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digitalsmeg: last chappellroan show of the year 🪄
#userchappell#chappellsource#chappellroanedit#chappell roan#chappell roan*#my favorite midwest princess#(knocks on your door at 7 am)#excuse me ma'am#do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior strappell roan?#mine#edit
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STAR TREK: VOYAGER - S2E4 Elogium
#trekedit#star trek#star trek voyager#kathryn janeway#chakotay#star trek*#voy*#voy 2x04#janeway*#chakotay*#kate mulgrew#robert belrtan#my gifs#excuse me ma'am what is this flirting on the bridge
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106/365 days of regina mills
#ouatedit#ouat#once upon a time#reginamillsedit#regina mills#lana parrilla#enter the dragon#365rm#excuse me ma'am this isn't a photoshoot
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You didn't know?
Pairings: Alex Cabot x reader.
Summary: Y/n and Alex have been dating for a while, but no one in the squad knows about it. Right?
A/n: Another beautiful request but this time...Alex Cabot x reader. I gotta admit I have many of these, both for Casey and Alex, and let me tell you...it's comfort. So, if you have any more reader inserts, lemme know. Enjoy and leave your comments, reblog, hearts, whatever you'd like, will be very much appreciated🫶🏻
*not my gif*
If there was something about the SVU squad, was that they all had their backs, no matter what. Either they had some issues, they were attacked, they were at risk, whatever they needed, they were there for each other. But something that they didn’t find odd at all was that they really didn’t talk much about their personal lives. Of course, everyone knew Stabler’s kids and wife, they knew about Fin’s son, Much didn’t actually say much but Stabler knew he had a brother, and Olivia, they knew about her mother that had now passed away. Alexandra Cabot learned a thing about everyone every single day, from the day she joined, she learned to study them and get her own conclusions until proven wrong, that’s the way she got to know people. It was no surprise that Alex was a private person, people knew some things about her but nothing too personal, whatever she did after work, it was for her to know and for the rest to wonder. It was even uncommon to see her in normal clothes, always wearing some fancy brand suit with her perfect hair, so if she had a secret life outside work, no one would ever know.
That’s how, no one in the squad or even the DA’s office knew that Alexandra Cabot had a girlfriend. The Ice Queen had a girlfriend. It wasn’t like she wanted to keep it a secret, it was not, she was happy with her girlfriend, and she loved her. Hell, she was crazy about her, she’d do anything for her, she had fallen hard, and she was happier than ever. But she also knew that if she put it out there that she was dating someone, she would be at risk. They dealt with any type of people every day to the point where they didn’t know how dangerous they could be and what they could be capable of, so that’s why Alex decided to keep it between them. And her girlfriend, y/n, didn’t object. She knew the job, she was close to it since she worked as Melinda’s second in command, so basically, she knew the whole squad, she was seen at the precinct whenever Melinda was busy and asked her to go. So they knew her.
That’s how Alex and y/n met; Melinda was normally the one who took the results to the squad, sometimes directly to Alex whenever she requested a copy to prepare her questions, but they had been stuffed with work and Melinda had sent y/n to take a copy of some exams to Alex. Y/n knew who Alex Cabot was, of course she knew, she had seen her before, and she would’ve lied if she said she hadn’t felt butterflies in her stomach. She was beautiful, y/n was sure that wherever she went, everyone stopped and stared at her, how could they not? But this was the very first time that she was going directly to Alex, to say the least, she was very nervous, she knew she’d definitely make a fool out of herself.
Y/n knocked on her door and cleared her throat. “Ms. Cabot?”
Alex looked up and smiled. “Hi, can I help you?”
“Uh-“ Y/n showed her the folder and smiled a little. “Melinda asked me to bring you a copy of the results from the Turner case?”
“Oh! Yes. I thought she’d come. Come on in.” Alex smiled. “Close the door, please.” Y/n gulped as she closed the door, walking to Alex’s desk and handing her the papers. Alex looked up at her and grinned. “You can sit down, you know?”
Y/n chuckled. “Thanks.”
Alex squinted her eyes as she looked at her, raising her brow. “Can I offer you some water?”
“No, I’m good. Thank you.”
