#lupin the third headcannons

[peachyloveswriting]

Hey, can I possibly get a scenario with Lupin where he says to his crush playfully “I know you love me” and his crush is just casually confessing in agreement like “Yea. I do”. And then they leave it at that unless Lupin says something again or he keeps staring at them and crush is like “what?” I’m asking for a scenario after this and this is the start of the scenario?

"You do?" --- Lupin III

SUMMARY: A casual confession from you leaves Lupin stunned.

NOTES: Very short

/ / / /

You reach your hand back, pulling your pack of cigarettes from Lupin's greedy hands. He smiles sheepishly at your glare, a hand moving to scratch the back of his neck. "You know you love me." He pokes.

Taking the now crumpled back of cigarettes, you pull one out and set the pack to the side. It's no lie, you do love Lupin. He just has funny ways of interacting with you that make it hard to tell sometimes. You speak as you mend the bend in your cigarette.

"I do love you. Can you hand me a light?" You're too busy fixing your cigarette to see it but Lupin freezes. The heat in his face begins to rise and he finds his heart beating loudly in his ears. Was he hallucinating, or did you actually just tell him that? Feeling like he hasn't responded in a minute, you glance over to see him staring at you in awe. His eyes are open wide with shock, while his lips are slightly agape. The tan pigment to his skin has turned a deep red, the kind that makes worry bubble in your gut at the sight.

"You do?" He finally says.

Incredulously, you stare at him. It's uncommon to see Lupin so flustered and caught off guard, but eventually a smile creeps onto your face at the sight. "I do. But do you have a lighter?"

Lupin blinks at you, his hand subconsciously searching his pockets. The whole time his eyes never leave yours. "How can you say that so casually?" He questions. Taking his hand from his pocket he extends to you a small, bright yellow, lighter. Gladly, you take it.

"Dunno." You shrug. Bringing the cigarette to your lips to light it. "I guess I just accepted it a long time ago."

Quietly staring at you in wonder, Lupin smiles. "Well I guess I love you too then."

[kmcosplays]

random lupin headcannon I've had and just wanted to share:

Okay so jigen is apparently American and spent all of his childhood in American school (I'm sorry jigen). But I realized that there's no way a bunch of American kids were calling him daisuke. so he probably had an English name he went by in school. So I was thinking of what that could be and eventually settled on Derek or Dennis or something like that. But then I also imagine that there's a group of American dudes who only know him as Derek and it throws the lupin gang off and they're like who tf is Derek. Then he just has to be like me... I am Derek.

[randum-famdoms]

JK Rowling’s books are a building. And she stopped after creating shitty, waterlogged, deeply structurally unsound blueprints and half the scaffolding. Then left it to the elements (aka her Twitter), damaging it nearly beyond repair.

And the fandom looked at this, and put on hard hats. And they tore down that scaffolding, and took those blueprints and changed it into something that would work, and they built the most beautiful building you’ve ever seen.

The building JK Rowling designed was deeply flawed, it would never pass inspection, it would collapse under its own weight and lack of structural integrity within seconds of being built. The aesthetic design was tragic and hideous and offensive. But the fans looked at all of that, and said to themselves, “this building is fucked up, it will never be good if left like this, and everything about it is terrible and makes zero sense. But goddamnit, I have trauma and I can fix it because it must be done and no one else will.”

JK Rowling may have designed that original building. She may have had the initial idea. She may have built that unfinished scaffolding. She may have drawn those blueprints.

But this building is no longer JK Rowling’s.

[alekthethirdish]

If you’re still taking requests The Gang + Zenigata HC’s for reader who’s very kind and patient around them despite readers insistence they (the reader) have a ‘mean streak’ and ‘bad temper’ snapping and showing off that bad temper on someone else?

I am indeed still taking requests! It just takes me a second to get them out due to my job and such. I hope you like it!

Lupin:

Lupin has always admired your patience, especially when it came to him and his jests

He’s grown use to your kindness towards strangers, whether it’s a server at a restaurant, or a kid who accidentally bumped into you

He has never once seen you angry, and has never heard you raise your voice in anger

Even during particularly tough jobs you always seemed to have a smile on your face

So when you kept on insisting that you weren’t always nice and actually had a bad temper, he didn’t believe you.

He was getting you a drink at the bar when he noticed another person flirting outrageously with you. When they got handsy, Lupin felt his own anger slipping, prepared to march over to your defence

Instead he watched in surprise as you grabbed the person’s ear and twisted them down, your voice raised in anger

“Perhaps you didn’t hear me. I said no. The next time you touch me or anyone else will be your last, I promise you that.”

You twisted their ear harder before letting go. You glared after them, hand resting warily on your weapon

Lupin appeared by your side again, setting down the drinks so he could check on you.

“Are you alright?”

You huffed, anger still shone in your eyes when you replied. “I hate people like that, no respect for anyone. I hope they choke on their spit and die.”

Lupin’s eyes widen in surprise at your harsh words

“Easy.” He advises you

He wasn’t expecting your glare to turn onto him

“Why should I? I’m not always kind, you know. I meant my words!”

He has a nervous smile on his face. “Mark me down as scared and horny.”

You scoff and roll your eyes, but can’t help the smile that appears on your face

Jigen:

Jigen has known you to be soft and loving

Anyone you meet you treat with kindness and respect

He admires how you deal with bystanders, especially those who don’t need to be caught up in any of your jobs

Your patience seems endless, as does your kindness

 “I’m not always this nice.” You insist

Jigen makes a non-committal noise, eyeing you from beneath his hat

“I’m not! I have a bad temper. You’ve just been lucky to have been spared from it.”

It’s clear that Jigen doesn’t exactly believe you, you had never proven to be anything but kind and patient

So it stops him dead in his tracks when you snap at the person the both of you are holding at gunpoint

“If you don’t shut your mouth, I’m going to make sure you wish you were never born.”

Your voice is cold and yet holds so much anger.

The hostage scoffs at you, you press your gun to their chin, glaring at them

“One more word and I’ll send this bullet through your brain, understand?”

Jigen gently pulls you back, reminding you that this person is a hostage and you can’t just throw that away.

Having seen this side of you Jigen understands just how dangerous you can be

When a kind and patient person snaps, it’s the end of the world

When you snap? There is no helping whoever has unleashed your fury.

