#madness combat matchups

[nevadasgreatest]

Here's some rough matchups, I definitely need to move some things around. As of right now Sheriff, Rich, and Gestalt are left out. Anyone have any clue how to fix this? Do these seem fair?

Hank J. Wimbleton VS 2BDamned

Sanford VS Deimos

Jebediah Christoff VS Tricky the Clown

The Auditor VS Director Phobos

The Maker VS The Machine

Church VS Jorge

Torture VS Scrapeface

Dr. Hofnarr VS Dr. Crackpot

Garrett Goyle VS Dr. Skinner

Chopper Dave VS Victor

Quartermaster Bert VS Bossman

Hotdog Vendor VS Boombox Guy

Romp VS The Sun

The Gambler VS MPN Player

[callsign-rogueone]

love at first fight - r.g.

Ridoc Gamlyn x marked!reader the first post of my Valentine’s Day celly! 💕 words: 668 🏷: no book spoilers this time! sparring and some blood. no mention of reader’s gender / pronouns. I just have a feeling that Ridoc would be super attracted to someone who's dangerous and can handle themself in combat. this will be part one of a mini-series I have planned, hehe update: sequel is out, read here!

Ridoc commits your entire being to memory the moment he sees you step out of the crowd.

How had he not noticed you before? Everything about you is stunning; the muscle packed onto your legs, the way the rider’s black looks on your skin, and your unruffled demeanor -- you’re looking Jack Barlowe straight in the eye, unflinching. You might be one of three people in the class who aren’t terrified of the guy, who is itching to fight with you.

You strip off your jacket, handing it to the tall blonde beside you whose name he can’t remember, and Ridoc’s heart nearly stops at the sight of the swirling tattoo trailing up your left arm: you’re marked.

If you’re as strong as the rest of your friends -- and you certainly look to be -- this is going to be a good matchup, but he’s still on edge. Barlowe has already garnered a reputation for fighting dirty; he’s tried to kill every one of his opponents thus far in the term, and judging by his visible disgust at your rebellion relic, you won’t be an exception.

Your friend says something to you quietly, advice or a soft reassurance, and you take your place on the mat, shaking out your limbs.

Barlowe lunges at you the second the professor says go, and you make no move to stop him. Do you have a death wish or something?

Evidently not. You kick out at the last second, catching him in the stomach, and he skids back a few feet. He quickly pushes forward again, and you land a punch directly to his jaw and another to his ribs. If he wasn’t mad already, he definitely is now. 

He tackles you to the floor, his fist catching the side of your mouth, and you hiss in pain. You grab the hilt of the dagger at his side and pull, yanking it from its sheath and pointing it at him in warning.

He wraps a hand around your wrist, twisting and pushing back at an awkward angle. Rather than struggle over the dagger, you let it fall and kick it aside, sending it spinning across the floor. If you can’t have it, he can’t either.

You kick out again, hitting him where it hurts and shoving him back onto the mat, rising onto your knees. You pull two more blades from the leather straps that circle your thighs, pressing one to his throat and the other to his side.

He yields, but everyone can tell he’s pissed, and that he won’t be letting this go anytime soon. He retreats to the other side of the gym, still smoldering.

Ridoc picks up the short blade that had landed at his feet, extending the hilt to you silently -- by the rules of the Codex, it’s yours to keep as a trophy.

You smile at him with a split lip, the only wound you’d sustained in the fight, taking it and tucking it at your thigh alongside the ones you’d threatened Jack with. “Thanks.”

He nearly falls over at the sound of your voice, soft and sweet in contrast to the hardened soldier persona you’d displayed on the mat.

You return to your squad, leaning against the wall to watch the next match. Blonde guy -- Liam? Lucas, maybe? No, definitely Liam. -- hands you your jacket, but you don’t put it back on, draping it over one arm instead.

Liam holds up five fingers, and you shake your head, holding up four: it had taken you four blows to bring Barlowe down. “New record,” you mouth, smug.

Ridoc’s eyes still don’t leave you even as two cadets start throwing punches directly in front of him. 

“I smell a crush,” Rhiannon says slyly. 

“We need to unpack why you’re only attracted to people who could kill you, dude,” Sawyer adds. “I’m legitimately concerned.”

His friends’ comments go in one ear and out the other. Deadly or not, he’d do anything to have you smile at him like that again.

[tf2occontest]

Trapper VS The Glider

(Full matchup list here)

Alright team, here's a recap: This is a contest to determine who amongst you will take the top of the leaderboards and be hired at TFI! Simply put, whoever gets the most votes gets to move on, and whoever doesn't... Well. They'll be put down swiftly and cleanly. :}

So, mann your stations, because here are your next contestants! Vote for your favorite mercenary who you want to win the TF2 OC Contest! - P

OC INFO UNDER THE CUT!

We highly encourage you to take a peek to make your decision!

Trapper

@meet-the-trapper-tf2

Image credit: @/transfrogwithcoolsocks

Trapper is a support class mercenary from Quebec, Canada. He works with bear traps, tripwires, pitfalls, motion sensors and similar to slow down his opponent, and then can finish them off with hatchets or a splitting axe, and a hunting rifle for ranged combat. He has an interest in bugs, both keeping and pinning them, as well as heavy metal music, Hunting animals, baking sweets, and sewing. He often can be found sitting around fixing up others clothes, or making his own creations with some loud music blaring. He’s a stoic and laid back character who keeps to himself a lot, but can be friendly and talkative when around people he likes. He tends to have anger issues and anxiety though, so it can be a hit or miss when talking to him.

The Glider

@ruthytwoshakes

Image credit: @/ruthytwoshakes

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a depressed middle-aged Italian with a flight suit! Please welcome the Glider from TEAMFORTRESS: SPECIAL FORCES, to the best opportunity of all: a job where you merk the exact same team in a different color.

The Glider takes a new approach to our gravel field; with his one-of-a-kind “Gliding Suit” and endless supply of ariel ammo, he’s a menace from a never before seen angle in Team Fortress 2. Above.

He's a bit outta his gourd, spending most of your life isolated in a forest studying "Italy's Shame," Leonardo Da Vinci will do that to you. But no worries! His good cooking and friendly-ish attitude will do more than enough to get you to look past his fre- OCCASIONAL!! Grazie tante! - "mad scientist" outbursts. About planes. Freak. Just whatever you do, DO NOT call it a “Flight Suit.” There’s a difference. He’s not called “The Flyer,” for pete sakes.

[kittywhoo]

Match up, for.. @tigreblvnc!

From reading about your personality, i would say you’d be best with a s/o who can hold their own in a intellectual conversation with you, someone who can entertain you, but at the same time have a deep conversation with!

(Scroll all the way down for actual results)

possible candidates-

1st runner up.. Tabito karasu!

Karasu’s sharp witted, and charismatic, he would directly contrast your well grounded and goal-oriented personality, while still holding similar views and interest as you. However, while you prefer precision and intellectual depth, his playfulness could bring out a more relaxed version you!

