzz...

Natalie: CHANDLER YOUR STICKS!

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Brad: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.

Hank: Go to sleep, Brad.

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Bash : Why am I the bad guy?

Brad: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Chandler : I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about ours.

Amanda: These are handcuffs.

Chandler : Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

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Grouper: Can you make a sentence without the letter “A”?

Natalie: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Bash : Screw you.

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Amanda: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Bucky: Yeah-

Hawk: *kicks in the door*

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*grumpfish teaching Brad to drive and taking Alyson along for the ride*

Grumpfish: That's a pothole. To the left.

Brad: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Alyson, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

Brad: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Grumpfish, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

Brad: Country Roads. 🎶

Alyson: To the place. 🎶

Brad and Alyson in unison: I Belong! 🎶

Grumpfish, crying harder: What the heck!?

[whiskeywithrayna]

My Tumblr unwrapped:

Medea at Soho Place. Still traumatised. In a good way.

Maggie Smith lands a fashion campaign.

Kristin Scott Thomas doing a terrible cover of You’re Free by Ultra Nate in Lyonesse at the Harold Pinter Theatre. iykyk.

Barbie movie. At the cinema. Twice.

The Brandi Carlisle- Annie Lennox collab of my dreams.

Lindeville and Lindeville live. 90% of my Spotify unwrapped was this album and I’m thrilled about it, but also aware those play counts don’t include how often I played it on the record player. It’s a masterpiece. And everyone needs it in their lives. Lindeville stage musical please and thank you.

Jodie Foster and her abs in Nyad. Little baby-queer me at 20 could never have imagined Jodie would play a sports lesbian one day. What a time to be alive!

Row 10 for Shania at the O2. Queen shit.

Hannah Waddingham here there everyfuckingwhere. It fills my heart with joy when theatre stalwarts get the recognition (and the paycheques) they so richly deserve. Absolute goddess, and the undisputed queen of 2023. 👑🎄

[chungledownbeamcannon]

[younger-tvland]

Hilary Duff, Sutton Foster and Debi Mazar

[eek-a-tron]

SELINA: And I have these little shards of images that, sort of ... echo in my head. Like everything I've ever been is struggling inside me ... trying to find some place to fit themselves. To find some truth. And, for some reason, I keep thinking about my sister … but I don't really know why. I mean, I haven't seen her in … god, years.

LESLIE: Mmmhmm … well, there's no need for my psychoanalysis. Sounds like you're doing a decent job yourself, Selina.

From Catwoman: Anodyne by Ed Brubaker & Darwyn Cooke

[wellwhataboutme]

You could try having a little hope. I'd rather be realistic.

[gameofthunder66]

Californication (2007-2014) tv series

-(started) watchin' Season 3- 10/21/2024- on Showtime

57% Rotten Tomatoes

[golden-girl-daisy]

Guess who jumped on the counter and ate mashed potatoes while we were telling everyone who came to Thanksgiving goodbye?

[artfilmfan]

Fear The Night (Neil LaBute, 2023)

[jackiesarch]

— OC TAG GAME

tagged by mine beloved @corvosattano to do this fun little tag game — thank you macy 💕

tagging @chuckhansen @queennymeria @cptcassian @unholymilf @shallow-gravy @florbelles @adelaidedrubman @roofgeese @confidentandgood @risingsh0t @loriane-elmuerto @shellibisshe @marivenah @nightbloodbix @leviiackrman and anyone else who wants to!

— FAVORITE OC.

this one was actually a lot harder than i anticipated it being. i love all my silly kids but i wasn’t really sure i had a favorite — except the more i think about it, the more i think maura is. making her was the last time i really gave my all to a character and the last time i created something without caring what anyone else thought about it. she was special. she still is.

— NEWEST OC.

maggie’s the newest, but i’ve been very delinquent in doing anything with her and i unfortunately don’t see that changing anytime soon. i’d like to come back to her someday. sorry maggie.

— OLDEST OC.

harper has existed in so many iterations over the last decade that it’s hard to even remember the moment that she came into being. she’s changed so much and become such a big part of me — she was my very first creative endeavor and she’ll always hold a special place in my heart.

— MEANEST OC.

before The Incident, at least. i don’t have a lot of truly cruel characters, but olly takes the cake more often than he probably means to. he’s no stranger to taking out his frustrations on the people he loves, and he’s selfish to his very core. if he’s angry, he will not hesitate to push your buttons even if you’re at your most vulnerable. he’s a user and a liar. he knows better.

— SOFTEST OC.

definitely maura. she’s a sweetheart, a hopeless romantic and a relentless optimist in a world where none of those things serve a person very well. she’s seen horrible things and been a victim of even worse, but it never hardens her. the world wasn’t really meant for someone like maura, but she melts the pain around her with her softness.

— MOST ALOOF/STANDOFFISH OC.

mari’s having a weird time. she’s a nice person, deep down, but she harbors some serious resentment and self-hatred and it’s enough to make her come across like an asshole, even when she doesn’t really mean to.

— DUMBEST (AFFECTIONATE) OC.

the funny thing about mark is that he isn’t really very stupid at all. he’s a very particular brand of clever, even! except the brain cell isn’t firing on all cylinders. he’s got brains, but he doesn’t quite know how to use them to their fullest potential. the dumbass energy is unreal, even if it’s not entirely true.

— SMARTEST OC.

lucy and harper are both smart as hell. harper’s got a ph.d in anthropology and she will bore you to tears if you make the mistake of asking her about it. lucy’s a computer whiz who worked in programming and software engineering before her life went down the proverbial drain. my smart, smart girls.

— OC I’D BE FRIENDS WITH IRL.

she’s fun, okay? she’s the cool mom friend, the one who always wants to enjoy life and have a good time. she wants to feel alive. and she so desperately wants to make sure the people she loves are happy, too. who wouldn’t want to be around that?

[nofatclips]

Paragon of Order by Owen Pallett from the album Island - Artwork by Eric Kostiuk Williams