#maaaybe they get a lil fucked up

[cupophrogs]

Hey! I saw a little of your "au" from Poppy Playtime, and I wanted to show you mine 😁

I absolutely love how many “saved aus” I’m seeing! Also DAMN YOU JSUT SEWED CATNAP’S MOUTH SHUT LMAO I mean that’s one way to do it/pos

[nocturnalcharm]

NSFW Alphabet (Logan Howlett)

𐙚 cw: everything nsfw that you can imagine. i made logan SO fucking horny lol 𐙚 a/n: all of these are just my ~opinions~ so feel free to disagree w me lol also maybe a lil self indulgent so probs not v accurate to wolvie but its alr :,) 18+ blog!! you are responsible for your own media consumption. if any of the above makes you uncomfortable, do not proceed.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

— he helps clean you up, considering he goes like 4 fucking rounds and by the end of it, you can barely walk. helps you to the bathroom n all hehe

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

— hmm.. feel like his favorite body part on himself is his arms. and on you it’s your ass. he’s def an ass man.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

— so sorry but he cums a LOT. like a fuckton of cum, no pun intended.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

— he works out, not just bc of his job etc, but bc he likes to be able to throw you around like a ragdoll ohmygoshhh.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

—mhmm yes maam. he knows exactly what he’s doing, very experienced.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

— rly likes standing up, holding you under your legs. ALSO doggy and he pulls your hair, so your back is arched. ALSO ALSO,, missionary bc he likes to see your face

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

— def serious. never goofy. maaaybe if yall are drunk he’d be less serious but other than that.. nah.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

— he’s hairy for sureee. very hairy. keeps it tidy for you tho.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

— hahaha.. not romantic. he’s dominant and rough and mean. talks dirty, slaps, chokes

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

— tbh, feel like he doesn’t masturbate. like he’d 100% rather fuck you, and if he can’t, he’d rather just wait til he can.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

— dirty talk, spanking, lil bit of bdsm, likes to handcuff you sometimes, i could go on..

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

— bed or shower. he likes the shower for easy cleanup heheh. but tbh will fuck you anywhere if he’s horny enough

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

— lingerie. and when you sit on his lap!! also when you touch him a lot in public, doesn’t even have to be dirty, just like holding his arm, rubbing his back,,,, oof

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

— cuckholding. he’s way too possessive and jealous. not that you’d want another man to fuck you bc he does such a good job.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

— definitely likes eating pussy. feel like he can cum JUST from eating you out. you love sucking his dick too though. 69 often.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

— starts out nice & slow, so you can get used to his cock, but once you’re good, he is a fucking jackhammer; rough and fast.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

— i feel like he fucks whenever and wherever he can, no matter the time limit. he is horny. like all the time. so yeah he likes quickies.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

— likes to experiment. normally it’s you bringing up a new idea and he’s always down to try it, but if he’s not a fan, he will tell you

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

— oof.. multiple rounds. that man has STAMINA. like 3-4 rounds, or more depending on his day. typically ends with you begging for him to cum bc you can’t take anymore.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

— he doesn’t care for toys, just prefers you and him alone together. but wouldn’t be opposed to trying it if you really wanted to try something

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

— he loves to tease you; loves to watch you squirm just from his words

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

— he definitely does dirty talk and isn’t against moaning/grunting but he’s not loud.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

— just imagining you in the middle of fucking and you ask him to slap you, and he’s a lil hesitant at first bc he doesn’t want to hurt you but you both end up liking it ughhh

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

— he’s big girl… very girthy, and like 8 inches long.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

— HIIIGH. extremely high. can go multiple rounds, but it’s good bc you can too

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

— he falls asleep like right after, soon as he and you are cleaned up, he’s knocked out

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[mutantjellybeans]

you're so fuckin right about peter/johnnybin that post i was just whispering yessss the whole time readin it

i can't write for shit myself (its been 13 years and i wrote something kinda decent imo) but all i can picture is those two doing an interview or making a youtube video as an official couple. like johnny's so used to the structure of all of it but peter?? oh god never let this man be on the other side of a camera he is a MESS

bitchy af....like turned the dial to 11 catty and snarky answers to the fan questions. johnny laughs and pokes fun at his bf about being shy but he gets a lil frustrated/insecure-ish toward the end. "peter didnt want to do this with me; is it because this is too much/I'M too much? i know i've dated a lot of ppl before him so does that gross him out now?" and they have a lil squabble (two men with disastrous personal/professional lives = a perfect match) but make up(out) after yayyyyy!!!! peter maaaybe even starts liking the exposure a bit...def not because he likes seeing johnny smile nope nuh uh totally impossible...