Jigen often reminds you that you are not your anger

Goemon:

You and Goemon go together like two peas in a pod

The both of you are the most patient out of anyone in the group

While Goemon offers advice, you offer kindness

There has never been a time that Goemon has seen you be mean, or loose your temper

So he doesn’t exactly believe you when you claim to have a temper and to be unpleasant at times.

“Kindness is a virtue, there is no need to claim to be something you are not.”

“Kindness is exhausting, I wish I weren’t so kind.”

Goemon doesn’t know how to respond to such a comment.

It’s on a job were someone decides to take advantage of your kindness and your patience

Before Goemon has a chance to step in, you snap.

“Enough! You have done nothing but abuse the kindness I have offered you. If it wasn’t for this job I’d gladly leave you for dead.”

You don’t retract your words and the glare in your eyes make it obvious that you mean them

Goemon doesn’t say a word, but he will admit you anger did shock him

When you and Goemon are next alone you apologise for your anger.

“Do not apologise for your anger, you have every right to be angry with how you were taken advantage of.”

Goemon refuses to hear out any objections about your anger and how it makes you a bad person

“You are slow to anger, snapping once does not make you a bad person.”

“But the things I said-”

“Not all things said in anger hold meaning, and they do not reflect your character. Understand?”

Goemon is good with calming you down afterwards, he’s patient and understanding. He never holds your anger against you.

Fujiko:

Fujiko sees you as a saint. Your kindness and patience is boundless.

It’s one of the things she loves and admires about you the most

It’s one of the things she worries she takes advantage of, especially if she manages to snatch a score out from under the rest of the gang

But your smile and reassurance is enough to calm her worries.

“Good one Fuj, Lupin’s face was priceless!”

Because of your kindness and patience, Fujiko notices how people take advantage of you so often. She usually steps in before it can get too far

So when some random person decides that your kindness is a go ahead for them to be a creep, she is ready to step in.

She stops dead in her tracks, eyes widening in surprise when she hears your voice raised in anger.

“I said no. Touch me again and I’ll break each of your fingers.”

A threat mixed with your anger sends a chill down her spine. She has no doubt you will make good on your threat.

She joins your side again and the person hurries away, both of your glares follow them around the corner.

She feels you practically collapse into her, she wraps her arm around your waist.

“Are you okay, lover?”

“Fine. Just…angry.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you angry, I suppose you weren’t lying when you said you could be.”

Her face is soft and understanding when you look at her.

She doesn’t see you any differently because of your anger and you’re thankful for it.

Zenigata:

Zenigata appreciates you more than he could ever express.

He’s always running off to different parts of the world in pursuit of Lupin

And there you are, always by his side.

He’s grown used to your ever abundant patience with him and his shenanigans

Your kindness is a virtue, especially when it comes to comforting Zenigata after Lupin has gotten away again.

He doesn’t know what he would do without you, he’d probably lose his head.

Zenigata is fiercely protective of you as he knows how unforgiving the world is.

He doesn’t want to see you get hurt.

“I can take care of myself, Zeni, I’m not always this kind, I can be mean if I need to.”

“I know you can, I just worry.”

His worry comes to a head when he’s asking around about Lupin and sees a person harassing you.

He moves towards the both of you, assessing the situation.

“Thank you for the offer, but I assure you, I’m fine on my own. I don’t need your help.”

The person rudely ignored you, grabbing onto your arm roughly and repeated themselves.

Zenigata was about to move forward, not happy with how this person was man-handling you.

A loud sound broke the air and the person stumbled back, clutching their nose.

“I told you I was fine, you creep! You’re lucky I’m only leaving you with a broken nose.”

You turned to see Zenigata frozen in place, his mouth slightly agape in pure shock

He blinked, closed his mouth, swallowed, then stood up straight.

You met him halfway, he could still tell you were seething.

“Come on.” He gently grabs your hand.

You let Zenigata lead you away from the person, his hand rubbing your back gently.

“Are you okay?”

“I’m fine, just really angry at the audacity of some people.”

He brought you closer, protectively, and stayed with you until you calmed down.

“I’m sorry you had to see me like that.” You apologise

Zenigata isn’t hearing any of it. “You acted as you should, now, where’s that lovely smile of yours?”

[lupgangs-fiat]

Valentine’s Day with the Lupgang and detectives!! <3

Lupin ♥︎

-he wakes you up by kissing you on the forehead and cheeks, laughing and giggling as he does

-once you wake up, he finally gives you a proper kiss on the lips while smiling

-the smiling kiss makes you laugh and he’s overjoyed to hear it, glad that he’s the one making you laugh this way

-surprise! Breakfast in bed! He’s very proud of himself for making you breakfast

-expect to be spoiled by him!! He definitely stole something just for you during the recent heist!!

-prepare for a grand onslaught of horribly cheesy and lame pick up lines, he’s trying to put the moves on you

-even though you’re already dating him

-each pick up line is punctuated by a kiss

-he almost always has his hands on you, either by holding hands, holding your waist, an arm around your shoulders

-he’s clingy, and Valentine’s Day just enhances it to the MAX.

-seriously, he’s going to be hanging on to you all day only separating from you when it’s required

-the day ends with candle lit dinner at one of the finest restaurants in whatever town or city you’re in with a bouquet of your favourite flowers as you share a fantastic meal together

Jigen ♥︎

-you wake to find the bed beside you empty, which is pretty unusual since Jigen usually likes to sleep in

-shuffling out of the bedroom with a blanket around your shoulders, you find him at the stove with an apron on as he makes you breakfast while humming a random tune

-it’s a relatively simple breakfast, but it’s one of the best tasting breakfasts you’ve ever had (“cooked with love” type beat)

-would let you steal his hat quite often because A) it’s Valentine’s Day, you get a free pass and B) he likes seeing you wear his hat

-he gets you a nice bouquet with pink and red flowers!! He also tucks one into his lapel/front pocket (wherever??? flowers go??? on suit jackets???)

-at one point in the day, the two of you Just Drive together for a while

-dancing in the kitchen to one of those Oldies love songs (probably ‘It’s Been A Long, Long Time’ by Harry James) as he cooks dinner for the two of you

-definitely offers you little tastes to see how the food is coming along as the meal progresses

-a simple and sweet candle lit dinner between the two of you while love songs play softly in the background as the two of you chat and eat

-the night ends with the two of you watching some goofy rom-com that Lupin found as you cuddle on the couch

Goemon ♥︎

-since he typically rises with the sun, Goemon absolutely makes breakfast for you. However, instead of the simple and quick breakfast he usually makes, this one is more extensive and thoughtful

-he tries to wake you up gently. For anyone else, it would be pretty hard to wake you up while being quiet while carrying a large tray of food and all that, but not for Goemon!

