#made me cackle

[arkangelo-7]

Dick Grayson, except that when he was Robin, he 100% took advantage of all the powered JL members.

Needed help getting the peanut butter off the top shelf? Instead of doing the weird jump-and-grab thing that all mortals must resign themselves to doing, Dick asked for Clark. Like, asks for him. Loudly. And Clark was always so startled that he’d drop whatever he was doing and speed over to the Manor, only to be greeted by a pouty, hangry Robin who wanted a pbj.

His tree house fell down during a storm? He made a call to John Stewart, architect-turned-Lantern. That poor man fucking rocketed across Sector 2814 to help Robin, who was completely inconsolable, rebuild that damn treehouse because Batman was out of town and couldn’t do it himself. (Dick also occasionally called up Hal, Guy, and Jessica when he was bored and wanted to babble about his life in 3rd grade while playing Hotwheels—they showed up every single time he asked.)

History or English homework got to hard? Diana always came in clutch. She would patiently explain Shakespeare to him (sometimes would even translate it into Dick’s mother tongue so he could understand a little better), or help him write his essays, etc. And on one memorable occasion, she recreated the Battle of Actium in the Manor’s indoor pool.

He also got piggyback rides from Hawkgirl, was fed a pretty much endless supply of gummy bears by the Flash, was entertained with close-up magic by Zatara, got Aquaman to introduce him to a Kraken, and even once played dress-up with J’onn.

And the Justice League? They would bend over backwards for that kid. Partially because Dick had only-baby-in-the-friend-group privilege, partially because Dick also happened to be stinking adorable—but mainly because no one was going to fuck around with the Batman’s kid. Robin wants it, Robin gets it, or you’re going to be assigned to tech desk and pulling horrible Moniter shifts for months because you got on Batman’s bad side by making his baby cry.

[icallhimjoey]

[gayphob1a]

Thinking about that joke in shameless when Trevor tells ian he’s packing and ian is like 👁️👄👁️ you have a gun??? but make it steddie

[hergrandplan]

Might as well go home, right?

[sauron-kraut]

The currywurst tag took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

❤️ I understand the anticlimactic punch it delivered coming after the other tags, I'm a literary genius

[mochalottie]

News Reporters: NEW BEHIND THE SCENES FOOTAGE REVEALS SPOILERS OF KEY SCENE FOR SPIDER

Actual footage: Spider giving Tsireya a bottle

[fruitybashir]

i promise i also do experience coherent thoughts sometimes don't judge me too hard based on these

not me trying to analyse the timestamps to try and figure out what references what lmao (im getting nowhere with this)

sorry i had to go be not normal about this before i could answer lmao but this is literally giving me life dsjkfkd

framing this on my wall btw:

[runningupthatvecna]

me seeing a dog from across the street

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

I couldn’t get this out of my head after todays chapter of Nísoaia by @dinas-bracelet thank you.

[doodl3b3ans]

I fell- 😅

👉👈

[baura-bear]

My friend who’s never even seen bofb is peer pressuring me

[caesurah-tblr]

The Capybaras asking Tubbo if he does gay…

I love these little guys.

[ceoofyearning]

She/they?

Let me she/they tiddies

Pls don't block me

😌😌😌 blocked sorry I don’t make the rules

[astraeawritingarchive]

I am cackling. I just looked at the hirusena tags, and not only for HiruSena, but also for the Hiruma Yoichi and Sena Kobayakawa tags, is my fucking late night, half-asleep, smut one shot prompts post 💀

I died.

@nonbayanary @fandonnavyce

Guys, I can't stop laughing that that, of ALL MY POSTS, is the one that ended up there 😭

[lee-sanghyeok]

riwoo tired of getting attacked by flirty jaehyun 24/7

[mochalottie]

your fic incorrect quotes 2

Neytiri: in the end how did you name him?

Spider: Guy

Neytiri: you name your ikran, your companion for life Guy?

Spider: Yes

Neytiri: ...

Neytiri later that night

Neytiri: Ma Jake you are sure that Spider isn't your bio kid, right?

Jake: FOR THE LAST TIME NO

yes i headcanon she asked him many times over the years because Spider was his copy in almost everything

Wow Anonie, not even five minutes after I reacted to the first one did you send in the second. It's like you were waiting there with your finger hovered over the enter key XD

Also yes, Spider is very much like his Da when it comes to naming his ikran, but I looked it up and the meaning of the name Guy is 'guide' or 'leader' depending on which one you pick. So it's kind of apt.

(also meaning of Bob means 'bright' or 'fame' which...interesting)