Pro:

You and Karasu would go on a lot of adventurous dates, ex: amusement parks, outdoor activities, and escape rooms, esc.

I could see so much late night deep talks with you and him.

If you got upset abt something, like someone who pisses you off, and you wanted to rant abt it, Karasu would listen in pure delight.

Con: 

You might get mad if Karasu doesn’t take situations seriously.

His insecurities might be a problem for you, I dont see him as a type of person to reflect these feelings in a relationship, so if you 2 discuss about these feelings, or if he manages theses feelings by himself, I don’t see there being a problem.

2nd runner up.. Sae itoshi!

This was a rather unexpected as a matchup for me, however the more i thought about it, the more i thought this could be a good match! Things like, ambition, both confident/not scared to confront someone, and the same ability to analyze people!

I could imagine this matchup that would encourage emotional growth, and one of intellectual challenge, 

Fun headcanon(s):

You two would secretly be so protective over each other

like someone is bothering you or being stupid, and you just didn’t have the energy to combat them, Sae would straight up tell the person to shut up and leave without a second thought 😭

Fashion would complement each other.

You like traveling? Well i have good news for you.

Would also be interested in trying different dishes.

He would buy so much lavish bs for you

like a ridiculous amount

He would be giving, small, but thoughtful gifts.

3rd runner up.. Isagi Yoichi!

Ok, so, definitely a back and forth, hate and love relationship between you and Isagi on field, would he possibly hate crime you if you tease him constantly (which you love doing)? Probably, but would you two still have a respectful relationship where both parties can learn from each other? Yes!

Despite you having similarities to Kaiser and Karasu, I would argue that you’re more grounded and mature, which would probably make Isagi like you better, regardless if your on field or off.

Fun heacanon(s): 

You 2 would help each other learn

Would trend on blue lock tv/live

He would admire so much how you can stand up/confront people in injustice, especially if they are higher ranking, or “superior”.

Con(s): 

I dont see isagi traveling alot 

Final results.. Michael Kaiser!

Lmao are you surprised? So, out of everyone in blue lock i think you’re the most similar to Kaiser, it kinda scared me at first. But, because you’re so similar to Kaiser, in personality and hobbies, i think you’d be the best match for Kaiser in all of Blue Lock!

Kaiser’s need to act likes he’s better than others, and your aggressive way of confronting people, would make Kaiser more than interested in you, whether you do it to him, or even your own teammates, but, despite Kaisers arrogance and how he’d totally bother you, he admires how you hold your own in a fight for your beliefs.

Kaiser’s cocky and confident personality would match your direct and blunt nature, i would definitely see you two constantly challenge each other’s ideas, opinions, and even small decisions, usually all in good fun!

Fun headcanon(s):

Would be giving love-hate relationship.

Would DEFINITELY travel with you, i could definitely see Kaiser and you seeing all over the world, both learning about the historical significance of the country, and the social construct in said country, (i think he would particularly like France, in the French Revolution)

On the topic of traveling, he would LOVE to show you around Berlin, Germany (maybe even the slums he grew up around if he trusts you enough)

if you were cold, or even if it was just slightly cold, (50f/10c or colder for reference) Kaiser would give his jacket/scarf to you, regardless of if you say anything or not, he’d notice if you were in any discomfort or cold.

Would try to study you, maybe youd try to study him??

(Would try to study each other secretly??)

It would take so long for Kaiser to admit he likes someone (aka you) but it would happen eventually.

I think you try are help kaiser to become a over all healthier person. Not in a way that will completely change him, but in a way where he’ll be able to process emotions without planning on murking the person.

On his birthday, (dec.25/typically christmas day) if you tried to cook him his favorite food, bread crust rusk, he would be in pure shock, Kaiser would not know how to react. (In a good way)

Honestly Kaiser would play with your hair and mess it up, kind of aggressively if im being honest, but would be SO gentle if you were sleeping and he was playing with your hair

Would be viewed as that one power couple, from your intellects to your clothing style.

Kaiser would say multiple times he would be able to support the both of you financially, however, i think you would be independent and want to work, Kaiser would respect that but remind you there is always an option to lean back on him.

Bonus! i wanted to add Ness to your matchup but i honestly have no idea if Ness would hate or love you. 

Omg 😭 im honestly disappointed with how i did on your match up, i took way longer than i usually take, and the way i described you seems so repetitive.

+ i tried to incorporate everything you told me in your matchup so somethings might seem out of place.

I made some references in Kaisers part, if you need a refresher or don’t know, check out Kaisers profile from the egoist bibles.

Thanks 💕 dm for any questions!

[mysteriawrites]

Your Life in Bhna Matchup Exchange with @archive-of-the-lost

Your Backstory:

All your life you’ve been one to fight smarter not harder. You were thought of as a natural genius to your peers, but little did they know you worked 10 times harder than all of them combined. Your quirk may have been powerful as an backseat intelligence officer for most people, but you knew how to use it in combat. You trained and studied tirelessly and became of the most powerful combatants of people even above your age. Everyone was impressed to see you pass the entrance exams without any explosive powers or flashy moves. You were a formidable foe feared by all and you would decimate anyone in your way to the top. However at your core you’re still human like anyone else. Only your friends and lover have been able to see past you cold and aloof facade and love you for the real you.

Your Hero Name: Oracle

(Yes this is a persona 5 reference)

Your Quirk: Analyst

With your left eye you can analyze any thing, living or not, in a matter of seconds and get all necessary data from it. You can spot all bio information, strengths, and weaknesses. This allows to formalize strategies on how to efficiently take down your opponent. However the drawbacks of your quirk would be that you can only analyze up to 20 things in a day and they have to be spaced a part (5 things every 2 hours). If you exceed this limit depending by how much you will experience 3 different drawbacks. If you go slightly over your limit (anazlying 1 too many objects) you get a splitting migraine that’ll make it almost impossible to focus or think. If you somehow manage to get past that and go moderately over your limit (analyzing something too soon before your “cool down” ends”) your left eye will start bleeding. If you excessively exceed this limit (analyzing way too many things way too soon) then you’ll lose vision in your left eye for various amounts of time depending on how far past your limit you exceeded. This is like your bodies way of warning you, failure to heed these warnings will lead to permanent loss of vision in you left eye and minor brain damage.

Your Hero Costume:

(Very fancy spy outfit with lots of pockets on the inside to hide a myriad of weaponry)

Your Match:

Shinso Hitoshi

Hitoshi was one of your fellow examinees. He would watch in awe from afar as you took down robot’s quadruple your size faster any of the others did. You didn’t even use a quirk just your personal arsenal of weaponry. It was hot.

However when you got into the hero course and he didn’t despite being so similar, he couldn’t help but feel jealous and started to see you as a rival, more than any of the other hero course students.

To him, you represented everything he could have had perhaps in another life. And it made him mad.

