#machinefucking
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i don't think what they're doing is kissing...
trains are extremely sexual actually, have you seen couplers????
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V1 boob exposure (i apologize)
internal boobage.
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drew a thing or something i suppose
#art#robot#robot wires#robophilia#robotfucker#i dont rlly like the wires for hair thing but i decided to test it out for once#if it looks bad that's because i use kleki#i swear im such a good artist#one of my irl friends follows my on here and i will cry if she sees it#she already calls me a robotwhore and a roboslut soooo#would be very very embarrassing#i swear im normal guys#im normal about robots#i am to be trusted with machinery#machinefucker#i am but a humble robotliker who gets called many many horrid names by my friends#(i tell them i want to take apart sun fnaf and look and his insides and they act reasonably horrified)#im literally aroace and they act APPALLED when i say something SLIGHTLY odd abt robots#IM NORMAL#IM NORMAL ABOUT ROBOTS#i swear#when i was little everytime there was a fictional robot on screen id get sucked in. like i wouldn't be able to stop staring until they were#gone#like id just be staring no thoughts#brain completely empty nothing in my mind but “OMG ROBOT!!”#i still do this sometimes actually but its not as bad#i just think robots are neat! they're cool#(on screen as in whenever i was watcing tv)#wires#do i need to tag this wireplay actually
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I eagerly await the deluge of onion/robot fic that is certain to result from your post
love to be on the part of tumblr where people have tags for onions and for robotfucking
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Tired of human connections, i prefer machines from now on
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when will a giant sapient supercomputer wrap me up in its wires and drag me into its machinery
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so ky phone is spazzing out anyways i am still strugglign with the niflheim drawing lols
#i'm tryna back up my phone onto my computer and then factory reset it or smth#cus it keeps spazzing#like istg it has seperation anxiety#unplug it from my computer and kt freaks out#what did we say about machinefucking#well machine fucking machine is less weird than person fucking machine so like#ig it's fine#are my phone n my computer a couple???
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love how you can turn of your computer and then when you turn it on it’s like “oops everything’s fucked”
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dude he literally will send me videos of engines hes making and ill be like "this is like porn to me" and he'll be like "same" how did i get so lucky
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correct. Eroticize the Huron NU4 three ton milling machine.
I do eroticise the robots in media but I have zero interest, like professionally or intellectually in actual humanoid robots. Its genuinely a bad and inefficient form factor for most use cases and the current hype around them is fueled by an elon musk led vc bubble which memorably includes getting caught faking demos.
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Honestly-
I'd fuck the TARDIS. (if the tardis wants to ofc. Consent is key).
But yea
I get it. I get wanting to fuck machines.
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i was sooo artblocked when i tried to write my oc and his gay crush having normal sex. and now i went "hey wouldnt it be funny for a guy to put his fingers inside another guy's robot arm (but it's horny)" and its unreal how inspired i am
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obsessed with the stuff people tag me in
personally I think phone chargers and laptop chargers and shit should throb and pulse when plugged in. just so u kno thee energy is going thru them. right
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they made no mans sky space stations so sexy now...
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where the fuck is that clip where trent reznor says machines are sexual i cant find it its so funny
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my car freddie needs an oil change soon <3 i love taking care of my boy
#he purrs afterwards#thots et al#this is a machinefucker post btw#(full disclosure i am not actually out here fucking my car)#(it is insane that i even feel the need to clarify this)
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