Alex nodded and started reading the results. “Seems like everything I need is here.” She looked back at y/n and smiled. “Thank you for bringing them to me.”
“Is there anything else you need me to bring?”
“Not for now. I think these results will be enough.” Alex smiled as she tilted her head. “You’ve been to the precinct, haven’t you?”
Y/n nodded, her heart skipping a beat. Alex has noticed her. “I have. I normally go whenever Melinda is busy, I’m…literally her second hand.” She chuckled.
“You must be good at your job then. I know Melinda can be a little strict.” Alex grinned.
Y/n chuckled softly. “She’s alright. She’s been like my mentor ever since I joined.”
Alex nodded. “Well, I won’t take more of your time. Thank you for bringing me these. I hope I get to see you again.” She grinned.
Y/n stared at her for a moment, feeling her legs trembling. “Would you…maybe…like to get a coffee some time? Maybe lunch?”
Alex tilted her head as she smiled. “I’d like that.” She grabbed a small card and wrote her personal phone number on the back. She looked up again and handed it to y/n. “Here. Call me when you’re off work and we can meet up somewhere.”
“I sure will.” Y/n smiled softly as she grabbed the card and looked at it for a moment and then back at Alex. “I’ll see you around then.” She stood up and walked to the door.
“See you around, y/n.” Alex smirked as she looked back down at her files.
Y/n stopped on her tracks and looked back at Alex. “You…you know my name.”
Alex looked back at y/n. “I might have asked Melinda about you.” She smiled.
And that’s where the relationship started. Y/n loved to remember how Alex used to play this flirtatious woman, almost hard to get. She would lie if she said she had never heard from people how Alex always rejected them when asked on dates, but y/n had acted out of impulse when asking and she got a yes, and Alex later confessed that she had been watching y/n from afar and she had been wanting to run into her to ask her out but never had the pleasure too. After a month or two of dating, Alex was deeply in love with y/n and the ‘hard to play’ persona was completely gone.
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“Melinda, I finished the paperwork from the Lopez case. Do you need anything else?” Y/n smiled softly as she stood beside Melinda.
“No, you’re free to go.” Melinda looked up at her and smiled. She raised her brow as she grinned. “Going somewhere in this fine Friday night?”
Y/n chuckled. “To my couch and my cozy blanket.”
“Oh, c’mon, y/l/n. You’re young, why don’t you go out and get yourself a date? I’m pretty sure you’d get anyone you want.” Melinda said as she went back to the computer.
Y/n smiled. “I don’t really want anyone. I’ve already got what I want.” She patted Melinda’s shoulder. “See you tomorrow.” She grabbed went to grab her stuff before she left.
The moment y/n started working with Melinda, she felt safe and comfortable, something she had been scared about because she first thought she would never be good enough for her job. But Melinda had received her with open arms and had taught her everything she knew so far, and y/n always told her she would forever be grateful. So whenever Melinda made comments like that, she wished so badly she could just tell her that she had everything she always wanted because she was dating Alex, but she knew that their relationship was private and for a good reason. They had been dating for the last 2 years, and the conversation about relationships had never actually showed up until this very moment, which made her realize that for all this time, no one had suspected anything. Maybe because they were not seen together often, or they were not in the same place ever.
Y/n closed the door behind her and placed her coat and bag on the rack beside the door. She made sure the door was locked and she walked to the big living room, finding Alex sitting on the couch with some files on her lap. She loved the times when she came back from work and she found Alex in the apartment already, it wasn’t common since Alex normally always worked until late at night in her office, or if she came back home, she was stuck in her office until early hours. Y/n smiled softly and leaned over the arm of the couch, kissing her cheek softly.
“I’m surprised you’re home.” Y/n whispered softly as she kissed the side of her head.
Alex giggled and threw her head back to look at y/n. “Thought I’d just finish my notes here.”
Y/n chuckled at the angle but leaned down to kiss her lips. “Good. So. Dinner? Do you fancy some chicken and pasta?”
“I’d like that.” Alex smiled. She then moved as y/n walked out of the living room. “Do you need some help?” She put all her files together and then followed y/n into the kitchen.
“You can just sit there and look all pretty as always.” Y/n tilted her head as she smiled.
Alex rolled her eyes playfully. “You’re afraid I’m going to burn down our kitchen?” She went ahead and got some glasses out for wine.
