#mad unfortch.
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wheres that quote thats like. the only things worse than creating art is not creating it at all.
#poasts#*coughs blood* i love drawing.#the last thing i wanna do rn is draw but its the ONLY thing i want to do#mad unfortch.
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location : wherever the officers ~vibe~ ✧ @forgedqzs ( cherry & cameron )
❛ my my , you look like shit . ❜ the sight makes her chuckle , though something told her that she probably shouldn't be laughing at the sight of an injured cameron . it did leave a bad taste in her mouth . ❛ whose lunch did you try to steal , hm ? i doubt it was worth it , ❜ though even cherry could admit that it was impressive that someone had managed to get a few hits at him . cameron was fast , and he could put up a good fight . whoever had done this to him was no short of terrifying . carefully , she reached out to trace one of his bruises with her ring finger , ❛ is this one of those times where you tell me i should see the other guy's face , or ... ❜
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Omg would you please write something smutty-close friends yearning each other-there was only one bed-thing 🥹
omg i forgot about the typical tropes, i’d love to write this one. i think i’m gonna go more fluffy then smutty tho unfortch (still smut tho don’t worry) bc i need a break from writing it. i’m afraid i’m getting too repetitive so i hope this suits your needs hehe but thank you for the request!
For Sure
rhea x fem!reader
content: slight angst?? kissing, def some fingering, def some praise for SURE
Working with Rhea had been a dream. She was so sweet and genuinely cared about you. You had been her assistant for a about a year now and the friendship was really tight. She wanted someone she could talk about anything with, especially something other than wrestling.
You two usually stayed in adjoining rooms when you would travel for the shows, sometimes in the same room, with different beds of course. She had joked many times that one day they would mess up and give the two of you one bed but it hasn’t happened yet, luckily.
Your job as her assistant was to make sure she stayed on schedule, booked her hotel rooms and was the liaison for people who wanted to do interviews with her. Safe to say, you spent a lot of time with her, but you didn’t mind. To say that though, was an understatement. You loved spending time with her because these past few weeks, you’ve been wanting something more than just a friendship.
You and her would always flirt playfully as girl friends would do, but you never thought she was serious. “You look so scrumptious today,” she would say, or would joke around sometimes when you would accidentally brush against her hand with the “if you wanna hold my hand just ask,” and you wanted to so badly but you knew it would be too much.
The weekend came and you booked for the two of you to stay in a room with two beds at the hotel WWE chose.
“For Bennett please,” you said to the lady at the front desk. You use her real last name in case any crazed fans try to find her.
“Okay, one second,” as she typed away at the computer.
Rhea made eye contact with you and gave you a wink. Butterflies hit your stomach and you could feel your face getting red so you turned away after you winked back. You tapped your fingers on the counter hoping the lady would hurry up.
“Unfortunately, it looks like all our double beds have been booked for this weekend,” she said hoping you wouldn’t be mad.
“Are there any adjoining rooms?” you were scared to ask the question.
“We don’t have those here, sadly, I apologize,” she frowned.
“Looks like we’re cuddling, babygirl,” Rhea interjected.
Shit. “Do you have a pullout-”
“We’ll take a single bed then,” the wrestler interrupted you.
The lady flicked her eyes between the two of you and smiled. She began clicking away at her computer again, “here’s one with a king bed and a small kitchenette, that okay?”
“Perfect,” Rhea smiled devilishly.
She handed you the keycards and you headed to the room. You were so nervous about this whole thing, you couldn’t contain your wringing hands.
Rhea opened the door and there it was, the king bed. Your heart skipped a beat but you tried your best to stay calm.
She placed her luggage on the floor, throwing her duffle on the chair. You did the same but placed yours neatly on the desk near the window.
“Finally,” she said dropping her body on to the bed face down.
You giggle, “I’ve needed to go to the bathroom since we landed,” and you head in.
It wasn’t a lie but you did need to splash some water on your face to calm down. So you used the bathroom and washed your hands but kept the water running to cool you off as you washed your face.
