#m:gifs:cloud retainer

[timblrdrake]

rip dick grayson you would’ve loved not wearing your retainer for a month then putting it on and being surprised it hurts

[birthday-hell]

Izou

Happy Birthday

october 13

[dougielombax]

So

The internet’s many resident armchair historians, right wing podcasters, self proclaimed “philosophers” and other such ill-assorted, small-minded middle aged mediocrities are having a moment again.

All because the new Assassin’s Creed game has a black character in it.

Specifically Yasuke. A black samurai. Who actually did exist.

I knew about him for YEARS before the trailer dropped.

Plus, I study history and have a masters degree so I’ve looked into this stuff.

You know what racists are like.

They don’t know shit about history and when it’s pointed out to them they end up going feral.

Get over it!

Black people exist!

And Yasuke was a real person!

Links for anyone who is curious.

I’d cite the Wikipedia page if idiots would stop vandalising it. So for the moment it’s not here. (Until now)

Feel free to reblog.

[garregmachina]

what happened after the fell xenologue

[roegadynroost]

Lol for fellow vanilla enjoyers;

Retainers can't sit, but you can clip them into furniture and make it look like they're sitting!

Again featuring @rpgdotzip 's Honeyrust and my Thyn'a and Ferdillaix.

[frogsthatbite]

I just got my braces off so I have a retainer.

I'm getting my wisdom teeth out tuesday

My top retainer has my left wisdom tooth encased in it.

Will wearing my retainer fuck up my healing?

Dental side of tumblr?

[emoacademic]

Putting my retainer in for the fist time in awhile! Wish me luck!

[letmelickyoureyeballs]

I feel like retainers are an inverse muzzle. No, it doesn't stop me from biting you, but it does dull my teeth and make the bite less painful. Kinda like putting caps on a cat's claws

[jaime-moriarty]

well, ladies and gentleman.

and whatever the hell Sherlock is,

i've taken another step into becoming a cyborg. my teeth are now covered in a layer of plastic, as well as several bands being fitted to my mouth, which adds to my bite.

be warned. i need to be plugged in often.

thanks.

[heartbroken-stolitz-fan]

which one of you sillies stole my retainer in my sleep? come on...give it back....

[nolandnfriends]

"...You lot do WHAT on this couch?!"

[birthday-hell]

Hien

Happy Birthday

April 1

[zekethefreak]

Yasuke Forever!!!

For the knuckleheads out here crying over the inclusion of Yasuke, the African Samurai in the upcoming Assassin’s Creed video game, and saying ‘Yasuke was not a samurai but a retainer,’ learn the meaning of RETAINER (in the Japanese sense, not the Western sense). Retainers are usually samurai! The term refers to a vassal in feudal Japan, usually a samurai offering military services. Y’all so out…

[nonstopfandomposts]

People with straight teeth: I have to brush my teeth twice a day, floss once a day.

People with even slightly crooked, gapped, oe crowded teeth: cool! I have to have barbed wire glued to my face for several years up to even a decade at a time, have rubber bands in my mouth, be severely limited in my diet for years, be subject to excruciating pain every tightening that wakes me up at night, and when I'm done I have to wear a retainer for like... a long time.

People with straight teeth: how long?

THE REST OF MY LIFE

[roegadynroost]

Decided that since I wasn't letting myself make new alts I would just make more bunny Roes as retainers to sate my problem urges. Her name is Undrael, which is wave doe in the Roegadyn language!

Kinda disappointed I never used Salmon pink on one of my playable girlies, I really like it on her!

[vitaminwatersupreme]

hyping myself up to wear my retainer like a coach to a ringside boxer