Y/n chuckled and wrapped her arms around Alex’s waist, kissing her shoulder. “I want to spoil you. If you wanna help, you can go ahead and put the pasta to boil while I prepare the chicken.”
Alex turned on her arms to look at y/n and smiled. “Okay, that sounds like a plan.” She pecked her lips softly and then went ahead to get the pasta.
“So…” y/n cleared her throat as she got all the things she needed from the fridge. “Melinda asked me why I wasn’t partying in this fine Friday night.” She walked to the kitchen island and placed all the things there, looking at Alex.
“And what did you say?” Alex turned to look at her with a curious look.
“That my couch and my cozy blanket were waiting for me.” Y/n smirked.
Alex laughed. “Am I the blanket?”
Y/n shrugged. “You could be.” She winked at her.
Alex shook her head as she walked to y/n and kissed her forehead. “We can always tell them, you know?”
“I’m okay with how we are.” Y/n looked at Alex and smiled. “We know the job we do, I know the risks you have with your job. And it’s a relationship for us and no one else. So…” she shrugged. “I don’t mind.”
Alex nodded as she smiled. “Then we just stay as we are.” She leaned in and kissed her lips softly. “You know I love you, right?”
“Mmm…no? I don’t know what you talking about.”
Alex wrapped her arms around her neck as she grinned, pulling y/n for a slow and passionate kiss, y/n’s hands going up to her back to pull her impossibly closer. She tried deepening the kiss, but Alex pulled away, smiling against her lips.
“Say that again?” Alex whispered.
“I love you too.” Y/n smiled as she pulled Alex for another kiss.
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“Life without parole.” Alex said as she walked into the room with the squad sitting at their respective desks, everyone looking at Alex.
“We knew you got this, Cabot.” Fin said as he offered a smile.
“Wait, so they didn’t buy the whole crap of being mentally ill?” Elliot grinned.
“His DNA was literally all over her and almost in every part of her apartment. There was no way they’d believe that he was mentally ill when he was fully conscious of what he had done. I defied him and he told me every little thing he did, and he looked proud of it. That was our win.” Alex grinned.
“And we gotta thank or M.E.’s for that.” Olivia said just as Melinda and y/n walked in, looking at everyone with confused looks.
“What happened?” Melinda looked at Alex confused.
“Life without parole. We got the bastard., and Olivia is right. I have to thank you both.” Alex grinned softly as she looked at y/n.
“You’re very much welcome. It wasn’t much. We just needed to test around 15 people to find a match.” Y/n shrugged as she joked.
“Ms. y/l/n complaining here because she was the one who tested them all.”
“Hey, I spent like 2 hrs there, It’s only fair that Ms. Cabot here thanks me.” Y/n smirked as she looked at Alex.
“As I said, thank you for your help.” Alex winked at her, turning to check that no one had noticed.
“Well, well. We also worked here, so, what do y’all say we go for some drinks? Melinda? Y/n? Alex, you promised you’d join us next time so it’s only fair you come with us tonight.” Fin got up and grabbed his coat, looking at the squad.
“I second, Fin. We all have to go.” Munch stood up too and grabbed his coat, putting it on.
Olivia looked at the girls and raised her brow. “C’mon, girls. A drink won’t hurt.”
Y/n looked at Alex who was already looking at her and they gave each other a small nod as if to confirm that they were okay with it. It wasn’t their first time joining the squad for drinks, they’ve done it a bunch of times before, but they always preferred to just go home and have their own little celebration in the comfort of their apartment, but tonight, they thought it was no harm to join them, they knew it would be fun and they could always leave after an hour or so. They all walked to the nearest bar that was not that crowded, and the rounds of drinks started. It was maybe the fact that they were laughing hard that they didn’t notice how many drinks they had so far, or maybe it was just them not minding the number of drinks they’d take that night, it could be anything at this point, but Alex definitely wasn’t counting her drinks.
After 2 hrs, y/n had ordered some water and coffee for them, wanting to sober up a bit -not that she didn’t like tipsy Alex, she actually thought she was really cute, and two or three more drinks and she turned into hot Alex, which…was her personal favorite-. She went ahead and picked up their drinks, putting them in front of Alex who looked at her with a confused face at first.