“It’s fine, you’re fine, nothings even gonna happen,” you whisper to your reflection. “And if it does…no, no, it’s not going to so there’s nothing to worry about so…” you shrug to yourself. You finally turn off the water and walk back out to find the muscular woman changing into her pajamas. You cowered away at first when you realized but she was turned away from you just right. Her back muscles were, oh, so perfect and her arms are just so big and-
“Should we do each other’s makeup and watch scary movies?” she turned around finicking with her shirt.
“What… oh!” you laugh, “that’s sounds like fun, but I’m so tired and it’s already midnight and we have to get up.”
She sighed dramatically, “if you say so boss,” as she slipped under the covers, “oh this is sooo comfy, you should try it.”
“Lemme change first,” you said nervously, “and no peeking.”
“Aawww,” she joked as she covered her eyes. She peeked through her fingers at you as she giggled then covered them completely.
You quickly changed into your pajamas which was just a big tshirt and biker shorts. “Done,” you said as you turned around to her already looking at you. Your face immediately got hot.
“(y/n),” she said quietly, “you’re so beautiful,” her face staring in awe.
You crossed your arms to cover as much as you could, “I told you no peeking and thank you but you should look in a mirror sometime.”
She immediately got out of the bed, “no, I’m serious,” she pulled your arms apart, “like so incredibly.”
“Stop,” you chuckle, “you’re gonna make me fall in love with you,” you said in a joking tone but it was completely serious as you walked to your side of the bed.
“You’d love to have me as a girlfriend,” she started with a teasing tone, “I’d take you out, show you off, buy you flowers… I’m a great girlfriend actually.”
“Ha ha, very funny, but seriously we have to go to sleep,” you get into your side of the bed.
She sighed once more, “I guess so,” she followed you into the bed. “So cuddling’s off the table?” she turned to her side with her head resting on her hand.
“Unless you subconsciously do it in your sleep,” but you wanted to so badly.
“Suit yourself, I’m a great big spoon,” she turned over and turned off her light.
“I bet you are,” you turned off your light too, “goodnight Rhea.”
“Sleep well,” she huffed.
You couldn’t sleep. Your mind was running, thinking about all the things she could do as a girlfriend and how easy it would be, how fun it would be. The places you could go eat in the new cities, holding hands walking down sidewalks, coming over whenever, not having to book double beds anymore, the possibilities were endless, you thought. And the sex… you shook the thought away, she’s your friend, best friend even. You couldn’t get her off your mind for at least fifteen minutes.
You turned over on your back, “Rhea?” you whispered so quietly, but there was no response. So you tried again, “Rhea,” a little louder this time.
She turned her head towards you, “you okay?” she whispered back.
“Yeah I’m fine, just had a question,” your heart was beating out of your chest it felt like.
She turned completely over facing you, “what’s up?”
“Were you serious?”
You could feel her staring at you in the darkness, “I’m gonna need more context, love.”
“When you said I was beautiful,” you couldn’t stop now even if you tried.
“Of course. I’ve always thought you were.”
“Yeah?”
You could tell she was smiling at you, “yeah.”
“Okay,” a few long seconds passed, “and about the girlfriend thing?”
“So you are in love with me! I knew it!” she said a little too excitedly.
“Woah woah, I never said that,” you face her.
She turned over and turned her light back on. The both of you winced at the sudden brightness. She turned back towards you seeing now that your face was red with embarrassment, “but I know you’ve thought it! Like I haven’t noticed the glances, the extra giggles at my jokes, the nervousness of the one bed. Oh no, what if she cuddles me?” she mocked.
You huffed as you tried to turn away from her.
“Uh uh,” she grabbed your chin and pulled you back, “you can’t even deny it!”
That movement sent chills down your body. Unfortunately, you didn’t have an answer.
“Well,” she let go of your face and pushed a loose strand behind your ear, “if it makes you feel better, I feel the same way,” she said softly.
Your eyes widened, “you can’t be serious.”
“Have I ever lied to you?”
“Yes, actually multiple times about stupid stuff,” you sat up and situated yourself to face her.
“Okay, yeah maybe, but this is serious,” she sat up and mirrored your position.
“I don’t believe you,” you crossed you arms once more.