-he sits with you and eats breakfast with you :) he would probably let his silly side show as he steals a piece of food you were going for before doing the ‘here comes the airplane’ just to make you laugh

-hand picked bouquet of your favourite flowers. Neatly tied together with a pale blue ribbon :)

-would probably take you on a short hike to a clearing or to a small stream so the two of you can hang out together in nature without any disruptions

-oh he tried so SO SO HARD with the chocolate dipped strawberries. You see it in the fine details of the drizzled chocolate, but he was a little hasty when putting them in the fridge to cool so they’re a bit askew

-romantic walk in the park!!! As the sun begins to set!!!

-the day ends as the two of you watch the sunset from the hilltop and then you stay a little longer to stargaze

Fujiko ♥︎

-expect nothing but the best from her!! She’s going to spoil you. You cannot escape her.

-she wakes you up with breakfast in bed and insists on feeding you something, which is most likely going to be the chocolate dipped strawberries she made (Lupin tried to steal one, he got chased off with a wooden spoon by Fujiko)

-she wears a particularly strong and bright red lipstick on Valentine’s Day

-PURELY to kiss you all over your face and leave smudged lipstick marks peppered all over your skin

-then she would tease you about said lipstick marks.

-before adding moRE LIPSTICK MARKS!

-so basically you get attacked by her with kisses

-Lunch is going to be at a really nice restaurant, you have a table on the balcony so y’all can look out on the city as you share your meal :)

-she 100% gets you pure red roses and some of the GREATEST chocolate you’ve ever had. It’s probably from Belgium or Norway, you don’t know, but it’s GOOD.

-dinner is at a fancy place!! Like, the kind of restaurant that people eat at for really important events

-the day ends with the two of you curled up on the couch together, trying and failing to feed each other chocolate dipped strawberries as you laugh at the chocolate marks you’ve drawn on each others faces

Zenigata ♥︎

-surprise surprise! You two actually get the day off!! Congrats!

-he attempts to make you breakfast in bed, but the clattering in the kitchen wakes you. You get to see Zeni in a silly frilly apron combined with dorky oven mitts as he tries desperately to pull the cinnamon rolls out of the oven before they burn

-(they didn’t burn, only slightly over cooked due to his panic)

-if you tease him, he will turn bright red while he tries to explain that he didn’t mean to wake you and how he wanted to bring you breakfast in bed

-he definitely feels like the kind of guy who likes cheesy rom-coms, so you’d watch a handful of them together after Zenigata prepared a BUNCH of treats for the both of you

-DEFINITELY the kind of guy to get you one of those HUGE teddy bears you see in like… Costco

-AND flower bouquets and heart shaped boxes of chocolate

-basically the day is mostly full of him being his silly self while trying to spoil you with love and affection

-he gives you a single rose every so often throughout the day and you end up having a whole bouquet by the end of the day

-the day ends with you two cuddling in bed, with him being the big spoon obviously as he showers you with little kisses

Yata ♥︎

-he accidentally wakes you as he goes to make breakfast but as you lay there, pretending to be asleep, Yata kisses you on your temple before skedaddling out the door to the kitchen

-you end up following after him with a blanket wrapped around your shoulders, making him smile brightly at you when he sees you in the doorway

-he practically drags you back to bed once the food has been made so both of you can actually have breakfast in bed

-and so Yata can have some more cuddles as he pulls off his ulterior motives!! Tricking you into going back to sleep with him so you both can sleep in some more!!! A devious little detective for sure!!!!!

-chocolates and sweets galore.

-he’s got a BAADDD sweet tooth but you don’t really mind, “just makes you sweeter” is your go-to tease abt the sugary treats

-would take you to see a movie in theatres, pays for the popcorn and any other snacks you get before tossing a few kernels of popcorn at you while he laughs

-throw a few at him and he will try so hard to catch them in his mouth, and will give you the BIGGEST smile if he catches one

-home cooked dinner for SURE

-cooking dinner together in the kitchen !!!

-he tries eating stuff before it’s done, gently smack his hand away and he’ll hang off your shoulders claiming you’re ‘soooooo meaaaannn!!’ to him

-but then he peppers you in kisses while giggling

-the day ends with chocolate dipped strawberries, a movie and cuddling while Yata tries to steal whichever strawberry you have in your hand

Shut up they all make you breakfast I know- it just feels so right lmAO AKFHSK

Anyways, HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY <3

[pinkjacketorangetie]

my favorite head canon for jigen is that he enjoys being called “tornado” by his lover.

the song suits him so well (duh it’s his theme) but idk if the theme music exists in canon but like it’s my head canon I can say what I want lol

maybe a back story could be they were out one day and they heard it on the radio or in a club or something and his lover called him tornado teasingly because it fit. the more they use it, the more jigen needs to hear it.

he knows he came in and swept you off your feet, sucked you up into the destructive storm that is *him*, and felt guilty for uprooting your life so, but he’s thankful you let him embrace his wild self just the way he is.

[noodleswithsoba-blog]

How Lupin and the Gang Love You! (And Pops, too!) GN Reader!

CWs: None really, just some mentions of smoking and a little bit of kidnapping mentions, nothing too bad. This is more fluff than anything else. Enjoy!

Lupin.

Oho boy, Lupin's a tricky man with a lot of tricky ways to show he cares. From the small things to the big things. Every day is a new adventure for him and his beloved.

Although sometimes he might get you hurt, that's part of the job but he always, ALWAYS hates it. He always feels as though he messed up, but sometimes it happens when things are outside his control.

Not to say our boy's a control freak, oh no. If Fujiko is anything to go by, he loves ladies with fire in their bellies. And men too. He likes getting under his partner's skin, likes poking at them and prodding but knows exactly when to scale back.

If you're taken by any of his myriad of foes, you know he's got fifty different ways of getting you back. Sixty with time, and seventy if you're already in a bad way.

Lupin loves you, but in a really tricky way. He shows it like his emotions, on his sleeve. Also come on, he'd totally be a silly gentleman!

"Hey! I stole this for ya, here you go!"

The Most Expensive Thing He Could Think Of.

Jigen.