lol sorry for the wholeass novel but ugh i love these dumbasses

You get it! I like to think a reporter will ask them a weird/invasive question and Johnny tries to stay all polite and professional but Peter just immediately goes “what the fuck kinda question is that?” and now Johnny’s trying (and failing) to hold in a laugh, his interviews definitely blow up online and all of a sudden there are dozens of “Peter Parker’s lack of media training” compilations à la Reneé Rapp, I like to think Johnny just eats it up, he thinks it’s hilarious, Sue does not find it as funny as him and tries to make Peter meet with the family PR team before it turns disastrous for them

I like to think in all his cattiness is definitely a result of his brain short-circuiting out of anxiety so his mouth just runs on autopilot, he’ll say literally anything on his mind but he does it with the typical Parker charm that everyone loves

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Okay I'm finally gonna make a regular pinned post instead of that ✨old ass✨ Ambrose one

(this is really just for my own benefit and for new followers/lurkers more than anything else but it's super neat if you read it also. ill give you 7 dollars if you do)

*throws introduction and facts about me on the table:

i'm usually called Sillo but i'm cool with any names anyone wants to give me. bitch, enemy of the state, Dick Van Dyke.

pronouns are largely she/her/hers but im trying out other pronouns like a new pair of pants. i also identify as GNC so you'll hear me refer to myself with masculine terms from time to time but i still want to be a girly girl. if that makes sense. im also cool with they/them/theirs also!!

im currently 24 years old but my dream is to one day live into the hundreds so i can be a knife wielding disillusioned bitter old lady

im poc 💖 this doesn't affect anything but i just thought id mention that

if i ever misunderstand your words or accidentally say something insensitive, offensive, or upsetting, i super duper apologize deeply, i'm autistic so i unfortunately have a hard time reading social cues, understanding people properly, or taking others' emotions into account. please please please lmk if this ever happens so that i can correct myself and do better in the future 💖

i mostly post analysis posts on wizard101 lore and its characters but take this with a grain of salt because my knowledge of the game is very limited, i forget most of what i experience and i havent played the game in maaaybe 8 years? so my observations and opinions are very outdated sorry. oopsies

i have a sideblog at @/anxiously-sideblogging if anyone wants to lurk or follow me there for non-wizard stuff. it's just my hyperfixations on kid cartoons and kid games and i just made it like 2 weeks ago so its pretty empty and cringe

This blog is 18+! i don't post super explicit things very often (I will tag these posts when I do) but overall this isn't really a kiddie friendly space

i am a hypocrite. i may like things for the same reason i may dislike things. sorry im just a lil bit messed up like that 💖

FUCK TERFS and racists and all the -phobes actually. not that the wizard101 fandom has any of these but i wanna say this just in case i get any nasties on here. get out of here 💖💖💖

If you read all that congratulations and thanks that's super cool of you! welcome to my disorganized mentally ill hell 🥰

[pulim-v]

Two characters

Senshi

Asgore

:]

SENSHI

favorite thing about them

He genuinely cares so much for everyone around him it makes me go crazy

Least favorite thing about them

It's a character flaw and it's awesome that it stops happening as the story goes on but the racism gets quite annoying at times

Favorite line

"For all of these years... I've wanted to taste this soup again!"

brOTP

Don't really have one? It's hard to think of a platonic connection Senshi has that has both parties as relative equals and still feels platonic

OTP

If I'm ever not spreading the Chilchuck Sandwich propaganda it is because I have died

nOTP

Don't really have one either, it's hard to find characters without chemistry here lol (maaaybe him and Marcille? Though idk I haven't seen it anywhere)

Random headcanon

I feel like I'm disappointing y'all but I don't make headcanons 😭

Unpopular opinion

Haven't seen that many takes regarding Senshi but I do think a lot of people really misunderstood the conflict between Marcille and him as one of them being wrong while the other is right while it was actually a ✨️nuanced situation✨️

Song I associate with them

Cooking by the Book ft Lil Jon

Favorite picture of them

I have no shame

ASGORE

favorite thing about them

His boo- his a- his ha- the way information about him is drip fed as thw game goes on and you slowly get to piece together who he is

least favorite thing about them

Babygirl couldn't you maybe have CONSULTED the other ruler before DECLARING WAR????

favorite line

"Nice day today, huh? Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... perfect weather for a game of catch"

brOTP

Don't have one! Asgore is so isolated from the rest of the game that it's hard to actually pinpoint a relationship that's close tot hat status lol (though in DR Sans and him could have a nice dynamic)

OTP

Asgorudy 🔥🔥🔥🔥 I love old man tragic yaoi

nOTP

Barring stuff that's Just Straight Up Gross, I'd have to say that I just don't like him and Toriel as a couple, a whole ago I'd have said that it's toxic but like. She doesn't like him. She made that clear. In Undertale he actually respects that.