This encouraged him to train harder and think more outside the box with his quirk. He would join you in the hero course one day right where he belonged.

He did come across you a few times during school events such as the sports festival and the exam with class 1-a vs class 1-b.

When he got to truly see you an action up close. He realized that he’s wasn’t on your level. He wasn’t even on the same playing field.

The was a person who had worked harder than anyone else to get everything they wanted in life no matter what anyone said or did, but for themselves.

When you two had met up after a school function he told you about how he admired you for working your way up to the top despite all odds. That had really touched you, since everyone had just thought you were naturally gifted and disregarded your hard work.

You had told him that you believed in his ability to be the hero he wanted to be despite everyone seeing him as a villain and you couldn’t wait to watch.

That sent his heart a flutter.

He realized that day that when he put aside his need to compete with you, you were actually really cute, and smart, and strong, and…holy shit he has a crush on you.

After hanging out for a while he eventually worked up the courage to ask you out, fully expecting to be rejected only for you to say yes. (He was the most awake he’s looked in his life when you agreed like what you going out with him?!)

You guys have very similar tastes in dates and love languages.

He is a fellow film buff so you and him go see a lot of movies together (if it’s a horror movie you make fun of the dumb decisions the characters make).

He really likes book dates. He likes when you guys exchange what kind of books you like. He’s found a lot of new favorite books and series that way.

He buys you all kinds of things and holds your bags for you when you go shopping.

He’s not the biggest fan of amusement parks or the arcade cause they’re loud and he’s not a huge gamer but he likes watching you have fun so he still has a good time.

He supports you writing and will proof read your stories for you.

He lets you express your interests with him even if he doesn’t always get all of them although sometimes he’ll find them very interesting and nerd out with you.

You guys are very much rivals though. You support each other and help one another get stronger. Training your abilities and sparring with each other when you get the chance. Discussing strengths and weaknesses, while also taking care of each other and making sure you don’t overwork yourselves or push too hard.

One day you two will take the hero industry by storm.

Your tropes:

Rivals to lovers

Kindred Spirits

Misunderstood misfits

Power couple

Characters you have relationships with:

Idia Tenya

You and Tenya get along swimmingly. You’re both hard workers and logical thinkers. You and Idia are also very organized and have your whole futures planned out. You definitely have a relationship of mutual respect.

Asui Tsuyu

You and Tsuyu are very chill with each other. Tsu is a good judge of character so it’s easy for her to see through your icy exterior and really get to know you. Tsu is very much q feelings type of person so she helps you connect and accept that side of yourself.

Yaoyurozu Momo

Similar to Tenya you and momo have a relationship of mutual respect, however her low self esteem and lack of desires can annoy you sometimes. You help her gain confidence in herself and learn what she’s fighting for.

Takami Keigo/Hawks

He is your mentor. Although Keigo has a very carefree disposition, he mainly uses that to hide a clever mind. He see potential in you so he jumped at the chance to be your mentor and to have you intern with him.

[casualsnickers]

Month of Emmet Quick Write #10

Prompt #10: New Pokémon

Subway Master Emmet tends to work with his beloved team to battle challengers on the Battle Subway. Depot Agent Cameron has noticed that challengers have started devising ways of combating Emmet's repetitive team. But not to worry! Cameron has a suggestion: switch up the team. The only issue? His choice of viable pokémon are... questionable at best.

Read the whole thing below the cut.

“Boss Emmet. Can you pleeease stop signing papers for just one minute and listen to me?”

“If it’s about the announcement regarding the recent update to the banned legendary pokémon list outside the station, I do not want to hear it, Cameron.” Emmet did his best to ignore the depot agent as Cameron stepped forward and stood ominously over Emmet’s desk. He had been pestering Emmet the entire day, taking advantage of Ingo’s absence due to a physical therapy appointment to pester and bother the more persuasion-susceptible twin. So far, he hadn’t been winning.

“It’s not about the announcement. It’s about you.”

“A complaint?”

“No.”

            Emmet’s eyes narrowed. “The press?”

“No again.” With an exaggerated sigh, Cameron cleared Emmet’s paperwork to the left with one arm and instead plopped down his work-sanctioned tablet in the middle of the desk, the global trade system’s main page illuminated on the screen. “Discussion time! Boss. You need to switch up your team in the Battle Subway,” Cameron emphasized. “People are starting to notice patterns. They’re designing ways to throttle your team.”

“My team and I are a well-oiled engine,” Emmet casually retorted, making no move to retrieve his papers. He instead reached into his desk drawer and pulled out a spare battery, tossing it into a nearby Joltik web where a cluster of the electric type pokémon descended upon it in a mad fury. “No amount of repetition or type matchup strategies can derail us so easily. My team and I have been conducting our challengers and stopping them in their tracks for years.”

“You could use some new faces, though. Throw your challengers for a loop.” Cameron pulled up a chair and then shot Emmet a devious look, leaning back in his seat to a perilous degree. “I’ve got a few pokémon in mind that could really be an asset to the subway.”

Emmet frowned. He had known the slightly younger man for years at that point and while all of his depot agents knew Emmet’s boundaries- his sometimes-unreasonable boundaries- Cameron was the only one who pushed at them the slightest bit. In a sense, the other depot agents respected both Ingo and Emmet, but Emmet knew that a few of his employees found him to be creepy due to his way of monotonous, often lifeless way of speaking and his unrestrainable love of pokémon battles that tended to manifest in a way that almost resembled obsession. It wasn’t something he could help.

Cameron had feared both brothers when he had originally signed on to become a depot agent. But after gaining confidence in working on the lines and through working alongside each Subway Boss separately, Cameron had gotten quite used to treating his bosses as his friends. And in particular, Cameron loved to mess around with Emmet, much to the latter’s chagrin.

“Cameron.”

“C’mon, boss! I spent a lot of time thinking about this! At least look at the list I made!”

            Emmet snorted, pushing the tablet back to his employee. He had attempted to wait out Cameron’s episodes of brief hyper fixations in the past to no avail. Today would be such a day. Pinching the bridge of his nose, Emmet sighed, crossing one leg over the other as he too leaned back in his chair. “Fine. Please introduce me to your potential candidates.

            Cameron beamed. “Yes! Okay. Let me just pull up the list.” He swiped at the screen, his eyes shooting up to Emmet’s own bored stare. “I spent so much time thinking about the possible combinations and which pokémon you would probably put on your team. Did some studying. Looked at a handful of vs recorder footage of trainers getting destroyed on both the double and super double lines. Figured out what stumped them the most.” Cameron finally settled, clearing his throat. “Okay. First up: Focus Sash Smeargle with a priority on setting up entry hazards.”

“Clever. Verrry clever.” Emmet grinned, recognizing the strategy almost immediately. Smeargle was a popular pokémon in the competitive battling scene. He wouldn’t raise any eyebrows bringing a Smeargle to the Battle Subway. “Setting up is my specialty. And Smeargle is a normal type. Access to almost every move type via its typing.” Emmet considered it for a moment. “Which ability?”

