#ma'am that's illegal
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Had an older lady on the phone who said that tv show actor Oliver Stark was sending her money for her bills. She then got very angry we wouldn't turn her online banking back on after she gave out her info to this very legitimate person, whom shes been talking to for a year and a half now, so he could definitely send her money.
I've never had someone guilt trip me about not letting her get scammed, but boy howdy did it sure happen today.
#jacq life#ma'am I looked into your account history#in like three days you took out like 8k in cash and them paypaled 4k more#no you cant continue to be taken for a ride by some guy pretending to be a tv actor#I kind of think she was unconsciously aware this was wrong cause when I started asking her about it#she immediately was like 'oh this is nothing illegal! its nothing illegal at all I swear!'#but she did spend three minutes giving me the business about her bills and her upcoming surgery and how shes going to close her account#I'm sorry all this is happening to you but giving your account info to a scammer is NOT GOING TO MAKE IT BETTER.#ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU SENT HIM 13K IN MONEY ALREADY#hope the next bank she goes to is also diligent about this#so she can figure out what's actually happening to her
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Even after telling us everything she did.... i feel she should be in jail bc she still looks so damn fine y'all
#thats illegal ma'am#i shouldn't think you look hot#but you do#so fuck you#romance club#rc#rc xantheia#rc soulless
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Literally a gift from the heavens!
Doesn't matter that she probably stinks of barley tea rn (in fact that might be a bonus).
Girl hot.
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First day of the new job :D
one thing that will be interesting is this family's a bit more... wary of internet/cell phones (think "cell phone radiation"), so they don't have the wifi on all the time and the mom asked that I not have my phone near the kid(Sprout, unless I think of a better-fitting nickname) most of the day. My dash is gonna take forever to get through when I get home tonight. xD
#queen rambles#for what she's paying me i will ''yes ma'am'' about just about anything that isn't illegal and/or harmful#this is a good job with good hours and DIRECT DEPOSIT and good benefits#i will survive without my phone in my pocket#just if i'm slow replying that's why
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sarasiipola
#ma'am please#it is illegal to look this gorgeous#sara siipola#umk#uuden musiikin kilpailu#finland#eurovision#2024#suomi#euroviisut
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I'm starting to see why A Closed and Common Orbit is everyone's favorite. I think it's because the smaller cast means that the characters and their issues can be much more fleshed out, and that's where Becky Chambers really shines.
In particular, Sidra really resonates with my experience as an autistic trans person, especially the way people take her choices away from her constantly while telling her that of course they see her as an equal and refusing to acknowledge that her experience is inherently different from theirs because her brain is not designed like theirs.
#present day pepper really irked me because of this#like#ma'am you literally convinced her to move into the illegal body kit#and now you wanna act like all the issues with it are somehow her fault#and then be pissed because she cant just be like everyone else because you said so?#a closed and common orbit#pepper#blue#sidra#books#space books#space opera#scifi#sci fi#booklr
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H E C A T E 🌙
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Why do ppl get so offended when you say you're not interested in something kinda popular.
Like, we just got back from visiting my red neck family and my aunt got so offended when I was uninterested in the fireworks on Fourth of July. And when I said I didn't care about cars.
Like. What. First of all, we didn't grow up with fireworks. Secondly, a car is a car and a truck is a truck. A jeep is a jeep. If it does the job it was built to do it's a good car. Pretty much all cars of the same type look the same (power cars vs trucks vs jeeps etc) and it's like. ??? Why would I care about this.
#irl shit#apparently they're super judgemental#and pretty extreme in their thoughts/opinions#and i don't think I'll be going back there ever#cause. yikes.#this isn't the first time I've gotten kickback for not being interested in popular stuff#but here it's like#astonishment over not knowig celebrities#not. Extreme Judgment over very western and red neck things#like. ma'am. have you seen where i live#(yes they have)#fireworks are illegal here and also we don't have places for the other kinds of stuff you do???#i come from a city. you know this. judge me on city standards
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Gift to the Trailblazer — Ruan Mei It is the season for plum blossoms to once again bloom. To preserve this transient moment of spring, these petals should be dried and salt-preserved, to be used in cakes or when drinking cocoa. As such, Ruan Mei has made some experimental pastries. Would you like to have a try?
#.portrait: ruan.mei#[ mA'AM I AM ON MY KNEES#SMILING LIKE THAT IS ILLEGAL#gosh she's so beautiful i am so looking respectfully#vERY RESPECTFULLY ]
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#ma'am please that's illegal#aloy#horizon forbidden west#hfw#my edits#my gifs#horizonedits#aloyedits
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a barbie sleepover? I am there faster than you can finish singing I’m just ken 😌 here we goo!
📞call and receive! - I would like some advice for getting out of a major writing slump? seeing as you’ve been on a hot writing streak, how do you write so much without second guessing it and keep yourself going?
