jaime-moriarty

[jaime-moriarty]

Voice reveal maybe? Debating posting a cover of a song I fell in love with… good thing I can voice act. 🤷

[jaime-moriarty]

Nope. Just getting very bored of being a normal human. 🫩

Exhaustion is growing, my muscles aching.

Entirely burning, my bones crumbling.

My head hurts, my eyes blurring.

Why am I choosing to do this to myself?

Why do I let myself feel so sick?

Why did I tell myself that I want to do dance?

No, seriously. Breaking the lines, breaking my bones, breaking my body into shapes I never knew I could bend.

All for these movements to a beat, to a tap, to a tune I’ll forget by this time next year.

In simplest terms. Normalcy aches every inch of my body, making me wonder why this was ever a good plan.

Normalcy burns each slight bit of skin. Normalcy makes my head start to spin.

Normalcy will kill any part of me that’s odd.

Normalcy is breaking me into a thousand pieces, scattered to the wind like dust.

[jaime-moriarty]

Hello it's me again. Just wanted to drop by and say hello :D

Well hello, friend. Sorry for not being very active, I’ve been awfully tired.

[jaime-moriarty]

Exhaustion is growing, my muscles aching.

Entirely burning, my bones crumbling.

My head hurts, my eyes blurring.

Why am I choosing to do this to myself?

Why do I let myself feel so sick?

Why did I tell myself that I want to do dance?

No, seriously. Breaking the lines, breaking my bones, breaking my body into shapes I never knew I could bend.

All for these movements to a beat, to a tap, to a tune I’ll forget by this time next year.

In simplest terms. Normalcy aches every inch of my body, making me wonder why this was ever a good plan.

Normalcy burns each slight bit of skin. Normalcy makes my head start to spin.

Normalcy will kill any part of me that’s odd.

Normalcy is breaking me into a thousand pieces, scattered to the wind like dust.

[jaime-moriarty]

OO! I love ciphers!! Gimme a few hours to lock in.

Speaking of puzzles, @moroniccats @autistobrat I thought you might enjoy this little Sherlock cipher

[jaime-moriarty]

They’re all in sealed bags, I’m not gonna poison you. Where’s the fun in that? And they’re American because I was in America.

Hey, just so you know, I left you some American sweets in the mailbox. Nothing nuts. Just something fun. Your land lady gets the green tea candies by the way. Enjoy!

-jaime

I think you're quite aware that we won't be consuming any of it. We intercepted your little 'gift' and disposed of it immediately. Though, if you're truly feeling generous, do consider sending some to my brother.

Just out of curiosity: why American?

SH

[jaime-moriarty]

His name is Greg. Be polite. Sherlock is 50/50 because he usually knows what he’s doing. But meh.

Bike Locks

I am kind of confused why ADDING a bike lock isn't illegal.

Do you realise the pure power I gain with the bike lock?

On April Fools, I added a bike lock to each and every bike I saw on school and successfully irritated everyone.

Imagine what we can do with an extra bike lock. It's basically a theft.

Hell, you could even tie a person to a street lamp

AND NO ONE CAN DO ANYTHING

until someone gives me money or just bring a wrench or smth

[jaime-moriarty]

Bold of you to assume I don’t just use handcuffs and a little handsaw juuuust out of bodily reach?

Bike Locks

I am kind of confused why ADDING a bike lock isn't illegal.

Do you realise the pure power I gain with the bike lock?

On April Fools, I added a bike lock to each and every bike I saw on school and successfully irritated everyone.

Imagine what we can do with an extra bike lock. It's basically a theft.

Hell, you could even tie a person to a street lamp

AND NO ONE CAN DO ANYTHING

until someone gives me money or just bring a wrench or smth

[jaime-moriarty]

Please. Myc doesn’t know how to break a web browser to save his life. No. I just mildly don’t gaf…

So. New problem. My current account on my browser is very broken, and I can’t open anything on this account. I’m locked out.

Just thought you’d want to know.

-jaime

fuck this shit

ever tried reinstalling whatever browser it is that you use (firefox, chrome, internet explorer etc)?

is this your doing @atamh?