“Own Tempo. No risk of confusion. Oh! And here’s another suggestion: how about Tinkaton? From the Paldea region? Fairy and steel type.” Cameron then grinned, his eyes crinklling to mere slits. His voice began to tremble with laughter. “I hear they’re really hard-hitting.”

“…Get out of my office.”

“No, no, no! Hear me out, boss! Tinkaton. Fairy and steel type. Mostly a physical attacker. Equip that baby with a Rocky Helmet and you’ve got a little bruiser on your team.” In an offhand comment, Cameron murmured, “Kinda fits the way you scare the pants off most of your challengers, boss. Tinkaton’s very infamous in the Paldea region due to how… devious they are.”

            Emmet squinted. “Intimidation is a valid tactic, Cameron.” He then smiled, still finding it amusing how the public had framed him to be the menacing twin all the time. He quite enjoyed it. “Hmm. Tinkaton use their hammers to knock Corviknights out of the sky with rocks according to the Paldea dex.” Emmet tapped one finger thoughtfully against his chin. “I will consider that combination. Give me the next one.”

“Zoroark.”

“Zoroark?”

“Zoroark. Absolutely Zoroark.” Cameron’s eyes gleamed as he began to ramble. “Illusion ability obviously. Put that sucker right in the startup position, okay? Now give it some choice specs or a life orb. Okay. Listen to me. Listen. To. Me. Nasty Plot boosted Night Daze with U-Turn for a clean switch out.”

“That sounds gimmicky,” Emmet noted. “I do not like gimmicks.” Emmet then scowled. “Gimmicks allow for cheap tricks, and I will not encourage the use of gimmicks in the Battle Subway. They are not strategies! They are imitations of strategies, and they do not make battling fun!”

“Mind games, boss! Mind games! That’s the whole point! You get to mess with the challengers! In a professional setting! Sending out a Zoroark could make a fun first impression after removing Smeargle from the forefront after it sets up hazards for the opponent.”

“It’s viable,” Emmet begrudgingly conceded. The Zoroark lineage almost always had illusion as their main ability. Emmet had seen it in use numerous times from trainers looking to get the drop on him. He had also been tricked once into buying two disguised Zoruas sandwiches from the Icirrus Station’s vending machines.”I will think about it.” Emmet looked kindly upon Cameron, smiling. “They are good suggestions. Your strategizing is getting better. Yup! Good job.”

“Thanks!” Cameron’s tablet began to shake, and he hurriedly picked it up. “I’ll find some other cool pokémon for you, boss. But for real. Switch up your team. It’ll bring some fresh air to the subway and to the challengers and besides- Ingo already switched up his team!”

            Emmet’s eyes twitched. “Ingo assembled a brand-new team in Hisui. He did not specifically construct his team to battle in the subway, nor are his Hisui pokémon used to casual battling. They are exceptions.” 

            His brother had indeed brought back strange new pokémon with him after disappearing to Hisui for an entire year. Ingo’s Hisui team consisted of common pokémon; ones that already existed in the modern day that had only needed a few trips to the pokémon center and a few vaccinations to clear for public appearances. His other pokémon however…

Emmet stiffened when a heavy weight crawled up his leg and settled into his lap, a familiar golden-yellow paw scrabbling to reach for his pen. Gently, Emmet tucked his pen away. “Shoo, Mustard. No ink for you.”

Mustard was a Sneasel, and not just the regular dark and ice variety, no. Mustard was a shiny Sneasel that had been hatched from the last pokémon Ingo had brought with him to Unova: a long extinct regional evolution of Sneasel called ‘Sneaslers’. It just so happened that Ingo’s Sneasler was both exceptionally large and exceptionally strong. Ingo had referred to the massive cat-weasel pokémon as a ‘noble’ but Emmet hadn’t quite understood the connotations behind the moniker.

“Hey! Why not recruit Mustard?” Cameron suggested.

“I am Emmet, and I would like to not end up on the news tomorrow. Ingo’s Sneasler would kill me.”

Cameron nodded almost immediately, schooling his face into a neutral expression. “She would eviscerate you.”

“Skin me.”

“Probably hang you from a cliff to dry.”

            Emmet squinted, crossing his arms. “Cold.”

“What? She would! The claws on her? She’s not even allowed to battle in the subway yet and she’s big enough to scrape her head against the cab ceiling. She could probably eat us if she wanted to. There’s no way she’d hesitate.”

“She wouldn’t hesitate for even a second. You are right.”

“Snea!” Mustard, having been listening in on the conversation, immediately climbed onto the table and grabbed onto Emmet’s hand, a pokéball clutched in its paws.

“Oh, come on, Boss Emmet! Look! Mustard’s totally down to battle, aren’t you, little guy?” Cameron reached out and playfully ruffled the shiny fur along Mustard’s head, the weasel pokémon letting out a tiny purr as it leaned into the man’s touch. “Mustard follows you around all the time even when Boss Ingo is here. It’s obvious he likes you! Let him join the team! I’m sure he’ll thrive.”

            Mustard squeaked in confirmation, playfully rolling the pokéball around on the table as if considering the notion of one day being a battling pokémon. It smiled, its fangs poking out from its mouth as it jumped back into Emmet’s lap and curled up, continuing to purr loudly.

Emmet reached down and let his fingers settle into Mustard’s soft fur. “I will… consider it.”

            Once again, Cameron’s tablet vibrated. The young man reached over to check his tablet and almost immediately, his jaw dropped. Eyes wide, Cameron squinted at the screen, practically shaking with excitement. “Oh, sweet dragons. This is gonna be so fucking rad.”

“Language,” Emmet chided.

“Boss. Boss, gimme your trainer card. I need to send you two pokémon I just got in a mystery trade. Please. Hand me your numbers. Give them to me.”

“At least take him on a date first,” Cloud snarked, having walked into the room. He took a seat in a chair near Ingo’s desk, crossing his legs. “You gonna ask him to come over to your place next, huh Cameron?”

Emmet ignored the jab. “What pokémon did you receive?”

“You’ll find out,” Cameron replied smoothly. “Just give me your trainer card.”

“Cameron’s probably gonna send you a Zubat.”

“I will flood your pc with Ratattas if you keep talking over there, Cloud” Cameron threatened. He then whipped around to stare pathetically at Emmet. “Boss, please.”

“… Okay. Fine.”

            Cameron hurried over to the station’s mobile pc station in the next room and quickly typed in Emmet’s trainer card number, rocking back-and-forth on the balls of his feet as his eyes jittered across the screen. As he worked, Emmet felt his Xtransceiver vibrate a few times on his wrist. Multiple notifications. Multiple pokémon sent to his pc from Cameron.

“Panpour-Pal, modernized,” Cloud muttered under his breath. “Wouldn’t be surprised if whatever pokémon you get ends up bricking your pc. That or it bursts into flames.”