Random headcanon

Definitely has a German accent, at least in Deltarune. Am I basing that solely off his song title? Maybe. But still.

Unpopular opinion

I don't think he dislikes Sans lmao even in Deltarune he's giving him free pickles, he doesn't seem like the type to be mad that his (ex)wife has a friend

Song I associate with them

Don't have one 😔 maaaybe smth like Adventure Time's Monster? Not sure

Favorite picture of them

JUST remembered his tarot card exists and holy shit

I could ramble about this for hours what a fucking masterpiece

[thesmpisonfire]

Okkokok. I am here. I'm almost always on Tumblr. I would share my account, but...the fic IS anonymous for a reason.

& TYSM NONNIE!!! Ngl I wrote it while not doing the best and it was originally just on anon, but after a while I decided to orphan it. This is making me like it a lot more again, ty <3

Question for YOU, do you think Felps ever thinks about how he was the only who wasn't in Alcatraz forcefully? He was a guard, someone who had some sort of power over the prisoners, even Cell (in a way), and Cellbit+Tazercraft have all this trauma from prison and he was...a guard. And this goes into how he likes Pac, and the...thing with Cellbit.

- need anon

Okay so. Maaaybe im a bit of the wrong person to ask this bc my F!Felps is a fucked up lil guy as well. For a long time, he didn't had empathy and compassion at all. He went across servers and servers with the Watchers blessing knowing he wouldn't ever stay so he often made no connections, just learning new stuff and watching whatever was going down before moving over. He sillied his way into being a guard and Cell fascinated him due to absolute trainwreck he was. And Felps got attached to that rabid weird phantom <3

They both kinda connected in a way. They both hated their home servers, they liked watching people suffer for entertainment, and when Cell branded the fake phone and said Felps' (inexistent) family was under his watch, Felps was even more interested in that fucked up dude. He allowed him to hurt a lot of people, he didn't interfere on them

And when Cell tried to kill him, almost being successful on it, Felps was ANGRY. He felt way more hurt with the fact Cell had the courage to do that to him, he felt hurt by the betrayal just as much. He almost left Cell to die in the island before he realized he rlly liked his presence, deciding to help him and take him along with his server hopping

Due to the nature of his deal with the Watchers, Pac and Mike don't remember him perfectly from the prison, their memory of him is fuzzy, but Cellbit is a different case as Felps made sure to drag Cellbit along with him so they wouldn't forget each other. Felps learnee just as much with Cellbit as Cellbit learned with Felps, since Felps also had to learn to actually connect to people and keep those friendships. They both kinda learned to be human together, in a way, with Felps quite literally helping Cellbit look more human, healing him and taking care of him for weeks as Cellbit suppressed his urges as must as he could by himself before he could get therapy

Also. Felps feels a bit of remorse over the prison stuff, but at the same time not really. He seems himself a bit too detached from that old Felps, and he takes the new chance he has with Pac and Mike seriously as he fully lets them be family, to the point of even falling in love with Pac that strongly

[phobylee]

Just posting some unorganized vampire!au ramblings from last night... and doodles. I will make this a fic I will

You can tell I wrote this in the middle of the night but HDHSHD

The wittebros belong to a family of vampire hunters.. and they stop at this bar/club place and there's this singer who's secretly a vampire (evelyn) and she and Caleb talk-- Philip had left to use the restroom and she literally pulled him on back-- and the talk escalates and blah blah blah she maaaybe bites him and turns him a little bit and when he realizes it he flips the FUCK out and they argue. He tries to hide it and all but he's scared his family (Philip and Caleb are still orphans but they were more or less adopted into a little vampire hunting group) find out and kill him so he leaves. He runs. Leaves the bar and pretty much flees that part of town. Philip thinks he was kidnapped or killed (possibly by a vampire) because he didn't show up for months and then and then and then.. Caleb and eve reunite in one way or another (i imagine out of chance, or perhaps she's looking for him because she feels bad for accidentally turning him.. she got a lil excited ok) and after another brief argument she tells him there's ways he can control his cravings and he, desperate to not have to drink human blood all the time because thats morally conflicting and gross, cautiously agrees to accept her help. And they later legitimately start not hating each other and a relationship slowly blossoms, meanwhile Philip is trying EXTRA HARD to find the culprit who caused his brother's sudden disappearance...

Basically Witteclaw slow burn! I wanna say that during the time they're trying to get along-- early on-- Eve let Caleb stay at her place to keep safe, though Caleb insisted to sleep on the couch cause he was still a little wary of being too close to her.. and just.. Imagining a scene where one morning he's passed out on the couch, shivering because he doesn't have a blanket-- and Evelyn comes by (feeling a tad bad because ??? He's shivering all alone on the couch and she has empathy despite him claiming he was taught vampires do NOT have such things) and she just rests a warm blanket over him,, and he immediately curls up and smiles for the first time since he's been there.