Oh Jigen, our resident gunslinger. How gruff and tough you were. How surly too. Well, it wasn't easy to get him to fall in love. He always seemed several feet away. Always too far.

But he started showing it in small ways. His coat on your shoulders, maybe a drink or food if he knew you'd be hungry or thirsty. Jigen doesn't show his heart often.

Which made Lupin and Goemon act like it was Armageddon when Jigen ended up yapping about it. Jigen, cool as a cucumber, Jigen: Legendary Misogynist, Jigen the gunslinger?!

Maybe it was the fact someone creepy was chatting you up and he didn't like it. So he shot the glass out of his hand and sent him yelping off.

With a slight smirk, Jigen'd grab you and bring you back with the others. His arm gently around you for as long as you'd let him. He's very hands off in public but in sticky situations with the law or private time he's very focused on saving your skin next to his comrades.

Smoking might be a small thing to give up to him, but alcohol? No thanks.

"You ever see anyone look cool with a cola?"

Goemon.

Traditional to a fault, Goemon was very upfront and clear about his feelings, although he always flusters if you get him by surprise. He makes everything clear, lays everything out on the table and tells you flat out what he wants.

Zantetsken and him are never too far away because nothing will ever harm you as long as he lives. Even if you decide to break up with him. He keeps his distance, but is always quick to defend you.

His blithe nature and straightforwardness might lead to some flawed moments but he's got a good heart and he's a loyal guy. As is Bushido and who he is as a person.

He's sort of hard to read as a person emotionally, but he soon lets his guard down, and well... he's extremely easy to get bothered by steamier activities.

The other two kind of made fun of him a little but soon accepted the fact that he has a lover.

"That's enough..." (Clearly blushing.) "You're messing with my concentration."

Fujiko Mine.

Fujiko was an enigma. She could never be figured out. But something about her just drew you to her like magnetism. Of course Lupin too, so it led to some shenanigans which she took advantage of...

Until it came to a softer time. A lull in the chases when you finally got a look at the woman under the mystery. And well... she spoils you. Absolutely showers you with things she stole or gifts aplenty. Mostly because that's how she shows her affection.

Also she totally lets you hitch a ride on her motorcycles. She likes feeling your arms around her waist. Not that she feels safe, more like she knows you're safe.

It's a whirlwind for her. A total storm of passion and feelings and all that. But one she lets consume her. Because why not indulge?

The confession came at a random time, maybe in a deathtrap with Lupin and the others when she's like...

"Before we all die horribly, I have one thing to say..." she didn't move her head so of course this next bit is just another one of her distractions.

While Lupin was preening, she grabbed your hand and yanked you out of there, taking up her motorbike and saying a quick sorry to Lupin, you two got out of there.

When she felt your arms around her, she knew she stole the greatest treasure of all... You.

If anyone takes you, she gets uncharacteristically serious and she stops at nothing to get you back. She even scares Lupin and the gang because of it.

"Money's no object, silly! As long as you help me with a little heist or two~!"

Inspector Koichi Zenigata.

This man. This man is a dork. Grade A trying to act cool around you because he's a big bad inspector but he honestly likes the fact you can PROBABLY outplay him at things he doesn't know.

That only makes him want to learn more and use more methods to get better. He's always willing to learn, but it's more fun when it's not for his job.

Sometimes when you do things he likes. He lets you have the best victories because he likes seeing you so happy. Although his chase comes first, when he started catching feelings he almost couldn't believe it.

He's supposed to be catching Lupin, not feelings! Ah well, maybe the shock would get Lupin to sit still for a second. But yeah, get used to a very enthusiastic Koichi Zenigata grabbing your hand to lead you on the chase and impress you.

Which Lupin completely plays into. Using the desire to outplay him... but this time the loss really got to him. He didn't just lose Lupin AGAIN, but he lost him in front of you.

He turns away, tearing up but he refuses to let you see him cry. He's tough, he's a man's man, he shouldn't cry. But then... he realizes he has you and all of interpol, he's still in the game.

And he'll always be until Lupin finally gets caught. With you by his side.

Yeah, there's no way you're going to be taken. Pops is way too good at catching other criminals, just not Lupin. But if you're taken by Lupin... he gets WAY TOO GOOD.

Even if it's not his department or part of his ranking, he forces Interpol to track you and Lupin down. There's a fire in Inspector Koichi Zenigata and he's not letting up.

Not for a second.

"When we catch Lupin, I'm gonna treat you to the best vacation ever! God, I need one too... Huh? Buh?! LUUUUUPIIIIINNNNN! YOU GIVE 'EM BACK RIGHT NOWWW!"

[bethsvrse]

“one time Sirius and James walked in and Remus was too into it to stop so you had to throw a pillow at them so they leave”

Oh, now you have to write it, for the love of god now I’m begging you to write it

original fic - remus lupin nsfw headcannons

PAIRING marauders x fem!reader

WARNINGS basically just filthy smut 😔

Remus was desperate for you. He needed to taste you, to make you his and him yours. As it was nearing the full moon, you understood that he got a lot more… sexual during that time.

The two of you have skipped class, currently in Remus’ dorm, making out on his bed, your shirt unbuttoned and his shirt off. He started to kiss down your body, his hand pulling your underwear down you leg. When he reached i between your legs, his tongue barely grazed your clit, your fingers flew to his hair tangling themselves in it. 

Remus wasn't sure what was sweeter, your taste or the sounds falling from your lips. He knew what it took to push you over that edge and enjoyed feeling your body shake. He continued to lap at your clit until you pushed his head away, gasping. He leaned back from you, slipping a finger into you to replace his tongue. You clenched hard around his fingers, cursing lightly when he added a second and curled them up to hit that spot inside of you that he knew would have you seeing stars.

Your hands gripped the sheets tightly, the sound of his name being moaned from you was everything. He could feel when you were close right, right as you were reaching the climax suddenly the door was slammed open. “Hey Remus, why weren’t you in class-“ Sirius started to say but stopped when he saw the view in front of him.

Remus’ face in between your thighs with his fingers in deep. “Oh my god.” James muttered, also being hypnotised by the scene in front of him.

When you heard voices, you glanced towards the door and your eyes widened. You tried to pull Remus away from you but the boy only attached his lips to your clit once again causing you to moan out loud.

Sirius and James stood frozen, their hearts pounding as they beheld the sight before them. For Sirius, he has been crushing on you since third year; for James, it had started in fourth. When Remus revealed he was dating you, jealousy was the only was to explain their emotions.