“Can it, Cloud,” Cameron bristled.

“Win in a battle against me,” Cloud snarked back.

“Loudmouth.”

“Angry that I’m right?”

“Not in the slightest!”

            Emmet chuckled lowly, taking Cameron’s place as he inserted his trainer card and checked his pc, immediately noticing the notifications about the traded pokémon Cameron had sent him. He was immediately greeted by a pop-up screen accompanied by a long wall of text. “Dex error? Does not exist?” Emmet frowned, scrolling to check the descriptions of his newly traded pokémon. “Caaameron,” Emmet drawled angrily, irritation creeping into his voice. “The pokémon you sent me do not exist. Somehow.”

“I know! Isn’t it great?” Cameron hurriedly scooched in beside Emmet, pointing at the first one he had sent. “Got these from some trainers in the Paldea region! Did you hear? Apparently, there’s been some rush to document some foreign pokémon that appeared in this big, huge crater there. And the pokémon I just sent you? They’re examples. They’re from that crater!”

            Emmet scrolled over to the first one. “Slither Wing?” He squinted. “Bug and fighting type?” He then pulled up the description, the corners of his mouth turning upward as the image of the pokémon flickered across his screen. 

“Oh, dragons. That’s one fucked-up looking Volcarona.” From behind them, Cloud snickered, taking long drags from his energy drink. “Should’ve left that thing in whatever hole it crawled out of. Reminds me of your Archaeops though, boss.”

“Archie is perfect in every way,” Emmet grumbled back.

“It’s called a Paradox pokémon in Paldea,” Cameron cut back in. “And they’re not illegal to battle with!”

“Are they supposed to be illegal elsewhere? You’re not really selling your case here, Cam,” Cloud pointed out.

            Emmet ignored the two squabbling men, flicking over to the second one. That one he definitely recognized, feeling the muscles of his face begin to ache when he reflexively scowled at the image before him. “Iron Bundle... This is literally just a steel-wrapped Delibird.”

            Cloud whistled. “Yeah, I can’t imagine anybody battling with that thing, let alone letting it into their house. That just looks like a robot with extra steps. I wonder if it could connect to Bluetooth.”

“Give. It. A. Chance.” Cameron was practically begging at that point, clapping after each word. “Just get to know them a little! I hear that they’re cool pokémon and I think you’d do well with them, boss.” 

            At Emmet’s side, Mustard let out a curious chirp and climbed his shoulder, pointing eagerly at the array of pokémon on the pc screen. Mustard rubbed its cheek against Emmet’s face, continuing to point and squeak until Emmet eventually relented.

“Very well. I am Emmet and I will reconsider switching around my team. But. Only for a week or two. A trial period.” Emmet moved his coat back and slid the pokéballs containing his main team toward the left side of his belt- right toward his dominant left hand. He then withdrew the two paradox pokémon along with the suggested pokémon that Cameron had mentioned before. “I have one condition, though.”

“And what’s that?” Cameron asked innocently.

“Under no circumstances can either of you inform Ingo about this.”

            Cloud raised an eyebrow. “You’re gonna try and destroy him, aren’t you?”

“Try?” Emmet echoed, grinning from ear to ear. “No. I will obliterate him. Completely decommission him. That is not a threat; it is a promise! His Hisui team is strong,” Emmet alluded, monologuing more to himself than talking to Cloud or Cameron. “But! I can and will assemble a stronger team!” He then picked up Mustard and set him into the crook of one arm, settling his new partners along the right side of his pokémon belt. “And it all starts with Mustard.”

            Cameron giggled. “Hehehe. Name the Tinkaton ‘Ketchup’.”

[velvetvessel-powerscaler-edition]

Death Battle fans wrote a blog that's an 1/8th of Homestuck's word count

Hi hello whats up gamers, lemme tell you a fun fact about being in the Death Battle community. Theres this group called the "G1 Prediction team" who makes a bunch of blogs predicting who is gonna win a Death Battle episode, and they do a bunch of research and debate the matchup a lot to get to their conclusions. They put in a lot of effort into making a good coverage of both combatants and they are pretty good analysis's of the characters from a powerscaling standpoint

They just released the Bowser VS Eggman blog

Now I suck at reading so I haven't read too much of it, but one thing I noticed is that there is a lot covered here. Which makes sense Bowser is almost 40 years old and Eggman is a little over 30, and since they're so major to their franchises there's a fuckload to go over.

So they went over it.

The final result has a wordcount equating something to 104 thousand

........what was homestuck's wordcount again?

oh ok yeah thats cool, if you read this blog 8 times you would have effectively read homestuck

By the way these things usually drop a day or two before the episode comes out, and usually l8r in the day, so when this dropped you had about 16 hours to read it before the episode came out (now like 15)

this is super impressive and i commend the G1 team for doing this, but holy shit guys what the fuck

[squimbusfrommypolls]

The bracket has been completed! Polls will start being posted Wednesday, March 29th, at 2pm cst!

The right half of the bracket will be posted Thursday, March 30th, at 2pm cst!

Each available poll is linked below along with the matchups!

The left side consists of

Randy Jade (Dialtown) vs Shuu Iwamine (Hatoful Boyfriend)

Ticket Jerry (Dialtown) vs Sawyer (Boyfriend Dungeon)

The Eastridge Demon (Dreams of an Insomniac) vs SCP-6059 (SCP Foundation)

Sen (Shoulder a Coffin Kuro) vs Sirius Gibson (Witch’s Heart)

Goobleck (Just Roll With It) vs Shinji Hibiki (UTAU)

Gin Ibushi (Your Turn To Die) vs Alastor (Viewtiful Joe)

Felix White (The Henry Stickmin Collection) vs Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity)

Denizen Hardwick (Knights of the Borrowed Dark) vs Tomix Danao (Dragonfable)

Goo (Inanimate Insanity) vs Survivor (Rain world)

Pleading Child (Sky: Children of Light) vs Sydney Sargent (Camp Here and There)

Dj Yellow (Rhythm Heaven Ds) vs Biddybud (Super Mario)

Victim (Animation vs Animator) vs WX-78 (Don’t Starve)

Stomp Farmer (Rhythm Heaven Ds) vs Zonic the Zone Cop (Sonic Archie Comics)

2BDamned (Madness Combat) vs Purple (Animation vs Minecraft)

Elliot Schafer (In Other Lands) vs Goldia die Heilige (Pocket Mirror)

Jeff (Clarence) vs The Shapes (Mr Maker)

The right side consists of

Usaida Yoshihito (Gakkuen Babysitters) vs Fuu Hououji (Magic Knights Rayeart)

Gal (Ordem Paranormal) vs Michelle (HaSodot (The Secrets))

Lumi (Cats are Liquid) vs Jack Kennedy (Dayshift at Freddy’s)

Fitz Vacker (Keeper of the Lost Cities) vs Holly Short (Artemis Fowl)

David St Hubbins (This is Spinal Tap) vs Oedipus (The Mechanisms Ulysses)

Gordon Porlock (Red Valley) vs David Ward (I Am In Eskew)

Joe “Mama” Besser (This is Spinal Tap) vs Blogbot (The Mechanisms)

Citron (A3!) vs Caspar (Midnight Burger)

Rosemaster (Cucumber Quest) vs Daemon (Reboot!)

