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ask-cloverfield · 1 year ago

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John-117 once saluted so hard he gave himself a concussion

#Lying about #Halo #fall of reach #john-117

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never-quite-buried · 11 days ago

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Nope now it’s at the point that i’m shocked that people off tt don’t know what’s going down. I have no reach but i’ll sum it up anyway.

SCOTUS is hearing on the constitutionality of the ban as tiktok and creators are arguing that it is a violation of our first amendment rights to free speech, freedom of the press and freedom to assemble.

SCOTUS: tiktok bad, big security concern because china bad!

Tiktok lawyers: if china is such a concern why are you singling us out? Why not SHEIN or temu which collect far more information and are less transparent with their users?

SCOTUS (out loud): well you see we don’t like how users are communicating with each other, it’s making them more anti-american and china could disseminate pro china propaganda (get it? They literally said they do not like how we Speak or how we Assemble. Independent journalists reach their audience on tt meaning they have Press they want to suppress)

Tiktok users: this is fucking bullshit i don’t want to lose this community what should we do? We don’t want to go to meta or x because they both lobbied congress to ban tiktok (free market capitalism amirite? Paying off your local congressmen to suppress the competition is totally what the free market is about) but nothing else is like TikTok

A few users: what about xiaohongshu? It’s the Chinese version of tiktok (not quite, douyin is the chinese tiktok but it’s primarily for younger users so xiaohongshu was chosen)

16 hours later:

Tiktok as a community has chosen to collectively migrate TO a chinese owned app that is purely in Chinese out of utter spite and contempt for meta/x and the gov that is backing them.

My fyp is a mix of “i would rather mail memes to my friends than ever return to instagram reels” and “i will xerox my data to xi jinping myself i do not care i share my ss# with 5 other people anyway” and “im just getting ready for my day with my chinese made coffee maker and my Chinese made blowdryer and my chinese made clothing and listening to a podcast on my chinese made phone and get in my car running on chinese manufactured microchips but logging into a chinese social media? Too much for our gov!” etc.

So the government was scared that tiktok was creating a sense of class consciousness and tried to kill it but by doing so they sent us all to xiaohongshu. And now? Oh it’s adorable seeing this gov-manufactured divide be crossed in such a way.

This is adorable and so not what they were expecting. Im sure they were expecting a reluctant return to reels and shorts to fill the void but tiktokers said fuck that, we will forge connections across the world. Who you tell me is my enemy i will make my friend. That’s pretty damn cool.

#tiktok ban #xiaohongshu #the great tiktok migration of 2025 #us politics #us government #scotus #ftr tiktok is owned primarily by private investors and is not operated out of china #and all us data is stored on servers here in the us #tiktok also employs 7000 us employees to maintain the US side of operations #like they’re just lying to get us to shut up about genocide and corruption #so fuck it we’ll go spill all the tea to ears that wanna hear it cause this country is not what its cracked up to be #we been lied to and the rest of the world has been lied to #if scotus bans it tomorrow i can’t wait for their finding out #rednote

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fishyfishyfishtimes · 5 months ago

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Deep sea benthic Miku

#i got this idea while lying in bed this morning and giggled about how funny it would be to draw #tripod fish #miku #hatsune miku #miku fanart #miku worldwide #international miku #art #my art

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mejkosmos · 5 months ago

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whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH

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bonus !!

ford about bill:

bill about ford:

#I DETEST THEM #AAAAAA #please the way ive been lying awake at night thinking about this #alex hirsch YOUR BRAIN #idgaf if this doesnt mean anything at all THE PARALLELS??!!#them. THEM.#they make me sick did i mention this #gravity falls #billford #the book of bill #bill cipher #stanford pines #uncontrollable sobs #this is my magnum opus #i am so normal about them #toxic old man yaoi hits hard #“BILLFORD!” we cheer in unison

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etherealspacejelly · 1 year ago

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me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!

#autism #actually autistic #adhd #audhd #disability #currently lying in bed thinking about all the Tasks i gotta do today and i cant motivate myself to do Any of them #:(

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bakedbeanchan · 9 months ago

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Drawing from a mini comic where the timeline is reset but Zuko still has all his memories

Minicomic here

#baked bean originals #I just like drawing sokkas mortified face and then checked out #absolutely humiliated by some fire nation ponytail freak and then your little sister and that stupid bald kid want to befriend him after he #starts lying about how you all were friends in a parallel universe or whatever #that's rough buddy #just realized it looks like zuko's doing some pathetic little thumbs up here #avatar the last airbender #atla #sokka #zuko #katara #aang #zuko time travel au

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lemon-lime-behavior · 2 months ago

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Choo choo I boarded the fankids train

#one piece #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #fankids #if anyone’s curious Kuina inherited all the genetic mutations lying dormant in Sanji #if anyone is further curious about who was preganté the answer is i dont know #my stuff #fankids au

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isawthismeme · 5 months ago

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She’s brown and a democrat, gotta get that birth certificate, that we’ll call fake news anyway. Apparently, if you can’t win in a fight, you gotta at least try to get your opponent disqualified.

Sad and weird.

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nipuni · 8 months ago

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Retired Timelords 😃

#doctor who #fourteenth doctor #simm master #saxteen #thoschei #david tennant #john simm #my art #had this sketch lying around for a million years!!#what do you think they are arguing about

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gracerings · 7 months ago

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madeleine picking death over the life without claudia the coven was offering her in the same episode where armand admits to having been given the same exact choice and having chosen himself over louis is so telling of what true selfless devotion looks like.

#interview with the vampire #this assuming he was even given that choice and wasn’t in on it since the beginning and isn’t lying about that too #iwtv #iwtv spoilers

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bowenoke · 8 months ago

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