“So you sober up a bit.”
“Ah, c’mon, y/l/n!” Elliot laughed. “You’re no fun. Let Cabot loosen up a bit. Not like we’re drunk.”
“Yeah, y/n. It’s the first time in so long that Alex actually says yes to coming with us for drinks and you wanna stop her.” Melinda raised her brows as she looked at her.
Y/n rolled her eyes playfully as she looked at them. “I’m just looking out for you, you know?” She then looked at Olivia. “Liv? Back me up here?”
“Oh, c’mon, baby. Another drink or two are not gonna hurt me. I’ll drink the coffee after another drink, promise.”
“That’s what you always say, Lex, and then you whine about having another.” Y/n raised her brow at her as she grinned. But then her grin vanished as she looked around them.
At the same time, it seemed like Alex sobered up enough to realize what they had just said, doing the same as Y/n. “Uh. Maybe I should take my coffee now.” She grabbed the cup and took a sip of it.
Olivia raised her brows as she smirked. “Baby? Lex?”
“Is there something you guys wanna share with the group?” Melinda smirked.
Munch furrowed his brows as he looked at everyone. “Wait, you guys really didn’t know that they were dating? They’ve been dating for the last 2 years. I thought you guys were detectives.”
Everyone turned to look at Munch with surprised looks, Alex and y/n’s jaws dropped as they stared at Munch. They were so sure they had been careful enough to keep it private, but it seemed like they had failed.
“How did you know?” Y/n finally said after like 2 minutes of silence.
Munch huffed a chuckle. “If you guys wanted to keep it private, you should’ve avoided standing in front of the precinct and kissing.”
Alex laughed as she shook her head. “Guess it’s out now.” She looked at y/n and shrugged. “Told you sooner or later they’d find out.”
“I mean, Munch is not wrong. You are all detectives and couldn’t figure it out?” Y/n shook her head. “You should be ashamed of yourselves.”
“You gotta be kidding me! I was about to get you a date and you’ve been dating Alex for 2 years! Thought we were sisters.” Melinda snapped as she laughed.
“In my defense, it was never brought up. And yes, you’re like my big sister, so I apologize. But now that you guys know, yes. Alex is crazy for me.” Y/n wrapped her arm around Alex as she grinned.
Alex laughed as she shook her head. “Oh, says the one that was a bundle of nervousness whenever I was around.”
Y/n chuckled as she leaned in and kissed her lips, not caring about the squad anymore. No, they were not really trying to hide it, they simply decided the relationship was theirs and theirs only, so there was no need to display it to anyone else, but now that they all knew, they were more than happy to share it with them. Even though they knew the teasing would never end.
#alex cabot#alexandra cabot#alex cabot x reader#svu#svu fic#law and order svu#also excuse me while I pass out but the gif?? ma'am
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Thinking about Steve Rogers finally getting the chance to go to college post-ice and being the most fucking annoying student in a philosophy professors class
#you KNOW that boy is arguing with everything#not mean spirited about it#but he wants to challenge everything to learn#push a little deeper#understand a little better#dig up what moral ground he stands on and discover the moral ground that society is built on these days vs the days he grew up vs the futur#plus he absolutely has BANGER thoughts about what is death and consciousness#by most annoying it also includes going back and forth with the professor for so long that people end up staying after class ends lol#NOT TO MENTION#he gets to have the fucking funniest excuses for why he didn't do that assignment or it was late or whatever#like#uh ma'am an alien race invading New York got in the way of me finishing my paper can i have an extension?#steve rogers
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The Smiling Man
#delta green#ttrpg#operation: silent mountain#indrid cold#cryptid#the mothman prophecies#artists on tumblr#excuse me ma'am do you know how fast you were going?#this was promptly followed by bernice running over this guy's feet as she peeled out away from the gallipolis hospital#that the actual police were converging on and she and cary were fleeing
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In English, we say, "Toxicity."
In TES, we say, "Do the right thing. Paarthurnax deserves to die."