In this moment, they longed to be in Remus' shoes, but you throwing a pillow at them had snapped them back to reality. Hastily, they retreated from the room, the door slamming behind them.

A/N idk if it’s just me, but I feel like the teacher from 10 things I hate about you when writing smut 💀💀

[roesworks]

my marauder's sex headcannons

james, sirius, and remus x female reader

WORD COUNT : 723

i wanna feed you guys (after literally a year) so enjoy my personal headcannons

james potter -

he is a certified switch. he leans more on the dominant side, but sometimes he just has a need to be told what to do.

when you're on top, without a doubt he is calling you mommy. not to mention, he will whine. he's always whining.

plus he will NEVER SHUT UP.

HE WILL ALWAYS PRAISE YOU.

"you're doing so good f'me, my love."

and he will never hit you or degrade you. he thinks that's just plain mean.

sex should be fun. he does it often so that he can skip out of doing cardio. killing two birds with one stone.

on the aspect of cardio, though, james can last a long time. he could go the entire night if he really wanted to.

"please just one more. one more, i promise."

he's a big guy, so you already KNOW that dick is at LEAST nine inches.

"it won't fit-" "-i'll make it fit."

HE LOVES THE STOMACH BULGE

fucking under the cloak.

while he doesn't like to hit you, he is most definitely leaving accidental bruises from gripping you so hard.

he'd rather grip your arm than the mattress. he loves feeling you.

he's probably the loudest moaner in the entire wizarding world.

he enjoys moaning your name so much that if you didn't cast a silencing charm then everyone in hogwarts would hear him.

he loves your boobs. whether they're big or small, he is most definitely sucking them and leaving them polka dotted by the end of the night.

and literally every night he's with you. sex or not. he's latching his lips onto your nipples and sucking the life out of them like they're lollipops.

he is without a doubt an experimentalist.

like whenever he finds a new position or just a new kinky idea, he's going to bring it up to you.

most of the time, you enjoy it. other times, it's just a one time thing.

he tells you he loves you all the time. it's all part of his 'never-shuts-up' persona.

sirius black -

dom. without a doubt.

"who's pussy is this?" "yours."

he likes making you cry. tears of pleasure are his favorite.

degradation is never out of the question.

and "my little slut."

while that is the case, he will, 'talk you through it' if you will.

"finish for me, baby."

100% getting off to you screaming his name.

he's definitely an ass guy. he likes groping it and hitting it whenever he gets the chance.

he's a little on the smaller side, but he definitely makes up for it in width.

he is very. VERY. loud.

he can last a SOLID three or four rounds.

ngl, he looooves bondage.

lets be real, he keeps a black rope in his nightstand.

he will most DEFINITELY tease you with his wand.

or he'll LITERALLY stick it up there.

honestly, he just likes to tease you in general.

pussy checks in public ALLLL THE TIME.

sometimes if you're wet enough, he will just do it with you on the spot.

"wet already, baby?"

he wants everyone to know that you're his, so he takes measures by leaving hickeys all over you, especially in noticeable places.

LOVES seeing you ride him.

he is 100% stealing james' cloak and doing it with you under it.

remus lupin -

a switch, but much more on the submissive side. so basically a sub.

he will literally get off on getting told what to do. and frankly he prefers being a pillow princess.

he definitely starts off quiet, like a whimper here and there,

and then as he gets more and more comfortable with you, (like around your third time) his whimpers become louder and louder.

he is a SOLID seven inches.

he will do some pretty kinky stuff with you.

like experimenting with candle wax. because he was curious, obviously.

and this guy has a huge thing for period sex. not that you mind it, it helps you forget about your cramps.

the rare times that he's on top, he is the sweetest ever.

"you feel so good."

you've done it in the library a few several times... in the restricted section. nobody has to know that, though.

he loves how you taste and will always tell you that.

your boobs are one of his most favorite things about you.

bite bite bite

and he loves touching you.

anywhere he can get his hands on you he will caress you.

he doesn't really last more than three rounds, but,

there were definitely days where he was so into it that he just couldn't stop.

he loves receiving pleasure and praise soso much.

he's just a sweet boy.

[zenigatas-regrettable-intern]

OG Lup (and probably Lupin II) was no different and has at least one illegitimate daughter according to the books. With the amount of women he fell in love with I can’t imagine she’s the only one. This means Lupin III has a ton of cousins and possibly even half-siblings out there.

Christmas at the Lupin estate must be fuggin wild.

Lupin has at least a dozen little illegitimate bastards running around and he’s going to pay for his misdeeds when in about 10 years one of them starts calling himself Lupin IV and claiming to carry on the family lineage, and Lupin will catch wind of this and become so incensed and jealous that he will track down this child he has never met to argue with him. no you are not Lupin IV your mom named you tommy or some shit. what are you 8. i dont even know you. And then he ties the kid’s shoelaces together and leaves. father of the year

[celestemona]

HEYYYY BEE

it's me the creative anon and I created some headcannon about the silly group with the heizou's son🔥

The first of is: I believe that heizou's son(Ren) is the same age as Kazumi and also they meet Ayato's son while trying to escape from a "mess" they accidentally made and Ayato's son was just passing by and just help them hide for the person and tell the person "ah...i didn't see any person passing by here Miss, would you like to help me?" and after he managed to distract the person and they left, they starting talking and became friends.

Second of all: Ren Possibly he has the same "detective" type as his father😭😭 i don't know, I just felt that, like that boy know when someone is lying or not about stealing something and Because of that, when Heizou realized this (it didn't take me long) They basically became "his assistant" (But only in small cases because he probably won't let him get close to really dangerous cases)

third of all: I would write for more characters but it would be too big😭😭 but anyway how's are you today bee and did you drink water? Bye Bye!

Hi loveee!

Hahahah don't worry. This was enough to make me happy. I love it 💗💗

You'll be surprised but Ren is one year younger than Kazumi and Ayato's son. But even though most of the time he's just a pain in the neck to deal with, he's pretty mature for his age too. And hell yeah, this boy got the observand and lie-detecting skills from his father.

I think he's as a good judge of character as Aryan & Isaar.