He wakes up baffled and she just grins cheekily at him from the other sofa. Insert glaring and a little grumbled "Thank you"

It's gonna suck when Philip finds him tho. Cause he's a vampire. He's one of them. It'll cause a lot of turmoil especially since it means,,, well,,, the options are very limited <3

In his mind, Caleb could turn on him any time and kill him. But also. That's his brother?? And there's also the safety of everyone else at stake.. and his reputation. It's a lot.

ANYWAY SORRY ABOUT THE LACK OF ORGANIZATION I WROTE ALL THIS AT LIKE 12 AM OOPS!

have some vampire doodles. Top one is new, bottom is a repost but it's RELATED TO THIS AU SO

[triple-pupil]

Ok, fuck it- Here's a scenario I just thought of but would require too many drawings. So I'll leave it written for now.

This is the late 1890s in the city, Mr. Dice, still percieved as the reserved and single Ms. Dice, is buying expensive cigs from a fancy local store in the evening.

He's dressed in his usual going out clothes; a hat to cover his moustachless face and long eyelashes, a pair of thick gloves to cover his delicate fingers, covered from head to toe on a long, straight trenchcoat to hide his curves, his face, his chest, all of it. All these clothes in a gradient of greys and browns and not even any sign of color in his eyes, which is almost the only part of him really visible.

The clerk of the store is confused on what to call their client, analizing him whole and attempting to make out a form in all the hiding there.

They manage to make out some vague curves, a medium sized breast, maaaybe some "feminine" lips and at least a feminine low voice in the few times Dice talked. So after much internal debate they say "Here are the cigs, ma'am! Are they for your husband?".

Dice until then was smilling for courtesy, it wasn't that ear-to-ear grin he would wear in the future, but a simple smile that was just enough to convince. Yeah, that smile falls into a frown when listening to the clerk so he just rips the box of their hands and starts walking away without paying. "Hey, lady! Those ain't for free!" Yells the angered clerk- until Dice beats the shit out of them and leaves (There were no witnesses, it was almost night, so it's oook ig).

He goes to the cave to Inkwell Hell, there's no establishment or even a railroad in front of it, it's just a plain old natural made cave in a mountain, hidden by a dense forest. "That fuckin' cat better be there or I'll... (Rumble rumble)" is murmuring Dice while walking there.

Finally, he reaches the dark entrance, there he has the confidence and sense of safety to remove his hat, now his face is visible. Hidden in the shadows there's a crouching figure, leaning on a shinning, sharp trident. The monster's stare is the only part clearly seen in the creature, and even when he stands up and calmly approaches Dice, he doesn't let a single ray of sunlight touch him, always having a tight hold on the trident despite his leaned back behaviour, as if his life depended on it.

"Well, well! Who's this handsome gentleman I see here?" The Devil begins with a teasing tone "Mr. Dice! Didn't think you'd actually accept my lil' errand" He says with a wide, fanged grin.

The demon's words, his casual but deliberate use of male pronouns, bring a sudden chill down Dice's spine, but it's not the cold, crawling feeling that makes him want to scream, kill someone, and then bury himself six feet deep. In fact, the one just now is warm, it brings a weird but very welcome feeling of happiness, maybe even peace?

With the "clear" mocking from his new friend (At least Dice thinks it's mocking), he gets this overwhelming sensation that this monster, the representation of evil, is the only being who has truly seen him in his life. It was basically like he has been drowning in darkness all his existence, but the moment the Devil sees him for who he is, those are the few moments he breaks out to the surface and can see the sunlight and breathe the fresh air.

And how does Mr. Dice express these feelings, this great relief and happiness he can't put into words? By starting to blush and finally show that ear-to-ear grin, with his eyes shinning with glee, all that against his will- Because he's there internally like "GOD DAMNIT, THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN HE CALLS ME THAT, WHY, STOP, WHY AM I LIKE THIS DKVMDVSKHLSG"

He attempts to play off that happy face for just part of the plan when the Devil checks Dice's empty hands and says with suspission (?) "... You did get 'em, right?..."

"Aw, c'mon, man! Think better of me, Will ya? 'course I got 'em" That's Dice's que to slip a gloved hand inside his coat and take out the box of cigars, he then extends his hand holding them to the shadow of the cave so that the Devil can safely retrieve them. "I tell ya, they'll do real good to ya!" Or something like that- Idk, Dice recomended cigars to the Devil, I still didn't come up of a reason why, and idk he says something Quirky™ and Charismatic™ or something.

And that's all I have.

There’s always angst art of dice comforting devil, what about the other way around?

Like, dice has a rougher day than usual and….well, old scratch is the only one he’s comfortable around.