“Will you stop doing that,” she pulled your arms apart again, “and I am. I have been since I hired you. I couldn’t find the right time to tell you and I was worried that you wouldn’t feel the same and then it would be awkward.”
“I still feel like you’re kidding,” you said sadly.
She rolled her eyes as she huffed then suddenly cupped your face with both hands and pulled you in for kiss, “does that seem like joking to you?”
You were so shocked you couldn’t speak. Your mouth was open and you sat frozen trying to think of anything to say.
Now she was becoming embarrassed, “please say something because now I look crazy.”
But you still couldn’t, so you decided on something else. You grabbed her face and pulled her back in for another kiss. Her hands were on your thighs bracing herself. She quietly moaned into the kiss sending shivers down to your core. You didn’t know you needed to hear her do that, but you were grateful she did.
Your lips danced against hers like they were meant to be, you knew exactly what to do and exactly when to do it. Her breath was hot against your face, but you didn’t care. Her hand tangled itself in your hair and before you knew it, she was guiding your body to lay down beneath her. She easily straddled you, never breaking contact with your lips, until, “This okay?”
“Perfect,” you smile as she goes back to kissing you.
Small moans came from the both of you. Your hands felt your way down her back not wanting to go too far, but found themselves under her shirt feeling the muscles contract as her body moved against yours. And moving it was, she was slightly grinding against you which was driving you crazy. Your nails slightly dug into her back before grazing down to her thighs.
One of her hands caressed its way down your torso and under your waist band, teasing at going farther.
“Can I-” she breathed.
“Yes,” you whined a little too desperately.
She grinned as she slipped her hand under. Gently rubbing your center up and down, you moaned into her kiss.
You suddenly gained consciousness, and pushed her away, “wait wait…”
She immediately took her hand out and sat up with a look of concern, “did I do something wrong?”
“No, I just…” you couldn’t understand what you were feeling. You rubbed your eyes, “are you sure? or are you just doing this to…I don’t know,” you displayed your hands out shaking them to signify that you didn’t know what you were trying to say.
“Yes, I’m a thousand percent sure,” she sighed with relief, “when I first met you, I thought you were so pretty. As time went on though, we clicked so well that I couldn’t help falling in love with you. I just needed that push to tell you and weirdly, it was the ‘only one bed’ that helped me out,” her hands were placed on her thighs, trying to not shake with nervousness.
“And there was no other time?” you joked.
“Babes, if I coulda I woulda,” she joked back, “but yes, I’m sure.”
You lay in thought for a second scanning her face for any sign of uncertainty, luckily you couldn’t find any.
“Can we go back to what we were doing or are you going to ponder some more?” she mocked.
You giggled, “yes, sorry. Please continue.”
“Thank you,” with a huge smile, she bends over you again and kisses your neck. Her hands finds its way back to your waistband, sneaking its way in, “Still okay?”
“A thousand percent.”
Her hand caressed your center just right, drawing small circles making moans and whines fall out of you with ease.
“What do you like?” she whispered in your ear before going back to kissing your neck.
Your face immediately got hotter than it already was, so you didn’t answer in fear of embarrassment.
“I won’t continue unless you tell me,” she stopped her motions with her hand.
You huff, “Uhm…” you racked your brain to remember. It had been so long since someone even thought about kissing you, “I’m not sure.”
“Oh, c’mon,” she started moving her fingers again but ever so gently, “maybe some praise?”
“You can try that,” you were too embarrassed to say that it was what you wanted now that she said it.
“Yeah?” her hand felt down your wet folds before she continued on your clit, “I can do that.”
She kissed her way back up to your lips as her hand worked its magic. Your hands were tangled in her dark hair before one slid down her arm and told her hand to go inside. It followed orders and gently pushed inside of you.
You moaned loudly into her mouth when she began to slowly pump in and out of you.
“You feel so good, baby,” she smiled against your kiss.
That could’ve sent you over then edge right then but you didn’t want to seem too desperate, so you opted for a whine instead.
“Oh, you really liked that, should I say more?” she cooed.
You nodded your head biting your lip, “yess, fuck,” you forced out.
Her pace quickened so the moans became more frequent. Your eyes were already rolling to the back of your head, you couldn’t believe it.
