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[josephscoat]

The Budgerigar Burglars

"A little birdie told me something..."

@professorcalculusstanaccount, thank you for doing the promotional/cover art of the story!! I would also like to thank them for bouncing ideas with me and subsequently proof/beta reading chapter 1 ― they’ve been very supportive and encouraging.

While I was unable to post on the actual dates I set up due to some personal reasons on my end, I will *hopefully* have it out sooner or later.

As a sort of teaser 2, here’s the first 101 words of The Budgerigar Burglars by @professorcalculusstanaccount and me, Jo :> !

Tintin was Bobbie’s most expensive drunken purchase.

He can’t remember much from the night he got the cockatiel, much less how he got his name― he just woke up with a pounding headache one morning, to a bird singing showtunes in his ear, in the dilapidated state of their (once shared) apartment.

Recalling past events, it was the night they’d finally settled for the divorce; his then wife was packing her belongings, planning to head off to who knows where and Bobbie was drinking enough spirits that could turn him into a spirit, if he kept at it for too long.

When the full thing does come out, I plan post it on to AO3 and post a link to the fic here on Tumblr.

For slightly more info on what the story and AU is about, click on to here to visit teaser 1 which is also the current pinned post of my blog!

[yutapet]

[croissantdemonium]

pasé casi una hora entera webeando en la parte de parkour de ese nivel solo para un chiste malo, llamen a dios

[jensojkaobecna]

Josef! Kdopak si myslíš, že u tebe jsem! Co!

[notninani]

Some demons give prey to their partners as a sign of affection(?

Contexto:

[salmuera-a]

cuando te tomas el bondi en la misma parada que las raras

[s0ltant0illusioni]

[pgfone]

CHI HA LASCIATO APERTO IL FREEZER?

[no-place-to-be-happy]

Hello dears, I just cleaned my inbox (I had quite a few old things there from almost a year ago????) anyway 🦆✊, you can make requests, I will try to do my best 😭🙏💞

[anitalianfrie]

Enea for SkyIta's segment Italian Job (2017)

translation under the cut

"let's see if he says something more interesting"

"who's the most rider- eh, who's the most rider"

"more difficult than what i thought"

"who's the most likable rider in the paddock?"

"migno!"

"and who's the most unlikable rider in the paddock?"

"yes, i won't say it. i don't know"

"who's the coolest rider in the paddock?"

"coolest rider, iannone"

"favourite website?"

"eheh, I don't want to answer"

"tell me something about yourself that not many people know"

"i have two tattoos, one that's easy to see and one that isn't"

"three adjectives to describe you"

"reckless, uhm, a bit crazy, but also serious"

"if you win the world championship, how do you celebrate?"

"I don't, I don't know"

"what would you change of your body?"

"uhm, maybe a couple of additional centimeters"

"in height"

"most embarassing moment of your life?"

"when i was a kid, i was playing with the others, my trousers teared and... it wasn't very nice because it was right there in that place, and then after that i also... pissed myself from shame"

"smile"

[cafecitoeddie]

oh fuck right off, he's the most perfect being on the planet. 🥺💖😌😭

[snailsnaps]

Shoutout to my boy @walo721 and his super cool DMC-Delorean TFOC which I had the honor of helping design.

Silverstrike (he/him)

[jensojkaobecna]

Jedna wobbly animace hopsajcího kloboučku Jozífka🎩

[sinnettini]

tonight, it seemed like you were coming into the net, bringing the dropshots. are these certain things you're trying to add to your game as well, to make it even better?

jannik sinner in his post-match interview after round 3 of the australian open (18.01.25)

[pgfone]

Questi che mi dicono: "buon inizio" mi mettono in un certo disagio.

[chane-vel]

Si bueno.