And definitely, you'll see Ayato's son saving Ren & Kazumi from any/all inconvenient situations. If you know Harry Potter's Marauders then you can have an idea what I'm talking about. While Ren and Kazumi are troublemakers like Sirius and James, our Kamisato's heir here is their Remus Lupin lol

And I swear, Ayato's son is so convicent (even a bit manipulator I'd say) as good as his father. He'll give that Kamisato smile, that one that charms every single woman and come up with a lie to save his best friends' asses.

Anyway . . . Thank you for your brainrot, Creative!! I'll save one of your ideas for myself hahahah

I'm keeping myself hydrated. I hope you're doing the same 💞

[peachyloveswriting]

Hey, I don’t know if you’re still doing this but could I possibly get a reaction to how the Lupin Gang would deal with a crush who joined the gang recently who is small and petite in typical situations. Like the first time they really notice how small, crush was handcuffed to something, they were just sitting there politely not trying to escape, next moment they have no handcuffs and escaped. Their hands slipped right through the handcuffs even on smallest level. If someone asks about that “Did you lock pick?” Crush is like “no. I’m very small” while holding their hand up to emphasise what they mean. They can fit through spaces the men (and Fujiko) can’t get through (can fit through jail cell bars and through holes in walls) ? Flip side: they can’t reach the ceiling or the top shelf. Needs step ladder.?

SLIPPERY SITUATIONS --- Lupin gang

SUMMARY: Drabbles on how the gang would react to small crush

NOTES: This took me such and awfully long time and I apologize.

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Lupin III

The darkness in the small room makes it hard to know where anything is, all you know is your stuck in a crate with Lupin and handcuffed the the wall. The way the metal tugs against your skin rubs your skin raw and red making it hard to adjust any.

"What a chance this must be to be locked here with you." He says with a smile pulling at his lips. Scoffing you push against your thumb with your other hand. "Sure. You're just horny." You claim. He blinks at you before sighing quiet and extending his legs. The room is so small that his feet touch the wall on either side of you. Annoyed, you grunt. A small pop filters through the air and your cuffs clatter to the floor.

Lupin's eyes widen at the sound of your cuffs hitting the floor. Taking your hands from behind you and sitting up you climb into Lupin's lap and begin working away at his cuffs. Your hot breath fans his face as you lean over to get a closer look. "Did you pick the lock?" He questions as he tries to hold his breath to keep his heart beat in check. You hum under your breath.

"No, I didn't." Hearing you say that, Lupin's eyes widen. "Seriously?" He asks.

You nod. The tight sharp feeling on his wrist suddenly falls to the side, cuffs clattering to the floor. A grin tugs at his lips. "I dislocated my thumb and slipped out." You admitted as you say back to find a way out. Just before you could pull any farther away from him Lupin pulls you back by your hips. "You'll have to show me sometime."

Heat blooms across your face in embarrassment. Lifting your hand you slap him before swatting his hands off of you. "Hush slut puppy."

JIGEN

The house is unusually quiet, it's just Jigen, Goemon, and you. Lupin left hours ago to do something, which left the three of you to yourselves for now. With this moment of relaxation, Jigen took the opportunity to lean back in bed and open up a good book. He never gets the opportunity to really sit back and enjoy the moment when lupin's around, he gets to finally let his restless leg relax while he lets his mind wander. He savors moments like these though he never truly relaxes he does get to breathe.

Although Jigen isn't usually the jumpy type, his name being called loudly from somewhere in the house makes him jolt in surprise. It sounded like you, the one person he tried to avoid. He had nothing against you, no. It's just hard for him to function when your around, you make him flustered.

"Yeah?" He sits up calling back out to you and setting his book to the side. He can feel his heart pounding in his chest just hearing your voice. "Can you come here real quick please?" You call back.

Jigen grumbles quietly to himself as he scoots off the bed leaving his book behind and strides into the livingroom. There in direct sight of him, is you standing on a step ladder stretching to reach a box of cereal on the top shelf. He can feel his pride swell in his chest as he sighs, looking down to try and hide his obvious smile. "Need help?" He asks and walks up to you with his hands in his pockets.

You stop trying to reach the box and look down at him with a nod. He finally looks at you from underneath the brim of his hat and lifts his hand to you. "Why don't you step down first?" He offers. You blush at his offer, softly taking his calloused hand into your own and gently stepping off the ladder. Once your off his hand slips from yours and he moves forward grabbing the box with ease. As he turns to hand you the box you smile brightly, he can't help the warm feeling the spreads all over his skin at the sight of your smile.

"Thank you." Stepping forward you lean up onto your tip toes and place a soft kiss on his cheek before walking towards the cabinets. Jigen could have swore he felt his heart stop the moment your skin touched his.

GOEMON

After a long planning period, Lupin decided to use you and Goemon as bait for the cops. Very sadly it worked. Thankfully the others got away without issues but here you say next to the long haired samurai with your back against the cold cement wall. Neither of you spoke for hours, just basking in the silence. This wasn't his or your first time in jail, as a matter of fact you got arrested a lot. This was normal. What wasn't normal was being picked up together.

Goemon wasn't particularly interested in what you were doing, which was pacing the cell and stopping every so often in front of the bars. But something in the way you were eyeing it was irking him, so he watched you.

After a few moments your hands met the cold metal and your turned to the side, slipping right to the outside. Goemon could feel his mouth fall agape. Involuntarily standing he moved towars the bars where he quietly watched you slip away. For a moment he thought you would leave him there before he saw you round the corner with keys in hand.

"You look like you saw a ghost? You okay Goemon?" You ask as you unlink the door you slide it open. Closing his mouth properly he shakes his head and looks away. It seems he doesn't want to say anything.

FUJIKO

Fujiko isn't very surprised that you can squeeze into small spaces and slip from handcuffs, she can too. But what surprised her the most wasn't you're intellect, or your patience, it was your determination to pursue the finished product. You never left without giving something a shot. The most surprised she had ever been was the day you got locked inside of a falled down home.

She and you were trapped in the basement of a collapsed home, of course neither were injured but no one else knew of your predicament. She and you were utterly alone. Sadly without the right equipment the debris couldn't be moved, and you couldn't even get that without a call for help.

She had decided that he's wasn't going to try and escape, claiming that quote "At least I'm dying with the face of someone undeniably gorgeous." Your heart fluttered at her words as she was beautiful herself but you still looked for a way out. There had to be a way. Before the collapse you remember seeing very small windows at the top of the basement walls. Light shine through them giving proof to the outside world. If you could just climb up there, you could get out and call for help.

