#lumber camp

[if-you-fan-a-fire]

"200 Montreal Unemployed Go to Thunder Bay Woods," Toronto Globe. September 26, 1933. Page 9. --- (Canadian Press Despatch.) Montreal, Sept. 25. - The Montreal City Council today authorized payment from unemployment relief funds of railway fares to Port Arthur for 200 bushmen. The money will be repaid out of the wages earned by the men in the Ontario lumber camp. A request for 200 men, some to work until Christmas, was received from Port Arthur by Montreal city authorities.

[coloredlion]

“i’m sitting here, crying in my prom dress”

[paranormaltheatrekid]

lumber axe did nothing wrong. He’s just a sex repulsed asexual who was sick of watching people fornicate in his woods. I mean sure, he did kill people, but do you want to watch total strangers act freaky in your house? I didn’t think so.

[isogenderskitty]

just realised how well the lyrics of axe man could also relate to max, especially the “watching nerds run for their lives” & “you may have brought a gun but it’s hatchetfield” & referring to him as a demon/devil & “he’s got you sweating through the night” (grace’s dream)

i’m not saying it means something but i’m not NOT saying that

anyway unrelated what if i formed an insane headcanon that lumber axe was somehow an alt timeline version of max & max was the son of the jerries. listen. all i’m saying is i could absolutely believe that boy jerry would call his son a little cuck. and it would sure explain where max got the whole dirty girl thing from wouldn’t it

[itsdefinitely]

may I please request the axe man himself?

you sure can

[ace7librarian]

"these woods always were a bitchin' makeout spot"

Max.... Max that's not a good idea... Not in his woods...

[rentumblsstuff]

I know this meme is so dead but I was just reminded of how much this song FUCKS (pun intended) (cause the axe man doesn’t want u to fuck :/)

[kairithemang0]

Yall are missing out on the Grace Chasity Lumber axe Friendship

[thegirlwholikesart]

asexual murder besties <3

[soupdwelling]

hey guys maybe look behind you !

[venomousray]

I love to imagine lumber axe and grace are actually great friends and they read the bible together.

[if-you-fan-a-fire]

"TWO KINGSTON MEN IN "HOLD-UP" GANG," Daily British Whig (Kingston, Ontario). October 22, 1920. Page 2. --- Four Men Arrested for Working in Sudbury District. ---- Word was received here from Toronto that four men who have been doing a hold-up business in the Sudbury district have been arrested by the provincial police. Two of them claim to come from Belleville and two from Kingston. Last week near Smoky Falls, while a local boat-builder was working on the river bank, a stranger approached him and closely questioned him. Having ascertained that he had no firearms handy and that no person was near to raise an alarm the stranger started whistling. Three other men appeared on the scene. Two of them covered the boat builder with their revolvers and marched him to his house. The strangers ransacked the house throughout. In searching the boat-builder's trunk they upset some pictures and from between them fell bills to the value of $200. The intruders took away two rifles and all the available ammunition. After making several more "hold ups" they were arrested at a lumber camp on the C.N.R., seventy miles north of Sudbury.

[a-snake-makes-moodboards]

Nightmare Time 2 Ep 3: Abstinence Camp moodboard with related inspo

[part of a nmt series, pt1 + pt2 + pt3]

[divider creds: @saradika-graphics]

(all images were found on Google images)

song to go with it: 'Virginity Rocks' from Nightmare Time 2

[thatgeekybitch69]

grace chasity x lumber axe

thank you for coming to my ted talk

EDIT; NEVER FUCKING MIND I THOUGHT GRACE WAS 18 IN AC AND WAS WRONG

EDIT 2: SHE IS 18 WOOOOOO

[isogenderskitty]

made a handy little slides presentation about lumber max, because every time someone asks me about it i get frustrated with myself when adhd attacks and i can't get all my thoughts together in a nice concise way dkgndsfk so now i can just show them this! yayy

screenshots version below the cut just in case the link is being silly or screenshots are just easier for you :]

[fangirlynjunk]

Adding more to my thought process about Jerry, Jeri, and Max because I know some people might be squinting about ages, and the way I understand it the best personally.

I am using the starkid wiki to get these ages so I’m trusting the fandom

Ok, from my understanding we KNOW Ted is 35 in Time Bastard.

18 years ago he’d have been 17, which is presumably the right age to be going to camp idontwannabang.

We don’t seem to have any clear idea how old Jerry and Jeri are, but Jerry mentions Ted in such a way that implies to me he has personal beef with Ted.

If I had to guess knowing Jerry, he invented a scenario in his own head about Ted flirting with Jeri much like how he is currently projecting onto Pete. Because I can’t see a time where Jeri and Ted would have interacted outside of school.

Meaning, I believe Jeri and Jerry were 15-17 during the conception of Max/Lumberaxe

Young, yes, but this is Hatchetfield.

It could also be that Ted has hit on Jeri sometime after he adopted his sleazeball personality, so it’s not concrete evidence

But Ted did seem to know Lumber Axe was out there, and Jeri mentions Axe was massive by the time he was 2, hence why I assume they were 15 or 16 when he was born, and therefore 17 or 18 by the time Ted was in camp.

Which also makes sense for Max

However, this is the only age we have for Ted pre time displacement , and we have two for Paul

Paul is 31 in TGWDLM and 33 in NPMD

This is because of the two year gap in the timeline.

Which means we have to make sense of it, though I would say with confidence that I doubt that Emma and Paul ( or rather Emdroid and Paul 23) would get married after only dating for a few months. I’d wager they would at least be 32.

This only changes the math to subtracting 17 from 35 which would make Ted 18, which would make more sense as he does seem to be making Pete go at the age he did.

I’m also relatively hoping that Jerry and Jeri are about Ted’s age because younger just gets perhaps too tragic because while they do seem to kind of suck , I can’t fully blame them considering their circumstances.

Now why is Max well.. Max? My guess, a birth complication causing the Jerries to go to the hospital or someone coming across them in the woods (hidge maybe?)