Oliver (Purrgatory) vs Trouble0 (REDACTED Smp)

Vespa Illkay (The Penumbra Podcast) vs Jamiejoan (Dominion Smp)

Lily (Lilys Well) vs Cavum (Moleman Arg)

Kanatsune Ame (Entropic Float) vs Peter Kennedy (Dayshift at Freddy’s)

Crawford Tillinghast (From Beyond) vs Alfred Montbank (Death Gate Cycle)

William Murderface (Metalocalypse) vs Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)

Asuka Toyama (Bang Dream Girls Band Party) vs Reinhard von Lohengramm (Legend of the Galactic Heroes)

[rathologic]

this is an interesting question let's try to work it out from the game! the Haruspex notes that it took "six or seven men" to drag Rubin to prison, which grows to 12 men by the time they reach the town hall but we can estimate that rubin, a 6'9'' former mercenary who "prefers destruction to protection" and "isn’t a cruel man, but gets drunk with the moments of triumph and the realization of his own strength" has the strength of about 5 (townsfolk) men.

now, Oyun takes 25 fist punches to kill from the Haruspex, a medical student who I'll estimate, based on gameplay if you don't dodge townsfolk attacks, has the strength of about 1 man while unarmed (I'm not factoring in injuries or exhaustion b/c he recently came back from the dead). if "strength" translates linearly to "punching power", rubin would need to hit oyun 5 times to win, but that's kind of ridiculous so I'll give him a target of 10 hits without dying to win.

rubin can't be damaged in gameplay, so there's no equivalent metric for him, but each of oyun's attacks (both horn and fist) deals 25% of player health, so let's assume that rubin's thick leather coat provides a modicum of protection and that oyun needs to hit rubin 6 times without dying to win. given that rubin would be just as mad as the haruspex in this fight, and has more formal combat experience than him, and that it's honestly pretty easy for the haruspex to win, this reads like a very fair matchup :-)

other considerations:

oyun has killed 92 men, which is probably more than rubin has

rubin's military expertise is unlikely to be focused in melee combat

oyun could survive three rifle shots

rubin would be really extremely angry in this situation can't understate this

oyun MAY have killed a bear

[jerktournament]

The Tumblr Jerk Tournament Bracket...

...has dropped. I put all my love towards these assholes into it.

Seeded according to uhhhhh "my brain thinks these sources allign in same genre or medium, and if not, then it's because I think the characters have similar themes in some way in my brain". Contestants all chosen by YOU (+ Palpalymo, for diversity /j).

Polls: TBA. Once I finish making them all and draft them, I'll make an announcement.

There's no right or wrong criteria for who to vote here because trying to establish that via Tumblrpoll is useless. You can vote for someone because they're your favorite, because their propaganda swayed you, because they look cool, or because they're the meanest. Just think: Do You Want Them To Emerge Victorious? Or are they such an ass you'd delight in seeing them get swept?

I highly encourage taking the time to read some propaganda. These guys have lots of love behind them.

And last but not least, be nice to other people on the internet. These polls may be for asshole characters, but that gives you no right to be an asshole back. Anything attacking the fans or fandom of a character will get taken out via my sniper team.

Thanks for your patience and let the whooping begin.

Tag directory // Inbox, for propaganda, questions, chatter, etc.

Round One matchups, in text:

Zote the Mighty (Hollow Knight) VS Mothiva (Bug Fables)

Marvin Garden (Falsettos) VS Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Vic Sage/The Question (DC) VS Magic Man (Adventure Time)

Gary Smith (Bully) VS Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls)

Theseus (Hades) VS Gavin Reed (Detroit: Become Human)

Murdoc Niccals (Gorillaz) VS Shrek (Shrek)

Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh!) VS Fakir (Princess Tutu)

Scott Pilgrim (Scott Pilgrim) VS Dennis Reynolds (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

Romeo (& Juliet) VS Tybalt Capulet (Romeo & Juliet)

Revali (Legend of Zelda) VS Ankh (Kamen Rider OOO)

Osamu Dazai (Bungou Stray Dogs) VS Berdly (Deltarune)

Louie (Pikmin) VS Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)

Vegeta (Dragon Ball) VS Sentinel Prime (Transformers Animated)

Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice) VS Waldo Trumbull (Comedy of Terrors)

Herbert P. Bear (Club Penguin) VS Snowball (Battle for Dream Island)

Takaya Abe (Big Windup!) VS Bakugou (My Hero Academia)

Goro Akechi (Persona 5) VS Monoma (My Hero Academia)

Byakuya Togami (Danganronpa) VS Yesod (Lobotomy Corporation/Library of Ruina)

Vriska (Homestuck) VS Eridan (Homestuck)

Five Pebbles (Rain World) VS Dingo (Pikmin)

Dio (Zero Escape) VS Dio Brando (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

Cordalia Chase (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) VS Dr. House (House M.D.)

Dan (Dan VS) VS Eleanor Shelstrop (The Good Place)

Church (Red VS Blue) VS Hank J. Wimbleton (Madness Combat)

Catra (She-Ra) VS Boscha (The Owl House)

Stan Pines (Gravity Falls) VS Azula (Avatar the Last Airbender)

Astarion (Baldur's Gate 3) VS Shen Jiu (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)

GLaDOS (Portal) VS Arnold Rimmer (Red Dwarf)

Harrowhark (The Locked Tomb) VS Jonathan Simms (The Magnus Archives)

Rinne Amagi (Ensemble Stars) VS Papalymo (Final Fantasy XIV)

Owen Harper (Torchwood) VS Sawyer (Lost)

Chloe Bourgeois (Miraculous Ladybug) VS Heather (Total Drama)

[bb-writes-on-this-blog]

You can call me Erydan (That's Eridan with a y), and I run this here blog!

I am a writer with executive dysfunction, meaning it might take a long while before I finish your work.

I WILL WRITE:

headcanons one-shots matchups

MY FANDOMS ARE:

phighting madness combat homestuck transformers animated regretevator SCP dead by daylight resident evil

TOPICS I WILL NOT WRITE:

smut proship content

TOPICS I WILL WRITE:

angst fluff ships reader insert my own ocs

QUEUE:

empty...