So you turn to Fujiko. "Will you come over here and hold me on your shoulders?"

She looked up at you bewildered. "What? Why?" You spoke without ever saying another word. Your eyes fell upon the very small windows at the top and her gaze followed yours. Seeing what you were asking she reluctantly made her way over to you.

As you climbed into her shoulders she groaned. "Are you sure you can even fit through that?" She could hear the window being tampered with before you pushed it open. "I mean even I'm not small enough-" she was cut short in surprise, watching your slender body slip through the window and outside.

"Hey don't forget me!" She called out. Peeking back through the window you claimed to get help and disappeared leaving her to think about your exit. She was thoroughly impressed.

[kmcosplays]

How I think the members of Lupin's gang will live once they retire

Lupin and Fujiko:

they would live in a big city or near one in a nicer place

it would be where their kids grew up and they would visit their parents every so often

I feel like they would have a girl first then a boy

they wouldn't force the title of Lupin the 4th on their kid

they would want them to decide if they want to learn everything great grandpa taught their dad

I hc that lupin's first born child would transition and tell their dad he's trans by letting Lupin know he want's to become Arsene Lupin the 4th

Lupin cried he was beyond happy and Fujiko was so happy to have " two wonderful sons"

he started training both of his sons almost immediately after

Goemon:

Marries a lady who does like historical reconstruction stuff and tea ceremonies for tourist and stuff

they just get along though the want to see history survive and be told correctly and respected

they get married almost right away and have this cute traditional wedding and its beautiful

they have a few kids together and Goemon is completely IN LOVE with being a dad

his wife loves it too and is the cutest and most fun mom

they live kind of far out into the countryside but close enough to a few schools and a the store if they need to go

if Goemon had his way they would live in the middle of nowhere but his wife didn't want to be that far away from a city (she won but he says they compromised)

they live in a somewhat big home that is a tad modern with the rest being traditional

they both just like their quiet life (besides the kids being kids ) and maybe having a neighbor down a ways but that's it

his kids find a little wiener dog that looks like Josephine that his kids become attached to and he talks his wife into keeping it "for the kids" and 100% not for him (its the meme of the dad who doesn't want the dog but loves the dog the most )

he also has another bigger dog as a guard dog (Josephine 2 thinks she's the other guard dog as well )

Jigen:

he lives out in the actual middle of nowhere

like no neighbors tons of land on a farm ( someone gave me this hc)

he lives on a farm with things like his own gun range, wine cellar, bbq spot (tons of homes way out in the countryside in US are like this)

the house wouldn't be huge just big enough for a few rooms and a gust room or two incase anyone form the gang wants to stay over

he does invite over everyone every so often to just check in and see everyone

someone said animals but idk I think he'd rather have a gun range than "some friggin animals I has to clean up after" but at most I could see a dog or two as guard dogs and "totally only guard dogs" that he doesn't spoil

Pops:

once Ami moves out he turns her room into a guest room

but it's mainly him having it ready if she needs a place to stay

he retires once Lupin sits him down to have a drink with him like he promised (this happens when Lupins kids are both toddlers and he finally admits he need to slow down (not stop just slow down)

he doesn't marry but he does date a women for a long time

[friends-to-lovers-tournament]

FRIENDS TO LOVERS TOURNAMENT BRACKET

thank you all for your patience! here's our updated bracket:

(the typed-out list of match-ups can be found under the cut)

sorry if your ship didn't make it in btw. we made our selections based on number of submissions + strength of propaganda and these were the ones that made the cut

a reminder of the rules because we want this tournament to be a fun & safe space for everyone:

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propaganda is encouraged! preferably do it in the text of a reblog of the relevant poll, but sending it via an ask is also an option

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4. also propaganda in the form of fanart, fics, and memes are also encouraged! (just specifying this to make it clear)

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SIDE A

Amalia/MC (It Lives Within) vs Keanyx (Boy Girlfriend)

Tasutsumu (A3!) vs Zenyuki (Snow White with the Red Hair)

Makoharu (Free!) vs Soma (Soul Eater)

Rahulanjali (Kuch Kuch Hota Hai) vs Dexer (Jackson's Diary)

Eulamber (Genshin Impact) vs Polyneed (Project Sekai)

Darlapple (Ever After High) vs Joon Hyung/Bok Joo (Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok Joo)

Sasuke/Mai (Ikemen Sengoku) vs Fuyupoly (A3!)

Aviskull (Coroika Splatoon) vs Sourin (Free!)

Iruclarazz (Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun) vs Sunnflower (Omori)

Sidyonk (Legend of Zelda TOTK) vs Rex/Nia/Pyra/Mythra (Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and 3)

Adrienette (Miraculous Ladybug) vs Sorikai (Kingdom Hearts)

Narlie (Heartstopper) vs Courfius (Les Miserables)

Junnana (Revue Starlight) vs Alanna/George (Song of the Lioness)

Walter/Millie (Free Guy) vs Kuroken (Haikyuu!!)

Soriku (Kingdom Hearts) vs Scarlet/Chase/Brook (I'm the Grim Reaper)

Adrigaminette (Miraculous Ladybug) vs Tigatron/Airazor (Transformers: Beast Wars)

SIDE B

Chrobin (Fire Emblem Series) vs KohaAi (Ensemble Stars)

Seeley/Temperance (Bones) vs Kidkiller (One Piece)

Boyf Riends (Be More Chill the Musical) vs Avocados at Law (Daredevil)

Patcap (BBC Ghosts) vs Tankana (Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba)

Buddie (9-1-1) vs Kenhina (Haikyuu!!)

Renga (Sk8 the Infinity) vs Fitzsimmons (Agents of SHIELD)

Danny/Sam (Danny Phantom) vs Huntlow (The Owl House)

Aridante (Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe) vs Ikesoren (Fire Emblem Series)

Karmisa (Assassination Classroom) vs Gwiles (Spiderverse)

Catradora (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) vs Bumbleby (RWBY)

Olivia/Victoria (Rainbow High) vs Tododeku (Boku No Hero Academia)

Zosan (One Piece) vs Byler (Stranger Things)

Hidekane (Tokyo Ghoul) vs Mawee (Drawn to Life)

Knighthouse (Emma by Jane Austen) vs Percabeth (Riordanverse)

Kirk/Spock (Star Trek) vs Ellemmett (Legally Blonde the Musical)

Jiglup (Lupin the Third) vs Raeda (The Owl House)

[another-mrfluffball]

~Pocky game with the gang~

Search up the ''Pocky game'' If you don't know what it is!!!