💌send some love to a blog! - yes I’m I would like to send some love to you! 🩷 (even though i practically tell you this every time you send me a snippet of what you’re working on) I’m just so endlessly proud and in awe of you. you’re amazing and this hot writing streak that you’re on is not only keeping my Logan brainrot alive, but it’s also keeping me from losing it and feeling like absolute shit. BUT ANYWAY, YOU ARE SPECTACULAR YOU AND YOURE BEAUTIFUL WRITING BRAIN!! I ADORE YOU AND YOU DESERVE ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD!! MWAH!!! 😘😘♥️
did i save this cause i love you and want to re-read this all the time??? absolutely.
okay so advice about getting out of a writing slump! i think honestly what got me out of my writing slump was watching deadpool & wolverine. i think i finally realized that this whole thing in regards to fandom is meant to be fun. and what i write here isn't gonna win awards or get me a paycheck. it's practice so when i turn over and write my original pieces i feel better about my skill.
don't second guess yourself but i know that's never easy cause duh we all do that in one way or another. but instead try to remember that fanfic/writing for these characters is just a way to tell them you love them.
it's a way to place yourself in scenarios that can be solely for you! it's not supposed to be stressful and i think if it is stressing you out then take a step back, breathe, and return to it when you feel okay.
#witch aunt responds#maria darling🪷#also that love note is illegal ma'am YOU CAN'T DO THAT-#i love you sooooooo much it's insane babes#every time i get an ask from you i want to scream THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND#CAUSE THAT IS IN FACT MY BEST FRIEND#barbie sleepover💗
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Quitting my job. As a treat
#witchy.txt#i thought a lot about it and i confronted myself with my friends#3/5 told me that it's not worth it to keep going and i myself think that it's time to stop being taken the piss of from them#i'm gonna have the license soon so it shouldnt be a big deal finding another job before september/october#this experience was completely useless except maybe as a lesson to not let people scam me like that#like. i know it's an internship but the pay is not even close to be a fair pay#and the tasks they make me do are things that even a domesticated monkey could do.#without counting the nosy coworker who keeps telling me what i should do in my private life and wants to know why i have to leave early???#like ma'am that's illegal#it's really taking the piss at this point
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also it is FREEZING in my house WHY
#cold outside cold inside what happened to JUNE what happened to SHORTS WEATHER and SUNSHINE#it is not hot enough to have the ac on yet no ma'am#i'm wearing pants in june this should be illegal#abby.txt
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one of my flatmates whom i thought i was chill w is now saying racist shit about me to my other flatmate AND being a giant fucking dick to us both about a contract renewal...when she literally doesn't have a visa or the right to rent in the UK.
#and has an illegal sublet going on!!#kill the cop in ur head etc but i am not letting a white european woman weaponize the law against me <3#i will weaponize it right back!!#thankfully flatmate no. 2 is being super understanding of the situation even though she's got a bad bargain too#like mate we're all trying to cut our losses here!!#two of us are being transparent and communicating w everyone who needs to be involved!!#but one of u mayonnaise dumbasses is being rude and making unfair demands of two people who CAN prove legal right to stay in the UK <3#acc to the lease#if she continues living here WHILE illegal#i and the other flatmate are liable for legal action to be taken against us which is nawt something i wanna be embroiled in ofc#like respectfully ma'am you have done NOTHING to earn my goodwill and we are not friends#i was still willing to be accommodating and considerate of u!!#but ur being rude and racist and inconsiderate!! so gn and fuck off
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me in bg3 breaking and entering into murdered victims' houses to collect more clues and collect body parts of a clown:
a random npc snitching on me:
#personal#playing bg3#LIKE LEAVE ME ALONE ITS NOT EVEN UR HOUSE UUUGH#most of the time no one was reacting up until now somehow like fuck offfff#me breaking in in front of the crowd: SILENCE#me breaking in with no one around:#a random npc miles away: umm ma'am MA'AM um thats illegal.....#bg3 spoilers#tagging just in case idk
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i hope you feel better! i know it might not be helpful, but drinking water and sleep can solve a handful of issues lmao.
this is true!! it'll fix the sickness at least ahjdskfs- i'm usually pretty good with water but i haven't washed my water bottle yet so the drinking rates are reaching critical lows 😔💔
thank you for this, i appreciate it ���� /gen
edit: I SAVED THIS AS A DRAFT INSTEAD OF POSTING IT WAHFJDHFJS- still thanks for this, i did sleep and drink lotsa water and now i'm normal again <33
#most of my current frustrations is this One Class. bc the teacher made an A = 97% or higher.#**97%.** I THINK THAT'S ILLEGAL?#i don't actually know. but like. to get an A now i can only miss two questions on the next two exams#and get perfect scores on literally everything else. that's insane#i have other classes ma'am c'mon#she's never taught the class before i should be nice but holy frick. i can't do that#and i need those good grades for scholarship reasons#grrhhh... i'm just so mad about it :(#it's outta my hands tho. water and sleep will help me calm down i hope /hj#water sleep and prayers is what i'm living on rn </3#pho.asks#thank you tumblr user-#sparklingbeanpudding#-and sorry for the sudden rant drhgjnfgfd
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