[jaime-moriarty]

Death is good. Nobody deserves to live forever.

Except for Ozzy Osborne, I already miss that legend.

what are your thoughts on death?

Honestly, I respect it.

Nothing else in life has a 100% success rate. It’s the one thing humans haven’t found a way to monetize yet (give capitalism time, though).

Philosophically? It’s the only thing that gives life meaning. Without death, we’d all just be binge-watching Netflix for eternity. It’s the only truth that strips away all pretence, forcing us to confront the raw essence of existence. It’s not just an end but rather the closing act that makes every moment worth savouring.

Can’t wait to meet Death— he’s the only one who I know for sure will show up. but it seems he is taking his time a lot more than I prefer

I do wonder what @jaime-moriarty got to say on this matter.

[jaime-moriarty]

I made a present for you in my blog (the website version) which only works in computer because it uses the cursor (hint: Big Ben :D)

That’s… ominous… alright. Lemme check this out…

[jaime-moriarty]

I’ll bite. For now.

Is it okay if I get close to @jaime-moriarty?

(not that I think I could but just asking before I actively try to)

“Okay” is a relative term. If by “getting close” you mean forming an association with an individual bearing the surname Moriarty, even hypothetically, I would advise you to reconsider. Thoroughly.

Proximity to such individuals tends to come with complications. Think of surveillance files, explosions, and an unpleasant amount of red string.

Consider yourself to be forewarned.

MH

[jaime-moriarty]

we can do a lot of interesting stuffs together. imagine the chaos we will brew in this corner of internet. I'm annoying too. I don't care if you are a Moriarty or not :D

Alright… What skill set do you have? I don’t mind causing some problems, but I wanna know what I’m working with.

[jaime-moriarty]

Hey. I don’t do that crap anymore… often.

POINT BEING THOUGH. Yeah, I agree, it’s hard to be anywhere near “close” to me. I’m painfully annoying when you don’t understand what I’m talking about. As in, most things I talk about.

And my father does the blowing things up bit. I haven’t blown anything up in a few years.

But thank you for coming to my valiant defense, Mr Holmes.

Is it okay if I get close to @jaime-moriarty?

(not that I think I could but just asking before I actively try to)

“Okay” is a relative term. If by “getting close” you mean forming an association with an individual bearing the surname Moriarty, even hypothetically, I would advise you to reconsider. Thoroughly.

Proximity to such individuals tends to come with complications. Think of surveillance files, explosions, and an unpleasant amount of red string.

Consider yourself to be forewarned.

MH

[jaime-moriarty]

i can’t finish a damn job. i’m losing my mind over a fictional man in a mask who can sing. help.

[jaime-moriarty]

Alright. Alright… I apologize, Little Watson. @rosiewatsonsblog . I didn’t mean to frighten you too.

Watson, I intercepted a call from your school. Apparently, you've made several classmates cry by 'deducing' them. I'm willing to keep this between us—for now— but I've been told many times that this kind of behaviour is a bit not good. I assume the same applies to you.

SH

But they were bullying me. Do you remember those girls I told you about? Well it's them. They haven't stopped picking on me. They've been saying the most horrible things, I can't repeat them. I didn't tell you or Dad because I wanted to handle it myself. I thought I'd put your lessons to good use and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Please don't tell Dad. He'll be so angry with me if he finds out. He'll hate me. :(

[jaime-moriarty]

I won’t hurt anyone. Just scare them a little. Ever put the fear of god into your peers? It works.

Watson, I intercepted a call from your school. Apparently, you've made several classmates cry by 'deducing' them. I'm willing to keep this between us—for now— but I've been told many times that this kind of behaviour is a bit not good. I assume the same applies to you.

SH

But they were bullying me. Do you remember those girls I told you about? Well it's them. They haven't stopped picking on me. They've been saying the most horrible things, I can't repeat them. I didn't tell you or Dad because I wanted to handle it myself. I thought I'd put your lessons to good use and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Please don't tell Dad. He'll be so angry with me if he finds out. He'll hate me. :(