“You’re doing so well, taking my fingers,” she growled this one out. You could tell Mami was coming out and you couldn’t wait much longer.
“God,” you breathed. Her fingers still plunging into you, you rode her hand and the pressure was quickly rising.
She smiled into the kiss once more when she quickened her pace so fast that you were rocking the bed.
“I can tell you’re close,” she huffed. Her head was slightly sweaty but it made her look even hotter. “So be a good girl, princess and cum for me.”
Your back arched, your toes curled, your eyes rolled, and the pressure finally released, “fffffuuuuck,” you whined.
She let you ride it out as long as it took, which was a few long seconds of you writhing underneath her. Her hand slowed as your breathing became more regular.
“That’s it,” she kissed your neck once more, “good girl.”
“Holy fuck,” you gasped as she pulled her hand out of your pants. She continued to kiss up your neck until meeting your lips for the last time.
“Was that okay?” she slipped off of you.
“That was…” you couldn’t really think, “crazy.”
“Yeah? Well we really have to go to bed now,” she sighed.
You looked at the clock and sighed with her, but then you immediately shot her a look, “we can nap instead of lunch tomorrow,” and you sprung up and straddled her.
“Oh shit,” she caught your thighs, then smiled at you devilishly, “deal.”
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hello, my roommate gave me a night night edible but i am broken so i am wake wake and oh my god do you ever think about gale? do you ever remember seeing gale for the first time and being like, george michael, what is this tattoo, what flavor of british is that (answer: silly n charming mad unfortch 4 me) and he's so suspicious and obviously full of shit and you don't know !!! you don't know actually that is a scar and that's not where being greek coded ends and he has the most gut wrenching experience of religious trauma/dv/grooming all in one hellish burrito of pain. you cannot possibly fathom how earned that divorcee mullet is, you do not yet understand how baby cow those eyes will be, surprise academia abuse is a part of it too, he is a little full of shit but mostly he is just a yapper, as he gets more genuine, he yaps MORE. He has a tressym nanny whomst he summoned as a lonely child, he is a darling death wish boy who is more likely to race a horse off a cliff to feel something than he is to intentionally pick up extra credit work. it's all so much and then your cheeks flushed, gaze bright, muscles glistening and you must know that you're very special to me so many things so many more aahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
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i had a dream u deactivated this account and i got mad at u
also guess who this is i bet you can't
LOL i have no clue who u r unfortch but ty 4 caring that much n most likely i love u lots ….♡?! ?
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purposefully did not allow myself to engage in bedard madness for the longest time because i felt weird about it personally but i have been thinking about him lately... i am never ever immune to a good old fashioned first overall Baby Savior moment unfortch and there's so many layers there
#every daughter of god has a little bad luck sometimes.... yeah......#when the savior baby has a moment of being like. sooo insanely their age and you see past the mythologizing and the stories and it's just#a kid... yeah... cbedard 'i never want to hurt anyone's feelings' and cmd 'why are you ripping into him he literally just got drafted' and#'i used to be a little boy once too' man :(#also in a way we are the same (little guys loose in the city of chicago)#teddyposting
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theres this guy who i just hate so much and when i think about it, my hatred grows and grows into something extreme. unfortch, i have to see this guy often and at unexpected times. i have known him for a very very long time and am somewhat close to him.
but i get so fucking angry when i think about him. tis bad. he has anger issues and it makes ME absolutely just stew in complete fury. he's a fucking idiot and it makes me so so so so so so mad. so fucking mad. out of kontrol mad. obviously hypocritical of me.
but at the same time, i want him out of my life permanent-style. it might be an unreasonable wish, but its my tru heart's desire. and ive been like mindbreakingly fucking angry for a long time now over this. the way he speaks to me, the things he says (retarded) and the way he acts just collectively fill me with hatred and disgust.
is there any justification for feeling that way about your fellow man? maybe not. but i can't seem to quash these instincts of absolute fucking hatred that burn thru my veins. i want to be rid of him and his evil pompous retard vibes. sorry.