[tree0frog]

i think your matchups are open, so (modern) doctor who matchup?

im genderfluid and queer, im 6'1 and use they/them!! i love indie music and i like to crochet and do embroidery. i play the kalimba as well!! i also really love to color and build legos. i dislike not being told everything when its to do with a plan, or what im doing with someone. i also dont like LOUD environments, its overwhelming for me. im really good at archery and hand to hand combat as well.

im a person who is more often than not anxious. its hard for others to tell when i am like anxiety attack anxious though, ppl tend to need to pull me out of just zoning out due to anxiety. im the parental friend, if you need something? 9 times out of 10 i have it. but im also quite chaotic at the same time. im good at communicating in stressful environments, but not when it comes to feelings at ALL. ive been told that im very protective over people i care about, i will 100% fight someone if someone i care about asks me to. or ill fight someone if they get me angry enough, because i get AGGRESSIVE when mad.

okay thats all i can think of, thank you for doing this matchup if you do!!! sorry if i overshared about myself!!!

hii thank you for this :}

main masters list

request/matchup~open

I pair you with the 9th doctor

first and foremost this doctor will understand your desire to fright for thoughts you love he may not condone violence but get it I guess

will live for your chaotic behaves

you two are not allowed to be left alone

he will complain about how tall you are due to him not wanting to look up

you once made him a TARDIS leggo and he put it in his room

[senterya]

The unranked experience has been crazy lately. Learning my new ranger build was pretty chill (if a bit frustrating due to imbalanced matchups), but then I roll up with a thief and people lose their entire minds when I don't play well. Getting tagged, the herald on the enemy team calling me afk. Teammate whispering "trash" at me, and like. duh???? my comrade in suffering why do you think I'm in unranked.

It doesn't bother me in the "hurt my feelings" way, but it does make me mad when people are mean just for the sake of it. GW2 has an insanely fun and enjoyable combat system for PvP, but people like this are ruining the fun and potentially chase away people who are just starting out.

[eternalwritess]

Hey, could I have a Hazbin Hotel matchup?

I'm a bisexual aroace (If you've heard of "demiromantic"; that's how I experience romantic attraction). I use he/it/they pronouns.

I'm an INFP, though I have gotten ISTP sometimes. I usually keep to myself around strangers, and my first words to people that I'm not introduced by friends are usually just work-related with a bit of small talk (even in fandom spaces, surprisingly). Once I get comfortable around people, I tend to let my childish nature and antics shine through, and once I consider you a friend, it's hard to ever fully shake me off. My friends sometimes call me an "old grandpa", with the way I know a lot of random psychology and biology facts, and the way I fumble with new technology, slang, and texting acronyms. My love of non-fiction and my adherence to grammar rules certainly doesn't help. Simultaneously, they (lovingly) call a 12-year-old boy, with the way I don't hesitate to pull out a "your mom" or "that's what she said" to the conversation and with the way that I almost exclusively watch animated movies and shows over live action ones. I carry with me 15 packets of soy sauce in fish-shaped sachets in my (several) pockets. Why? Because I think it's funny, and the confusion I bring to those around me with my soy collection gives me a sense of joy. (I do other things of a similar calibre, but I wanted to name an example) Despite all of this, I tend to gravitate towards the "Mom Friend" archetype. I carry with me a lot of people pleasing tendencies (I get a lot of anxiety around not upsetting others), and that translates to making sure that the people around me are happy. I also tend to fill a "Therapist Friend" role because of this fact, my psychology facts, and how intuitive I can be at times. I tend to isolate myself, whether by physically or mentally leaving the room, when I feel upset, and I don't really like talking about negative experiences I have unless those experiences have been resolved.

On a brighter note, I consider myself quite the creative person. I draw a lot, though I usually only draw other characters instead of my own OCs. I have a discord server that I use to jot down either: a) my opinion of a certain media b) images/reactions I find funny/relatable c) infodumps about AUs or crossovers that I've made I don't really write, so I consider "c)" to be the next best thing. I also love music. I listen to mostly indie music, with a couple of generic queer bands thrown in there and a couple of musicals' and video games' OSTs. I play the violin and the trombone, so I may be biased in saying that I love jazz (really doesn't help the "old man" allegations, but who cares). In terms of non-creative hobbies, I love reading. Although I find myself drawn to the odd science non-fiction book, my heart lies in fantasy and mystery novels (this does include webtoons, manga, and webnovels, though I don't read those as much). On the same vein, I love video games (where else would I get those OSTs?). I tend to like story-rich games that are either turn-based (think Undertale) or no combat (think Slime Rancher), though if the mechanics aren't too overwhelming, metroidvanias are nice (think Hollow Knight). The last main hobby is food. If I didn't give you "mad scientist" vibes, let me tell you, I "Victor Frankenstein" my way through every meal, when time permits. I mostly mix and match what I'd think taste good together based on what I was craving at the time. I'd also say that, apart from Quality Time, I show affection best through giving foods that I've made. It works in reverse, too, where I get pleasantly happy when people I know well offer food to me. There was this one time I was bickering with some friends and one of them held a packet of chips to my face, and I tell you, the way I immediately shut up the second I saw it... I was almost embarrassed by how well that worked...

I'm really sensitive to a lot of textures, and the biggest ones are stickers (and anything sticky in that way) and wet things (think water fountains splashing water unexpectedly, fruit juices spraying on my face when I cut them too harshly, even stepping on wet floorboards without socks can set it off). Clothing/carpet with short hairs send literal shivers down my spine, but only when I touch them with my fingers/feet. I don't like kissing (at all.), so I normally stick with nuzzling. Hugs and spooning (both with people I'm comfortable around) are okay, however.

I don't really have any pet peeves, other than just blatant disrespect of basic boundaries as well as these boundaries in particular.

Apologies if this is quite long, I can go on a tangent a lot. Double apologies if English isn't your first language. I hope you have a good day (or night, depending on when you read this).

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙…

𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓮!

The way you met was most likely she found you after an extermination not wanting to find help for your wounds and instead took care of you since you might've been new to hell

You were quiet at first and she was fine with that slowly talking to you and trying to get you to open up about yourself

She would ask you questions here and there not minding if you answered or not

"So uh... first time in Hell huh? It's not as bad as it looks... I promise" :)

She would also make jokes until you got to open up

She doesn't mind it all at if you follow her around to talk to her. In fact she loves it and will most likely do the same since she has some clingy tendencies

She would also love to hear you spout random facts about psychology. Actually it partially is one of the reasons why she started the hotel.

She also fumbles with new slang so you'd have some fun there :)

When she first noticed the whole soy sauce packets thing she found it extremely confusing and then funny. (she has that type of humor)

So every now and then she'll ask you for a soy sauce packet when she's bored

"Can I have a packet please?"

With Charlie she's not very hard to please so I think that you won't get anxiety over that. In fact if you do anything for her she'll become overjoyed and do something for you

When you tend to isolate yourself (especially physically) she tries to help you and talk to you more to see what's going on

If you have any unresolved issues she'll try and ask you about them and see if you want to talk about them at all or see if she can help with anything

Although she totally understands if you say no as she has her own (*cough* daddy issues *cough*)

"Do you want to talk about it?..."