#toxic hag#every morning i wake up and choose violence against delphine#delphine#paarthurnax#the dragonborn is a card carrying member of the protect dragon grandpa club#excuse you ma'am that is my DRAGON DAD YOU WANT ME TO MURDER#how dare you#thousands of years of community service and delphine is calling for execution#fart face#the elder scrolls#tes#skyrim#lol#meme#in english
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#columbo#season 7#try and catch me#some say he's still trapped in Sexy Lady Circle to this very day#sure he COULD escape. whether he really wants to is another thing entirely#he'll Sorry Ma'am Excuse Me Ma'am for eternity if it means this is his fate
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Do you think sometimes when Shanks and Buggy were younger, they would get "kidnapped" just to steal or fight the people that did it without getting in trouble with people? The two kids just follows a couple bandits and when Buggy & Shanks know they could defeat them, they stage getting themselves kidnapped?
Totally see Buggy robbing them dry from treasure and Shanks by robbing their alcohol.
There is no doubt in my mind that they absolutely did that.
Buggy had a seven stage plan when it came to Operation: Acquisition, and Shanks probably turned the plan tits up the first three times before Bugs decided to incorporate his accomplice's ability to Fuck Shit Up into the og plans instead of contingencies.
Shanks privately thought they should also account for Buggy's luck stats either being AMAZING or SHIT, but he knew better than to say it outright.
Rayleigh probably caught in pretty quickly as to the truth of the matter but he let the kids have their fun.
Roger probably also knew but still freaked out every single time it happened bc Big Strong Competent Men Comically Losing Their Shit will never not be one of my favorite tropes. Buggy and Shanks go missing? Gol D. Roger becomes Brandon Rogers.
Tell you what though, those kids made BANK.
#buggy the clown#witchy answers!!#shanks#shanks and buggy#the boys would honestly thrive doing that#their heists are subtle but flashy#buggy gets treasure#shanks gets booze#win win#the mental image of Roger doing the thing is killing me#EXCUSE ME MA'AM HAVE SEEN MY SONS THEY'RE ABOUT THIS TALL CLEARLY GAY BUT WE HAVENT HAD THE TALK#BUGGYYYYYY - THAT MOTHER'S ADRENALINE IS KICKING IN - SHAAAAAAAANKS-
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a gif of pantsless dean waving his pudding maker around captioned with: eat some creamy white stuff. he really did that. flat out said swallow some jizz in a gay way while reminding us of the fictional canon gay ship he adores and helped make history with. on every social media account and then some.
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SPENCER REID 1x14 | "Riding the Lightning"
#u know i had to gif him too#um excuse me ma'am yo bob is fye#cmedit#criminalmindsedit#spencerreidedit#criminalmindssource#*
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i think i'm special 'cause i cut myself wide open
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holy shit, chat did we get a frida reveal?!?? yes we did chat, yes we did
frida + with my own personal tweaks, she's pretty cute regardless!!
#raindropsart#excuse me ma'am you are so cool#save rottmnt#rottmnt fanart#rise of the tmmt#rottmnt frida
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Her Royal Hotness Princess Anne, the Princess Royal, attends the Royal Celtic Society's 200th gala dinner in Holyrood Palace, Edinburgh, on 28 September 2022.
#ON THIS DAY#ONE YEAR AGO#I LOST MY MIND SEEING THESE PICTURES#LIKE#MA'AM 🥵🥵#WHO GAVE HER THE RIGHT#???#EXCUSE ME#WHO GAVE HER THE FUCKING RIGHT TO BE THIS HOT AT THIS AGE? WHOOO???#wow just wow#she looks fab#anne serving looks#shine bright like a diamanned#I WANT HER TO WEAR THIS DRESS AGAIN#PLEASE MA'AM#princess anne#princess royal#brf#british royal family
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Wonder if you might help us with our inquiries
I don't know if it has been done before but here is THE QUESTION.
There are numerous characters in Good Omens, but I am particularly interested in these two.
#pick a side#good omens#good omens 2#crowley#aziraphale#the thin duke of duck#mister fell#the soft one#strawberry#butter scotch#michael sheen#david tennant#neil gaiman#excuse me ma'am we're two Supernatural Entities just looking for the notorious Son of Satan. Wonder if you might help us with our inquiries#starting a war in good omens fandom#sorry not sorry#I'd like to know#it's like choosing between mom and dad but we all know which one we'd choose.
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