As I said in another post, I completely forgot what this scenario was supossed to be because of how much time passed and I'm sorry for that... The only thing I have from the original scene is this drawing I'm still pretty proud of, that drawing contains-

‼️GENDER DYSPHORIA, TRANS CHARACTER PRE/MIDDLE-TRANSITION (IDK), PARTIAL NUDITY‼️

1890s, pre-relationship.

I can't come up with a scene but I really want to have the Devil comforting Dice, it would be awesome and lovely, so I'll have this ask haunting the back of my head until then.

What I have certain is that I want a scene like this be related to Dice's process through transition and his masculinity.

cough cough @aka-baka-shiki, if you or anyone else knowlegable got any examples of related struggles plz cough cough

[lesbianstarlightglimmer]

Night.

[stargirlfics]

puppy pound by jazmin bean rlly gives me inspo for a Lloyd fic !! 😩

their relationship is so toxic but anywho, they feed off each other. like the reader does not care if he’s the devil himself, she will up the anti and then some 😤😤 they pair so well together too !!!! shes the honey to his tea, he’s the only one that can scratch the itch like no other

like imagine Lloyd killed one of your bodyguards, the one that you got attached to & formed a friendship w so a fight fires up quick. Lloyd tries to justify himself but, every time he does, you interrupt him. He killed your bodyguard bestie. I mean yeah you flirted w him & maaaybe you talked shit abt your bf ?? BUT you just rlly wanted Lloyd’s attention 🤷🏻‍♀️ it was innocent, until it wasn’t.

Lloyd still has the gun in his hand shaking it while saying “You can make a new best friend sunshine” his face painted like he won the lotto seeing you angry, he can practically see steam coming out of your pretty lil ears.

“Fuck you Lloyd!” You shout, going around the couch that was facing him, “You killed him Lloyd, you get that right? Never mind he was MY bodyguard!”

“You live in my house, under my roof and if anyone looks at you like that creep did,” he said, his words slow and lowered an octave or two. He inched closer to the edge, put his stupid head in his palm, that was free, and laughed.

fucking laughed.

“I’d do it again if I get the chance babydoll”

//// i wanna finish but im getting ahead of myself💀

😚✌🏻

ily sm bby 🥰💋

Ooh Lloyd and toxic really just go hand in hand yes!

You’re both playing games to get on each other’s nerves, going bigger and aiming to be the sharper thorn in the others side each time, truly Lloyd wouldn’t be above getting rid of anyone in his way of making sure you know who’s in charge here mhm especially since you’re under his roof, the least you can do is have some respect for him

He’s so cunning and vile and you get under his skin like nobody else can which makes you both so volatile together! This is such a thrilling and yummy scenario yesss Gracie!!! Love this!

[relax-and-read-on]

Ohhh I love the care and thought you put into the primarchs medical and mental states, they’re human at the end of the day- they can be mentally ill, disabled, any of it, and you have an interesting viewpoint! /pos !!

Hehe, thank youuu! My point of view is that the vast majority of the population deal with various health issues, from the relatively minor to the extremely debilitating, and still somehow manage to do their things. The human body is a wonderful lil machine, even if it brake, *constantly*. The primarch may be super humans, they still live long, dangerous life, and have to deal with extreme stress and trauma. It's logical that it affect them in some way. In fact, here is the list of "issues" I see in each primarch, because it make me pleased to write about them!

Lion: Clinical sociopathy and psychopath. This boy was all alone until he was a teen, and never had anyone to care or love him during the most critical phase of his life. He cannot empathise with others, he cannot understand emotions, it's literally something he does not relate too.

Angron: I won't go TOO far into that one, because I have to sit down and read about frontal lobe trauma, trans orbital lobotomy, and other happy fun practice, and THAT'S gonna be a hoot. In all case, the nails fucked everything, and I need to properly write down what I think they do, in big medical term. Stay tunned.

Sanguinius: His poor, poor ligaments. Flying cannot be good for your joints. His muscles must be incredibly strained and soar all the time too, and I will headcanons that his bones density is much lower for a primarch. Has high level of anxiety disorder, with the whole vampire thing stressing him out.

Roboute: Autistic, and pretty functional! Tho, after his big nap, the man definitely has a solid case of depression. Has general anxiety too, and is always just a few hair short of a mental breakdown. Need glass, for no other reasons that he would be sexy with some.

Lorgar: Ptsd. Ptsd up the wazoo. All the bros have variations of it, but Lorgar is one of those that got the cake. Mentally he's a mess, and I would maaaybe dare to advance that he's either Borderline or Bipolar. The big deal with him is that his abuser is still around (fuck you Kor Phaeron!!), And it's a constant re-trauma for my man.