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hiiiii um to answer your question i am watching mad men :) i LOVE it but the only people i can talk abt it with are my parents which is very unfortch... i need this show to have the same kind of audience that succession did... i need to see people calling don draper a mirrorball and calling peggy olsen mother... etc.
how long do you think you'd survive in a zombie apocalypse?
omg i’ve heard of mad men but never watched it i understand ur pain tho…sucks watching something + having no one 2 talk to abt it stay strong out there 🫡🫡
and THAT. is a fun question but def depends on many variables…what kind of zombies r they how does the disease spread where am i when it starts etc….honestly i have a lot of misplaced confidence i think i’d do a decent job surviving despite having zero survival skills….i just believe in myself <3
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unfortch i have no sympathy for joshua given that's the name of my bitch-ass ex-bf. if matty hit him i would not be angry tee bee aitch!! (your character, i mean. although if he wanted to deck my ex i wouldn't stop him) <3
Tell me why I’m over here blushing and twirling my hair cuz mads knows who Joshua is / has read something that my own hands have posted. 😭🥰😭
Hahahaha REALLY?!!! I’m so sorry. My condolences genuinely cuz every Joshua named man I’ve ever known has been an asshole in every sense of the word. Second only to “Ryan.” Oh god the name Ryan makes me sick….
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one day a year i am immune from worrying unfoundedly if other people won't like me or feeling like i should not take an opportunity through 'not deserving it' by being able to say to myself "yeah and they wouldn't be mad at little ol' me on my birthday 😌 i can't be expected to abstain from good opportunities on my birthday" and it works. unfortch the clock has stricken midnight and like cinderella i am cast from the magic spell. it was good while it lasted though!
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im. so mad rn. feel like a toxic sports bro i could punch a hole in my wall unfortch :/ going to chew some drywall to calm down
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2023 'overview'
The standard end of year post of course!
This year has both breezed by and felt absolutely endless, personally at least, and i feel like i accomplished nothing(!), but still, here's a round up of some stuff i enjoyed!?
MOVIES: as ever as always! I'm writing this a bit in advance, but i've deffo seen less movies this year than i did last year, tho i believe that i did manage to get out to the cinema way more than usual (tho, tbh, most often on my lonesome i think). I think i've felt the most divided on them this year; i liked a lot of stuff very VERY much! i also have felt so SO bored with a lot more things. i think i talked about having like. a matrix moment last year, nothing like that this year, tho a lot more of being like, 'well yeah, of course', or finally being able to recognise what a shot is, lol. Regardless, here are the movies i probably loved the most this year:
aftersun: all i talked about jan thru feb, need to watch it again. it looks great, its both fun & heartbreaking, and you KNOW i love the found footage side of it all - especially when it addresses that even when you have footage of 'objective reality' you just really cant know it all operation avalanche: as w aftersun, this shit gets at like ALL my interests! OpAv isn't a perfect movie, and i think the more u know about the production/etc the more obvious that becomes [i genuinely WOULD love to see/know more about the version that really did have the mole/romance plotline integrated, but lbr, that doesnt really exist]. ANYWAY!! i do think this is such an exciting film to watch, especially the movie making sequences, and i think the feeling of it all comes across so truly iygm. also, obvs, bc i love conspiracies unfortch the dirties: im sorry there's so much MJ on this list, short tho it is! but hey, these really took over my life for a month there lol. i still havent listened to the commentary w the real film critic, but i truly find this to be an airtight movie, the found footage stuff is so well integrated, justifying everything while also calling all intent/'reality' into question.. i do think someone could spend forever with it - its also funny & miserable! what more could u want (watch my fancam please) my house walkthrough: i genuinely just really like this!! ive said it before, but i genuinely just find it such an exciting watch, the bts just makes it so much cooler - what's sicker than repetition Hon Noms: la confidential: heat walked so this could run ! thirst: so much fun, i love vampire lovers who hate each other beau is afraid: too long, but i really liked most of this, v funny black tower: great example of doing smth so cool w very little
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books:
francis spufford, new sun series, chandler, mauretania
PODCASTS:
sfultra!!!: sean L@TDF finally returns to talk about sci-fi books! sean is one of the few critics i'll always keep up with even when i dont agree w him, & this show has been a real treat all this year - the patreon stuff is great as well - its introduced me to a lot of new stuff & crit, and its been good to hear from him again. if u listen to any of these, listen to this shelved by genre: really good, tho often we have different interests - got me to read a fair few more books this year! im not a games guy, and im mad behind on fatt, so its super nice to get to hear some austin biweekly anyway, lol. twioat (as ever): i was a bit trepidatious about this season starting off, but it's been so much fun, the fellas really knocked it out of the park. i loved hearing from some guests that we havent heard from in ages. this season on AJLT was also fuckin amazing, truly & really adored their coverage; possibly highlight of my summer?? toxic podcast: i almost certainly shouted this out last year, but it was nice to have this around again in the top half of the year!! ale has a letterboxd now & its fun to get to see just how many truly atrocious horror movies he does watch all the time. a true connoisseur
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pick’n’mix:
ntbts: its a such good show!! i've watched more tv than usual this year, but i love how this is done on almost every level. i apologised before for having so much MJ on this list & i stand by that!, but i do think that one of the best (practical) traits in his work is making difficult stuff look not only easy, but genuinely both fun & achievable. whens the movie going to drop??? (lol) getting into shirts: this genuinely was more of an accidental year long thing, starting w the ones i printed for lizzie back in jan/feb, but its been fun! finally got back some screenprinting experience, and i think u can really see some amping up of ambition & basic skill/practice. i do wanna do more in the new year, but am trying to engage with actual intended outcomes (and lbr, the storage issue lol), so we'll see
the sopranos!!: sometimes they really were right about good tv being good, who knew! so much funnier, weirder & depressing than i wouldve expected- honestly undersung at this point. also, it introduced me to a tonne of music lol
the blackberry soundtrack: unfortch i continue to be kinda mixed on the film, as much as i think on a technical level it's so super cool & well-made. i do really like the soundtrack tho!! i'm kinda iffy on some of its application in the actual film, but im a hater, so what can u do lol. the actual thing DOES rip tho
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this whole thing makes it look like i got a lot more done this year than i feel like i did lol. i feel like i had plans up the top but they really all came out in the wash//
i read an okay amount of books, but failed to get thru any piles
i watched more tv than usual this year, and saw id say, a midtier amount of movies, but way more new movies than usual
i moved for a bit! then moved back & got a worse job lol
there was a lot of work i didnt get finished.. i have stuff ive been meaning to edition since this time last year that i still havent gone back to.. that said, i think i did get some stuff done, finally actually did some stone litho(!!!!) & had some stuff up in a show or two
who knows,,, maybe ill finally get my shit together & 2024 could be my year - people say good things about being 26 right??? 😭😭😭
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and here’s MY predictions for the dwts semifinals and finals. i think one of the men is out first. probably danny or stephen idk if stephen has the americas sweetheart angle enough to carry him. and i’m hoping that all the danny critique i’ve seen online is speaking to a loss in votes from people watching that will lead to his elimination. but well i suppose the american people are stupid as hell so maybe i’m talking out of my ass rn. the trouble with democracy really is that we are a nation of dogshit stupid ass losers. for real. anyway and i think the winner will be between chandler ilona and joey. because not everyone has quite realized that joey isn’t that good a dancer so he’s still a contender unfortch. and chandler is obviously miss perfect <3 no way she doesn’t make finals. and ilona i really just feel like dominates the popular vote like i think it’s entirely possible for her to win on sheer votes from the people even if she never gets a perfect 30/30. she has 4 million instagram followers get serious she’s carrying that popularity vote. and for this season i will let it slide if that’s how she wins. i know i’m the biggest complainer in the world about when bobby bones won like that but this time it’s fine. because ilona is not a bad dancer. like at all. she deserves to make top three let’s be serious people… i could also see top three being ilona chandler and stephen. however that would require dwts fans to stop thinking joey is the best thing since sliced fucking bread. so idk. basically we need to work together to make sure danny gets eliminated posthaste i can’t keep seeing idiots think he’s a better dancer than ilona. ilona is DANCING every week. doing lifts. being charming. being funny. putting in the work. WHOLE. PACKAGE. danny. shows up and then whitney dances around him and he lifts her up and she covers how genuinely mediocre he is. and he’s not even funny online. not only should he be eliminated he should kill himself. and he looks gay for a football player. mean and homophobic insult to just throw out there but you understand i’m trying to insult him in the