#made up name

[coupangeats]

the more I watch of headmasters the more I love galvatron

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[stargirl230]

thanks for the light

I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton rating his FNAF animatronics,,

[hansoeii]

stede bunnet

[stealingpotatoes]

i'll never get over Leia naming her son Ben like imagine naming a child after your absentee uncle's fake ID

[ren-054]

Homicipher shenanigans

I think I got as much out of the demo as I reasonably could

Now I just gotta wait for Nov 1st!!!!!

[morganbritton132]

Want to make a minor adjustment to my Steve With Much Older Siblings post from yesterday. I think it’d be a much more interesting dynamic if he’s actually their half sibling from an affair.

Their father had an affair with his secretary and then married her when she got pregnant. It broke up their family and they blamed Steve for it for years.

When they stayed over for their weekend with Dad, they were either outright cruel to him or pretended he didn’t exist. When they were old enough to stop coming over, they did. It’s only after growing up and maturing that (most of) his siblings were able to acknowledge that Steve was never at fault for their family breaking up.

They tried to mend their relationship with him, especially after realizing how absent his parents are, but by then Steve was old enough to build up his own resentment. It’s an uphill battle.

It’s a lot of actually coming around for holidays and a lot of teasing when they do. It’s actually picking the phone when the hospital calls, something that’s happening with increasing frequency.

Steve has never asked any of them for anything until one day, he shows up on Richie’s front porch smelling like death and gasoline. He’s got blood drying all over him and is visibly shaking, and Richie thinks that he’s been hurt in the earthquake but Steve barely acknowledges the concern, “I need you to represent my friend.”

“What?”

“You’re the only lawyer I know, and -“ Steve takes a big shuttering breath. “They’ll kill him, Rich. He never hurt anybody but no one will listen. They’ll lock him up and it won’t be fair, and Dustin can’t… I never ask you for anything but. But I need…”

“Eddie Munson?” He asks incredulous. “You’re friends with Eddie Munson?”

[delicourse]

Another year, Another lesbian pride gown moment🌸

[Prints]

[upon-the-snow]

early mornings after nightmares

[emmcfrxst]

jason todd swears like a sailor whenever you ride him. the visual of your body on top of his, the feeling of your hands on his chest and your cunt fluttering around him, the sweet sounds of your moans and mewls— everything about getting ridden makes jason’s dick hard and turns his brain to mush

[salmonanddaikon]

Just to start off my first story.

Shinobu’s Comfort.

After your husband Kyojuro was off on a mission you decided to go to Ms. Konjiro’s to discuss your upcoming mission together later tonight. As you're on your way to Ms. Konjiro’s You hear the crow coming your way, The crow came to deliver a harsh and saddening message. After you receive the crows message you end up in tears. And at that time you happen to cross paths with Shinobu. She was quite worried about what happened, considering you don't usually cry. She walked up to you “Hien-Chan are you alright?” She asked, “The crow has just delivered some terrible news” You said in a rather squeaky voice. Shinobu put her arms around you and hugged you. “What happened Hien?” She said in a calming voice,”Kyojuro has died in battle against Akaza.” You started to explain what the crow had told you and how it had gone to send notice to the other hashira.”Don’t worry Hien-Chan, We’ll be here for you no matter what.” you started to cry again, but Shinobu wiped away the tears and before you could say anything She had said “Now,Now, Please dont cry it makes me sad.” She gave you a warm comforting smile. “If only I didn't let him go then maybe, Just maybe He would still be here now.” You said in a whiny voice.

Shinobu didn't like to hear you blaming yourself.”Hien stop blaming yourself you know how Kyojuro is, He wouldn't have let you go with.''Hearing her say that makes you realize she's probably right. He would never let you go on a mission with him if you weren't assigned to.”I just wish I could have done something.” A few moments later Shinobu breaks up the hug,”where you on your way somewhere?” She said in a gentle voice.”Actually i was on my way to Ms. Konjiro’s To Disguise our mission tonight.” You said in a rather quiet voice. Shinobu could tell you were quite tense, your whole body was shaking, it hadn’t even crossed your mind about your meeting with Ms. Konjiro.”I would be glad to walk over with you, besides Mitsuri-chan has most likely already been notified by now.” As you both start walking over to Konjiro’s estate,She runs out of her home yelling”HIEN I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT MR. RENGOKU ARE YOU OKAY DO YOU NEED COMFORT?!” As you see Ms. Konjiro running up to you in tears, it makes you feel like crying, Sense you and your Husband Rengoku Kyojuro were very close. When you all got inside she starting asking questions like “Do you want something to eat?” “Are you sure your okay?” Shinobu and Ms. Konjiro stay with you all night comforting you making sure you were okay. Once everyone was asleep you decided to go try and kill Akaza for your own selfish purpose. You thought about it long and hard and you thought this was the perfect time to leave considering it was like what, 1:00 in the morning? So you left the estate and set off to get your revenge on Akaza.

Sorry this one isn't very long im really tired😅

PART 2?

[egophiliac]

Ernesto Foulworth and Gino… it wouldn’t surprise me if they had fake identities

I accept this explanation

(the problem is that I had a very regionally-specific immediate thought and I could not get it out of my head)

(sorry this is messier than usual, I refuse to put more effort into it than it deserves)

[sergle]

I love the little AU that skinny people live in where they have the same problems as fat people and can relate to the Experience. artists references are only for fat bodies, artists that do draw thin bodies are getting DMs from people going like "omg I'm so happy I discovered your art, it's so rare to find an artist who draws small bodies!!!!! for the first time I see people who look like me 😭😭" skinny people going "omggg I finally found a clothing brand that sells nice dresses in XS, I wish they weren't so so overpriced though" skinny people getting home from the doctor's office and collapsing on the couch to tell their roommate that their doc spent the whole appointment quizzing them about their diet and they were told they need to gain 40 pounds. but the doctor didn't want to check out the weird scraping sound they make when they breathe in, just that they should probably gain weight first. skinny celebrities and influencers spending thousands of dollars getting plastic surgery to transfer fat to their stomachs and jawlines. all the main characters in tv shows are fat. when you watch cartoons as a kid, there's one skinny character, and they're really dumb and annoying and get laughed at by the other characters. they're a loser and never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. the same clothes that are stylish when worn by fat people just get you made fun of. desirable romantic leads and manic pixie dream girls twirl their hair and say "yeeah I've just been fat my whole life, I just never lose weight no matter what I eat hehe" and this is an extremely endearing and attractive trait.

[dailybetakidz]

[id: four middle school ids for john, rose, dave and jade. john and dave both go to local public middle schools with relatively uninspired card designs. john leans forward grinning in his picture, and dave looks at the photographer, bored. his sunglasses are pushed up off his face. rose attends a catholic girl's school and smiles maliciously, hair straightened. she wears a uniform and dark makeup. jade's id card is fabricated, written in her own handwriting and covered in doodles and stickers. she attends a so-called prospit middle school. they are all in grade 7. end id]

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