Magnus: this one is... Complicated, because Magnus is an amorphous pile of warp goo technically. Post heresy, for sure, huge, GIANT depression. Pre-heresy... I can actually see him sometime loosing a grip on his form if he was too tired, and just becoming a shifting mess. Oh! And more than likely a solid helping of mania.

Vulkan: sometime, in downtime situation, he start shaking uncontrollably. Think of old time, wwI shell shock. He was not raised to be a soldier, he just want to protects others. Sometime, it's not enough. And even if his body is fine, he *remember* dying, over and over. That can't be good for one's mental state.

Konrad: *wave hands* he got.... Everything??? Did, mania, psychosis, depression, anxiety, ptsd... And that's without counting the malnutrition/starvation in early childhood. Or the various injury he suffered. Probably has major liver problem too, wich does not help his metabolic ones. Hypersensitivity to sunlight and bright light in general.

Perturabo: This man has depression the size of a mountain. And like. I don't WANT to get into his neural implant... But i cannot beleive that they aren't occasionally inflamed and that they don't cause occasional major headaches. Has really bad stress migraine.

Jaghatai: This man has poor circulation. I can also see him having general bad joints. In comparatively good health, physically and mentally! Aside from the obligatory PTSD but like, everyone has it.

Rogal: our second autistic boy, a lot more rigid! Probably has a solid helping of OCD and repetitive behavior too. Slowly loosing sensitivity in his nerves due to the pain glove, and it could technically be considered a form of self harm.

Corvus: Not an issues in any way, but trans woman, because I need to hammer it home to yall. Hypersensitive to lights. Probably get some circulatory issues from growing up on a freaking moon with little to no natural atmosphere and what was probably weird gravity.

Alpharius / Omegon: perfectly average, without a single physical health problem. Mentally, however... They experience severe dissociative episode due to the nature of their legions. Omegon especially seem to have some severe depression too.

Leman: extremely high metabolism, and actually need to eat a lot more than other primarch to keep up. Overheat extremely easily. Quite smart, but his neural pathway are completely strange: he was raised by wolf, and as such has entire different tough process than most humans, and can have a hard time relating to others if he's not masking.

Mortarion: read his own post, because there is so. Fucking. Much. Lmao. In competion with Konrad for "most starved looking primarch".

Ferrus: Body dysmorphia, with a healthy dose of asomatognosia (aka not recognising your own body part). He's perfectly fine most days with his arms, but in period of high stress, he may zone out and get into one of those tough spiral.

Fulgrim: OCD as big as the galaxy. His anxiety level are so high, his blood pressure is worrying. Rapid cycling bipolar, and his manic episode are legendary. All this as a tendancy to push him into disorder eating, wich does not help his OCD.

Horus: ok, hear me out, it's a weird one: actual, honest to god, schizophrenia. Mostly of the auditory kind, with a solid helping of paranoid delusion. He had it under relative control, with a mix of self medication, self-check and a robust support system. Erebus, chaos and the fucking evil sword basically shattered all the safeguard he had carefully build his entire life, and his delusions took over with the chaos gods now also joining the voices in his head.

I know the Horus one is.... Quite wild, but hey, it's a personal headcanon, and I think it make the character a lot more interesting, imo. As always, yall are free to simply disregard anything I come up with, I'm just a stranger on tumblr lmao.

[tacom-literatureu-blog]

Get recked Sam, whooo! I loved Scar going from :) to >:( in an instant (read as death), it was so satisfying to watch (and also Pearl and Impulse scaring the shit out of Sam as a treat <3)

Yay for Hermits!

So on one hand, we have the Syndicate, 4 of Boatem and the bois safe and sound <3 (Scar showing up to my secret bookclub with two kids in tow? I would react the same way as Techno - HEH?!)

On the other... Jimmy has quit (fucking finally, good for you Jimmy!) and I really hope he doesn't become Connor in this timeline (locked beside Ranboo in a prison he spent so long warden-prisoner...kinda would be a nice twisted irony, ngl...); Grian is probably stalking and trying to get into prison as we speak (or maybe, this is a big maybe and honestly I doubt it is really happening, but maaaybe he is trying to contact the Hermits via the shards that The Prison Break Part of the timeline has begun?), or he is getting wilbur, idk...; Pearl is getting the rest of the gang (field trip n.2, whooo!); and I have a lil sneaky suspicion where Impulse went...and I hope it doesn't get too bloody (and death-ly) before they are able to talk it all out...

...or maybe he just went to Eret like "Hey, so you know the sirens the other day ? Those About Dream getting out? And how they only caused panic cause Dream is actually at this point in time still locked up? Yeah? Let's do it again, but this time actually have a Dream breaking out...together with everyone else stuck in the prison, namely our best boi Ranboo"

You'll just have to wait and see, Wolf <3- Patton

[nakedust]

So about the bonus Azriel chapter...