She loves watching you create things and seeing the things that you've created

She'll listen to music with you all the time dancing around the room and singing at the top of her lungs (whether you join her or not is completely optional)

She'll also go up to you and ask if you want to go to concerts with her or if you want to have a silly little karaoke night with her

You both also probably have started a book club where you read books together and discuss them. She's really interested in romance btw :)

"They just have to get together!!"

She also loves fantasy and will try mysteries from time to time but she's quite bad at them so she tends to avoid them

She'll also try to play video games with you from time to time but she's really bad at those and doesn't understand any of the controls so she just watches you instead probably giving commentary and praising you as you go on

When you mix and match food she'll try it with you as long as it doesn't look too out of her area

"That tasted amazing!!!"

Adding onto that she'll also get you food all of the time trying to find out your favorite one

She's gotten you tons of chips, sandwich, cookies, olives, anything you can think of

She also tends to bake for you every now and then just as a surprise

As for sensations she totally gets it and would probably have a few pet peeves with those too. So you'd probably both have a very specific covers and mattresses

She'll also always respect your boundaries and sometimes even try to go out of her way to respect them

She's perfectly fine with just nuzzling or cuddle every now and then <3

Overall you're both a very sweet and caring couple

[brideofpink]

list

(I'm doing this because I do matchups and etc)

Welcome home

Creepypasta

SCP Htf/ happy tree friends

Marble hornets

Mha

fnaf

Bendy

Undertale

Nightmare before Christmas

Terrifier

the boy 1

helluva boss

Hazbin hotel

dhmis

eddsworld

doors

Sally face

south park

Obey Me

Willow Creek

madness combat

Wii deleted you

Friday night funkin

types

active - ✔️

Maybe : 👍🏼

Not currently: ❌

Matchup ✔️

Match up exchanges ✔️

Writing👍🏼

Writing exchanges👍🏼

Scenarios✔️

One shots✔️

Characters

SCP 076

SCP 173

SCP 999

SCP : 049

SCP 105

Scp 106

SCP 035

Jason the toymaker

Jeff the killer

Jane the killer

Homicidal Liu

The doll maker

Hobo heart

Laughing Jack

Laughing Jill

Clockwork

Nurse ann

And any others just tell me the name and character and ocs are allowed

What I will do : practically anything

[mysteriawrites]

Thx for trading with me! (Ps i may have gotten some names backwards by mistake)

Matchup Exchange for @tillichan

Your life in BHNA:

Your Backstory:

You come from a very famous and influential family of doctors and healers from Europe. You were an only child and were under a lot of pressure to be the perfect child. Not only that but you had developed a quirk that practically made you a saint in the eyes of others. You studied all kinds of things such as chess, ballroom dance, horse back riding, foreign languages. Eventually your parents’ had you moving to Japan to take part in a quirk marriage, you also learned the way of tea ceremony and gardening which you ended up developing a love for. Everything in your life was meticulously planned out and decided for you, but you didn’t let it keep you from being a kind and gentle person truly deserving of all your nicknames and titles. And your friends at U.A. will help you learn that you are more than just the perfect daughter.

Your Hero Name: Angel

Your Quirk: Valkyrie

You have abilities akin to that of an angel. You can manipulate light and heal injuries. While that may make you a pretty balanced hero, you’re more inclined to using your abilities for healing and support. However that by no means makes you weak. You can very much defend yourself with the ability to make weapons of light and access your angel form that composes of a halo and wings.

Your Hero Costume:

Your Match:

Tamaki Amajiki

You and Tamaki are U.A.’s power couple. You both have powerful quirks, are sought after by famous agencies, and above all are just so cute together.

At first Tamaki was too scared to even breathe in your direction. If Mirio was the personification of the sun, then you must’ve been god in the fucking flesh. Practically to beautiful to even perceive without going mad.

And it wasn’t just your looks either. You were smart, strong, talented, rich, and kind. How could someone so perfect ever even have the thought of being near him cross their mind.

Little did he know that you actually had a crush on him too. He may have been quiet and shy, but you could see his strong heart underneath the pessimistic exterior.

Nejire had to convince you to ask him out since poor baby would probably have a panic attack just practicing trying to talk to you.

And while she was doing that Mirio was trying to help Tamaki with his confidence so he wouldn’t combust at the sight of you.

It took a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG ASS TIME for you guys to finally start dating, but you got there…eventually.

Tamaki loves to have you around you’re like his emotional support person. You give him the confidence and strength to come out of his shell with your gentle, patient, and calming presence.

Despite his low self esteem he would fight god himself to protect you by any means necessary. You are one of the best things that ever happened to him he will be damned if anyone ever so much as thinks about hurting you. (Tamaki can be very scary when he wants to be).

You guys spend your dates either curled up at home watching movies while cuddling, at cat cafes, at book stores, or sometimes if you’re lucky he’ll come shopping with you.

He carried the bags for you and tells you how amazing you look in everything and in return you buy him and yourself yummy food like ice cream and pretzels.

You guys both like to eat healthy but sometimes you’re indulge on special days.

He knows how much you hate being sick so whenever you get sick he does everything in his power to nurse you back to health.

Sometimes he’ll join you for gardening or volunteering at pet shelters cause he finds those activities calming and it’s even better if it’s with you.

You guys are also a formidable force in combat. You’re able to use your powers to heal and buff his abilities so he can go all out on villains.

You guys also fuss over each other after each battle. Everyone who’s there thinks it’s very cute.

Very sweet very wholesome 10/10 i wanna squish your cheeks.

Characters you have a relationship with:

Todoroki Shoto:

You and shoto have a lot in common so it was easy for you to be friends with each other. You’re both pawns in your parents’ grand plan instead of seen as their children and it can take a toll on anyone. So you guys basically trauma bond and heal together.

Midoriya Izuku:

Izuku practically idolizes you as much as Allmight. You’re strong, brave, and selfless. Despite, not being a prohero yet and not being particularly known for your combat prowess, he’s seen you in the news a lot about you using your powers to heal sick children and the elder or at least heal their pain and your contribution to nature reserves and projects.

Yaoyarozu Momo:

Momo is a close friend of yours since you guys grew up in the same circles. You guys like to go shopping and have tea together. You guys are also the two girls gossiping in the corner during fancy galas. Sometimes Shoto will join you guys and you guys are the rich kid trio ™️.

Togata Mirio:

As one of Tamaki’s best friends he’s naturally very happy for you guys and one of if not the biggest supporters of your relationship. He was Tamaki’s hype man for asking you out and is your fellow 3rd year classmate. You and the big 3 hang out a lot and the big 3 is now the big 4.

Hado Nejire:

Nejire is your best friend and also fellow rich girl. Sometimes you her and momo will have make over slumber parties at her house when she can get you out of studying. She’s always there to lend an ear for your struggles even if she can be a bit ditzy. She also tries to get you to be a bit rebellious every once in a while ;).