Lupin

He is the one to offer to do it!

This is game not only is a delicious snack, but you get to kiss your lover? What a steal!

He will have a very clear confident smile throughout the whole time

He eats the sweet pocky quite quickly and gives a little smooch

He loved the sweetness of that kiss hehe

After a few moments, he will pull out another pocky stick and very smugly says

So~ Would you like Round two?

Jigen

Sure why not, if you are comfortable and cool with it he's down to do the silly little game

Is very chill on the outside, but on the inside, he is a little flustered

Will move his hand to your waist and pull you in a little for a more passionate kiss

He will have a slight smirk after the game, seeing your face go a bit flustered.

During the game, you might be a little squish from his hat

Extra headcanon

While eating the leftover pocky sticks, Jigen will try to make you giggle/smile by holding the pocky like a cigarette

There is nothing more sweet than seeing his lover smile/giggle :)

Much more sweet than the pocky sticks hehe

Goemon

VERY VERY VERY VERY SHYY

Will make sure you are comfortable with doing this game, and make sure you are not uncomfortable

Flustered as all heck during the game

He might actually faint

He will be a bit worried he did it wrong! So just remind him he did it perfectly :>

Please give him extra comfort!

After that day, whenever he sees pocky snacks, he can't help but feel flustered x<

Fujiko

GIRLLLLLL SHE IS SO SMUGGGGG

She will be smirking so confidently when she hangs the pocky stick loosely in her mouth

Y/n~~~~ why so shy hmm~?

She is of course going to tease youuuuuuuu

After the little sweet kiss, she would brush her soft fingertip to brush off the little crust from the pocky sticks. And look deep into your eyes.

Oh y/n you are such a sweetie~~~

Zenigata

He is very super shy

While the game, he might accidentally break the stick :<

Oh no, y/n I am so sorry I ruined it- It's ok Zenigata it happens! It was not ruined at all! I'm sorry y/n... It's ok Zeni! *cups checks* *Kisses his lips again*

!!! *y/n head pats zenigata* Don't worry zenigata, we still got many!

*Zeni starts tearing up at how sweet you are* Y/n~~~~~!!!!! *Big bear hug* You ok Zeni? *Nods while snuggling in your neck*

So~ Ready for one more time? *Zeni shyly nods*

And wonderfully the second time was a success :D

Hope you enjoyed!

[lupgangs-fiat]

The Lupgang and mistletoe (ft. Zeni and Yata)

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! Enjoy some silly mistletoe and kisses from the thieves and the inspectors :]

LUPIN

-he’s the one putting up mistletoe in your current safe house. Almost every single doorframe has the plant hanging from the doorframe with a little red ribbon tied in a bow

-he’s the kind of guy to have mistletoe in his pocket to get sneaky sneaky kisses from you by holding it over your head when you’re talking to him

-probably waits under the mistletoe to get a kiss from you (ends up getting little kisses from the rest of the gang before he gets to you)

-or he might just grab your hand and pull you to the mistletoe to get kisses as you laugh at his antics

-“OH BOY ITS SMOOCHING TIME!!”

-^^ this is his exact reaction whenever you’re under the mistletoe with him

JIGEN

-he never really cared for mistletoe, didn’t exactly see the point in it

-but when he finds himself stuck under the mistletoe with you? Boy oh boy he changed his tune, mistletoe quickly became one of his favourite plants

-after the rest of the gang saw how his attitude changed, one of them taped a bit of mistletoe to the brim of his hat while he was napping (he didn’t see it when he woke)

-which means he got PLENTY of kisses from you, he was confused at first but he wasn’t complaining

-anytime you’d walk up to talk to him, you couldn’t help but chuckle at the plant taped to his hat

-after every conversation, he got a kiss on the cheek or on the lips, and golly gee, he’s over the moon each and every time

GOEMON

-god forbid he gets stuck under the mistletoe with anyone, he already struggles with displays of affection

-he has cut down the mistletoe before when he was under it with the others, much to Lupin’s dismay. He doesn’t like having to replace the mistletoe

-but if he finds himself stuck under the mistletoe with you, he doesn’t cut it down

-be gentle with the samurai, he’s practically afraid of kisses

-give him a kiss on the cheek and he’s going to be blushing and clearing his throat, trying to act like he’s cool and chill

-a kiss on the lips? Oh he’s going to be a MESS, blushing, stuttering, the whole shebang

-(He finds himself lingering under or near the mistletoe when your near by, waiting for you to walk over)

FUJIKO

-very smug. Will tease you if you get caught under the mistletoe with her

-prepare for lipstick marks galore. You’re not getting out from under the mistletoe unscathed.

-she likes to pepper your face in kisses, which means smudged lipstick is EVERYWHERE

-probably would hold your waist and pull you close before dipping you as if you were dancing and kiss you as you laughed

-played dumb when you first found yourself under the mistletoe with her, “oh? What’s this? Why did Lupin tape plants to the doorframe?”

-you explain the tradition to her and she grins before giving you the most breathtaking and passionate kiss before walking away, “what a funny tradition! I like it!”

ZENIGATA

-the man is so focused on his work that he probably doesn’t even realise it’s the holidays

-so if he finds himself under the mistletoe, he’s going to be a little surprised

-he’s super formal. Like, he takes his hat off and gives you a little bow if you’re under the mistletoe with him

-(it’s because he’s nervous, be patient with him)

-but give him a kiss before he practically explodes at the thought of kissing you

-kiss on the cheek is good, he’ll get blushy and embarrassed

-kiss on the lips? Inspector.exe has stopped working, give him some time to process that

YATA

-confused at first, literally puppy-like under the mistletoe

-head tilted to the side and nose scrunched up as he tried to figure out who put the sprig of mistletoe there

-but he gets excited at the thought of kissing you, slightly bouncing on the balls of his feet as he smiles

-super excited to kiss you, tries not to show it, but he’s like a golden retriever and his energy is super obvious

-can and will pepper your face with kisses after the first kiss, he’s smiling and laughing as you laugh too

-would carry mistletoe in his pocket afterwards to get more kisses to be sneaky and silly

-wouldn’t be able to keep his hands off you when under the silly plant. It’s not in a weird or sexual way, he just likes holding hands or having his hands on your waist