(ACOSF Spoiler Warning!)

This is my unfiltered take alright. That means this is anything but assembled thoughts.

Okay so Azriel is feeling depressy because he wants a lover/mate too. So he acted out of impulse and just took what he could get for the moment, I assume. Elain was just there and the feelings and frenzy was reciprocated so he went for that kiss.

Tbh, I don’t know what could’ve gone wrong except Lucien having a fit. (Because there was a previous scene where Elain was hanging out with Az and Lucien sensed that and was about to get lowkey feral and Rhys just went “chill man az wont do shit”.)

Okay and that’s exactly why our man Rhys sweeps in once again and handles the could-be mess. Azriel gets a lil scolding, and then expresses why he was doing it. KINDA FELT BAD NGL.

Ok fastworward to GWYNRIEL I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THEM I LOVE THEM SFM I COULD CRY.

Okay so...

Mates are rare but at this point, not so much.

Azriel’s shadows clearly like Gwyn. They calmed down and stuff around her, and didn’t even warn Az that she was in the training pit when he was flying there.

And unlike Elain’s case, Azriel isn’t just going for it because he can. He respects Gwyn, given the trauma of her past (also psst she’s a priestess) enough to quite obviously not go for that. Not to say he doesn’t respect Elain; that only went that far because Elain was just as into it as he was.

Okay, so. Here’s a mate theory.

My friend and I was having this conversation today and well, what she was saying is that, yk how you can scent the mating bond? Maybe Az is confused, like subconsciously. Because Elain is a seer, oracle type of stuff right, and Gwyn is a priestess. And both of them are portrayed to be...pure in that sense, you know what I mean? So my friend was saying that maaaybe Elain turns out to become something of the sort, and therefore the confusion in the scent.

So bottom line, both of them scents similar.

Okay, then, the necklace.

That fucking necklace.

My unfiltered thought is that was THE ultimate dick move. That’s something he’d meant to give Elain, and now he’s opting to give it to Gwyn as a second thought...

Neither of them deserve that, come on.

Imagine how BOTH of them will feel when Elain sees it on her, and when Gwyn ends up learning it wasn’t meant for her in the first place. Poor girl prolly thought Az got this especially for her.

Okay anyway, now to add on to my friend’s Az and Gwyn being mates theory...

Azriel’s shadows responded to Gwyn. Calmly. They calmed around her. Didn’t hide or flare or whatever they usually do. We also didn’t get an insight on what the shadows might have been whispering to Az when he was conversing with Gwyn, sooo 👀

Okay and then lastly, when he finally leaves, he obviously hears Gwyn sing, and his shadows sang back to her.

Please I stan this could-be ship SO. MUCH.

Anyways, as of now I’m hoping Elriel doesn’t become a thing because I’m more into Gwynriel. But like no hate to Elain. She’s sorting out her shit her way and taking everything in her own pace, we just have yet to see more.

And Azriel is sad. Um I don’t know what man’s up to rn but, yeah.

[tribus-semitae]

Sexy Headcanon Meme! // 👀 - What do they look for in a sexual partner? 😡 - Are they into hate sex? If yes, name another character they might have hate sex with. 💦 - Any traits or physical attributes that really turn them on? (Any of these for any girl!)

👀 - What do they look for in a sexual partner?

"Ehh I mean they gotta look nice ya know, call me shallow but I do like a good lookin person. Specifically around the booty area, and maybe nice arms. Also, do love if we can make things fun ya know, not just get down and dirty but also lil teasin never hurts "

😡 - Are they into hate sex? If yes, name another character they might have hate sex with.

"See, I am a pretty aggressive person myself but the whole hate sex thing is something I cant really get behind at. Like If I hate someone, why would I want to give them the pleasure to have me in bed? That whole concept is fucked up really "

💦 - Any traits or physical attributes that really turn them on? (Any of these for any girl!)

"Well everyone knows I love a good booty. Other than that hmm...I guess a nice smile catches my attention too, oh and maaaybe forearms! "

"I do love a nice set of pecs on a man, well defined waist is also a huge plus for me. And oh, thighs~"

[mintchochipkookie]

For the Fandom ask: Merlin (if you haven't already answered for it).