language of his people. i’ve seen football players why is he like. kinda skinny. for a football player i mean. mf built like a mid tier avenger. football players are supposed to look like fucking. idk you’ve all seen football players they’re huge. there’s no way he’s an actually important football player right like there’s no way. anyway. i’m allowed to insult what he looks like because he’s pissing me off btw. that’s like. the rules of feminism. anyway. and yeah joey can eat shit too i used to be a joey girl unfortunately he got sacked with my favorite dwts dance ever on past dance recreation night and he wasn’t very good so now i hope he dies. again he shows up and jenna dances around him and he lifts her and she makes him look more talented than he is. meanwhile ilona is out there putting in the work doing the dancing slaying it AND she can lift her partner too. men kill yourselves forever. and chandler of course has been good from day one and only improved and slayed harder. and stephen actually has some dancing talent and isn’t just standing there while his partner covers him he just gets forgotten about because rylee choreographs dances to showcase what he can do and isn’t 100% focused on covering him and making him look better than he is all the time (which is what whitney and jenna have been doing for danny and joey the whole time) so his flaws become more obvious because she’s not trying to distract from an obvious lack of ability. anyway we just need chandler or ilona to win i’m so serious i’ll be mad forever and ever if one of these men wins it. except stephen but i don’t think that’s likely due to what i just said and also there’s no way he has more viewer votes than ilona surely. like they’re pretty much even on scores now but it has got to be impossible to beat her on the peoples vote right. like right? there’s no way i’m being delusional about her being the most popular star in this season right i mean she’s literally ilona mahar…
#people who have never seen dwts before are tuning in for ilona. i just don’t think that’s happening with like. football fans for danny#i know bachelor fans are tuning in for joey but surely more people watched the OLYMPICS than joeys season of the bachelor….
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Personal headcanon: Gale picked up being verbose from Elminster, but he picked up "pish posh" from his mama
I had to read this so many times because for a moment I was so afraid someone had come into my ask to talk to me about Elminster teaching Gale how to go down town and I was like... my children, I am depraved, but not that depraved lmao
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um, yeah no, I think those are pretty good. If nothing else, Gale had to learn to argue with Elminster. Gale has manners but I think by wizard academia standards he was probably viewed as defiant and a smart ass. I think Gale also probably picked up a lot of vocabulary reading above his age level and mad unfortch from being groomed by a goddess who is old as dickenfuck.
Pish Posh though is so hoity toity, that is very much giving upper class mother complaints.
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#honestly it’s just the scapegoat for anyone to be immature now regardless of if it’s a symptom of autism or not - What do you mean by this? I'm confused.
an attitude I see online a lot lately is this idea that “bad behavior = ive decided this has something to do with autism = i/they might have autism = I/they can do whatever I want now”, which is extremely fucking ableist for about 300 reasons that I’m sure I don’t need to get into lol, but I also see ppl using it as an excuse to never take accountability for anything and then expecting others to apologize for calling them out. i see it a LOT with white ppl online too, doing the whole “I’m neurodivergent and a minor 🥺”
(I should also note that most of the ppl doing this clearly are either not autistic, hence the tags on that particular post, or if they are then they rly don’t know much about their own condition and are parroting ableist rhetoric which is mad unfortch !)
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Pspsps all the asks as a treat
you pspsps at me like The Cat? Jail.
Jk thank you, I love this.
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed. I usually straighten up my room before going to sleep.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Yup, where I work they have an outreach program for people that are homeless and collect them.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I usually tuck then in on one side
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
God I wish
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
Sometimes? I feel like I end up with lil piles of them
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I'm very pro coupon but also unfortch v forgetful so
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Bear, can't punch a swarm of bees
8: Do you have freckles?
Yep!
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
I'm weirdly bashful about pictures but getting better. I try.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
Oh my god whistling, or repeated throat clearing, makes me wanna die.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
Mhm! Campint,, baby
13: What about pooped in the woods?