Hi hi hi! There's been a sudden increase in Merlin edits on my dash and I've been so nostalgic for the show but it's been so long since I watched it. These answers are gonna be solely based on vague memories and ✨emotions✨ that have stuck around for 10 years.

my favorite female character Really the only 2 who got any focus were Gwen and Morgana and I love both of them. Morgana had a lot more going on in general and I think her character journey was interesting, but I think they could've added more nuance to it. Because of that I'll probably go with Gwen. She is a lil ray of sunshine who deserves everything good in this world. She's so sweet and awkward and loyal, but is a strong queen in her own right and you know what? Good on them for ending the show with her on the throne. One thing I'm still upset about is the lack of Morgana/Gwen interaction or relationship exploration, post S3?????

my favorite male character I think this one's gonna come down to the 2 leads as well, but I've never been able to decide on just one tbh. They both really are two sides of the same coin and their characters have SO much overlap. Based on nothing but sympathy, I'm gonna pick Merlin because I think he went through a lot more pain and suffering and shouldered all his responsibilities in secret. He didn't do it for any reason besides protecting his best friend and also he is a good boy. (Arthur is a very good boy too, don't get me wrong.)

my favorite season Ummmm I think S3 or 5? My memory is kinda foggy, but I generally love the third season of a show lol it's just a thing. But it's also when a lot changes and things get going sooo

my favorite episode Oh there's a few that I always remember and will rewatch when I need to smile. A Servant of Two Masters is one of those cuz they're just such dorks omg. I also really like The Death Song of Uther Pendragon?? And I really loved every time Lancelot was on, it's a shame he barely got any time on the show. 😢

my favorite cast member Look Merlin was during the peak of my Tumblr geeking days and I just really really love Bradley and Colin's relationship, and I'm not picking one.

my favorite ship I'm gonna say Merthur even tho idk how I ship them. It's mostly platonic for me, but idk, like their relationship is definitely really intense. However you want to interpret it, Merlin/Arthur is the heart of the show and is the most important one. I also liked Arthur/Gwen and Lancelot/Gwen was kinda cute too.

a character I’d die defending Is there anyone to defend? Who is out here hating on any of these sweet babies? They're all great, I'd defend any of them in a heartbeat.

a character I just can’t sympathize with Uther, FUCK that guy.

a character I grew to love I don't think there was anyone who I didn't really like you know. I think maaaybe Gwaine, just cuz I ended up liking him a lot more than I did initially.

my anti otp Again, nothing in canon that's too weird, but Merlin/Gwen. I refuse to ship them romantically at all, I loveee their friendship.

Send me a fandom ask!

[tteokdoroki]

at the mention of... the previous events, i flush but still laugh at your remark, you've got some nerve sayin' that with that adorable little expression. a hand comes down roughly on your thigh, halfheartedly kneading the area afterward, "hmm... i guess i am feelin' a lil spent after what you did earlier... puttin' in effort sounds a lil... hmmmm...." i make a show of my contemplation, reluctantly removing one had from you to put it on my chin, stroking in thought as my brows furrow in thought. your sweet begging almost makes me regret ever letting my hands off you, makes me regret not fuckin' you so hard that all you can feel is the way my dick shapes out your insides so much that the only thing that can pleasure you anymore is me. well, almost. "if you think i'm not doin' you right then surely the master herself can give me a few tips, yeah?"

this time, removing my hands from you is only slightly easier just because i get to tease you and see that lil pout again. further reclining—basically melting into the mattress—with my arms folded under my head to support it, i look up at you and raise a brow, "well? don't be shy now, show me how you like to be fucked." i buck my hips to emphasize my last word, and maaaybe further accentuate the hardened muscles under scarred skin, sweat gleaming and outlining every dip and curve of my form. "we've got allll the time in the world, princess. let's be sure to be as... thorough, as possible."

🍗 (hmm, i'd be glad if that was the reason 'cause i want the exact same thing. what's stoppin' us from doin' exactly that, then? hehe, and i'll stop teasin' you when you stop bein' so cute!! my lovely lil babydoll 💛����)

squeak

my body squirms at the spank you deliver to my angel thigh, delicious pain shooting straight to my core. i was only teasing >:( whining at the connection, i cross my arms and huff in your lap— making a point to glare down at you despite how good it felt. “ouch, meanie.” i pretend to act like im not going to throw a tantrum when your hands withdraw from me, feeling too bare and even more naked than before. nothing beats the way you touch me or make me cry out your name as you plough into me, but i guess these are the consequences, even if i hate them. “you’re so mean daddy, so unfair. always teasin’ me and when i tease right back i get in trouble!”

the pout in my lips does nothing but deepen when i notice your amusement, a low whine sounding in my throat as i attempt not to make grabby hands for you. readjusting on your cock and clamp down with an idea in mind. “if it’s a show you want, then a show you’ll get,” i wink down at you, rolling my hips into yours slowly. biting my lip at the sight of your body, i trail a hand down to rub circles on my clit, setting a sensual pace of lift and drop above you. “feels so good,” i sigh, then mustering the most raunchy moan i can manage, I look down at you mischievously. “dabi, fuck me dabi... harder, oh god touya, you feel so fucking good!”

( don’t think there’s anything stoping us baby, i say we start on this plan right away, don’t you? and i can’t help being cute if i don’t think i am dummy >:( )