See above lol
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
There's always something stuck in my head
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Not really
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
I'm choosing to read this as sleeping in the same bed as someone. But none, unfortunately. My girl’s out of the country rn
17: What size is your bed?
Twin.
18: What is your Song of the week?
Ooh that's hard. Maybe Kalahari Down?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Gender is a construct
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Sometimes, not all that often
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
The one that comes to mind is Groundhog Day. I know it's samsara, I do, but this dude's first instinct when he starts repeating the day is to manipulate women, like that aint it, chief
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
No one shall get my treasures, trick question
23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size?
I like that we're using pant size as an equivalent
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Ranch
25: What is your favorite food?
Hmm gyros, love Greek food
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Mad Max: Fury Road
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
The Girf
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
I wasn't. Did go to girl scout day camp once or twice
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Guess it depends how much I'm being paid
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
In the last month. I have elderly pen pals
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
Yep!
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nope, nice try officer
33: Ever ran out of gas?
Also no, I'm too neurotic for that
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
I love a reuben or a cubano
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
The truthful answer is whatever I can manage to but like fancy breakfast, love waffles
36: What is your usual bedtime?
Like 8-10, I'm an old man
37: Are you lazy?
That's a loaded question. I hope not
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Already answered!
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
I'm not actually sure
40: Are you horny?
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nah
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Ooh they both have their benefits tbh
43: Are you stubborn?
To a fault.
44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
You could hold my family over a pit of lava and I would not be able to pick these men from a lineup.
45: Ever watch soap operas?
Jane the Virgin is technically a telenovella, loved that dhow
46: Are you afraid of heights?
Ish? Like self preservation not paralytically
47: Do you sing in the car?
Not really, multitasking is tricky
48: Do you sing in the shower?
Sometimes
49: Do you dance in the car?
Often
50: Ever used a gun?
I have
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
God, probably as a child? Not for a long time
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Yes and I adore them
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Sometimes, like there's a lot going on around the holidays and sometimes it makes me sad
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
God I love pierogis
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Ooh key lime or blueberry
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Firefighter! Specifically a hot shot
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
I think so, like I think there's a lot of stuff I don't understand and don't know enough to say no
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Weirdly often
59: Take a vitamin daily?
I try, doesn't always happen
60: Wear slippers?
Yes, my feet are So Cold Always
61: Wear a bath robe?
Nah
62: What do you wear to bed?
Usually like boxers and an undershirt or whatever shirt I was wearing
63: First concert?
I think technically it was Bruce Springsteen
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Target
65: Nike or Adidas?
I have no opinion tbh
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheetos
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Like the jazz quartet?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
Nope, never did
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Working in non-profits. Or whatever else she decides to do
71: Can you curl your tongue?
Yep, but only once
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
God no, I'm a terrible speller, worse out loud
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
I'm not really a crier
74: Own any record albums?
Nope
75: Own a record player?
Nyet
76: Regularly burn incense?
Noooo don't like the smell
77: Ever been in love?
Yeah. More than once
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Already answered!
79: What was the last concert you saw?
Mmm not actually sure, it's been a hot second.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot!
81: Tea or coffee?
Tea, always
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Sugar! I just made some Actually
83: Can you swim well?
Not really. I learned in highschool after having a weird phobia around it from almost drowning when I was a kid, so I can keep myself afloat but I'm not fast
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes..? Can people not do that…?
85: Are you patient?
Lord no. Fatal flaw.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
DJ
87: Ever won a contest?
I won a box of lucky charms that was just marshmallows
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
Reconstructive, yes
89: Which are better black or green olives?
Black, green are too salty
90: Can you knit or crochet?
No, always wanted to learn tho
91: Best room for a fireplace?
Hmm. The center of the house, especially a cabin
92: Do you want to get married?
Yes
93: If married, how long have you been married?
Not yet
94: Who was your HS crush?
Someone who had no business being
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Nah, I just get passive aggressive
96: Do you have kids?
No
97: Do you want kids?
Mm not really. Thought about fostering but giving birth is horrifying not to mention I'm not ethically comfortable with having kids
98: Whats your favorite color?
Red or blue
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Terribly.
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